/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32333789

Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

OP quick I'm going to die if you don't make the pig and otter kiss

>>32333799
Rest in peace anon,you will be missed

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>>32333799
sorry

>>32333816
wow wtf unsubscribed and died

>>32333816
Not even for dubs?

>>32333795
Gonna be a bit of a set up cause we're trying something tonight based on a suggestion from a while back so HANG ON

It's going to be that game-in-a-game thing where we play Yu-Gi-Oh or something isn't it

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>>32333816
Atleast post the full one.

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>>32333795
Osha: We only need one more coin guys, and we're almost all the way back around the tower.

Scyther: Will the team have completed all our tasks outside the tower by then? Are there any other quests of the nature of that item we recieved for your Hopip friend?

Osha: Lemme think... we had to rescue Darumaka- done. We had to find Hopip's item- done. And then there was the mystery pokemon down by the river who wanted... oh! We need to get a sleep seed! Where are we going to find one out here?

???: A sleep seed, eh? We can help you with that

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>>32333878
Sneasel: Hello my friends. Perhaps you could help us out in exchange for our sleep seed.

Osha: Well this isn't massively suspicious already.

Sneasel: Just hear us out! We're not bad pokemon, honest! Listen, me and Misdreavus have developed a nifty little machine and we're trying our damndest to promote it right now.

Osha: And what machine would that be?

Misdreavus: The machine... of death!

Osha: Okay, we're leaving

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>>32333933
Sneasel: No, no, no, it's not what you think! It doesn't kill you- the machine can predict HOW you die with 100% accuracy. Though, not always in the most clear way.

Misdreavus: You see, the machine may say you'll die by "Old Age." Maybe you live to be old enough till you croak, maybe you get attacked by an irritable old geezer of a pokemon who can't see without their glasses.

Sneasel: You see, we came across this technology in this dusty old mansion-

Osha: Yeah you can stop there. What exactly do you want us to do?

Sneasel: Well the predictions always come true... but you could always help them along...

Osha: :[

>>32333987
Now i wish we had sparkles with us

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>>32333987
Sneasel: You see that Tangela over there?

Osha: Sure. What about it?

Sneasel: He's part of Team Toxic Ooze

Jack: Ah, the team of bandits who have been ravaging the knoll?

Sneasel: Exactly. He may have also taken the machine of death for a whirl. If one of these evil bandits were to die and our machine predicted it, that'd be pretty good for us, right? And if you help it along, you get a sleep seed, everybody wins!

Osha: *Sigh* I guess if it's an evil team... and we do need the seed.

>"And it's not like we haven't killed pokemon before"

Osha: But how do make sure that that Tangela dies a specific death?

Misdreavus: That's where I come in! I'll help you by conjuring up some items for you to use

Sneasel: Unfortunately, Misdreavus' powers are a little... unrefined. So you'll have to be creative with the things she can make at the moment. Let's give things a shot and see how they go, shall we?

>>32334033
>Osha is willing to kill to complete a mission
Definitely the mastermind.

>>32334033
Oh man, this is going to be some Final-Destination/anti-Ghost-Trick shit.

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>>32334033
Sneasel: Here is Tangela's card. He's supposed to die by "Garlic," however you can possibly interpret that.

Misdreavus: And these are the things I can conjure just now.

>How the game works: Using ALL three items Misdreavus conjures for you, you must come up with a 3 step plan that ends in Tangela's death by "garlic," with each item creating a step in the plan. Misdreavus' items are by category, so you can request whatever, so long as it fits in those categories. For example, you could request a football helmet, or some headphone, or a blindfold, etc. The first step of the plan could be to get Tangela to wear said item as a distraction. But be warned, the plan succeeds or fails by how plausible your plan is! If your suggestion fails, you'll have to get a new item from Misdreavus. If Tangela realizes what's happening and escapes, you lose!

>When you're ready, pick one of the 3 items and propose the first part of your plan with an 8

>>32334094
Going for 8 letters long and picking chaingun

>>32334094
Stick him on an airplane so we can offer him foodservice

>>32334133
and what do you propose to do with said chaingun?

