If you could create a Pokemon that's designed to mess with Smogon as hard as possible, how would you do it?
I'm thinking an ability that doubles all a Pokemon's stats 1/3rd of the time it goes into battle. Give it to something with Phione's stats.
Pic related.
>>20837130
the pokemon can be built ANY style, and has a better movepool then 90% of all pokemonand it's 2 of the best defensive types
>>20837155
>Steel/Fairy Smeargle Mega-Evo
Momentum
Type:Flying
Power:60
Accuracy:100
The user does a spinning dive-bomb at the target, clearing all entry hazards on the opponent's side and returning the user to the Pokeball.Exclusive to Delibird; Smeargle can't learn it.
>>20837130
Mega Mew with Wonder Guard, Base 120 Stats, and steel/fairy type
Prankster but for attacking moves
Okay, get this its a bst all 100 legendary pokemon with a pure dark typing.
For every pokemon in the oppononents party, it gains+10 stats.
Even in ubers it would wreck shit.
Like a dark mew, it learn every move accesible.
>release an event-only Dunsparce that knows Rapid Spin in Gen VI
>Gen VII rolls around
>change its hidden ability in that gen to Scrappy
Pokemon with Moody as only ability
>>20837250
I have a better idea:
>A "legendary" with 40/40/40/40/40/40 stats
>It gains +60 to all its base stats if the opponent has 5 Pokemon, or +100 if it has 6.
>people are forced to run only 4 Pokemon to deal with the little shit, turning every 6-6 match to 5-4
>>20837310
Deoxys with an ability that increases its attack stat and decreases its spatt stat every turn
give shuckle an evolution
making shuckle eviolite viable
give it pure power
shuckle+pure power+power trick+trick room= metagame broken
>>20837352
Stop right there, youre going to give GF ideas
Give Beedrill an attack that is priority bug.
>>20837352
Mega Evolution with its attacking and defensive stats swapped, Sturdy and +100 Speed.
It outspeeds most Mold Breaker users, so unless you have a Cinccino you will need Stealth Rock and Sticky Web support to kill it. Which means an opposing Shuckle.
>>20837326
this would be hilarious
itd be broken even in ubers
Ability called brave fighter.
A small warrior pokemon that feels obselete unless he's outnumbered
And in triples/doubles it gains +50 for every opponent on the field
>>20837401
or Underdog could work too as the ability name
>>20837426
that'd be nice.
signature move:
hit and run
70 dmg, boostsevasionby 3 stages
An attack that uses your defense instead of your attack, plus an attack that uses the opponent's offense instead of their defense.
Give it really wide distribution.
Zen Mode Shuckle.
A Stealth Rock equivalent that changes types every turn.
>>20837183
The move be bred to a few select Pokemon: Wingull, Ducklett, Farfetch'd, Dunsparce, and Woobat.
They cannot breed it to any others.
>>20837976
But every OU mon learns it through TM
an ability
>Quick Reflexes
>this pokemon is immune to damage from priority moves
>>20837522
oh god
ability:
final stand
when hp is 25% or lower
all stats get doubled
>Ability: Equalizer
Negates all abilities and averages the base states of all Pokemon in battle.
Spikes become a Ground-type version of Stealth Rock, doing double damage to Steel, Poison, Fire, Electric and Rock and 1HKOing Magnezone, Heatran and Aggron with 3 layers up.
An ability that randomizes turn order and typing every turn.
Mega Noctowl and Dialga get an ability where if they're knocked out in battle, the entire battle is reset to turn 1
>>20837130
lanturn
ability
new chance
everytime a move misses or fails stats increase by 30%
>>20838096
one priority move bye bye final stand mon
this would be kool but not broken
>>20838388
lol well it was worth a shot :P
Move that sacrifices the mon that uses it and revives a mon of your choice.
Evasion boost on a shitty Pokemon, learns baton pass
>>20837855
>the damage stops here
not sure if this would work
ability: parasitic
every damaging move increases a random stat by 1/4 of the damage inflicted
Its already there, its called Wobbuffet
Introduce a new type that's immune to dragon and resists fig- OH WAIT
Anyway, how about a new move?
Inertia Boom. Normal-type. 60 BP, 5 PP, special.
If the opponent switched pokémon this turn, the opposing 'mon is phazed out. If that 'mon attacked, instead that 'mon is taunted and trapped for three turns.
Learned mostly by Psychic- and Normal-types.
>>20837155
So a Steel/Fairy with Sketch and all-100 stats
>>20837183
That's counterproductive. If it removes hazards from their side, that means they won't take damage. I think you mean "from your side".
>>20838388
Doubles defenses too.
>>20837271
>implying spinblockers are still a thing
>>20838881
Am I reading a fucking MTG card? There isn't a single attack that does so much in one turn. Be realistic.
Rebellious: All of the pokemon's attacks get a 1.5x BP boost, but the pokemon will sometimes disobey your commands
>New Status move
>Blind
>When a pokemon is blinded it's chance to hit with moves is halvedstacks with accuracy loss
>90% accurate
>priority +1
>Available as a TM
>all pokemon capable of learning TMs can learn this ability
Half the Pokémon available get Shadow Tag.
Devolution Beam
>>20837130
>I'm thinking an ability that doubles all a Pokemon's stats 1/3rd of the time it goes into battle
oh boy I can't wait for every battle to be
>voltturnvoltturnvoltturnvoltturnvoltturnvoltturn
>sweep
>>20839035
That would just end up never being used like Regigigas and Slaking.
Weezing gets a new ability
>when fainted, Weezing uses a typeless version of Explosion
>>20839117
noxious gas :P
>>20839060
this was a thing in YGO: Falsebound Kingdom. except all moves always had a small chance of missing in that game. if you had a monster that could inflict blind, you won every time, as it reversed the odds of missing and hitting. seeing it in Pokemon would make me all kinds of moist.
