/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32340796
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

So now to settle this.
OP is my wife and the rest of you can fuck off.

>>32340853
>implying

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>>32340853
Nibbles is my wife (male)!

>>32340853
Only if I can make Osha my wife.

>>32340853
If trips OP is my wife

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>>32340802
>Continuing along the outside of the tower, you descend down the rocky cliffs and come upon a dry, dusty area.

Osha: Hm, wasn't this supposed to be the river or the water path or something?

>What will you do? 7 first

>>32340894
suck on shellders tongue

>>32340894
pretend to trip and tumble down the steppings

>>32340894
Attempt to go for a swim anyway

>>32340894
Ask shelder what happened and have osha make some water to rehydrate him

>>32340894
Say hello and be strangely friendly to mess with Osha.

>>32340914
Re

>>32340914
Re this

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>>32340933
>>32340914
>"Hello Shellder, what happened here?"

Shellder: Oh, hello there. Well this is what used to be Daisan River. It dried up about a week ago and I've been baking in the harsh sun ever since.

Nibbles: Oh, is that what smells so good?

Osha: Here, lemme cool you off a bit. I still have some water to spare
>Osha uses water gun to rehydrate Shellder.

Shellder: Ahh, thank you. The only reason I'm still here is because I heard that an exploration team took up my request to deliver a sleep seed, but they're taking FOREVER.

Osha: Oh, that's... that's us.

>You hand over the sleep seed.

Shellder: Oh, well... thanks then. But since it took so long, would you guys mind if I expand my job request? I'll increase the reward too.

Osha: I'm guessing you'd like us to check out why the river dried up?

Shellder: Yup! It used to flow out this cave here, but it stopped a while ago. The problem is probably in there somewhere

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>>32341026
>You enter the dimly lit cave through the river mouth entrance. The river path is pretty well carved here. Looks like it drops from a little waterfall up above, but it's all dried up now.
>3 next

>>32341056
Go in dry

>>32341056
tell osha to fill it up and collect your pay

>>32341056
Stack the boulders to get to the upper level

>>32341056
I guess we could check the very conspicuous boulder in the corner.

>>32341056
Continue exploring the cave.

>>32341056
go up the waterfall

>>32341071
Re
>inb4 it's another enemy

>>32341071
Re

>>32341071
reroll

>>32341056
Look for something to hump and/or use flame charge on

>>32341082
It's a Talus probably. OP likes Zelda. Re

I got my Talus medal yesterday, completing the set.

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>>32341099
>>32341071
>It seems like an ordinary boulder, but you check it anyway and move it aside.

Sandile: Oi! You blokes again? Wot did I tell you last time. You drongos need to stop pokin around me territory, got it?

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Oops, swapped the pics. Pretend I posted this one first

>>32341176
>Sandile digs back underground

>Turns out there's nothing here.

>8 next

>>32341186
Check the tiny boulder just to make sure

>>32341186
Piss on the boulder, marking this as your territory now

>>32341186
Follow the river upwards.

>>32341201
reroll

>>32341201
re

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>>32341200
>You mark the boulder by pissing on it.

Osha: Hey... anyone else seeing this weird blob over here?

Jack: Is it... jiggling?

>5 next

>>32341276
Flame charge the blob

>>32341276
Have Nibbles poke at it

>>32341276
lick it to find out if it's a friend or foe

>>32341276
Have someone use a non-contact move on it.

>>32341288
Securing

>>32341276
Attempt to fuck the blob. It'd probably feel good.

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>>32341299
>>32341288
Nibbles: What? Why always me? It's gonna be a trap again!

>"Well stop being a strong type and level then"

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>>32341395
Nibbles: Fine.

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>>32341402
>The blob unfolds into a Tentacruel and Tentacool!
>Tentacruel wraps around Nibbles and begins to strangle him while Tentacool moves to attack you guys

>4 next

>>32341422
Roll out into tentacruel

>>32341422
make fried calamari out of them

>>32341422
Salt them

>>32341422
Use the ground bomb

>>32341433
This but also eat them

>>32341422
Ask them to help you fulfill your hentai fantasies

>>32341450
Reroll

>>32341432
Re

>>32341461
re

>thread has been up for god knows how long and I didn't even notice
Fug
Anyway, >>32341461 Re

