What's the point of this character if he can't sell

Anno pls go.

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>>115910653
it' simple - you build harem around him.

>>115911016
Nips hate Shinji so much now that they don't want to use him for fucking the girls anymore

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>>115910653
It's quite simple, OP.

>>115910653
There is no point. It's not like anyone would buy it. Even if it existed. Which it really doesn't. And how do you pin the price on something that's worthless, anyway? It's not like they can just charge for the shipping.
Just looking at it is pathetic. It should just be removed from the catalog.

>>115910653
He sells with the albino

>>115910653
He was once the relatable self-insert for otaku, but his novelty has faded off with Japanese fans over the years.

Now he's becoming a cute trap and a self-insert for fujos.

>>115911016
But the harem is slowly becoming Asuka's

>>115914755
Literally what? Mari never wanted Shinji, and no one else even fan wank stretching it wants Asuka.

>>115915389
Rei Q wants the kraut

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>>115915389
Then how do you explain this?!

>>115915531
No she doesn't. She wants the D like Rei before her.
>>115915554
Low tier tumblr shipping faggoty.
>?!
Especially that. Stay on tumblr.

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>>115915673
>Being this mad
Did I ruin your OTP, Evageeks?

>>115916137
>being this new
>being so stupid you can't watch people and figure out how to greentext correctly
How's it feel to be so pathetic you have have to assume every person who insults you, rightfully I might add, is mad. And that's the only thing you can do try and counter the points presented to you.

You're subhuman tumblr garbage, and that's why I said it. Because it's true. Not because of any emotion.

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>>115916287
>Being this mad
I can go all day, Evageeks.

Rei alone carried the sales figures

>>115916819
Really, that's the best you can do?
It's funny. You asked how something was explained. And you got butthurt at the answer because it made you realize how tumblr like you are.

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>>115916919
You know if 4chan makes you this aggravated, you could always just stop posting and head back to where you belong.

>>115917236
>calls it 4chan
>not the respective board you're on
>still can't figure out how to greentext right
>tells other people they belong somewhere else
Thanks for the laugh, newshit tumblrfag. You are the cancer that's killing /a/.

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Shinji is the main, best and only character of Eva worth mentioning.
That being said i wouldnt find any joy in having Shinji related merchandise unless it was the infamous chair, or mug.

>>115917236
>>115917381
This is pure shitposting.

>>115917429
Stop replying to bait

>>115917574
Pity replies are not taking the bait. Plus he legitimately thinks he belongs here.

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>>115917429
>>115917718
Really? It seems like I'm the only one who is laughing here.

>>115915554
>>115916137
LAK and LRS should go back to tumblr, you're not welcome here.

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>>115917864
>Evageeks logic
>Taking shipping seriously
My sides.

>>115917844
>>115917905
>>115917938
>77 seconds apart
>not samefagging
>still can't figure out how to greentext
That's because you're very far deluded in your tumblrfaggotry, and you actually think you have some kind of affect over people.
See, the problem here is not the ship, it's you. You, the tumblr tard, are obnoxious and need to leave.

>>115917905
Enjoy your ban.

>>115918084
Stop being a nigger, report and ignore you newshit.

>>115917938
>if anyone calls me out for being stupid they're mad and serious

>>115918127
See >>115917718

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>>115918084
Nah, just shitposting on this one until download is done.

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>>115918084
>>115918183
My self esteem isn't connected to whether anons think I'm cool or not, sorry. What if I told you I'm staying regardless of your butthurt and idiotically consistent replies? Just give up.
>>115918183
Another one, huh? Heh.

>>115918339
Do you realize that the only thing you can do call people mad? That's literally the only thing you can do. And it's not even true.

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>>115918242
>>115918339
>just over 1 minute apart again

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>>115918392
Do I really have to spell this out for you?
If you weren't mad, you wouldn't have responded in the first place like you pathetic fuckers keep insisting on doing. I'm dying over here.
But the difference between you and me, is that I'm not technically shitposting. I'm contributing to the discussion of LAK.

>>115918339
I like how you just indirectly admitted you're a newfag. You sure are retarded.

