>Kill Me Baby >not a single dead infant throughout the show

>Detroit Metal City
>takes place in Japan

>It's not my fault that I am not popular
>Yes it is

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>Code Breaker
>not about intercepting encrypted messages and deciphering them

>steins;gate
>not about frankenstein semicolon gate

>Prince of Tennis
>Not about royalty playing a game of Tennis.

>Sword art online
>not a single piece artwork featuring swords

>>107533435
>Bleach
>Not about bleach

>Free!
>nobody is American

>>107533435
>not a single dead infant throughout the show
>not "Not about a Scottish abortion clinic"

>Death Note
>Not about death no....wait never mind

>Akame ga Kill
>Akame is never kill

Trying too hard anon

>Lime Colored War Tales
>Not about a lime colored book filled with war stories

>>107533435
>My little sister cannot be this cute
>Yes she can

>mahou shoujo madoka magica
>not about magical girls

>K-ON!
>WHERE IS THE FUCKING MUSIC?

>Clannad
>Does not feature Clannad nor any of their songs

>>107533435
>Guilty Crown
>The Crown wasn't the culprit

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>>107535629
10/10

>Patema inverted
>Patema wasn't inverted

>Kimagure orange road
>There are no orange roads in the entire series.

>M3
>not about a BMW drifting down the touge

>Kuroshitsuji
>The butler isn't black

>Attack on Titan
>not about Earth invading the alien civilization on Titan

>Vampire Knight
>The Princess did all the work.

>>107533435
>Ghost in the Shell
>not a TMNT Halloween special

>Mikakunin de Shinkoukei
>The unidentified are identified

>Toradora!
>There are no dragons or tigers

>The melancholy of haruhi suzumiya
>more like the melancholy of kyon because >haruhi is a bitch

>Eureka Seven
>Not about Archimedes celebrating his 7 discoveries

>Mekakucity actors
None of them are actually actors.

>Silver Spoon
>There aren't any rich people.

>Mekaku City Actors
>No one is an actor

>Darker than Black
>UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

>Akuma no Riddle
>There are no Akuma

>Boku no pico
>Pico is not yours

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>>107535902

>>107535613
>>107535722
>>107535798
>>107535801
>>107535850
>>107535866
>>107535872
>>107535902
YOU DID A BAD JOB.

>Black Cat
>Does not follow the exploit of a feline prone to give people bad luck.

>You did a bad job
>Not even an anime

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>>107535804

>Bakemonogatari
>not a single story about baking

>>107536098
well played

>>107536098
>Nisemonogatari
>actually everyone is kind of a dick

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>>107535422

>Wake up, girls
>they don't wake up
>they aren't even asleep

>Angel Beats!
>Kanade isn't a DJ

>>107535633
chuckled everytime.

>Daily Life with a Monster Girl
>comes out monthly

>>107536291
>nor an angel

>Gj-Bu
>no one does a job, much less a good one

>Cream Lemon
>not a cooking show about pie

>Dragon Ball Z
>There is no Dragon Ball with a "Z" on it.

>golden time
>there is no golden time

>Working!
>they spend 95% of their time slacking or goofing off

>Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight
>full of yuri

>>107536291
>Angel Beats!
>No one uses Beats

>>107536381
>Golden Time
>not about a nation in it's prime

>>107536386
thatsthejoke

>Kanon
>not about moe buddhist nuns

>>107536425
Obviously.

>>107535633

Never fails to make me smile.

>High School of the Dead
>Not about teaching zombies to read

>Mob Psycho 100
>not about 100 psychotic mobs.

>Mezzo Forte
>not Nodame Cantabile with fucking

>Kill la Kill
>only 2 people die

>>107536180
>Monogatari Series Second Season
>it's really the third

>>107536356
>Paprika
>not the Latin cooking show that comes on after that

>>107536512
That's why it has kill in the name twice dum-dum.

>Unbreakable Machine-Doll
>Machine dolls tend to break fairly easily

>Jormungand
>any single nordic god appeared

>>107533435
>Attack on Titan
>Not enough tits

>>107536437
I don't get it

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>Seitokai Yakuindomo
>It's actually about a student council

>Fullmetal Alchemist
>Only 1 arm and 1 leg are made of metal

>>107533435
the point is that babies are killing you, not killing a baby.

