>suddenly wants dick
Are there really lesbians?
I'll take one on the left. Then bite it. But not the whole cookie, just half of it. Chew it then say oishi. Then as right is getting jealous, I'll get one of her cookie as well. Then bite, but again just only half. Say oishi again after chewing. As left get jealous and right become happy and proud I will then combine the two half cookies then eat it while staring at both of them. And then I'll say, "I'll take you both".
Of course not. There's no such thing as a truly homosexual person. It's human nature to feel sexual attraction towards members of the opposite sex. Anyone who says otherwise is delusional.
Neither, I go bros before hoes.
He'll find a real girlfriend one day.
Being a harem MCs friend is suffering
I don't see how it could NOT be a harem end honestly. I mean he has to stay with all those spirits for the rest of his life in case their powers fluctuate. They're fucked if he dies from old age and they stay young forever