>>115914655
People only self-insert to fulfill some fantasy. Shinji was a character who people could genuinely see themselves in. But industry and fans have long been distanced from that, especially when people can have self-insert characters they relate to on a much more shallow level while still having their dicks stroked.

Fujos don't self-insert like people do for Rei, Asuka, Misato etc. They're voyeurists.

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>>115918533
>Muh epic 4chan traditions and culture!
It's too bad I simply couldn't give two shits then, right?

>>115918502
>posting pictures means I'm not shitposting
That's not how it works. You're contributing shitposting, nothing more.
And you are legit brain dead. By your own logic you're mad too for replying. If replying meant someone was mad then every person is mad.

The difference between you and me is I have logic and don't prove how new I am with every post.

>>115918643
It's actually about if you care or not. It's how you are retarded. You started by trying to say you belonged here >>115917236
And it is now, and has been, proven you don't. Pretend you have the high ground all you want. Everyone else is just laughing at you.

>>115918643
Nice argument there faggot.

>>115918675
>Anon still doesn't get it
Even though I graciously took time out of my day to give you an informing lesson. It's a shame, really.

>>115918822
Look at how mad you are. You replied. Damn, you're so angry you must be red in the face.

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>>115918768
>>115918774
You guys sure are easy to instigate.
I should target the ones with low self-esteem more often!

>>115918891
Ok, now stop posting.

>>115918593
>Fujos don't self-insert like people do for Rei, Asuka, Misato etc. They're voyeurists.

You'd be surprised. I'd say it's 50/50 on the self-inserting and voyeurism. They don't make him overly feminine in some doujins for nuthin'.

>>115918891
>unironic use of exclmation points
You're just out to prove you're from tumblr, huh?
But let's try this a different way.
Man, you are sure are easy to instigate. All I had to do was reply to make you post again.
See how stupid that looks?

>>115917512
Misato comes pretty close, at least she did in the TV series. But I agree that Shinji is the best by far, he's the glue that makes Eva what it is.

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>>115916819
You do, I trust, know that two of the admins there support LAK.

>>115919005
>They don't make him overly feminine in some doujins for nuthin'.
And how would you know what he's like in Fujo doujins?

>>115918891
You know, it's pretty sad you think you actually are effecting people. No one actually cares about anything other than your shitposting and how annoying you are. Not the ship. You are the problem, still.

This is an anonymous board. You don't think about the person, you think about the posts. You don't even understand the most concept of this site.

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>>115918987
>>115919017
This is absolutely hilarious.
I wonder if, years from now, when Anon-kun is all grown up and mature he'll look back on this day and realize his stupidity.

>>115911016
anno's arms look tiny

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Once Shinji gets his baby, he'll sell much more than the girls. Nips will release who's the superior grill.

>>115916287
Wow, you really showed him!

>>115919327
>he thinks he mature
kek

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>>115919261
>You know, it's pretty sad you think you actually are effecting people.
But you'd realize that isn't actually true, or else no one would be replying to my posts.
The replies are still incoming because of insecurity and the desire to gain confidence in oneself, which poor Anon can't do in the real world.

>>115919188
Why do you think, anon?

>>115919408
this meme isn't funny

>>115919327
You know, just because you keep saying it's funny and that you're laughing, or people are mad it doesn't mean it's true. It's a funny thing, your word is not law. It doesn't mean anything.

The only person here who's retarded is you. Because you can't figure out how to greentext, and you accidentally admitted you're new. Those are sings of actually being retarded.

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>>115919460

>>115919459
Moron, by the same logic you're affected in the same way.

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>>115919408
I know this is jokey shit posting, but it's actually more likely than you think.

Anno didn't call 3.33 Q(uickening) for nothing after all.

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>>115919542
This fucking guy. Look how cute he is. Fuck, I would buttfuck him so hard, no homo.

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>>115919513
>and you accidentally admitted you're new.
I love how after all this time, you think muh ebin 4chan traditions and Mom! Anon is bullying me! actually has precedence in my mind.
I regret nothing, unlike you.

>>115919459
You're not even reading the replies to you, are you. If you did you'd understand that the only thing you're doing is proving how cancerous you are. You're not contributing, you're not helping anything. You also ignored the most of that post. Mostly about it has nothing to do with people.
>Anon
>capital a
So fucking new it hurts.

