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Whose your waifu? Do you buy merchandise of your waifu? I'll start with a picture of my 500-plus-year-old vampire waifu
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I fucked you're waifu.
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>>109031460
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>>109032277
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I plan too.
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>>109032890
>I don't know what a waifu is, but I'm winning the internet argument!
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>>109032890
>filter
No one cares
<3
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>>109032890
The only part I'll complain about is the part that it's only sexually attraction.
You're probably one of those idiots that thinks relationships are all about breeding and that love isn't real, which is far from true, but that is all I will say to you. Good day.
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>>109030909
Got my eyes on a figure now.
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>>109032277

Superb taste.
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>>109033437
Figures cost so much but they're so nice..
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>>109032890

>that moment when I deleted your post the instant I saw "that moment"
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>>109033437
I saw a figure with the gun smoke, in an excellent pose.

I don't buy merch but for 3 years I've been saving up change to buy it.

It's like 300usd but I'm up to 60 dollars and I look forward to one day getting her.
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>>109033677
I think we're looking at the same one.
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>>109033834
Yup.

The only other one is one of those nendos.
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>>109030909
Ran Yakumo, a keychain thingy.
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>>109032890
Fuck off/10
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speak of the devil, this just showed a couple days ago
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>>109033834

I want. Who's the manufacturer?
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Has your waifu ever kept you from making an ass of yourself?
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>>109035981
Nope
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>>109030909
Nero. Yes.

>>109035981
No I still pick my nose in public.
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>>109030909
My beloved, Tsukuyomi, has zero merchandise as far as I'm aware.
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I want to sexually dominate my waifu.
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>>109036648
I want to sexually dominate Nero, then be sexually dominated by her. Or the other way around. As long as my waifu and I are taking turns dominating each other.
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Mio is my waifu.
I'm too poor to purchase merchandise of her, what little amount there is. ;_;
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>>109036443
>Tsukuyomi
"Manamana" Tsukuyomi?
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>>109036872
Nope.
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>>109036648
I want Ran to do cute things to my face
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>>109036948
>Whose your waifu?
Suojeluskuntain Ase- ja Konepaja Oy Rynnäkkökivääri 95 Taittoperä

>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
>merchandise

>>109036759
I also want you to sexually dominate your waifu, champ.
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>>109037284
Disregard screwed up link
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>>109036648
I want to kiss mai waifu's cheek.
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>>109030909
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
Pretty much all of the worthwhile stuff available. Both of the official dakis, all non-prize figurines, keychains, plushies and a few other stuff.

If anything, I really wish for a nice 1/8 scale. Maybe with the 5th season, but that might be a bit too optimistic.
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>>109037284
That name is longer then my waifu's name...

>I also want you to sexually dominate your waifu, champ.
Oh I would. Neither of us would probably be able to walk after that stuff.
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Is it cheating to masturbate to other girls who look very similar to my waifu?

I'm only attracted to them because they remind me of her.
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>>109037983
It's just masturbation, as long as you wouldn't actually have sex with them instead of her it's fine.
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If you type your waifu's name in Google, what are the autocomplete options it provides?
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>>109038458

>Naganohara Mio
>Naganohara Mio Cosplay
>Naganohara Mio Tumblr
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>>109038458
>akemi homura
>akemi homura quotes
>akemi homura witch
>akemi homura cosplay

Well at least it wasn't akemi homura did everything wrong
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>>109038458
>Ran Yakumo
>Ran Yakumo theme
>Ran Yakumo danbooru
>Ran Yakumo zerochan
>Ran Yakumo mmd
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>>109038458
>x reader
>songs
>x reader lemon
>spice
No one knows true pain like having landwhales who non-stop make fanfiction of your waifu.
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>>109030909
I buy almsot anything i can of her really. have everything from figures to posters and key chains to daki and fumofu.

>>109037775
That scale fig will come soon, gotta keep believing.


>>109038458
>Noumi Kudryavka Nendoroid
>Noumi Kudryavka Figure
>Noumi Kudryavka Age
>Noumi Kudryavka Tumblr
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>nero
>nero cd burner
>nero caesar
>nero caesar - roman emperor
>nero caesar - son of germanicus
neroli
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>>109039216

>Someone with Kud as their waifu

She isn't my waifu, but she is best Little Buster. Good choice, man.
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>>109039266
neroli was suppsoed to be greentext
I need to spell check better.
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>>109032890
who are you quoting?
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>>109039289
Thanks anon, She's such a wonderful girl.
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>>109038458
Rule 34
Kiss
For sale
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>>109038458
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>>109038458
Power level faggotry.
>Ajimu
>beating main characters
Plebs.
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>>109039601
It's sad but that is suppose to be portraying rape.

She's not my favorite monogatari, but damn is she a fleshed out character.
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>>109038656
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>>109033437

I have a few in mind, and thankfully they don't seem to be any more expensive than 50-60 dollars. So once I start my job I'll be able to afford them pretty quickly.
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> Whose your waifu?
Pic related.
> Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
Yes. I currently have three figurines of her, one pin and a key-chain figure thingy.
I'm also waiting for two plush toys, another figurine, another key-chain thingy and a little duplo-looking figure.
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>>109040491
You have shit taste in waifus. Fucking kill yourself.
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Is your waifu eating food in a lewd way?
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>>109040633
Hi buddy
Your waifu a cute

What would/will/did you give your waifu on Valentine's day?
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>>109040633

The nice advantage of having a waifu from a very well-known show that's been around from awhile. I imagine the merch is really high quality too!

