Alright guys and gals, can I get an uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Eldritch abomination thread?
>>19425330
eye see what you did over there
Any tutorials like this one?
Pic related
Global rule #1.
>>19425327
What?
Give me a tutorial how to make ketamine and I will blow your dick off.
thoughts?
>>19425269
>>19425269
Yes.
Looks like a lot of straw grasping.
Hey /x/, how fucked am I?
My gf and I bought and moved into a house a couple months ago. It's a small place, nice and in a nice neighborhood, but was being used as a rental property until we bought it. My gf works nights and I work evenings, so I'll usually have all night to myself to dick around and shitpost. I have a general uneasy feeling all night though, but that's just general paranoia I suppose.
I hadn't said anything to my gf until she brought up the same feeling when she's home alone. She also claims that small things keep disappearing, but I chalk that up to carelessness as they aren't things you would keep track of normally, chapstick and things like that.
The real spooky shit comes in the form of a small whiteboard I hung in the kitchen. It keeps falling off the sticky pads that keep it up. Now, it's a loud crash in the kitchen every time it falls, so that'll shock you good, but it's harmless.
Except tonight. I was playing vidya when I heard the crash again. I went downstairs a while later to pick the thing up. Normally when it falls it falls straight down behind the trash cans that it hangs over. No harm, no foul.
Tonight it was across the floor, down the hall a little bit, and slid half under the door to the pantry. I can even see on the wall directly below it a little gouge where the corner must have caught it. Pic related is a small diagram.
Do I have spooks? What do I do? Pls advise
Oh, and other shady shit:
The computer room used to be the last tenant's nursery. That's why we didn't pay too much attention to the fact that the window was sealed shut. While we were renovating one of us noticed little holes on the door and doorjamb, perfect for a locking latch.
That's when we started noticing more spots where internal doors might have been locked from the outside, alarms on the exterior doors, etc.
The fuse box is in the computer room. I've heard that they can cause EMFs that cause paranoia and uneasiness if you spend too much time near them. Is that what's going on?
>>1942498
Thats gotta be a shit-tier poltergeist if it fucks with a whiteboard.
Poltergeists are a rare thing as supernatural phenomena go in that they're actually quite common, and there are many believable accounts with plenty of documentation surrounding them. Underrated topic.
Can we talk about the arteasonal nuclear pan-genesis?
it's got me really freaked out.
stop chewing on AA batteries
What are your views on this solar eclipse child making thing. Does it make your child indigo or something?
>We will make love together, with me and my penis facing toward the Sun.
>>19424916
Ah hahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahajjahahahahhajahshshshahgdif stupid fucking Oregon go figure!
eh i would do it desu on eclipse... or any other time ;(
Well; what can we say? Totally going to happen that way. In totality. NO, made me smile.
Can I get more like this?
https://youtu.be/ephfK_MdihY
https://gilescorey.bandcamp.com/album/deconstructionist this may be up your alley, headphones or earbuds required
Remember back when there were articles on how LSD mimics the brain of a baby?
>http://www.reuters.com/article/us-science-psychedelic-idUSKCN0X82B2
>http://www.npr.org/2016/04/17/474569125/your-brain-on-lsd-looks-a-lot-like-a-babys
You think that the same things you see while tripping on acid now, you saw when you were a baby? Which is the reason why babies cry most of the time? What if now we have a bigger grasp on what we saw when we were all young?
No I don't think it's very similar to what a baby sees at all.
The thing about acid is it causes the default mode network and other networks of your brain to change, so it introduces different parts of your mind into different tasks.
Baby's brains also have malleable networks to best suit the environment they are brought up in.
You'll notice yourself maybe humming a tune using sounds you didn't really know how to make while on psychedelic drugs. Or getting artistic inspiration from something you'd normally not notice.
It also prevents sensory information from being dampened, as it passes over the network to form qualia. This is why smokers can smell the inside of the nose when on LSD, or why a fuzzy blanket feels so nice.
Lsd is a meme
Babies cry cause everything is new and they can't process how crazy the world is just like processing trippy world.
Everything is new when shits shifting shapes
I'm pretty sure babies cry so much because they're helpless, unable to talk, and unable to do anything for themselves.
What are some interesting/creepy/odd dark web websites? How about just a chill dark web thread to share things that unnerved you.
Bump
Love deep web threads. I don't have much to offer myself however
my experience with the dark web a couple of years ago was just people asking for drugs and talking about how they are on the dark web. There's plenty more there I'm sure but I never delved too far into it.
>>19424604
Here, kiddo. Deep sucks, i just use because I'm an AnCap and almost everything I buy in my socialist shithole country is thanks to Bitcoin.
Is there anyone here that knows anything about a demon called Shuginja? I've been struggling quite a bit to find any information on them. Any help would be much appreciated, I hope you guys are having a good night
Inside our outside France are here any member of the Martinist order, Eluh Cohen, alchemist study group, etc.
If so, what's been your experience? how's the relationship between members? would you recommend it?
Thanks.
Redpill me on french alchemy
>>19424347
Priory of Zion
>>19424376
One word, fulcanelli. The master of the 20th century who wrote the best piece of alchemical literature.
I just had the weirdest dream /x/.
It started off with me sitting with a group of people all around what looked like an indoor spa swimming pool. We were all right next to each other around the pool in robes. I began absorbing their sins as if drinking the pool water and the people called me a prophet.
Later I was summoned by God atop his tower. I climbed the stairs which looked like they were part of an office building with painted steel railings but the stairs wrapped around the tower outside and beyond the tower there was only thick fog or clouds, but it was still light.
When I reached the top and entered Gods room I immediately dropped face first on the ground almost instinctively as to not see or offend God. God then told me in a slightly annoyed voice to get up. Then I saw god.
It looked like a tall towering shape, constantly shifting form between multiple animals at once but mostly made up of snakes. The most striking thing about it was that it seemed to be made out of liquid gold, reflective but not shimmering.
God told me I had done well, then I woke up.
What the fuck does this mean? I've never had something this vivid before.
How has the intruder appeared to you in the past? Just last night he came in the form of a man with a gun, half concealed by shadows. I've only had it appear as a woman with hair covering her face or just a black mass. Anyone else get a man with a gun? Just felt like it was an odd form to take, after I was done pissing myself I mean
I'm sorry, back up a bit... WHO is "the intruder"?
Take your meds.
yeah im just too fat, old, ugly, and poor to even consider intruding upon
Last night in a dream I was told to read this chapter by an unknown voice.
>>19424250
I thought the sixth seal was going to open the 21st so idk
It's almost time for the witnesses to be fully anointed
Revelation is the lies of the Devil. You are communicating with demons. Tell them to go away.
these days i have been having moments where i seem to hear a very high pitched frequency and fades when i start to notice it
ive had this for quite a while but now it feels stronger, its not annoying but something that feels like resonates deep inside my head? i dont know
what whould I make out of this?
>>19424169
I'm going to say it. As it's always said. Earwax makes your ears ring. Yep.
>>19424169
Welcome to tinnitus-ville. It sucks hear.