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>>115919632
Would you a boy who wants to be a girl?

>>115919657
It's cute how you're trying to play this off. It doesn't matter what you think. You objectively proved you're stupid. It doesn't matter if you care that you made yourself look dumb. It's what you actually did.

Don't care about board culture all you want. It doesn't make what you did any less stupid.

Anno dropped the ball so hard by not making a physical 28 year old whose mentally 14. It would be hard to get.

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>>115919669
Well, it's your name so of course I should capitalize Anon. It's not like you actually have a notable identity outside of the internet, after all! But don't worry, I'm sure your fellow oldfags will circlejerk with you enough to forget all about your painful reality of rejection and abandonment.

>>115919828
*making Shinji

>>115919657
>he thinks what he thinks matters
When you you tumblrites learn that your opinion and what you think means nothing. If you can't prove something wrong based on the merit of the post alone you do not belong here.

No one cars about how you feel or what you think. It's all about what you can prove.

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>>115919899
Spelling and Reading Comprehension 101.
Not sure what a tumblrite is, but I can make a few assumptions myself on where on earth you picked up such a phrase. Protip: It's not here.

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>>115919748
>>115919899
>STILL replying

Keep feeding him anons.

>>115919854
It's kind of pathetic how dumb you are. You should really feel bad.
This is how it works. You prove you're smart by being able to pick up on a social ques. When you can't pick up on social ques, especially simple ones, it proves you're dumb. So it doesn't matter if you care about it or not. It matters that you're proving how dumb you are.

>>115920008
>if I ignore everything about the posts I can't pretend to disprove I make myself seem smart

>>115920008
Why are you so mad, LAK-fag? God damn, so mad, you just keep replying no matter what. And actually yeah, tumblrite is a fairly common term. Learn to use the archives, newfag.
>>115920012
Pity replies still don't count.

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>>115920023
>>115920102
>if I keep replying maybe I'll make him change his mind

Keep going guys, this is great.

>>115920194
>incoming reply in slightly over a minute

Remember when NGE wasn't about selling merchandise?

>>115920437
Me neither

>>115919743
If it's Shinji, absolutely.

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>>115920102
>>115920176
Did my post hit a bit close to home? My bad.
Still having a blast here, mind you.

>>115920611
Stop being so mad, holy god. You're going to blow a blood vessel.

>>115920611
>still thinks if he says something it makes it true
Come on, retard. Did you give up trying to prove anything when you realized you're too stupid to say anything other than 'ur mad" without making yourself look stupid? Both >>115919657 and >>115918502 you tried to make actual arguments, and both times you fucked up and made yourself look stupid.

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>>115920769
unf unf

I kinda want to buy an Asuka figure, but I really don't want to give Khara the message that I'm willing to financially support what they're doing with Eva. If only 3D printers were good enough to pirate figures

>>115921070
Confirmed for being so stupid you can't even talk.

So what's the appeal of LAK, anyways? Is it having Shinji's two main love interests double-NTR him with each other?

>>115921070
See >>115920670

>>115920437
So never?

>>115921279
The appeal is being from tumblr, and having the mentality of a shitposter.

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>>115921279
Kaworu is the most popular Eva male
Asuka is (now) the most popular Eva female
Do the math.

>>115910653
I bet women with bad taste in men but a lot of Shinji merch

>>115921279
There is no real draw, except for female Nips who want an gender-relatable self-insert.

Around here, it's just to induce poor bait and shitposting. No one on /a/ is an actual KaworuAsuka shipper.

>>115921388
He has now given up entirely. Well, it's good to see you realized you are nothing but a shitposter and idiot, and have given up trying to defend yourself altogether.

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>>115921485
Nah, It just stopped being funny. Although I must thank you, I haven't laughed that hard in about a day.

>>115921423
Shinji is actually very popular with women in Japan. Sort of like the reverse for Rei, who's significantly more popular with men.

Namely because they see him as puppy-dog/son/fujobait cute, not "I want him to fuck me" cute.
Also because he's Kaworu's love interest.

