Tsukimonogatari ITT

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>>119234565
Shinobu a cutie

Tsuki was like a non-pointless version of Nise.

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>>119234612
Nise wasn't pointless.
It's not Shinbo's fault you can't focus with tits and ass on the screen.

Seems like i really have to keep watching this shit.... nice

Why does everyone hate Nise so much?

It was the most entertaining part of Monogatari.

>>119234880
The first part had some pacing problems IMO

>>119234880
It was literally just a character introduction arc with Araragi's sisters shoehorned in.

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I've watched the raw like 4 times already.

Waiting for Commie.

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This is my fetish.

I await the glorious doujins of bath time with Onii-chan.

>>119235053
>He fucks Tsukihi
>Halfway through Karen shows up and he fucks her too

Someone will do it. I believe it.

>>119235004
>implying all the arc aren't character introductions or re-introductions.

>>119235097
I'm pretty sure this already exists though. Too lazy to sift through my Monogatari doujin collection to confirm. Someone else get on it.

>>119234612
It's mostly very focused, plot driven and relevant. There's just one big fanservice scene in the middle. It could be cut to 5% of it's length without changing absolutely anything in the story, but who would want that really?

>>119234706
>implying you didn't have to watch this scene twice, one for the dialog and one for the snowball fight

Do Tsukihi and Karen's boyfriends really exist or are did they make them up to make Koyomi jealous?

>>119235264
>character re-introduction
What the fuck? Just call it character development or character centric story.

>>119235282
Tsukihi is such a cutie. I want to hug her.

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>>119235358

Never watched any of the monogataris.

But from observing threads on /a/ I guess it's about some sort of omnisexual guy who fucks every girl he comes across. Underaged or blood related or not.

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>>119235437
He's just incredibly retarded.

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>>119235437
That and there's Kaiki too

>>119235437
If extensive witty dialog is a metaphor for fucking, them yes. Also, gods, vampires, immortal birds, lesbians and zombie-dolls are game too. It's literally better than porn.

>>119235511
>for fucking, them yes
Either I misplaced a comma or I typed an 'm' instead of an 'n'. I'm not sure.

Commie is subbing this right?

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>>119235437
He has only fucked two of the girls.

>>119235564
What? Hiitagi and?

>>119235564
>implying he hasn't fucked bat and snake
Even monkey is not a possibility to be dismissed

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>>119235591

>>119235591
Karen.

>>119235628
When did this happen?

>>119235618
>>119235628
Not really.

Should I just watch HS subs or wait?

>>119235680
Yes, really. Go watch the toothbrush episode again.

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Why does she wear the hat?

>>119235700
Wait for Commie. Daisuki's TL is just a bad idea.

>>119235723
Are you retarded, anon?

>>119235758
I don't know, are you dense?

>>119235738
It was sewed into her head when they made her. It's arguably a part of her body.

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Can I get the order watch list ?

I think I might have watched the wrong season 1st

>>119235738
For shits and giggles. Also because Yaaaay.
Peeace Peeace

>>119235282
What the hell was wrong with Tsukihi? Was was she a cat?

Is it because Araragi wanted to bone her?

>>119235812
Watch in production order, retard.

>>119235812
ive lost track as well, youre not the only one.
i watched bakemonogatari, then nisemonogatari but then it just kinda went off the rails

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>>119235599
You don't fuck monkey, she fucks you.

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>>119235680
>implying

I only watched the first season (bake), then decided to pass on the rest because I was told they weren't as good and I wanted to watch something else.

Now that I'm done with other animes should I try to catch up?

>>119235951
No, if you listened to other people on what to watch don't stop now.

>>119235951
Rewatch Bake then continue.
People only bitch about Nise, which I liked myself.

>>119235951
it's still good.
The last arc was great.

>>119233817
This gif is just glorious beautiful

>>119235940
Go on.

>>119235060
Shinobu feeling ararararagi out is the hottest scene of 2015

>>119235951

The whole series is shit. Pretending to like it is just an epic memay that people are doing.