>black lagoon
> it's actually run by a nigger

>>107536601
>black lagoon
>the black guy's name is dutch, not lagoon

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>The world God only knows
>there is no god

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>>107536573
That's why you're going to be reincarnated as a tapeworm.

>>107536638
> there are no black dutch people

>nana to kaoru
>not about a FtM transgender high school student

>Fate Stay Night
>No foregone conclusion to eternal night.

>Tenchi Muyo
>they still need him

>>107536661
>idolatry

>Gatchaman crowds
>there are only like 6 gatchamen

>>107536656
Did you even read the ending?
Fucking Elsie

>Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
>The guy never commit sudoku

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>>107536656
Euphoric!

>idolmaster
>the idols aren't treated like slaves

>>107536861
Who win?

>medaka box
>not about a box or medaka

>>107533647
If it didn't all you would see is black people.

>>107536900
Chihiro

I'm just glad he picked someone frankly. I was hoping for Ayase but whatever. He didn't leave us out to dry like a lot of harem authors at least.

>durarara
>thats not even a word

>>107536940
>Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai
>None of these are words

>>107536925
That's pretty gay, anon. I'm glad I dropped it now

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>K-ON!
>It's not about teens who live their lives based on the element Potassium

>Fate/zero
>Everyone had faith in something

>>107536913
it was...

>Attack on titan
>Show isn't about a a tac the lives on the moon Titan

>>107533435
>Kill la Kill
>Only one person is actually killed

>>107537033
>not divide by zero

>>107536940
>Baccano
>it's mellow half the time
>nobody speaks italian

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>K-ON!
>K is never activated

>>107537124
She can activate my K if you know what I mean.

>>107537033
Faith and fate are different you mongoloid

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>Stein's Gate
>The gate is never returned to its rightful owner

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>>107537166

>>107537155

I don't know what you mean. Explain it to me.

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>To Love-Ru
>Ru is never seen, the show lacks its central heroine.

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>>107537209
Faith is the belief of something
Fate is your destiny

>girls und panzer
>
nevermind

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>Dog Days
>Kane and Lynch are nowhere to be found

>attack on Titan
>They are getting attacked by titans

>Riddle Story of Devil
>what

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>>107537235
That scene is hotter than 90% of the hentai on market.

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>>107537251
Shit, sorry my bad I screwed up the wordplay

>Bleach
>Not about laundry

>>107537124
But my D is activated.

>Log Horizon
>Not a story about gay lumberjacks

>no game no life
>there are actually lots of games and lives

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>A Certain Magical Index
>The Index was a person the whole time

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>Air
>Everything happens on the ground.

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>Spice and Wolf
>The Wolf hangs out with a human for most of the show

>>107533435
>Planetes
>Neither Hachi nor Tanabe are wanderers (go look the title up)

>Kiniro Mosaic
>It's animated, instead of still-motion shots of mosaics

>>107537414

>Hachi literally goes wandering to Mars

>futari wa Milky Holmes
The man-milk guzzling detective is single

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>Psychotic Girl and Adolescent Boy
>The girl is also an adolescent but you wouldn't know it by the title.

>>107537307
Extra points for having her tongue out.
There is a serious lack of this

>>107537440
>Jupiter is now Mars
But by the end he has a home to return to, rather than just a destination to travel to.

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>Zero's Familiar
>They don't seem to know each other at the start of the show.

>>107537412
But there are apples all the time too

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>The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
>She's the happiest character in the show.

>>107537412
>Spice and Wolf
>Not about Wolves cooking

> Boku ha tomodachi ga sukunai
> MC is surrounded with friends, has a social life and plenty of girls who want his dick

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>Psycho Pass
>not about Psychos doing Psychotic things and being excuse because they have a Psycho Pass

>>107535908
That's the riddle. Where did he go!

>>107535620
wtf is that name actually supposed to reference anyways?

>vento oreo
>the wind isnt made of gold

>steel ball run
>the guys with steel balls dont do any running

>jojolion
>theres no lions

>diamond is not crash
>hes the only jojo who doesnt crash something so the title is perfectly accurate

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>Real Life
>No one finds it funny when I joke about having sexual desires for my sister or that I want to fuck my 8-year-old niece.
>Season 2 never

>>107537628
Something about how delinquents bleach their hair orange in Japan. Ichigo has orange hair.
It's not a good title.

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>Heaven's Lost Property
>They never even try to return her

>kiddy grade

>they're adults in fulltime work.

