You guys don't seriously like imoutos right? It's all just some big joke?
Imotou love is purest love.
And any attraction? None at all.
Something about bathing with a person as a child just removes them from any possibility of being attracted to them in the future.
I used to throw things at my sister when I was 2 before she could talk and blame her crying on her falling down. I was a bad ni-ni
No. We don't really like imoutos.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say the last thing we want is to shove our dicks inside our imoutos.
We're just being ironic in all the "Endless Imouto" threads anyways.
>He wouldn't want to love and fuck imoutos
Why even live? Imoutos are the best.
I used to do pretty terrible things to mine, too. I would get so fucking mad at her sometimes. I also just enjoyed bullying her. It was fucked up.
God, though. How I've paid for being that kind of a person. I've suffered so much for it in the end.
2D imouto's cuteness is a miracle of the universe.
/a/ does its job, but the influx can never be stopped.
Maybe beat the shit out of him someday. Just for fun. Wait until he slips up in some way and is a little mean to your sister, and just go berserk. Don't fuck him up too bad or you could get an assault charge. Apologize to him about it later.
Imoutos are good until they reach 12 -13 years old and they start riding the cock carousel. I have two first hand experience. One got pregnant at 17 and the other at 18.
Yes it can. There's not enough hostility of spamming of shitty threads that create a more welcoming atmosphere. There's too much ignoring of shit quality posting and it only encourages it.
Not if it means they'll shit up incest threads just because they don't see how anyone with actual sisters can like it.
Choose wisely, anon.
>tfw no sister
>tfw grew up with no trace of female human beans other than my mom and old aunts
I was doomed from the beginning
>tfw can't into females
I'd like to see an imouto angrily lash out at her so-called friends who try to set her up with someone else even though they know the only boy she she's comfortable around is her aniki.
>being this mad
>taking obvious bait
I'm just playing around anon, calm down.
It only applies to 2d
I don't know about the trope about not getting along with your little sister irl. I do actually get along with my sister, so is a lot of other people i know. Not to the point that i want to mate her
>Still posting like shit
Figure it out, baka.
There was a time where I didn't get along with my sister but after some growing up it kinda bounced back. Part of the reason I first got into Oreimo, but Kyousuke decided to cross the line and discard his own brotherhood.
>You guys don't seriously like all waifus are love all waifus imoutos right? Its all just are life post the love of your some big joke?
What is the perfect cup size for an imouto?
But tomboy is the best, especially when she's got an inferiority complex because of the lack of femininity.
Please stop flaunting your shit tastes n my presence
>implying embarassed/frilly dress/sundress/vulnerable tomboy isn't literally the apotheosis of femininity
But in their shitposting, their outsider-ness becomes more apparent. This encourages a more intelligent response from the board: ignore them.
Being ignored is a far more effective way of keeping them out, than perpetually fighting with them. Arguing changes nothing, ever. And it doesn't even effectively prevent trolling.
>tfw you left the very doujin from that page up on your computer and your imouto saw it
Nope, it's great and goes even better with tomboys.
I myself have two sisters but they are not cute like my 2D waifus are, nor they don't show any respect to their big brother, me.
Don't you think it's only natural for me to find peace in a delusional imouto fetish?
Hey anon I read your story as soon as I got home
Your imouto is lying, there's no way a grown man just let's a 12 year old girl get away like that while on top of her
Enjoy your used goods imouto
>tfw imouto will never lick/clean your ears
>anyone with an actual younger sister
I liked Kirino too. The Tsundere shit is not my taste, but still.
This, but also learn some judo. You can put anyone on the ground easily and quickly with some solid judo, take it from someone with firsthand experience.
But don't try and take someone down using shitty judo, you're not gonna get anywhere and just look like an idiot.
Anyone with an actual younger sister just can't get into this.
Of course we do. What /a/non doesn't let their imouto sleep with them in bed when they have a bad dream?
>Not spooning your imouto with an arm wrapped around her tummy to make sure you both have room
>Not praying you wake up first so she doesn't feel your morning wood pressed against her butt
Whats wrong with you?
I am a bony pointy skellington with long arms. I win my victories with my patented weasel wriggle out of grips and whiplike raps with my bony arms.
You cannot harm that which was never alive, anon.
We are different, yet the same.
Yes, we are one and we are nothing.
It's a running joke in my family for my cousin to sit on me and laugh at how pointy and boney I am. She has done that for years. It's fucking weird.
I love picking on bony people, so easy to push around.
>english version taken down from panda
What are you trying to imply with that picture of Saika?
we do but no need to constantly talk about it all the time.
no one gets "wtf" moments about some imouto lusting for for her bro anymore, anyways.
they have become mainstream nowadays.
Little bird, you are in high school now.
A tomboy with no tits, short hair, and a dick is fundamentally a guy. Where are these feminine features?
I mean, you're not wrong it is the best combination, all you're missing are the tanlines, but you gotta admit that it's kinda gay.
