/guz/ - Guzma and Team Skull General: Comfy Bug Boy Edition

>>30565053
Yo what's good /guz/?

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>>30565053

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>>30565131
I love these two so much

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Not really a request, but someone mentioned a while ago, and I loved it >>30533857

He'll finally get those fingerless gloves, anon.

Here's this long Guzma/Plumeria smut I started yesterday. I came up with three different scenarios and then thought hey, better cram them all into one fic. Sorry if it's messy, no time to do a lot of editing!

http://pastebin.com/TkZDjuKK

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>>30565204

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>>30565172
oh my god

>>30565172
Fuck, this is perfect

>>30565172
What a cute kid. I hope he got some matching merch for his Silvally.

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It's starting to get super cold where I live, so I decided to write something about a cute beach date between Guzma and Chicken.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8774248

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>>30565172
It's beautiful anon.
>>30565205
Nice, thank you!

>>30565172
FUCKING AMAZING

Gladion and Hau make a cute couple 2bh

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Yo, I uploaded pic related to my DA a few hours ago?
Whaddya think, /guz/?
originally had fem grunt holding a gun, but changed it
I'm thinking of animating it so Guzma just jumps in, or something.
though that'll be hard considering 8 bit.

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Requesting a fanfic where MC uses this trick against Guzma.

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>>30565319
Thank you! It's a sfw too, I think there were some anons who requested a non smut fic of Chicken and Guzma and here it is!

>>30565380
These remind me of my Paint days when I used to make pixel humans like the pic related. These are pretty cool, ylu can tell immedietly that they are TS just from looking at it.

>>30565504
Thanks.
Oh, and here's the link to the DA page: http://thegoodgastly.deviantart.com/art/Team-Skull-Pixelated-649783693

Hi /guz/ I set my AO3 up! Have only been able to upload my only SFW one cuz I'm still on campus doing finals but here's Hallucinating Guzma sads now in a more easily accessible form. Will get all the smut up tonight when I'm not in public.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8774146

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>>30565172
On the sidenote, Hot Tooic still exists? Even if it steals other people's art work and sold them as merchandise, they are still allowed to continue to do business?

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>>30565319
Words can't describe how cute that fic was, really good job!

That malasada part made me feel fuzzy on the inside, I love it whenever a fanfic takes advantage of Guzma's big size

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>>30565205

>>30565205
anon that was hot

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>>30565111
Not much. I made this today. I'm thinking about making a little comic of it later.

>>30565378
Hau is worst boy

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Looks like team skull grunts are getting some new official art for TCG hopefully our boy gets his chance to shine soon enough

>>30565591
turns out when you submit anything to deviantart they can do anything with your art that they want, including selling it to hot topic. its in the TOS

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>>30565166
It's nice to find art of these two. Have been finding nice amount on Twitter.

Also found a nice animated music video short related to Guzma.
https://mobile.twitter.com/816_lau/status/806131385022877697/video/1

>>30565647
Thank you, anon! I had only come up with the idea for the giant malasada shortly before I wrote it, it was too cute of a concept not to write about.

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>>30565754
Holy shit, thank god I never signed up to that site. What the hell. No wonder people left to other sites.

>>30565682
This is cute anon! I remember him having a Scisor in the battle tree. His team was different, I don't remember him using Toxicroak before, so I was suprised to see a bit different team than usual.
>>30565751
Nice to see the grunts getting some exposure. Wouldn't mind Guzma TCG card.

>>30565751
Am I being a complete retard at reading, or doesn't Guzma get a card?

>>30565931
Well his card could come out in the second or third set since the characters that are getting full art (Lillie,Kukui,Ilima,Grunts) were all met early on in the game so they're probably going by order for said characters

>>30566015
I don't think team leaders normally get a card in the first set of a gen, but I may be wrong. I'm personally predicting Aether and Skull will alternate sets, so we'll get Aether grunts in the next one.

>>30566015
I don't see Guzma in the list, so for now he isn't.
>>30566068
Yeah. I hope so.

>>30565751
No Gladion?

>>30565690
shit taste to be honest family

>>30565751
When is the artwork gonna come out?

>>30565205
That was really hot, you write both of them so well!