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>>119236259

They fucked anon.

>>119235758
What do you mean? Is commie's translation better?

>>119236259
>" let's go for round 2"
> falling onto a bed together
> after basically climaxing seconds before

By the "I didn't see them do it, so they haven't" logic, him and crab haven't either.

Anyone has a screencap of the first Shinobu interlude?

>>119236466
but also consider that araragi is the narrator, and a very unreliable one at that. So the sexual implications have probably been intensified by his storytelling, to say the least.

>>119235440
best scene of the movie

>>119236536
Then him and crab haven't either, since he's an unreliable narrator.

>>119236599
well, after he and crab banged they stopped with their discussions about virginity

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>mfw Koyasu

>>119236663
That's true. I guess I think they boned because of Tsuhikis reaction, then Karen's reaction at the shower scene?

>>119236807
Tsukihi flipped out because araragi was molesting his sister and then Karen was mad because Tsukihi ended up doing the same thing Karen and Araragi were doing and she was upset because of the hypocrisy.

well this is all speculation that fills my headcanon, so go with whatever floats your boat

>>119234612
So what exactly was the point of Tsuki?

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>mfw Metropolitan Ordinance

I lost it

Which doujins have the best chance of being canon?

>>119237420
The one where it is 200 years in the future and Araragi has a child with Shinobu.

>>119236957
It's a 2 hour long foreshadow of what is to come.

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>>119235758
>Dem-other
That was hilariously bad

>>119237743
What was he even thinking? No one in the world would think of Demon brother when reading that.

>>119237797
I did

>>119233817
Tsuk was way too slow and boring.

>>119237848
Because you already knew what onii-chan (and probably oni too) means so you could deduce what they were trying to do. I meant out of context, obviously.

>>119237743
If you kill an only child, you have demothered someone.

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>>119237896
Here's the first time she says it, even if you don't know about the oni onii thing its pretty obvious.

>>119237944
>Big Demo-ther
It's not at all.

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>>119237944
Furthermore there's an explanation immediately after that. Yeah, the typesetting sucks but its there.

>>119235332
It exists
http://exhentai.org/g/570167/875c50e4c0/

Karen is first though

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What do Koyomis sisters think of Senjougahara being their brothers boyfriend, I have never seen them interact with eachother and I feel like it would be a fun episode.

>>119237743
overall except for a small parts like that (which if you have seen any monogatari before you should pick up on it) the subs werent THAT bad

>>119238001
they interacted a bit in s2 when hanekawa needed somewhere to sleep

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>>119237974
I really feel like this line will be handled at least similarly by Commie, what I'm really interested in is how they will handle stuff like this.

>>119235667
Toothbrush

Wouldn't it be better if he just starts fucking everybody? Harem end.

>>119235828

Tsukihi was the bird. And I'm not 100% sure Araragi wants to fuck her either.

>>119235618
>Karen is taller
every fucking time

>>119236957
it's a set-up for Owari

it was obvious from the mirror scene alone
come on, they aren't gonna resolve Araragi's returning vampirism in just 4 episodes

>all the sister fanservice
>never showing Poised Look's pantsu
what a tease, more to look forward to I suppose

>>119238146
I know that but she was meowing the whole episode and making a cat face.

What does it mean?

>>119238280
>that amazing snowball fight
>no bandaid shot
I'm more pissed about this

>>119238280
Can't show what's not there, anon.

>>119236957
It laid down some more foreshadowing for Ougi, gave us a bit more back story on Gaen's old group, introduced Araragi's vampire problem, put Ononogi inside the Koyomi household and gave her some more story and personality. A lot happened honestly.

It was mostly a set-up chapter. Putting the pieces in place.

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>>119238447
>foreshadowing
Literally told us to our face what's exactly going to happen and the motives for doing so.

>>119235564
He never fucked Karen.

