What's the point of this character if he can't sell merchandise by himself?
it' simple - you build harem around him.
There is no point. It's not like anyone would buy it. Even if it existed. Which it really doesn't. And how do you pin the price on something that's worthless, anyway? It's not like they can just charge for the shipping.
Just looking at it is pathetic. It should just be removed from the catalog.
>Being this mad
Did I ruin your OTP, Evageeks?
>being this new
>being so stupid you can't watch people and figure out how to greentext correctly
How's it feel to be so pathetic you have have to assume every person who insults you, rightfully I might add, is mad. And that's the only thing you can do try and counter the points presented to you.
You're subhuman tumblr garbage, and that's why I said it. Because it's true. Not because of any emotion.
>Being this mad
I can go all day, Evageeks.
You know if 4chan makes you this aggravated, you could always just stop posting and head back to where you belong.
>calls it 4chan
>not the respective board you're on
>still can't figure out how to greentext right
>tells other people they belong somewhere else
Thanks for the laugh, newshit tumblrfag. You are the cancer that's killing /a/.
Shinji is the main, best and only character of Eva worth mentioning.
That being said i wouldnt find any joy in having Shinji related merchandise unless it was the infamous chair, or mug.
Really? It seems like I'm the only one who is laughing here.
>Taking shipping seriously
>77 seconds apart
>still can't figure out how to greentext
That's because you're very far deluded in your tumblrfaggotry, and you actually think you have some kind of affect over people.
See, the problem here is not the ship, it's you. You, the tumblr tard, are obnoxious and need to leave.
Nah, just shitposting on this one until download is done.
My self esteem isn't connected to whether anons think I'm cool or not, sorry. What if I told you I'm staying regardless of your butthurt and idiotically consistent replies? Just give up.
Another one, huh? Heh.
>just over 1 minute apart again
Do I really have to spell this out for you?
If you weren't mad, you wouldn't have responded in the first place like you pathetic fuckers keep insisting on doing. I'm dying over here.
But the difference between you and me, is that I'm not technically shitposting. I'm contributing to the discussion of LAK.
People only self-insert to fulfill some fantasy. Shinji was a character who people could genuinely see themselves in. But industry and fans have long been distanced from that, especially when people can have self-insert characters they relate to on a much more shallow level while still having their dicks stroked.
Fujos don't self-insert like people do for Rei, Asuka, Misato etc. They're voyeurists.
>Muh epic 4chan traditions and culture!
It's too bad I simply couldn't give two shits then, right?
>posting pictures means I'm not shitposting
That's not how it works. You're contributing shitposting, nothing more.
And you are legit brain dead. By your own logic you're mad too for replying. If replying meant someone was mad then every person is mad.
The difference between you and me is I have logic and don't prove how new I am with every post.
It's actually about if you care or not. It's how you are retarded. You started by trying to say you belonged here >>115917236
And it is now, and has been, proven you don't. Pretend you have the high ground all you want. Everyone else is just laughing at you.
You guys sure are easy to instigate.
I should target the ones with low self-esteem more often!
>Fujos don't self-insert like people do for Rei, Asuka, Misato etc. They're voyeurists.
You'd be surprised. I'd say it's 50/50 on the self-inserting and voyeurism. They don't make him overly feminine in some doujins for nuthin'.
>unironic use of exclmation points
You're just out to prove you're from tumblr, huh?
But let's try this a different way.
Man, you are sure are easy to instigate. All I had to do was reply to make you post again.
See how stupid that looks?
You do, I trust, know that two of the admins there support LAK.
You know, it's pretty sad you think you actually are effecting people. No one actually cares about anything other than your shitposting and how annoying you are. Not the ship. You are the problem, still.
This is an anonymous board. You don't think about the person, you think about the posts. You don't even understand the most concept of this site.
This is absolutely hilarious.
I wonder if, years from now, when Anon-kun is all grown up and mature he'll look back on this day and realize his stupidity.
Once Shinji gets his baby, he'll sell much more than the girls. Nips will release who's the superior grill.
>You know, it's pretty sad you think you actually are effecting people.
But you'd realize that isn't actually true, or else no one would be replying to my posts.
The replies are still incoming because of insecurity and the desire to gain confidence in oneself, which poor Anon can't do in the real world.
You know, just because you keep saying it's funny and that you're laughing, or people are mad it doesn't mean it's true. It's a funny thing, your word is not law. It doesn't mean anything.
The only person here who's retarded is you. Because you can't figure out how to greentext, and you accidentally admitted you're new. Those are sings of actually being retarded.
I know this is jokey shit posting, but it's actually more likely than you think.
Anno didn't call 3.33 Q(uickening) for nothing after all.
This fucking guy. Look how cute he is. Fuck, I would buttfuck him so hard, no homo.
>and you accidentally admitted you're new.
I love how after all this time, you think muh ebin 4chan traditions and Mom! Anon is bullying me! actually has precedence in my mind.
I regret nothing, unlike you.
