Nise wasn't pointless.
It's not Shinbo's fault you can't focus with tits and ass on the screen.
I've watched the raw like 4 times already.
Waiting for Commie.
This is my fetish.
It's mostly very focused, plot driven and relevant. There's just one big fanservice scene in the middle. It could be cut to 5% of it's length without changing absolutely anything in the story, but who would want that really?
Never watched any of the monogataris.
But from observing threads on /a/ I guess it's about some sort of omnisexual guy who fucks every girl he comes across. Underaged or blood related or not.
Why does she wear the hat?
Can I get the order watch list ?
I think I might have watched the wrong season 1st
You don't fuck monkey, she fucks you.
I only watched the first season (bake), then decided to pass on the rest because I was told they weren't as good and I wanted to watch something else.
Now that I'm done with other animes should I try to catch up?
>" let's go for round 2"
> falling onto a bed together
> after basically climaxing seconds before
By the "I didn't see them do it, so they haven't" logic, him and crab haven't either.
but also consider that araragi is the narrator, and a very unreliable one at that. So the sexual implications have probably been intensified by his storytelling, to say the least.
Tsukihi flipped out because araragi was molesting his sister and then Karen was mad because Tsukihi ended up doing the same thing Karen and Araragi were doing and she was upset because of the hypocrisy.
well this is all speculation that fills my headcanon, so go with whatever floats your boat
That was hilariously bad
Here's the first time she says it, even if you don't know about the oni onii thing its pretty obvious.
Furthermore there's an explanation immediately after that. Yeah, the typesetting sucks but its there.
What do Koyomis sisters think of Senjougahara being their brothers boyfriend, I have never seen them interact with eachother and I feel like it would be a fun episode.
I really feel like this line will be handled at least similarly by Commie, what I'm really interested in is how they will handle stuff like this.
It laid down some more foreshadowing for Ougi, gave us a bit more back story on Gaen's old group, introduced Araragi's vampire problem, put Ononogi inside the Koyomi household and gave her some more story and personality. A lot happened honestly.
It was mostly a set-up chapter. Putting the pieces in place.
Literally told us to our face what's exactly going to happen and the motives for doing so.
It told us in a very vague (and meta as fuck for a change) way what Ougi is doing and gave us no clue how things are going to develop from here.
I think Ougi is just Nisio's self-insert after Tsuki to be honest.
This had the worst localization ever.
I know we hate translaters notes but
Big Demon-ther Really? This is fucking retarded and confusing for another who doesnt understand the onii part themselves.
I had no idea what "Big Demo-ther" meant too. I kept thinking of the TF2 demoman.
Either I'm too stupid or that was just way too stupid for me.
Yea I understand that. I can't hear the difference between Oni and Onii though, even when she says Oni Onii-chan.
So I had no idea why they were translating it as such.
I mean in hindsight it's pretty obvious though. It's STILL SHIT though.
>butchering a translation so it become incomprehensible
It would have been better to just leave it as oni-chan and then people who have no clue what that means(exactly 0% of the monogatari fanbase) would just assume it's some nickname.
Oni and Onii sound completely different You just haven't folded your dirty gaijin ears over enough times. Regardless, Ononogi pronounces it as Onii every time, except when she actually says oni no onii-chan.
The question is how free are the creators to make what they want and not worry about what the audience wants.
The people who make anime are fans of it too. As long as they don't take themselves too seriously and start wanking to their creation.
How'd you feel about new ClariS? The ED is all right, but not the best from monogatari, but it is hard to live up to it's best ones though.
>Lost his shit because he didn't reflected on the mirror
>most likely something not good going on here
>still stop giving a shit about it and go for a kiss with the imouto
he is the most based MC ever.
I'm kinda new to this series well really new
what subgroup is the better one to start watching all of this? Everyone is suggesting commie but I'm not sure about it, it looks like they put jokes above actually being correct since from what I understand this is a metaphor heavy show
Nowadays I think of SHAFT as a studio that did some cool, original stuff, then Bake and Madoka, and then decided to focus all of their energy on adapting Monogatari as a whole. All of that plus Hidamari. Other SHAFT adaptations aren't even something I look forward to.
If they did something original I'd probably be pretty hype though.
The double negatives messed me up. Still, are you really arguing in that stuff like Monogatari S2 ep15 isn't creative or innovative? SHAFT is the only studio to feature animators like Hiroki Konno, Inu Curry, Hajime Ueda with their own very distinct styles.