>>119238571
It told us in a very vague (and meta as fuck for a change) way what Ougi is doing and gave us no clue how things are going to develop from here.

I think Ougi is just Nisio's self-insert after Tsuki to be honest.

>>119235738
maybe that's where her real magic brain is, and her head is just stuffed with cotton?

>>119235496
My hero.

>>11923868
So did the anime just imply it too strongly?

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>>119235496
at his most beautiful

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>>119238858
No best girl in Tsuki

>>119237797
I watched tsuki and never realized what Dem-other meant until now. That was a horrible translation.

>>119235027
>Waiting for Commie
>Commie
>COMMIE

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>>119238940
>not watching commie

>>119233817
This had the worst localization ever.
I know we hate translaters notes but

Big Demon-ther Really? This is fucking retarded and confusing for another who doesnt understand the onii part themselves.

why didn't they just stick with "Devilish Big Brother?"

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I had no idea what "Big Demo-ther" meant too. I kept thinking of the TF2 demoman.
Either I'm too stupid or that was just way too stupid for me.

>>119238995
>watching trollsubs

>>119239108
Onii-chan = big brother
Oni = demon
Oni-chan = ?

they should've just used Big Demon or something

>>119239180
>commie monogatari
>trollsubs

Just how new are you?

>>119239208
i want commie devs to leave

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>>119239193
They should have used big demon-brother or demon-brother.

If a pun doesn't translate you just say what it means, you don't butcher it.

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>>119239193
Yea I understand that. I can't hear the difference between Oni and Onii though, even when she says Oni Onii-chan.
So I had no idea why they were translating it as such.
I mean in hindsight it's pretty obvious though. It's STILL SHIT though.

Newbfag here, is this show anything other than fanservice?

>>119239193
That would make less sense than before. Just stop being an autistic tard and nitpicking irrelevant shit. It's not detrimental to the plot in any shape or form.

>>119239228
And I want commie devs to hurry up and finish Tsuki but we don't always get what we want.

>>119239281
lurk more and fuck off

>>119239277
>I can't hear the difference between Oni and Onii though, even when she says Oni Onii-chan.
you should probably go to a doctor with that

>>119239228
Commie has always been the best sub group for Monogatari. Lurk more.

>>119239295
>butchering a translation so it become incomprehensible
>irrelevant

It would have been better to just leave it as oni-chan and then people who have no clue what that means(exactly 0% of the monogatari fanbase) would just assume it's some nickname.

>>119239281
Yes and no

Just watch it and decide

>>119238940
>do I fit in yet?

>>119239364
>Commie has always been the best sub group
There is no possible way to finish this sentence in any way without trolling.

>>119239329
Maybe you should. She doesn't pronounce it any differently from the usual onii-chan. She puts an extra i in the demon oni. They even write it as 鬼い instead of just 鬼.

>>119239329
>implying they sound different at all.

What accent does Shinobu have? It sounds like she uses "ja" a lot of times when others use "da" like for example "nanda" she says "nanja" or "jakara" instead of "dakara".

Do we have a pomf webm of the bathing scene?

>>119239281
If Every Show Is Made With The Intent Of Being Liked By Fans, Isn't Every Show Just Fanservice?

>>119239405
>not knowing commie does serious subs for monogatari
>not knowing there is no other competent sub group doing them now

lurk more please

>>119239518
by that definition Rebuild 3.0 has no fanservice

>>119239479
Oni and Onii sound completely different You just haven't folded your dirty gaijin ears over enough times. Regardless, Ononogi pronounces it as Onii every time, except when she actually says oni no onii-chan.

>>119239518
The question is how free are the creators to make what they want and not worry about what the audience wants.

The people who make anime are fans of it too. As long as they don't take themselves too seriously and start wanking to their creation.

>>119239592
>breaking new grounds
As expected from the master.

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How'd you feel about new ClariS? The ED is all right, but not the best from monogatari, but it is hard to live up to it's best ones though.

