/guz/ - Guzma and Team Skull General: KAHUZMA Edition

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What's the deal with him?
Why does /vp/ care so much about him?
I'm still playing the game. Met him for the first time today at the Garden on the 3rd Island.

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first for UBs

Good morning /guz/. Guzma would probably be sleeping in today. What would you greet him with for when he wakes up?

>>30528024

Oh shit this is really good.

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>>30528022
because hes a lovely boi

>>30528033
a smile and a mug of tapu cocoa

>>30528022
He has an interesting relationship with another character, and some post-game exploration hints at a pretty tragic backstory. Team Skull as a whole is also really endearing in general.

he's also very large and peobably always down to fuck

Totally want to see Guzma after some Hala training.
>IT'S YA BOI HERE TO MAKE YA HOLLA

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>>30528075
here to make you 'hala'?

Would Guzma say 'I'm finna bust a nut' when he's about to cum?

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>>30528048

>>30528107
>Guzma challenges you as champion
>he's gonna make you Hala
>protag slowly gets bigger
>you had a good team?
>too bad, you have Hala's team now
>Ya boi fucking stomps you
>now you can only use fighting types
I'm gonna make a shitty fan game now with this idea.

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>>30528022
he needs all the love he can get honestly

Hello /guz/! Can someone tell me all the lore we know about Guzma? I just got to Po Town but i wanna know

draw anon here. I'm at work next 10hrs, give me some sfw draw requests or just keep posting more top quality guzma fics for me to illustrate

Why do so many characters in this game never get a full team

What do you think Guzma would pick for his 6th member?

>>30527969
>Ula'Ula kahuna
>wears purple
really

>>30528302
Scolipede!

>>30528182
Story relevant spoilers actually put behind spoilers in case you care, even though you asked.

> both parents still alive, mother is accepting and doting, your mileage may vary on whether his father is/was abusive but the Japanese version is pretty clear that he beat him

> presumably born and raised on melemele, originally trained under hala

> lifelong underachiever, room displays 3rd-place bronze trophies and a single 2nd-place silver

> specializes in bug type pokemon and wants to be the best bug type specialist out there, for this reason one of his grunts has stolen and stockpiled all the Buginium Z he could find so that other trainers couldn't have it, even though Guzma can't use it himself

> is in love with Lusamine and has been in cahoots with her because, according to Plumeria, she made him feel acknowledged and worthwhile

>>30528237
Guzma/Fem Team Skull Grunt which is incidentally what I'm writing at the moment, but I don't know if it can be considered quality.

>>30528302
I'm with >>30528329.

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>>30528237
Guzma on a Scolipede like this

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>>30528340
Seconding!

>>30528155
>There are people in this world who could probably get off to this idea

Guzma x Kahili best ship

>>30528432
pls leave

>>30528491
Why? For stating facts?

>>30528337
Many thanks Anon!

>lifelong underachiever
I can relate ahah

>>30528024
Beautiful, artist name please?

>>30528432
That's a really weird choice.

Guzma belongs with Plumeria or as a single man fucking his grunts at leisure.

I guess I can tolerate him with an older/adult Moon, too.

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>yfw Guzma will never assume his true divine form because all obstacles all beneath him

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>>30528432
>>30528640
>Implying Guzma is straight
>Implying one of the reasons his dad hit him isn't that he caught him fooling around with Kukui.

>>30528741
Much less than your average /vp/ thread

>>30528728
he is married though and we want our boy to be happy

>>30528728
When I say grunts, I mean the male ones too.

Though come to think of it, Guzma/Kukui is perfectly acceptable. It's the fact that Kukui is already married that throws that one off.

>>30528741
Not as pathetic as you

>>30528741
Put ur name back on comfy

plumeria/mmd/gladion anon back from sleep, thought something last night but didn't post because was too tired but

I'm pretty sure everything extreme was carried out by Aether, not just because I like team skull but it makes more sense

>Team Skull is viewed as a joke by everyone, given the penniless trainers and overall weak Pokemon
>The strongest people, Guzma, Plumeria and Gladion also all don't seem like the type to cut off slowpoke tails or even be able to empty Po Town as fast as it's implied to

The only thing they succeed to do that we see on screen is....steal a Yungoos.......from two preschoolers

Obviously we know they work for Aether but I think it cannot be overstated how much of the actual moving was probably Aether since Skull seems less like something even remotely successful in the "stealing, being bad" department and more just a gathering of young people who have no other place in the world

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just drew this, but now I gotta go to school... bye everyone!

>>30528941
Considering Team Skull are just a bunch of disenfranchised youths, and that they don't seem to have a goal besides being mildly disruptive, this is a very plausible theory. IIRC it's even stated that they steal Pokemon FOR Aether, so it's not farfetched to think they didn't do that before falling in with them.

>>30528780
and this being said I can always go for some infidelity angst shit, but it is not a happy thing obviously

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>>30528997
let people have fun

>>30528997
That's probably true, I don't know how that's tumblr.

