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How many ero manga authors have actually had sex?

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How many ero manga authors have actually had sex?
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16
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>>110823213
People can have sex? I thought it was a fictional thing.
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>>110823213
I'd like to think most of the women authors have, but they're probably mostly virgins.
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Its not hard to get sex. You just need to talk to people. Its especially easy if you're active on social media, like most of Japan is.

The ones who don't are literally shutting themselves out. Like most people here on /a/.
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>>110823427
This.
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>>110823213
The loaded ones.
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prostitution exists.
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>>110823427
It is for you
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Shiwasu no Okina - I would not exclude the possibility.
Inomaru - Nah.
John K Peta - Wild card. He's either experienced enough to be funny about it or the biggest virgin ever.
Juan Gotoh - Definitely no.
Kisaragi Gunma - Yes
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How many /a/ residents have even been kissed?
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>>110824179
We're not all losers
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I wouldn't put it past Mizusomething Kei

He or possibly she draws far too many sluts
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>>110824186
Speak for yourself, unvirgin
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>>110824186
Look who's talking.
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>>110824227
I didn't say I wasn't a loser, but there are probably normal people who go here
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Nitta Jun must be a huge slut
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>>110823213
Those are some great lips. Anyone got the source? Google gives me nothing.
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Who cares? If I wanted realistic porn I would just watch 3D. I want huge puffy vulva and dicks going 11 inches into a girl. Reality is just boring.
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>>110824298
Yeah, I'm actually capable of both posting on /a/ and talking to open in the real world. I know, it's hard to believe.
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>>110823213
This ero manga author made his manga straight from sexperience, according to this report.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22239389
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>>110823429

One of them would be Cuvie. She already had a son after all.

And the fact that she's still drawing MomxSon stuff is just downright creepy.
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>>110824327

Looks like Shiwasu no Okina. Don't know which one though.
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>>110823990
>Inomaru - Nah.
It's funny you say that since his NTR works are break the usual trend of "Girl falling in love with dick." Instead, girl bides her time to delete evidence and get revenge.
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>>110823990
How can you tell?
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>>110824495
Oh? Then I guessed right. I already got all his/her stuff on my computer so I guess I better get to fapping.
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>>110824360
This isn't about the anatomical realism of the drawings, you could learn that stuff by watching real porn. Rather, it's about that certain something, y'know, how the works of some authors just exude sexual frustration. That is what we're looking for here.
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>>110824327
One of the Peace-Hame chapters.
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>>110824576
I dont want any sort of realism.
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>>110824434
No, what you described sounds like a great mother to me
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>>110824655
Then fap to Picasso.
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>>110824371
Then chances are you're primarily shitposting. You can't have both m8
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Arakawa Hiromu definitely has
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>>110824371

no need to come on the internet and lie.
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>>110824179
I-I have. But is no like I wanted it or anything.
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>>110824434
What mother wouldn't want a son like that.
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>>110824371
More like talking to your open ass.
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Is sex really like this, anon-senpai? http://youtu.be/7lIKCBCLo4U
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>>110824371
Fuck off normie
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>>110824371
sure
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>>110824720
Has she drawn porn?
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Kisaragi Gunma probably fuck a lot prostitutes and also a big fan of JAV.

He always has this ridiculous scenario that you always see on AVs.
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>>110824937
every manga artist has drawn porn at some point
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>elf rape artists have had sex with real elves
So jealous.
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>>110824938
>>110823990
what makes you assholes think Gunma has had more sex than other ero manga authors? I mean sure he draws women more realistically than most but his sex/scenarios are pretty standard ridiculous.
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>at least one of the h-manga authors played in real porn movie
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>>110825023

Why so hostile? What's your point?
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>>110825075
I was speaking flippantly, not intended as hostile. Sorry
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>>110824965
Any specific works from Hiromu Arakawa? Maybe a porno pseudonym?
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>>110825070
Some months ago somebody posted a girl that did that
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I guess 99% of them had sex, just like normal people.
Getting sex in japan is not that hard.
What I'd be more curious about is how many loli artists legit molested children.
I'm pretty sure nishi iori, for example, flies to cambodia or thailand to fuck children.
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>>110825070
Probably one of those audition tapes where a bunch of losers line up to bone some big time AV actress (most of them fail the masturbation test)
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>>110825155
Sure, of course they're all rich to the point of being able to travel overseas.
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>>110824360
But 3d porn is nothing like real sex
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>>110825155
Brown little girls are the best?
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>>110825198
>Sure, of course they're all rich to the point of being able to travel overseas.
>travel overseas
Flying to thailand is dirt cheap and while technically all travel from japan to another country is "overseas " it doesnt somehow magically make thailand be super far away from japan, it's a few hours via plane and the flight is like 200 bux.
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>>110825198

>implying Cambodia and Thailand are expensive

baka american-kun.
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>>110825198
How much does a successful ero manga atist actually make?
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>>110824179
What about same sex kissing?
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>>110825187

Do those losers have to pay the Yakuza to be part of that?

I remember reading a manga (not hentai) where there's a scenario like it.
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>>110823982
kek
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>>110825228
>Brown little girls are the best?
When I was a in a tokyo sex shop a few years ago I saw a child-sex guide to cambodia being sold.
No child porn, but legit tips for how to find child hookers in south east asian shitholes and weird photos of child prostitutes smiling and giving V signs with their fingers.
That was when I noticed japan is very far removed from western sensibilities.
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>>110825323

did you buy it?
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>>110825272

Some Anon once claimed that the real money is in the doujinshi. A popular artist can make a big income from selling at comiket twice a year.
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>>110823982
pfft
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Buying sex in Japan is pretty much legal as long as there's no penetration involved. Their prostitution laws are as nonsensical as their obscenity laws, which permit anything as long as the genitals are ever so slightly obscured.
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>>110825360
>did you buy it?
Of course not.
I was only there to look at their tenga lineup.
The same shop also sold used schoolgirl panties downstairs, the room reeked of vinegar.
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>>110825405

what are you? a woman?
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>>110825399
>Buying sex in Japan is pretty much legal as long as there's no penetration involved. Their prostitution laws are as nonsensical as their obscenity laws, which permit anything as long as the genitals are ever so slightly obscured.
Buying sex is legal in my country too.
Did it and it felt nothing like real sex but rather like masturbating with a real human fleshlight.
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>>110825405
You should've bought it. You know, to laugh at it.
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>>110825429
>what are you? a woman?
I'm just not into kids.
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>>110825323
I would've bought it, in case I become a pedophile. I just love to have fallbacks, like that.
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Not an ero manga author, but the works from Hideo Yamamoto always have some very good researched content about prostitution, yazuka, voyeurism and transexualism. It doesn't feel like he just took a book about the subject and draw about it "for kicks", but seems to know from first-hand what he's talking about.

