I generally prefer Crab > Bat > Monkey but she's so delicious in pic related.
proper order is
snail = bat = bee > monkey = zombie = phoenix > snake > shit > crab = cat
Not sure if she's a virgin or [spoilers]ebola[/spoilers]
pls, it goes
bat > monkey > crab > inconsequential girls > shit > snake > your mom > cat
Snail = Bat > Bee > Cat >Crab > Doll > Monkey > Bird > Snake > Shit > Gaen.
>taking doll into account, let alone putting her above monkey
please, she doesn't even have a personality yet
I don't like lesbos.
I want that body to destroy me like Ararararagi.
>I want to destroy this body.
I like how you think.
Your entire list is invalid because Snake isn't at the bottom.
I want to cum inside Snake and
not take responsibility
>mfw didn't know this doujin existed
I'm gonna save this for later.
Didn't we just have this conversation earlier
You needed another reminder.
Snail is moe.
Snail is not lewd.
Snail is pure.
She wouldn't act like a common harlot.
I would do things to this boy.
Does this make me gay?
There is no gay, if it's pretty then fuck it.
Jam it in
It only hurts at first. You'll start to feel good soon.
I don't know, I didn't take the screencap.
It's one of the great mysteries of 4chan.
I don't think I'm alright with that.
Be the change you wish to see on your image board.
I don't need to change. I am an ally of justice, I preach the tenets of justice and peace for all the good people everywhere. You might say I am the person who upholds the principle of equality
Upholding through words only?
Where are your actions?
If you don't like a screencap you should go take your own and post it.
Monkey-fags, do you have any images of Monkey dressed up?
We need Suruga Court to be animated already.
I do. That's totally what I do. I don't think pic related existed on the internet til I screencapped it.
Also Karen, pls. Anshin'in is more action than you could ever be. Her entire plan is to create fresh heroes
I haven't ever seen any.
In fact, most pictures that have Monkey, feature her in various stages of undress.
>bandaid on leg
I've always wondered... is there a vagina under that thing?
Like, something you'd wear when going out at night, or on a date.
If it's like Shinobu's bandaid, then probably.
This sort of logic raises some concerns
Well maybe if crab had given it a chance we'd have seen what it looks like.
As it is this all we have to go on.
>Kanbaru-san, wearing heels and a frilly skirt and a lacy blouse, her hair arranged with pink ribbon, and though I don’t know if it could accurately be called gothic lolita she nevertheless seemed to be wrapped up in a very gothic lolita-like fashion that seemed excessively decorated.
>Snake anywhere but the bottom.
Pretty close because monkey has to be ahead of bee as she is objectively the superior tomboy right?
Also crab being under snake is inherently wrong since snake always defaults to last.
You can sexualize snail if you want but don't do it to loli monkey.
>Tfw I'll miss Tsukimonogatari, because I'll be out of town.
Snail totally wants it. loli monkey is untouched by future ero pursuits and is innocence itself.
No matter how good the taste, lists are always cancer.
We just have to agree that snake is terrible and move on.
This is a list I can mostly agree with.
I'd probably switch Cat and Bee though.
Tsukihi. Not that being human is particularly special, but her being a cuckoo means her whole deal is a little fucked up. If my interpretation of how her shit works is correct, she doesn't die in a final sense, but rather has a phoenix revival thing happening, but since current Tsukihi doesn't have any memories of her past lives, that means you can pretty much effectively consider it death. Which means whatever life extension tech comes into play might not work for her correctly? Not sure how the interaction would work.
Plus she's susceptible to being forcibly changed as a being by people's perceptions of her, as all kaii are.
I'm obviously a little biased, but I think it's Crab.
She has the worst outlook due to how she was born. Although I suppose she won't have to worry about getting hit by trucks or whatever, but the publicisation of kaii isn't addrssed very well in -monogatari.
>wasn't even kissed
There are plenty of kids who have divorced parents and are poor.
Crab is beautiful and dignified and is popular at school.
She can marry a rich handsome man and have an easy life.
>Teases her BOYFRIEND
>Offers a free pass to touch her boobs whenever he wants
Yes cat, you are one to talk. You're just jealous you could never win the Araragi-bowl.
>implying wining the araragi bowl is worth anything
Crab is the true loser because she forfeited the Barubowl
>Crab is the true loser because she forfeited the Barubowl
>Implying there's actually anyone even in the barubowl besides, maybe Karen.
You can't force gayness anon.
You can still lose a bowl of one.
It just makes it more sad.
>Gets hit by a car and dies trying to visit her mom
>Wanders all around for 10 years, hopelessly lost and yet still on the lookout for her dear mother's house
>Finally finds her way there thanks to Araragi
>but then the house isn't even fucking there anymore
>Finds peace anyway but continues ghosting around for a while
>Gets killed again because Ougi is a piece of shit
If none of this managed to make you cry you're a horrible human being
Her mother helped a stranger attempt to rape her, which tore her mother out of her life and they lost everything to con-artists, meaning that her father is never there.