>Nobody made a webm when shinobu went ultraman
I meant to say that Monogatari became the sole focus of their creativity. The rest feels like uninspired shit they do just because they always have to be adapting some LN or manga at any given time, which is pretty different from how they used to be before Madoka and Bake.
>Other SHAFT adaptations aren't even something I look forward to.
That episode was amazing by the way.
Mekakucity Actors was a confusing disappointment, but other than that with their newest stuff you can more or less tell upfront if it's gonna be a phoned-in adaptation.
There's probably something akin to an 'A Team' and a 'B Team' at SHAFT, and A Team has Shinbo and goes fucking hard on Monogatari adaptations, and B Team does all the hard boring drivel to keep the studio going.
Very nice anon.
Shinobu is truly a blessing
im saddened that she doesnt have more abs. shes just overall thin.
She is not better then crab or cat but she is best sister and my number 4.
THIS FUCKING BODY.
The ending sucked dicks
Can anyone tell me why did that origami-fag just get killed by the doll? He knew everything about his situation. That's basically a suicide
Imagine getting railed by Koyomi.
He is already undead and really exists in the afterlife. His body was just a doll and he can make another, so he didn't mind getting killed too much. He got hired by Ougi because he was outside Gaen's network, but Oshino (who he's on okay terms with) had been in contact with him already and basically told him to get in touch with Gaen if anyone tried to hire him to target Araragi. So he pretended to go along with Ougi's plan, but he's actually part of Gaen's plan.
I liked the color version of this, thank you based shaft
But he could be that ripped. LNs mentioned his vampire powers keep his body at some sort of "optimal state".
They still do that though. Unless you mean like in Bakemonogatari directly at the start of the arc where it sticks them in all rapid fire interspersed with frames of (using Kanbaru as an example) pictures of real monkeys and what not.
You mean he wasn't bothering to look beyond the anime for information on the story and franchise which Shaft failed to deliver in a concise and clear way. Like he shouldn't have to.
Is there any meaning in him looking like Masami Eiri from Serial Experiments Lain?
Both men basically took their own lives because they were bored with the world and the obligations of society.
And she killed Snail.
I'll never forgive the bitch for that.
>Oshino could have dealt with all those oddities Kagenui style but he chose not to.
Just how close in strength is he to Kagenui and is Black Hanekawa still a low level oddity once Hanekawa co-opts the Sawarineko's strength for her own?
fite me m8
There's nothing creative and inventive here.
>rest feels like uninspired shit they do just because they always have to be adapting some LN or manga at any given time
You have incredibly wrong impression here then, allow me to break your emotional delusions and naivity, they didn't animate monogatari because of some special love, they just doing their work, and if money and time allows it, they can pull something nice of it, if not, we have second season and Mekaku.
I'd watch the fuck out of a show based on the O.P. concept.
>Vampire spotted hanging out in Temples. We've received complaints she's been acting like a god by squatting and being a general nuisance. It's time for the Oddity Police to get onto the case.
Jump to Shinobu Time
>Look what we have here, it seems our friend from 400 years ago is still causing trouble. She's not why we're here but if she makes any wrong moves then take her out.
Because it sells a lot and is really popular.
>On 24 February 2010, the Metropolitan government submitted a proposed revision to the ordinance that would restrict sexually provocative depictions of fictional characters who appear to be under 18 years of age
The Tokyo Metropolitan Ordinance is a law in Tokyo that lets the local government censor and restrict youths from accessing media deemed harmful. So basically it exists to censor all the incest and ecchi stuff directed at youths.
The joke is that best girl says the name of the law as the camera cuts to her being naked.
It's kind of weird when you see how limited certain freedoms can be in Japan. I could maybe understand the federal government passing a law to censor things, but it just seems crazy to me that something like censorship to freedom of speech can be compromised by local ordinance.
It's basically a fuck you to the committee that restricted material to youths that was "considered harmful".
It also tried to ban the depiction of underage looking characters in fiction outright but failed.
>Those brief couple of days where there are regular threads about Monogatari
Does anyone have a stitch of Ononogi's "Tsukini kawatte, oshioki yo!" pose?
iei, piisu piisu~☆
Well not much to talk about in-between releases.
Something tells me Tsuki will not tide us over until the next one either.
Bat crab and snake-cum-monkey threads are bound to be back soon. Maybe there will be some bird and bee threads now as well.
But murder is one of the most human things you can do. We kill each other since the beginning of mankind(exactly since second generation of humans, when Cain killed Abel).