Wasn't there some crazy interview where Shintaro Kago tells about his fucked up sexual experiences as a kid-teen?
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>>110825399

So assholes I guess are not really considered genitals, right? I've seen some softcore shit that they've already shown everything besides the pussy.
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I have sex thrice a day with my right hand.
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>>110825432

When I tried it I couldn't keep it up. I think because my dick is too used to hands. I received a hand job from the lady instead.
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Sometimes they know what they are doing
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>>110825514
More than me.
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>>110825460

but you looked in it, no?

You are one of those guys, reads material with no intention of buying.
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>>110825534

it's a trap.
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>>110823213
source on op?

My fetish are really well drawn lips
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>>110825323
>>110825405
>>110825460


confirmed for closest pedofile. like the rest of us
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>>110823213
Only Rustle.
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>>110825323
The Japanese legal system has traditionally been less about justice and more about maintaining harmony and social cohesion, as a result they have a rather permissive attitude towards the underworld. The important thing is that whatever goes on down there, stays down there.
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>>110824179
3
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>>110825514
You'd enjoy your sessions a lot more if you spaced them out a little.
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Considering how many of them seem to think hitting the cervix is pleasurable, I doubt many have had sex. Either that, or they don't have a big enough penis to know what a woman's reaction is actually like when a cervix is hit.
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>>110825967
what is their reaction like
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>>110823427

People with short memories that don't realize they wasted money to get sex.

Transport to slut town
Club entry fee
Alcohol
Taxi
>$200+

>$200
30mins-1hr

>Girlfriend
lifetime investment
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>>110825967
It's also possible that even if the writer knows it's bullshit, they write it anyways because they know their readers like it.
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>>110826026

whore* is $200
clean licensed brothel
model quality
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>>110826019
Probably a pained scream followed by requests to pull it out
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>>110826019
In hentai, orgasm heaven
In reality, bloody painful

>>110826029
I suppose there is pride/ego thing for men, knowing their dick is so large it hit the cervix.
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>>110826062
For most girls they'd probably already be pain long before you actually hit the cervix.
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>>110825432

This i felt it was masturbating with human too, it didn't compare to the first time i got laid where i face fucked some girl til she gagged. Then she gave me throat aids.
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>>110826047
That's if you live in a country where prostitution is legal.
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>>110826155

then i was masturbating in the shower remembering how good her pussy felt.

Never got that experience with a whore.
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>>110826026
>not just going to massage parlors and getting full service
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>>110823427
It is anon. It's just a giant conspiracy to trick you.
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>>110823427
This, sex is an elaborate ruse.
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>>110826029
Missinformation at its best.

Not that schools will start giving sexual education through ero manga, though.We just had a psychiatrist reading out loud our (annonymous) sex related questions from a bag and answering them as best as she could.

>tfw I couldn't think of anything relevant to ask
>tfw I wasted my question with some smartass query about sdsm, two years in a row
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>>110826407
>Not that schools will start giving sexual education through ero manga
That could be an ero-manga plot in itself.


An entire school of teenagers who think ero-manga are real and try the things they read in them themselves, with hilarious outcomes.
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>>110826641
>sequel never
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>>110826407

better then the teacher asking the boys the girls questions and vise versa.

>why do boys scratch themselves?
>well sometimes it gets hot and the sweat sticks it to your leg
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>>110826712
that sounds fun as hell
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>>110826712
So why do boys scratch themselves?
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>>110826026
I'll have you know that the only money I have ever spent on sex is the gas required to drive to the girl.

Then again I've only had sex twice, different girl each time. Both pursued my aspie ass, I just kind of accepted. I literally did nothing other than exist.

I pretty sure that's how people like us get laid. On accident.
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>>110826738

not in primary school, was actually quite traumatizing. The class laughed and then someone spat out "NO, hahahaha it just gets itchy" and then they all laughed at the poor boy Was me

Highschool was more fun. Got to see a yet-to-be convicted pedofile put a condom on a banana.
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>>110826712
so what, do girls not scratch themselves?
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>>110826924
No, they rub.
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>>110824434
Are there any pics of her? She a MILF?
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>>110826712
If you were a boss in school, you could've started the Sex-ed club.
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>>110826641
Theres already a doujin about a guy that does that.

It was actually pretty funny.
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Da Hootch must get pussy, since he's half white.
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>>110825023
>getting assblasted over porn

You are not a gentleman.
Off with you.
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>>110824434
Too bad Cuvie's stuff is just mindnumbingly boring.
The art is decent tho.
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>>110825534
Youmu is a dork!
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>>110827805
Say that to my face fucker
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>>110827871
Ara~ ara~
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Report all normalfags.
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>>110825522
Now that's what I call anon
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You faggots need to stop blogging about your irrelevant sexual experiences. This thread is to discuss those who make ero manga. Fucking normalfags always turning the topic about themselves. You faggots are the reason I and others can't enjoy threads about romance anime/manga.
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>>110828126
The only thing preventing you from enjoying things is yourself
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>>110825500
>Shintaro Kago tells about his fucked up sexual experiences as a kid-teen
and now I am intrested
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>>110828126

and here you are turning the topic to you and your annoyance.
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Are you guys able to achieve sexual intimacy through your waifus? I'm wondering if sex would alleviate my depression since I am a virgin.
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>>110828489
I never understood why Maslow's hierarchy was a pyramid.
The first two are obligatory for sustainable life.
But disregarding the first two levels, the remaining ones are attainable independently of each-other.

