YES! The time has come to talk about our Onee-sans
why are you posting when you could be raping him?
i dont need to question my sexuality. I love breast of all sizes, but quality is the most important thing. Those tits are gross and if u think otherwise u are definitely a quantity over quality kind of guy.
Hey now. Lets not judge people for having boob preferences. Sure, the mammaries in OP's pic are a bit big for my tastes, but I ain't judging.
Where's Imouto at? I want to bully her again this week.
Are nee-sans losing their appeal?
>And I look exactly like that character too.
Sister threads are being actively reported and erased these last months.
Like the MILF, christmas cake and tits/ass threads, fetish threads are being purged actively.
Is just the new direction the staff team wants for the board and I don't blame em, these threads are fun but have no purpose on this board at all.
Like a wiseman once said. These threads are ok once in a while but at this point it's just turning into a shitposting circlejerking general.
Not posting one of the best around.
Can't we just post to have a little fun. It either comes down to talking about generalised preferences in characters, or uninformed opinions on airing shows, or rehashes of previous threads on the same s0d33p shows, or just general uninformed discussion of the medium itself by people with powerlevels to low to know how uninformed they are. So can't we just be excellent to each other, party on, and once in a while learn something and make some OC?
Platonic sibling relationships are the best.
No, that is nonsense. Siblings are made to hurt each other, and love each other more deeply than anyone else can. Without sex, the relationship is stagnate and undefined.
Why do you even come to these threads?
Because some people actually like the platonic relationships between siblings.
I will bet my soul on my beliefs. Come at me.
What if you considered the following scenario?
You and your nee-san are happily married to your respective spouses, but the platonic bond between you two is stronger than any other because of how much you two care for each other.
Doesn't this sound nice?
O-Oh hello, how are you?
>Doesn't this sound nice?
Not as nice as screwing her brains out on a bathroom floor. But hey, that's just me.
>O-Oh hello, how are you?
Not bad, got some time off work so now I can catch up on M3.
And more importantly, mess with young nee-sans.
Oh, young Imouto, you're practically a loli by comparison! I'm afraid you're a whole
three monthsbehind me, young lady.
Not the person you quoted, but:
You're not even cake. I'm a few months short of having level 1 fireball, imouto.
Same here. The comedic timing is perfect and the characters are all great. It just needs a nee-san type to seal the deal.
What if Mikorin was your imouto?
I think Mikorin would be an excellent imouto, but imagine him as a nee-san.
He'd try to be a cool nee-san by saying cool yet cheesy lines, and then spend the next few moments having an internal struggle over what happened.
I think a nee-san that's an eternal love hunter would be hard to deal with.
Ah, I see.
>Looking through catalog
>See this thread
>Remember I won't see my onee-san for several months
feels bad man
I know that feel, my sister went to another region to stay with her boyfriend for 2 weeks. And after summer ends she will stay in another house, very far away from where I live to study.
Worry not, otoutos. Your symbolic nee-san is here to make you feel better.
I can't hug you and do fun stuff with you, because you're someone on a little Chinese schoolgirl cartoon image board though
>You will never be a busty onee-san's otouto
I started seeing my onee-san sexually, got a crush on her, and now I feel like I failed as a brother
*opens door and walks in while carrying a tiny baby briefcase*
-moe walking squeaky sound effect-
*opens briefcase. inside the briefcase there's little stuffed animals*
*on the top side there's an assortment of vials with milks of varying flavors. she takes a strawberry milk vial and drinks it*
*pulls out book from under all the plushies and carefully closes the briefcase*
*walks up to Onee-san and struggles a bit to climb up on her knees, then sits on her lap and starts reading her book*
What an awful, yet adorable post.
This so much, about 2 years ago I had a crush on my sister too, fortunately it passed.
At that time I used to masturbate in the bathroom with her used socks
Spoiler because 2lewd.
couldnt we just, have both
this is why you have two onee-chans
>OP's image will never be part of a set
I was so hopeful.
just because someone looks older or younger doesn't mean they are
Are you my evil doppelganger?
