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hey guys, let me tell you my story

>be me, 34y, owner of a nightclub and a mercedes clk
>girls just look away from me and i've only had sex three times in my life
>all my life i wanted to be that badass guy girls wanted
>i could never achieve it, but now i'm really getting desperate, i bought a dirtbike, and need a cool profile picture so girls can see i'm a real badass now.
>but every picture i take i look like a fucking fat faggot, and i know that, i hope that someone can make just this one thing workout for me tonight.

TL;DR; Make me look more badass

Thank you guys, you're my only real friends anyway
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i also have this one, let me know if you need more...
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>>37188
>but every picture i take i look like a fucking fat faggot
>TL;DR; Make me look more badass
Easy: >>>/fit/

... And I'm not buying your bullshit story, make up a better one for "le phunny photoshop plos" threads
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>>37201
I've actually lost weight recently, you can see that i'm more slim in the last picture, that i took last week. I took the first one in september this year, i'm sorry for wasting your time buddy, maybe someone else will "buy my bullshit story" fml
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>>37209
No, we won't, because you reek of shallow narcissistic cunt, which is likely why despite being so "successful" women don't touch you with a plastic one. You remind me of that kid at school who walks the walk to try and fit in but wonders why he's getting nowhere.

You need to reevaluate whats important in life. Asking a board full of neckbeards to photoshop you so you become something you are not tells me you're deeply unhappy with yourself. Fix that first anon.
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>>37188
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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