Anyway, Sakaki seems like a great waifu. Tall cutie.
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>>109030909
I get tempted to buy merch of Shinobu, but I always feel like it doesn't do her enough justice, and ultimately don't pull the trigger.
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>>109040633
Is it weird not knowing your waifu's first name?
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>>109040925
She doesn't seem to be.
Every time I see Marseille I remind myself I really need to get around to checking out Strike Witches. She seems like a fun character.

>>109040934
My love.
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>>109041111
She appears for two episodes. Well, it's actually just one and a few seconds in the last episode.
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>>109041042

do not touch the shinobu
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Would but too poor. Most stuff is kind of pricy and my current situation doesn't allow that sadly.

I keep an eye on everything though and its good that there is a lot of stuff.

>>109036648
I want to hold hands with my waifu while making love in the missionary position and kissing her passionately

>>109038458
>tumblr
>cosplay
>wallpaper

>>109040934
My love and also spend the day with her and a box of cholocate strawberry pralines.
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>>109040994
mainstream waifu privilege is great, enjoy it if you can
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>>109041159
Aww. Dammit.
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>>109041167
I wish at least one really great fig of her would come out, so that I could order and hotglue it.
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>>109040925
No, she doesn't.
>>109030909
I did your waifu ;3

Post your waifu in a summer dress
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>>109041308

Lewd.

>>109040934

I'm thinking a particularly nice meal, massages, and some awesome chocolates would do the trick. Maybe.
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>>109038458
>Yuno gasai
>yunomori onsen
>yuno league of legends (???)
>yunojuno

>>109039216
I wish. If it ever comes, I'm ordering two!

>>109041433
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>>109040934
Thank you very much, so is yours.

> What would/will/did you give your waifu on Valentine's day?
Chocolate and something cute. Plush toys, preferably of a cat. The first year, I'd also get her a shelf or something where she could display her toys.

>>109040994
The merch is pretty much top notch. And expensive. I just did a quick count and I've spent over 400 USD on her. Worth every penny. And I'm still missing is the figure where she poses with Chiyo-chan and a dakimakura.

>>109041106
It bugs me. I also wish I knew her birthday.
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>>109032890
>That moment when everyone know this shit but no one really gives a fuck anymore
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>>109030909

Yes. I have merchandise of my waifu.
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>>109039934
>>109038656

HOW DO YOU DO IT
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>>109030909
Luca from Umi no Triton.
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>>109041891
please respond
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>>109042403
response
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>>109030909
No because no store this far south sells anime merchandise, although if they did I would content in a couple of pin up posters of pic relate.
>>109040934
In all honesty I could not get anything because I was still trying to find out who she was all those months ago.
>>109041433
Summer time is lovin time.
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>>109042499
Every time is lovin time buddy
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>>109042499
> no store this far south sells anime merchandise
> what is ebay
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>>109042665
>>109042665
>this far south
Of the equator, Also its tends to become a real pain in the ass to import from overseas without being charged extortionate pricing on the goods, from the postage to the GST hikes on it.
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>>109042718
Australian, eh. I feel your pain from the opposite side of the world.
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>>109038458
Not as bad as I expected
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My waifu's the strongest.
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>>109030909
She is Aegis. And yes, I have two figmas.
>>109035981
If she were around, we'd both excel at making idiots out of ourselves.
>>109038458
>aegis media
>aegis capital
>aegis cern
>aegis trust
Interesting.
>>109040925
She doesn't eat at all.
>>109040934
My heart.
Well okay, maybe a heart plushy to symbolize that.
>>109041433
Does this count?
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I've been in a real lovey mood tonight, watching tons of waifu videos and uploading some to youtube.

There's not that much Iori merch that I don't have at this point. Her new fig that I preordered 6 months ago shipped on my birthday coincidentally.

>>109042499
I know an Australian that has a room full of waifu merch, no excuses.
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>>109041530
Good plan. Never know i didn't expect to ever get a beach queens and wound up with one after almost 6 years.

>>109043001
Ausfag here, I just buy everything online looking through stores here would be pointless.

>>109041433
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>>109043001
Yeah about the only real place that I had seen that even remotely sold anime type merchandise got shutdown and moved to another city. But the prices they were changed were fucking ridiculous, so I did not even bother in seeing them again. I am all for dedication but sometimes money is an unavoidable obstacle.
>Also your waifu.
Watching her and Makoto fight in the anime is funny as fuck, seeing as Makoto is sometimes oblivious as to whats being said towards her.
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>Who
The most powerful purse-owner
>Merch?
Yep, limited edition pink version from Arena.
And the d-arts Liz + Thanatos models.
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>>109043153
They're so tsundere for each other.
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>>109043299
About the only significant rivalry I could see in the anime, there may have been others but I did see them. Might see them on the next re run of the series in the next hour or two.
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>>109043257
So much for loyality and justice for Sayaka,
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>>109038458
>ss

The best thing is that I know what those links lead to, and I've read part of it.
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>>109043377
I don't want to sexualize my waifu and she's 14.
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>>109043459
>14
Legal in plenty of countries
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>>109043481
Just don't even reply to the retard, please.
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>>109043481
Sexualizing a 14 year old does not sound like a good time.
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>>109043518
She's not your waifu then, that's called a daughteru. Now get out and stop baiting.
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>>109043558
>Implying you sexualize waifus.

