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You're waifu is wonderful anon, and she's talented in the things she do.

She deserve someone that will take good care of her, like you. Because you're a wonderful person.

Post her, and tell us about her smile, or about how you like to cuddle with her in the morning, make this thread a beautiful one.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfWKmRFTjM
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You won't like my waifu /a/.
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Reminder that frenchy is a shitposter
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>>117254855
>Waifu thread
>random keion in OP image
Every time
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Her smile lights up my day.

I'm glad she and Mine lived another chapter. Minefriends deserve to be happy too.
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>>117254855
Every waifu a wonderful and lovely
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Yunocchi is the sunshine in my sketch, the light of my life.
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bae always makes me smile
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>>117255770
Please kill yourself faggot.
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>>117254984
We're all shitposters. On the inside.
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>>117254855
Her smile melts my heart.
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>>117255853
y u mad brother
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Her smiles used to be so rare when we first started to spend time together. As time went on, she started to smile more and more. It truly is a precious thing.

Woke up to pic related as a pleasant surprise. The reveal of her new look for her new upgrade.
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She brings me much happiness.
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We will never be as comfy as in January.
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She isn`t wonderful and talented, so Iike her.
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I want to impregnate my waifu so badly!
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Happy Friday friends, spend as much time with your love as you can this weekend.
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>>117257186
I want to be impregnated by my waifu so badly!
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Her smile is beaming.
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>>117257053
>january
>argentina
>comfy
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I love her smile.
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>>117254855
Nobody knows who this is, so it makes it special.
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>>117257272
>kisefag here

same
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Thanks, anon you too. I like her genki spirit playful nature.
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She makes me happy with her energetic youth.
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What is you're waifus most expressed emotion?
What's her least expressed?
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>>117257699
>most expressed emotion?
Nipah~

>What's her least expressed?
Actual emotion.
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I found Mugi when my last 3D interest got cancer and died. I'm clearly not meant to have any romance in my life, so now I have a waifu.

I've never been happier.
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I can't wait to spend the winter with my husbando!

I want to cuddle on the couch and feel the rise and fall of his chest under me while I read manga by nothing but christmas tree lights. I want to enjoy warm, syrupy apple cider with him after a workout. I want to bake all kinds of delicious things because the holidays only come once per year and we can just train twice as hard to work it all off, right? I want to go out in the snow with him and explore the frozen woods before going back inside for a bath together. I want to cuddle naked when we're in bed together because the only thing better than sharing body heat all throughout the night is having an excuse not to get up out of bed in the morning. I want to bug him until he takes me to the local christmas lights display and holds my hand while we're enjoying the peace and quiet.

I love my ancient warrior!
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>>117258107
>using 2D as a substitute for 3D

>waifu
>not romance
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>>117258115
Hi there, Whammufriend! sorry about not saying a word to your last post in the previous thread! I wasn't around for that thread and I feel a bit bad for not being able to respond in due time.. I'd like to say though, those are a lot of things to do with him! I hope you two have more plans to enjoy another nice, long month of December together!
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>>117258107
>rebounding
>having an interest in 3D in the first place

Get away from me.
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>>117254855
y-you too
the best smile is Ran's!
>>117257699
smile, anger, sadness
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>>117257336
>cold as fuck
>not comfy
Filthy Equatorfags.
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>>117258432
>>117258213
I was told this was a happy thread.
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>>117258618
Sometimes it is. Sometimes it's a bully zone. Sometimes it's a ">tfw no yfu ;_;" sobfest.
3D usually gets a lukewarm reception at best though.
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>>117257699
Stoicism is her most used expression, while her least used is fear.
>>117258618
They usually are, though moving from 3D to 2D in a short period of time is a bit of a touchy subject.
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>>117258618
Not when you dismiss 2D love as some kind of a fallback when you lose your 3D slut.
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>>117257699
Most:Happiness

Least:I'm pretty sure she's never expressed jealousy canonically.
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I want to climb to the top of an isolated hill in the middle of nowhere and shout my waifu's name to the heavens at the top of my lungs.
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How would you guys feel if I told you that I know for a fact you're waifu likes 3D?
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>>117259002
This poses an interesting question. Are people in the 2D universe 3D to your waifu just as we are 3D to one another?
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>>117259002
Could be worse. She could like 1D
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>>117258618
Not when you treat it like a fallback or coping mechanism.
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>>117259002
I'd feel happy, because then I'd have a chance.
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>>117258602
>cold
>implying

Sure, if you are a penguin.
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>>117259060
The 2D universe isn't even really 2D, as in most cases it observably has 3 axies to move along, and has obvious width/height/depth.
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>>117259304
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She is my everything.

>>117257699
There is a chart for this.

>>117259002
Might give me a chance i guess?
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>>117259002
Naturally, she likes me in the end.
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>>117259370
>hilarity
My face when she dies would work.
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>>117259304
Have to be careful with that depth. Too much, and you become edgy.
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What music does you're waifu like?
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>>117257699
She's almost always happy and cheerful, and you never see her with even the tiniest bit of anger.
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>>117258984
>isolated
>nowhere

It would require more guts to climb to the top of a building in the middle of the city and shout such a thing.
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>>117257699
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>tfw you like a lot of girls so you'll never find your true waifu.
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>>117259530
It's not about guts, it's about my voice being the only thing that can be heard. The noise of cars and other people would ruin the romantic moment and buildings aren't as romantic as hills.
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It might be a rare sight, but that's just what makes her smile precious and worth protecting for me.
>>117257699
>most
Her scowl is pretty much her default expression.
>least
Happiness, there's not even any fanart of her laughing.
>>117259370
Should've left that field empty as well.
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>>117257186
I want to pleasure my waifu every which way until she gets heart pupils and leglocks me, and then keep going.
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>>117254855
>You're waifu is wonderful anon, and she's talented in the things she do.

Completely accurate. You get a gold star OP.
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She had shit taste in men but it's alright because I know Shinochi is a very nice and a talented independent woman. Her smile is unique and sheds light to my heart which gives me the strength to work hard everyday. She needs protecting from all the bad memories she had and we'll play games together so we can have fun. She's a god damn hardscoper tho.
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>>117254855
Thank you, OP!
Her smile is the most wonderful thing I've ever seen. I would do everything I can to make her happy and be able to see her smiling.

>>117257699
>What is you're waifus most expressed emotion?
Happiness or Love for me.
>What's her least expressed?
Smug, I guess.

>>117259002
So? it's normal to prefer real people than fictional characters.

>>117259060
Yeah, it's mostly likely true. We call characters 2D just because they are fictional and their main source material is projection on 2D plane(anime). Within their worlds, waifus like everything else are in fact 3D. >>117259304 is right.

>>117259335
>>117259437
All this ignorance.
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>>117254855
yes she is
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>>117260537
I'm just calling him a faggot for the sake of it. I don't really disagree with what he said.
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I want to bathe naked with my waifu inside a water spring.
I want her to sit on my lap as we relax together inside the pond. I want to feel her warm skin against mine as we just lie there together.

>>117257699
Her most expressed emotion is either anger or disapproval.
Her least one is blushes or happiness. She's a very reserved person.
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>>117259002
I'd be happy!
>>117260626
Yuubud pls
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>>117254855
She brought light to my miserable life. Words will never express how important she is to me.
I want to see her face when I wake up. I want to brush her hair off her face and see her smile in her sleep. I want to kiss her on the forhead and gently wake her up, whispering to her. I want to cuddle with her for hours before we finally get out of bed. I could go on forever...

>>117257699
Happiness, I guess. I'm not good with this kind of things.

>>117259454
I think she likes liquid DnB for some reason.
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>>117260626
Haruka pls
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>>117260537
Second ignorant one. Was just a pathetic attempt at humor/wordplay.
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Give a brief description of a waifu from a show you aren't familiar with, don't be too harsh (or too friendly).
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>>117260910
moe~
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>>117254855
Her smile is perfect.
>>117257699
Mai is a good girl and never appears smug or arrogant. I guess she often appears happy, so I'd say that she often appears smiling.
>>117259370
Here.
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>>117257699
Most: No emotion
Least: Anger

>>117259002
Lucky me.
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>>117257699
Happiness
Anger/Sadness


>>117259002
Would feel weird.

>>117257186
I want to cuddle with my waifu so badly
My bed feels so empty
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>>117257699
>tfw no tits
>tfw midget
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>>117254855
Thanks, OP.

