You can to keep your neet lifestyle and get some money as long as you let a man impregnated you and let you become a housewife for the rest of your life.
Would you accept /a/?
I'd be some bitch's breeding stud for the rest of my life if I could be a house husband and get a modest allowance, sure. The problem is people aren't to be trusted. Someone who promises something "for the rest of your life" should never be trusted. The simple way around a promise like that is to just kill you. But more likely you'll just be tossed out on your ass when you are too old.
>implying housewives have time to shitpost on 4chan
The laundry, the grocery, kid crying, kid making a mess out of stuff I just tidied, fixing broken stuff, cooking dinner, planning kid's academic pathway, doing taxes, assessing insurance plans...
If I recall, we had some older married women and even mom anons that even posted in mom / cake threads.
They are here and they also shitpost so never doubt that there are moms roaming on /a/.
Is he cute? Daughter or boy?
I'm not against it necessarily. Am I a milf?
I believe there must be at least some moms here that are too shy to post or just don't care about telling anyone that they are females and mothers, why they should to begin with? it's an anonymous board.
Also doing house work doesn't take your entire day, I do that and I have more than enough time to browse 4chan and watch my shit.
My used to be to find a woman who just wants a man to stay at home and take care of the cooking/cleaning/kids/etc. while she goes off to pursue her big career woman dream stuff. But I gave up on that a long time ago. I just want to watch cartoons until I die now and hopefully not come back to do it all over again this time.
>let a man impregnated you and let you become a housewife for the rest of your life.
Loophole, doesn't say I have to be a housewife to the man.
>Get impregnated by the man
>Break off relations
>Find cute lesbian girl
>Raise child with her and marry her
>may have been called a retarded faggot by a hot mom on /a/
There used to be an anon who was serious about this fort of thing, he was looking for a maid. He said he would pay for everything and even hormone treatment to make his partner more feminine. I think he found someone to be his sexual maid as he hasn't posted in years.
Fuck yes. It's all I've ever wanted. I love cooking, and cleaning is no problem. Why won't a sexy business woman come sweep me off my feet?
They were doing pretty fine the last time I heard. The maid anon must be a curvy girl nowadays, she probably also gets dicked all day with only an apron.
It could be fake but I like to believe there's some kinky anon out there that has a trap maid and bangs her boypussy every single day.
Also that pic was a reposted a couple of times on 4chan and it's quite old and the anon also never posted about his maid anymore.
You could google it but I will help you out this time.
There was a mom posting once.
Got everyone's sympathies because her husband was a faggot who wouldn't touch her during the pregnancy, also having to pee all the time was apparently the worst part about it.
Was this before inflation or something? That's chump change in the long term.
>Not fucking her even more because of the pregnancy
>there are men who are actually not aroused by pregnant women, not even their own wife
Bet he's just in it for a loli.
Not all girls are cheating whores, I do believe her husband was a faggot though.
Preggo sex is one of my fetishes, it should be every man fetish since it's about fucking your waifu that you impregnated and sucking her lactating breasts.
I give up, I can't help you anymore anon.
Also 8/10 you made me try to help you and kept trolling me even after I gave you all that info. I will just stop helping people, maybe that was your keikaku.
Oh, fuck me. Thanks for posting this image, this manga is amazing. Onto the next story, now.
>99 year old virgin travelling back in time via a robodick to tell his young self he's never seen a vagina
Alright guys I have a plan, but I need some one to pull it off with me.
You want to be a cute milf right? So do I . So we both fuck each other and get each other pregnant, then we're not only both milfs but we're married to each other. Sounds fun right?
I think I read a doujin like that once anon. Does this picture remind you of anything?