Faggot. You need to get out.
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My waifu is Aoi.
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>>109043582
I'd sexualize your waifu. I have before.
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Oh boy the entire shitposting brigade is here.
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>>109043558
I don't sexualize my waifu since I'm sexually gay.
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>>109043602
Don't sexualize my waifu.
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>>109043620
Then you don't have a waifu.
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>>109043629
You don't have a waifu.
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>>109043629
She's way too sexy not too.
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>>109043672
What is Sayaka-chan?
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>>109043707
just post your waifu being cute~
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>>109043785
She's your daughteru, you fucking retard.
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>>109043707
>actually responding to kevin
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>>109043808
Easy.
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>>109043808
She's always cute.
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>>109043808
So many moments to choose from.
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>>109043707
that's a convenient image to have on hand
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>>109043809
Then what's Hachikuji?
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This poor thread.

>>109043707
Nah, it's early morning 4chan.

>>109043808
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>>109043881
Your other daughteru.
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Hanako <3
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I'm very much in love with her
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>>109043920
Who's Sofia then?
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>your waifu will never have merchandise of her
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>>109044006
>>>/vg/
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>>109044006
It's a bad feeling
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>>109043808
Cute as fuck
>>109043924
>>109044006
There was a time were I used to into the like of her, and that was roughly two years ago. Hell I still even manged to keep safe the 300+ pics of her.
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My waifu is a ghost, and no, I don't buy plastic merchandise of her because I ain't a sucker.
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you're waifu sucks
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>>109044202
that's one cute pic
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>>109044257
Eat shit.
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I have to get up early but I can't fall asleep. Everytime I close my eyes I keep imagining shitty things like people bullying my waifu and saying sexual things about her and me not being able to do anything about it. I hate this so much. Life sucks ;_;
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>>109044431
she loves you, and that's what's important
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>>109044431
I know how it is you've seen the key threads, ignore them and love her that's all that's important man.
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>>109044431
Fuck you nigga, that ain't even a first world problem.
I caught chickenpox and will probably have to miss 2 weeks of work
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>>109043808

Together with Satsuki~
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>>109044431
gonna fug your waifu as soon as you're asleep :D
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>>109044640
>tumblr
>~
Fuck off
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>>109044614
anon you're lucky enough to be working
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Please fill it in, I am interested!
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Makise Kurisu, my favorite tsundere. I want to purchase stuff of her, but I don't have money to...
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>>109044722
We chose each other.
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>>109044722
None works.
My waifu didn't choose me because she can't see into this dimension.
I didn't choose to fall in love with her, it just happened.
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>>109044714
I'm just hoping they don't decide to fire me after this.
It's a shitty paying job, but I can't complain about much else, so I don't want to lose it.
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Goodnight waifu thread.
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>>109044774
If it you couldn't help it she chose you, anon.
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>>109044461
>>109044482
I know you guys are right. And thank you, even though I always know I love her and she loves me, it still helps to hear that.
Sage for semi-blogshit, sorry about that.
I just kinda felt like if I didn't get it out or say anything at all it would keep getting worse in my mind.


>>109044614
That's true, but if I complained about anything else then it would be too off-topic and I would look like a bigger faggot than I am already.

Anyways I'm gonna try and get some sleep. Goodnight waifu thread. Most of you and you're waifus are pretty lovely.
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goodnight
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>tfw my waifu will never look at me with a disgusted expression
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>>109038458
Your waifu is actually a husbando.
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>>109045308
Sleep is for the weak. I want to sleep but the sun caught up to me again. Looks like I have another day of no sleep

goodnight
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>Whose your waifu?
Frederica.

>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
I wish, there really isn't any.

>>109035981
Uh, I guess not?
But I try to not make an ass out of myself in public eitherway.

>>109036648
Sounds fun, but I also want her to sexually dominate me.
T-then, when we're done, we could hold each other, and k-kiss!
A-and fall asleep in each others arms~


>>109036759
>taking turns
That's what I'm talkin' about.
Of course, there'd be times when nobody is really "dominating" the other.

>>109037284
I want Sixteen to explain her reasoning.

>>109038458
Sawyer The Cleaner:
>Black Lagoon
>Rule 34 (oh my!)
>Fanfiction
>Quotes
>Wallpaper

>>109040925
She can.

>>109040934
Box of chocolates.
Roses.
Kisses.
The D.

>>109044257
Like none other. She does things with her mouth to me that no other girl could ever hope to achieve.

>>109045352
You can always pretend.
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>>109030909
Best waifu Shinobu OP have great taste
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>>109045373
She's a girl. She said so herself.
>>109030909
I have bought her manga. She has no other merchandise.
>>109040925
No. She's not lewd.
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>>109046101
But she's always naked or doing a panty shot whenever you post her. Very lewd.
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>>109030909
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
I would like to buy something more in the future.

>>109035981
No.

>>109038458
>Mio Akiyama
>Mio Akiyama seiyuu
>Mio Akiyama tumblr
>Mio Akiyama cosplay

"You are lucky because she's popular", they said.

>>109040925
She's not lewd at all.

>>109040934
Sweets, musical merchandise, a romantic date.

>>109041433
>>109043808
Ok.
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>>109043808
>>109041433

>>109040925
No she isn't.

>>109035981
No.
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>>109046177
She doesn't end up in these situations because she wants to. She's pure since they occur against her will.
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She may look 3DPD, but she's actually a 1D waifu.
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>>109047050
Godly taste anon
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>>109047050
If that's a 1D waifu, what do 0D waifus look like?
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Non waifu guy here
How did you chose your waifu? When did you realize you had a waifu or you wanted one?
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>>109044006

Just get a figma that looks like her and go to town with a blowtorch.
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>>109030909
I get most things. I try to keep the buys practical outside of figures.
>>109040934
Love, flowers, chocolate. The usual. I try switching it up best I can.
>>109047958
You don't choose. Anyone who says they did doesn't have one. You can choose to accept things, you can choose who to stay with, but you do not choose who you love.