>>32334149
Fill it with garlic to shoot at tangela

>>32334094
Headwear and Chef's Hat. We introduce ourselves to Tangela as a cooking exploration team. Osha washes food, Scyther cuts it up, Gabite seasons it, and we cook it.

>>32334159
Good,now lets think of a poison with letters

>>32334172
8 letters*

>>32334154
So, to put this in the game format you would have
Stage 1: Something with headgear
Stage 2: Take garlic (food)
Stage 3: Load into chaingun and shoot at tangela (8 letters)

Keeping in mind that maybe garlic wouldn't be the best ammunition to kill someone, there's a decent chance it could fail

>>32334172
>actinide
>any of the series of fifteen metallic elements from actinium (atomic number 89) to lawrencium (atomic number 103) in the periodic table. They are all radioactive, the heavier members being extremely unstable and not of natural occurrence.

Either that or cyanides

>>32334181
Polonium, googled it

>>32334190
Garlic contains sulfur. Maybe concentrate it somehow enough to kill a plant mon?

>>32334190
If for headgear we picked the infinite ammo bandana, we could kill it eventually

>>32334198
Maybe if we gave Tangela a certain type of headgear that we could drop a ton of garlic into and suffocate them...

>>32334159
>>32334172
>>32334191
Let's do this for the sake of getting the hang of the game
Your plan is to:
Stage 1: Wear a chef's hat to convince Tangela you're a cooking team
Stage 2: Present him with a garlic dish
Stage 3: Secretly lace the garlic with poison in the form of an actinide, thus killing him

Sounds plausible and has a decent chance of working. Let's see how the dice roll here:

>>32334227
yeah,lets do that

>>32334227
Let's go with spaghetti with garlic in the tomato sauce. Because what else would a Tangela eat? Of course, we have to deny that garlic is in the dish.

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>>32334233
>"Hello there Mr. Tangela"

Tangela: Eh? Whaddya want kid?

>"We're a traveling cooking exploration team. Osha here washes the food, Scyther cuts, Gabite seasons, and of course yours truly does the cooking. We recently found some rare gourmet ingredients we'd like to try in a dish and were looking for someone to taste test it! Would you be interested?"

Tangela: Hmm... yeah sure. I could go for a bite.

>Tangela has been successfully tricked into thinking you're a cooking team!

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>>32334301
>"Here you are! Hope you like it."

Tangela: Hm, smells good. What's in it?

>"A-a little bit of magic! Haha. Ha."

Tangela: Ha, alright here goes.

>Tangela has successfully accepted your meal

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>>32334323
>"Hey, be sure to eat with that great view of the ocean over there."

Tangela: Yeah it is nice, isn't it?

>You slip your poison actinide into the dish with the garlic

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>>32334331
Tangela: Welp, time to eat! Hey this is pretty-

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>>32334338
>Success!

Sneasel: Yes! Congratulations! You did it!

Osha: Great can we have our seed now?

Sneasel: Hang on, there's more team members coming soon, and one death could be written off as a coincidence. Let's try one more. Come hide while we plan things out.

>>32334338
aaand...it didnt work

>>32334351
lol,it actually did

>>32334351
Great, now we can't eat tangela's heart or we die too

>>32334357
rng went in your favor!
now let's try upping the difficulty a little

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>>32334351
Volbeat: Where are those assholes. We agreed to meet and split the loot here!

Sneasel: Alright... looks like Volbeat dies by... "Bone choking" Erm... however you want to interpret that...

Misdreavus: And I can give you some piece of technology, something red, and some kind of musical instrument.

>Let's try taking it step by step this time so it's a little more interactive and not waiting on me to post all at once? So pick an item, propose something for step 1 with a 3

>>32334406
>Bone choking
Ron's time to shine

>>32334406
A vib, red handcuffs, and a flute.
the vib and flute for both entrances.
Proceed to choke it out with your bone.

>>32334428
re

We know you wanted this, OP.
Are you happy?

>>32334406
Musical instrument for a saxophone to seduce volbeat with

>>32334406
>>32334428
>Let's try taking it step by step this time

>>32334406
>Something red: literally Ron
>Choke pokemon on bone(r): literally Ron's hobby
There are no brakes on this train

bone choking? are we gonna have to do another food kill? but i think volbeats dont eat meat...