>>30565562
Thank you so much, and good luck!

>>30566199
Pretty sure it's this Friday the TCG are gonna be released though I have no clue how much time it'll take for the fans to scan them or something

>>30565682
Good shit, yo.

>>30565380
Working on an 8-bit version of Guzma laughing right now.
Wish me luck, with all the fucking restrictions 8-bit.

>>30565053
Guzma!

>>30566063
Pass the sauce, please.

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>>30565562
Thank you, much appreciated! Don't worry about the smut fics, those can wait, finals first. Good luck!

>>30566273
*of 8-bit.

>>30565751
Haven't really bought cards in years, but once the set with Guzma/other Skulls comes out, I gotta buy some

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>>30566273
Wish you luck, 8-bit can be frustrating to do at times.

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Guys I love you. I'm going to the store to get alcohol and cheap food. I'll be back

>>30566286

here ya go

http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60244917

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>>30566347
K. Stay safe.

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Older Guzma is kind of cute. Or maybe it's hobo Guzma.

>>30566273
Gave up on the laughing part, I was gonna go for the look when Guzma says "Wanna see what destruction looks like? Here it is in human form - It's your boy Guzma!".
Gave up on that, just a normal 8-bit Guz now.

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Request from the other day >>30530354

>>30566678
Amazing, love it. Aviator hat and those glasses fit together.

>>30566347
Wish I could get some alcohol husband won't allow me. But I hope you bring more joy to this thread when you return.

>>30566574
My insides tightened when I saw this.

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Wimpod is good, Golisopod is good

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>>30567130
I like how everything is good until he steals Nany's stuff.
>>30566903
I hope they are ok.

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>>30566644
Done!
Made one with a speech bubble for /guz/ to photoshop some words in there.

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>>30567322
Here's the speech bubble one.

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>>30567358

>>30567446
>seize the means of production
That probably is a placeholder? I don't know how you make 8-bit look easy, but nice job to create Guzma&Co with it.

>>30567543
oh no anon, i'm someone different. seize the means of production was the first thing that came to mind, for some reason

>>30567543
look at >>30567358

>>30567554
guys
i'm scared

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>>30567618

>>30567543
Thanks, it's really dependent on the angle it's at.
I may as well dump my 8 bit shit, i've only really done team skull anyways

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>>30567322
How good are you at pixel art, Pixelbro?

(not an update, just posting pic related because why not)

>>30567709
I'd say that i'm around average.
I only really try 8-bit, and i'm improving on 16-bit.

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>>30567446
Aka, "shut the fuck up!" Really cute; am loving it.
Making another abomination.

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>>30567618
What even.

>>30567760
>that bg
CUTE
U
T
E

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>>30567760
This is cute, love the background especially.
>>30567595
Oh, did I accidently quote someone's edit rather than the original creator? It was meant for the originl creator.

>>30566347
Raising a glass to my boy, Plumes, and all the cute grunts of the world.

>>30566453
Thanks anon

>>30566876
Only reason I can is because the boyfriend is gone for a few days to see family

>>30567709
Great job! Wish I had saved the eyebrow wiggle version.

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>>30567881

>>30567855
>>30567863
Thanks! The background is a very lazy quick animated yell/laugh thing. I'll try harder someday.
>>30567618
Nice fingers. I bet he's good at... counting things.

>>30566574
AZma.

>>30567863
Yeah, I just posted the sprite with and without the speech bubble.
They edited the speech bubble one.
But either way, thanks.

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>>30567759
Ok cool, should try a 16-bit Guzzy sometime.

>>30567913
No problem friendo, I got you.

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>>30567881
Mine doesn't trust me alone to do that, so lucky you!

>>30567976
Thank you, that was the one I meant!

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>>30567979
I'm sorry to hear that anon :(

>>30568254
>Guzma doing the grunt hand gestures
Perfect.

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What's he so embarrassed about?

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>>30568440
who knows but he's really cute when he blushes

>>30568440
kukui ruffles his hair in the original comic where that picture is from

>>30568254
Look at that handsome man get it.
>>30568276
no worries
>>30568621
I agree all the way.

>>30568840
Oh jeeze. I was trying so hard to not get moist, yet here we are

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>>30568872
sorry not sorry

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>>30568840
I want to frame this picture and hang it on my wall.