I love it when Kagura does that grin of hers.

>>117257699
She always expresses happiness and determination. She's hardly ever angry.

>>117259002
That's some fourth-wall breaking stuff right there.

>>117259454
I think of her as a Rock chick. From 70's to modern Pop Rock.

If you're waifu ever played a fighting game, what type of character do you think they'd use? I imagine Kagura's strategy would be to hit the opponent as hard as possible, so a big bruiser type would be her style.
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Imagine sticking your erect penis into your waifu's wet vagina, and feeling her vagina twitch and envelop your dick in warmth, and as if her body was reacting on its own to the sensation, with no acknowledgement from her conscious mind but rather reacting unconsciously to the pleasure, her vagina feels like it's sucking you back in every time you try to thrust out.

And your waifu has her arms wrapped around your neck, her hot breath against your skin, moaning your name, with a face of dazed pleasure.
But she doesn't even notice her body is doing this lewd thing of sucking your dick back in.
As you tease her about it she turns all red and buries her face into the sheets.

How's this thoughts make you feel?
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I want to protect that smile
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Would you love your waifu even when her skin turns wrinkly and her hair gray?
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>>117261804
You mean, growing old with her?
Because you will age, at the same rate than her, YOUR hair will also turn grey, and YOUR skin will also be less beautiful than before.

Yes. Yes i would still love her. The "old me" will still love the "old her".
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>>117261804
>implying mai waifu ages

Even if she did, we'd grow old together, and that'd be just fine.
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>>117260789
>>117260855
Hi jelly. Hi anon.
;_;

>>117257699
Happiness
Don't see her go into despair often.

>>117261632
dumb rushdown female
probably someone like Cammy.
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>>117261804
There nothing in this world that I desire more than growing old together with Yunocchi.

Time will only strengthen our love, and our bond.
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>>117261632
Hard to say. I imagine she'd like to use the martial arts staples; the jack of all stats. That said, it wasn't until recently that I found out that, apparently, she's a fan of Virtua Fighter. One of her outfits from the Project Diva games is the same one by Sarah Bryant.
>>117259454
She seems to enjoy quite a mix of stuff, though she has a keen eye for jazz, dance, and electronica among other things.
>>117261804
I imagine that she would be just as lovely as an old woman, and that's fine with me.
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>>117257699

Kindness, excitement and happiness are Yomiko's most expressed emotions.
Probably anger.

>>117259002

Too metaphysical for me.

>>117261632

Yomiko's fought quite a few in her OVA and the TV series a lot. I remembered she just rushed and used a combination of outsmarting with stealth tactics.

>>117261804

I would be a monster not to do that.

Is your waifu forgetful? There's quite a few sticky notes around Yomiko's apartment reminding her to do certain tasks but I suppose that's where I would happily come in if she's too busy with working.
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>>117254855
How sweet! Thank you OP!
You're Waifu is just as wonderful!

>her smile
The light of my life that washes away all and any negativity, words can't describe it efficiently, but seeing her smile makes me life.
>>117257699
Rukia always boasts a myriad of expressed emotions but,
>most expressed
I'm caught between either a serious battle-ready face or just a slighty irritated face pic related.
> least expressed
Probably crying, not saying she's never cried, but it's only happened once or twice.
>>117259002
Well as much I hate to admit it, I'm a 3D fellow myself, at least it gives me a chance.
>>117259454
Something soft, bubbly and calm, can't really name a genre or group.
I'm into speedmetal myself, quite the contrast.
>>117261632
One of the faster characters, really quick attack speed and easy combo chains but low damage and lower health to boot.
>>117261804
Of course!
Even though she's already at least 250 years old, I'd be an old man and she'd still look rather young.
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>>117261632
Would have to be BlazBlue.
Somebody technical like Rachel or Carl Clover.
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>>117261632
Someone hard hitting, with strong knockback on their attacks just like her in Hisuotensoku

>>117261669
I like it. Thanks Anon.

>>117261804
Time in Gensokyo does not flow in the same way it does in our world...
But if we were to grow old together... I would be fine with that.

>>117262353
I don't think she is forgetful. She does not have much to remember in the first place, and she is very dilligent when it comes to her duties.
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If you're waifu was a pokemon, what type would she be?

Would she pick Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire?
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In an RPG/MMO setting what role is you're waifu going to adopt within the party? Healer/Tank/Support etc.

I see Rukia taking up a support role, using various abilities to induce various negative afflictions on foes as well as boosting moral of the team.
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>>117262556
Reimu - Paladin (tank)
Marisa - Mage (dps)
Youmu - Warrior (dps)
Sanae - Priest (healer)
Sakuya - Rogue (dps)
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>>117262353
She's actually quite punctual, at least compared to some of the rest of her ilk. Considering the actual heads of this group of hers consist of a hard-drinking party girl and a guy controlled by a love of ice cream, someone has to be the responsible one in that house.
>>117262547
Water. Specifically Octillary. Though she's recently shown a fondness toward Miltank. I imagine she'd go Sapphire, which means I'd probably have to go Ruby as support
>>117262556
Healer/Support. She's frequently portrayed as a Dancer in RPG settings, though she's equally fond towards playing the role of Ninja. In a strange coincidence, she's a support unit in that Brave Frontier game as well...
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>>117262227
>vocaloid stuff on Virtua Fighter
Makes sense, being made by Sega and all.

>>117262353
She's forgetful when it comes to school work, having to borrow notes and whatnot.

>>117262547
Water-type, definitely. And purely on that basis, she'd go for Alpha Sapphire.

>>117262556
She'd want to be in on all the action, so she'd be a tank.

Is there a type of clothing you think would suit you're waifu but she never canonically wore? I feel that spats are the mark of a tomboy, but Kagura's never worn them, sadly.
Hard mode: Not wedding dress.
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>>117262547
Electric Grass.
But that is obviously debatable.
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>>117262880
That's pretty puff, brah
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>>117262370

Not at all, she's super responsible!

If anything, she just tends to oversleep every once in a while, but who hasn't done that?

>>117262556
Enchanter or cleric most likely. She'd always be there to support everyone, helping them give their best!

>>117262880

That's a really easy choice.One of my button-up shirts.
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>>117261632
Perhaps she'd go with a rushdown character.
>>117262353
Not really. Her memory and attention appear to be normal.
>>117262556
Lightly armored damage dealer I guess.
>>117262880
She doesn't appear dressed casually in a skirt. I think that would fit her.
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Hey, I'm actually not super late to one of these threads for once.

>>117257699
Most: calm indifference (reading)

Least: Probably anger. I feel like anger and asthma don't mix.

>>117259454
We are similar in many ways, and I like to imagine music is no different. I'm a sucker for orchestral music in general, but my library is also loaded with random tracks you would not expect from someone like me.

>>117262556
I would not mind watching her wreck shit as an attack mage, but general back line/support of some kind for sure. I have experience playing tank classes, so I would totally tank for my darling.
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>>117261804
There's a famous Sonnet by Shakespear that perfectly details that for me in that regard.

“Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And too often is his gold complexion dimm'd:
And every fair from fair sometimes declines,
By chance or natures changing course untrimm'd;
By thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.”

Love, no matter the superficial, will persist, until life itself is what stops its union.
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Are other girls in your waifu's series jealous of her breast size?

(Two of Mai's less endowed friends are jealous of her.)
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>>117259370
Might as well post mine.
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>>117263611
More like the other way around.
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>>117263611
Yes, Tomo remarks about her chest fairly often, and partakes in skinship with her too.
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>>117261632
Probably just someone who looks cool and is not that hard to use.

>>117261804
If you mean growing old together, they yes.
It would be so weird if I would grow old and she would be still full of life teenager. Aging together sounds really good and natural, it would only strength our bond.

>>117262353
Not really, maybe just to unimportant things.

>>117262556
I think being healer or support would be to boring for her. She would probably want to just deal tons of damage.

>>117262880
This >>117263115 so much

>>117263611
Not really. She might be jealous of breast sizes of other vocaloids, but I like her breast size most anyway.
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>>117262880
Hard to say. I've seen her in quite a variety of outfits. That said, though, I'm suddenly thinking of her in gym attire. Granted, she doesn't exactly have the physique for it...