I realized instantly.
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I wish she had proper merch that doesn't need dexterous hands.
>>109035981
Not really.
>>109038458
>Momokawa (sake)
>Kawasaki (motor bikes)
Unsurprisingly, nothing with her full name
>>109040934
Self-made chocolate, take her to a restaurant in the 90% probable case I fuck up.
>>109041433
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All I have is a keychain
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>>109038458
>station
There's a station that shares her last name
>songs
>yakusoku lyrics
>idolm ster
>rise
>wallpaper

>>109041433
Was quite pleased when first seeing this cover.

>>109030909
Yeah I buy merch. Mostly her CDs or figures.

>>109043153
I've never had a store nearby for anime merch, always have to import online.

>>109045352
I want to be 9393'd.

>>109047958
You don't choose. It just happened gradually, I never wanted or didn't want one.
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Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
In defense?
Out of convenience?
For profit?
For fun even?

Would you shower with her?

Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
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>>109045968
>not buying a badass chainsaw.
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>>109046101
If an apple calls itself an orange HOLY FUCK ITS A TALKING APPLE
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>>109030909
Yes, I have some posters, figures, mug and daki.

>>109035981
I don't think so.

>>109036648
I want to hug tightly my waifu and tell her that everything will be fine, because I'm here to protect her.

>>109038458
nothing surprising.
>world is mine
>anime
>project diva
>wikipedia

>>109040925
Of course not.

>>109040934
My love. Also, I would give her flowers and/or chocolate and take her on a nice date with dinner.

>>109041433
>>109043808
ok

>>109047958
You don't choose your waifu. You just have to watch anime, read manga and VNs and after some time she may find you. You will think about her more and more, collect her pictures, imagine her lying next to you when you are falling asleep, etc. Every time you look at or think about her you will feel warm, nice feeling.
You know when you find one.
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>>109054159
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a duck.
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>>109030909
Just the greatest miracle of the universe.
And yes I do. I've already spent hundreds on merchandise of her.
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>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?

Probably none of those, though profit seems to be the most likely factor. She seems business minded enough.

>Would you shower with her?
Yes.

>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
M-maybe. I'd be curious to indulge hers.

>>109054039
I couldn't possibly hope to give her a saw that's better than her own.

Also, it seems more like a birthday or Christmas present.

Also, did you know that Valentine's Day is by far the most common day for couples to try anal?
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>>109030909
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
Not really of her, I guess it could be considered part of her though. I still need to get another to complete the set.
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>>109038458
>Erio Touwa wiki
>Erio Touwa icons
>Erio Touwa zerochan
>Erio Touwa nendoroid
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>>109054844
If it's legal where you live, I'd suggest buying a Beretta 92 Inox, and then spend time and money converting it to be just like Revy's Cutlass, long slide, long barrel, pearl grips (or ivory, if you have a lot whole lot of cash), whole shebang.

Would be cool to see.
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Do you have any ailments you worry might bother you're waifu?
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>>109055046
Inox is a 92FS with an inox finish, basically stainless.
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I do buy merchandise of Peach. I recently bought the Peach Wii Remote and plan to buy the Peach Gamecube controller when it comes out.

>>109035981
Not in any specific instance, but she did mellow out my personality in such a way that it's made me much less likely to do so.

>>109041433
Okay

>>109045352
She might if I asked her to do it... hopefully
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>>109054976
>>109055131
Ah, I see. Yeah, maybe some day. It would be quite an endeavor. For now, airsoft replicas will do.
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>>109030909
I made a watch that's similar to this one, for her you know?

It's something special making your own merchandise for your waifu.
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>>109035981
No... Not really. Feels like I've done more stupid shit due to my love for her.

>>109030909
Only dakis so far, no other merch. ;_;

>>109036648
Dominating is shit, getting dominated is where it's at.

>>109040934
Chocolate and lots and lots of love! Make it a great day for her.
Isn't Valentines day in Japanese culture the other way around, girls gives boy chocolate or did I mix it all up?

>>109040925
She eat's it cute and normal.

>>109041433
Summer dress is love.

>>109043808
My waifu is always cute.
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>>109043808

>>109053420
Wai waifu has killed in self defense.

Yes

I don't know
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Hibikin is my beautiful wife

>>109030909
Yeah, I buy pretty much any merch of her I can get my hands on. Although lately it's not as much anymore, mainly because I pretty much have everything official.

>>109035981
Nope.

>>109038458
Seems like it doesn't seem to suggest anything, eh.

>>109039266
>>nero cd burner
Hah.

>>109040934
Cuddles, loads of chocolate. Loads of sex

>>109040925
Not at all.
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>>109053420
She kills other Servants I guess.

>Would you shower with her?
Of course I would!

>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Most definitely.

>>109055081
My back and hands are fucked up, especially my hands. They shake all the time, lock up, cramp, ache, and have very little strength. I have trouble doing a lot of things, and I worry about it being an inconvenience to her when, doing, things, and just doing things that involve my hands in general.

>>109056143
Pls no bully.
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>>109053420
Showering together would be too odd and awkward for me.

>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
I very doubt that. My fetishes aren't easy to do that with.