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>>30568943
agreed

>>30568898
That look. Like he knows I'm wanting his dick, but he's being a tease.
>>30568943
I said the same thing the other day. Plaster him all over my ceiling.

Aaaaand they're all up! Sorry it took so long.

Nanu / Team Skull Spitroast (NSFW): http://archiveofourown.org/works/8775619
Hallucinating Guzma: http://archiveofourown.org/works/8774146
Femdom Lusamine / Guzma in Bondage (NSFW): http://archiveofourown.org/works/8775685
Short Kukui / Guzma (NSFW): http://archiveofourown.org/works/8775784

If you read them while originally posted on Pastebin, leaving any kudos on them now would be appreciated

Anyway I'm really happy (I made a 97 on my last final of the day) and have some time before I have to keep studying, so I can take short smut requests.

Post songs that make you think of Team Skull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhEt5WxCbM

>>30569277
Later this night I'll read them all and leave kudos, thank you^^

>>30569277
Plumeria / Lusamine
For plot purposes it can be Guzma's wet dream

>>30569277
Thanks a ton for posting them all on AO3, I'm so glad I get to give a kudos to them on there!

Congratulations, we're all so proud of you! Hope you'll get plenty of rest tonight, too

>>30568440
>>30568621
Blushed bad guys are my weakness

There's a question I still have to see:

Boxers of slip? Black, white, plain colour or funny prints?

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>>30569402
I'm not gonna lie I might be SLIGHTLY into blushing

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>>30569577
>>30569402

for you

>>30569559
Mostly black or other dark colors, like purple or navy blue. Maybe some plaid in the mix, and one pair of Skitty print. Probably prefers a silkier material than cotton.

>>30569627
don't stop kink enabling me

>>30569277
Yay anon! I'm working on getting an AO3 too so I can post my stuff so far there.

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>>30569767
Why is he so cute

>>30569364
I hate that I love this idea. Will do later tonight, definitely.

>>30569378
>>30569323
No, thank all of you!!

>>30569277
DAMN son, you seriously delivered

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Inspired by this >>30532628

The team gets Guzma a Genesect for his birthday he looks like a kid who just got a damn N64 for christmas

>>30565205
>>30569277
/guz/ writeanons are based

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Remember anons,

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I want to Push guz against a wall and have laugh as he pushes me to his bed

Does Guzma sleep with or without clothes?

Door locked or left unlocked?

>>30569627
fullpic prease and thankya

>>30571023

without, or with just boxers
door unlocked

>>30571023
I don't even know if those doors have any kind of lock remained. Having to choose, probably unloked but close shut. He doesn't want to be disturbed but he's still the boss, he needs to be available if some kind of emergency happen. They might be a criminal gang but they're not stupid.
As for how he sleeps... I'd say he sleeps with a tank top (during the cold season) and his boxers on, the days he doesn't just black out from exaustion, fully clothed. But sometimes Plum helps him (=she undress him and tuck him under the blanket, without him waking up). She knows he doesn't get enough sleep and as the big sis she helps how she can.

>>30571023
I feel like he sleeps with just a tank and boxers, and probably has the door unlocked in case the Grunts need something or if Plums gets lonely

>>30571167
A grunt walks in on his boss sleeping naked on the bed, promptly leaves the room

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>>30569277
M O R E N A N U

>>30571208

/r/ this drawn out

>>30571128
I wouldn't be doing this if I wasn't drunk.

Plz no ban <3

http://imgur.com/a/idZ2R

>>30571316

thankyou babe <3

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>>30565053
Say bye bye to Guzma

>>30570324
I love this

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>>30571408
>>30571408
welcome

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>>30571439

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I want him

>>30571316
Oh yes

>>30571578
We all do

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where is everyone? this thread is moving so slow tonight

>>30571665
playing vidya

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>All Tapu Cocoa blends and varieties are fine with Guzma
>He tends to show more mercy towards grunts who make exceptionally good Tapu Cocoa

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>>30571665
We're right here.
though really, i'm just playing Nuclear Throne, doing the daily.

>>30571665
Currently attempting to recruit Guzma in Battle Tree, but my team is admittedly pretty shit so I keep losing. I should be studying.