To specifically fuck with Smogon? I want that de-evolution beam that people thought Mega Audino was going to get.
>>20837130
Broom Pokemon.
Ability removes all entry hazards from your side of the field every time it comes into battle.
>>20839060
>Gliscor can make it harder for things to hit it
It's annoying enough, please no
>>20839060
>can only be inflicted by flash
>>20839117
... Aftermath?
ITT nobody knows anything about smogon and what would piss them off.
This >>20837310 is the only thing that would piss them off.
regice gets a move called absolute zero
any pokemon that makes contact with with regice gets knocked out
>>20837130
Auto Trick room & Gravity Abilities
Item to make each last 8 turns
Intimidate like ability for other stats. i.e. Drops Sp.Atk etc.
>>20839178In double/triple battles affects all pokemon except for the user
>>20839210
If that guy meant altering every pokemon so that they only have moody as their ability, then I agree. If it's just creating a pokemon with moody as its only ability, then that won't really piss them off (thread started off with create a pokemon so I was confused initially).
My idea would be a pokemon that causes every pokemon from both teams to have a random chance of disobeying commands. The moment it's sent out, it infects all pokemon and the effect remains the whole match whether it's alive, active or KOed.
>>20839612
On 2nd thought, they'd just ban that too like with moody so just give every pokemon an innate disobedience mechanic. Or add in a trainer command "Dodge it <pokemon name>" to the game.
>>20837130
Anything involving luck.
Like a Speed Boost for evasion.
>>20839319
I've been saying for a while that Gigalith wants to get a mega with that Gravity inducing ability.
Stone hit everything.
A move that is like Pursuit only it keeps them in when they try to switch. Give it some decent power and an asshole typing like ghost.
>>20837176
Also gets prankster as a regular ability and mega ability
>Smeargle evo
>learns another sig move called canvas
>"sketches" a pokemons typing
>>20842655
Make it Ice type, every water type can learn it.
Bulky water toxic trapping here we come
A new "room" move.
>Inertia Room: All attacks are stripped of priority, the Speed stat is nullified. Every attack during this effect is decided by a coin flip, like when there's a speed tie.
Faget @ Leftovers
Fairy/Steel
Moody
100/50/100/100/100/150
-Protect
-Substitute
-Moonblast
-Swagger/Minimize/Recover
>>20837968
>Magical Trap
or some other, better name
Basically, it's Protean Stealth Rock.
Every time any move is used by any Pokemon, attack or status, this entry hazard changes type to match the move's type.
Also. modify Garchomp's natural ability to work like Speed Boost but for evasion, i.e every turn sandstorm is up and Chomp's in battle, it gets a Minimize equivalent boost. If you want to go postal and add DD or Extremespeed, sure, but IMHO that ability is more than enough. Congratulations, you've just turned one of Smogon's favourite posterboys against them.
>>20843268
Garchomp @Leftovers
Modified sand veil
-EQ
-Dragon Claw/Outrage/Dragon Tail
-Protect/Substitute
-Substitute/Swords Dance/Coverage
Lead with eject button TTar, set up Sandstorm and Rocks, get hit, safely bring in Chomp. Proceed to boost Evasion/Attack. Kill everything in sight.
>>20839203
Aftermath only does 1/4 of their HP and activates only if they kill you with a contact move.
>Decrease the accuracy of every move by ten
DOOOOOOODGE!
Ability that send out a random hazards on each turn
> Garbadour exclusive
A Cease and Desist Letter from Game Freak
>>20839659
>dodge it
What is Protect
>>20844243
You win
10/10
/thread
safe zone ability
exclusive to magnezone
prevents recoil moves from being used while magnezone is out
best way to stop smogon bird (a.k.a talonflame)
>>20837130
Make an ability that gives the Pokémon the ability to change defensive and offensive stats.
Ability: sacrifice
If this pokemon is KOed, no matter how, the opposing pokemon feints as well.
>>20844837
>feints
What a shit final move to use. 30 base power sucks.
>>20844875
I don't know what was I thinking.
I meant is KOed as well.
>>20844753
>Talonflame used Overheat!
Also don't post like this, everyone knows who smogonbird is.
>>20844837
You missed the OP. It's different than "Make an ability that would get insta banned on any pokemon"
>posts broken shit that would just get quickbanned
>lel theyd be so rustled!!
This thread is shit
Inb4 smogon pls go, smogondrone detected
>>20844753
People STILL believe Talonflame is the mascot for current OU?
Absolute Zero
Ice
100 Accuracy
Freezes all pokemon on the field for 3 turns. Only Ice-type pokemon can switch out.
>>20844933
How would that only rustle Smogon players.
VGC would be fucking dead if that shit was released.
>>20837130
you can't make a single pokemon to rustle them, they'll ban it. You do something like make evasion a base stat.
>>20844965
>new stat: agility
>governs your evasion chance
>allows you to land more crit multiplier (ranging from x2 up to x3)
There, they'll probably play another game
>>20837130
+1 Priority is just +100 Speed
>>20844946
Suddenly Lapras everywhere with bulky perish trap teams.
>>20837130
You can't, they'd just ban it and be done.
White Smoke now works like insta haze on the switch in and also prevents self stat reduction
torkal becomes the ultimate baton pass counter and stops set up sweepers
>>20844253
>What is Protect
A move that takes a slot. We're thinking full anime here where the trainer just screams dodge it periodically and the pokemon dodges 100% accuracy moves sometimes.
>>20839319
That'd fuck over VGC more than it would Smogon
How would that mess with Smogon? If it is overpowered, then just ban it.