Too bad they fucked up 2nd Season by cramming and rushing everything instead of releasing Monogatari as leisurely as they pleased so nothing would get fucked up in the process.
Hell, you can tell Shaft did everything at the last minute. Shaft wasn't even sure Bat's arc would get an OP because Shaft found out at the last minute that Bat's VA refuses to do character songs as stated in her blog. Shouldn't Shaft have known about something like this before they hired her? Much less already drawn the OP for Bat's OP months ago?
I believe the reason bat is happier now is partly due to her being a little girl and having a little girl brain plus no puberty.
I mean who wouldn't love to be one after being a murderous Christmas cake for 700+ years.
doesnt mean its normal for a human to do
what he's getting at is if you want to appear human and ``be'' a human, you don't just murder people without any change of expression or feeling like she would
I will begin training immediately.
Godspeed, anon but remember. He is the Yozuru of Origami. You will have to train long and hard to even hope of matching him. Are you prepared for the challenges that are to come?
I would suck SHAFT's cock everyday as I do, but
Kizu when?I've read it like 10 times now.
Everyone needs training partners.
Iron sharpens Iron.
I'm gonna train too. This fag won't be able to handle our shit.
Holy shit, based SHAFT.
>having exclusively incestuous relationships
Just go beast mode. It'll be fine.
>Paparagi must be the manliest motherfucker on the planet.
So Yozuru confirmed as Paparagi?
Thats pretty cool.
Please help me. Do they all worship Gaen or do they hate her? or both?
Everyone hates Gaen but she does some nice work so they tolerate her.
It's like having that one friend who is a total dick but when your car gets fucked up, they're the one who fixes it for you and then insults you for being shit
Yeah but that scene doesn't really give us an accurate example for us to make a comparison between Yozuru and Oshino's strength. While it shows Oshino is a fucking badass, as does the whole Kiss-shot stealing thing, it's not really something we can use to be like. "Oshino is conclusively this strong in comparison to Yozuru"
Bro, not the guy you responded to but there's at least two of us.
Being a Gaenfag is hard because she's super unlikeable. Not Nadeko-levels of unlikable but still pretty bad
I dont get ononogi. First she is all, "Guys dont fight, Lets try to be friends as long as we can!" and then we have "Onii Oni-chan Ima gonna murder this dude!".
Why did she murder him again?
>That and the Gaen bloodline is full of qts
That's what I always say. The Gaen Bloodline is the superior-est. I'm sure Tooe is going to amazing.
As to the other thing. Yeah man. I take pride knowing that for as bad as Gaen is and as hard as it is to justify liking her. She'll never be Snake bad.
At least Gaen does a lot of good to sorta balance out the fact she's a social cannibal.
Oshino got wrecked by a low level kai and was in danger of being trapped in Antarctica forever without being able to do anything about it.
Meanwhile, Kagenui on the opposite pole fought her way back to freedom by fighting as many polar bears as possible.
Kagenui > Oshino;
Kagenui didn't need to get rescued, while Oshino did.
Given she knows exactly what you're going to do. She'd probably sound bored. OR because she's all Keikaku Doori on this, she'll probably have like 3-4 plans in place to make sure you get the job done right.
Remember she does everything for free. No need for favors or money. You just need to be lucky enough to know her or at least her contact information.
And she does say goodbye to you when she leaves town instead of disappearing, unannounced.
I thought it went that he normally would have rekt the cat, but because Hanekawa knows what she knows, which happens to be all the shit he likes to pull instead of straight up bodying something, he kept getting rekt when the cat utilized that knowledge.
It is stated that Oshino is a jack of all trades but a master of none.
Oshino isn't actually an expert so he can get caught off guard by even the most basic low level kai,
And sorry but nothing excuses yourself from continually getting lost until you ended up in Antarctica.
>She knows exactly how you want to fuck her
>She lets you do exactly that
>She knows exactly when you're going to ejaculate
>She wraps her legs around your thrusting hips just in time
Tell me I don't have a talent in doujin scenario writing.
If I recall correctly, didn't he not finish college like Kaiki? I only vaguely remember it being that Kaiki and Oshino disliked Gaen enough and only Yozuru had a strong enough personality to basically make her Gaen-proof.
Oshino getting lost was obviously just-as-planned. Though how the fuck do you get lost in Antarctica? You'd have to like take a boat from a nearby country and at that point, you'd have to be aware where you're going
It's fine. Gaencest is best