I've reached a new low. I'm thinking of what to get for dinner and my first thought was to get something Guzma would also like. What is happening to me?

>>30571665
Drawin' ya boi

>>30571815
Advanced stage husbandoism. Just let it happen.

>>30571665
Reading fanficitons, actually. And about to go to bed (It's nearly 2AM and I have school tomorrow)
But I'll find some time to draw tomorrow, I swear.

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>>30571783
i'm working on some more sprites, check pic related

>A panicking grunt rushes into the room
>"Lock up your doors, our boy is in the mood for dick sucking!"
>Grunts are scrambling to lock their doors
>They hope it's enough to keep Guzma away
>It's not

>>30571578
Source?

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>>30571815
Its okay anon. We've all been there. But what do you thin he'd like?

Wait you can actually recruit him? What does that mean? I've spent so much time breeding pokemon that I haven't actually tried the battle tree yet

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>>30571815
I'm doing the same, my team is OK, but the game is offering me everyone BUT ya boi

>>30571815
Wait, what am I missing? I'l currently hunting for shinies, I didn't even step in the Battle Tree yet.

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https://youtu.be/muUGsQw4O9c
It's finished!

>>30571987
God, I don't know. It's a pizza place that also sells sandwiches, and I could see him eating pizza. But I love hot chocolate and I really want to make a recipe for Tapu Cocoa.

And yes! Every 10 wins you'll be approached by a trainer (Guzma, Red, Anabel, etc) that you can recruit for 10BP. But it's all chance.

>>30572098
YO IS THAT FUCKIN ELECTRO SWING?
I REALLY HOPE IT IS.
either way it's really fucking good, and just so you know, i'm that spriter who did the 8 bit stuff

>>30571987
My opinion is that he likes strong flavors, and that he doesn't mind extra hot or extra spicy.

I'm gonna train a bit more before starting the Battle Tree but I rally hope to get Guzma to pair with me

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>>30572198

>>30572200
It's silly. Originally an ending from Sgt. Frog. But thanks!! Maybe it's Electro Swing?

>>30571973
"The one who just keeps sucking and keeps sucking and keeps sucking until you're completely dry...yeah, it's ya boy, Guzma! Now, settle down and let papa get some of that cream."

>>30572299
Sounds like eleccy swing.
But, yeah it's really good.

>>30572348
My sides are in the orbit right now, thanks, I needed that!

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>>30571973
>one grunt doesn't make it to his room
>all you hear is panicked running, a pair of bodies hitting the ground, and then silence mixed with quiet moans
>after hiding in terror for a while you hear your boy's distinct footsteps moving towards your door
>he tries the door and finds it to be locked
>you hear him start to walk a couple of steps away
>you breathe a silent sigh of relief
>AND THEN DESTRUCTION IN HUMAN FORM FUCKING DROP KICKS YOUR DOOR DOWN

>>30572200

It got banned? D:

>>30572098
Aaah, stupid copyright laws. I bet it's really good though, Anon! ;-;

>>30572098
anon can you rehost it? I really want to see it. I subscribed to your channel on youtube

>>30570876
>First Trans Protag

>>30572440
>New grunt turns to an older grunt
>"Why are we hiding, is he that bad?"
>"No, man, no. He's so insanely good, a blowjob from him absolutely destroys your dick and your mind"
>"Sounds pretty hot"
>"It's not"

>>30572527
Weird, I can see it.
probably because i'm in the UK

I want to bully Guzma

Hey I am new to this board, I loooove Guzma and everyone's art and fanfic has been great, I will leave kudos on ao3 in the morning!

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>>30572625
Banned in US due to copyright. would you consider rehosting? At least temporary?

>>30572710
I could at least give an .mp4 or .wav file.
If not i'll just rehost it.

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>>30572702

>>30572527
>>30572585
>>30572587
I can reupload to tumblrin a bit, but have to go somewhere for now. Unless someone else wants to rip from youtube and rehost it; which I don't mind.

>>30572710
Currently uploading, but I can put a link to the mp4 up to mega.nz, once it's done.

>>30572926
Upload at 91%, and mega file at 27%.

