Why do japs like to masturbate together?
That's pretty gay when I think about it.
(might be not understanding since I'm German, so I think those filthy southeners here kissing is pretty gay too. 'It's just a tradition' my ass)
It's just another social event. Like watching football but you fondle each others balls and then climax (preferably together). There is also the whole deal with the biscuit but I personally never tried it. To me it always seemed better to just come in your bro's mouth.
No, seriously what?
When did the entire world become so gay around me
I thought Europeans were more sensible about the nude form and masturbation in general than Freedomland, where homosex is illegal, touching yourself is a sin, and you're mentally ill if you like anything outside of sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
It's understandable you think it's gay because your lack of human contact has made you see any kind of bonding between men as "gay". It's common mindset among nerds who are afraid to death of anything that might make them seem homosexual.
Okay, so let's say you have this childhood friend. He's your closest bro, you've known him for years. He's not tall, a little skinny and not particularly manly, but a bro through and through. You hang out, play the vidya, even brofist with each other any chance you get. As long as you've known him though, you've never been over to his place. He lives on his own now, so you finally convince him to have you over for some gaming since your girlfriend invited a friends of her to have some kinda girls only gathering. You get there, it's a nice little apartment, decent furniture, all the major systems, real comfy. As soon as you enter, he tells you you're welcome anywhere, just don't look in his closet because it's messy. That seems simple enough, but why even mention it? You wouldn't even have thought about it if he hadn't said anything. So you play some games, and eventually he excuses himself to the restroom. Curiosity bests you, and you make for his closet. As you open it, you find that your best bro's closet is full to brimming with women's clothes. Dresses, skirts, blouses, gown, some of the frilliest and girliest clothes you've ever seen. But it doesn't stop there; pantyhose and nylons, wigs and makeup, even lingerie and high heels. With dumbfounded astonishment, you grab a piece to examine it, when in walks your bro and sees you holding one of his lacy secrets. He is down on his knees now, driven to the point of almost bursting into tears.
So what do you do? Initial thoughts, first reactions? How would you handle such a situation?
It's not gay, nor it is uncommon. This kind of thing happens all the time, all around the world. For example, here is how it happened to me (and I've heard a lot of people having similar stories, ie starting with exploring porn together):
We were about 12, walking home from the store. We found an old porno movie cover (VHS) on the ground. We took it to his house in his basement and looked it at. We both started getting hard. Then I started to rub myself. He asked if he could touch himself and I said yes.
Every day we would jerk off looking at that, and one day I asked him if he would want to take turns doing it to each other.
He sat down, with his pants off looking at the cover. he was uncut, and it was very fun to play with his cock. He made little moans, and he was loving it. I wanted to suck on his cock so bad, but I didn't want to do it, and not recieve it.
He came, and thanked me so much, and when it was my turn he started to really get into it, and jerked me off nice and slow, and all of a sudden he started to suck me off.
We sucked each others cock almost everyday.
That's not true. I've been in a sauna with a guy and I did not perceive that as gay. We were just naked in the same room and sweating.
I'm naked around my family all the time too, it's just a bonding thing, I definetely thought we were bros too.
Well, I'm kind of surprised, but honestly I like girls clothes too. It's great that you can do that thing. Maybe you can dress me up once too?
I mean, if he wears it, it will look cute. But when about how neither of us has a vagina, I just loose interest. It's not the same
That's pretty gay dude
>It's not gay, nor it is uncommon. This kind of thing happens all the time, all around the world
Are you implying that homosexuality is uncommon or doesn't happen around the world?
>We were just naked in the same room and sweating.
Why did I laugh
>I'm naked around my family all the time too, it's just a bonding thing
I hope you have a sister so I can vicariously live through your comment on this imageboard
[x] who the hell would ever Genuflect?
What the fuck even really is genuflecting anyways?
I'm the Bancho here and I say that your friends sexual fetishes are completely their own business.
That's not homosexuality, idiot. It's normal for boys (sometimes men too) to pleasure each other. It's not very different than eating a good meal together or watching animu, stuff like that. It's just a different type of pleasure and it's delivered in a bit different way, but it's the same thing nonetheless.
So to answer your question, it's boys pleasuring each other is pretty common in Japan, as well as in the rest of the world.