There's actually a namefag that posts in almost every one of these threads.

>>30529034
> school

Underage pls go

>>30528997
>>30528741
wow thos bunies r cute

>>30529034
>go to school
How old are you?

>>30527969
Oh wow, Ula'Ula Kahuna Guzma. More of future Guzma, please.

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Stop responding to comfyanon already, all they want are (You)s

>>30529064
Don't give that degenerate attention he's a huge autist who just b8s and posts some out of context AC waifu he wants to fuck

>>30528166
Lusamine didn't know what she had
considering her condition she might really not have known what she had

How would you feel if
>Pokemon Sun and Moon sequel
>Guzma is a bit more respected after teaming up with main character
>Still not a Trial Captain, but has reformed
>But does his best to help new trainers stay on the good path
>Midway through the story the Tapu's allow him to become Trial Captain

>>30529177
>Captain
>not Kahuna
>not even one of the top four
Guzma deserves better after all the suffering he went through

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>>30529149

>>30529082
>>30529092
Not that anon, but I'm 24 and still in school.

>>30529046
Yeah, I didn't forget that they point blank stated that, was more going for I'm pretty sure anything significant wasn't done by Skull themselves, like taking Po and stuff like the shady thing with a slowpoke lol

and the fact that their one act caught in the game is stealing (poorly) from some preschoolers...yeah these kids didn't make the town empty themselves, not even with decently strong plum or guz

>>30529092
not that artist but just pointing out they either could've been held back (and being a team skull fan that's not out of the ordinary for why you'd like them)

or they could be talking about college stuff
but we won't know til they come back

i dropped out years ago, myself

>>30529177
>>30529206
I'd like him to be Hala's immediate successor, Hala can still be an E4 member

>>30529220
>we can have sex
>but you have to say 'Xurxur' and 'tree tree' only
>also you have to wear the weird rubber suit
>and I will wear a shock collar
>Ma'am, why?

>>30529232
Damn son, you got held back

>>30529252
I like where this is going, especially the shock collar part

lord help me

>>30529118
Maybe it's comfy replying to himself. Either way just ignore him.

>>30529092
18. I'm at college

>>30529220
As much as I'm triggered by Lusamine, it's really cute when he calls her m'am.

>>30529239
Nanu probably helped them "take over" Po Town so he could get his rent lowered.

>>30529326
>Help out a bunch of kids to take over a town so they can have wild orgies at the Shady House
>All for lower rent

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>>30529326
I like this idea.

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I'm seeing a lot of Guzma/Archie art and I love it

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>>30529424

>>30528741
This is where Tumbrl comes to shitpost, what did you expect?.

>>30529449
Me too.

>>30529449
>he and maxie could've been in SM
>it would've been THE best multi battle possible
>also they could've given us the orbs or something
Life is suffering.

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>>30529424
>>30529449

writeanon here

Finals start this week so only things I will be doing are very short oneshots, probably smut only because it's easier for me to make that shorter. But at least my lewd AO3 is scheduled to be invited tomorrow so I'll be able to stop putting things in Pastebin.

Anyone wanting some short no plot smut written? I'll do anyone except underage

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>>30529630
Thank you, I was just about to go and look for this gif.

>>30529691
Guzma/Masked Royal/Burnet

Make Kukui upset

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>>30529691
Pic related, please.

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>>30529691
Understandable. Good luck with the finals. I don't have request.

>>30529691
Blesses. AO3 is a goldmine of fanfics. Back then it was Livejournal.

Anyway, all the best for your finals, dude.

>>30529780
>Livejournal
I feel old just remembering that site.

>>30529386
Well, his rent probably was expensive with all those cats. And if your landlord gets run out of town and replaced by Guzma, you could do whatever the fuck you wanted. Wanna build a shed not up to code? Fuck the homeowners association, ya boi Guzma gots dis.

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>>30529691
good luck on your finals!

>>30529723
>>30529724
Kukui X Guzma smut is gonna be the focus of one of my longer ones, but I might be able to whip up something small to warm me up to their dynamic!

>>30529780
>>30529900
>>30529737
Thanks /guz/friends!

>>30529887
It's so amazing yet so idk lonely thinking how much I spent my time on the internet. Knowing old websites and shit. I may stand the trial of time but it won't be forever.

>>30529887
>>30530163
pour one out for geocities

>>30528237
from the last thread
>Blissey smashing through walls to give Guzma and the Grunts lucky eggs

>>30529621
There's no good reason for them NOT to be in SM, they already have full models and it would make a sense for them to want to go to Alola. I'm still sad they didn't appear.

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>>30528237
Guzma wearing an Aviator cap with his sunglasses over his eyes

>>30529621
i like to imagine they got arrested at the airport or something

>>30528340
reroll

I like to see Archie&Guzma being best bros
But I wonder why there's so many art of these two.

>>30530204
>geocities
Oh god. Those used to be part of website link.
>>30530497
This makes me feel.
>>30530753
Probably being charismatic douches with big chains. Or maybe because they are opposites of each other in some ways? I have only found few art pieces.