>>119239488
Old people accent. You know, because she's old.

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I like these scenes.

>>119239691
Makes sense.

>>119239689
I didn't notice any difference.

>>119239760
>Tsukihi has that cat mouth smile
>keeps meowing

Seriously why is it? What's going on? I know it means something but what?

>>119235374
Pretty sure they exist. They've talked to Hanekawa about how Araragi didn't want to meet them.

>>119239841
Pretty sure it's one of those "I'm going to be annoying now" little sister moments.

I have an imouto.

>>119239449
I was referring to the Oni no Oniichan part you fucking dunce

>>119239921
>I have an imouto.
have you brushed her teeth yet?

>>119239921
But she does it again later here >>119235282
, and constantly meows.

Right. the Monogatari series.

I haven't watched in a while. Could someone get me a list of the series order?

>>119240117
Bake Nise Neko S2 Hana Tsuki

>>119235440
>DSP revived as a little girl.webm

>>119240087
It wouldn't be annoying if she didn't insist on it. But it could be both too. Some foreshadowing passed as Tsukihi trying to be annoying.

>>119238317
>What does it mean?
Being cute

>>119240164
Wow, that much. I remember I stopped watching because they took forever releasing new stuff. Motherfucker....

Merci.

>>119239277
Onii-chan has more emphasis on the i's. It's not a big difference but it's definitely noticeable.

So the prober nip way of saying Oniichan would have to "i" sounds?

>>119240241
O-ni, ni as in Nicaragua
O-nii, nii as in kneesocks

>>119238940
Commie has historically done the best subs for Monogatari by far.

>>119240424
that's not how you spell [gg]

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bat still best

>>119240465
>gg
>relevant
>alive

>>119240465
It be ded yo.

>>119240424
What is ANE ;_;

>>119237917
>Lost his shit because he didn't reflected on the mirror
>most likely something not good going on here
>still stop giving a shit about it and go for a kiss with the imouto
he is the most based MC ever.

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Araragi got some moves

>>119240465
レストインピース

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>>119240621
>Bitch is stealing my moves.

>>119239921
Lucky bastard

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>>119237669
>DAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

BEE A BEST

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I'm kinda new to this series well really new
what subgroup is the better one to start watching all of this? Everyone is suggesting commie but I'm not sure about it, it looks like they put jokes above actually being correct since from what I understand this is a metaphor heavy show
thanks

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>>119240726

You could tell during this arc that Shaft really just fucking loves to animate this series.

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>>119240726
Are you platinum mad?

>those paper clips
yeah, proper subs probably never

>>119240861
Bake: ANE
Nise: Coalgirls
Rest: Commie

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Bamp

>>119240861
Commie does gatari fine but they didn't do Bake so you can grab it from ANE.

>>119240953
You can't bump your own thread anymore.

Good subs when

>>119240985
Mfw this isn't my thread

>>119241002
When Kizu comes out.

http://a.pomf.se/dukrqo.webm

>>119241067
It's not even dying, what the fuck are you bumping it for? If anything you're just adding to the image limit.

>>119240904
considering it sells a fuckload, they would

The last part with super-dere Crab melted my fucking heart.

>Yaaay

>>119241112
It's not like we are going to hit that unless some fag comes in an starts spamming pictures of one of the girls.

>>119241103
I didn't get this joke.

>>119240904
Nowadays I think of SHAFT as a studio that did some cool, original stuff, then Bake and Madoka, and then decided to focus all of their energy on adapting Monogatari as a whole. All of that plus Hidamari. Other SHAFT adaptations aren't even something I look forward to.

If they did something original I'd probably be pretty hype though.

>>119241180
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokyo_Metropolitan_Ordinance_Regarding_the_Healthy_Development_of_Youths

>>119238317
She knows hanekawa is a 10/10 to him and is trying to replicate it?

>>119241201
>did some cool, original stuff
Oh, and by original here I mean, creative, inventive, not "not an adaptation of something".