If there is no relation between the different stages it should just be a ladder and not a pyramid. No?
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>>110828879
You can theoretically forego sex on the first level, which is akin to masturbation.
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>>110829042
employment and resources are the same thing, too, really.
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>>110823656
>Its especially easy if you're active on social media
what does the smedia have to do with this matter?

you ask your friends on facebook/twitter etc. to have a date with you or something?
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>>110829399
>be socially active
>hang around people a lot
Sooner or later your dick will hit paydirt
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>>110823990
>Kisaragi Gunma - Yes
Yeeeaaa - Nope. One of the most clear cut virgin authors out there.
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>>110824434
the same shit anons here claim that they fap to s. incest but don't give a fuck about their actualy sisters and like.
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>>110829473
if you are socially in real life then I can understand but I'm not sure how being active in social media (I mean Fb or twitter) can lead you to pussy.
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>>110824179
>me and my best friend who is a girl do our hanging out at night
>about to leave
>conversation ends with me complaining that I'll never be kissed
>"Hey anon, before you go. I got something for you. Close your eyes"
>does so
>suddenly feel something soft on my lips
Freak out and leave

Yes, I'm Natsuru levels of dense, shut up.
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>>110824179
I visited some night clubs when abroad and kissed there.
Is this count?
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>>110829596
Fag
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>>110826407
>Take chances, make mistakes, get messy
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>>110829596
This sounds like a typical animu scenario.
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>>110829592
I'm just guessing at this point, since I'm the least social person I know about, but I'm guessing you get invited to shit every now and then if you're active on these things, and making friends is easier that way, too, especially for loners who don't generally go out much

I don't even have a facebook account, and I steer clear of any other social media, so as I said, just guessing here, but it sounds reasonable in my head
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>there are people on /a/
>RIGHT NOW
>who are have held hands or kissed someone

Absolutely disgusting.
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>>110824179
I've kissed a girl before
Then I got NTR'd

No thanks.
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>>110824360
You must love Hirame
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>>110824179
One person attempted to force themselves onto me. I pushed them off of me.
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>>110824833
It doesn't last as long as that.
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>>110823213
Looks just like JAVs...
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>>110828126
Stay mad virgin.
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>>110829722
Haha.

Faggot.
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>>110825534
That is some pretty nice stuff.
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>>110823429
considering the fact that a lot of them are drawing penises like shrooms... no, I don't think they did.
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How many loli ero manga authors have actually had sex?
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>>110831943
None of them.
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>>110826062
there's actually an erogenous zone at the top or bottom of the cervix and most women say that if it's not pounded as if the guy is using a pneumatic hammer but gently rubbed it feels really good.
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>>110829722
Happened to me too. I somehow snapped and fucked with the guy's girl and dominated my own girlfriend and once she was dependent on me I dropped her. Revenge feels good man.
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>>110829718
I learned my lesson, anon.
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>>110824434
The stuff I'm learning on /a/ is ridiculously pointless.
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>>110824179
I asked a girl if we could make out, and after she said yes I dropped my spaghetti and told her I haven't actually kissed before. She didn't believe me.

In the end we still made out, so it wasn't too bad.
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>>110824718
I actually can! I know, I'm amazing. I actually do my best to deter shitposters and contribute greatly to threads.

>inb4 blogshit
You asked for it.
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>>110833149
>>110833935
Cool blogs.
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>>110825070
Kaitou Pink
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>>110829592
I'm never on social media and I miss just about every party that happens in my social circle, people only really do invites through facebook and if you're not active on facebook people forget you exist.
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>>110824179
Kissing > sex
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>>110825187
>masturbation test
I've never heard of this.
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>>110829596
You fucked up, you seriously fucked up.
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>>110829596
You might have got inside your Best friend, but you fucked up. You fucked up big time.
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>>110823213
I'm certain some paid for it. But having actual sex is probably counter-productive since it's going to ruin the ideal of it.
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>>110824179
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>>110830266
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>>110829596
Please tell me more about your interesting life. Do you have a blog I can follow?
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>>110824576
>the works of some authors just exude sexual frustration
Which might as well be beneficial to their work.
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>>110824179
Kissing's gross
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>>110823213
check how often they release and how the genitalia artwork looks

quite frequent releases + bad dicks and bad labia majora deformation when penetrated = Virgin

Seldon releases + great dicks and great labia deformation when penetrated = not virgin (or at least watched more than enough porn to pick it up on these details
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>>110823990
Juan Gotoh either had sex or did a shitload of nude models before, he is really good at drawing the human anatomy
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Katou Jun definitely had gay sex
The way he describes blow jobs and being penetrated is quite on the money so I was told

also he releases once every harley pass
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>>110836301
>he is really good at drawing the human anatomy
That could quite easily be attributed to his guro predilection.
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>>110836507
He only did one guro doujin, but yeah, could be from him watching way too much gore videos on the internet
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>>110824179
I kissed a girl, and I liked it
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>>110837189
did it taste like a shit song?
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>>110824179
I kissed my cousin when I was 13.
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>>110824179
I have.

[Blog] lost my virginity when I was 16, which wad before 4chan existed, taking with girls isn't hard unless you have so little life that you don't know how to even relate to stories and shit.[/blog].

If you would like to subscribe to my nice blog you can do so here: animesux.tumblr.com
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>>110826866
>Start browsing /fit/
>Bored and want something new to do.
>Decide to start lifting and running.
>Become DYEL by /fit/ standards.
>Whenever I went outside girls would talk to me.
>tfw my face would get red and I would start to sweat a bit when they would talk to me.
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>>110824709

> THERE'S SO MANY CURVES, I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S WHAT. IS THIS HER FACE CHEEK OR HER ASS CHEEK. I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT AT ALL. MY MIND IS BECOMING ABSTRACT.
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>>110823213
>-178 posts and 16 image replies shown.