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>>30530134
Are you talking about the Kukui/Guzma/Burnett NTR fic? If so I would really appreciate it if you could do a short thing with just Kukui/Guzma.

Good luck with your finals, btw.

>>30530832
Yeah, I am. In that case I'll definitely do something with that! And thanks.

Any ideas for power dynamics between younger right-before-he-started-dating-Burnet Kukui and Guzma?

>>30530965
They battle to see who bottoms/sucks dick, but Guzma always loses. Kukui teases him about it being on purpose, but Guzma is always, always 100% positive that this is going to be the time he wins.

>>30530965
Absolutely this >>30531370
It's all in good fun though because they're in love.

>>30530518
B-but ;_;

>>30531407
Yes. They paper-rock-scissors for big/little spoon, and Kukui always chooses paper, because Guzma always goes scissors, and lets him choose.

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>>30531666
That's really cute, Satan

>>30531963
>:3

>>30529273
>what is college/university/trade school

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>>30531963
guzma and maxie are a really cute pair

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Someone should get Guzma a genesect for his birthday.

Colress, I guess.

>>30532628
Dang it, that image reminded me of an idea I had for an MMD, but totally forgot it.

>>30532628
>Guzma Levan Polkka
Link please?

>>30532628
Cute. Reminds me to pick up Genesect from the game retailer. Or just wait until it goes viral in the Mystery Gift.

>>30532846
Yo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpHnRtCA1g

And was just enjoying this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTdkVGbIERI one of the better ones involving Plumi's model

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>>30532878
this is great

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>>30533026

Also for all the Kukui/Guzma people in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxZ4tb9B-ik

Or just fans of Kukui and hip movement

I think Guzma would make a good Gym Leader if anything.
But that would involve him either being in another region, or a SuMo sequel that had gyms, which would be lame unless done well.

I swear my father looks like Guzma.

>>30533356
I think he could be Captain too. I mean, we have a captain without a trial, and a trial without captain, I don't think some rules are so strict as they might want us to think. And all the Tapus looks pretty crazy themselves, I think they might allow it. And honestly, he deserves it.

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I'm a turkfag and I fucking love Guzma.
The only husbando girls needs.

>>30533077
i can feel my loose grip on reality slipping

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>>30533581
Good...let it slip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdG2hu1f-T0

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Fucking why did kukui have to be married, I want to ship him with guz and not feel off about it

>>30533778
We could always ask the Tapus about polygamy

i wanna smooch gladion's cheeks
he's so edgy, i want to take him to hot topic and buy him shitty band merch and fingerless gloves

>>30533778
Hey tense rivalries can be fun to ship too
His wife seems like she might be into polyamory anyways. I'm pretty damn sure Kukui was also banging your mom

>>30533778
I know how you feel. I wish he had a viable guy to ship him with in general. Male Grunt is cute but he doesn't count.

I think the way people get around the married thing now is imagining Burnet as a freak who's into it. Which honestly, she kind of looks like she would be.

>>30533859
B-But that's his aunt!
she is hot though...

>>30533857
I agree with this. Kid deserves it. Now all he has to do is to get his dad to remember and maybe kick the bean habit
or not

>>30533778
OT3

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>>30533778
His wife is a fictional character, I'm sure she won't be hurt if you play pretend that he's with Guzma.

I could see him being the kahuna of melemele instead as that's his home island and hala isnt getting any younger

then again we caught the tapus so technically theres nothing left to actually nominate kahunas and trial captains

>>30533956
Is he actually her nephew? I thought he called you family names because of pseudo-hawaiian hospitality or something
Burnet still seems like she'd be into threesomes

Is posting crossover art ok? Like Kill la Kill x Team Skull kind of art?

I hope the female grunt model comes out soon, cute as the male grunt is the female punk trainers from this gen and last (yeah I could dig that hairstyle shh) are adorable too and it would make the MMD stuff with skull feel more full

Also, given how the team is still broke and regular punk trainers wear mostly the same outfit as team skull, I imagine all funding wise Guzma could pull from Aether was to make the caps and the necklaces and his jacket

>>30533857
>Fingerless gloves
Kek. I remember when I had obsession over these stuff. Is it leather too? Cause he would like it, I assume.

>>30533507
Wow! Sevi sevorom or some shit, to you, anon. my Turk coursemate might be trolling me though by teaching that.

>>30533859
>>30534132
What makes you think she is into threesomes unless this is a headcanon in which case, nevermind.

>>30534132
I guess that explains Hau calling her Auntie but I'm pretty sure the PC and mom are actually actually related to Kukui and not just calling every new kanto move-in his cousin

plus he seems especially close to you so I prefer that way honestly

but agree on Burnet threesomes

>>30534139
I don't see why not as long as it's primarily focused on the team skull/pokemon end?

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>>30534204
she was lusting after that masked royal guy pretty hard. who could that guy be anyway?..