>>119241069
Might as well say when Half-Life 3 comes out

>>119241253
I feel like it's him seeing her that way since it's from his perspective.

I mean I don't think Tsukihi would see Hanekawa as a cat anyways.

>>119233889
Delicious.

>>119241457
Just grasping at straws. I don't know either.

>>119241180
The anti-loli law

Koyokoyo~

>>119241262
Madoka was the first SHAFT original in more than a decade, so I'm really not sure what you're getting at.

>>119242087
Did you actually read the post you replied to?

>>119235374
They didn't make them up but it's true that they look and act like him.

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>>119242143
The double negatives messed me up. Still, are you really arguing in that stuff like Monogatari S2 ep15 isn't creative or innovative? SHAFT is the only studio to feature animators like Hiroki Konno, Inu Curry, Hajime Ueda with their own very distinct styles.

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Tsukihi made my dick go doki doki

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>Nobody made a webm when shinobu went ultraman

>>119242291
I meant to say that Monogatari became the sole focus of their creativity. The rest feels like uninspired shit they do just because they always have to be adapting some LN or manga at any given time, which is pretty different from how they used to be before Madoka and Bake.

>>119241201
>Other SHAFT adaptations aren't even something I look forward to.
>Other
See?

That episode was amazing by the way.

>Translating Oni Onii chan to Big Dem-other instead of Big BrOgre

What a bunch of fucking retards.

>>119237797
Now it all makes sense

>>119242638
>does this
>people complain about memes and shit instead
there's no pleasing these people

>>119242463
Give me the time it happens and i'll do it, cause i forgot

>>119242869
Please do.

>>119242887
Yeah, I probably worded it badly but I mean I need the time it happens in Tsukihi, as in HH:MM:SS because I completely forgot when it happened

>>119241201
Mekakucity Actors was a confusing disappointment, but other than that with their newest stuff you can more or less tell upfront if it's gonna be a phoned-in adaptation.

There's probably something akin to an 'A Team' and a 'B Team' at SHAFT, and A Team has Shinbo and goes fucking hard on Monogatari adaptations, and B Team does all the hard boring drivel to keep the studio going.

>>119242965
00:24:15

>>119242965
Tsuki*

>>119242986
On it, give me a minute or two

>>119242419
>tsukihi getting wet as fuck
>karen getting jealous of her little sister

cute

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>>119242986
Done, Is this okay? Wasn't sure where to cut.

>>119242855
Yaaaaaay... peace peace.

>>119243247
>PISS PISS

ZOMBIE A SHIT

>>119243188
Could you start the video during shinobu going ulttra and not araragi standing there? I think it'd look better

>>119243309
Yes, sure.

Who is this cunt runt?

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>>119243309
Done, sorry for the wait, had to go fix something.

>>119243681
anon is being pretty based today.

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>>119243681
Satisfied.

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>>119243681
Very nice anon.

Shinobu is truly a blessing

Do you think Araragi ever calls Shinobu out just to cuddle her?

>>119242419
>that chaika face

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>>119233817
im saddened that she doesnt have more abs. shes just overall thin.

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>>119244059
BASED BEE

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>>119243981
I know I sure as hell would

Full OP when

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>mfw all dat Tsukihi

>>119243681
Now play with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39vkhqjv7m4

Jesus fucking christ was Tsuhiki always this goddamn cute?

>>119245291
yes

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>>119245291
She is not better then crab or cat but she is best sister and my number 4.

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THIS FUCKING BODY.

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Best scene

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The ending sucked dicks
Can anyone tell me why did that origami-fag just get killed by the doll? He knew everything about his situation. That's basically a suicide

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>>119237991
Holy shit comedy gold.

>>119237669
>>119242419
>>119245407
The things I would do to all three of them...

>>119245407
Tsukihi was mirin' that hard

the doujins write themselves

>>119245550
I'm totally not homo. But I want all my doujins of every shows to have Araragi as main with that body.