>>115921675
>this damage control
Nice try, though.

>>115921690
No women in Japan want Shinji to fuck them, they want Kaworu to fuck them and use Shinji as a 'meh, good enough' replacement.

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>>115921736
>gets baited hard
>consequently gets laughed
>"n-nice damage control!!"

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Why are you faggots replying to bait?

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>>115921933
Because they're faggots.
Although I can't say pre-2008 /a/ was much better either.

>>115922016
>>115921834
>he's still trying to pretend to be an oldfag even though he proved he's new

>>115921834
>thinks pity replies don't con't
>if I say something it makes it true
Why does this seem so familiar.

who cares shinji x misato is the best ship

>>115922199
>>115922331

a reply is a reply, what are you even talking about 'pity replies'? that's just you trying to convince yourself that you weren't getting baited.


I'm not even the LAKfag either.

>>115922608
Sure you'er not.
If you're not, you just as stupid as he is it makes no difference.

>>115922608
Pfft, you might as well have just admitted you were the LAK fag.
>a reply is a reply
Again, retard. By the same logic all your replies were "taking bait" too.

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>>115922608
>>115922645
Neither of you are the LAKfag, you fags.
I love the shit I've started, this is great.

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>>115922645
>>115922726
Keep going dudes.

>>115922821
See >>115918445

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>All this paranoia

What the fuck is even going on in this thread anymore.

>>115922772
>>115922821
>62 seconds apart
It's also funny how you typed with no caps on the first letter of your post and in this post you did. Typing habits changed that fast, did you just forgot.
You're a fucking idiot. This is why people hate your kind. Not because of any shipping. But because you're so stupid can't contribute anything useful to the board. No, your shitposting isn't useful.

>>115923038
You're retarded.

>>115922977
When are you going to try and stumble your way through a reply to the posts about how it doesn't matter if you care about ebin 4chan culture? I'd like to laugh at your replies when you make them.

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LOL


this is gold

>>115923034
Faggots being faggots

>>115923114
Why do you think this proves anything?

>>115923114
>not typing with caps again
>tries to use lol to look different
Man, you just keep anything straight in your head, can you.

>>115921279
Contrary to popular believe, not all female otakus are fujoshis. Also, women tend to hate Shinji even more than men do so they only tolerate him as a self-insert for fucking Kaworu. Therefore, they can't get behind LAS, LRS and similars like male anons, they want a fuckable male character. Inb4 HUUURRR SHINJI BEST GIRL XD, that's 4 or 5 male anons against thousands of fans around the world.

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I love this thread.

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>>115923295
Me too
>>115923114
Don't sweat it, anon.

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To be fair, Eva was a guy thing at the beginning, an otaku wankfest made by an otaku and produced by the self-declared otaku studio (Gainax). It's just that females cared a little more about the plot back in the 90s and they could related with the female characters. Also, Eva became a huge otaku phenomenon so it trascends the demographics. Modern otaku animes go for the omnipandering route for making huge numbers but Eva was just for male otakus, now Khara is overcompesating with Kaworu and the female fanbase can't get enough of him.

>>115923295
>replying_to_yourself.jpg

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>>115923754
>What is episode 24
Anno was always pandering to the females. And himself. They both want the same thing from Eva.

>>115923853
See >>115921485

Everyone who posts in this thread from now on is officially a retarded faggot.

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>>115923853
A single episode from a 26 episodes show?
That wasn't pandering, 3.0 is real pandering

3.0 + 1.0 release when?

>>115910653
>the only point of a character is fanservice

>>115924805
Kaworu would've been in more than one episode if it weren't for the networks and the censors.

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>>115926116
Welcome to modern anime

>>115911016
Why are his arms so TINY holy shit

>>115921388
So shippers are shallow and don't give a shit about the plot? Sounds accurate

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>>115910653
the seat you on the roller coaster isn't the part that get's you to ride it anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_my3088VArY

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>>115928275
So he can play Ultraman pretend better

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>>115929247
>that video
>mysides

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Kaworu will always be a Ryo Asuka's poor man. I love Eva and I fucking love episode 24 but I've never seen a more overrated character than Kaworu

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Shinji is Kaworu's Ken