/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32797340
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do. When input is required, I will ask for a set of a few numbers. 5 minutes after asking for those numbers, the LAST post ending in one of the requested numbers will have their suggestion taken for Ron's action. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will, though you can make suggestions for them.
Dubs and trips will now be counted as 'bonus' or 'add-on' actions, actions that Ron will take, so long as they don't conflict or detract away from the main roll. Dubs and trips (or better) can be countered with dubs (or better) of opposite even-odd (ie, 44 can be countered with 11, 33, 55, etc.)
Other rules: -"Get bragging" will now be ignored. (These trips say x, If quads, x will happen)
-"Securing" is no longer allowed. Attempts to secure an action by use of dubs or better will now result in the original action being nullified and moving to the next-most qualified roll.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

>>32797340
Dang, that Bulbasaur looks pretty worn. And don't think I didn't spot the Clovour

>>32797340
that's a small Tropius

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>>32797349
Bunnelby: Things should be fine here now, fellas. I already started work on the field! Thanks again!

Osha: Hope your garden goes well, Bunnelby.

>What would you like to do next? 2, 7, 8

>>32797388
Ask if he has any spare seeds we could have. Seems fair considering we just did him a favor.

>>32797388
Plant buddy and shaymin in the garden and see if they grow. They are grass types after all.

>>32797388
Break those rocks with arm thrust and go to the cave.

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>>32797357
It's a 'stylized' figure made to look like sugi-style watercolor

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>>32797418
>You do those things

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>>32797484
>You enter the cave back into the mountain and come upon a large hall, stone columns lining either side. A ladder leading up sits in the middle of the room, but it looks like a tree is blocking it. What will you do?

>1, 4, 9

>>32797548
Check behind the pillars, make sure there's nobody planning on ambushing us. Plum should do her sense thing too.

>>32797571
re, but if there is no one there, tell your friends to turn around while you pee on the "tree"

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>>32797581
>>32797571
>You have everyone check behind the pillars, but it seems nobody is around. Plum signals that the area is calm and quiet.
>Welp, since the area is empty, you decide to take a leak on this very obviously real tree.

>As you do, however, Plum suddenly perks up, noticing some kind of movement coming from somewhere

>0, 5, 8 next

>>32797641
Engage in male bonding with Osha by peeing on the tree together. Or if you want to make it less weird just have him use a water move on it or whatever.

>>32797641
Just arm thrust the motherfucker already.

>>32797641
Tell the tree to make like one and leave

>>32797667
Ree

>>32797669
Do this

>>32797667
This if the first fails

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>>32797677
>>32797667
>You destroy the wilting GRN Apricorn tree.

Shaymin: Hey! What'd that poor tree ever do to you?

>3, 6, 9 next

>>32797717
You wanted us to do this, didn't you.
Let's just climb the ladder already then. Forget the Apricorns.

>>32797717
apologise and say you mistook it for Sudowoodo
suck up to Shaymin

>>32797717
You cheeky bastard... Take the apricorns and climb the ladder

>>32797717
Take the Apricorns and climb to the probably boss

Clever, OP

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>>32797746
>>32797755
>You apologize to Shaymin while collecting the apricorns, telling him you thought it was a Sudowood from earlier, but he's probably long gone now. May as well head up the ladder then

>>32797799
yup nope nothing is going to break out of that pillar now

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>>32797799
*BAM*
>The pillar behind you explodes revealing the imitation pokemon's hiding spot

Sudowoodo: I told them! I told them they were tracking our locations and putting them online for humans to find and capture us!

Osha: Oh for shit's sake.

Sudowoodo: If you want me, I'm not going down without a fight!!

>3, 5, 8

>>32797826
YOU ASKED FOR IT
ARM THRUST ATATATATATATATATATA

>>32797826
arm thrust the other pillars because there's probably pokemon in them too

>>32797826
Shout at him that you don't want him and that Osha's your only best friend. Direct him to >>>/vpol/ and climb away

>>32797842
do this, although even the ladder is probably fake too

>>32797851
You're right, do >>32797842, but hit the ladder with a non-destructive tap

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>>32797835
Osha: We really don't want you. If you want to go, just go, we're not stopping you. We gain nothing from this fight, man.

Sudowoodo: You can't fool me. I know they're after me! They've been after me for months now

Shaymin: This... this is dumb. Why is this so dumb

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>>32797942
?

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>>32797946
Sudowoodo: Ah! A bomb! They're coming oh sweet Arceus they're coming!!

