Which of these faggots would you trust to bust your ghosts?
All three of these people would be willing and probably interested to leave you at significant risk in the process of doing the job.
None of them are safe options. It's like playing a game of russian roulette where, before actually testing fate, you pick between three different revolvers as well.
Why would I want that?
You got something against ghosts?
None of them. Only pic related.
Yozuru, she'd kill ghosts for free because she's nuts.
Oshino if I want to fuck the ghost afterwards.
Stay the fuck away from Kaiki. He'd take all my money and I'd end up in Siberia or some shit.
Not even true.
Kaiki's revolver requires you pay to try it.
Yozuru's will leave you beat up no matter what.
Meme's will risk your life on the chance you're smart enough to learn a lesson from why you're playing.
Unless you are Kanbaru or can somehow convince him it will benefit Kanbaru, you should never hire Kaiki.
Yozuru would either do it for free, or not do it all, depending on how much of a fight she could get out of the ghost.
As long as you have plenty of money, Oshino would probably be a the best choice.
To actually bust the ghost? Kagenui, since her version of solving problems is killing the apparition.
To solve my problems? Oshino.
To stop an apparition that is unbeatable and that Oshino can't stop? Kaiki.
Kagenui because I want everything dead.
>As long as you have plenty of money, Oshino would probably be a the best choice.
And yet Oshino never actually took the money. It seems he only demanded payment to make Crab trust him, as she probably distrusts anyone who do anything for free. He just left town after the work is done.
Pretty sure he got money for Senjougahara during the Monkey Arc since Senjou catches up to Araragi and hands him the money in an envelope. I would guess Kanbaru who is loaded would also have paid him for the help on her arm.
Kaiki or Kagenui
because I want to fuck them both.
nee-sanobviously. Free doll and dead (as in overkill) ghost are great bonus.
>Pretty sure he got money for Senjougahara during the Monkey Arc since Senjou catches up to Araragi and hands him the money in an envelope. I would guess Kanbaru who is loaded would also have paid him for the help on her arm.
Nope, Crab tried to give money to Oshino via Araragi but Oshino had left town by then. And that exact same amount of money was what she ended up offering Kaiki.
All these deluded Kaikifags who don't realize Kaiki is incapable of solving the problem at the root and only delays actual healing.
Also, I like how Kaikifags make up bullshit about Kagenui.
As expected of fanfic writers.
He's pretty capable of solving at the root.
Medusa and his job with Hitagi prove that.
He's just not going to do it to you but scam you out of all your money instead.
Unless you're Kanbaru.
Nope, Hitagi's problem was never solved which is why she she had her crab problem in highschool.
Nadeko never got a chance to confront her Snake like how Hanekawa confronted her Tiger and because of that, Nadeko has to sever her relationship with Araragi and Araragi can't meet her ever again or else the Snake is gonna come back again. Kaiki even tells Araragi this because Nadeko isn't truly cured and he knows it.
Kagenui because Meme and Kaiki are shady fuckers.
Pretty much this.
Between the three main exorcists you have three ways of dealing with Oddities.
Yozuru physically removes them. Fuck your character development
Oshino basically tries to get you to better yourself and accept why the oddity is around so that both you and the oddity can leave peacefully
Kaiki just basically makes you think the oddity is a non-issue and gets you to basically ignore its existence
I prefer Gaen though
Yup, but your mental problems aren't solved and they could come back if your problems get worse. Hence why Araragi was recommended to stay away from Nadeko.
Yeah the oddity might be gone, but her mental issues are still around. He's not Oshino
She would solve anything in the blink of an eye
"Ignore them and they will go away" or "lrn2hidethreads" or "go create your own chan"
Dox them, kill them in real life
Outpost them by spamming the board with good threads, posts, and contents
Oshino is all talk, Kaiki is con artist and Kagenui literally solves problems with her own hands.
For fucks sake, the guy is a ghost buster not a shrink
She doesn't solve the mental issue but killing an oddity is a sure fire way to ensure that particular oddity won't be hanging around no more.
Whether oddities are a species so that you could have multiple Rainy Devils, Lost Cows etc is up for debate but I know Kiss-shot would be unique so I doubt Araragi would attract another Kiss-shot if Yozuru managed to waste her.
In short: She doesn't solve the mental issues but she goes remove the oddity so that you are no longer inflicted and won't be inflicted with that particular oddity again
Kaiki's method is half assed because he only provides a temporary cure.
Only Yozuru and Oshino can provide permanent cures.
Nadeko's mental problems related to Araragi were never solved by Kaiki.
She can still catch another oddity or have the snake come back.
If she was cured then she could still hang out with Araragi but she is not cured.
He's actually a con-artist pretending to be a ghostabusta pretending to be a con-artist pretending to be a ghostabusta who says he doesn't believe in oddities but can obviously fucking see them
I'd go for Kaiki on this one. If nothing else I can trust him to fix shit given enough dosh. Oshino would just say "I can't bust your ghosts, you must bust them yourself" or some other messiah shit. Seriously, why the fuck do you think I called you? And then there's Yozuru who is liable to bust the ghosts and everything else in my house, so pass on that. Kaiki is the only option.
"I can't bust your ghost for you but I can lend you my help". There's a specific nuance in that. He's basically saying. "Yeah I could Judoflip your crab like a motherfucker but I think if I just take you through the ceremony you can come to your own conclusion"
Nadeko got two specific oddities. Jagirinawa and Kuchinawa, you can be inflicted with more than one oddity. (even if you are a retard and self-inflicted the second one)
Shi- my bad
Yozuru is the only one who tells you Goodbye when she is leaving town and the only one who follows up on you even if you never asked her to go check up on you from time to time.
You will see, in later books, how helpful Yozuru is toward Araragi and that she even lends Touhou to Araragi and Araragi never begged for her to help him.
Yozuru just helps Araragi and she does it for free
That's up for debate. She's got a 99% kill rate, please don't underestimate that.
If you're an oddity Yozuru is fighting, you're fucked. However the OP's question pretty much states the ghost isn't you so you'll be alright
Fuck Kaiki and the other random slut.
Well, Yozoru was born and bred to be an exorcist so what's wrong with offering her services for free since she doesn't care about money?
And besides you call her crazy? Yet you are the one currently suffering from an oddity in the first place which means you are actually the crazy one.
How is that for a mind opener?
Like that other anon said.
If I was suffering form an oddity I would be crazy to go to her for help.
Id only do it if I know of an oddity and don't care about the people it's attached to.
Hey man, the first is always free. You have to give people the benefit of the doubt if you want your harem. Otherwise yeah, I'd sorta just be like. "Yozuru, there's an immortal God at the shrine. You should totally deal to that"
Would you be anon?
Would you really?
Unlimited Rulebook is pretty hax. It was fast enough to temporarily escape from Kurayami.
Nadeko was strong because she was located in her shrine, the main source of her snake powers, and getting her away from the shrine would be too difficult.
I can see Touhou unlimited rulebook Nadeko away from the shrine which would help nerf her god abilities, making her easier to deal with by Yozuru.
Only one right answer
Kaiki because I could actually email him.
And text him dick pics.
I'm going to have to see Meme and Yozuru in the shower before I make a decision.
You don't know shit about ghost if you think like that. Japanese ghost are tame compare to my country.
Let's say you need to hunt a powerful vampire
>Drematurgie motivated by professionalism
>Episode motivated by revenge
>Guillotine Cutter motivated by faith
Which of these would you trust to have your back?