...And now I've got it stuck in my head now. Her in a sleeveless top and gym shorts, looking ready to shoot some hoops for some reason. The other major choice would be the school uniform from Bible Black, but that would be way too kinky...
>>117263611
Flat answer. Yes. Funny enough, only one other Vocaloid has a bigger bust than Luka, and she's still jealous; thinks that Luka is trying to steal her sex symbol status.
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You're right about to leave for work and you feel your waifu tugging at your shirt. Turn around and see her making this expression.

What do?

Hard mode: no kissing allowed
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>>117263863
Fuck hard mode.

Kiss my waifu.
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>>117263863
Poke her cheeks.
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>>117262880
>Is there a type of clothing you think would suit you're waifu but she never canonically wore?
Girly clothes.

In the non-canon manga, she wears girly winter clothes when she goes to Tokyo.
Rika only wears her summer dress or her school uniform because she's lazy.

More girly sort of clothes would be cute on her.
Even in terms of fanart, there are barely any of her wearing casual clothes other than the ones she wears in the source material.

>>117263863
Finger on mouth, fake sound effect of kissing.
Then promise I'll give her a kiss when I come back
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>>117263863
With her face like that, why would I not kiss her? She'd only end up disappointed.
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Is your waifu funny?
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>>117263611

I'm sure a few people have made comments regarding Yomiko's bust size but I can't recall any at the moment.

>>117263863

I pull Yomiko in for a tight cuddle then nibble her ear seductively and tell her I'll give her more tonight when we get back.
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>>117263611

Not really, but she might feel a bit inadequate compared to Miya and Hiro.

I'd just have to reassure her that she's perfect the way she is to me!

>>117263863

Pull her close, hug tight, and headpat. Then kiss her anyway, because that mode is too hard.
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>>117254855
Thanks.
She's an interesting one, always asking questions that I'd think are common sense. In a way, it creates adventures and reinterpretations out of the most mundane things. And I can't get enough of her smile, and those deep blue eyes, and her, well, her everything.
I want to hug her close, one arm around her waist, the other gently ruffling her hair, and just stay that way while the world zooms past us.
>>117257699
Curiosity when outside of work.
Anger as a whole.
>>117259002
Well, I'm 3D. She has a 3D model. I don't see the issue.
>>117259454
J-Pop, I believe. If the battle themes are an indication.
>>117261632
At the risk of being boo'd, she'd go for the scourge of fighting games: ranged zoner.
>>117261804
Won't happen. The real question is would she still love me the day this feeble organic body is close to its end? I think so.
>>117262353
Only if she shuts it out for reasons. Otherwise, perfect memory.
>>117262547
I don't know enough about Pokemon to answer that.
>>117262556
Tank/DPS/Buffer. Is what she does in her game anyway.
>>117262880
Casual clothing. Girly clothes. I want to see her in a variety of those.
>>117263611
Don't think there were any chest size issues around.
>>117263863
Hard mode, lean down and let her lips touch my forehead.
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If your waifu asked you to, would you suck on her prolapsed anus?
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>>117264085
Is dark humor funny?
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>>117261804
I wish I could last that long alive.

>>117261632
I'd say a glass cannon type of character sounds like her style. Fast moving and able to deal a lot of damage, but better at dodging than taking hits.

>>117262353
I'd imagine she's not.

>>117262880
An elegant dress.
I would love to see her dressed up in an elegant dress, with a tasteful amount of make up and her hair done up, maybe a bit of jewelry too.

>>117263611
I don't think so. She doesn't have many friends in the anime and Nowa isn't really bothered by that stuff.

>>117263863
Kiss her.
Fuck your hard mode. Not kissing her when she's like that would be downright abusive.

>>117264085
No.
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Would your waifu make a contract and become a magical girl?
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>>117264285
>Not kissing her when she's like that would be downright abusive.
Teasing is cute.
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>>117264303
>make a contract
Why make a contract when she's already a magical girl?

Rika is the best time looping magical girl.
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>>117264029
>Then promise I'll give her a kiss when I come back
Sounds like a death flag to me
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>>117263863
Press my fingers to her lips after pressing them to mine. Of course, this will never work; If I didn't kiss her given the opprotunity, she'd be more than willing to take the initiative herself...as long as nobody is looking.
>>117264085
She's more snarky than funny. Though some of her snarks can be funny.
>>117264303
She doesn't need a contract; she's already magical in my eyes.
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>>117262353
I don't believe so, no, she seems very organized and remembers everything she is assigned to do.
>>117262547
Ice-Type for sure.
She'd wait for the Emerald remake.
There is going to an Emerald remake right?
>>117262880
She's worn a myriad of different outfits, Summer wear, Winter wear, School Uniforms and even Pajamas.
There is even a Beach episode where she was seen a swimsuit and there is tons of promotional art wearing all kinds of different outfits.
I think I'm rather lucky in that regard as I can't really think of any outfits I think would suit her that she hasn't already worn.
>>117263611
Not at all, her breast size is probably below average at best while almost every other female in the series have rather astonishing assets.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Funnily enough, another Character with an impressive pair still laments about her envy of Rukia simply due to Rukia's amazing character traits, which makes me feel like a smug fucker indeed.
>>117263863
Fuck work, I pick her up and carry her back to bed.
We're spending the day cuddling together.
>>117264085
Definitely, she's got a fine sense of humor.
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>>117261632
Someone like how she plays in soku.

>>117261669
Those are some nice thoughts.

>>117261804
Yes, but that wont happen because ghosts don't age.

>>117262547
Ghost, maybe Ghost/Fairy.

>>117262353
Yeah.

>>117262556
Mage.


>>117262880
A ribbed sweater, pic related.

>>117263611
In fanon, Youmu sometimes is.

>>117263863
Kissing is the only real option here.

>>117264085
Very much so.
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>>117264085

More silly than funny. And a tiny bit weird.

Just the way I love her!
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>>117264312
I agree but I can only imagine she'd feel really bad if I don't kiss her when she's so obviously waiting for it.

>>117264416
>cuddling together
>cuddling
Yeah right.
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>>117264085
Mai tends to play the role of the straight man in her group.
>>117264303
She did make a contract to obtain magical powers because she wanted the strength necessary to protect the people she cared for.
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>>117264077
>>117264285
>>117264116

But light bullying/teasing is fun.

You can see your waifu getting anxious and insecure because she thinks you don't find her attractive and that's why you didn't kiss her.
Then she worries that you're cheating on her with a co-worker who is bustier, has more beautiful flowing hair, or is more 'normal' from societal standards, etc.
Then she ends up self-hating and worrying the whole day and thinking that maybe she doesn't really fit well to your lifestyle or tastes at all.
When you come home at night, she's being petulant and trying to ignore you, and you can tease her about it and reassure her that you actually do like her.

And after the whole day of pent-up physical frustration, it will feel all the better when you finally do partake in each other's bodies.

You must think beyond the short-term like me to reap maximum pleasure.
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>>117263863
>hard mode
Challenge accepted.

I pat her head and tell her if she's a good girl and waits til I get back, she can have the kiss package deluxe.
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>>117264574
No
That's fucking terrible
Making her blush is fine
but bullying is wrong
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>>117264574
Bullying is always fun on all levels.
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>>117264643
Oups, meant for >>117264628
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>>117264085
She can be, but not through cracking jokes.
>"HELPU MEEE!"

>>117264303
I don't think she'd know what to wish for, although Magical Girl Kagura would be pretty entertaining, minus any tragedy.

>>117264574
I can't stand to see her sad, ever.
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>>117264643
>>117264682
Bullshit
bullying leads to resentment
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>>117264574
Yea, no. I've seen how she gets when she's love starved.

I like my insides where they are.
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>>117264303
What would she want?
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>>117264574
I agree with you, light bullying and teasing can be fun and enjoyable for both sides. However, what you described is not "light bullying and teasing" it's psychological torture.
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>>117264303
She's already a magical girl without contracts.

>>117264574
>co-worker who is bustier, has more beautiful flowing hair
Imp-fucking-lying such a person exists.

Also that's horrible.
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>>117264771
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>>117264884
Tumblr pls
finish the gif
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>>117254855
Thanks OP, you're a pretty cool guy.

>>117257699
I'd say her most expressed emotion is either love or curiosity and her least expressed is probably shame or regret. I'm not quite sure she can understand shame or regret.

>>117259002
I wouldn't freak out or anything.

>>117259454
I imagine she'll listen to any music just because she's interested in people and has never heard it before. Her favorite would probably be love songs of any genre.

>>117261632
Once she has the concept of a fighting game down I imagine she'd go for the weirder characters. Think Arakune from BB.