>This thread

I have a sneaking suspicion this thread has been derailed via subverting /lgbt/ cross boarders with terrible terrible childish demeanor full of avatarfagging degeneracy, traps and people who are so estrogenically fucked they've actually sucked cock.


here goes then.
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>>110835576
I should have done that. Felt ill afterward or said pic related if they asked.
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>>110825257
>Flying to thailand is dirt cheap
No wonder Japan is drowning in trannies, that place needs to be put somewhere else.
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>>110826026
>$200+
$10-$20 is more than enough.
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>>110837446
i got so annoyed reading all of that, and you just slap a tumblr link on the end, like a shit cherry on a shit pie
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>>110827384
>He brings GAL come by the dozen and takes pictures of their faces as he fucks them silly and draws them in his next works
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>>110837246
Clearly you havn't fapped to lesbian montages with that playing


It's like the friday friday of yuri hardcore,
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>>110827384

Looks more than half white.
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>>110833858
Your life is ridiculously pointless.
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>>110824434
>incest manga where son find out her mother is incest hentai mangaka and the character is resemble him very much

we are meta nao
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>>110826712
Oh fuck, I remember my class was full of assholes

>Is it bad if my dick changes color according to my mood?
>How do you untie a dick knot?
>Is it bad that i'm sexually attracted to chairs?
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>>110823982
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There's one that retired and did a porn shoot
Forgot her name, Something PINK
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> implying she ever has to worry about sex
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>>110837489
That sounds adorable, I can talk to girls just fine. Just never have the balls to ask them out.
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>>110825967
I think cervical penetration is the lowest tier of "shit that's only good in an h-manga but probably not so in real life"
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>>110827384
Looks like Athene
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>>110838501
> tfw your female internet friend asks you out for a cuddle session
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>>110838588
>Cuddle session
What did you do anon?
>>
Slow Sex with Youmu looked like the author was rather versed in the erotic arts but then it turned out to be a creative interpretation of a book. I was quite dissapointed but I must also admit to having an absolutely marvelous cheeky slow wank.
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god damn it /a/ i hope you don't use h-manga as a guide to having sex

hitting the womb is the stupidest shit ever
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>>110837489
i thought dyel meant you were a hard gaining bag of bones
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>>110836301
>Sex makes you good at drawing

I'm betting that your average otaku virgin can draw more realistic sex than most highschool jocks.
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>tfw no new naruco hanaharu work

;_; suffering
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>>110838640
> What did you do anon?
Hours of cuddling obviously. Then I gave up on my 27 years of wizard training.
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>>110824179
I had a kiss once, I didn't like it, it wasn't fun. I'm 19 now. I need to work on being not a loser before it's too late.
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>>110838767
they would both suck at it
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>>110838747
but it is literally 'do you even lift'
/fit/ is very much geared for bearmode types
the thing is though that women prefer lean guys with abs, for many having too much muscle is considered 'gross', might be partial insecurity due to man not having any physical exercise at all.
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>>110838468
I want to believe she make another world based on her experiences in high school
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>>110838728
Are you telling me no girl will ever give me a pussy blowjob?
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>>110831703
They're not obligated to make penises look realistic. Especially when they're drawing shotas.
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>>110838501
I'm slowly learning to tame it though my progress is halted when I decide to stop talking to anyone for awhile and I go back to square one.
>>110838747
DYEL by /fit/ standards is just outside the realm what every average girls thinks the 'perfect' All you would have to do is maybe swim or do some more cardio before achieving "The Perfect Body."
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>>110838830
Blowjobs aren't sex?
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>>110838830
But anon Oral and vaginal are made from the same membranes, you fuck both either way
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>>110838802
>>>/v/
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>>110838830
>that pic
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>>110838950
But anon
I'm already there.
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>>110838406
Kaitou Pink, apparently, she did 2 more porn shoots after her debut
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>>110838947
Well of course, fucking a girl in the mouth is fun!
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>>110838468
For a woman to draw h manga is practically a form of prostitution.
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What about Waita Uziga? Is he a virgin?
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>>110839021
Pls
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>>110839021
Then every kind of labor would be prostitution, since you sell your body for money.
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>>110838920
I don't if this will help but my trick is to give zero fucks, and most people don't give a fuck about what you do or say. Just don't stray into animu and 4chan territory.
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>>110839031
Have you seen his photos? He's just a cool dude, very self aware.
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>>110839088
>and most people don't give a fuck about what you do or say.
But this is exactly why I am alone.
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>>110825967
what about piercing the cervix and cumming directly in the uterus?
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>>110838822
>>110838920
yeah it really sucks
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>>110824179

No. I'm now interested; what bonuses it adds to my wizard powers after I have reached the proper age?
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>>110839114
As long as you don't go full autism it's fine, i've said and done some stupid shit just laugh it off.

judging what to say and not is pretty easy, just let them carry the conversation until you know their interests and disinterests. try and find common ground etc.
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>>110838920
you sound a lot like me
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Wow, I didn't know /a/ go so normal all of a sudden.
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>>110823213
ZERO
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>>110838468

Wow I never knew Yuzuki N was such a qt
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>>110839303
>all of a sudden
What rock have you been living under for the past 5 years?
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>>110839001
man, i never see a pornstar genuinely happy
wonder if she retired because porn pay more and she enjoy it
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>>110839397
I take a break from /a/ every winter.
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>>110839255
Don't resign yourself to being a wizard, anon.

Just fucking go on Plenty of Fish and start dating as many girls as possible until you find the one for you, or at least get laid. You might have to settle for a chub, but that's better than nothing; and she might have a QT personality.
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>>110839303
It hasn't. It's just that threads like this are more likely to attract normalfags.
If we subtract the female posters we're still roughly 90% virgins in here.
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>>110839464
How utterly disgusting to even suggest such a thing let alone on /a/ of all places.
Get the fuck out you worthless subhuman piece of shit and kill yourself.
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>>110839489
Makes sense.
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>>110824179
Not me, that's for sure.
I'm saving it for the right- Ahahaha, no, that's a joke.
I'm too far gone at this point. I couldn't interact normally with a normal woman unless I totally faked it thus defeating the point.
>W-what do you mean you just want to hold hands?

