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A classic.

https://youtu.be/OQ3GDU3JL1c

Me

Baal

>>19438421
So let's settle this. Are you a man or woman? Btw it's okay to post here because its you Satan
>>19438441
Does Baal have big tits?

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>>19438267

>>19438294
Not what I was looking for GTFO nerd!

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I got something just for you it's called the witch

>>19438239
I think you should go to /div/

>>19438218
Of course, with the word as it does.

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>>19438218

>>19438134
Too much milk = Calcium
Too much calcium = skeltal

Shouldn't have ignored the warnings anon.

>>19438134
Unfortunately, it can't be extracted without killing you. When you die the skeleton will be the only part of you remaining. You could always be cremated though and that will get rid of it once and for all. Until then try not to think about it.

>>19438415
That doesn't work either entirely... they still have to grind you up.

everyone knows girls used to be boys bc their dicks died and they have ghost cocks

>>19438042
fuck it i knew it
how to make my dick not die.
also wtf, the grill in dream literally had some power over me. it was so annoying. how to counter?

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>>19438032
19,99€ on steam

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>>19438007
Where did you get that? The angel Ashera made some dude in pol create a similar symbol with planet symbols. Please tell me more about this thing.

So my IP is messed up or something so I can't actually post this myself to 4 Chan's /x/ so I'm gonna post this to several different posts in its segments and if someone wants to repost this and the pictures I'll provide with it that'd be really great its called the witch the author is not me the author is a friend I just rewrote it out to fit into 4chan ~ranger Rick
saturday night July 22
>2am just walked out of a local club in a scetchy part of town
>came because it was a female friends birthday
> Fun time lots of people inside Didn't drink I was dding a friend
>I'm walking to my vehicle.
>Friend I'm dding says he'll be out in two minutes (trying to get girl's number)
>In parking lot
> Can hear two love birds making out or something on the other side of a red van
>Hear weird gurgling noise
WTF.jpeg
>Hear male puking noise
>Hear the female say wtf
>Hear deep evil semi thundering voice say "do you not accept the gift of the fallen"
>I'm hiding behind a convertable
>See girl run away screaming
>Lighting fast running
> Too fucking fast
> Her scream is totally unnatural
>Blue dress Red shoes (becomes I'm portant wayyyy later like 2 weeks later)
> WTF is going on
> See dude looking confused as fuck cautiously runs to his pickup
> Drives the fuck out of here
> Quitely/stealthy get in my vehicle
> More screaming from the club
Wtfholyshit.jpeg
>Friend comes booking it from the club holding left part of face
>Hops in tells me to fucking drive
>He's been scratched across the face
>Bleeding alittle not alot
> Ask wtf happened
> He got scratched by some fork tongued psycho bitch who ran him over
> Says she came out of nowhere looking possessed or something
>I say I think I just witnessed her doing something with some guy
>Something??
> Wasn't a bj wasn't sex heard male gagging puking noise
> heard Demonic voice say "do you not accept the gift of the fallen"
> Tells me to take him the fuck home
> Never going to that club again
Part 1

Part 2 the hotel
> Never going to that club again
> if Someone has any idea wtf was up with that bitch and the weird shit please tell conspiracy theories welcome I'm fucking scared confused and paranoid as fuck rn
> not gonna call the police not even gonna tell my parents
>heard from a creepy neck beard I used to be friends with in middle school that 4chan was the place for weird shit and creepypasta's or whatever
> Haven't left house except for church on Sunday night
Update this is what happened next about two weeks later
> Hanging with friends guy dd'd included I'll refer to him as j I'm w and there's d and b and some other irrelevant people with us
>A will represent the name of the chick who's birthday was being celebrated at the bar
> We're at D's house
> I played football and rugby with d and b
>d was a defensive end and b was a defensive tackle
> I played middle linebacker
> D is a crazy conservative sob with lots of guns hunting trophies prepper stuff and all that >his parents are also rich as fuck have ATVs a big house on an acherage blah blah blah
>B is a 220lb hair ape like man with a full beard and super retard strength
> He's a lovable guy but not exactly school smart takes mostly -2 courses
> Did my best to help him with his homework so he could continue to play football in exchange for ride to school during the season
> D's been going on about paranormal stories and shit
>Mentions this old Hotel in the center of town it's been condemned and shit for black mold or something
> Hotel is only a block away from bar where THE INCIDENT happened

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>>19437763
Why you say that?

So, like Odin in American God's?

>>19437763
Didn't Zeus kill Chronus or was he imprisoned?

Now Playing: Courage the Cowardly Dog

Next Up: The Twilight Zone

>>19437762
Courage: Night of the Weremole
Twilight Zone: The Bewitchin' Pool

>>19437736
NOW PLAYING: TWILIGHT ZONE
NEXT: Round The Twist

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Bumping with favorite Local-58 video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM

>>19437653

Another good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

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pwease no bully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNt95rtTgGc

shut the fuck up

I used to write shitty poems when i was an angsty 14 year old too, OP

I wrote better poems with I was an angsty 14 year old, OP

wew

>>19437506
ayy

Stub your toe on the way out, OP.