>>30572978
https://youtu.be/1OJezuH8dEY
Got it up, is it blocked for you anons in america?

>>30573022
Yep ):

>>30573022
Ausfag and it's blocked for me, but of fucking course it is.

>>30573022
And .mp4 file is up aswell!
https://mega.nz/#!Vc9RDLQA
Key: !G_q-tB0_WQ9KPZXhiQMPEmT0HKStu74VlDueQcByP_0

>>30573115
So, yeah, that should work.

WHO HAS THE PICTURE OF YA BOI KICKING DOWN A DOOR OFFERING SIGHTINGS OF GOLISOPOD DICK UP HIS ASS?!

>>30571665
on my way to late night japanese classes, bruh. Looking forward to good /guz/ when I get back.

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>>30573209

>>30573268
I have never seen this before today and I feel like a better, wholer person for it.

>>30569291
https://youtu.be/P8RSUJVCYsM
where is the mmd of this

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>>30573115
tfw too scared to download file :(

>>30573376
>literally just an mp4 file
>too scared to download
what the fuck

>>30573360
Urban dance camp has some of the best choreo I've ever seen.

I'd like to see it too but movements that refined/detailed don't translate well to MMD. I also have no idea how they'd do the flip at the start without making it look ridiculous.

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>>30573343
Before or after seeing it?

>>30573499
After yo.

>>30571973
>A panicking grunt rushes into the room
>"THE BLISSEY ARE COMING!"
>All the Gruunts start freaking the fuck out and barricading the walls in the vain hopes of saving the Base from being destroyed for the fifth time this month.
>With a crash of breaking glass a Blissey slams through the window and starts handing out Lucky eggs to the forlorn grunts.
>It's mission complete the happyness pokemon leaves, through another window

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>muffled tom jones plays in the distance

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>>30572609
For you.

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>>30573360
i want guzma to mcfreakin lose it

>>30573545
Fuck, anon, this quality is too much for me to handle thank you so much for this gem, you're amazing

>>30573545
Drawfag, you're like a dream.

>>30573533
>You either get your Dick sucked by Guzma or your house wrecked by Blissey
Grunts got it tough

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hey guys

>>30573771
l-lewd

i love this thread, it's turned me from a cosplayfag into a drawfag. y'all are mega-talented, but take some of my ridiculous style

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I-I hope he likes spicy potato chips

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>>30574131
>ywn feed guzma spicy popato chisps

>>30572527
>>30573075
>>30573376
Please don't use emoticons.

>>30574131
Can it get past those teeth? Ya boi's got iron tight defence going on.

>>30565674
>>30565675
>>30566230

Thanks! It's nice to come back to nice comments. Getting back into writing again is hard but you all are so cool about it!

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i've been here since day one

don't let this die

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>>30574105
Same, except cosplayer to smut writer. Kinda sucks though having to create separate aliases since my face is plastered all over my usual one though. But I'm having fun either way.

>>30574253
Force of habit, but thank you for policing my tone on a goddamn anonymous image board :)

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>>30572609
>the two grunts continue to hide from the succ in their locked room
>new grunt nervously confesses that he has no experience with that sort of thing
>older grunt starts to reassure him, saying that their boss is probably done and that he's likely safe for now
>from outside the room, Guzma grabs the new guy through the open window
>veteran grunt desperately hangs on to the newbie in tears
>"please boss, don't do this, he's not ready"

>>30574408
Different person but

> defensive
> "tone policing"

Oy vey. I know this thread is comparatively Tumblr-heavy and I'm not as bothered by that as some people are, but there is an expectation that you at least try to hide it a little.

>>30573545
nice lmao

>>30574525
>The grunt will never experience another blowjob that'll be as amazing Guzma's was
>Guzma practically ruins a part of a grunt's sex life

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Female Grunt was requested a while ago. I admit I don't give them enough draw attention, despite how cute they are

>>30574810
based, nice

>>30574810
God damn it, based as fuck, thank you. I can't contain my enthusiasm as the original requester and as someone who's writing this.

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Guzma reminds me of a gay Flavor Flav and I love it

>>30574525
>>30574693
>after the experience, the grunt is lying against the wall, dazed
>blissey comes through wall right next to him
>can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time

>>30574408
If your habit is being a humongous faggot that sticks out like a sore thumb then feel free to off yourself.

