Things a shounen protagonist would never say
Things you would say to your waifu, but not a hooker.
"They're animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!"
Wait, doesn't he technically count as shounen protagonist?
I think I am going to spend the rest of the night masturbating
My parents are so great. I'm glad they are raising me so well.
Get in the fucking robot
your ass is mine
I tried watching the new show. It fucking sucks.
>The host doesn't make any dirty jokes
>Colin is now the second-baldest member of the show
>Singing games that require audience participation is now done with celebrity guests
>Twitter hashtags for every fucking game
>Has done le ebic zombie invasion meme at least once
>Very few hoedowns (I dropped the show before I even saw any, but I heard from a friend that they've done a few)
You know Naruto. I thought that your long speech about friendship and good will would just be bullshit, but now I understand. I finally believe you Naruto. I finally believe it