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>dad walks in
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>"Hey son, where have I seen that pool before?"
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>>119137765
what would happen if your mom/dad walk in on you watching moeshit guys?
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>>119137809
You know that pool is actually pretty fancy.
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>>119137922
id cum on the quickness
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>>119137922
Luckily they know better than to visit me in my basement.
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>Dad is dead
>He'll never walk into my room when I'm watching anime or play vidya again
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>>119138306
me too anon, me too.
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>>119138306
>implying his ghost isn't always in your room
>watching you fap and look at anime
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>living with your parents
I understand most anons are useless NEETs but you should at least have the self-respect to be a useless shit in your own small place by yourself.
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WRUQ?
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>>119138626
I can't afford a small place right now, and i work too.
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>>119137765
>Dad walks out
>never comes back
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I'd suffer the consequences to ravage Aoi and her perfect self.
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>>119138626
Rent ain't cheap you faggot.
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>>119138755
If you're European, welfare and autismBux should make it easy. If you're American, get a job and an anon as a roommate and split the rent.
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>>119138887
i dont know how reliable autismbucks is but welfare isn't free here and i live in sweden
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My father doesn't even care what I watch.
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>>119138626
Mom lives with me beause she's sick and can't work
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>>119138887
nigga, welfare still owns me six months worthy of cheques from being unemployed.
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>dad walks in
Jesus Christ it's the zombie apocalypse!
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>>119139169
>making jokes like that
damn and i thought i was fucked up
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>>119137939
>>119137809
That pool is op top of this building. It's a prime symbol of Japan's Miracle Economy. Where nothing was too much to be built. Giant indoor water parks with a beach, indoor ski slopes.
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>>119139231
You don't get over your emotional wounds or what?
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>>119137765
>Dad gets a Roku
>"Hey, Anon, I get Crunchyroll on this."
>clicks through to the library straight to SAO II
>Selects it
>It starts playing
>mfw
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>>119139381
sorry for not making fun of my dead parents when they should be resting in peace
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>>119139520
I'm not him, but making jokes like that isn't even that bad
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>>119137939
It was in an episode of kamen rider too
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>>119139520
They'd rather see you smile at jokes than mourn them endlessly, you sad fuck.
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>>119137922
Quickly throw up a tab of porn.
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>>119139231

It's been almost 10 years and it still really hurts at times. Sometime I have to do whatever I can to make myself laugh or else I start crying again.
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>>119139611
This is why I want my funeral to have an open bar and be a party. You can cry that I'm dead anytime. My funeral is a celebration that I lived, break out the keg and fireworks
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>>119138626
My parents live in my house
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>>119139808
for me it's the opposite, quickly close it and then they think I must have been watching porn
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>>119139844
>implying anyone would cry for you anyway
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>I didn't know you like trains
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>dad walks in
>punches me in the face
>"go watch a better anime, nerd"
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>>119137765
Not everyone here is 16 years old. Just stop
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>>119138626
But my mom really likes me and I really like her. And she'd get really lonely if I moved out. And that'd be terrible.
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How come so many anons have dead parents
I actually just learned a few hours ago that my mom has an incurable cancer
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>>119139844

>Implying anyone would go to your funeral party.
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>dad doesn't walk in
>he has no interest in you whatsoever

;_;
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>>119138626
>you should live a lonely life
why? so that I can fap whenever I want to?
this is really stupid.
I'd miss my family.
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>>119140169
You're no fun
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>>119139936
>>119140377
Thanks, /a/. I knew I was going to get this in response.
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>>119138991
>i live in sweden
Oh hi Muslim
Happy new year!
But I guess you hate new years.
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>>119140549
Why does she walk like that?
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>>119138626
Yes, having your parent's loving company is a sin.
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>>119140323
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>>119140612
Maybe her butt hurts.
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>>119140666
>666
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>>119140567
not him but I'm muslim and will be celebrating new years with a girl, u mad?
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>>119140691
From what?
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>>119140691
From what?
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>>119140803
>>119140808
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>>119140787
>lying on internet...
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>>119138626
i actually pay the rent and bills and buy all the food while my mum puts my younger brother and older sister through college, weve both got this debilitating congenital illness that makes it difficult to do stuff and have to get by on the bare minimum

i still feel a lil embarrassed admitting to people i live at home though
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>>119140803
>>119140808
>>119140848
Like clock work
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>>119140803
>>119140808
>Using different browsers and zenmate
you think this is funny anon?
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>>119140803
>>119140808
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>>119140859
>i still feel a lil embarrassed admitting to people i live at home though
don't give a fuck about those fags
most of them if not all are living with their parents.
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Is 4chan broken for anyone else?
I'm seeing double posts.
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>>119140906
>thinking this was samefag
Anon, please.
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>>119140859
Embarrassed about what? Saving money and having a loving family? Let those ignorant fools drown in debt.
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