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>>30575103
Calm tf down

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>>30575103
oi this is a no-bully thread

>>30575014
>eats the egg because he has nothing better to do
>is instantly immersed in the memory of Guzma sucking him off
>His shorts now feel wetter and stickier than he remembers...

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>>30575103
its funny that you're calling people faggots in a thread filled with girls. have some chill, friend :V

>>30575632
Newfriend... please...

>>30575014
I fucking love this!

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>>30575632
>girls cant be faggots

>>30575744
I think there's another word for them anon

Blissey smashing through walls has become one of my favorite things thanks to these threads.
Has anyone drawn it yet?

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can we get back to guzma posting and not petty name calling?

I want Golisopod to shove his fat dick up Guzma's ass as he beats him with a golf club, begging for more. Lusamine is watching and she is masturbating with glee.

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All this fighting is upsetting our boy!

>>30574408
>policing my tone
t r i g g e r e d

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>>30575866

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>>30575836
sounds good to me

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>>30575866
What fighting? It's just a group of people replying to one post. Don't blow things out of proportion.

So...there's only like, a few really good guzma x reader fics. Could someone maybe...change that? My wet dreams would be thankful

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still waiting for that fic

>>30575901
Heard this was a series? Are there any more with Guzma or is it varying characters?

>>30575935
I just wanted an excuse to post crying Guzma because that's my fetish

>>30576019
http://ssalbulre.tumblr.com/

Various characters counting down to the japanese release of the game

>>30576019
http://saucenao.com/search.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fvp%2F1481079311030.png

>>30576052
Neat, thanks!

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what's guzma wearing?

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>>30576019
varying characters, found this with some googling, dunno about any more

>>30576073
Chicken's hat and nothing else

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>>30576073
just his boxers and socks

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>>30576035
oh well in that case here

>>30571973
Does Plumeria go on clam licking rampages or do the fem grunts not get to have any fun?

>>30576109
Guzma doesn't own any boxers, he goes commando 24/7

Who would our boi main in Smash?

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>>30576019
3/10 have Guzma, its pretty cute

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>>30576170

>>30576170
>>30576195
you are a hero

>>30575977
>>30576012
I'm actually on this, just struggling with bits and pieces. It's been about 90% done for two and a half days now.

I don't know if I've delivered that well on the "size difference" aspect so I'm trying to include some more of that, and I also have a tendency to write 2nd person fiction as more being acted upon than acting upon, which I know frustrates some people.

>>30576170
>>30576195
So cute. The monkeys are a weird choice, but I can get behind it.

This is Guzma/Older Chicken-chan. 100% sfw. Crowded bus ride, no seats left and Chicken is too short to hold onto the handholds. Guzma saves the day. Tbh, it kinda went in an unexpected direction.

Socially inept Gladion makes an appearance

http://pastebin.com/A3Y9uhyp

>>30576111
This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me

>>30573022
Yo, thanks for reuploading it. Got a little too busy with driving to fix my mistakes. So appreciate ya!

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>>30576352
you want more? I got tons. I love sad guzma time. heres part 2 of that other one.

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i want guzma to R A M me

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>>30572609

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>>30576335
Yes yes yes! Super cute anon! Always love the Guz/Chicken fics, and moody Gladion was very silly as well.

>>30576628
>>30573545

Words cannot describe the depth of my love for you two and this blessed content. Thank you so much for all this beauty!

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>>30576628
>that buff grunt
H-Holy shit yo

>>30576628
holy shit, mirin Grunt A

is that physique possible natty?

>>30576335
Anon, your descriptions are a fucking dream. I'm probably going to be looking to this for Guzma voice inspiration from now on too.

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I stumbled upon this fic earlier this afternoon. Guzma/Moon smut with some roughness. But damn if it isn't hot.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8714203/

>>30575815
working on it

>>30576501
>>30576554
>>30576588
>>30576656
>ywn comfort him

>>30577078
>working on it
BASED!

>>30577016
Ehh, it meets the bare minimum threshold of being readable. The person's hopeless at writing first person perspective.

And reading "Oh Arceus" as an expression in Pokemon fic will always be painful.

