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You have 10 seconds to make a joke
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GT
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Mr. Satan didn't save the world from Cell and isn't a world-renown martial arts hero.
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>>118470612
Say what you want about GT
It still had a better ending than Z
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Trunks came in the future
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OP.
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Dragon Ball>>>>>>Dragon Ball Z
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>>118470555
Ring ring.
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>>118470665
And opening.
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>>118470665
Now that right there's a funny joke!
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>>118471556
This is true
>>118471561
By ending I meant final episode
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>>118471624
I know. That's what makes if funny.
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you know how goku talks to king kai through telepathy?

did you know goku was king kai all along?

that means goku was talking to himself all this time
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Your taste in anime.
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>>118470555
EL SECRETO DE UN MOCO ES SER MUY PEGAJOSO!!!!!
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What's little, green and triangular?
A little green triangle

German humour, everyone.
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>>118470555
You've got to be joshing me.
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Dragon Ball Evolution
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>>118470672
thrice
over a naughty doujin of King Kai
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>>118470555
Haruhi season 3
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Women's Rights
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Power levels
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>>118470555
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Your mom trying to fit my cock.
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>>118470555
Why are camels the ships of the desert?
Because they're full of Arab semen
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How do you know your sister is on her period?
A mixture of blood, cervical mucus, vaginal secretions, and endometrial tissue comes out of her pussy
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What's Santa's favourite indian tribe?
The Navajohoho.
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What's little, blue and causes a breakdown in mothers?

crib death
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>>118470555
>pink sky
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>>118470555
Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 dollars
The dad turns to him and says "30 dollars? What do you need 20 dollars for?"
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Guy walks into a bar.
OP is a fag.
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>>118474966
It seems like you mistook this site as 9gag, please relocate there.
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that's fancy
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>>118470555
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

'EL IF I KNOW!
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OP is a faggot
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>>118470555
Sup the bartender says: we don't serve theoretical faster than light time traveling particles here.

A tachyon walks into a bar.
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Gamergate
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You.
Your life.
Your opinions.
Your hobbies.
Your taste.
Your waifu.
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>>118475420
/thread
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>>118475420
I'm not laughing.
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>>118475464
I am.
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>>118475464
That's fine, you shouldn't be.
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I can't top the tune a piano one
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You're mom last night.
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You can tune a piano
But you can't tun-a-fish!!!!
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EL SECRETO DE UN MOCO ES SER PEGAJOSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Titanium ribs.
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>>118470555
┬┐que guarda darth vader en la nevera?

helado oscuro
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>>118475123
not him, but that's actually a very old jewish joke
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>>118475123

you tell him! how dare he make such anti-semitic remarks on this site, it's like he's killing 6 trillion of my people all over again.
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>>118475871

I feel so stupid for laughing at this
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>>118472476
>>118475681

Una estrella... ESTRELLADAAAAAA!!!!!
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What did Cinderella say when she made it to the ball?
*gagging noises*
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>>118470555
I SUBMITTED TEN PUNS TO A PUN CONTEST AND THOUGHT AT LEAST ONE WOULD WIN...
BUT NO PUN IN TEN DID
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>>118470555
I am from former East Bloc, I make former East Bloc joke. Kaio is North Kaio but I hope he understand.

Monument to Alexander Sergeyevich Pushkin, great Russian poet, was proposed. There was contest for monument design. Top three entries received awards and the best one was constructed. The winning designs depicted:

Third place: Pushkin reading the works of Stalin
Second place: Stalin reading the works of Pushkin
First place: Stalin reading the works of Stalin
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>>118477620
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>>118470555
Adam makes a phone call
*ring ring*
Eve picks the phone
>Hello! Who is this?
Adam answers
>Who the fuck do you think you dumb bitch?
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>>118478370
Oh this reminds me of another joke (I am >>118477620).

Where was first Soviet style election held?

In Garden of Eden. God created Eve and said to Adam: "choose wife".
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>>118478535
Adam's first wife wasn't Eve.
But the first wife turned out to be no good, so Adam got another (Eve).

The same wouldn't happen with Soviet style elections.
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>>118478581
>believing lesbo fanfictions
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>>118470612
>>118470665
>>118471556
>>118471624
The GT endings were the some of the best in the series.
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>>118476153
>anti-semitic remarks
I've literally and figuratively heard this joke from my grandfather friends at the synagogue when I was 7. It's a jewish joke.
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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10^-9 hectares: Guess the anime.

Nanoha
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So a man walks into a bar
He then says ow
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>>118480665
That's like making a meal out of your menstruation blood, isn't it?
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What do you after you've eaten the sweetest pussy in the world?

Put it back in the crib
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>>118475505
>>118475640
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>>118480824
lmao
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>>118480895
What's Ryouko doing there?
Why didn't you crop the image properly?
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>>118475340
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>>118470555
your trips
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Spice and wolf season 3.
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