What caused Ararararagi to become a homosexual?

>>116553408
Getting girls was just too easy, and he's a man who likes a challenge.

His girlfriend diddled his butt and now he thinks he's a woman

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To be fair, while that is a shitty car, if my cute as fuck loli vampire partner for life asked me to buy one of those, I'd probably buy it too.

>>116553677
It must be so great to have a Shinobu.

>>116553408
Are all amerifats this insecure about their penis length?

>>116553677
Why do some people think it was Shinobu who wanted it?

>>116553408
He is swiming in pussy so he doesn't give a fuck.

Is the Araragi's residence based on some real house?

>>116553789
because he literally says that you fukboi

>>116553677
>listening to some loli bitch

>>116553408
He is Fabulous

>>116553862
>preferring to listen to some loli bitch about about not buying the car she wanted for the next 300 years instead of just buying the damn thing.

>>116553855
He doesn't

She forced him to get it as she liked it and also in the LN it mentions she enjoys the wind messing with her hair when he is driving it. Shinobu is quite the smooth talker. Poor Araragi.

>>116553408
>not realizing it's actually magnet for women
No wonder you are faggot OP.

>>116553408
He obviously is a man of fine taste and played Beetle Adventure Racing. the best funracer ever, as a kid.

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>>116553862
>not completely devoting yourself to your perfect loli mistress

>>116553971 meant for >>116553789

>>116553408
>buy that car
>no
>buy that car and I will blow you when you drive
>ok
Only homosexual person here is OP

>>116553971
There's nothing like that in the book

>>116553408
Because Kaiki

Why does Shinobu have such shitty taste in cars?

>>116554127
Because she's the shittiest character.

As a car enthusiast, if some loli bitch told me to buy a car she likes, I'd tell her to go shove a donut up her ass and go fuck Crab instead
You're not gonna make me buy a slow, dreary econoshitbox when I could be driving something that puts a smile on my face when I drive it instead.

>>116554127
Shit characters naturally have shit taste

>>116553408
That jacket is fucking hideous come the fuck on Araragi.

>>116554363
What the fuck is this?

>>116553408
Nisio Isin likes cars. In Zaregoto the protag drives a Fiat 500.

>>116554373
Araragi is allowed to be chuuni.

>>116554298
>>116554334
Snakefags

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>>116554298
>>116554334
Opposite day?

>>116553408
Crab obviously.

He's Japanese. Japanese have weird taste in vehicles.

Almost every Japanese I have met has told me Nissan Cube is the best car design currently available. Straight faced.

>>116554402

That was a lesbian who had her VW vandalized by someone who spray painted "fag" all over it .. she drove it around for a year like that and got a lot of media attention .. VW gave her a brand new bug and she had it painted like that and started an organization called fagbug

>>116554409
>Nisio Isin likes cars
>Nisio Isin likes shitty cars
FTFY

>>116553408
He realized all the girls were shit.

>>116554564
he obsesses over someone callng a vespa a "scooter," so yeah he might be a metrosexual.

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>>116553408
Haha what a shit car

>>116553408
>>116554409
These shitty cars are the best for Japan rural towns since roads there are tiny as fuck.

>>116554658
I think you mean urban towns. In the monogatari suburb the roads seem pretty damn big.

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>>116553862
If I had a loli with a voice like hers I would listen to her all the time.

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Not enough moe aspects.

>2014
>being a pedophile

>>116554918
Still 2014? damn.

Ok, /a/ prove you can get a better car in the same range as araragi's 2005 New Beatle

Remember, he wanted an euro import

Never take car advice from your pet 1000 year old weaboo.

>>116554771
fun fact: her seiyuu did lightning in FFXIII

>>116555121
Alfa Romeo 159
Alfa Romeo Brera
Citroen DS3
Peugeot 106
etc.
etc.

>>116555149
That's unfortunate.

>>116555121
I'd get an M3.

>>116555149
Who in what? I'm not a nerd.

>>116553408
Araragi was always a faggot.

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>>116555212

>>116555212
>same range as a beetle
>M3
Cock.

>>116555342
It's a German import. Same thing if you ask me.

>>116555325
Literally who

>>116555212
>on /a/
>not a nerd

>>116554409
Hey fuck you, VW is shitty but fiat 500 is awesome. Especially if it is an Abarth.

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>>116555397

>>116555397
Meant for
>>116554564

>>116555397
The 500 is shit and the abarth is shit in comparison to the fiesta st

>>116555397
I didn't say I disliked the Fiat 500. Also, have you driven the new golf? VW did a great job with it.

>>116555342
You can find an e46 m3 for 10-15k

>>116555438
oh gotcha

>>116555187
>Alfa Romeo 159
>Alfa Romeo Brera
Never buy an alfa, especially if you're young.
Waste of money, shit service, expensive, "muh italian sport car" but it's fwd, etc.

Just buy a motorcycle rather than these shitty mini cars.

>>116554409
If it's good enough for Lupin III it's good enough for anybody.

>>116555121
I actually have a better European car from 2005: a BMW 316i.

>>116555596
Motorcycles are for fags

>>116555664
>shittiest of 3 series
lol what a faget

>>116555596
I like being alive thanks.

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>>116554773
You're disgusting anon.

>>116555579
This. Stay away from Italian cars unless you have money to throw out your window.

>>116555664
Arararararagi could get an older BMW (E36, maybe E46) diesel and it'd run well and be a bitching 5 series or even 7 series.

>>116555731
And even the shittiest 3-series is great.

I love my E46. I'd trade it in for a coupe though.

>>116555763
>E36, E46
>5 or 7 series

>>116555397
id rather get the 1975 fiat 500 instead of the new one. New one looks like ass.

>>116555738
>>116555703
>not a vamipre
>is a faggot
Pick two.

>>116555810
Enjoy not being able to climb somewhat steep hills.

>>116555802

Fuck. The rum is showing.
My sinserest apologies.

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best car

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This is a man's bug

>>116555918
It's an old piece of shit though.

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Glad I bought my monogatari car from the previous season

>>116555920
It's for men who like men. No one else would attach such a huge phallus at the back of their car.

Or he could have bought a standard teen-college car that's not a betul.
>VW
Golf
>Renault
Clio
Megane
>Ford
Focus
Fiesta
>Chevy
Astra
>Audi
A3
>BMW
1 series
>MB
That class... A? or B?

I don't know...
If he wanted a fashion car, then there's the vw scirocco, the fiat 500, and... dunno what else, and they are fine in gt versions, or fine diesels for city dailies.

Or buy a keycar, they have those in japan and are pretty cool.

Or an used dorifto car.

Or borrow mom's car and wait till she buys a new one.

>>116555997
>the fiat 500

No straight man would ever be caught driving a Fiat 500 Gucci edition

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>>116555918

>>116555997
The A3 has got to be the most boring car in the world.