>all those sisters are still kids both in mind and appearance
so you sisterfags are just abusing your 2D sisters, understand?
you fags can't show me a sister who is into her bro and over 20 years old.
You guys are just abusing them when your sister looks at you like a father figure. While they want protection from you, you want to give them your dick.
You guys are the worst.
It was definitely difficult. I didn't manage to zip up either, so I had to hide an erection visibly poking through my underwear. It was dark, but I feel like she probably saw it.
Last or second last episode of Nismonogatari, when he kisses Tsuhiki while she's asleep.
It's safe to say that his relationship with Tsuhiki is a traditional sibling one while his relationship with Karen is clearly incestuous.
>believing anything Araragi says
Why do you keep doing this anon? He's worse than Kaiki.
Also how is bird's hair so long? What phoenix magic is this?
>implying that manlet's opinion matters
>implying anything is better than monkey
>But I don't feel gay, so I don't think it's gay.
That's how it starts, Anon, you should be more careful.
Anons with imoutos, answer this:
Would you bone your imoutos and/or onee-chans?
People in those threads keep saying that "People with real siblings would never want to bone them", but in my case I definitely would. I was wondering whether those people are full of shit or if I am particularly dangerous.
No because I want to fuck her
I fantasize about it pretty often, but I'm not sure if I'd actually do it. I kinda really love her both as my sister and a girl, so I dunno if I'd risk messing things up with her and the family just for sex.
But I'd sure as hell enjoy doing it with her.
for my oneechan, if they weren't a mentally unstable lunatic and if they looked the way they did when they were a teenager at the point they came onto me one year, maybe, but frankly that would never happen because I'm 100% certain their coming onto me was due to being a past their prime mentally unstable lunatic.
this is why imoutos are better, you can guide them to not be shitty people
of course they don't, and of course its all a joke that they'd actually have sex with a sister... because they'd be in jail without access to the internet if they didn't, and most wouldn't. now, fapping to chinese imagery of little sisters is completely harmless, so they may as well.
No, the vast majority of us have the Westermarck effect. It's a fetish for people who don't have sisters
It's just otaku pandering because they would be the only females they'd have much of any interaction with
possibly some are depraved enough to thwart the W.E.
I NOTICED MY LITTLE SISTER GIVE ME THE EYE AROUND 16 OR SO
TOO BAD I WAS BUSY WITH MY HS GF
IMAGINE THE COMPLICATIONS OF LIVING IN YOUR PARENTS HOUSE AND FUCKING YOUR SISTER. ALL MORALITY AND PROTECTIVENESS ASIDE, THE RELATIONSHIP LEVERAGE ALONE... HELLL FUCKIN NO
CHINESE CARTOONS ARE FAR FROM REALITY
So I am sure all of you /a/ fags know...
The japanese count age by the starting year of birth, not time spent. I.e. if you were born, it is your 1st year (you would legally be a 1 year old), then it would go up from there.
But I am sure all of you know this.
>once the you of the normal time line catches up she might realize something fucky is going on
Then what about killing the me of the past?
This way she will never realize my secret.
time paradox, if you kill younger you, who will kill younger you? you can't because you're dead so you'll live instead to kill yourself but you cant because then you will be dead so you'd be alive.
Every day I come home and my faggot imouto gives me this look.
What should I do about her?
But changing the past brings you to another time line so your death in the original time line doesn't mean to kill you in this case.
I saw that in Steins Gate or something, probably.
I often wonder if its fate I was not granted an imouto. I used to do shit to my ototo when i was a kid only because he was there. Had he been an imouto, I probably would have done more. And after finding /a/ who knows the possibilities.
How is incest "morally" reprehensible if it is approached as another intimate human bonding? If anything, its genetically reprehensible, and it not that reprehensible.
Demonic quints confirms.
>brother and sister hiding their passionate relationship
>confess they're brother and sister too.
That was a great hmanga.
eh, probably not. i might have fantasized a couple of times when i was younger but we are so fundamentally opposite at this point that I can't ever see anything of that sort happening.
>Onee San more than imouto
THANK YOU JESUS
Why do you think she was so traumatized? Why do you think she became obsessed with you? She hates herself because she was sullied and reaches to you because she knows or wants to believe you'll still lover her no matter what.
Ponos wento to vagoo, anon.
Another imouto thread ruined by blogging faggots.
I don't give a fuck about the rest of the world, but I really do wish I could slaughter this faggot. Not kill, I specifically meant slaughter.
It's because of their kind lolicons aren't left the fuck alone. And attacking imoutos crosses the line.
So I derped hard and shitposted this as a thread but I'll repost it here cause fuck it.
I've essentially gotten my 12 year old sister into anime, specifically via showing her Attack on Titan, Nisekoi, and Devil is a Part Timer. My potential for shit-taste aside, she's really enjoying anime and currently is interested in viewing FMA: Brotherhood and Evangelion especially. That and she's gotten into manga as well, pic related.
So have I horribly corrupted my imouto or is this the right path? And where doth the right path lead?
>Not kill, I specifically meant slaughter.