>>32797955
>inb4 Arabomb

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>>32797955
Snivy: Alright, everyone back away from the Sudowoodo and we'll all be happy.

Sudowoodo: Are... are you here to save me from them?

Snivy:... Sure.

Vincent: Oh... it's you guys again, huh? You manage to get wrapped up in all the crazy stuff huh?

Osha: Crazy stuff...?

Vincent: Erm, never mind. Forget I said anything. We'll be taking Sudowoodo with us then.

Osha: Okay... go ahead I guess.

>Any objections? 2, 6, 7 next

>>32797999
Take sudo to the looney bin

>>32797999
Whisper to Snivy (away from Sudowoodo) to be careful, for he is paranoid and insane. Reduces the chances of them getting fucked later on.

Then redpill Sudowoodo about how (((Treecko))) is planning Rock-type genocide.

>>32797999
Nice digits.

Attack

>>32797999
No, feel free to continue rusing us.
Where's Nubbs?

>>32797999
Object to OP stealing our trips, also ask vincent to join our team, don't invite snivey though

>>32797999
There is something fishy about this,why are you interested in that lunatic? And more important,where is Nubbs?!

>>32798022
This, but don't go full alarmist yet. Dogwhistle to him about it so that the others don't get dismissive.

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>>32798047
Osha: Wait hang on, why do you want this guy anyway. He's a nutjob.

Snivy: It's just a job Osha.

Osha: From whom?

Snivy: Classified

Osha: And where's Nubbs?

Snivy: He's... off on a mission. Also classified.

Osha:...

Snivy: We'll be on our way then

>2, 7, 9 next

>>32798090
do the first part of >>32798022

>>32798090
Then we get moving,to the ladder!

>>32798090
Hit them, they're clearly Probopasses in disguise and the bomb was hallucinogenic gas
I don't know what I'm doing anymore

>>32798113
reroll

>>32798090
go down the ladder, and also rub your hands in front of sudowoodo (((menacingly)))

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>>32798119
>>32798113
Osha: Well then... good luck with your job guys.

Snivy: Thanks

Sudowoodo: Hey, don't get too close to these guys. They're working for the probopass.

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>>32798181
>You ascend the ladder back up to 1F

Sparkles: Hey you guys are back!

Osha: Heya, you guys got through the steam cave okay?

Rina: Yeah that turned out to be... not so bad. We found a key though!

Osha: Oh good. We have 2 then

Jirachi: If we're all together again, then we can go and face that Aggron and its horde again. Let's take a minute to get ourselves together, then head down when we're ready.

>Do you want to do anything? Or head down? 1,6,8

>>32798242
make sure everyone restores their HP and takes a pre-fight piss, then head down

>>32798242
Ask Sparkles to repair whatever items he can. If he can only repair one thing, make it the Beats. Then we go.

>>32798242
Go rekt that Aggron!

>>32798242
Tell everyone to get ready to team attack Aggron.

>>32798256
re, but think of platonic thoughts about Osha without hugging him to boost your testosterone. It helps.

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>>32798261
Because we've been putting it off for a while
>>32798268
>"Sparkles, can you repair any of our stuff? It could come in handy for the upcoming battle"

Sparkles: Hmm, well your tech stuff is the headphones, your z crystal and, ooh nice violin. Well the headphones and Z crystal certainly need repair and recharge, respectively, and I can do it... for a kiss from Osha

Osha: I swear to fuck if you start with this too-

Sparkles: Ah, just kidding, Osh! Kisses won't fix this stuff. But I do need some materials. Looks like we have a bit of stuff I need. For the headphones, I'll take one of your honedge steels, and 10g to fix. The Z crystal will need a poke-rock and about 40g. What do you want me to fix?

>3, 7, 9

>>32798335
Have him fix the headphones, tell sparkles if he flirts with otter again, we'll sucker punch him until we run out of revives

>>32798335
fix the Z-Crystal my dude

>>32798335
>>32798272
re. Can't think of anything else to fix, so whatever else either the first anon says, first reply to my post, or first reply with dubs, in increasing priority.

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>>32798353
>"Fix the headphones please- and if you ever flirt with Osha again I'll sucker punch you till we're out of reviver seeds"

Sparkles: Heh... was just a joke Ron, don't worry. I know you and Osh have a thing.

Osha: You know, there are days I genuinely wonder how my life got to this point.

I think... I might call it for tonight and we'll do a bonus thread tomorrow to get through the boss fight, sound good?

>>32798460
If you must.
have fun with Arms OP

>>32798460
OK then, goodnight OP!

night all

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32798491
Night OP