>>109055081
Not really. Unless lotsa wounds and a bit of overweight counds.
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>>109030909
I love Mami! And yes, I buy anything I can.
>>109035981
I'd say it's a 50/50.
>>109036648
I want to do lots of things with her everyday for the rest of my life
>>109038458
>Tomoe Mami death
>Tomoe Mami witch
>Tomoe Mami wiki
>Tomoe Mami figure
>>109040925
I don't think so.
>>109040934
Sweets, keki, merchandise, a date, spent the day with her and a letter.
>>109041433
Okay!
>>109043808
She's always cute.
>>109044006
But she's in your heart and soul!
>>109044722
I have been saying this for a while, she chooses you.
>>109047958
You don't choose. There will be a time when you'll find a girl and you'll start feeling that special feeling.
>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
Yes and no.
>Would you shower with her?
Hell yeah!
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Yes.
>>109055081
No at all.
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>>109055081
No. I am fine.

>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
She doesn't like it but she would do it to protect the people she cares about.

>Would you shower with her?
Of course

>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Yes.
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>>109040934
I'd help her and my brother from another mother have a wonderful day together while I take pictures of her smiling/being happy.
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You all have completely shit taste in waifus

pic related is the only good waifu
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>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
Yes, obviously. She's just a normal girl.

>Would you shower with her?
Hell yes.

>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Yes. I'm into vanilla.

>>109055081
Scars don't count, right? I mean, big ones.
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>>109061360
TELL ME ABOUT SPAIN !

WHY DID THEY LOSE THE MATCH ?
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>>109061360
Scars shouldn't be a problem.
I think my waifus scars are cute (and I think she wouldn't have any issues with my scars).
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>>109043808
The cutest.

>>109053420
I doubt she'd even be able to hurt anyone, not even verbally. She's just too sweet for that.

>shower
No way, why would we do that when we could take a bath together?

>>109055081
Nothing at all, unless a pollen allergy or a minor heart disorder counts.
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>>109061841
>a romantic bath with one's waifu
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>>109040934

I gave her chocolate chips. Next time I want to give her strawberry cake.

>>109044006

I kind of know that feel. I want a dakimakura of Mio so bad.

>>109053420

>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?

She's beaten up people before, but I wouldn't say she'd kill people.

>In defense?

Maybe, but that applies to all humans.

>Out of convenience
>For profit
>For fun even

No.

>Would you shower with her?

Sure.

>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?

I imagine it'd work both ways.

>>109055081

High functioning autism
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I would love to take a romantic bath with the waifu
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Post you're waifu in a cute swimsuit.
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>>109030909
No, but I've always wanted a wall scroll.

>>109053420
Sexy bath fun time is always on the agenda. I can thank Palma from Thousand Arms for turning me on to that.

>>109041433
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Oh look, this thread is still up.

>>109053420

Who wouldn't shower with their waifu?

She'd definitely indulge in some of my fetishes, but probably only some. Some are just too weird. I would be okay with this.

If you got married to your waifu, would she change her last name to match yours? Or would she keep hers?
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>>109030909
My reunion with my waifu is just a matter of time so buying merchandise is not necessary.
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>>109038656

So what's the backstory to this character? Extreme yandere?
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>>109063215

My last name is funny in English, so she'd most likely keep her last name.
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>>109063215
She'd probably use mine since it's German. And I think she likes using German-esque names for her attacks.
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>>109063370
Barely remember anything from that series but no. Not yandere at all. Just a dark part of her that manifests itself (for character developments sake) and relates to her death I think.
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>>109062928
Okay
>>109063215
My last name would never fit her name at all. So she would keep hers.
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>>109030909
>Do you buy merchandise of your waifu?
Sadly, no. But one day I'll get a job, and then I can afford to buy nice things for her.
>>109043808
Can do!
>>109047958
>choose
That's not how it works. I mean, if you want to you could try to go down that path but for me what happened was I just fell in love with Akari one day. It was unexpected.
I was pretty neutral to the waifu concept, but I'm glad I have her.
>>109053420
>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
Akari hates hurting things. She would never hurt anyone or anything. Maybe in a critical situation where her or anyone she cares about lives are in danger she would.
>Would you shower with her?
Yeah, as long as we're both comfortable with it. For me, I'm not sure I'd be comfortable enough doing that in a 3D world. In a 2D world though, I would be very comfortable.
>>109055081
None that I know of.
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Such a long thread
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>>109062928

>>109063215
My last name is long and silly, and yes I'd like her to have my last name
>>109064051
You have a cute waifu
(invisible joke here)
>>109064174
Why do you always want thread to ded?
>>
pic of my waifu sipping from some of my finest china and reading classic literature
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>>109030909
Yes, I buy merch. I just got her DS game in the mail (pic related), and I'm expecting to get a couple of animation cells of her soon.

>>109035981
Not usually, but thinking of her has taught me to tolerate children much better, so I suppose there's that.

>>109040934
It's too early to think about next VDay. Besides, her birthday and Christmas come up first.

>>109053420
Too many questions at once.

>Does your waifu have any compulsions against killing?
I think it would be out of defense if anything, otherwise she would just freeze them to incapacitate. Her in the beginning, though...

>Would you shower with her?
The, um, preferred temperature difference would be far too great to handle.

>>109055081
I don't think so, but there probably is.

>>109063215
No offense, but I hope she keeps hers. My last name is very plain and wouldn't go very well with her first name. Besides, it means Snow White, and she is my princess.
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>>109030909
Of course I buy her merch, I love her. A fig, a blu-ray and also a key-chain as soon as Mandarake sorts their shit out.

>>109038458
>ryougi shiki nendoroid
>ryougi shiki figure
>ryougi shiki married

>>109040925
She only eats Häagen-Datz ice-cream, sometimes in her underwear.

