If you have two imoutos, but you have sex with only one of them,

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Araragi, should I be worried for Karen?

yes, you should love your imouto equally

Why is Onii-chan so commonly used but Nii-chan is so rare? The latter has a much better ring to it, I think.

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>>116308739
Tsukihi is love. Tsukihi is life.

why do they have fried eggs on their hair

>>116308854
If I pull it off will they die?

>>116308885
It would be extremely painful

>>116308739
Onee-chans are better than imoutos anyway

>>116308903
See, you get it. Monogatari just has no Onee-chans so you have to settle for something else

>>116308925
it does have onee-sans

>>116308896
They're big girls.

>>116308942
I suppose if you consider Karen to be Tsukihi's older sister but we're talking about Onee-san by Araragi standards.
The only females older than Araragi are Yozuru, Gaen, Tooe, Mamaragi, Yotsugi, Both Mayoi (Who I suppose could count) and Kiss-shot

>>116309006
Are Senjougahara or Hanekawa older than Araragi by a couple months? Was it ever confirmed one way or the other?

>>116308993
For their manlet brother

>>116308802
>not nii-nii

>>116309033
Dunno but it would be irrelevant because they're in his age group.

>>116309057
Is Miya the only one who uses nii-nii? Because I honestly don't think anyone other than her can make it work without sounding stupid.

Yes. All imoutos need love.

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>>116309091
Here's another example for you.

>>116308739
If you have two imoutos, you have to have sex with Karen, obviously.

>>116309057
I'm not crazy about the nii-nii. I can do ______-nii, but two niis is too much. You don't need two niis.

It's not incest if it's with Tsukihi, right?
Only delicious, fake incest

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>>116309201
You can never have enough niis.

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>>116309248
yes

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>>116309201
>You don't need two niis.
i'm sure karen and tsukihi would manage.

>>116309248
But /a/non. Tsukihi is trying her hardest to be a real sister. Doesn't the effort the fake is putting in to be as real as the real thing give her more imouto value?

>>116308802
Nii-chan is really informal.

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>>116309248
>implying the fake can't be more real than the real thing.

>>116309248
The fake can be more real than the real thing.

>>116309382
>>116309387

Alright, how much do you owe Kaiki to go Kaikimind on this?

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>>116308739
why would I fuck my pure imouto when I have at least two lolis inside me, together with their rei clone friend

>>116309533
Because you're a sexual deviant who couldn't just stop at being a lolicon?

>>116308739
Tsukihi gets her turn with ararararagi in the bath during Yotsugi's arc.

>>116309533
You forgot one brah

self and just both of those
greatest fantasy
just comfy living
fugging on occasion
maybe if I kill myself my dreams will come true

>>116308854
Because they're really hotheaded.

>>116309793
Can't dream if you're dead

>>116309833
prove it m8

>>116309387
Go away Shirou

>>116309886
>Shirou
>Monogatari thread
>Shirou
>Shirou
>Shirou

>Not esteemed bullshiter Kaiki Deishuu.

>>116309973
>implying Kaiki speaks anything other than the absolute truth

>>116309973
Shirou is the crow man

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>>116310033
He's not Esteemed anti-Kaiki Yozuru Kagenui. She speaks the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help her Gaen

>>116310079
Shirou wishes his ideals would allow him to become Kaiki

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>>116308739
if he had a DNA test both would be his imouto you dumbass
Tsukihi is his flesh and blood

>>116310146
>yes
Why is there not more fanart of her?

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>>116310278
Because people can't handle the fact that Yozuru is actually pretty likable one the misunderstanding clears up and a severe lack of screen time.
All the exorcists are based as fuck

>>116309533
>when I have at least two lolis inside me
You meant that as futalolis DPing your ass?? ...Because that's hot.

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Would you fuck Ougi? The eyes are off-putting, but still

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>>116310447

>>116310447
Nope. I wouldn't be comfortable sticking my dick in either Ougi

>>116310423
/d/ please calm yourself.

>>116308802
Aniki is better than both.

>>116310447
>implying the eyes aren't a good thing