>>117261804
If only I could be so lucky.

>>117262880
I love her sundress so much I can't imagine her wearing something different. Maybe a yukata?

>>117263863
Bear hug.
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>>117262556
Spellcaster glass cannon or a supportive tank. Maybe a Healer Paladin. Idk but if I could play one game with her it would be Diablo II.
>>117262353
No. I imagine that she has an amazing memory.
>>117262880
A dress, of any kind. Red suits her well.
>>117263517
Shit that's beautiful.
>>117263611
In the game she mentions that it worries her a little.
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>>117256647
>The reveal of her new look for her new upgrade.

That her Append? Fucking finally.
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>>117264303
Magical Yunocchi is still just as wonderful and beautiful as ever!

I don't think she'd take an offer like that, however.

>>117264574
Well yeah, as long as it's just playful and fun teasing! There's no way I could do anything worse than getting her flustered.
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>>117264713
Depends on how you bully.
Resentment leads to despair which leads to emotional attachment to counter that resentment.

What the guy
(>>117264574) is outlying is an abusive relationship or a codependent relationship. It's not something you would do to someone you love. More along the lines of emotional manipulation.

I've been in a codependent relationship before and that sort of teasing is fun.
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>>117265127
No, it leads to detachment
why the fuck would you spend time with someone who doesn't like you?
You'd have to have brain problems or serious guilt to stay in that sort of situation
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Thanks OP. All waifus are beautiful.
My lovely lady is one of the reasons I wake up in the morning. I love her smile and everything about her.

>>117257699
>most
love
>least
Sadness I hope.

>>117259002
Welp. I'm not sure. Conflicted.

>>117259454
Classical with a guilty pleasure for heavy rock

>>117261632
She'd probably pick a rush down character. Good taste!

>>117261669
Wowzers

>>117261804
I want to grow old with her!

>>117262353
She's supposedly a little airheaded.

>>117262547
Psychic probably.

>>117262556
Tank! She's strong! but >>117262852
isn't out of the question.

>>117262880
She looks good in kind of casual clothes and a suit! Oh man she's super cute in a suit.

>>117263611
Not really no.

>>117263863
>Hard mode: no kissing allowed
Well then I guess I'm on easy modo.

>>117264085
I think she has a more subtle humor.

>>117264303
She's already a magical girl!

Hello waifubros. Your waifus are all beautiful. Do your best to be cute for them this weekend?

Any plans for cute things with your waifu this weekend?
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>>117262880
A sundress

>>117263611
Not in the slightest

>>117263863
poke her nose and see her reaction

>>117264085
She tries to be

>>117264574
light bullying is fun, cause I know she'd do the same back to me. However, that's not what your're describing.
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>>117264303

Yomiko is already sort of a magical girl in contextual way of speaking.

>>117265266

Just some reading, choosing a new book soon and I don't know what aside from that a Twilight Zone marathon. I think that's something Yomiko would love spending a weekend doing as we cuddle up.

Would you wear a handmade pendant around your neck with an adorable photo of your waifu in it?
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>>117265449
>pendant with waifu in it

I already carry her around on my phone wallpapers but this just has that certain magic to it. I like it.
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>>117265231
Not if detachment was something that a person in a relationship does not see as a wanted possibility.

Bullying does not lead to someone to dislike you if you do not make up for it.
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>>117265535
Yeah, I basically do the same with my phone wallpaper.
I still look at it each day. A pendant is cute but somewhat impractical.
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>>117258419

It's perfectly alright. Waifubros can't be expected to be hanging out in their thread all the time! I'd suppose if you consider the situation, you could even call us even, dohohoho.

As for the well-wishes, I can only hope the same for you! The only thing that can compete with a comfy winter with the one you love is a lazy summer, right?

>>117257186

I want to have birthday sex with my husbando so badly!

>>117257699

Does acting like a proper warrior count as an emotion? He's also a pretty smug guy, as are his masters.

There's a lot of emotions I've never seen him express in his show. That's life when your husbando a manly.

>>117259454

No clue. It makes me want to go to a record store with him and see what he likes!

>>117261632

Who knows? Perhaps a character that looks most like himself. He's got good battle sense, so I'd trust him to be the kind of person who can do well with any type of character as long as they aren't way overpower and he has their combos down pat.

>>117261804

I think a better question would be whether he likes ME after I grow all old and have to bear the weight of all those knocks to my head.

If my husbando were capable of growing old, I'd most certainly still love him! I actually like old men quite a lot, and naturally that can only go tenfold for my husband.

>>117262353

Maybe. I'd consider him very good at remembering his duties, but I could also see things outside of his work slipping from him from time to time. I'm very good at being forgetful myself, so I think I'd have to rely on him at times for things like this...

>>117262547

Flying/Fighting and probably psuedo-legendary. His holy sandstorm puts him right in the OU tiers! Omega Ruby seems his speed, or at least I'd hope for it. Sapphire was my first pokemon game, so I'd be quick to get Alpha Sapphire if I had the dosh.

>>117262556

Without a doubt, he'd be the tank of the party. What more could a big guy for you be for?
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>>117265266
>Good taste!
She chose me, really. Wait, does that make her the one with good taste?
I'll probably watch another movie with her, it was fun to do last weekend. This time around I'll try to pick something more comfy than Akira.

>>117265449
I've already got her on my phone wallpaper, and I've been considering making a passport-sized picture of her to keep in my wallet. A pendant sounds like a nice idea though.

One more question from me before I go: What position does you're waifu like to lie in when she's in bed with you?

G'night waifubros!
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>>117254855
I'm drunk, it's Friday, and this is my beautiful waifu.
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>>117265539
Look
you're never gonna convince me bullying is good.
It always goes wrong.
Hell, if she bullied me, I wouldn't stick around.
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>>117254855
>Like you

How about no

>>117257699
Her smile in a XD face

She being serious, she is almost never serious.

>>117259454
Pop and Rock

>>117261632
Rushdown character

>>117261804
Of course

>>117262353
She forgets about a lot of things, since she is an airhead

>>117262556
DPS Monk

>>117263611
Her breasts are average and no

>>117263863
KISS

KISS LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW

>>117264085
Funny and cute baby!

>>117264303
I'm sure she would, and then proceed to kick witch ass
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>>117265680
If she bullies you, it means you're weak.
Only the weak get bullied.

As the antithesis of my waifu said ''the one who knows the most about bullying is one who has been weak once and does not want it to happen to them again''.

Therefore, if one is permitted to be bullied, they are weak and should be seen as such.
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>>117265665
u aint' drunk burh
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>>117265877
Anon, with all due respect, your waifu is edgy as shit.
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>>117261804
Well, I am with her until death. Of course I would still love her.
>>117263863
I give her a kiss, forget your hard mode.
>>117264085
Yes.
>>117265266
Dudes weekend, so no.
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>>117257699
She expresses every emotion properly. Not showing emotions is for beta faggots like myself.
>>117259002
[] Confess
[] Spagghetti
[] Sweat a lot
[x] All of them
>>117259454
OSTs from japanese games, not the best tastes, but atleast it's not heavy metal.
Maki is otaku bait, Rin a best.
>>117261632
Which type of fighting? If it's like SF I'd bet it'd be dhalsim just to imagine the doujin writing itself when I play Cammy.
>>117261804
She doesn't age pal.
>>117262353
She has to remember everything that happens in the world, she's pretty damn perceptive.
>all these vidya questions
I want /v/ to leave my waifu breads.
>>117262880
>Hard mode.
Fuck. Well then: Unbuttoned shirt with tight jeans. Oh lord.
>>117263611
Breasts?
>>117263863
Fuck your hard mode. KISS HER RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD LIKE THE ALPHA GUY I AM SO THAT SHE KISSES MY BEARD WITHOUT NOTICING.
FUCK YES I'M SO MANLY.
>>117264085
Depends if you like her type of humour. I like her not really but jokingly rapist propaganda.
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>>117265652
Good night!

As close to me as possible, with her legs wrapped around mine, and her head laying on my chest. She shifts around a little, then she's fast asleep with the most contented and relaxed smile on her face.

She's super affectionate and cuddly, so we always stay like that through the night!
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>>117265231
>why the fuck would you spend time with someone who doesn't like you?

Well why do people spend so much time moping after their ex-partners even though the feeling isn't reciprocal?
Why do people stay in relationships where their partner cheats?