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>>32334439
I'll go with this one since it's the only 1 step suggestion

>"Hello Volbeat, I am a travelling musician. Would you care to hear some music?"

Volbeat: Eh...

>You begin to play the saxophone... poorly. But volbeat hasn't run yet! He's distracted for time being... what's your next step?
>5 next

Burn him

>>32334496
ok,how about we use the "garlic chaingun" strategy? lets get a bazooka, and shoot Something Red to his mouth to make it choke to death!

>>32334496
Flame Charge out of nowhere and proceed to bone

>>32334496
Lets get a Taser and shoot him from behind

>>32334550
re this idea

>>32334522
Make it a net bazooka to capture him
The we give him our red hot dick

>>32334557
Re, but also steal his pikachu

>>32334550
Rerolling for this.

>>32334557
ree

>>32334578
I wonder who could be behind this post

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>>32334522
>>32334557
>You put away your saxophone and whip out your red, hot, throbbing net bazooka. Before Volbeat can react, you fire and capture him in your net

Volbeat: Ah, what the fuck, let me out of here!

>Now... kill him with "bone choking" using something red
>7 next

I'm guessing we know what it'll be, but let's just make it formal, shall we?

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>>32334610
Choke him with a red ribbon. He'll be ribBONEd to death.

>>32334610
Give him the Red Hot Monke-... I mean Hot Ron Dick

>>32334626
>monkey
>not monkay

>>32334626
Do this

>>32334632
Re, but also activate Blaze to keep it flaming hot

throat fucking to death is pretty hot desu

>>32334642
re

>>32334648
Too bad some fool rolled for something else instead.

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>>32334622
>You materialize a red ribbon and go to choke Volbeat to death, wrapping it around hit throat

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>>32334672
>Unfortunately the ribbon snaps mid choke attempt! I mean, have you seen that thing our Volbeat's neck, it's really thick and protective looking!
>Misdreavus calls to you, you'll have to materialize something new in the category of a spacefaring object! Keep in mind, Volbeat still has to die by bone choking

>1 next

>>32334697
materialize a red rocket

>>32334705

>>32334705
re

>>32334697
Materialize tm bone rush and "bone rush" the fucker

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>>32334711
>There we go
>Volbeat has... died by "bone choking"

Osha: To be fair, this really isn't far off from how the pokemon we kill usually die.

Sneasel: I... uh... I don't know if I'll include this one in our pitch.

I was gonna do another but I think it might be better if we move on to something else...

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>>32334753

>>32334753
>we are too retarded so OP has to give up
We should be ashamed guys

>>32334780
do you want to go another round? I wasn't planning on going to much longer anyway cause I'm starting to get a headache

>>32334788
...Third time's the charm? Only if you're good with continuing.

>>32334780
I can confirm,i am ashamed
>>32334788
lets just wrap it up if you cant keep going

>>32334788
If you don't feel well don't bother OP, it's not worth to risk your head just to make a bunch of autists happy

>>32334798
I'll do another, was just kinda getting the vibe that people weren't too interested in it.

>>32334816
Oh believe me, I'm interested. I'm just not good at thinking up murder plots.

>>32334816
I'm interested, it's just that I am late and couldn't roll

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Osha: Can we get our seed now.

Sneasel: Well, I- oh, hang on, looks like we got another customer.

Jack: Ah! I know this pokemon. Miltank is team Ooze's boss!

Sneasel: Alright, let's go for the trifecta!

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>>32334848
Misdreavus: Alright, your items this time are these.

Sneasel: And, let's see... Miltank's death will be...

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>>32334861
Sneasel: Hm, good luck with this one, cause I'm at a loss

>Pick an item and propose step 1 with a 0

>>32334867
A broken boat that's just about to sink. The ultimate goal is to lead Miltank into the ocean and drown them, leading to a loss of air.

>>32334867
Offer to milk miltank.
but first, order up a refreshing can of pepsi, drink it, and break the can with your head (now it's broken)

>>32334867
Thinking we can make something sharp to cut off her tongue.
Miltank dies as a loss for words

Miltank's already lost her teammates though, maybe we could use that fact to our advantage.