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>Serial Experiments Lain
>The experiments never start

>One Piece
>I can't even call the shit Nami wears swimsuits let alone.

>>107537685
I thought it was to contrast everyone wearing black

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>Monster Girl Quest
>He finds a monster girl almost immediately

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>>107537744

>Fist of the North Star
>He doesn't use fists

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>A Certain Scientific Railgun
>The whole show is about buying a rice cooker.

>Fruits Basket
>no fruit baskets anywhere

>Free
>no mention of Richard Stallman, the four freedoms, or GNU/Linux in general

>>107537851
>and getting your shit slapped by the Boston PD

>Hunter x Hunter
>it actually IS a slash between two hunters

>Soul Eater NOT
>it's still soul eater

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>>107537859
>Free
>Doesn't take place in America

>love lab
>they aren't in a laboratory

>>107538045
>America
>free
lolno/10

>>107538045
Realistic, after all America ain't free anymore.

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>>107538064
>>107538075
>jelly europoors

>>107537628
It's a reference to Tite Kubo's white backgrounds. It was all foreshadowed by the author himself.

>>107538123
They're probably American

It's cool to say America sucks when you're American. Makes you sound progressive even though you'd be retarded to live anywhere else.

> Btooom!
> Not an emotionally moving documentary about the stigma of explosions living in a post-apacolyptic world

>>107538176
Blame Gommies.

>King of Thorn
>Actually about king of hacker

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>Pocket Monsters
>Isn't about stroking your cock through your pants

>>107538236
I'd stroke her dick if you know what I mean

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>A Certain Scientific Railgun
>Has nothing to do with future weaponry

>>107535870
Momo is.

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>>107538258
Stroke this!

>Neon Genesis Evangelion
>The Dead Sea Scrolls aren't new.

>>107538309
>that amount of dedication
I don't know where to be impressed or disgusted about how he mutilated that gun. Don't show /k/

>>107537685
>bleach your hair orange

Black hair turns orange when bleach is applied?

>>107538477

It does for asians. They don't go blonde easily.

>>107538477
I just googled it and apparently it happens when you don't apply it long enough or use strong enough of stuff. Considering Asians tend to have rather dark hair, it probably happens very often

>No Game No Life
>They're playing games and they're alive

>>107538963
>No Game No Life
>Not about the average /v/ poster

>>107538356
It's ok cause it's airshit anyway.

>Noir
>Not black and white

>>107538963
>No Game No Life
>Not about now middle-aged dudebros trying to help their down and out frat brother regain his pussy game after breaking up with his fiance

>>107533435
OP knows nothing of English

>>107533435
I-is Bakemonogatari worth a watch?

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>Ghost in the Shell
>there is no ghost in the shell

>>107540041
It's pretty good but get ready for some WORDS.

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>legend of the galactic heroes

>legend ends, history begins.

>>107535629
I like this one

>>107540188
You mean that text flash shit, like FRIENDS, LOVE etc?

>>107540216
Somewhat, mostly in that there are some decently long sequences where actual discussion is going on but a lot isn't really happening on screen other than different camera angels and shit.

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>>107537655
>mfw my coworkers and I joke about child molestation all the time
It makes the day worth it

>Plastic little
>The tits aren't plastic, and they're definitely not little either

>Tokyo Ravens
>Not about a bird sanctuary in Tokyo for crows and ravens, or a story of the Baltimore Ravens playing a game in Japan to promote American football there

>Sakura Trick
>Not enough sakura, or tricks

>Love Live!
>?'s didn't even make it to Love Live

>>107540115
But there is. There totally is. The fucking main character is practically nothing more than just her ghost, her body is the shell.
I know, I know.

>is the order a rabbit?
>It's not about a templar travelling the Israeli desert to stop his fellow order members from doing horrible things, while slowly uncovering the shocking truth about the mastermind behind it all

>>107537628
It's about cleansing souls.

>>107537402
>Air
>Everything happens on the ground.
Have you even watched it?

>Perfect Blue
>not about the color of the sky

>>107538045
>ripping off >>107535629 and getting away with it

>>107536291
I legitimately thought Angel Beats was going to be about music when I picked it up.

>>107536512
What about the guy in the very first episode?

>>107542738
>implying they won't make it to Love Live
This is their year!

>>107543244
Girls Dead Monster is at least a sub-plot, though.

