Monogatari series

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Shitposting thread.

BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL TIER
Snail

KAIKI TIER
Kaiki

GODDESS TIER
Crab
Vampire

TOP TIER
Bee
Monkey
Adult vampire

HIGH TIER
Phoenix
Black cat

MID TIER
Cat
Doll
Kagenui

LOW TIER
Gaen

SHIT TIER
Ougi

WORSE THAN SHIT TIER
Snake

>>119809278
Snail doesnt deserve to stay above crab and vampire.

Crab > Monkey > Snail >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All the rest > Cat

>>119809278
I don't agree completely. But overall good list, 7/8 taste.

I like them all.

>>119809122
Watch out incoming butthurt monkies >Abandon ship

>>119809278
best list i've seen so far on /a/

>>119809334
i think he's implying snail can't be judged or something like that, something like special mention

what does ononoki's cold dead vagina taste like

Tsukimonogatari subs when? Or should I just buckle and grab Horriblesubs?

>>119809575
Everyone else did.
Commie will release it eventually but not for a while.

>>119809278
Holy shit first list I've seen that I agree with 100 percent.

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>>119809122
WRONG

I actually like Snake.
At least she is not a generic shitty tsundere.

>>119809623
Horrible is really, really bad this time around. Like unusually so.

I don't get this Kaiki is a girl meme

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>>119809278
>>119809339
>people liking monkey

Did not think I would live to see the day.

>>119809694
the squeak in hanamonogatari was too cute for anyone to resist

>>119809683
Yeah but the alternative is to wait a month.

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Bee>Others

This is objectively true.

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>>119809748
Monkey>Bee is an objective fact

>>119809658
>ALL THIS SHIT TASTE.

>>119809278

Top tier:

Kagenui
Gaen
Adult vampire
Araragi`s mom

Shit tier: all the rest

>>119809797
>implying

>>119809748
>>119809770
OH BOY HERE WE GO.

Monkyfags gtfo.

>>119809658

Sandyoghurtgaharam is far from generic tsundere.

>>119809694
People have always liked Kanbaru.

>>119809748
The Araragis belong high on a list but not at the top.

>>119809770

They're both equal in my book. Bee having the novelty of being a well developed middle schooler and monkey having the novelty of being a self-confident lesbo.

>>119809658
It's okay to like snake.
Not everyone can have good taste.

>>119809841
>It's not okay to like snake.
Not everyone can have retardation

FIXED.

>>119809841
> not liking snake
> judging my taste

>>119809910
>>119809885

It's okay to be different, just don't expect everyone to like shit.

>>119809832
Bee is great as a character but niso wrote her too well as a dumb teenager. She's surrounded by people who are basically college students pretending to be teens.

I honestly don't see the appeal of crab.

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>>119809910
>liking snake
>not forfeiting your opinion on taste forever

Pick one.

>>119810031
me too

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Snake is delicious and tight, brimming with growth and fertility

>>119810031

She's clever. And a bully. She's not completely emotionless, in fact she's full of them. She's sexy. Strong. Purple hair. Her only flaw is that she doesn't get enough screen time.

>>119810132
>Her only flaw
You just listed several flaws. Shit tier indeed.

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>>119810129
great taste

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where do i get a cute monkey that makes cute noises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFA8V9SlZZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKfFs10559A

>>119810129
>>119810202

Look Snakefags that's one thing I will give you, she's a very sexy teenager, would fug.

>>119809770
Monkey is good, but her hairy arm automatically makes he a step below Bee.

Prove me wrong.

>>119810222
>Prove me wrong.
She got rid of the arm in Hana

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>>119810222
Monkey arm handjobs

Done and done.

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worship snake

>>119810225
>xdd

Kill yourself

>>119810225
Fuck off

>>119809694
ERO ERO DA

>>119810225

Is Kaiki cancer? I just though people admired him because of how good a character he is.

>>119810204
http://a.pomf.se/avcnpw.webm

Have you tried japan?

>>119810280
awshitniggawhatareyoudoing.jpeg

so when is snake gonna come back with a bobcut and not such a shit

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>>119810247
D-Doesn't matter

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Step aside

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>>119810204
Do you have more pics of her in a sweater?
I need more comfybaru.

Crab has the best theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBRA7kWingA

>>119810364
In Kizu

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>>119810374
Hot as fuck, but I prefer my teens. I like to be Jail baited.

>>119810374

How could I forget Survivor Hachikuji? She was fucking great.

>>119810374
Adult snail is the only one I might put above monkey but we don't see enough of her for me to be sure.

>>119810439
implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SngmWaj_xQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBkJ8kx0_pk

>>119810364
>so when is snake gonna come back
She isn't.

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>>119810399
sorry i dont really have much, but I found that on pixiv so you might have better luck searching there

Top tier : Bat , Bird.
Crab used to be top tier but she went full retard with deredere shit in Tsuki.

>>119810561
Didn't Kaiki tell her to not come back? To just stay away from Arararagi forever?

>>119810561
But what if not kill?

>>119810364
Last two parts, Ougi Dark and Koyomi Reverse

>>119810596
He told Araragi to stay away from her and Araragi does accept that's for the best, but she does appear again

>>119810601
Having a minuscule cameo is not "coming back"

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Why is there a cat but no dog?

>>119810743
araragi is the dog
his ahoge wags like one

>>119810677
If you want to say that about Oshino then fair enough, but Sengoku's appearances aren't minuscule.

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Every girl is good, snake is just a little less good

>>119810677
She also is in Koyomi Wind

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>>119811113
agreed

74 posts and 27 IPs, what a surprise.