Couldn't you at least find a backwards ? to make the smiley a bit less weird...
*grabs nas-eenO's boobs*
*removes the bra*
*the cups are filled with deceit and lies*
I can see it now.
>not!nee-chan kidnaps nee-chan
>not!nee-chan forces nee-chan to endure a series of dickings-conditioning, experiencing pain when not getting fucked
>nee-chan gets addicted to cawk like a pavlovian
>not!nee-chan kidnaps nee-chan's otoutos and ties them up, stripped
>unleashes nee-chan on them
>otoutos in shock as their pure nee-chan devours their shota-cawks
>just according to keikaku
Don't listen to my evil doppelganger.
Just let the feelings pass, Otouto. It's just a crush, and people get over them with time.
if your otouto was left a cripple and couldn't masturbate and sexual tension was tormenting him, since you wouldn't do anything to him, would you at least hire him a hooker, or would you live him in !not-nee-chan's hands?
>no busty ara ara~ onee sama to tease me with her big chest
why even live
You've been active in a lot of lewd threads lately onee-chan, anything you wanna talk about?
she wants bishounen cock in her mouth obviously
luckily for her I have the perfect bishounen dick for her attached to me right now
It's okay nee-chan. It's only natural...
Ok, I guess we're both locked and loaded.
Let's go rape Onee-san.
I don't think you can rape the willing.
But that's why I don't like having a crush on my sister, because as her brother it is my duty to protect her, but in this case I'm the one I have to protect her from
lets do this
I'll take the back you take the front
by the time we're done with her she won't be able to go 10 minutes without cock
Raping isn't the kind of love we want here, Otoutos.
You wouldn't disappoint me, would you?
There's no need to protect her from true love, Otouto.
It'll be a pleasure.
Would a imouto let her armpit hair grow to please her brother's hairy armpit fetish? No I don't think so
We still haven't figured out what exactly makes onee-sans so wonderful
Are you sure that's what onee-sans are about? I thought they were about throwing shoes and hot beverages at you and the rest of the time just ignoring you because they're older than you and would rather spend time with their friends than with you.
Hey fuck you kid, my sisters are better than your sisters. they're just not anime characters. they're real life peoples who poop and eat like you and me.
And that's it, that's basically my sister. Except that she doesn't throw things at me.
She says that I don't eat healthy (even if I'm far from being fat), that I don't have any friends and should meet someone. She says that I should go out sometime because I spend too much time at home. Overall she's pretty annoying. Except when we play Wild Arms together. (It's a game from 1996 that came out for Playstation One, and we used to play it together when we were kids. She bought it on the Playstation store for the PS3. But yeah, she's annoying ;_;
Spoiler because shitty blog that no one cares about.
If you're playing Wild ARMs with your sister, she can't be all bad.
I also started on ACF this last week. I forgot how horrendously awful the encounter rate is in these games. My biggest complaint about them since they're otherwise great.
Yeah, there's like a battle every 6 seconds. She plays videogames and is an ace at Tekken. She goes at tournaments with her boyfriend sometimes. I just think that she can be very annoying, that's all.
>every fucking day
You could at least look at the archive first before outing yourself as a dumbass.
>tfw asking my nee-chan to not flush the toilet so I can see her poop
I was just left to grow up alone. It wasn't my fault, they didn't want to play with me. Oneechan was too busy listening to bon jovi and guns n roses and talking with her friends about boys and oneechan 2 and 3 were with each other but not with me. I didn't do anything wrong.
I was curious to what girl's poop looked like at the time.
I bet my onee-san is better than all of yours put together
>Why aren't you already cuddling your nee-san?
I guess I hadn't really thought of it too much until now, but I will say that we hug very frequently and we always embrace for a fairly long time. Now that I think about it, I could probably cuddle with her all the time if I wanted too. I might even be able to convince her to let me use her lap as a pillow
Well, pretty much no. I mean, I kiss my mum on the lips all the time, no big deal.
I'm not embarrassed to walk arm in arm with her either like some fags either.