Because your waifu loves you and wishes you would love her back.
She would stay by your side no matter how much you treat her like shit, ignore her, yell at her, cheat on her, etc.

This is why in many relationships, friends need to intervene before the person is willing to break-up.

Furthermore, abuse leaves the partner in a perpetual state of 'want'.
Basically, if you give everything to your waifu, are permanently loving and conceding, there's nothing more she can get from you. You have nothing more to offer. This can easily lead to boredom and indifference. It diminishes the worth of your affection. Hence where the phrase 'the chase is better than the catch' comes from. People can spend their whole lives chasing something, but get bored of the thing quickly once they actually attain it.

I lightly abuse my waifu for this reason, and you should too.
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>>117265912
The alcohol in my bloodstream begs to differ, anon.
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>>117264574
Holy fuck this so much!

Teasing is the best!

>>117262880
Feminine clothes. she is really cute and i want to see it!

>>117262547
Fire/Fighting

Alpha Saphire because Misao is alpha as fuck

>>117265449
I carry an adorable picture of Misao in my wallet

So yeah i would

>>117265961
Hola
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>>117265950
Bernkastel said that, not Rika.
Though she does make a point which I agree.

Rika does not deal well with bullies.
Bernkastel loves to bully.

I tend to slightly agree with Bernkastel, despite hating the shit out of her.
In terms of my moral conduct, using the terms of universality, bullying is bad.
However, bullying enacts power, so it can overrule morality for power sake as the one who is weak should defend itself from being bullied.
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>>117266034
The only part i agree with is the last part after 'want'.
There's no proof she loves me back.
Why would she? Even I'm disappointed in myself.
And for her sake, I hope she doesn't like you.
You sicken me, anon. You have her heart and want more than that.
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>>117265637
Whammubro! Your husbando a honorable warrior

>>117265652
She's the big spoon. I'm the little spoon.
Sleep well.

>>117265665
Cute waifu bud.

>>117265801
That fang though!
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>>117266091
¿Qué tal? Todo tranquilo querido chileno?
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>>117266245
>Cute waifu bud.

My waifu and your waifu should be friends.
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>>117266034
>Well why do people spend so much time moping after their ex-partners even though the feeling isn't reciprocal?
Because when relationship break, there is one who was left with the feeling that the relationship was fine and the other felt the relationship was shit and breaks off. The one who breaks off first is the one who feels, more often then not, less affected then the other person.

>Why do people stay in relationships where their partner cheats?
Because they think the relationship can be rebuild.

Those, however, are non-sequitor.
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>>117265266
Not so much with her, I'm afraid. Have to clean house for a coming holiday.
>>117265449
I would, actually.
>>117265652
She's a spooner, that's for sure. Lately, I've been waking up to the sensation of something pressing against my shoulder in the morning.
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How do you guys get through tough times in your life? For the longest time I just tried making my waifu happy through my hard work, but lately that seems to be wavering.

I used to just think if I believe hard enough she's real, in my mind she will be. I guess I'm just running out of faith. Is there any way I can make her smile again?
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>>117265652

Hopefully hugging one another tightly or letting me use her breasts as a pillow.

Good night everyone, and remember all your waifus are beautiful angels who love and cherish you all.
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>>117266470
Worst comes to worst, leave her with your tail between your legs.
How to make her happy, I don't know.
I've failed her in that regard like an absentee father failing his daughter.
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>>117266287
Todo tranquilo

¿Como estas? me preguntaba como te trata la vida.
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>>117257699
Her most now is happy and her least is angry.

>>117261632
A more speed focused fighter.

>>117262353
Nope.

>>117262547
Electric.

>>117262556
Melee deeps, and if there's a physical magic class like Magus, then that.

>>117263611
If anything they would be jealous of her ass.

>>117264085
Not intentionally.

>>117264303
She doesn't need to make a contract.

>>117265266
I don't know if watching the second movie is that cute.
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>>117254855

Her smile is gentle and subtle. Best to cuddle with a thick duvet on a winter day.
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>>117266245

Naturally! You're waifu a loyal meido and I'm sure we wouldn't love our partners any other way.

>>117262880

My wedding ring. :^)

>>117263611

Anyone would be jealous of my husbando's pecs! Natty gains like that are so amazing that they're just about impossible for a human being to achieve.

>>117263863

Is it one of those days?

I act like I'm going to kiss him, but tactically arrange myself so that all I give him is an eskimo kiss instead. I leave before he can react to me leaving him high and dry. I'm sure it'll be an exciting day thinking of what kind of reaction I'll get when I get home!

>>117264085

No. I don't think I have what it takes to be a first lady.

>>117264303

He already has his own set of problems to deal with, so no. It's probably for the best not to further complicate his relationship with human beings and the beasts that go after them.

>>117264574

I wouldn't go THAT far, but then again, this is probably because I wouldn't be around to control the situation. Bullying my husbando isn't worth it if I'm not around to see his cute, worried face and back myself up with endless affection at a moment's notice.

>>117265449

Actually, I found a phone charm pendent with his picture inside that would not only hide my powerlevel, but is official merchandise!

Now just to get an actual phone to put it on.

>>117265652

Facing each other with my head resting on the top of his chest. That's more-or-less how we sleep every night.
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>>117266320
Of course. I'm sure they'd get along famously.

>>117266465
She'd be proud of you taking care of all your responsibilities though! She loves you you know.

>>117266470
It's different for everyone. I'd keep doing your best to live as best you can. I'm sure she'd be happy with you and proud as long as you try your best. Waking up seeing her cheering you on should be good motivation you know?
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>>117266470
Alcohol.
Although I'm losing the will to even drink.

People have said I should join a charity or go into activism but I haven't found a cause so I never care.
Losing the will to do anything is killing me.
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>>117266587
>eskimo kiss
Oh god that's too cute.
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>>117266470
Live your life how she would live hers.
Do what you think would make her happy.
If you want to be together with her, you'll find a way to make it work, and she'll have the patience to wait for you.
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>>117266189
You misunderstand, I don't seriously abuse my waifu, only light teasing.

For example, she has just something in between A cup and B cup, so I mention
"Your breasts haven't grown at all since last time I seen you."
"That shirt makes your body look like a boy's."
"I wish there was more to grab."
or if we are watching a show where another character has big tits I say "Damn she has some nice tits."
Or I intentionally 'hide' magazines of girls with giant breasts, but where she can easily find them, so she thinks I fap to them on my spare time because her small breasts can't satisfy me.

Just light bullying like that, just to see the almost indiscernible reactions of insecurity whenever I mention breasts.

>>117266374
Both those cases have one person wanting to stay in a relationship with someone who no longer cares about them.
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>>117265652
I'm the big spoon, she's the little spoon.

>>117266320
My waifu is cosplaying your waifu.
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Do you have some kind of hobby, interest or activity that you frequently engage in that your waifu might not like, care for or participate in, or vice versa?

I imagine Patchy is not into sports much.
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>>117266741
I don't care
You're a bastard
a passive aggressive bastard.
I bet you're the kind of person who tells people you have a problem with them through sticky notes
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>>117266664
Yeah, I'm going to some charity even for my unit on the 24, if that goes well I'll try to keep it up.
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>>117266741
>Both those cases have one person wanting to stay in a relationship with someone who no longer cares about them.
Most relationship end that way.
There is, in my eyes, always one side that leaves a relationship less emotionally affected than the other.
There are other relationship where both parties agree that the time is right for both to leave, or leaving the relationship ''on good terms'' but those are rare.

>>117266741
Slight teasing must be met with an equal goal for it to work.
For example, saying ''you're breast haven't grown'' while pocking her breast would be fine.
But simply saying so without any output would be boring.
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>>117266470
I try my best at drawing her and improving myself, no matter what happens to my life, she is the light that shines my way, she taught me to never give up and i want to change myself so she can see me smiling and take off my broken wings.

>>117266757
I don't think Misao would be into art.

>>117266245
The fang knows!
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>>117265652
Oddly enough, she likes to lay on top.

>>117264303
I don't think she is compatible with the magical girl system. It would be interesting to see though.

>>117266034
You are a bad person.

>>117266470
That sounds like a depressive spiral anon. The most important thing is to be honest about what you want to do and never lie to yourself.

>>117266757
She may not understand the anime obsession but hey, if she teases me for it I can counter with her love for romance books.
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Show me you're waifu's best smile.
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>>117267007
Nipah~
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>>117263863
Fuck hardmode

>>117264085
I think she is.

