Last thread >>19458712 was kek worthy. Let's do it again.
>You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
>>19463082
>See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral
>It feels like someone is trying to SELL ME SOMETHING.
>“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!”
>Nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all
you and me are like brothers, only closer
DEUUEAUGH
>>19464978
Simpsons/10
>Oh Bikini Bottom we pledge our hearts to you. As faithful, as deep, as true as blue. Bikini Bottom we love you.
>I was born with glass bones and paper skin
>Want to see me run to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again?
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEDDLE LEE
>who you calling "pinhead"
>Did somebody say Chocolate?
>Pay close attention to the "I really wish I wasn't here right now" button
>But don't genius live in a lamp?
>more like: "belongs... In the trash!" GAHAHAHA
>it'll go straight to your thighs!!
>and THEN you'll blow upmunchlax can learn self destruct with breeding
"I'm ugly and I'm proud.."
>Everyone run away, there's a giant monster that's going to eat you!
[Spoiler]according to its dex entries, it is pretty fucking savage[/spoiler]
>Maybe we didn't sing it right.
>ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!!!
>>19465353
>That's a 4/4 string ostentation in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death!
>VICTOOOORYYYY SCREEEEEEECH
>It's just a stupid boulder!
>It's not just a boulder! It's a rock! A rock! A ROCK! It's a big, beautiful old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles! And it's in great shape!
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
>once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle! He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>>19463111
Coral...
>AAAHHH! I burned my hand! ...At night
>Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material!
>hmm, a five letter word for happiness... Money!
>I am the master of kara-tey!
These are gold.
>that's real touching... I'll have to remember that when I'm kicking your butt.
>Am I going too fast for you, SpongeBob?
>you know what's better than 24?
>25!!
>If I were to die right now in some fiery explosion due to the carleseness of a friend, well that would just be okay.
I don't watch Spongebob.
>It's big, scary, and PINK!
>live nude pranksters! Starring the bakini bottom ghosts!
>Plan Z I love Plan Z!
ALASKAN!
BULL!
WORM!
>1% EVIL, 99% HOT GAS
>it was big! It was all wiggly! And it ATE EVERYTHING!
>>19465784
>>19465799
>>19465809
>It's big, scary, and pink!
>>19465784
>>19465799
>>19465809
>>19465825
>>19465827
I have an idea.
Why don't we take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else?
"Aww, and it looks like he can't even fly yet."
"Why, is he stupid?"
>We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench!
>>19465888
Let's have another
>I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
>>19465955
Hey, that looked like Squidward!
>>19465978
That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form!
>>19465978
>Mr. Tentacles has all the talent
>>19465978
>>19465997
Are you squidward? That's alright, take your time
East!? I thought you said Weast!
>What are you looking at?
>Nose.
Any line because all of spongebob is garbage
"Every... what day is it? Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to reek his horrible vengeance!"
>>19465439
That's Barnacle MAN!
>>19465012
She's as big as a whale!
If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
>>19463111
It says describe your "favorite" Pokemon with a Spongebob quote. That...thing...ain't anybody's favorite.
>>19466185
You may now kiss the bride!
BAHHHHH YOU BLITHERING PINK BUFFOON WHATS IN THOSE BOXES ANYWAY?
ITS TICKLING MY DNA
>Where's Wormy? What's that thing?
>>19466206
It's gen 2, SOMEone has nostalgia for it. Remember, lots of people consider that a "real Pokemon" but would discount out of hand anything from gen 3 onwards.
Oh that's just Wormy, he doesn't eat much.
YAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE
IT WAS BIG, AND IT WAS ALL WIGGLY!
AND IT ATE EVERYTHING!
WE SHOULD DIG A MOAT!
I love the young people
Photosynthesis.....Photosynthesis
>>19466267
That's horrible!
Outta my way, can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?
>But it's becoming increasingly obvious, I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER; I am small.
>>19466290
Loud laughs were had.