>>30533956
>gladion trying to get his dad to listen to MCR or some shit
>mohn doesn't understand but he's happy gladion feels like he can share the things he likes with him

>>30533778
Here's a headcanon for you

Kukui might be married, but he still fucks around with Guzma. And Burnet gets off on being cuck'd. She especially loves to watch her husband bang Guzma

>>30534237
Supposedly people from Hawaii are known for calling friends "cousin" and elders "auntie" without being related to them. I highly doubt you're meant to actually be Kukui's cousin or they would have mentioned it outright.

>>30533434
True enough
I could just more easily see him having his own complex where you fight trainers and him rather than him having a totem pokemon raised.
I guess nothing says he could turn the Po Town mansion into a not pokemon gym then take you out to the pool to fight a Goliospod Totem after battling.

Post your headcanons

>>30533859
I'd be good with a friendship/rivalry ship too but it's not quite the same

>>30534250
This she's not about standard marriages

>>30534353
As other people have pointed out, Po Town was already kind of set up like Guzma's trial. Complete with earning a z stone for winning! It'd be pretty fun if it became legitimate in a future game, especially if Po Town is fixed up the next time you go there.

>>30534402
It's called Po town because every nigga there broke n po'

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>>30534250
>Masked Royal
I completly forgot about him...Poor Kukui, does he know?

>>30534277
This is too sweet. I love it.

>>30534329
I want to believe. ;_;

>>30534402
Well, it would not be completed enough since it's still a cursed town, but I certainly wish for the former Team Skull to try and fix it up. My headcanon is that the paint they used on the ground doesn't wash off, and instead of covering it they keep drawing and eventually making a big Pokédex drawn on the ground.

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>>30534237
Alrighty, it just two pics.
I want to see Sushio's version of Guzma.

>>30534279
so, they're swingers

>>30534354
guzma wants to take care of the skull grunts as best he can because of his shitty childhood but has no idea how to go about it so on his good days he ends up being more of a cool uncle than an actual dad figure to them

>>30534539
Yeah

>>30534495
You, Anon, I love you. More like this pls

Also I just found out Burnet's french name is Pimprenelle

This amuses me to no end

>>30534533
Haha yes, it took me a second to figure who was cosplaying Pumi

>>30534550
Yes

>>30534279
nice

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>>30534533
And this one.

>>30534470
I think thats why he wanted that royal mask, she's probably into roleplay at the very least

>>30534619
If this fanart was pre-release it's kind of eerie

I see him more as elite 4.

Like, he does his training with Hala all over, and decides stubbornly to go through the trial again whether they give him an amulet or not. Then he gets to the league, and he's finally able to beat Hala. And Hala says, with manly tears, you've finally become the trainer you were meant to be. And Hala retires to focus on sumo stuff and gives Guzma his E4 spot. Guzma paints his E4 chamber all in black, white, and gold, sets the lights to dramatically spotlight ya boi whenever a challenger enters, and he blasts his theme at all hours, pissing off Kahili.

>>30534533
>>30534619
I dig it, I actually had a little crush on him so I like it even more

>>30534640
Yeah, agree.

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>>30534686

>>30534686
>Pissing off Kahili
Kek. Love your dynamic there.

Random headcanon - Plumeria is really fit, and has visible abs.

>>30534279
Haha this is literally what the fic I've been planning to write for weeks is based on. Burnet making Plumeria tie her up to make it more "immersive" and everything.

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>>30534189
*seni seviyorum.That means translated I love you :).
And I'm really addicted to Guzma.

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>>30534801
This and the whole team skull threads and these games in general make me so glad I got out of my Pokemon depression that happened because of bad times to me, they make me really happy. Never change, Skullfags. <3

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I know that there people that hate dislike this pair, because if they way she treated him. It's Guzma x Lusamine But I think the art is great.

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>>30535047
Excuse my typos, I can't type today.

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>>30534873

>>30535176
Thank you :3

>>30535047
Sexually, Lusamine is for me in every way, emotionally, Guzma and Team Skull is

I can get behind Mrs President becoming a Domina whose actually caring and not a crazy bitch

>>30534802
Oh, that means, she's sweet to teach me that. She kept on keeping it a secret, I just WANT to google translate it but that would stop our friendly banter. Thanks, anon.

We all love Team Skull in here.

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I want Guzma to tell Plums that she is good enough as she is.

>>30534802
>can we listen to something besides guzma's battle theme
yeah sure hang on
>guzma's encounter theme starts instead

>>30535047
she really wasn't that bad to him besides when they were both poisoned and going crazy in the other dimension

>>30534873
Hey, whatever it makes to make you feel satisfied and comfy! Remember, you're not alone here.

If we consider the untouched room Plumeria's, you know the one in the mansion, then is Plumeria is a hidden sweetheart in front of unknown people? Though she had that trailer by the oasis too.