>>107537307
Can anyone explain to me why Rito is raping Momo's mouth with a popsicle?

>nisekoi
>not about pretending to be a fish

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>>107543481
>star driver

>>107538356
It's airshit. Nobody can own a real gun in Japan

>>107537544
The "Melancholy" only served as a title for the first volume, where she was sad on not having to fuck aliens, time travelers and espers, then Kyon shows up and bangs her.

>>107538176
>Makes you sound progressive even though you'd be retarded to live anywhere else.
Remind me again, where is USA on the quality-of-life national ranking?

>>107543404
Just a fantasy of someone who will remain a virgin forever in his life.

>>107538176
But America is an objectively terrible place.
Switzerland is probably the only good country.

>Yosuga no Sora
>There is indeed a lot of sky, and also a lot of "connection"

Everything went better than expected.

>about to make an anime title pun
>someone has already made it

>>107543668
Who Rito? He's the only male I can think of and he certainly doesn't have fantasies.

That said nuoh my god I'm not a huge fan of Momo nor of school swimsuits, but that gif is somehow incredibly erotic. I know who I'm fapping to tonight.

>>107543668
Like all people here on /a/.

>>107543803
Someone from the Student Council. He doesn't even count as a side character.

>>107540268
Why don't they just use the same angel to shoot the whole show? Is it a union thing?

>One week friends
>It's been months already

>>107544130
This one actually got me.

Thanks for the recs anons!

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>>107544982
> Not going into shows blind

> Pic related

>kokoro connect
>they don't swap hearts, rather minds

>>107535870
The city is their "stage"

>Yozakura Quartet
>There's 5 MCs

>ping pong
>not about two chinese brothers; Ping and Pong

>>107538075
It stopped being free after federal banks became a thing.

FUCKING FEDERALIST PIGS!

>Clannad
>no naked irish clan

>>107536940
It's a sound effect.

>>107538309
>Kamachi goes to war

>>107535783

>Not about Benelli Armi SpA

>>107543528
The robots are named after stars.

>>107537474

Holy fuck

How does one manage to fuck up while eating pizza?

I mean shit

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>Monogatari series
>noone is playing guitar

>>107550015
>Monogatari series
>All of the music is in stereo

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>>107535629
>imlying

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>>107536291

>>107543669
Wanna tell me why instead of stating regurgitating it's on top of all the polls that nobody cares about?

Why would someone actually move to one of the "Who gives a shit" European countries?

>K-On!
>Not about kickboxing with cute girls

>berserk
>about a saber

>robotic note
>not about a notebook you can kill machines with

>pani pony dash
>not about a race with twillight sparkle

>kampfer
>not about WWII

>>107552893
Shut the fuck up.

>>107552893

Shut the fuck up.

>Knights of Sidonia
>OP isn't by Muse

>>107543669
I lived for two years in Switzerland. Now I'm back in the states for uni, and I'm glad to be back. Switzerland was great and all, but the day-to-day life could be very boring and the only decent clubs were in Zurich.

Also, being a gun enthusiast, guns and weapons were harder to get and much more expensive there. What I like about America is that you can buy just about any kind of product (usually at a cheaper price too), whether in a huge ass supermarket that the Swiss Coop and Migros cant compare to, or online where there are so many niche products available in the US

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>Gundam Seed.

There isn't even a Seed Gundam.

>>107555691
The seed was in Kira's pants. The whole show was about the most superior transhuman spunk.

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>Monogatari
>implying plot

>>107537091
not so mellow!
per l'italiano è vero...

>>107537826
srsly?

>D.Greyman
>Not about a guy and big grey dong

>>107556113
Wrong, the Seed was in Flay's womb.

I felt bad when she died. For me

>Ping Pong
>It's actually about ping pong

Who'd've guessed?

>Hundred Stories
>Only 13 episodes

>Blame!
>nobody is blamed for anything

>Last Exile
>Its actually one of many and far from the last

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>>107536393

>Needless
>They were necessary to save the day

>>107537091
>Vamp!
>no musicians ever improvise

>>107533435
>Kill Me Baby
>Not about an abortion clinic in Scotland.

>Endless 8
>Not a Chavo del 8 marathon

>D-Fragments
>not about fragments of the D

>>107543221
>thinks people read threads

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>Groovemaster Rave
>Has nothing to do with the rave scene