>Kissing as kids
I used to bathe with my imouto. My two nee-sans are ~7 years older than me so I never really had a great relationship with them (and throughout my childhood they were bullies who accelerated my accession to internet as the only way of escape)
Yeah. You have no ideal how comforting it is to lay your head in your sisters lap. it's like
>All your fears and sadness melt away, and a sense of love just kind of overflows into you.
I'm really sorry to hear that.
Me, my sister did everything together.
But having a imouto Isn't a bad experience either right?
Well, besides some issues I had with my nee-sans as I grew older (my eldest threatened to stab me after I got into a shouting argument with her over the way she treated me and imouto) its mellowed out now.
Especially since my estranged brother and his landwhale pregnant girlfriend moved in. They're rude, arrogant, ungrateful fucks who're literally eating us out of house and home and contribute nothing. Seriously worried about not being able to support myself when I leave for university, and I can confirm earlier worries about not being able to be supported by family. But, I'll find a way
The imouto is great though, and despite occasional spats, she's one of my greatest friends. Big hugs are frequent~
Dude, i wish you had a better relationship with your nee-san. Mine always took care of me, raised me/protected me etc since i had pretty shit-tier parents myself. I'm happy you have your imouto then.
Is paizuri from an oneesan better then from a non-blood related girl?
Eh. The nee-sans have their own thing going on, and we're back to serviceable relationships.
Also, I tried telling him, his response was just "I'm not going to start until the baby's 4 months old".
I.e. He's scrounging off welfare benefits from the baby for as long as possible Oh, and the rest of the family is already pretty much at the tipping point to tell them both to leave, though the baby's about due because of the way they treat the rest of the family and our wallets. Surprise surprise, my imouto's money has been stolen on a couple occasions already and they're the only ones with any reason to steal (debt out the fucking ass)
>nee-sans have their own thing going on
that doen't mean that they don't want to hear that you love the
my imouto's money has been stolen on a couple of occasions
It doesn't matter that they're family, that's unacceptable
Yeah, I'm pretty much ready to burst. They're useless scum who can't even bare giving the simplest thanks for any of the shit we've done for them.
Sorry for family blogshit, /a/.
>2012 + 2
>Not violating your nee-san's every hole
>not making her cum repeatedly from her little brothers D
>Not making her mind go blank from the sheer pleasure
Do you even love your nee-san pleb
Alright, hold on a second.
Are you as alpha and selfish as how you're depicting yourself in your post, or are you just some sweet and innocent otouto that's driven by lust, who would be a wonderful otouto to his nee-san and wouldn't force her into uncomfortable situations like that if she didn't wish for it?
You don't have to be like this just for the sake of appearance, otouto. ;_;
I knew you were just a sweet and innocent person.
I'll forgive you for all the lewd things you say, otouto.
I have an imouto that dislikes me.
Hearing that makes me feel sad for some reason.
It's not over yet, right? Show her that you love her!
Pls do not bully the onee-san
Don't worry. There will be a time where the both of you come face to face to truly understand each other. When that time comes, don't be afraid to take it. You got this.
Experiences comes from having both an older brother and younger brother, as well as a buttload of female cousins
Will it work better if I shout MUDAMUDA or WRRYYYY?
I think that might not happen at all because obaa-san left me an extra million dollars more than her in her will and she's bitter about that.
Oh. Well shit. If you have 2 million, she has 1 million right? Speaking of rich little sisters...
Crash the wedding while singing
Let It Goand say you wanna spend more time with her.
There's gotta be some way you can make up.
At some point she said that she stopped playing piano because I was better than her, even though I started a year earlier so it was only natural, and based on how she brags about the fact that she went to an ivy-league university while I didn't, I think she hates it when I outperform her at something.
Also few years ago when we were both at my parents place for Christmas I kind of listened to her who is now her fiance do the you know what in their room with my ears pressed against the door, and I think they somehow knew I was listening because her fiance was really awkward around me the day after.
