Which one do you like better, /a/?
MILFs or Christmas cakes?
All mature women are equal to my dick. It doesn't matter if they are MILF, Christmas Cake, housewife, or young widow.
Either is fine as long as I don't feel like I'm throwing sausages down a tunnel while doing it.
Thats never in any of the definitions I see. I always see it that because they're 25+ that they're past their prime, so no one wants them. Still entirely possible to have kids.
Also single mothers are a thing.
The definition wasn't set in stone. The consensus was that Christmas cakes are over 25, currently single, never married and isn't a total slut.
If you can find someone who fits the bill but have children then sure.
The whole point is that they are single and over 25. They are expired goods. They don't have to be virgins, but if they have children they are milfs. If they are married they are just sluts.
The whole Christmas Cake analogy wouldn't work if they were already married though. Christmas Cake implies they are past due and that nobody wants one, so a woman being married and past 25 kinda means she was already "bought" so to speak. There is someone out there that choose her. Now there are circumstances that can lead to a Christmas Cake being a MILF such as rape, adoption, or maybe their husband leaving them, but generally they are separated to easily refer to women who are older with children and women who are older and not married.
>The whole Christmas Cake analogy wouldn't work if they were already married though. Christmas Cake implies they are past due and that nobody wants one, so a woman being married and past 25 kinda means she was already "bought" so to speak. There is someone out there that choose her. Now there are circumstances that can lead to a Christmas Cake being a MILF such as rape, adoption, or maybe their husband leaving them, but generally they are separated to easily refer to women who are older with children and women who are older and not married.
generally xmas cake means they were NEVER married. hence the "christmas cake" moniker (it's a cake that wasn't bought by the 25th). while it is conceivable that xmas cake might also be a milf, she will be a single mother who never married (which is part of the definition for xmas cake)
great xmas cake. would fuck. hope 8man ends up with sensei end.
Boastin from the thumbneil might b the wrong image./
Christmas Cake are women over 25 who are single and were never married. Being a virgin is not a requirement, but they are generally inexperienced. It's not just that they don't have anyone at age 25+, but that they were never really chosen by anyone in all that time. They are a cake meant to celebrate Christmas, and the idea is that nobody wants to buy the cake after the 25th of December. It's a cake that went unpurchased, as opposed to somebody's leftovers.
Single mothers are not cakes because at some point they were chosen and sired offspring. Even if they are past 25 and single, the fact remains that they were purchased. Even if somebody only took a single bite, they can never go back to being cakes once they become mothers. They are milfs now. Whether they are single or married, whether they are experienced or not.
>ven if they are past 25 and single, the fact remains that they were purchased. Even if somebody only took a single bite, they can never go back to being cakes once they become mothers. They are milfs now. Whether they are single or married, whether they are experienced or not.
thanks /a/non. this place has gone to shit if someone has to spell this out.
Christmas Cakes, without argument. Christmas Cakes are poor, beautiful untouched creatures who are denied love for no good reason and accept a life of loneliness and playfully teasing young men. It's not possible to explain why they're so perfect, you just have to fucking see how each one of them act. You'll know.
MILF is just depressing just like >>113688630 said, especially for dead husbands. Call me a faggot all you want, widows should be absolutely off limits. Someone married who's true lover has died should never love again. It's just cruel to their memory and poetic when they choose this instead on their own. It shows undying devotion and commitment.
Also they have to be able to hold their liquor.
Christmas cake thread?! my waifu is christmas cake!
>Implying attraction is only dependent on sexual appeal.
Time to get off fakku.net anon.
It's all the same bitch with the same copy-pasted personality and tits anyways.
I've always had a strong aversion with leftovers. Seeing perfectly fine food go to waste that could've gone to someone that needed it more has nagged at me for so long. The same goes for Christmas Cakes. Perfectly fine women that people don't want because they aren't as fresh, and so they're left over.
that was a good read thank you for that
>ageless MILF that has xmas cake daughter
Son, your owner called. She says she's going to fuck you in the ass if you miss the curfew.
Komoe is best Christmas Cake.
Best doesn't exactly mean perfect.
Christmas Cakes. They want to be MILFs and you can help them to make their dream true.
> a post war thing
The US had Vietnam and Middle East, plus other numerous conflicts since WWII, Japan was peaceful ever since.
So how would you like to see a milf dominating an innocent christmas cake?
Both are glorious.
Being older than cake has one advantage: You can have a christmas cake imouto.
Too bad that there aren't many doujins catering to that scenario
I started watching k-on last night and this one is a winner. holy shit.
Cute, sweet, young,
megane,, and even has a history of being a gross heavy metal girl. (my all-time greatest fetish) .
How can one cake be so perfect?
Because I can. Have a MILF in a box.
I can't agree more, anon. I had to screencap your post.
The implication of being Christmas cake was that the woman was a lonely mojo with no partner past the age of 25. The idea was that they were unused past the 25th and thus past their sell by date.
Japan took about 13 times more casualties in WWII than the US did. Even if you exclude civilians and only count military deaths, i.e. men likely to leave behind windows, Japan lost more in WWII than the US did in that war and every war since. Banzai charges into machine gun nests tend to tank your KD ratio, go figure.
That was seventy years ago, people born during and immediately after the war are now surely old enough to be grandparents, some of them great-grandparents, and this for sure doesn't concern H manga artists, whose age range covers categories primarily from twenties to forties, i.e. people who in the US wouldn't be old enough to personally remember Vietnam. If you look at all the big names, you'll see they're mostly twenty-thirty somethings, with some forty and fifty years old titans. There is no fucking way it's tied to post-war culture. You yanks should stop associating everything Japanese with WWII, as most Japanese barely remember there was such a thing, much less who fought whom and why do Americans are still assblasted from Pearl Harbor, even though one would think Hiroshima and Nagasaki more than evened out the score.
Guess I'm gonna miss the curfew then.
It's obviously the work of the animator who did Something Market and Kyoukai no Kanata. Just go to
MAL, check that animator's works, then check character lists for those that look like in the gif.
This isn't quite giving the sauce, but is doubtlessly spoonfeeding. Learn to not rely on others.
Have you never noticed trends in anime pretty much never die? It's easily plausible that a trend started years ago by mangaka who were children during the postwar era would still be around today.
Nigga, the only people who died in the Vietnam war was the Vietnamese (South and Northern) and blacks who were too poor to afford to go to college. And the US casualties in the Middle East are fucking minimal compared to earlier wars.
> It's easily plausible
It's not, the only thing going for it is that you really wish it were true.
> I'm Canadian
Same exact shit when it comes to the matter. Trust me, the Japanese don't give a fuck about WWII one way or another.
This is a great example of a bad milf. If you only like milfs for massive tits you're doing it wrong.
Found it. Holy shit that might be one of the best doujins I've ever read. That is the loving a cake deserves.
>Americans are still assblasted from Pearl Harbor
>You will never have financial gain and the time of your life in one night