>>109040934
Ice cream. And a kiss.

>>109053420
My waifu is innocent and pure and has only killed once, in self-defense. Although she is extremely proficient at it. Like, really fucking good at it.
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>>109064651
If i wanted it dead do you think i would bump it with a picture?
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Does you're waifu have a favorite color?

Red is nice. Something for the brave.
Pink is also nice. Feminine and beautiful.
Green is love and nature.
Blue for the open and majestic sky.
Purple for royality and loyality.
>>
>>109065127
She seems to like blues and purples. I would say white for the snow as well, but white isn't really a colour.
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>>109065127
But my waifu's favourite color is yellow
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>>109040934
Love

>>109044006
i feel you
Just wait until 3d printing becomes super good, then you can print keychains, figures andonaholes

>>109053420
Killing is a part of her existence.
>Would you shower with her
Yeah, all the time.
>Would she be the kind of girl to indulge your fetishes?
Maybe, if not i would be glad to indulge hers.

>>109062928
sure
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>>109065127
I think she'd like baby blue or violet
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>>109062928
Okay.

Hey /a/ does your waifu ever cosplay?
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>>109065442
She is no otaku but she does cosplay
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>not speaking your waifu's language
>not lifting for your waifu
>not being the type of person your waifu deserves

Have you done your reps today?
Have you exercised today?
Have you improved yourself today?
You're not worthy of your waifu unless you've done at least one of those things. Your beautiful waifu deserves the nothing but the best.
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>>109065442
;v;

>>109065561
anon you're an inspiration ily
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>>109065127
Ran, (blue) loves Chen, (orange)
and Yukari, (purple)
>>109065442
as Chen
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>>109030909
a daki and some regular sized pillows
>>109040934
some kind of cute animal themed chocolate probably
>>109065561
i got a gym membership a year ago, been going 3 times a week or so for a while now
>>
>>109065442

Only in fanart.
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>>109065561
I haven't done any of that in years

Call the cops i don't give a fuck
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>>109061495
Ok then. They don't hurt, but they can be irritating sometimes.

>>109062928
Ok.

>>109063215
I prefer if she keep hers. My last name is shit.

>>109065127
I think it's not mentioned, but they would be blue/turquoise and purple.

>>109065442
Nope.

>>109065561
>not speaking your waifu's language
Sadly I can't speak japanese.
>not lifting for your waifu
I lift almost every day.
>not being the type of person your waifu deserves
I'm trying.
>Have you done your reps today?
>Have you exercised today?
Yes and yes.
>Have you improved yourself today?
More or less.
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>>109065561
I went back to school and got a job for her.

It's just a shame there are some things I can't change about myself.
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Neptune is my waifu and the main Character of my heart.

I've got a figure, a dakimakura, and all the games. I've also got a another figure ordered it looks like shit.
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>>109044751
Good taste anon.
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>>109053420
She's a good girl who dislikes violence. Still, she is willing to defend herself and those she cares for if necessary.
>>109065127
She seems to have a blue theme.
>>109065561
But I don't know what language mai waifu speaks.
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>>109066127
Imai-san sure does know how to play a Tsunderes, doesn't she?
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>>109030909
Erica Fontaine is the reason why I love Sakura Taisen so much. I bought a limited edition version of Sakura Taisen 3 that came with a music box with her on the cover. So worth it.
>>109035981
Well, she's made me into a kinder person, if that counts.
>>109036648
I want to make love to Erica while holding hands with her.
>>109038458
>Erica Fontaine
>Erica Fontaine Gymnastics
>Erica Fontaine Dollfie
>Erica Fontaine Rule 34
>>109040925
Nope. She just eats pudding and enjoys the heck out of it.
>>109040934
I want to give her the biggest hug she's ever received.
>>109043808
Erica's always cute when she's smiling. Or blushing. Or both.
>>109047958
You don't choose your waifu. You realize that you and your soon-to-be waifu are meant for each other.
>>109053420
Well, she kills steam-demons threatening Paris.
>>109055081
Not at all. Even if I did, she could just use her spiritual powers to heal my wounds.
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>>109065561

>implying I don't speak my waifu's language or lift

Today I worked, lifted, and slapped the bass. That's good enough for my waifu. Nobody is perfect, but at least I put in effort to make myself a better person. One foot in front of the other, forever.
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>>109065442
She dresses up in a cat-suit for her night-job at Chattes Noire.
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Would you lick you're waifu's feet?
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>>109030909
which anime is this from?
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>>109066190
It's weird, I normally hate tsundere characters for being annoying and overly aggressive, Kurisu just pulls it off so perfectly.
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>>109065442
Only in fanart. She apparently likes seiyuu jokes.
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>>109066378
Gatchaman Crowds.
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>>109065442
Only in shitty idol spin offs that shouldn't exist and have 4 fucking songs.
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She doesn't have much merchandise, but I own several dakimakura of her. She's really soft and comfy in bed.
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>>109044257
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>>109030909
I've bought a lot of her merchandise over the years.
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>>109065442
In fanart, and not very much at that. This is one of the only pieces I have with Mizore, and even then it's a seiyuu joke.
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>>109066424

Anon pls

pls
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>>109066584
did you get them custom done? where, if so? do you also own that many pillows, or do you just change the case. getting one custom done cost me around $70. id love another case but it is so expensive
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>>109030909
Akiyama Mio.
No, because i don't own anything yet of her.

>>109035981
No, because I'm not a fool.

>>109036648
I want her to dominate me.