Studies show sexy imoutos are the leading cause of incest
I've already explained myself; it's attacking sweet innocent anons' imoutos and child molesters are a reason why everyone hates lolicons so much, which is another reason to hate it for making things worse just with its existence.
And the sadism part. I just like the thought of making faggots suffer rather than outright murdering them. It's always been in fantasies of mine ever since I first read newspapers as a child.
>ever watching the anime
I will willingly participate in these studies.
Dave. We gotta bury these studies. If word gets out that incest is caused by sexy imoutos people might ban them. I know we dedicated years of our lives for this, but it isn't worthy.
>his parents got him arrested
Holy fucking kek
I do, and she's the best imouto ever.
>Devil is a Part Timer
So when'd the newcrowd show up?
Oh I realize Devil's pretty shit, I only shared cause fuck it, she's 12 and maybe find it vaguely enjoyable. Plus, ya gotta experience shit in order to appreciate things with actual quality.
As much as a fun adventure it must have been for anon b's nephew to go balls-to-the-wall like that, I don't have much taste for both plundering my sister's booty and prison rape, so I'll pass.
Stop talking about 3Dshit and post imoutos you fucking mongoloids.
>At least he got to fuck a loli. I don't think I ever will.
Go to Thailand. I've been there, they're crawling with lolis if you know someone who can hook you up with a combo of lolis.
No need to actually fuck a family member like an idiot.
Dude, calm the fuck down.
I wanted to bash the guy's fucking head and kill his fucking dog, so I know exactly how angry you are.
Kinda trippy when you walk around your neighborhood, a cop car drops next to you, pulls down its window and the cop says ''don't do anything you'll regret kid, we'll know it's you''.
I don't think he should get fucked over for that, it's just a 3 years difference and if it was mutual just talk it over, maybe keep it a secret from as many people as possible but don't let it ruin your family and possibly his life.
His stepdad beat the shit out of him already, so that's in cop hands. I dunno if they know about the incest yet. Their grandma caught her giving him a handjob at her house earlier, but didn't tell anyone.
Stop being whiny little bitches and post imoutos
Hataraku's a good show, but I've just never heard anyone outside of the "lol I've seen so many animes like at least 20" forums using the English translation.
Your newfaggotry is showing. Best be lurking some more, son.
Why post in a thread if all you're going to do is talk about something else? This isn't /b/.
So it's 100% consensual. No wonder his family is imploding when the stepdad acted like that, such a bad approach. Cops tend to be really fucking obnoxious when it comes to sex with minors, even if the boy is only 15 as well.
but /a is better company than /b
Why would anyone prefer oneesan over imouto? These guys don't really care about the whole incest aspect - they simply just like sexy older women(or women their age).
There is no deep bond between older sisters and little brothers.
Lurking is what I tend to do best, but I can at least use this as a lesson in how best to conceal or kill my newfaggoty tendencies. Hopefully next time I will not give off such a vibe when asking for advice in an imouto thead.
>There is no deep bond between older sisters little brothers.
Speak for yourself. My oneesan has literally supported, cared for, and protected me my whole life more then my parents did.
Oneesans are love.
Dunno about that, she might have just got used to it already. I have no idea how long they've been fucking, gramma thinks it might be a couple of years. She says they've been really insistent on staying inside alone for a while. If she's been taking the D since the single digits, the first time might have well been outright rape.
They were doing while sleeping in the same room as her, even. I'm sorta mad I wasn't told, actually, 'cause
I might have tried to make a move on her.
Imouto are better because they are cute, slighty sexual, can be teased endlessly, lovable, headstrong but also extremely clingy as all imouto should be.
Onessan catter to a different side.
They are slightly distant, ignorant but still helpful and dependable. They have more experience and still love you as you look up to them.
Both are good but it all comes down to preference.
Do you like to be helped or be the one who is idolized?
Sora comes very very close.
You know nothing of Onnesans if you don't look up to them.
Why do you think so many people like the whole Onnesan using her shota brother as a toy? Because she teaches him pleasure.
Boys only look up to their father figures once they reach adolescence. From birth until that time, women are the ones who are looked up for emotional support and upbringing, not the father.
However, Onnesans tend to either be very distant compared and uses their brother as tools of amusement.
you guys are way too easily distracted.
>mfw my onee-san saw me fap not only once, but twice, and ever since then she always knocks on my door before entering.
I feel like I traumatized her
No no, I'm just using general terms so that people who only think of sex understand.
You still look up to Onnesans the same way an imouto looks up to their Aniki.
I'm just explaining why people like them sexually.
I'm kinda lucky my imouto has never caught me once fapping.
/a/'s thoughts on this pure-hearted imouto?
>We both live with it and joke about it.
>not dropping a "maybe someday we should try doing it to each other" line in the middle of a conversation where you are joking about it
>masturbating with the door unlocked
>masturbating when your sister is at home
>not picking the perfect position which considers the door opening angle and allows you to close all the porn tabs and putting your dicks into your pants
Admit it anon, you wanted it to happen.