Last threadwas kek worthy. Let's do it again.
>You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
>See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral
>Nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all
>Oh Bikini Bottom we pledge our hearts to you. As faithful, as deep, as true as blue. Bikini Bottom we love you.
>Want to see me run to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?
>Pay close attention to the "I really wish I wasn't here right now" button
>Everyone run away, there's a giant monster that's going to eat you!
[Spoiler]according to its dex entries, it is pretty fucking savage[/spoiler]
>It's just a stupid boulder!
>It's not just a boulder! It's a rock! A rock! A ROCK! It's a big, beautiful old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape!
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle! He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material!
>that's real touching... I'll have to remember that when I'm kicking your butt.
>Am I going too fast for you, SpongeBob?
>If I were to die right now in some fiery explosion due to the carleseness of a friend, well that would just be okay.
>live nude pranksters! Starring the bakini bottom ghosts!
I have an idea.
Why don't we take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else?
"Aww, and it looks like he can't even fly yet."
"Why, is he stupid?"
>We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench!
That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form!
Are you squidward? That's alright, take your time
"Every... what day is it? Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to reek his horrible vengeance!"
If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
BAHHHHH YOU BLITHERING PINK BUFFOON WHATS IN THOSE BOXES ANYWAY?
IT WAS BIG, AND IT WAS ALL WIGGLY!
AND IT ATE EVERYTHING!
Outta my way, can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?
Hello! YOUNG lady! We're selling chocolate bars, is your MOTHER home?
Barnicles! What could be worse than a giant magnet ball?!
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
Oh I know! Three giant magnet balls!
Patrick, I don't think thus polemons design could get any worse!
>Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
I know of a move, where you never get harmed
a wonderful move, with a wonderful charm!
TAKE IT AWAY PENNY!
YEAH!!! GOIN TO THE MOON!! MOON RIDE! MOON RIDE! MOON RIDE!
>"Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish."
>"This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color..."
>"And I thought this friendship would never pay off. "
> I mean how can a creature that spends so much time in the water smell so bad?
With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise.
>hey patrick what am I?
>no im hoenn
>whats the difference!
I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I NEEEED IT!
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
I have a head, that ends in a point,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
Attention climbers, please hold on! The saws are on the way!
By not recognizing the quote and googling it to find which episode it came from, presumably.
Or from sticking around long enough after the movie to realize that the series had gone to shit.
Dunno how long that would be, since I didn't bother looking up the episode. I'm just here to explain things.
>This isn't your average everyday darkness
This song is over, except for this line,
You win this round, Broccoli!
I can't *pbbbt* understand *pbbbt* your *pbbt* accent *pbbbbbbt*
RESPONSE: WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME LATER
Trust me Spongebob, I know a little something about head injuries, belie...
>SNAP SNAP SNAP
>For doing nothing long than anyone else ... Patrick this awards for you!
>So what are you gonna do now?
>I'm gonna protect my title!
Technique Technique Technique!
But Patrick there's already a seaweed monster man living in Bikini Bottom!
>If only I could join you there in the air. Floating free without a care. I wish I could fly. And see things with a different eye.
>I would fly so very high and touch the sky.
>And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly
It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.
“Isn’t this great? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!”
>I'm flying! I'm flying!
>He's flying! He's flying!
>He's really really flying!
>They laughed, they scoffed,
>Before I had liftoff.
>But, now he's flying!
>He's flying high in the sky!
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request