>>30535351
I haven't been to VP in a few (1 or 2?) years but I'm glad it can still be nice and fun here, thank ya

>>30535314
Yes please

>>30535392
I think so

>>30535392
Plums is definitely a huge softie with a rough finish. I knew Team Skull wasn't evil after I battled her and she told me not to mess with her dumb cute brothers and sisters.
>Plumeria = whimsical girl who had a troubled past. Puts on a tough front to make sure none of her grunts have to feel rejected for their eccentricities
>Guzma = boy who just wanted to please his father. Probably criticized for his choice of pokemon, for never being good enough, for being into weird music and clothing. Eventually snapped and left. Decided he'd be the best for himself but never lost the insecurities he gained as a child. Will always criticize himself and it's a self fulfilling prophecy.

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>>30535047
I fucking love this ship cause it caters to my kink
Feel free to post more my guy

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>>30535651
There is not much, but I will post the ones I have.

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>>30535771

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>>30535816
The next is the last one.

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>>30535863
That's it for now.

>>30535902
I can only enjoy this ship in a sadistic way
I know the relationship would be highly manipulative and toxic but the femdom aspect of it really appeals to me

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>>30535651
I wrote a fic for it that I posted a few days ago. NSFW.

http://pastebin.com/E8C7n9nm

Speaking of which, gonna repost the one I wrote last night because some Anons who wanted to read it had to sleep right before I finished

>>30535771
Really glad this obvious one was done, her design with her shoes is as blatant as a keyhole sweater if you're into feet, except it flies by easy in an E rated game since most people don't care

unrelated or maybe kind of related, anons, do you ever start getting physically sick and angry at yourself looking at your past?

I'm looking through my stuff trying to find when I was last here and hoo boy memories

>>30536017
Same

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>>30536063
yes. I try not to dwell on the past too much, there is nothing for me there.

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Saw this comic, thought /guz/ would like. Source is https://twitter.com/StrawberryYK/status/805348135421689856

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>>30536046
I have a memory that might have been me if the anon you are referring said something about not being awake by the time its posted. Thanks for posting it!

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>>30536011
I do some times but I try not to let who I used to be bother the person I've grown to be. I still have a whole folder of a really awful slash pairing I used to fantasize about heavily like 3 years ago.. when I look at it I remember how unhealthily obsessed I was with a fictional relationship but in hindsight it really only showed me how I was using escapism to avoid working on myself. I had to overindulge before I realized exactly why I was doing what I was doing.
Now I can come to husbando worship threads like these and enjoy them without it keeping me from enjoying anything else. Maybe look at your realization of your past cringey behavior be a sign that you have grown as a person.

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>>30536063
>you ever start getting physically sick and angry at yourself looking at your past?

Yes, which is why try not to think about it. Not remembering much helps too.

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Repost from last night: 'Guzma Gets High' fic based on pic related.

http://pastebin.com/2ZmjneDU

>>30536170
In that case, I hope you enjoy!

>>30536258
I just read it, it's great!

>>30536145
Aw, it's cute.

>>30536112
the worst part is I was looking in the wrong folder, or maybe worse still, I've found when I was last really here and it was literally right before I set off the course for the worst decisions I made for 3 years.

But on the bright side, I'm happier now that some of that is gone, I mean, there's still a lot of shit left over, but for the most part, I've been happy here, so I'mma stay here and try to improve my art skills and have fun with team skull fans

I got to learn not to dwell but dwelling and self-hatred are all I am, I need help but reasons are keeping me from getting it and it's not just laziness or whatever. Blegh. There's a reason I care about team skull so much [/spoilers]

>>30536205
I'm not sure I've 'grown', just that I realize I feel much happier here than I did doing whatever I was doing in those 3 years

>>30536252
I wish I had a shitty memory of bad events but they're like photographs for me. Anything good tends to wash away like sand. Fuck my memory, I can remember my father's ass when I walked in on my parents better than good times.

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>>30536145
Guzma serenely skedaddles[\spoiler]

>>30535902
>Guzma's big hand
Hnggg.

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>>30528024
>that realization when the green spiky keychain on Sophocles' key chain is shaped like Xuritree's head
Oh shit

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>>30536310
I think things like this are why a lot of people like team skull so much.. its all so relatable

self hatred is hard to get over.. sometimes I'm not sure if it'll ever go away

just gotta keep moving forward

>>30529206
>>30529177
To be fair, it seems like you can age out of being a captain. Perhaps he is one of the region's first gym leaders, though?

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>>30536258
>that title for the LusaminexGuzma fic
Heh. It was good anon, thank you!

>>30527969
This picture would be perfect if his hair color wasn't white

We learn through the story that Lusamine dresses up Lillie and Guzma to look like Ultra beasts because of her obsession. If he actually went straight he would probably stop dying his hair too.