If you liked my blog, like and suscribe please.
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>>110839255
You have a bigger mana pool. I'm a kissless virgin wizard and I'm quite powerful already. I can make people ignore me and not want to talk to me with my mind.
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How hard do you you have to fuck a girl in the butt to make her puke?
That's my fetish.
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>>110839162
pain unimaginable just from piercing the cervix itself. in no way would girls find that enjoyable, even if it's done a lot
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>>110839533

Pro Tip: You can still enjoy animu without being a lonely virgin.
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>>110839730
Yeah but that would require having other hobbies.
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>>110839730
You'll never have real appreciation for it though.
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>>110839730
Your taste will automatically be shit. Not worth it at all.
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>>110839730
normalfags, pls go

and stay go
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>>110839730
You're not the target demographic hten.
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>>110824179

Sloppy thirds in a game of truth or dare over 10 years ago.
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>>110839768

Not really, just pretend to give a shit about what your GF and her friends like long enough to make seem normal, then watch animu when they're not around.
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>>110826167
I live in a country where prostitution is not regulated and there are no mayor issues finding brothels or contacting independent whores.
Hell, you can even contact them with WhatsApp nowdays.
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>>110839909
>your GF
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>>110839909
You clearly don't belong in here.
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>>110839489
Since this is from 2012, another survey should be done to see if there are any changes
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>>110839909
>not having a girlfriend you can watch animu with
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>>110839909

Please leave.
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>>110839909
Fuck off normalshit
>>
I like to imagine that all these great doujins we like can only be done by virgins.
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>Thread full of blogposting and non related shit
>Mods don't give a fuck
>Summer and winter cup
>Not allowed

Fuck mods
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>>110840052
Our glorious virgin people are the only ones skilled enough to make doujins worth fapping to.
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>>110824179
Does a Kiss from a Milf when I was 12 count and a Kiss from a Loli when I was 6?
>>
>Hentai thread becomes blogshit
Is nothing sacred to summerfags?

>>110838988
Stay there then
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>>110839909
yeah but it would kind of suck to have to put up an act though

it's advice that isn't applicable to people here because what we're all dedicated to the shit we like

if watching anime was something that you did once in a while or didn't take very seriously this applies... but it's a big part of the lives of many losers on /a/...

since it's so important (even if all you're doing is not talking about it) pretending to like shit you don't care about and hiding your interests is not the kind of thing people here want to do when in a relationship
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>>110840052
I think so too. People who aren't virgin would be biased by reality and they could never depict the ideal as well as people who are.
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>>110840105

It can if you want it to.
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>>110840059

You know what, you're right.
>>
What are your three favorite tags /a/?
mine are:

>Footjob
>anal
>futa
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>>110840105
In hindsight I probably accidently avoided an /ss/ Route there.

I always went to that milfs house because her son was a friend of brother and they had cats and I would always go there to play with them.
One day I went there and asked if I could play with the cats and she let me in. When I didn't find the cats I asked her and she told me they went out.
She would always pull my mouth over with one hand and give me a really wet kiss.

To bad she wasn't 2D
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>>110840277
You had one job...
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>>110840367
>Expecting a Shota to understand anything
There's a reason why in our doujins the Milf always preys on the shota and leads on.
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>>110839464
>You might have to settle for a chub, but that's better than nothing

>He actually thinks an ugly girlfriend is better than no girlfriend
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>>110840242
footjob
loli
femdom
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>>110840242
shota futa femdom
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>>110840508
Except not always. A surprising number of /ss/ doujins have the boy being really sexually aggressive. I think women just like being "taken" like that.
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>>110840577
there are still way more doujins about shotas getting dominated though
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>>110840277

This reminds me of the time I played hide and seek with my aunts. They flew in to the States from Germany so this was the first time I met them. I think they were in their 20's at the time. Anyway, I'd hide and when they found me I'd get mobbed with tons of bit wet kisses.
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>>110824179
I currently have mono so I've kissed at least once
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>>110840242

X-Ray
Deepthroat
MILF

Dark skin might replace one on any given day.
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>>110840669
I have oral herpes and never kissed a girl. That happens every day, most of those infections actually don'T involve kissing.
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>>110840728
you lick any public toilet seats anon?
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>>110840728
>I have oral herpes
How
Is that shit permanent?
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>>110840728
Stop sucking dicks then.
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>>110840636
It's frightening how easily we could have spiraled into sadpanda material in our childhood.
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>>110823427
This is pretty much how i feel about it. I don't even understand how sex happens or what leads to it.
It's kinda mindblowing when i think about it and realize that everybody around me has sex regularly.
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>>110840770
Yes, it's permanent, although I didn't have any visible outbreaks in years.

>>110840768
>>110840780
Stop talking bullshit. 90 % of the adult population have been infected with it, and most infections happen in kindergarten age.
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>>110824179
Yes and it felt sort of gross.
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>>110823213
>How many ero manga authors have actually had sex?
No.
Most ero-manga look traced of porn, because mangakas are virgins

Look Uwakoi and Aki-sora, all those mangas have a great anatomy because are based in real people
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>>110840881
Stop sending children to catholic kindergartens.
>>
What was the name of that female H artist that was going to do a JAV?
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>>110840881
>Yes, it's permanent, although I didn't have any visible outbreaks in years.
Of course it's permanent if you don't stop sucking dicks.

You are not the Female MC of Fella Pure faggot.
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>>110840728
>That happens every day, most of those infections actually don'T involve kissing.
This.

For example if you got a stupid relative with herpes who carelessly licks off a spoon and then feeds you with when you're a baby or something can cause some major complications.

Of course similar shit can happen in daily life pretty much anywhere, e.g. a dirty spoon in a restaurant, sharing a bottle with someone, etc.
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>>110824310
What is your rationale behind that conclusion?
>>
>>110840899
Aki-sora doesn't have great anatomy, not even close.
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>>110840917
Already posted in the thread, and she already did 3
>>
I don't know, but if you're fapping to 2D for realism you're seriously doing something wrong.
>>
>>110840899
Do you think Amano Ameno's work is traced?
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>>110840543
girls get less ugly after you pass a certain age
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>>110840242
>mmf, double penetration, public use
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>>110827384

Shindo L's a girl, silly.
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>>110840543
I'd rather have a cute chub girlfriend than no girlfriend
[Spoiler]who preferably also watches animu[/spoiler]
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>>110841392
He isn't. That's not him
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>>110824179
I was very cute high school and despite not being able to really talk to others, I got laid a lot. But as an adult this isn't possible for me as I can't even leave my house anymore I'm not sure if I'm still cute, probably a little bit.
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>>110825323
>photos of child prostitutes smiling and giving V signs with their fingers