>>32334867
Can we tie it to the loss comic in some way?

>>32334867
Summon a shiny stone on the ground. Run up to it, grab it, and ask the Miltank if it owns the jewel. That will get its trust.

>>32334907
>we tell her her teammates are dead, leading to a broken heart
>offer her money (shiny thing) if she promises to leave and never antagonize Daisan Knoll again
>slip her a drug so she loses consciousness as she leaves and falls into the ocean and drowns

How about we use a Shuriken with a drug to put her to sleep,and then >>32334878
let her sink in the broken boat

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>>32334940
We'll use the first part for this one

Miltank: Hmph, where are those guys?? Ugh, they're so unreliable...

>"Excuse me, I couldn't help but overhear... you wouldn't happen to be talking about a Tangela and a Volbeat, would you?"

Miltank: ...Yes...? And you are?

>"I'm just a passing Tepig, but I saw your friends being taken away... I'm afraid they were dead."

Miltank: !!! W-what?? No! How could that be... they were like family to me... I-I couldn't bear to even think of something like that!!

Jack: (but not to think about all the pokemon you stole from and beat up??)

Osha: (Shush!)

>2 to suggest next stage

Got lucky with the roll on this one!

>>32334984
Oh nice, didn't even realize that I made the roll.
Er... do the next step in the plan? Or if anyone has any better idea, feel free to suggest something.

>>32334984
>use a drug so she can't yell for help
>cut her throat with a shiny knife

>>32334984
hmm,i have no idea of what to do next,and we haven't used any item yet

>>32334984
Offer her some gold to go find them

>>32335033
We can try chains, anesthetics, and milking it to death or death by snu-snu

>>32335033
the something broken was used abstractly to give miltank a broken heart. You don't always have to be straightforward with the items!

>>32335034
Re
And then drug her to make her think she's having a miscarriage

>>32334984
Make some shiny coins. Say that they were left by Volbeat and it's best for Miltank to have them. And then ask for chloroform and knock her out.

>>32335061
Re

>>32334984
lets give her something personal like a medallion to make her even more sad,and then give hersome drugs and hope she dies from overdose

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>>32335066
>"Before he passed, Volbeat gave me this medallion to give to you, to remember him by."

>Between sobs, Miltank takes the medallion and looks at it with suspicion.

Miltank: Hmm, I don't remember Volbeat having anything like this before...

>Shit, she's not buying it! Quick, think of a new step that's only 3 letters long!
>6 decides

>>32335110
Cum

>>32335110
GAG

>>32335110
fug

>>32335110
"Rip" out her heart and eat it

>>32335121
re

>>32335110
Cry

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>>32335133
>"Uh... uh... well, about that...

>>32335110
Gay

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>>32335154
>You get a luck as shit roll and leap into Miltank's chest and begin to rip and tear your way to her heart, which you being to eat.

>Bring it all home with a drug. Make it as lossy as possible.
>4

>>32335171
Re >>32335048

>>32335171
viagra
They're both about to lose a bit something something

>>32335171
Ron snorts coke

>>32335171
>Orlistat is a drug designed to treat obesity
Spit out the heart, complain about how fat and chewy it is, and place some orlistat in the chest cavity.

>>32335182
Re
fuck the cavity where her heart was as she dies from blood loss

>>32335176
Re

>>32335182
re

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>>32335188
>As Miltank bleeds out, you spit out her heart and complain loudly about how much fat and cholesterol there was in it and how chewy it was. You take your materialized Orlistat and toss it into the gaping wound you left while Miltank bleeds out and dies of blood loss.

Osha: You know, *still* not really out of the norm for us.

Sneasel: Eh, it fits the bill and we killed some criminals. We'll call it a success. Here's your seed. And for the trouble, 50g, some honedge steel, and a rare candy too.

Osha: Oh, well thanks then! I hope your invention works out... sort of...

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32335254
swipe the machine and read your future

>>32335254
Night man, thanks for the thread as always!

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>>32335260

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>>32335290
Oh, I can't wait for it.

>>32335290
inb4 Osha kills us for trying to rape him after him telling us no

>>32334816
I wish I was able to be here longer than just one post. These different battle formats are great.

That volbeat death was really something...