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>>30535771
>>30535816
>>30535863
>>30535902
>>30535926
>>30536046
Bless

>>30536458
You're right. I'm trying for certain. My goals in life right now is to just become moderately good at drawing what I want, which is cute things and lewd things pertaining to what I like. tis why I'm trying to start on doing easier requests in the drawthread atm

>>30536510
I don't think Guzma has as bad feelings associated with her specifically even if she made him do that with his hair, but I always felt like it was anime hair color rules or personal choice

>>30536906
BAN HE

>>30536906
4chan is an 18+ website, even on the SFW boards, so yes. underage people get banned

>>30536688
drawing is so great as a method of self expression, even if you're "not good" at it all you have to do to get better at it is do it more :V

>>30536906
Nah, you're fine. I was like you at your age too. Drawing smut and stuff (hi fellow girl)

>>30536906
mods please remove underage

>>30536906
You're not supposed to be (probably gonna get banned) but going to be honest, most people I know have been here before 18 though we're all old enough to get drunk out of depression now

>First day of Pokemon school
>Bunch of six year old kids showing off their Pokemon that their parents gave them
>Kukui has one of his parent's Rockruff puppies, Molayne caught a Diglett, Kahili has a perfectly bred Pikipek from her rich dad
>They notice a kid sitting alone in the back, pouting
>"Hey kid what's your first Pokemon?"
>He says he doesn't have one because his Dad doesn't want him training his favorite type, bug types
>Kukui remembers he once read about a 'super cool and rare and hard to catch' bug type and suggests they sneak off during their next field trip to try and catch one
>Once they're there, the four kids team up to help corner the Wimpod before it runs away so Guzma can catch it, Kahili even gives him the Pokeball for it
>Since he doesn't have a Pokemon to fight it with, he lures it and befriends it by giving it Pokebeans from Molayne before catching it
>Guzma catches his first Pokemon thanks to all of them and they end up doing their Island Challenge together

I might write this now, fuck

>>30537046
Oh gosh, please do

>>30536906
You're going to get banned, but it's the same kind of content you'd see on most other sites. Up to your parents if you're mature enough I guess.

>children who were too young to play gen 1 when it was new are on the internet

disgusting tbqh

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>>30537046
That's adorable. I'd love to read more

>>30537046
2cute

>>30536906
You're probably about to get banned, 4chan is an explicitly 18+ website and underage is the fastest thing that usually causes it. And while I know it happens, as a child sexual abuse survivor it REALLY makes me uncomfortable when kids read my smut. Hope you'll keep liking Guzma though.

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>>30536906
you probably shouldn't be hanging around here kiddo

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>>30536980
Yeah I know, which is exactly why I'm trying here with the drawthreads, hopefully it'll keep giving me motivation to keep going and trying

speaking of, I'm working on this right now, the drawthreads kind of slow so I hope this is going okay considering what I'm supposed to be doing. I hope this isn't too off topic for this thread

>>30528022
He was revealed early producing pre-game hype. Then he was an underwhelming minor character at best but already has a fan base.

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Golisopod used First Impression!
It was not effective. [\spoiler]

I feel sorry for her. That's why, when I was still underage, I used to lie about my age in order to register to certain websites.
I hope she will someday come back and enjoy more Guzma with us.

>>30537286
i thought you could still browse if you were banned, just not post? or does that not apply for underage bans

>>30537246
I didn't pay attention to any pregame stuff because I'm spoiler adverse but I still like him.

Stay salty.

>>30537327
Dunno, never got banned for my age before. I still think that internet legal age should be lowered to 14.

But we're here to talk about Guzma, so let's talk about him.
Tell me, how many of us headcanon him with a tongue piercing?

>>30537377
>tfw you want to know what this is about
>don't know moonspeak
Suffering.

>>30537286
Same here, though in hindsight that kind of probably didn't help me in my teenage years growing up considering some of the shit that happened to me because of it

>>30537377
Goddammit, now we need a translator because I really wanna know what this comic says

>>30537399
I did but I don't remember specifics other than the ban was kind of short and that was 5 years ago on a board in hindsight I shouldn't have posted on but 16 and dumb and lonely

>>30537451
oh no this is cute

>>30537399
ALSO I didn't before but I can get down with it

I'm liking Aether Guzma a lot.

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I did stuff.

Also, there was this half idea of a fic, probably Guzma/reader(or chicken-chan), based on "You look sad, when you think he (the world?) can't see you". Yes, it's from Sherlock, but I think it fits.

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>>30537586
Forgot the pic.

>>30537399
>lowered to 14
probably not the best idea, i'd rather not see 14 year olds who are still developing their sexuality draw gladion taking it up the ass. best to keep that sort of thing private at that age, and the legal age acts as a deterrent

anyway, if guzma had any piercing, a tongue piercing would be most likely. i can't really imagine him with any other piercings, considering he's got that weird hip-hop aesthetic going on.

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>>30537598
Nice job anon. I guess little piercings do look good on him.

>>30537620
I still think he looks kind of ridiculous with that hat. His glorious hair are no meant to be restrained.

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>>30537667
Indeed. Bed hair Guzma, best Guzma.

>>30537667
I think he can go without it. Faba and Wicke didn't have hats and I guess he was technically on that sort of importance level.