You never cease to amaze me /a/. Stay classy
>It's normal for boys (sometimes men too) to pleasure each other
>whole thread of people playing with one retard using their homolust fantasies
/a/ at it's finest
Not really, if you compare laws, cultures, movies etc., then many European countries are much more open-minded than the U.S.. Then there's the countries that aren't. But those countries don't export culture, only whores with one kidney.
Eating a meal together or watching anime is more along the lines of double-teaming a girl, because the pleasure is ultimately not derived from each other, even if it enhances the activity.
>this much insecurity
Not unless one is cooking for the other or you play games vs each other (or in a team). You are basically working towards the same goal - having fun. It's the same with sucking each others cock.
>It's the same with sucking each others cock.
No. Double-teaming a girl is the same thing as jerking off your bro. I can't understand why you've put some sort of mental barrier between pleasuring your female friend and pleasuring your male friend. It's the same thing. Bros before hoes though, hehehe
You never masturbated with a friend? You really just don't have a social life, masturbating together (not to each other) is a how men bond, saying that is gay is like saying eating together is gay.
Even if we look into the selfish point of view, it's still no different. You are having fun (getting pleasure) by sucking your bro dry. It's the same as double-teaming a girl. Actually, thinking about it, double-teaming another bro of yours is probably the best. Now you can't be so closed-minded and stupid to deny this.
Is it common for people to masturbate with their childhood friend of the opposite sex? Not due to attraction to them, just that you're best friends and you're both into that kind of thing.
>how a men bond
But eating together IS gay, real girls eat alone.
You seriously never jerked off with other guys?
Like in puperty not a single of your friends showed you some of his parents porn or you watched some late nigh television together and jerked while doing so?
Hell I did this with 5different friends, it´s pretty fucking common.
I kind of want to give you a good answer, but I can't.
This thread didn't turn out as good as I hoped
Yeah, it was just a question I asked out of curiosity.
I get your disappointment in the thread though, it's been mostly bickering over what's gay and not gay, with people on extremes. But honestly, it's to be expected. Looking back, a lot of people, us included have had weird sexual things happen as kids, and most people have different expectations as to how sex is. Not to mention, it's completely anonymous. People will be both brutally honest, but also completely lie, so sometimes what is posted is what will guarantee the funnest reactions, and sometimes it's people with different expectations about sex.
But hey, there's always next time, champ.
>not doing naughty things with your bro
>not saying "no homo" afterwards so there are no misunderstandings
>calls other people newfags
>Doesn't even know how the reply function works
i'm a girl and i can confirm it isn't
>He doesn't know about dick unity
>We're talking about girls just masturbating together with no attraction, which is very common
I'm having trouble believing you on this one. Someone should make up a story and present it as anecdotal evidence for me.
126 replies and I didn't think to post this.
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Once when I was at grammar school, I was with some friends and one of them suggested to the girls that females group wank using plushies. The girls were horrorfied and explained that masturbation is seen as a really slutty, dirty thing to do for them. This was fifteen years ago though, before the existence of tumblr.
That reminds me of last saturday
>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while I fondle his balls
>he is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start suckin his dick in this empty parking lot
>almost choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>he is also laughing his ass off
>he starts yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>I kiss him and call him a faggot while laughing
I love playing pranks on my friends.
>Soggy biscuit also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit or wet biscuit, is a male masturbation game reportedly played in schools where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
That is disgusting.
Nah, and besides most traps look like complete abominations without Photoshop or convenient angles that you normally see in image sets.
And crossdressing is fucking slutty. Sure it's fine in doujins, but you're actively encouraging your friend to go out and take as many dicks as possible.
You are only saying this because you've never tried it. The hot sticky cum of your bros tastes superb. It's not even about the taste itself, it's much more about doing something naughty and perverse. In that sense, I believe that it's much more a psychological and social experience.
>be me in 8th grade
>a friend found a porno that his dad had
>at some point, we all ended up in friend's bedroom watching this porn with pillow dividers between each of us
I don't think I've ever felt more awkward.
Couldn't get hard
I actually can't figure out how many of them are lying or trolling or going with the flow, and how many are for serious. I think most of them are lying though, because there's no way there are that many /a/nons who have had a close enough relationship with another human being for them to "bond" that way.
He actually looks alright, it depends on where your standard is though. I don't see what's wrong with him wanting to take as many dicks as possible, you should check your privileges.
>They didn't go through their friends google history at sleepovers looking for porn sites and then all fapping to the first thing they found.
mfw one of my friends had searched scooby doo velma sex