/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32804707
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

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>>32804711
Rina: Is that it?

Osha: Yep. Looks like it dozed off... maybe we can get the jump on it before it wakes up and summons that swarm of wild cave mons...

>What will you do? 2, 6, 8 decides

>>32804723
Kiss Rina

>>32804723
Kiss Aggron

>>32804730
>>32804733
Kiss both and OP

>>32804755
This

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>>32804733
>You give Aggron a tender, but loving kiss, rousing it from its slumber

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>>32804810
>Aggron, still drowsy from its nap, is now VERY confused as to what's going on and why you were kissing it.

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>>32804826
>In its confusion, Aggron attempts to attack, but smashes the boulder instead.

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>>32804833
>Frustrated, Aggron calls for help from the usual cave dwellers

>Looks like you've got some company now! What will you do? 3, 7, 9 next

>>32804843
Smash the other boulder to show off

>>32804854
Re, but first try to do it with our dick, if it doesn't work use arm thrust

>>32804854
This. But do it in a way of intimidation so you don't need to fight them.

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>>32804866
>>32804854
>You break the other boulder as a show of intimidation, proudly proclaiming this is what you do to rocks that get in your way, but it's no good! These are wild pokemon so they're all pretty mindless.
>Battle has erupted between them and your team, leaving everyone but Aggron distracted

>1, 4, 6 next

>>32804958
Ask that geodude to fist your ass

>>32804958
Ignore Aggron for now and help take down Boldore. That way Osh and Shaymin can help.

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>>32804988
>You turn to help Osha and Shaymin, using Arm Thrust to KO the Boldore. Aggron's not letting your distraction from him go unpunished though as he hits you with a head smash

>3, 6, 9 next

>>32805030
heal up and team attack Aggron

>>32805058
Reroll?

>>32805058
re I guess

>>32805058
rero

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>>32805058
not too many here I guess :/
>With Boldore dealt with, you, Osha, and Shaymin group up and deliver a team attack to Aggron

???: Hey!

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>>32805146
Mawile: Are you the ones upsetting my precious baby?

Osha: Wha...?

Mawile: Oh, my Aggron was SO flustered before. Seems there were some ruffians that got away before it could kill them. If it's you... if you hurt my baby... then we'll just have to kill you together...

>2, 5, 8 next

>>32805169
>"That's your baby? He looks nothing like you!"
that should buy us some time for the others

>>32805169
Tell mawile she is a milf

>>32805169
Try to reason with mawile

>>32805217
NO, try to impregnate and propose marriage to Mawile

I wish I got here earlier so I could have rolled for this: >>32805210

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>>32805199
>"That's your baby? He looks nothing like you!"

Mawile: Aggron is my precious PET, you dunce. Hmph, it looks like your little raid has blown through my baby's little gang. Darling Aggron, don't you know that if you want to deal with annoying pests, sometimes you have to bring out the big guns

>Mawile whistles out into the cavern...

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>>32805271
>Down from the ceiling, up from the floor, out from the hidden corners of the cavern spring more pokemon, all looking to be pretty strong.

Mawile: Now then, let's clean up this trash, shall we, my pet?

>3, 7, 9 next

>>32805281
DO THE EVOLUTION!

>>32805281
Grapple and overpower the Mawile, using her as a meatshield. If Aggron ignores, fry her. Her other jaw should only be strong when chomping, not opening, much like alligators.

>>32805281
Protagonist stones and flame Charge Mawile.

>>32805281
tell Melotto to sing them to asleep

>>32805303
This, but empower yourself further by thinking platonic thoughts of Osha to boost your testosterone. Do not hug, or else your masculine strength boost may not be pent up.

>>32805303
>>32805305
Re to both

>>32805311
>>32805313
Do it all

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>>32805313
>>32805305
>>32805303
>>32805311
>You rev up those protagonist stones and evolve to your mid forms, blitzing Mawile and Aggron with some strong moves

>Meloetta doesn't know Sing because she had to go learn relic song from a fucking tutor, because apparently that's a thing

>2, 6, 8 next

>>32805395
>she forgot it when she went to go learn it, that is

>>32805395
relic song can still cause sleep reee

>>32805395
Team attack Aggron, surely nothing can go wrong.
Also >>32805409

>>32805409
well then it doesn proc

>>32805395
Grab Mawile by the big jaw once it closes. It shouldn't be able to open easily if they function like alligator jaws. Flail her around like a... flail, hitting both the ground and enemies. Scream the refrain of Berzerk by Eminem in the process.

>>32805422
Also prioritize her "pet", working your way towards the rock pokemon at the north.

>>32805395
>Meloetta can sing a Song but it can't Sing a song
The Pokemon world is retarded sometimes.

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>>32805416
>You, Osha, and Shaymin gang up on Aggron while it's prone and lay on enough 4x damage to finally KO it

Mawile: HOW...

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>>32805484
Mawile: DARE YOU!!!