She lost like all of her friends as a result of it too. She's hardly popular anymore.
The other competitors are Snail, because she's fucking dead, and Cat because her life is fucked too.
All of the gatari girls have sad stories except for the fire sisters and snake. Karen was supposedly suicidal at one point? but you don't get told much about that and snake's problems are all her own fault.
Shinobu is a suicidal vampire who is sticking around for a little longer because of Koyomi. Kanbaru lost her parents, lives with her grandparents who don't particularity like her, lost her childhood friend to suicide and got passed over by her love for some hipster chuuni manlet.
only girl ever to compliment arargaris nice body.
truly the most thoughtful and loving monogatari
Is it time for jokes?
Okay, here's one; Snake is the best.
Replace that with Kaiki and Im on board
she was interesting in the beginning but she turined into shafts go to girl for fan service, even arargari got tired of it.
>Kanbaru teasing Araragi with lewdness
>Araragi teasing Kanbaru with incest
You can just go and fuck yourself then.
You don't know that she didn't.
His pants did come off at some point however.
is that even femdom? But seriously, there are not enough doujin or hentai where the woman is in full control without them getting fucking weird or It always switches to the guy being dominate in the end and it ruins it. I think I can't count on my hand the number of times it doesn't happen.
> crab doing orgasm denial this evening
> calling you names while you're at it
> makes you go to bed without cumming
> begs you to spank her next day for doing that to you
I can dig it
>having no flexibility
How that working out for you?
>now i tie up and spank 3DPDs all the time
Why do people do this? Why?
the same reason I love you. I just do.
>It's how I get off.
So you cum while spanking people? That's the part I'm trying to understand.
I mean if a chick told me to spank her, I'd do it. But I can't imagine cumming from that.
>I get them to tears and then fuck them while they're still tied or, if that was a disciplinary spanking, order them to give me a blowjob.
Now I see.
n-no. I still love my vanilla porn, I've done my best to not get corrupted.
I can watch futa on girl though
You are pretty much right, except for
>even counting as a girl
>you will never listen to /mu/core with crab
I wonder what kind of music she likes.
In my experience, the less attractive girls are ones who like more vanilla stuff.
It's the hottest ones who have all the kinks.
>Senjougaharafag are 3D fucker
truly the worst persons here
It sounds like you've never had it with someone you really care about or connect with.
The greatest episode is still S1E12. Dat Kimi Ni Shiranai Monogatari.
>Crabfags blog about their 3DPD adventures
not even snakefags are THIS bad
You are now the adult character, you're supposed to find some young kids to pass your skills onto and die a heroic death while having a flashback of her.
Stay a hermit, when those young children come to master your skills, you'll know your time has come.
I did, and I still think its overrated.
I honestly enjoyed doing other things with her way more than sex.
I'm not a horny teenager, getting my dick wet isnt the only thing I live for anymore.
This monkey thread has a surprising lack of monkey.
I'm not the only person who cried at the end right?
How did we go from this,
>I'm not a horny teenager, getting my dick wet isnt the only thing I live for anymore.
I'm not either. Sexuality and compatibility in that regard, are very important.
Exploring each others sexuality is one of the best things you can do to bond with your partner.
Since we're blogging about our epic lives,
>fairly fit but completely neglect cardio
>monkey best girl of all time
>start putting in work on the exercise bike
>slowly start running outside as well
>now, years later, easily outsprint all of my gym buds
couldn't thank Kanbaru enough for giving me this motivation
Oh god... How could I forget about this?
I don't have anyone right now so that wont happen.
Even if it did I probably wouldn't care because I have more important stuff to deal with.
>You are now the adult character
As much as it hurts me I cant help but agree with you.
I'm getting fucking old and my priorities have changed.
No, that would be Snake-fags.
No, it was fucking beautiful.
I can totally see that. Crab has good taste.
Stop ruining this monkey thread with your blogs.
Where the fuck is the anime? Tsuki needs to come out already and end this fucking downtime.
Didnt mean to imply anything.
Its just that I always had more fun just going out with her or playing games together than having sex all the time.
Not that I hate sex or anything, and she was as attractive as it gets. Its just how I am.
Man now that I'm talking about her I'm starting to remember how perfect she was. She always acted pretty much like Crab from the first season, treating me like shit, acting cold, hitting me, calling me names...and I loved it. I'll never forgive myself for losing her, so I hope that if you have someone you really love you treat her right and dont let her go.
>Snake threads turn into shit
>Monkey threads turn into shit
Obviously it's time to go with Snail.
>those delicious twintails
I'm a HUGE sucker for romantic animes and even I didnt think much of that episode.
I mean, 90% of it is the two talking in a car while Hitagi otousan drives the car.
Then they stop somewhere to watch the sky and confess they love when they are already dating.
Honestly didnt see anythng special.