>>32341461
Re

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>>32341433
Sorry for delay, internet troubles
>You flame charge the Tentacruel while Jack uses X-scissor on its tentacles so it releases Nibbles.
>Osha meanwhile fends off the Cool with an X-scissor

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>>32341573
>The tentas attack with some venom, hitting Jack with a sludge wave and Osha with a poison jab
>6 next

>>32341461
Do this

>>32341582
jellyfish body is mostly water
drink it lol

>>32341461
Re

>>32341582
>>32341450

>>32341590
re

>>32341593
re

>>32341432
reroll

>>32341514
Re

>>32341450
re

>>32341450
rereroll

>>32341461
secure

>>32341590
This but with vore

>>32341590
Re

I'm getting a terrible feeling that VPMD is straight up writing hentai dialogue

>>32341735
*the fantastic feeling
Fixed that for you. No need to thank me.

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>>32341599
>>32341590
>>32341461
>You call out to Tentacruel, getting its attention. "Hey ugly! You let go after one attack? I bet those tentacles are as lame as the people who pulled your episode from air."

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>>32341757


I don't know how hentais go have this lame thing instead

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>>32341765

>>32341765
Close enough

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>>32341757
>>32341765

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>>32341765
>You teammates attack the Tentas, but Cruel seems to be staring off with a sunken look in its eyes.

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>>32341785
>Tentacruel snatches up Tentacool and scurries off down the dry riverbed.

Osha: Well, they were blocking the river, but it looks like they weren't the root cause here. Let's keep looking.

>2 next

>>32341806
go farther up the river
inb4 it's snorlax

I hate this fucking captchas!
>>32341821
reroll

>>32341806
Turn 360 degrees and walk the other way

>>32341821
re

>>32341826
Re

>>32341821
reroll

>>32341821
Reroll

>>32341826
Roll

>>32341823
>I hate this fucking captchas!
try having to do them while posting several series of images

>>32341785
For a moment I thought you were trying to make a dead Squidward reference or something

>>32341873
no no, it's just traumatized for life is all

>>32341867
>not having 4chanX to make posting several images easy

>>32341844
>>32341821
>You climb up the walls to follow the river path.

Osha: Huh... check out that little pond over there. That little channel leading there looks like it was dug recently.

Jack: Looks like there's also a little tunnel against the wall there.

>9 next

>>32341942
Op a shit forgot the image again,lets go through the tunnel

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>>32341942
bloop

>>32341942
Go hump that red thing

>>32341942
Choose the smallest tunnel. Those feel the best

>>32341942
Force yourself into the tiny tunnel

>>32341974
reroll

>>32341964
Re

>>32341942
Take a break and fuck osha

>>32341974
rereroll

>>32341979
This

>>32341964
re

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>>32341999
>>32341964
>You hop over the tiny pond onto the little island in the middle and being to hump the big red blob furiously. That hentai stuff really got you going and you need an outlet!

Osha: Uh, Ron, I think that might be-

>The big red blob suddenly erupts into a massive cloud of spores

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>>32342039
>The blobs climb out of the ground revealing themselves to be the mushrooms of a Paras and a Parasect! They chitter angrily at the disturbance.
>Your teammates cough and hack as the spores cover them

>8 next

>>32342058
Flame Charge

>>32342058
Kill them for interrupting you before you finish

>>32342060
reroll

>>32342058
Ignite everything in the immediate vicinity with Flame Charge

>>32342063
This but with flame charge >>32342060

>>32342060
re

>>32342063
re

>>32342074
Re

>>32342058
Use the bug armor to control them into submission,and keep fucking them

>>32342098
Genious

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>>32342088
>>32342074
>>32342063
>You flame charge the Parasect. How dare it ruin your special Ron time!
>Your flames burn extra strong as they burn up the spores around you.

>Parasect chitters angrily in response.

Nibbles: ... Yes... attack the intruder...

Jack:... He must be assimilated as well...

Osha: ...Assimilate... or be destroyed...

And it looks like we're out of time so
>TO BE CONTINUED

>>32342163
Well that's a cliffhanger if I've ever seen one. Night OP.

We'll have to fuck our teammates to 'revive' them

>>32342163
>Assimilate or be destroyed
Does this mean ron can fulfill his infestation fetish?

>>32342163
Did we smoke some spores? Thanks for the thread

Thanks for the thread OP!