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I SUBMITTED TEN PUNS TO A PUN CONTEST AND THOUGHT AT LEAST ONE WOULD WIN...
BUT NO PUN IN TEN DID
I am from former East Bloc, I make former East Bloc joke. Kaio is North Kaio but I hope he understand.
Monument to Alexander Sergeyevich Pushkin, great Russian poet, was proposed. There was contest for monument design. Top three entries received awards and the best one was constructed. The winning designs depicted:
Third place: Pushkin reading the works of Stalin
Second place: Stalin reading the works of Pushkin
First place: Stalin reading the works of Stalin