That sounds really depressing...
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>>110839909
Disgusting advice, had 3DPD and it's not worth it, it can be if you find a deviant like yourself but faking a persona to be in a relationship is suffering. I'll stick to my escapism
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>>110841409
ctrl + s you retarded fucking normalfag.
>>
I like to think that the good way to tell if the author is a virgin is their attitudes towards sex. Carn is definitely a virgin.
>>
>>110840242
nakadashi sister defloration
Used in combination, obviously.
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>>110824179
I've never kissed tried to anybody, and I never will, and I feel better for it.
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>>110840242
>Male:Pig
>Shotacon
>Yaoi
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>>110841392
That's Putins daughter
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>>110824179
Nine years ago the last time.
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>>110824179
Yes, I was kissed by an Older man while I was drunk as hell a few years ago.
He tried drugging me, and my brother beat him senseless for it.
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>>110829080
Tell that to communist shitholes.
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>>110841786
That's more than 3 nigger, you better delete that post and make up your mind.
>>
I know this doesn't really fit in this thread but I wanted to tell this story for 2 years now and this here is the first time it at least somehow fits.
Not an ero manga author but I talked to a guy in Japan at a tiny bar which was run by some very feminine gay guy (was dragged there with some salary men who didn't want to go home and most bars were closed by then). Turns out the guy is an otaku and actually used the words 'loli otaku' to describe himself and told me about his comiket purchases. He was straight and married and ran a gay porn production that he was really proud of. There are strange people out there.
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>>110829596
>Freak out and leave

You ASS!
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>>110824576
>the works of some authors just exude sexual frustration

Like whom? How so?
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>>110841786
this nigger right here
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>>110839001
>>110838468
I want to see how ugly cannabis is then, she fucking sucked at drawing dicks until people started sending pics of their dicks to her twitter

She probably never saw a dude naked in person
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>>110840242
>netorare
>defloration
>nakadashi
The great trinity
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>>110840242
Anal
Crossdressing
Futa on male
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>>110841911
Sweet. I met a porn director at a club in Tokyo, he was missing his right hand.
>>
>>110842222
>Futa on male
The best.
>>
>>110840242
>pregnant
>impregnation
>nakadashi

It's not hard to figure out what I like to see. Futa is good too but rare to find paired with those.
>>
>>110842260
Is there any manga where a futa dominates an adult man?
>>
>>110840242
>guro
>ryona
>snuff
Honorable mention: yuri.
>>
>>110826712
I'm suddenly remembering that one girl that actually asked if cats have sex.
>>
What's the best author for ero manga or hentai.

I mean graphically. Who got them best drawings ? Post example pics
>>
>>110842344
Fuck you that's gay.
>>
>>110842377
Thinly veiled rec request. No.
>>
>>110842344
several

look for potato house for starters
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>>110842426
Yes he did.
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>>110842426
>What are your three favorite tags /a/?
>are your three favorite tags /a/?
>your three favorite tags /a/?
>three favorite tags /a/?

Are you sure anon?
>>
What are the three tags that make you close the tab on sight (if it's scat or guro don't bother putting in your top 3)?
Mine are
>yuri
>mother
>urination
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>>110842426
We all saw it nigga, it's too late.
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>>110840242
Vore
Guro
Rape

Not even trying to be edgy, I can't get off if the girl is in any state that isn't abject terror. The only exception to that is if the one inflicting said state of terror is another girl. In which case, my dick is diamonds.
>>
>>110842509
>yuri
>yaoi
>touhou

I don't know what it is about touhou artists/scanners but that shit always has ridiculous contrast that makes it hard to read.
>>
>>110842509
NTR
Cheating
NTR
>>
>>110842509
>insest
>vore
>western
>>
>>110842509
Rape is really the only one that doesn't really do it for me, but Bad Art is definitely something I hate.
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>>110842377
Yamatogawa
Royal Koyanagi
Minato Fumi
Shiwasu no Okina
>>
>>110842617
I'm not sure if you meant incest or insects, but those are both wonderful, so either way you're wrong.
>>
>>110842613
You said NTR twice.
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>>110842133
>Nakadashi
>When the girls begs you to pull out because it's a danger day
>Leg locks you regardless afterwards
>>
3 tags are

>tentacles
>lactation
>pregnant

The problem is that my roommate is 12 weeks pregnant and she's married to my best friend from high school. I need to find someone to date if nothing else to get her off my mind
>>
>>110839314
Someone needs to reprimand her for Older Sister Control.
>>
>>110842617
>western

That's a given. That shit is filtered out automatically. That's like saying 3D makes you close the tab.
>>
>>110842260
only if the male looks very feminine
>>
>>110823213
Probably more than you'd think. Virgins don't understand how incredibly easy it is to have sex.
>>
Who else thinks impregnation is hot but preggers is nasty?
>>
>>110842666
>thatsthejoke.jpg
>>
>>110842666
>Doesn't know NTRĀ²
>>
>>110842509
>yuri
>western
>toddler
>>
>>110824434
How old is her son?
>>
>>110839905
Details.
>>
>>110842789
Fuck off, this is not a blog.
>>
>>110842562
thats now how it would work, a mechanical press on a human body would not make the human into pure liquid blood, fuck, even after filtering a lot it would be still in small chunks and you wouldn't get a blood shower like you want

this is just a waste of a good human body, if you want to shower so much on her blood, just put a needle on her carotid and drain her blood out
there, clean blood with non of the nasty chunks and guts
and you have a clean body to preserve and do what ever other sick things you want to
>>
>>110842808
Oh but it is. Look around you, what do you see?
>>
>>110840242
>rape
>public use
>orgy(1 female)
Honorable mentions: incest/bestiality
>>
>>110842822
Champion of Khorne
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>>110842744
I fapped hard but man was that one depressing.

Also why is Comic X-Eros so much better than the rest?
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>>110840577
I hate that.
>>
>>110840636
>being assaulted by young ladies from Germany

Mad jelly.
>>
>>110824179

Not me, turns out I feel like a minority on /a/. Wouldn't have expected that.
>>
>>110842822
But what if you like it chunky rather than smooth?
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>>110842998
Kissless unvirgin here.
>>
>>110840910
wat
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>>110842998
Don't worry you're not. A thread like this naturally attracts a lot of normalfags.
>>
>>110842822
It's a blender-press thingy though.