>>117264303
She doesn't really have any wish to fulfill.

>>117265266
Not really.

>>117265449
If it would be made by her, then yes, with pleasure.

>>117265652
I dunno, probably just spooning or cuddle face to face.

>>117266757
I don't think she would care about programing, but I would really want to watch anime with her.

>>117267007
Sure


Goodnight waifu thread!
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>>117265266
Watch some shows together, try some artwork

>>117265449
Why not? A picture of her is already in my wallet.

>>117265652
closely cuddled up together. I want to cuddle up against her so bad ...

>>117266470
live through life anon

>>117266757
I occasionally drink and go out. I don't think she'd enjoy that type of nightlife.
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>>117257699
anxiety, least is embarrassment.

>>117261632
Rushdowns or just something speedy.

>>117261804
I'd only love her more.

>>117262547
bug/dark
sapphire I guess

>>117262556
dps/healer hybrid

>>117262880
a fluffy coat

>>117263863
Lick her face.
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>>117267007
Okey Dokie
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>>117266470
I have absolutely no idea. The main reason is that I don't want to disappoint her, after all she chose me, and fell in love with me. The other reason is just pure spite.

>>117266757
Not really, I don't go that deep when it comes to hobbies.

>>117267007
The best? Not sure about that, but this one is a strong contender.
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>>117266757

I'll answer this one before I head off to sleep after my cup of tea.

Yomiko's passion for literature is what drew me towards her and is why she became my waifu. I've always been an avid reader myself but I absolutely admire her drive for it. We'd read voraciously with one another, devouring 1000 paged French or Russian epics in days. Essentially Yomiko's hobby is why I love her.

Yomiko probably wouldn't care for anime, maybe I could get her into VNs or Manga though, that seems like a safer possibility.
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>>117267007
Does fan art count?
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How would you make your waifu blush?
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>>117266598
That she would, though I imagine she'd probably try to help out if she could. She is family after all.
>>117266757
I doubt she'd be interested in my martial arts, though she would be proud of how much effort I've put into sharpening my technique.
>>117267007
This one has always been a favorite of mine.
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>>117267007
Nipah~

>>117267235
By kissing her in a gentleman-like manner.
In the manga she had a dream about it. Very childlike dream but it would make her blush ridiculously.
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When was the last time you revisited her source material?
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>>117265266
I'm too busy begging to god I got a good mark so I can spend 4 months doing nothing and doing stuff with her.

>>117265652
She likes to have her own space.

;_;

>>117266470
Steel your mind and soldier on.

>>117267007
Ok.

>>117266757
I don't think Alleyne would enjoy videogames or surfing the internet much.

>>117267235
I would tell her how much she matters to me and how much I love her.
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>>117266757
She's probably not into video games much.
But that wouldn't stop me from trying to get her involved!

>>117266968
How's the pudding art coming?

>>117267007
The most gorgeous smile.

>>117267054
Sleep well!

>>117267099
>try some artwork
Like what?

>>117267235
Call her cute and compliment her a bunch and then lean in for a kiss!

>>117267344
I bet she cheered you on while you were studying!

>>117267327
Last week!
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>>117267344
what a slutty body
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Would you rather take a bath with your waifu, or a shower?
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>>117267327
Three days ago.

I'm currently reading the Higurashi VN to an old blind man via Skype.
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You just woke up, awaken by a sound of a TV, in your room, you just wanted to sleep a little more, the bed is comfy and you can feel the sweet smell of your waifu. You take a look at your side and sees your waifu with a curious face watching the TV. You ask her what she is doing, she tells you that she is watching a creepy movie, you ask what name is and she responds that is a Russian movie called "The Green Elephant", do you let her watch it until the very end or do you prevent her from watching it?
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My waifu is the sexiest.
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>>117267235
Grab her butt

>>117265652
Front to front with lots of cuddling

>>117267327
Last week

>>117267432
A warm relaxing bath

>>117267481
>The Green Elephant
I tell her to stop or she is gonna have nightmares.
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>>117262353
no she isn't
>>117262880
anything that is not her normal outfit
>>117263611
some are
>>117263863
rubs cheeks together
then kiss
>>117264085
yep
>>117264303
My waifu is already a magical girl
>>117267007
you got it boss
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>>117267432
In the bath so she can ride my dick
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>>117267432
Bath of course! It's one of my dearest fantasies, it'd be so calm, and comfortable.

She could sit in my lap, while I wash her back and hair, or maybe she'd just lead back, while I warmly embrace her. Just pure, innocent fun!

>>117267481
That would be really, really creepy, since I don't have a TV, nor cable.
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>>117267432
bath because pic related
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>>117266470
We can't answer that for you.

I personally have never had a fluctuation such as this. Once I started loving her, that was it. No ups, no downs.
>>117267235
Go up to her and call her cute. It's like a reflex or something.
>>117267327
Day ago, actually.
>>117267432
Bath. Lying on top of each other in a tub with scented bathsoap? Be still my heart.
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>>117267696
Did you really just
>>117267730
Because she'll make out with her daughter?
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>>117267235
Two simple words: "Tonight. You."
>>117267327
Today, actually. It's the birthday of a friend of hers who, practically, could use the attention.
>>117267432
Both sound so appealing...but I'll have to settle for the bath. Sounds more romantic.
>>117267481
Wish I never looked up that name, then try to get her to watch something else.
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>>117267007

>>117267235
Tell her how much I love her and that I'll never leave her no matter what happens or who she is.

>>117267327
I replayed her novel near the beginning of the year. I'm planning on doing it again soon but there are some moments that make me so mad it's unhealthy.

>>117267432
Bath but shower is a close second.

>>117267481
I'm not familiar with that movie but whatever it is I know she can handle it. She'd probably find it and the reasons people make/watch such movies interesting.
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>>117267481
Since I don't know what ''The Green Elephant is'' I go back to sleep.

I see no flaw in apathy when I am tired.
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>>117267761
that's me you silly
>>117267550
My waifu is more sexy then yours!
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>>117267856
You are Chen?
Honk Honk.
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>>117267550
My waifu isn't ''sexy'' but she's the cutest!
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>>117267842
I just read the description on wiki. Sounds pretty disgusting.

>>117267812
I think you might be lost.
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>>117267761
>Did you really just
Hmmm?
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>>117268031
loli porn
on /a/
you pedophile
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Your waifu catches you shitposting on 4chan on your favorite board and gets upset about how mean you treat your 4chan fellows, she tells you to apologize immediately and gives you a half-hour rant about how bad is to be mean on the internet, what do you do?
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>>117267432
Bath, of course!

>>117267235
Tell her how much I love her and all the things I want to do with her

>>117267481
She doesn't like creepy/scary movies, but I'd watch it with her to help her get through it

>>117267327
A few days ago

>>117267398
>like what
I'm not sure, but I need some practice in If I'm going somewhere with it. Practice makes perfect
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>>117268174
My waifu would shitpost harder than I do.
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>>117268174

I don't remember the last time I was mean to someone on 4chan though.
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How passionately would you kiss your waifu?

Would you grab her by the head as she's a bit distracted and place your lips on hers and bury your tongue inside her mouth?
Would you caress her face and neck with your hands as you so gluttonously steal her lips? Would you bite her lips while she tries to get your lips to press back on hers without success as you continue to passionately bite her lips?
Would you pass to her neck, then to her ears, then back to her lips again?

Would you leave her breathing heavily, blushing and practically sweating when you're done?
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>>117254855
>She's talented in the things she do
A little too good perhaps
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>>117268174
4chan doesn't exist in 1985.

>>117268228
What a bad waifu.
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>>117267432
Both have their merits! Probably a bath though.

>>117267481
I'd probably ask her to come to bed and snuggle so we don't get scared.

>>117268174
I'm not mean to people.

>>117268304
[x] All of the above.
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>>117266552
Agonía, demasiado laburo. En otras noticias, tengo muchos dólares.
>>117266470
Remove Kebab, for instance.
>>117266757
If anything, she'd tell me to quit my job so that we watch Princess Tutu or the PreCure, which I've had on my backlog forever.
>>117267007
Your waifu lacks an arm. 3rd best Bleach.
>>117267235
Tell her that her favorite anime is good
>>117267327
Too long. I've been really lazy with her.
>>117267432
Shower, showers are cute, showers are comfortable, showers use less water. Baths are for fat fucks. < This triggers people.
>>117267856
Honk Honk.
>>117268174
She's a shitposter incarnate, normalfag tier of shitposter, none of the things you've said make any sense in canon.
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>>117268174
I can totally see this happen, i would have a long argument with Misao about it, trying to explain that it's just the internet and once the thread goes 404 nobody gives a fuck.