>>119809278
Absolutely excellent taste.

>>119811171
How dare people post multiple times in a thread!

So basically Ougi is the one who pull the string and made Teori fight Araragi?

just found this

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=23845572

>>119811171
So what, are you upset edgy kiddo? what are you going to do faggot?.

>>119811171
Are the threads you visit so terrible that you only have one post to make before you have nothing to add?

>>119811171
Almost quints

Best are Kaiki, Snail, Phoenix and Doll.

>>119811278
Why does Oshino make such a based saint nick?

>>119811348
because he basically is saint nick

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>>119811171
What's this?
People actually having a conversation in a thread instead of just making one post and then leaving?
Oh the humanity
Oh the misery

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Snail was made to be best girl

>>119811530
Snail was Koyomi's unofficial imouto.

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What's the deal with Gaen and that other guy that never shows up again? She kind of just pops up and suddenly everyone reveres her like some kind of all knowing all capable being.

I'm pretty sure I didn't miss any episodes.

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So when is Arararagi going to go back in time to save the world and Snail at the same time ?

>>119809122
shit>snake>>>crab

No one likes Oshino? The fuck?

>>119811976
>Oshino
>making it onto a best girl list

Who do you think he is? Kaiki?

>>119811976
This is a christian imageboard son, we don't tolerate homosexuality around here

>>119811976
He's just an autistic hobo. He's not clever like Kaiki. He's not strong like Kagenui and he doesn't know everything like Gaen.

>>119809278
You know, this is pretty damn agreeable

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Crab = Bat > Bee > Doll > Small Power Gap > Phoenix > Monkey > Power Gap > Cat > Snail > Massive Power Gap > Shit > Even More Massive Power Gap > The Fucking Mariana Trench > Even More Shit > Snake

>>119811976

Oshino doesn't get much screentime. What little screentime he got was spent being the good guy, there's no argument with him.

>>119812126
>Crab not at the bottom
that saved me a lot of time

>>119812078
I like the sort of wandering sage aspect of his character. I usually like mentor type characters too so I also enjoyed his relationship with Araragi.

>>119811976
I like him, he was a cool guy.

>>119809278
breddy gud

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Daily reminder

Meme>Kaiki>Yozuru>>>>>>>>>>Crab>Bat>Monkey>Bee>Bird>Cat>Snail>Doll>Gaen>Snake>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ougi

>>119812396
meme is fkn retarded.

>>119812396
Fujoshi pls go.

Snail=Phoenix=Snake>Crab=Cat=Doll>Bee>Monkey>the rest.

>>119812078
>>119812078
>He's not clever
>He's not strong
This is the guy who stole Kiss-shot's heart and a vampire, half vampire and cleric at the same time, and then screwed everyone over afterwards.

>>119811865

>>119811865
>claim to not miss episode
>clearly missed him

>>119809122
She made my dick melt

>>119809278
Drop Crab to the shit tier, switch place with snail / monkey and then we'll have an agreement.

>>119815410
How can you have monkey in top tier and her waifu in bottom anon?

How does that make any sense?

>>119814525
Kizu never ;_;

>>119809122
>Tsundere no45912
>best
Grow up fucktard

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>>119816225
>tsundere

>>119816225
>Tsundere
>Crab

kek

>>119814525
He's patient which is why he was able to steal her heart. He waited for all of the hunters to weaken her. He got fucking DEMOLISHED by cat so no he isn't strong.

>>119816442
It's been stated that Black Hanekawa could hold her own against a true vampire due to Hanekawa being basically a freak of nature

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Angry Nadeko>Nadeko Medusa>Nadeko snake>everyone else a shit, a SHIT!

http://a.pomf.se/epxeer.webm

>>119816371
>kek
Get out.

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>>119809278
Snail > Bat > Monkey > Crab > Cat > Phoenix = Bee = Doll > Snake

>>119812718
>>119813026
I thought you guys liked Memes

>>119810260

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNOmZ4l4v54

Replace vacuum cleaner with monkey arm

>>119816898
>Get out.
Get the fuck out you malignant cunt.

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>>119817074
So... where do I get the model that wont do that?

Why is Snake so shit?

>>119809694

>not liking Monkey

You must be a robot to be so cold and unfeeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1Csif5l_6c

i somehow like none of the monogataris but they are intresting afterall
maybe grown up hachikuji is the best

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>>119817532
>grown up hachikuji is the best

>>119817532
>grown up hachikuji is the best
I can live with this

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>Two delicious tomboys

Can't more shows do this?

>>119817532
you mean god hachikuji?

>>119817416
Because she tried to kill the 4 most popular characters in the series

>>119820369
and threatened to kill the other!

>All these crabfags drooling over 2 minutes of deredere Gahara

/a/ is going to be unbearable once Hitagi Rendezvous gets animated

>>119821238

I liked her from the start, these guys are just assholes that get on the deredere bandwagon

>>119821305
The first anime itself was a bandwagon. Glasshouse, rock.

>>119809339
Underrated post

>>119817416
Because she is a slut and not the fun type of slut like monkey, just a slut

>>119822753
But sluts are the best.

>>119811915
What do you mean?This already happened

>>119823500
That's why Crab is best girl.

>>119825758
Snake is even better.

>>119819758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOgDg44KSpU

>>119825962
Greatest love story ever told.

>>119826058
>araragi steals monkeys girl
>brushes his sisters teeth and gives her to monkey
>cleans his other sister and also gives her to monkey

Araragi best bro

Is this show a harem? Should I check it ? /a/ has many threads about it daily