I don't know but maybe she can change her IP adress ?
I think here are many underaged but who knows.

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>>30532841
Oh yeah, remembered. It was gonna be another stupid dance.

>>30537909
Do it. Do iiiit.

>>30537833
Agreed. Does he still get the sillyass Aether branded fanny pack though? that still makes me laugh my ass off when I look at it

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>>30537399
Definitely me

>>30537909
Guzma aesthetics when? Or vaporware?

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Had to do them

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>>30538032
I fucking hate thunder.

>>30538229
>>30538275
What are these called again?
Funny textposts?

>>30538283
this picture is perfect to hurt my feels

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>>30538190
Maybe I'll make some aesthetical things made this for the MMD. Know it's Xurkitree, but close enough

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>>30538334
I think so, yeah.

So Gladion's tears are from Type: Null/Silvally lashing out on him out of habit from it's abuse, the biggest tear on his leg there, would a slash injury like that fuck Gladion up in later years? like will he walk funny or not be able to do things with that leg later?

I've been thinking about that all day but only am now just posting it

>>30538334
Cancer

>>30538435
Could have been an accident. Silvally is shown to be quite affectionate in the credits sequence after all. Might not know its own strength and accidentally nicked him a bit.

But anyway, unless it actually cut deep enough to cut muscle, he'll probably be fine.

>>30538497
Yeah, that was all the implications I got so far. He definitely likes Gladion but it wasn't immediately BFFs with him after the shit it went through lol

I guess how deep is the question yeah. They can't all just be surface at least, maybe some of his arm ones are why his hand shakes and he holds it to look edgy [/spoilers]

>>30529177
>Pokemon Stars
>Guzma is now a more cool-headed calm guy, he got over some of issues and is an even stronger trainer
>Because of Plot and Conflict Hala somehow dies
>Maybe to save Guzma
>Noooooooooo
>Guzma named new Kahuna
>Sad times
>You must move on to help in the fight against Antagonist and must battle Guzma the new Kahuna
>You help him get revenge

Not the main plot but maybe one of the multiple lines of plot that bleed into the main one?

>>30538355
I-i'm sorry.
>>30538374
Ayy, thanks.
>>30538435
I hope the cut wasn't deep. He seemed to be able to walk just fine.

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Yeah, who?

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>>30538695
Reminds of that kid from Oras. That was actually my first thought when I saw Guzma and I still think it looks like a hat.

>>30538695
FUCK I hadn't thought about this until now

>>30538606
he did, though wondering if it's one of those things that gets worse with age, but just speculation really

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>>30538283
It is such a tease that they have history but, the game didn't go into more detail

I just went looking for some pics on rule34 but there's only one page (and I already saw most of the pics), so I feel... disappointed? I was expecting more, desu. Luckily there's this thread for the quality.

>>30538980
Not sure about actually having history since they game doesn't explain it at all and all we have is Guzma's words about both being rejected for the title. But you know, GF and their habot of forgetting to explain things. Hope the anime would give more insight.

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Do you meet Xurkitree in the mansion?

any good art with guzma and golisopod?

>>30539277
That's Pokemon Refresh

>>30539090
If he even appear in the anime. I know we got already some grunts, but I don't remamber the previpus teams, aside from Team Rocket, having that much space. But ithey did something like that series with N, I'd be really happy, since it was great.

But probably, they'll keep their critical condition of nerver explaining anything.

>>30539277
No matter where you catch it, mine is gonna be nicknamed Guzma (I think everyone here has done/will do that?)

>>30539303
Oh. I was hoping for post-game episode of Guzma being used as bait for UBs. Guess that's not happening.

>>30539343
I don't know why he wouldn't? Team Skull is like team rocket trio but actually the whole organization and not it just being a few members who are goofs

I'd be more worried about Lusamine fans wanting to see her in the anime and that getting tackled than not seeing Guzma and co. I mean it's still pretty early but I'd bet on him over Lillie's Bad Mom right now but we'll see

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>>30539343
Yes, that is IF he will appear in the anime. Hopefully he does.
Dunno about what to nickname it or just keep it Xurkitree.

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>>30539287

>>30539446
>>30539526
I'm still skeptical. Honestly, I'd prefer 2-3 minutes of a special like Generations than risking to see the whole plot of SuMo completely fucked up because the main character has to be Ash/Satoshi.
We already have: the elemental trio, Lana Mallow and Kiawe, on a different island; then Lillie that isn't a trainr not because she doesn't want Pokémon to be hurt in battle but because she's afraif of touching Pokémon (what are they gonna do with Cosmog, give it to Ash?).
While the series for now is really nice, I don't want to risk weird stuff. Specials are the way to get an IC Guzma I believe.

>>30539567
>sharp teeth
>can barely see golisopod

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>>30539567

>>30539625
there's always the games and other adaptations, personally I'd prefer a few hours worth of fun guzma time as long as he's not made into a pure villain that he isn't but that's me

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>>30539680
>>30539634

Better? I don't see how having angry expression and sharp teeth can be considered edgy?