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Imagine getting railed by Koyomi.

>>119245491
>That's basically a suicide
Exactly. He wanted to die.

>>119245491
What you saw getting killed wasn't the real Tadatsuru

>>119245491
That was the point. He would rather be killed by Yotsugi then be used in Ougi's plot. Pretty based imo

>>119245491
He is already undead and really exists in the afterlife. His body was just a doll and he can make another, so he didn't mind getting killed too much. He got hired by Ougi because he was outside Gaen's network, but Oshino (who he's on okay terms with) had been in contact with him already and basically told him to get in touch with Gaen if anyone tried to hire him to target Araragi. So he pretended to go along with Ougi's plan, but he's actually part of Gaen's plan.

That animation looks stiff as a board.

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>>119245491
I liked the color version of this, thank you based shaft

>>119245737
My dick is as stiff as a board.

>>119242968
If you think Mekaku was confusing, you clearly didn't pay attention.

>>119233929
I swear she looks like a dude on this pic

>>119245407
I feel like this, along with the whole bathroom scene, was stylized really heavily. Just as their bathroom really isn't that big, Araragi is not nearly that ripped.

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>>119246179
But he could be that ripped. LNs mentioned his vampire powers keep his body at some sort of "optimal state".

>>119246179
Their bathroom is always that huge.

I kind of miss the old way they would put in the lines from the LN's, with the blank coloured screens with text

>>119246179
Araragi has always been that ripped. The show just does a terrible job of animating it.

>>119246227
See pic above you. The LN tsukommi'ed "Our bathrooms are not actually as large as the anime version".

>>119246179
>exaggeration in anime
>exaggeration in monogatari

It's not to be taken literally?
No way, do you mean Karen didn't actually destroy multiple overpasses with Koyomi's face?

>>119246252
They still do that though. Unless you mean like in Bakemonogatari directly at the start of the arc where it sticks them in all rapid fire interspersed with frames of (using Kanbaru as an example) pictures of real monkeys and what not.

>>119246253
Araragi has always been that ripped from Araragi's perspective.

>>119246305
Funnily enough, the Araragi x Kagenui fight was pretty true to book's description, with the bones ripping and souryuken.

>>119240917
i didn't even realize this...then again i don't watch op/ed's like ever

So does Tsukihi have super-fast growing hair or something? It feels like it hasn't been long since it was short.

>>119246344
And Ononoki's.

>>119246356
I'm disappointed they cut out some of that fight from the LN. I think SHAFT was having mercy on Araragi by not animating all of it.

>>119245997
You mean he wasn't bothering to look beyond the anime for information on the story and franchise which Shaft failed to deliver in a concise and clear way. Like he shouldn't have to.

>>119246436
Yeah IIRC the LN had it a lot longer. Or Araragi felt it longer. He was counting hundreds of punches? I'm just happy the BD added more of the rawness back into the fight.

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Is there any meaning in him looking like Masami Eiri from Serial Experiments Lain?

Both men basically took their own lives because they were bored with the world and the obligations of society.

>>119246356
Nah, Kagenui's fight skipped a little on how aggressive she was.
http://metanorn.net/2012/04/from-the-cutting-room-nisemonogatari-11-missing-adaptation-excerpt

>>119246305
>the bathroom is not as big as it appears to be in the anime version

>>119245641
>used in Ougi's plot
Anime-only fag here, please be gengle
Who the fuck is Ougi? She appeared one episode out of nowhere without any explanation

>>119246436
Ononoki and Kanabru say he has nice muscles, but once again, from Araragi's perspective.

>>119246585
She's Oshino Meme's niece

>>119246585
Ougi is a creature born from the relationship between Meme and Koyomi

>>119246659
So in other words they fugged?

>>119246585
She was created by Araragi, she's what Black Hanekawa is to Hanekawa, but to Araragi

>I had a dream
>I watched Kizu

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>>119246626
And she killed Snail.
I'll never forgive the bitch for that.