I didn't take the hints and I kept trying to make her do things with me like watching TV or going outside. I think I screwed up really bad.
>Better a piano
>Little sis went to some ivy-league
Nee-san, is your life an anime?
Also, what were you trying to accomplish by listening in? I'm actually stumped.
Looks like she has a bad case of jealousy or wanting to be a perfect, reliable little sis that her older sister would want to be proud of.
I don't know. I was just curious about how my imouto sounded when she performs the amorous congress with her significant other.
It's just a lot of heavy breathing, apparently.
Wow. I... don't know what to say to that. I only have an older brother, and I was always the cute little brother until I walked in on him and his girlfriend when I was younger a while back. Things happened, and we hate each other to this day. Just thinking about him pisses me off. Sorry for the blog, but it makes me feel better to type it. I would just give her some distance and let things simmer, but be careful about taking advice from someone who single-handedly ruined several relationships.
That's why having an aniki and otouto is super great. We play vidya and watch anime together, always look at each others' back, and get into fights over the most stupid things. It's hilarious.
Also, my older bro and I read doujins and play H-games together. We love teasing our younger brother that he's not old enough for "big kid" level stuff.
Fair enough. I always sorted wonder how my female cousins would sound in the act, but then thinking about it always lead me with a sick stomach. Did she ever did anything to you that you thought was sort of weird and awkward?
Nah, I've got a great relation with all of them, lots of similarities, we all love anime and stuff. But for several reasons I can't even fathom lewd imagery with them, because they've got some quirks that would make any kind of romantic relationship with them impossible.
Tell us more.
Hmm. Quick, has she ever found you out browsing 4chan? Maybe that's why she might scorn you?
Ahh. I thought you meant that you had bad relations with them. Non-lewd imagery is completely okay. What's more important is that if you trust and care about each other. Like a bromance.
Yeah. People are amazed to see how close we are, usually siblings fight for a lot of things but we never had any serious problem.
Nothing much. Oldest is already married, second imouto is on route (both brother-in-law being nice guys). The others are single and as pure as I am if you know what I mean. Not happening though because despite being cute (and I mean it), they're extremelly religious and I couldn't stand most of their behaviour.
Actually I've made out with one imouto when I was younger and this shit left me traumatized because I forced my way to her. It was like 20 years ago but I still feel like shit because of it.
You're traumatized by something that you forced on your own?
It's called "guilt".
I feel terrible for that. Actually, I wouldn't call it "forced" - we were like, 8 and 6 years old, but I was responsible for it. I don't even know if she remembers it. It's in the past anyway, so can't be helped.
You can't let stuff like that eat away at you. I did, and it got me nowhere. And making-out may be bad, but it is certainly not as bad as some of the things people have recommended in this thread.
>Onee-san threads are now blog threads complete with a faggot pretending to be an onee-san
Oh good, guess I didn't want discuss anime or manga onee-sans or anything. I blame "hug your imouto" threads.
>There's not much to discuss nowadays
Then clearly the thread's rotting corpse should be shocked to life with blogging and role-playing, because letting it die would be an unforgivable tragedy. And with all the incest-related material and femdom material pouring out at any given time I don't see how there's not much to discuss.
there would be a lot more to talk about if it was an imouto thread instead of an onee-san thread
there are only so many worth talking about
Yuu is a pretty common name
Hey Yuu get over here!
I don't think I understand the concept of relatives anymore.
I never got to meet my onee-san. she looks like me.
Did you even try googling it?
I want a perfect onee chan like steel king,
you don't even need to be on sadpanda for it, very easy google image search
Well I can start off by saying that it really ruined my sexuality and gave me an incest fetish. But it's strange in that I never want to do things with her. It all started as a game of truth or dare and she dared me to watch what she was gonna put on. Before I knew it, she was playing a porno and later asked me to recall what it was I saw. It was my first time seeing a blowjob. The truth or dare games would continue in my life form there, intensifying until the point where I was basically forced to eat her out.
Shit's gross yo
I'm sorry to hear that, anon.
>Onee-san is also a rich ojou-sama