>>117268304
OH BABY

All of it! I would do it all!

I freaking love kissing!
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>>117268304
Fuck yes, to all of that.
>>117268345
She just likes to have fun.
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>>117268304
Goddamn anon, my heart can't take that.
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>>117268304
All of those, yes.
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>>117268441
Except not all the drama stops when the thread ends
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>>117268304

Yes please, in that order. I want to... no, I need to do those things to her.

I wish to lovingly kiss her soft lips so badly.
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What does your waifu's lips tastes like? How often do you and her kiss? Do you prefer to kiss her passionately or be a litlte "rough" and grab her ass/tits while you kiss her and bites her lips playfully?
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>>117268304
A good kiss is like a good song or story, you have to start slow and smooth. Build a bit of a rhythm to it, and once you've got them hooked you start throwing curveballs as you start to lose your breath, and it climaxes in total chaos, lips and tongues thrashing about like a rampaging boar.

>>117268608
I like to imagine it tastes like grapes because of her colour scheme.

Who would control the finances in your house, you or your waifu? I'm good at money managing and it's right up my career's alley, so more than likely I would.
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>>117268437
I want Ran to honk my honk
>>117268608
fluffy goodness~
all the time~
with Passion!
and grab her tails
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>>117268174
It'd be more surprising if I find her shitposting on 4chan

>>117268304
Yes. Yes. Yes. All while falling and tossing/turning on the ground, caressing our bodies.

>>117268608
matcha~
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>>117268437
Ya veo, mucho trabajo, me alegro de que estes aqui al menos.

>>117268529
Well we are talking about shitposting here so most of it ends once the thread go 404, anything else is just pushing it.

>>117268608
They taste like meat, i kiss her every 10 min, I kiss her solfty, then i go passionate and put my hands on her hips and finally on her butt.

>>117268743
I would since she sucks at numbers.
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You see your waifu in a strange websites with runes, you ask her what she is doing, she tells you that she is learning Russian, then, one week later, she asks to put her clothes next to the wash machine, you notice that there is a lot of new feminine tracksuits for her size, what do you do?
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>>117268748
But if she honks your honk that means Chen won't be able to honk honk your honk.
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>>117268830
>implying my waifu isn't a slav that has plenty of tracksuits.
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>>117268830
Do the slav squat with her.
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>>117267162
I used to come back to the dorms after a long day of work, and feel fine after looking at my waifu's figure. Today I felt like just turning it around.
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>>117268905
Yes, she learns how to squat, also!
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>>117266470
Maybe try doing something special for her and yourself?
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>>117268743
I'm terrible with money but I have enough money to just get personal accountant to manage the money for me. My family already has a main family general accountant that just does all the taxes and finances for the household as well as most of the people on my mother's side.

He already manages my loans, my shares, stocks and whatever money I make and dispersing it to my different banks, etc so I don't really care about what is going on financially.

I'm not excessive with money so budget doesn't really matter to me and I don't really go buy anything expensive since I have everything I want while living well.

I have enough money to basically live comfortably and not worry about anything and my waifu is rich but since money isn't an issue for her, she rarely cares about it.

I don't really know.
Either me or neither of us?

I don't really know how to answer this.
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>>117268608
I wish I could tell you. I really do.

>>117268743
Probably me at first until she starts to understand economics. Then she'd probably take over since she becomes an expert at anything she learns.

>>117268830
I'm sure she's just expanding her knowledge of human culture. Proceed as normal.
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>>117268174
>implying she wouldn't be shitposting right along side me
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>>117268608
Natural? I don't know how to describe it. But I certainly know that feeling really well~

It always just starts our really gentle and soft, and as she starts to get more and more into it, we'd get a tiny bit more playful and maybe even a little rough. She actually likes it that way, even if she doesn't want to admit it - she's just too cute.

>>117268743
We both would do a great job at it, we're both pretty responsible. Although Yunocchi is much more so, I feel that she'd want to leave this task up to me.
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>>117268608
Like heaven! Every day at the very least.

Rough deep sloppy kisses!
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>>117269047
Shitposter waifus are the best waifus
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>>117268830
Tell her I can teach her myself
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>>117269090
They lack control in their lives.
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>>117268748
>>117268848
ebin, just ebin
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>>117269047
Can your waifu cook and make sweets?
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>>117267398
I did study like a bastard. I really, really, really hope I did well. I had to get a 90-100 though which is very unlikely.
/blog

>>117267432
A bath in the woods.

>>117267327
I don't really remember.

>>117268304
I can't believe the stuff I write on whims.

>>117268608
I like to think they taste like cherry.
I don't know the flavour of cherry.
I like passionate kisses like in the post above. But there's always a time for more playful, "rough" stuff.

>>117269056
lewd
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>>117269090
Indeed.

>>117269132
With a little guidance, yes.
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>>117266470

I honestly don't know. I don't believe she'll be real or anything, but something about her makes me want to smile and keep going. Sometimes I feel as if I didn't do good enough for her, but I'll get back up again anyways. I'm not exactly sure why.
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Do you share a hobby with your waifu?
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>>117269373
I wish I knew a waifu that played DoTA
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>browse /e/, /h/, even /d/, loot at all the hottist and kinkiest smut that the internet has placed at my fingertips
Half-chub.

>imagine making out with waifu
Diamonds, cum with the force of 1000 suns in under 15 minutes, feel great after.

Why are waifu faps the best, /a/? Have you made love to her today? She deserves it.
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>>117269408
>playing ASSFAGGOTS
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>>117269467
My waifu enjoys playing CSGO with me.
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>>117269467
What the hell is that even supposed to mean? I don't go to /v/.
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>>117268174
Point out all the people lusting over her body when they announced her V4 update.
>>117268304
Definitely number three.
>>117268608
Go Google it.
>>117268743
I can be counted on with money, but this is something we'd have to collaborate on.
>>117269132
But of course. At least she knows her way around chocolate.
>>117269373
Besides a fondness for jazz and Nintendo/Famicom games. I do wish we could indulge in more, though I suppose that would be enough.
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>>117268830
Squat in front of Misao while holding a bottle

Then we would do the slav dance.

>>117269373
Videogames

>>117269418
I do it everyday
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>>117269373
Drinking.

I've tried poetry but I suck at it. She's a lot better than me.
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>>117269651
I feel left out from the /ñ/ circlejerk.

you hurt me
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>>117269507
That's rather hard to believe with all the /v/shitter discussion going on in this thread. You faggots always find some way to shoehorn your gaymen here.
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>Your waifu's face when she sees your internet history from the past 12 months that you forgot to delete

You didn't used incognito mode smart-ass!
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>>117269672
Why would you want to associate with Mexicans?
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>>117269507
Aeon of Strife-styled fortress assault game going on two sides
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>>117269373
Cooking and maybe Physiology. She far outclasses me in both.
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>>117269418

I've never done it. But that's for personal reasons.
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>>117269651
Buenas Noches

>>117269672
It's not like is his fault

>>117259002
ALL SMILES

>>117258618
This is nice thread
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>>117257699
She's usually pretty happy. Got angry a few times, but never sad.

>>117259304
What if someones waifu is from flatland?

>>117262353
She implied being forgetful at one point, but only to make someone mad. Nuis never forget.

>>117266757
I do plenty of stuff that she probably wouldn't be interested in, as is usually the case with two different people.

>>117267432
Shower. You can't fuck someone up against the wall in a bath.

>>117267481
She'll be fine. This is a woman who can nonchalantly pull her own heart out of her chest.

>>117268174
Even if I was mean on the internet I just don't see that happening.

>>117268304
All of it and more.

>>117268608
All of Nui tastes like strawberries.
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>>117261632
See>>117262442

>>117261804
Yes.

>>117262353
nope

>>117262547
Normal? I don't know.

>>117262556
Rogue/Sniper

>>117262880
I'd like to see her in a suit.
or a wedding dress.

>>117263611
Nope

>>117263863
Why wouldn't I kiss her?

>>117264085
Not particularly.

>>117264303
Not in a million years.

>>117265266
I think I'm gonna start that nest drawing.