>>110842890
Sexual depravity and excess is more of Slaanesh's department. Blood isn't about sexual release for a Khornate worshiper.
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>>110841449
>Carn is definitely a virgin.

Explain. Who the sod is Carn?
>>
>>110843010
then first gut her to get rid of the shit she has been eating and digesting, after that you can either get a really powerful blender that can chug through bones or remove the bones of her body then blend it, either way, you still have more stuff to do (you need to chop off her limbs and head too)

another way to get chunky would be draining and blending it with the meat of an arm or leg

Just crushing the body is just downright stupid
>>
>>110842998
>>110843100
Exactly. This is the perfect chance for the normalfags to feel superior so they take it. You're probably not the minority.
>>
>>110842998
4chan is normalfag central, /a/ and /v/ especially. Even /jp/ has more normalfags than not normalfags.
>>
>>110824179
Forget kissing, I'm still not sure how flirting works.
>>
>>110843177
A very well known h-manga artist that specializes in very cruel NTR.
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>>110843160
>Pressing a human body into blades

this is just asking to get an awkward technical visit to replace the blades you bended doing it, and also the high probability that you will burn the motor
>>
>>110840881
>90 % of the adult population have been infected with it, and most infections happen in kindergarten age.

That's an exaggerated statistic, r-right?
>>
>>110843252
>I'm still not sure how flirting works.
This, it's awkward as fuck.
I never saw much flirting in manga or hentai, and it's usually the girl just giving the guy the sex eyes or licks her cock sucking lips, yet I never saw that shit in real life, not even with other people.
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>>110843258
She's a rich vampire-demon, she has people to do that shit for her.
>>
>>110842808
Fuck off, take your analpain elsewhere.
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>>110843160
I stand corrected.
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>>110843283
herpes is not a sexual only disease, you can get it by a myriad of ways, and not get any symptoms because your body can deal with it alone, but later in life start to because your immune system is going to shit
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>>110843373
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>>110843283
Herpes isn't AIDS. It doesn't do any harm except maybe a few blisters on the lips from time to time.
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>>110843252
The only time a girl flirted with me (I think she was) is when she grabbed my arm in the middle of the conversation. I jerked myself back in a very frantic manner.

>>110843329
>This, it's awkward as fuck.
I am not autistic by any means but I just can't understand this shit. Do any of you have trouble knowing boundaries and what other people are feeling?
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>>110842660

Thanks.

But I meant in a more detailed, Vagabond, Berserk-like way.
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>>110843420
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>>110843283
It's true for oral herpes. It isn't for genital herpes. There's a difference.
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>>110843456
You're supposed to get off to it.
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>>110842922
I love that, it's honestly the only kind of /ss/ I read
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>>110843353
and have to wait for 2 to 8 weeks to get replaced and make some one stay at the mansion from 8 to 16 during all those days, then have to wait again as they install it....
too much of a head ache if you just want to bathe in a human's blood, come on anon, why re invent the wheel when bathing in human blood has been a thing since the 1200, and the method used since then has still to be beaten by a more efficient approach
>b-but I need the horror of seeing her being squached
Yeah, because that takes like 13s until she dies, while being drained takes a whole 5h, of slow and painful death until she finally faints when she gets to the last liter of blood
Its much more sadistic to watch the later than the former
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>>110843413
>>110843425
>>110843467

I've never been more happy to be a virgin in my life. Thank you, /a/. For once again you have justified my lack of desire to pursue any sexual activity outside of masturbation. Filthy, humans are nothing but filthy meatbags...
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>>110843499

Yeah but I'm tired of these lame ass Hentai with shitty drawing and enormous breasts.

I've bumped into nice one but since I don't know any authors, it's rare.
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>>110843456
Hiroaki Samura's porn pictures are very detailed. A bit gory though.
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>>110843687
>For once again you have justified my lack of desire to pursue any sexual activity outside of masturbation.
Chances are high you already have herpes already anyway.
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>>110843687
You probably have herpes too fagot, and many other diseases, just because you aint fucking doesn't mean you will be free from expositions to the several other infectious diseases that affects out species
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>>110824179
Once I was drunk and this fat and ugly girl came a-nd a-a-and....
That's how I lost my virginity. Now I hate myself every time I remember it.

That makes for a total of 1.
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>>110843593
Well, you could always have somebody replace the parts after every bathing, her likely being rich and all. But you entirely right, albeit over thinking a stupid comic. And I say that in the literal sense, Witchblade really was stupid.
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>>110842562
absolutely disgusting
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>>110843787
>>110843822
No I don't, shut up. Stop scaring me.
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>>110843687
Oral herpes isn't an STD. Genital herpes is. Don't confuse the two. They are different viruses.
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>>110843955
time to do a check up anon, I can bet you have at least 3 different diseases lingering inside you
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>>110843955
Did you miss the part where an /a/non said you don't have to have sex or even kiss someone to get oral herpes?
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>>110840242
>Rape
>Body writing
>Urination/squirting

It's not really the act of rape I like, but that rape scenarios tend to be rough sex which I like
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>>110824576
>it's about that certain something, y'know, how the works of some authors just exude sexual frustration
Tomcat reminds me of this. All of his works are full of shota sex and usually involve adult male virgins or underage couples losing their virginity.
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>>110844022
Why do a checkup? If they aren't being problematic there's no need. Most of these 'virus hibernating inisde your nerves to come out briefly when your immun system is busy or bad' types aren't curable anyways.
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>>110839303
what exactly makes you think that having had sexual experience excludes you from being a sperg on /a/ ?
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>>110840807
You have no idea how bad I just felt for you.
Godspeed. /a/non! I wish you luck on your road for sex
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>>110844030
Well, yeah, I know that oral herpes is spread by contact and all but... look, anon, you have to understand, I never knew it was such a common thing until today. Some people are simply never taught these things, give me a few minutes to get over the shock and accept the fact that I have herpes.
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>>110844103
Went to his table at last year's comiket and he was there with another guy and they were all giggly with each other. He has definitly gay friends so I'm sure he had some sex at some point.
The ones that really scream frustrated virgin to me are the types who always write shit like girl bullies guy and acts all arrogant and then guy mindbreaks her.
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>>110844118
good luck with that prostate cancer anon, Im sure knowing about it before it is big enough to manifest itself will save your dick
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>>110839303
Why do you think /a/ is so terrible these days?
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>>110844311
I thought we were talking about transmitted diseases that are on the same scale of seriousness as oral herpes. Of course people should do cancer check ups if possible.
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>>110843719
Holy shit, never heard of him before and just looked him up. I don't want a boner, but it's happening all the same.
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>>110844257
I understand anon, suddenly learning that you may have herpies would be a shock to anyone. But there's still some chance of not having it, or at the very least, having it and never exhibiting any symptoms.
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>>110844379
>never heard of him before