>>109038458
>Akiyama Mio
>Tumblr
>Cosplay
>Konachan
>Other art websites


>>109040925
No she don't. Not canonically, because god knows how many "creative" artists there is on the internet.

>>109040934
I don't really like the idea of "show your love that very day". Every day should loving day.

>>109041433
That's a sundress, right ?

>>109044431
>Caring about what people says on internet

>>109044661
Oy vey !

>>109053420
She's peaceful and wouldn't hurt anyone.
And in case of defense, she would be scared to death anyway.

Of course i would.
My fetishes aren't really special, so i guess yes

>>109055081
I have nothing special. Nothing physically special. Just a little depressed sometimes.

>>109065127
Well, her colors are Turquoise/Black.
The closest thing would be blue.

>>109065442
Not canonically.

>>109065561
>Langage
Almost no one here does you know.
>Lift
Okay, i admit that i don't.
>Reps, Exercise, Improved
I did literally nothing productive today.

>nothing but the best
I'm not the best, but i would be the worst if i let your words touch me.

"it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward"
-Rambo Balboa IV
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How did your waifu react when you proposed to her?
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>>109066817
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>>109066817
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>>109065127
Yes, Purple.

>>109065561
I speak english, so there's that. Can't work out a lot.

>>109066378
If she wanted me to...

>>109063215
Not sure she has a last name... Still, she would decide. I wouldn't be too fuzzy.

>>109066817
>

Need to sleep, feels like my nose gonna bleed. Good night waifu thread.
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>>109066817
propose what?
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>>109066378
I want to fuck my waifu's feet. And thighs. And armpits.
And all those normal areas too.
I want to fuck every part of her, essentially.

>>109066817
About as well as expected.
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>>109065127
I don't know...heh
>>109065561
>not speaking your waifu's language
I don't.
>not lifting for your waifu
I do.
>not being the type of person your waifu deserves
I always try my best.

>Have you done your reps today?
Later.
>Have you exercised today?
No.
Have you improved yourself today?
I hope so.

Damn she gives me force to to those things. I'll do it for her.

>>109066378
That's my fetish.
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>>109066817
i haven't proposed to her
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>>109066950
Try to not to die.
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>>109066817
I really can't picture myself proposing. I would just tell her to marry me and give her one of those plastic rings from a toy capsule vending machine.
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>>109066424
Monogatari series
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>>109067171
That expression is 2slutty4me
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>>109066817

;_;
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>>109067442
Dream come true
I want my waifu to judge my cock in a smug manner.
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>>109067609
How big a cock must be to please a waifu?
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>>109067654
As big as hentai ones
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>>109067726
Then I am good.
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>>109067654
There is a chart
8 inches (20 cm) is ideal.
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>>109066378
Of course, she has the softest of vampire-loli feet. Her feet probably taste like donuts.
>>109063215
Shinobu would be the dominant one in our relationship, so she'd keep her last name.
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>>109030909
>thinking of shinobu
>open /a/
>the first thread i see features her in the op
Magic.
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>>109067796
What do you do if your waifu is canonically hetero?
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>>109067893
what sort of question is this
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>>109066817
...
>>109067438
>slutty
You wouldn't mind you're waifu giving that look to you, anon.
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>>109067880
Shinobu takes up much of my thought process. Even if she's a powerful, ancient vampire, she's still a qtpi
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>>109066683
No, they're not custom done. I have 4 covers and 4 stuffing.
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>tfw no merch of your waifu
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>>109066817
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the only thing i have of hers is a few pictures and what little love i have left in my heart.
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>>109068102
I need to buy a daki pillow and a bunch of sheets. But goddamn am I way too poor for this shit.
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>>109068102
ah neat. where did you get yours?
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>>109068116
you could buy lemon anal lube
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Your waifu leans up to kiss you after you just came in her mouth from her blowjob.

What do you do?
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>>109068146
.. I know that feeling. I feel so poor with my couple of posters and wall scrolls.. I must acquire a figure or a daki of my sweet, sweet waifu.Only difference is, I have hundreds of Shinobu pictures and lots of love in my heart for her <3
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>>109066378
It's not a fetish of mine, but If she wants it...

>>109066817
Something like the gif, probably.
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>>109068297
She did that because i asked her to share some with me, she shouldn't be so selfish and hog it all.
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>>109068297
Let her kiss me and go for round 2 with the incentive of donuts if she accepts.
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>>109066817

>>109068297
Close my eyes and brace for impact
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>>109066817
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>>109068297
Kiss her back, and as our lips part, I use my finger to wipe off any remaining drops of semen from her face, just to see her cute reaction.
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>>109066817

>>109068037
That image made me laugh for some reason...
>>109068313
I did your waifu ;3
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>>109067964
>what sort of question is this

What would a girl do to have sex with their waifu if she is canonically hetero?

I have no dick with which to pleasure.
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>>109067893

You find justification for some leeway, webm related.

If not, then I don't know what to tell you. 2d and 3d are pretty different worlds though, so who knows.
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>>109068313
i dont have possesions because of money, its not about the money, its about the love.
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>>109068357
>>109068395
>>109068448
this is one of those things that sounds fine until you actually orgasm, then its going to completely gross you out. think about it for a minute, how you feel after you masturbate. you really gonna want that nasty smelly stuff anywhere near your mouth and face afterwards?
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>>109068297
What kind of question is this? Kiss that bitch, nigga!
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>>109068463
mfw
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>>109068486
Strap-on. Or use animagic to grow a futacock. Or give her the V and turn her into a lesbian.

I'm guessing.
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>>109066817
Like this.