>>117265449
absolutely.
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>>117269781
>implying I don't regularly purge

>>117269418
>Why are waifu faps the best, /a/?

Because of the emotional connection you have with her. The psychological effect of your love for her makes it all very intense and satisfying.
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>>117269467
There's something about playing it that helps me forget about all my problems.
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>>117268304
All of the above, actually.
>>117268608
Lipgloss, so sweet. Presumably enough to a lot. And again, all of the above.
>>117268743
I am already an accountant, so me.
>>117269418
It's not fapping to just fap. There's a connection.
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>>117270015
Then blog about it in dota general, you assclown
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>>117269781
>pic related

>>117269418
>imagine making out with waifu
I would cum with the force one trillion super novas
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>>117270079
Sumika wouldn't be impressed with anything you did with her though.
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>>117270017
Future accountant here, nice.

>>117269929
>as is usually the case with two different people.
Pretty much exactly the reason I asked.

>>117269781
Anon pls, you're triggering my ultra-paranoia.

>>117269582
Just got back from the liquor store, what are you drinking tonight?
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>>117264303
>Effectively selling your soul in exchange for power
Only for the good of those she cares for, that said she really doesn't need to, she's already got enough power to repel evil.
>>117264574
Teasing and playing is fair and fun, but you've got to understand your limitations, one sided teasing is effectively bullying it has to go back and forth and too much neglect and teasing could lead to depression and resentment and nobody wants that.
>>117265449
Of course! I already have a picture in my wallet. A pendant with her image would be great too!
>>117265877
>Only the weak get bullied
I don't think thats how it works.
>>117266757
I'm indoors too much, playing games and watching anime, she's more of an outside person.
Then again, with her in my life I'd be outside with her a lot more.
I rarely ever go outside because there I don't have friends to hang out with.
>>117267007
Sure.
>>117267235
Lift her up.
>>117267327
I'm still reading the Manga weekly, over 6 months since I watched one of the movies, about a year since I last watched the anime.
>>117267432
Bath, for sure.
>>117267481
So I looked it up and it sounds fucking awful.
I'd be surprised that she's watching something like that when she has an obsession for cartoon rabbits.
I wouldn't want that movie playing while I'm in the same room anyway, nope.
>>117268174
I-I'm not mean.
>>117268304
I choose A, B, C and D.
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>>117266680

Now the only question is whether he'll try to get his revenge or needily want his kiss when I get back home. I'm a sucker for taking risks, you know?

>>117266470

I just try to bear it as best I can. I don't really have a coping mechanism aside from sleep, and I've never gotten to a point where I've felt feelings like that that have lasted more than half a day.

>>117266757

Anything artistic, such as art or cooking. I don't think he'd get very deeply into anime or manga either.

>>117267007

きやり~

>>117267235

Tons of ways! Holding him in positions where he looks like "The girl", playing with his ears and his earrings with my fingers and lips, encouraging him to stroke my face so that I can kiss his hand while I stroke the back, saying teasing things to him, casually shedding clothing in front of him - I could probably go on for quite a while. I could never get bored of my husbando being flustered!

>>117267327

I've been encouraging a friend to read JJBA, so last week. She finished Phantom Blood and coincidentally, she got done right before we'd planned to stream music together. This was the same night that she'd heard The Protomen's cover album of Queen for the first time.

>>117267432

Either or. If we were taking a shower then it would be more of a domestic thing where we casually do it together to conserve water. If we were taking a bath then it would be much more cute or romantic.
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>>117270123
>square root of 4056196
>actually caring about about what women want
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>>117267327
I uh... it's been a few months. Hearing her voice and seeing her animated like that just makes me wish to be with her so bad that it actually hurts. The manga is fine though, for some reason. I suppose I'll try again a bit later.

>>117269245
Just a healthy amount of it!


>>117269373
Not exactly, although I wouldn't mind if she'd help me learn to draw! Of course, I'd never reach her skills and talents, but maybe it'd allow us to have some nice, fun drawing sessions together.
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>>117270258
>about about
Fuck my shitty english
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>>117266470
Try drawing her. That usually helps.

>>117266757
Games are probably not her thing.

>>117267007
pic related, also>>117256043

>>117267235
Out of the blue kiss on the cheek.

>>117267327
Today.

>>117267432
porque no los dos?

>>117268304
3lewd5me
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>>117270354
I want to molest your waifu on the train
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What are the final words you will say to you're waifu when you are in the verge of dying?
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>>117270404
too soon
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>>117270436
I thought about that while on my deployment, and I decided that, "without you life wouldn't be worth living." was how I really felt.
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>>117270436
I don't want to be alone again
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>>117270436
I don't wanna die
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>>117270436
Rosebud... Yes. Rosebud Frozen Peas.
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>>117270436
Assuming it's after a long, full life, probably something to the effect of not to grieve, because I am happy to go and have been waiting a long time for the moment.
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>>117270436
This is all Decade's fault.
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>>117270436
"You gave my life purpose I wish we could had spent more time together but fate has other plans. Goodbye. I love you..."
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>>117270436
"Thank you"
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>>117270436

I still have the will to live. I'm not done yet.
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>>117267481

It doesn't sound very good as far as exploitation film goes. The way the wiki makes it sound, it doesn't "Flow" properly and ease the viewer into the shock. The progression of events leading up to total insanity has to feel natural as if they would in real life, or the viewer's immersion and sense of self-insertion is totally broken, right? The subject matter also doesn't seem too creative, but I'm not the one to speak about that. This seems like a very russian film and I'm probably missing a lot of cultural contexts here.

Anyway, I could give it a try. Enjoyable doesn't always equal good and he's already started watching. First thing's first is to turn a light on and put my head on his lap.

>>117268174

Slander. I only shitpost in the spirit of fun.

>>117268304

Passionate enough to power the entire city. I'd suck on his tongue until he begged me to stop.

>>117268608

These are a lot of kissing questions! I don't hate it.

My husbando's lips are surprisingly bland. There's some sort of foreign bitterness in there that's similar to tobacco, and yet couldn't possibly be. I couldn't care less about the taste when I'm kissing him anyway. We like to kiss whenever it's appropriate and whenever we feel; neither of us protest all that often, so I think that's a kind of freedom we'd have between each other. If I want to be cute or romantic or perverted or what have you, I'll simply do so. If I want it done to me, I'll suggest it. I want all kinds of kisses with my husbando with no limits to what's too mushy or passionate!

>>117268743

I'd probably take on the brunt of it. It's not that he's incompetent or anything, rather, I'm good with money in a way he'd approve of and more in-tune to human society.

>>117268830

Find a convenience store and do dumb stuff in the parking lot with him.

>>117269132

He can probably do enough cooking to survive, but he wouldn't know much about sweets. Thankfully, I can largely make him for his weakness in that department!
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Your waifu starts speaking like Big Smoke usually did, how do you react?
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Fucking temporary bans.

>>117270132
I have two bottles of Ketel One Vodka.
Only halfway with the first bottle.

Drank too much coke at supper so my stomach is feeling like shit mixing drinks. I usually just drink heavy on Saturday but I got bored.

>>117270258
>not caring what you're waifu wants
You simply can't provide the high demands of the market.

>>117270436
''I hope I made you happy''.
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>>117270436
Thank you for giving me the will to live.

>>117270901
Call her a busta

Good night.
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>>117270901
>more /v/ garbage
You idiots are so transparent.
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>>117271056
I'm bored.
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Has anyone else ever tried to force their way into their computer monitor in a desperate attempt to travel to the 2D world and finally be with her?

Or is that just me?
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>>117270901
I'm going to fap to your waifu
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>>117271056
It's just one shitposter leaking in
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>>117270901
GROVE STREET BABY, YEAAAAAAA

GTA SA is the best GTA
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>>117254855
She has a lovely smile, and I would love to hold her while she wears that smile.

>>117257699
Timid joy

>>117261804
Of course!

>>117262353
She is. She's working on it!

>>117264085
She is the best!

>>117266470
You just do. That's it.

>>117266757
Sports as well

>>117267327
Over the summer. I'm doing a long-term project to screencap all of her dialogue.

>>117271072
More times than I should. I realize it never works but I still try.
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>>117271072
Lucid dreaming helps it's gets weird once you start meeting her each time you go to sleep. you don't want to wake up

I'm thinking about taking some gear to lose weight and get /fit/
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>>117271136
A shame CJ is a shit.
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J-Just look at her.
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