You never heard of Blade of the Immortal? Seriously?
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>>110842769
Same age as her.
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>>110844209
It's not so bad, i accept it. It's just really strange.
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>>110844429
I have, yes. I didn't know he was the artist since I never read it though.
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>>110824434
Imagine when he gets old enough to get his hand of a book his mom did and realize the author is his mom
He realizes because the son in the book acts kinda like him
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>>110844460
Nuh uh
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>>110826026
>$200+
Nigga are you buying shots for every person you see or what
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>>110843850
300 lbs succubus anon?
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>>110844595
Will she draw something based off of this experience afterward?
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>>110844950
only if he confronts her about it, how would she know he noticed if he doesn't talk about or acts hot and bothered near her
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>>110839303
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if I was the last virgin NEET loser here.
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>>110844804
yes ;_;
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>>110845012
>you will never have a hot mom who draws porn and implies she wants /ss/ with you
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>>110845247
Wonder if she goes "Ara Ara~" near her son
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>>110825187
>masturbation test
Explain further. Do they like try out and see how long they can fap?
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>>110824179

I have, but it feels like things that happened before I was twelve doesn't really count
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>>110824179
Plenty of times, but the first time I ever made out with someone was when I was 16 with a transgendered male. Good times.
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>>110845618
Don't Japanese mothers already actually do the ara~ara thing?
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>>110845063
>virgin NEET loser
My nigger.
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>>110824179
Several times, not really that hard really if you know how to talk to a girl.
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>>110846014
It isn't a strictly sexual thing like /a/ seems to think.
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>>110845800
> but it feels like things that happened before I was twelve doesn't really count
They don't. Nor does kissing any kind of relatives.
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>>110824179
I've been hugged once or twice, does that count?
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>>110846337
Hugging is not kissing. Holding hands is not kissing. Cuddling isn't, and having sex isn't either.
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The only thing I can think of when reading this thread is the story of CanBadge.
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>>110846452
Oh, okay.
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>>110843445
>I jerked myself back in a very frantic manner.

I though I was creepy

Whelp I hope the girl is ok
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>>110846569
It's what happens when you're not used to being touched.
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>>110846472
If Women Are As Beautiful As Flowers Does That Not Mean They Are Walking Sex Organs
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>>110846569
Any person under any circumstances should to touch another person without verbal consent. I hate being touched so much, I hate when people feel you should touch other people as if it wasn't disgusting.
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double penetration
bestiality
crossdressing (with the attached tags)
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>>110846634
I'm from a country where you kiss
a girl once in each cheek as a form of greeting

Will you cum from that?
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>>110846736
>I hate being touched so much
Touching and getting touched is the best thing ever. Source: I cuddled with a girl for the first time in my life last weekend
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>>110846825
I would probably pass out.
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>>110846712
Indeed They Are
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>>110846825
I once had a mexican friend and met his sister. She went for the greeting kiss and I stepped back and offered my hand for a handshake. She didn't shake my hand and she didn't like me from there on out.
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>>110842660

You have godly taste. Never heard of Minato Fumi, but if they're mentioned in the same list as those other three, I'm there. Any recommendations?
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Why the fuck is this thread still up?
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>>110846963
>Eh? Nandatte?
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>>110846963
Anon-kun you scare her with your autism
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>>110845760
While her wee wee is hovering like two feet in front of their faces, yeah, pretty much.
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>>110846963
That sucks, man. I would probably have reacted the same way though.
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>>110847068
It is so weird to greet in that way?
Whelp is normal in my country I guess
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>>110846963
You rejected her.
Rejection is a shitty thing to experience.
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>>110847145
It's amplified by the fact that i'm a social retard.
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>>110847048
She thought I thought she was ugly, which she wasn't. For the record I am not autistic, I don't like being touched.

>>110847146
I live in America, we don't do that shit. I don't get why in anime they think we kiss eachother.
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>>110847239
>I don't get why in anime they think we kiss eachother
Nigga are you dumb. It's called different cultures.
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>>110847145
same here, it feels wired when you go to another country and you almost go to the kiss then you realise they are all looking awkward to you...
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>>110847239
>She thought I thought she was ugly, which she wasn't. For the record I am not autistic, I don't like being touched.
I guess you could try to awkwardly explain what happened to her. Though I'm guessing you've already attempted to before.
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>>110824186
>you need to have sex to be not a loser
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>>110847209
>Implying I'm not

Maybe is the fact that is normal for me to
kiss girls not in their mouth
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>>110847145
>>110847329
So, which country do I have to visit?
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>>110847239
it's still bad
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>>110847329
Where are you from anon-kun?
I'm china
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>>110847293
No, they constantly say Americans kiss each other as a greeting in my japanese animes. We don't as far as I can tell. Augusta, Georgia btw

>>110847361
She didn't speak english. My friend tried to explain but she would have none of it. She stared daggers through me for the rest of the evening.
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>>110847397
Go to Brazil and speak engrish to a hot brazilian
You will get laid in no time

Pro tip:
Be cute

Pro tip 2:
Don't be ugly
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>>110846712
Most Girls Are Blue
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>>110824179
I kissed a vagina once

I am a virgin
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>>110847397
France, though you're not really kissing her cheek, you're pushing your cheek against hers and kissing the air.
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>>110847569
>Pro tip:
>Be cute
Well, shit

>Pro tip 2:
>Don't be ugly
Trip cancelled
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