You're not even reading the replies to you, are you. If you did you'd understand that the only thing you're doing is proving how cancerous you are. You're not contributing, you're not helping anything. You also ignored the most of that post. Mostly about it has nothing to do with people.
So fucking new it hurts.
Would you a boy who wants to be a girl?
It's cute how you're trying to play this off. It doesn't matter what you think. You objectively proved you're stupid. It doesn't matter if you care that you made yourself look dumb. It's what you actually did.
Don't care about board culture all you want. It doesn't make what you did any less stupid.
Well, it's your name so of course I should capitalize Anon. It's not like you actually have a notable identity outside of the internet, after all! But don't worry, I'm sure your fellow oldfags will circlejerk with you enough to forget all about your painful reality of rejection and abandonment.
>he thinks what he thinks matters
When you you tumblrites learn that your opinion and what you think means nothing. If you can't prove something wrong based on the merit of the post alone you do not belong here.
No one cars about how you feel or what you think. It's all about what you can prove.
Spelling and Reading Comprehension 101.
Not sure what a tumblrite is, but I can make a few assumptions myself on where on earth you picked up such a phrase.
Protip: It's not here.
Keep feeding him anons.
It's kind of pathetic how dumb you are. You should really feel bad.
This is how it works. You prove you're smart by being able to pick up on a social ques. When you can't pick up on social ques, especially simple ones, it proves you're dumb. So it doesn't matter if you care about it or not. It matters that you're proving how dumb you are.
Why are you so mad, LAK-fag? God damn, so mad, you just keep replying no matter what. And actually yeah, tumblrite is a fairly common term. Learn to use the archives, newfag.
Pity replies still don't count.
>if I keep replying maybe I'll make him change his mind
Keep going guys, this is great.
Did my post hit a bit close to home? My bad.
Still having a blast here, mind you.
>still thinks if he says something it makes it true
Come on, retard. Did you give up trying to prove anything when you realized you're too stupid to say anything other than 'ur mad" without making yourself look stupid? Both >>115919657 and >>115918502 you tried to make actual arguments, and both times you fucked up and made yourself look stupid.
I kinda want to buy an Asuka figure, but I really don't want to give Khara the message that I'm willing to financially support what they're doing with Eva. If only 3D printers were good enough to pirate figures
Kaworu is the most popular Eva male
Asuka is (now) the most popular Eva female
Do the math.
There is no real draw, except for female Nips who want an gender-relatable self-insert.
Around here, it's just to induce poor bait and shitposting. No one on /a/ is an actual KaworuAsuka shipper.
Nah, It just stopped being funny. Although I must thank you, I haven't laughed that hard in about a day.
Shinji is actually very popular with women in Japan. Sort of like the reverse for Rei, who's significantly more popular with men.
Namely because they see him as puppy-dog/son/fujobait cute, not "I want him to fuck me" cute.
Also because he's Kaworu's love interest.
>gets baited hard
>consequently gets laughed
>"n-nice damage control!!"
Because they're faggots.
Although I can't say pre-2008 /a/ was much better either.
a reply is a reply, what are you even talking about 'pity replies'? that's just you trying to convince yourself that you weren't getting baited.
I'm not even the LAKfag either.
Neither of you are the LAKfag, you fags.
I love the shit I've started, this is great.
>62 seconds apart
It's also funny how you typed with no caps on the first letter of your post and in this post you did. Typing habits changed that fast, did you just forgot.
You're a fucking idiot. This is why people hate your kind. Not because of any shipping. But because you're so stupid can't contribute anything useful to the board. No, your shitposting isn't useful.
When are you going to try and stumble your way through a reply to the posts about how it doesn't matter if you care about ebin 4chan culture? I'd like to laugh at your replies when you make them.
Contrary to popular believe, not all female otakus are fujoshis. Also, women tend to hate Shinji even more than men do so they only tolerate him as a self-insert for fucking Kaworu. Therefore, they can't get behind LAS, LRS and similars like male anons, they want a fuckable male character. Inb4 HUUURRR SHINJI BEST GIRL XD, that's 4 or 5 male anons against thousands of fans around the world.
Don't sweat it, anon.
To be fair, Eva was a guy thing at the beginning, an otaku wankfest made by an otaku and produced by the self-declared otaku studio (Gainax). It's just that females cared a little more about the plot back in the 90s and they could related with the female characters. Also, Eva became a huge otaku phenomenon so it trascends the demographics. Modern otaku animes go for the omnipandering route for making huge numbers but Eva was just for male otakus, now Khara is overcompesating with Kaworu and the female fanbase can't get enough of him.
>What is episode 24
Anno was always pandering to the females. And himself. They both want the same thing from Eva.
A single episode from a 26 episodes show?
That wasn't pandering, 3.0 is real pandering
the seat you on the roller coaster isn't the part that get's you to ride it anon.
So he can play Ultraman pretend better
Kaworu will always be a Ryo Asuka's poor man. I love Eva and I fucking love episode 24 but I've never seen a more overrated character than Kaworu