>>119246685
yes

>>119246512
>Oshino could have dealt with all those oddities Kagenui style but he chose not to.

Just how close in strength is he to Kagenui and is Black Hanekawa still a low level oddity once Hanekawa co-opts the Sawarineko's strength for her own?

>>119246713
Snail was shit anyway.

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>>119246749

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>>119246771
fite me m8

>>119246503
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia

>>119246713
She didn't

>>119246626
>She's Oshino Meme's niece
S/he claims.

>>119246754
Hanekawa was a special case because she reminds him to Gaen

>>119246852
To save her from kurayami Oshino claims her as his niece in Owari 3
She just crossdress in Hana stop implying she was ever a boy

>>119246913
So it was a mental block? He feels the same thing from her as he does Gaen with their whole "They know everything" stuff and it throws off his game?

so how much longer do we have to wait for more monogatari

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http://a.pomf.se/grngts.html

>>119246847
Didn't she create the Darkness with the specific purpose of punishing "liars" (read: snail)?

>>119241262
There's nothing creative and inventive here.
>>119242635
>rest feels like uninspired shit they do just because they always have to be adapting some LN or manga at any given time
You have incredibly wrong impression here then, allow me to break your emotional delusions and naivity, they didn't animate monogatari because of some special love, they just doing their work, and if money and time allows it, they can pull something nice of it, if not, we have second season and Mekaku.

>>119247072
No The Oddity Police has excisted before. Did you not hear Shinobu's back story?

>>119247072
the darkness tries to take Ougi later

>>119235437

All conversations are typically based around shitty jap puns and similar.
Just do it like everyone and watch it for the girls.

>>119246475
There is nothing that is impossible to understand from the anime alone.

>>119247157
I'd watch the fuck out of a show based on the O.P. concept.

>Vampire spotted hanging out in Temples. We've received complaints she's been acting like a god by squatting and being a general nuisance. It's time for the Oddity Police to get onto the case.

Jump to Shinobu Time

>Look what we have here, it seems our friend from 400 years ago is still causing trouble. She's not why we're here but if she makes any wrong moves then take her out.

>>119235437

it's a horribly written meme anime and you get everything valuable from the series by just saving the webms

How the hell is this shit series still ongoing?

>>119247385
>>119247430
go away

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>>119247430
Because it sells a lot and is really popular.

>>119247047
I could watch this all day.

>>119233817
explain this scene to someone who has never watched the series

>>119247519
A loving brother cleanses his imouto.

>>119247430
Because people like good shows. In other news, blue is still a color.

>watch bake, like it
>watch nise, stop because it's so boring

Did I miss anything?

>>119247591
second season is better then bake

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>>119247591
>nise
>boring

>>119247519
A vampire seduces a bird by sneaking up behind her and covering her in a semi-viscous white liquid for the amusement of a voyeuristic crowd of on-lookers

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>>119247591
You're missing everything

>>119247591
Well, the rest of it I guess.

>>119247639
worst arc

>>119247633
>implying the bird is not the one doing the seducing.

She totally wants her onii-chan.

>>119247675
I didn't see snake in there, did you?

The Metropolitan Ordinance joke is too funny once you find out what it means.
If there is one thing that Monogatari excels at, it's the occasional fourth wall breaking.

>>119247687
Are you implying there's someone that doesn't? I think the only people who don't want some of the Araragi are the adults.

>>119247753
I looked it up and I still don't get it

>>119247346
The dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Fund it

need moar wincest

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>>119245751
>she can take off that hat

>>119247591
Yes, you missed the best arcs. Kabuki, Otori, Oni, Koi and Tsuki are all better than Bake.

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>>119247818
>On 24 February 2010, the Metropolitan government submitted a proposed revision to the ordinance that would restrict sexually provocative depictions of fictional characters who appear to be under 18 years of age

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>>119247047

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>>119247984

>>119247753
where do they make this joke if you don't mind me as king?