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>>32805488
>Mawile slams you with Play Rough. With it's massive attack boost, it's more than enough to put you in critical condition

>>32805492
>2, 4, 0 next

>>32805498
You should've turned Mawile into a flail, but now we can't do that anymore!

Heal, then have you and Osha restrain the heads and decapitate them, then decapitate the actual head.
dunno how this would be depicted, maybe clay or red paper, or just crush her under a rock for good measure

>>32805498
First ask Op to stop fucking up when asking for numbers, then take an oran

>>32805492
Eat a berry, then retreat to the rock pokemon, using your strength to either chuck them at Mawile (dealing more damage to them than her), or to hide behind while she rampages.

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>>32805504
>Osha runs up and takes the opportunity to grab onto Mawile's massive jaws and attempt to clamp them down and restrain them, but with how ferocious they are, that's about all he can manage with his strength.
>With Mawile restrained, Shaymin leech seeds her and begins to sap her health

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>>32805591
>Despite his best efforts, Mawile wiggles free from Osha's grasp and socks him with a Thunderpunch, instantly KOing him and consuming your reviver seed.

>1, 4, 8 next

>>32805611
Dickslap mawile

>>32805611
Screech in rage and bum rush her with a Blaze-boosted Flame Charge. Use the intense heat to melt her jaws shut.

>>32805611
Stew your anger and smolder. If Mawile attacks you, either eat the attack or dodge and retaliate with your burning vengeance. If Mawfile attacks Osha, tackle her face-down and give her a fiery donkey punch.

>>32805652
Re

>>32805652
This, but focus on smashing her skull in.

>>32805655
>donkey punch confirmed
Oh boy.

>>32805611
Tell Osha to swap himself with Nibbles to get that sweet Intimidation bonus. Flame Charge so that Mawile focuses on you.

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>>32805638
>This... this is a good idea.

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>>32805683
Mawile: Did you JUST... URRRRGH! HOW DARE YOU!

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>>32805690
>Nibbles used Bulldoze!

Nibbles: You guys looked like you could use a ground type. This seems like the better fight anyway, heh.

>Mawile is looking pretty heavily damaged

>1, 7, 8 next

>>32805702
Thank nibbles for the help.

>>32805702
also, RIP brown marker

>>32805638
Fuck you!

>>32805702
Grab her and spin her around in a Fire Spin, then toss her up in the air and smash her as she descends.

>>32805722
This, but say "So long, Gay Mawile!" when you toss her.

>>32805722
Rude.

>>32805713
Re

>>32805702
Call everyone over. Super mega ultra team attack. And I expect it to be cheesy.

>>32805722
>>32805732
"Wahoo!" as you hit her from below as well.

>>32805713
Also this.

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>>32805738
>You blame Nib- wait really? neat
>You thank Nibbles for the timely intervention and move in for the kill with Osha, delivering a Brine and a Flame charge while Mawile is prone and slowed, KO-ing her.

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>>32805834
>Seeing Mawile fall, the wild swarm mons flee towards the exits

>Victory!

Time to feast!

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>>32805847
Jirachi: Great job everyone! It was a tough fight, but we pulled through... but... even cleared out, I don't see any sign of any secret passages anywhere...

???: Hey, over here!

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>>32805863
Osha: Carbink? Is that you? What are you doing here?

Carbink: Looking for you guys actually. You're looking for the hidden passage to the sanctuary right?

Osha: ! Yeah, but... how do you-

Carbink: I can explain later, we're a little short on time now. This way! We need to get you guys to Aula Calesti!

>>32805890
END OF CHAPTER 4: PART 1

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>>32805897
>Oh?

>>32805903
Rolling to "secure" any and all Bs pressed

rolling to evolve Buddy

>>32805903
B

>>32805918
DON'T YOU DARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>32805903
BUDDY HAS EVOLVED IT'S DONE, IT'S FINAL, HE'S NOW A GLOOM

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32805927
now he's finally ready for sex

>>32805897
>part 1
We Homestuck now.

Please no.

>>32805927
Pic related.

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>>32805931
Fuck! Forgot pic.

>>32805930
Look at him, he's even drooling in anticipation.
I hope this evolution hasn't changed his cheery demeanor or I'll be as sad as him.

>>32805927
Roll to use a sunstone the instant it's in our hands again

>>32805931
>We Homestuck now.

End of chapter 4, part 1, act 3, intermission 8, subsection B, clause 12

Alright everyone, I'm going on 1 month hiatus. See you all in a year!

hopefully I never get that bad, but this is a relatively ambitious chapter and this is a good breaking point if we want to head home and restock or rearrange teams

>>32805927
Dancing plant is to gay for our masculine shota, he must become a Vileplume

>>32806107
>relatively ambitious
And I thought Daisan Tower or whatever was already really ambitious. You make it sound like this chapter is going to be huge!

>>32807625
depending how things go, this was roughly a third of the chapter

Also, buddy evolution poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13227805