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>>30577079
thats plum's job anyway

>>30577208
To their credit, I wouldn't know where to being writing first or second person perspective. Shit's hard.

>>30577287
I can agree with that.

But that is why a lot of otherwise good ideas are better served just being written in third if the person isn't confident.

>>30576670
>>30577010
Thanks, guys. I'm still trying to figure out Guzma's voice, too. So that was fun to write to try and tinker a bit.

>>30577387
I find the hardest part of Guzma's voice is figuring out where to insert slang. Looking at his dialogue in-game, he actually doesn't go full wigger all that often or shorten his words. Plumeria doesn't do it at all. The Grunts do it the most. It's a hard balance.

>>30577437
And add to that where to add swearing. Can't do it in game, obviously, but I fully headcannon that he would. But I don't think he'd be excessive about it, either, same with slang.

And I have to watch my tendency to overflourish my writing, and balance that with what I think would be Guzma's more direct structures. But I also don't think he'd be simple-minded or anything. Just more compact about expressing himself.

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The Blissey assault

>>30577742
its like a scene from a zombie movie

Anyone know where I can find some art/fic of Guzma getting pegged? Asking for a friend.

>>30574810
Making me blush. I really live your art!

>>30577655
I end up trying to stop myself from adding a lot of cursing too because that's what every person I know who's somewhat like him does all the time. It's hard for me to imagine a character like him NOT cursing.

Does anyone have the credits pictures of ya boi and Team Skull (and the Gladion one too I guess)?

>>30577742
lol

>>30577765
>wheresthebeet.tumblr.com

>>30576297
If you're the one who wrote the sfw fic a while ago in this thread, then I thought the size difference aspects were great.

>>30577841
Nevermind. That was still good, and I am excited to see yours.

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>>30577784
I THINK this is the high quality one.

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>>30577742
all i could think off is this

>>30577912
thanks senpai

>>30577774
I generally use the pg-13 rule if I'm not writing something E or M; one and only one f-bomb, and then let the other ones trickle down from there.

And I also think it's good to think about subversive language/thinking that doesn't involve cursing. Like, instead of dad being a fuckin' fuck fuck, dad is a dishonest, hypocritical, and emotionally-mangled person. The why's of wanting to curse someone/something, not just the curse.

>>30577798
This person's art is hitting all my weak points god damn. Thanks so much!

>>30578020
> The why's of wanting to curse someone/something, not just the curse.

This anon gets it.

>>30577977
Baby wurmple is best child

>>30578020
I mean more in the actual dialogue than in thoughts or descriptions. But again, that's my bias because all the angry gangster types I know curse constantly.

I also usually only drop F bombs in M stuff. I actively avoid it otherwise.

I was originally gonna fulfill that "Guzma jerking it to Lusamine x Plumeria fantasies" fic but I don't think I can tonight. Sorry friend, I'll try later this week.

Can everyone post their funniest headcanons for Guzma, Plumeria, Gladion, Nanu, and the Grunts? my night got a bit rough so I'd love to laugh right now, edgy teenage Gladion ones in particular really crack me up so yeah

>>30577977
I want to absorb this art into my face

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>>30578257
>edgy teenage gladion
he has to pin his side fringe up when he's alone or he gets a lazy eye from constantly having it covered
thats a real thing, too. emo teens getting lazy eye because of their fringes

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when they mixtape droppin?

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I made a Team Skull themed team to maybe recreate in Showdown for some casual battles. Anything you'd replace?

>>30578479
I have a permanent lazy eye because I was a shitty edgy teenager and I truly regret my edgy phase....

>>30578581
Does....does this actually happen? You can give yourself a lazy eye?

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>>30578656
It's not severe, but it's definitely there. But you have to wear your hair like that every single day for a couple years to make it happen. Cute pic to keep on topic

>>30578581
>>30578792
You really would think they would warn people about that, like how they teach us not to stare at the sun and shit.

>>30578792
Do you take requests for any Team Skull themed Pokemon?

Love your stuff.

>>30579110
I love this comic, he would totally be like that

Post cute headcanons

>>30579237
Do it in the NEW THREAD:
>>30579433
>>30579433
>>30579433