>>109067796
Well, time for me to commit sudoku then.

>>109068315
>It's not a fetish of mine
How disappointing. You're missing one of the best things of the planet. Just like your whole country missed the world cup.

That was so bad that the king himself left !

>>109068297
>Refusing a kiss from your waifu, after she did you a great pleasuring act
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>>109068527
After I cum in my waifu I want to do nothing but kiss her. I don't care if I taste my own semen.
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>>109068541
http://jellycatz.deviantart.com/art/ShinobuSUniformClinez-397802196?
captcha: snlcur art
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>>109068527
It's worth it to get to kiss my waifu
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>>109068527
Well, if you masturbate, it's different. If it's with someone you really love, like your Waifu, you wouldn't mind since you'd be happy to be with her.
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>>109068486
Use your fingers, sister.
Also, sex toys, egg vibrators a best

>>109068448
You're a lewd one.

>>109068527
>smelly
Semen is smelly?
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>>109065561
>not speaking your waifu's language
She speaks English though.

>>109066378
>lick
I'm, uh not, sure about lick, but there's plenty of fun things I could do with them.

>>109066817
I don't believe in marriage, we don't need an institution or organization to officially recognize our love.

>>109068297
N-no tongue!
I can return the favor either way.

>>109068627
As I said, there's another "mouth" I can "kiss".
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>>109068632
>>109068678
>>109068679
not sayin i wouldn't do it, i probably would. but it would definitely gross me out, having semen in my mouth. not really a fetish of mine but whatever, to each his own
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>>109068297
Commence snowballing.
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>>109055154
Just for you
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>>109068775
>snowballing
>not a glass bottom boat
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>>109068755
>>109068297
>>109068527

Funny how i had a dream about her in this exact situation
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>>109068736
>Semen is smelly?
yes, quite nasty in a weird way. its going to vary depending on diet and the person and such, but its never going to smell very good. hard to describe, the only thing similar ive smelled is the cap of a portobello mushroom, strangely enough.

though i guess, im sure theres people out there who actually enjoy the smell and taste, but im betting its not a relatively large amount of people
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>>109062928

>>109065127
Assuming her image color is her favorite then blue. Which is also my favorite.

>>109065442
For her job once.

>>109065561
I'm learning Jap.
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>>109068655
I'd love to see Shinobu in Hachikuji's outfit. Not saying her dress isn't cute,though.
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Has your're waifu ever motivated you to do/learn anything new in real life? My waifu is a musician and she is the motivation for me to learn to learn and other instruments.
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>>109065561
I exercise every day, but my chronic pain keeps me from exercising more and is worsened by simply jogging.
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>>109068736
I haven't kept toys around in forever.

I just want to live that experience of shoving a hard meaty rob into my waifu's vagina and pumping her to the brim with semen. And have her carry my child and give birth to my child.
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>>109068991
Excercise
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>>109068037
Too slutty for Mami, I mean. Not my thing, though.
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>>109068991
My waifu motivated me to learn how to make donuts.
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>>109068991
I tried studying music for her before. I didn't get any better but I learned a bit of basic piano.
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>>109068991
I draw my wife every day. She is the sole reason I took up drawing.
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>>109068991
Since she loves eating i learned cooking
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>>109068991
Well, she motivated me to try helping people out more often.
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>>109069143
De donde eres?
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>>109066817
Y-yes...
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>>109069193
¿Porque quieres saberlo?
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>>109069279
Tengo curiosidad
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>>109069102
Music theory isn't too difficult to grasp anon
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>>109068736
>Semen is smelly?
Are you not a man?
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You are busy making love to you're waifu and ready to load your love inside her but then she tells you that its dangerous today.

What do?
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>>109069330
whats dangerous? cumming inside her?
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>>109068991
I tried to learn about Finland unironically until i realized its a hellhole.

>>109068872
Gross, i had no idea.

>>109069036
Its probably not as good as you think, you should enjoy the yuri life better, sister. i can understand the part about the child, though.
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>>109069308
It wasn't the theory that was the problem, it was I never improved at singing. Video related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0CIsUF_d8
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>>109069330
I don't think vampires can get pregnant though..
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Would you love your waifu if she went to prison?
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>>109069279
Te quiero besar y violar.
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>>109068872
>portobello mushrooms
In smell, yes, a little, but I hear it's supposed to be very sour and bitter in taste, a bit like vinegar.

A f-friend told me.
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>>109069330
Instantly release inside.

Die horribly.

Be resurrected and be killed again.

Worth.
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>>109069305
Adivina

>>109069423
Pervertido
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>>109069437
the taste will vary much more than the smell will. taste greatly depends upon diet and if the person smokes and stuff like that. its almost always going to be salty though. apparently drinking loads of pineapple juice or other sweet fruit juices can make it taste much less bitter and maybe even a little sweet
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>>109069403
I'm sure my waifu would just break free.But, if she were to be imprisoned, I'd still love her.
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>>109069330
Say "I don't care, I want you" and cum inside her
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>>109069476
>Adivina
Por lo menos dame una pista
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>>109069476
Por lo menos déjame acariciar tu cuerpo.
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>>109069367
>probably not as good as you think
It's probably about the most pleasurable experience a man can have, doubly so because it's with the person he loves.
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>>109069369

Depends on the program. Some are more concerned about your ability to reproduce a given note by reading it, so it's not about "how good you are at singing" as much.

>>109069403

It depends on what for. Laws are man-made. Can't really think of her doing anything too terrible after character development happened.

If your waifu expressed interest in a threesome with you and another girl, what would you do?
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