>>30539625
>Lillie without Cosmog

wtf

>>30539814
that is better

>>30539815
I watched the first 5 episodes so far (the ones I found available with subtitles), and there's no Cosmog whatsoever. I repeat, the series is nice for now, but the plot needs to be handed with gloves. Guzma risks to become a generic idiot so Ash can win more battle with the power of friendship.

>>30539814
it's just underages throwing the word edgy around

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>>30537909
This is gonna be a while.

>Guzma when Chicken-chan won't stop being a thirsty loli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>30539987
>Kono Guzma da!

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>>30534354
Guzma has impressive lower back muscles, and you can feel them through his clothes when he props himself up on his elbows in bed.

>>30535114
Oh this one looks like Katsuhiro Otomo's style.

>>30538695
Please people just post the full image and not the resized previews. Check the 1280 URL on Tumblr, and add :orig on Twitter. For Pixiv make sure to click the image to open on whitebox layout, or use the fullsize arrows icon to the upper left on the old layout. If you find an image you think should be larger or has master1200 or whatever in the filename, reverse search it on google or saucenao and try to post the right size next time. Especially try this on facebook filtered pics.

It is infinitely frustrating to see people circulate your art in smaller or compressed fuzzy forms. Don't make them more common than the original thing.

>tfw no non-lewd fics of chicken/guzma
i just want to read fluff of ya boi and chicken, is that too much to ask for?

>>30540124
I had a half idea of writing one, if I find the time.

>>30540082
>For Pixiv make sure to click the image to open on whitebox layout, or use the fullsize arrows icon to the upper left on the old layout.

That's what I do. Reminds me to check the site if there is anything new in there.

>>30540082
I understand getting the full size for pixiv but on tumblr and Twitter it's a bit much to ask for, especially for mobile users

>>30539815
She's different in general. Suddenly she's terrified of all Pokemon and doesn't even want to touch them. The same girl that stole a Pokemon from a different dimension with a crazy power and was constantly being nice to and healing your Pokemon.

I'm actually surprised they didn't want to recreate the start of SM with Ash saving Cosmog. It's definitely the kind of scene that suits the anime. I can't imagine they don't plan to get into UBs, so why not include Cosmog?

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Brush the guz

>>30540374
>you will never sit with Guzma between your legs and brush his hair
>he will never sigh and lean back against you and eventually fall asleep
>you will never keep running your fingers through his hair long after all the knots are gone

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>>30540442
Why live? :(

>>30534354
Guzma was trained to be a male ballerina as a child and is actually really good at it.

>>30540124
give it time

if not, I could try, but I don't wanna promise anything so don't hold out hope unless I come and post

but hopefully time will have it happen or just keep requesting it from write anons and I'm sure a few will take it

>>30540500
No wonder how he looks so banging.

GUZMA IS FOR DRUGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFg7Yr7x0xU

Some pretty gay shit for you, /guz/

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8765584

>>30540963
ANON I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST IT.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30540963
Guzma's so cute when he's tubby. I'd feed him grapes all day long while massaging that soft chub. <3

Just imagine the player with a cush on Guzma, telling Rotom to steal some photos while he's not looking, during battles, pretending to record it.

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>>30540963
>He said he would post this image in the cringe thread
>ACTUALLY DELIVERED

TOP KEK

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It's awesome coming home from work to a nearly full Guzma thread.

Here's Guzma chilling in his big ass bed with the 3 pillows.

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I haven't posted this yet but I wanted to just because they're all smiling

>>30541268
You're great, Coarse.

>>30541268
He seems finally happy and getting the sleep he derves. Good.

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Who's this Guzma fag trying come up on my woman?

>>30541268
I want to do something to him, but I can't put my finger on what.

>>30541268
The big boy looks so peaceful, I hope GameFreak has good things in store for him in the future

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>>30528340
not my picture, but someone drew something like this a while ago

>>30541333
Just put your mouth on it, anon.

>>30541043
This is the hottest picture ever.

>>30541268
This is also very hot.

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>>30541167

>>30540945
THANK YOU KIND ANON FOR THIS BLESSING

>>30541268
oh coarse, your art fills me with true happiness

>>30541043
i still want to smell guzma's pubes

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>>30541328
a gal has needs

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>>30540314
If you're incapable of typing in an address bar then maybe stop.

>>30540429
>saving jpeg compressions of a png picture
Fuck you.
>not sharing baby seal Guzma
Double fuck you. Everyone needs baby seals.

>>30541689
it's how it saves directly from the fullscreen on pixiv.

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>>30541759
No it is not.

>>30541800
Then do it yourself next time instead of complaining ;)

>>30540720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_TFTvhLslw&index=4&list=RDMFg7Yr7x0xU

>>30541824
I already had the file because I use Pixiv and Saucenao addons like every other person on this site. It takes two fucking seconds to stop being shitty to artists and follow the rules of 4chan, instead of insisting on having a lower quality experience and forcing it on others.