>>19466304
>>19465524
>not Meowth
>not Persian
>not Purrloin
>not Liepard
MY LEG!
>It means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Hello! YOUNG lady! We're selling chocolate bars, is your MOTHER home?
>>19466034
You're a little late to the "More like, Belongs in the Trash!" party.
>>19465224
>>19466337
MAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
”Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.”
Barnicles! What could be worse than a giant magnet ball?!
>>19466353
WHAT WHATS WITH ALL THE YELLING?
I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
>>19466369
THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES
>>19466364
Oh I know! Three giant magnet balls!
Patrick, I don't think thus polemons design could get any worse!
>Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
>>19466384damn auto correct
Nonsense!
I know of a move, where you never get harmed
a wonderful move, with a wonderful charm!
King's Shield!
King's Shield!
Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing's Shield!
TAKE IT AWAY PENNY!
>>19466404
...
NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
I think I'm the only person in the world who doesn't like Spongebob...
>>19466445
Its not what it used to be but the older episodes are about and I catch them, they can sometimes crack a smile.
YEAH!!! GOIN TO THE MOON!! MOON RIDE! MOON RIDE! MOON RIDE!
>>19466478
ALIEN HUNTING! ALIEN HUNTING!
>>19466491
TWINS
Opposite day
>"Did you hear about the goldfish who went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish."
>Hoopla!
>"This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color..."
>"And I thought this friendship would never pay off. "
>"Not until I shift into maximum overdrive!"
> I mean how can a creature that spends so much time in the water smell so bad?
That didn't help at all!
>>19466185
That line will never not be hilarious.
>>19466999
kek
With nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise.
>>19466318
>not getting the joke
>NOW THAT WE'RE MEN! WE HAVE FACIAL HAIR!
>>19469780
>1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.
>its not just a boulder. Its a rock
You know whats funnier than 24
>Arbok
25!
>hey patrick what am I?
>uhhhh stupid
>no im hoenn
>whats the difference!
>Who knows what will happen?
>I'm not a shopping list, I'M A GHOOOOST
>>19470223
>I nose.
>AHAHAHAHAHA
>IT'S A GIRAFFE
I don't need it.I don't need it.I don't need it.I NEEEED IT!
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
>>19470436
>not quagsire
>Eels...
I have a head, that ends in a point,
Pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point.
Attention climbers, please hold on! The saws are on the way!
>>19470538
> post-movie era spongebob
>>19470593How did you know it was post-movie if you didn't watch it?
>>19470721
Because I have. Shit is dull as fuck and the writing is garbage. It's all grossout humor with no finesse
>>19470721
By not recognizing the quote and googling it to find which episode it came from, presumably.
Or from sticking around long enough after the movie to realize that the series had gone to shit.Dunno how long that would be, since I didn't bother looking up the episode. I'm just here to explain things.
>This isn't your average everyday darkness
>This is...
>Advanced darkness
AHAHAHAHAHA IT'S A GIRAFFE!
>I DEFY YOU HEART MAN
>>19466372
>>19469929
>NOW THAT WE'RE MEN, I CHANGED MY UNDERWEAR!
You ran inside and slipped on an ice cube.
Because I can't see my forehead.
>>19470538
This song is over, except for this line,
You win this round, Broccoli!
>>19465146
I don't think that could be any more perfect
>SO LONG SHRIMP!!!!
>>19465146
Fucking perfect
It was his Mr.Krabs,he was #1
I can't *pbbbt* understand *pbbbt* your *pbbt* accent *pbbbbbbt*
>>19473799
BIG
MEATY
CLAWS
>Now it's time to bring it around town.
>Noseferatu!
Wait a minute, maybe I'M the maniac!
You mean like a weenie?
DEET DOOT
RESPONSE: WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME LATER
GET WELDED
>>19474411
Double dubs confirm you for maniac.
Trust me Spongebob, I know a little something about head injuries, belie...
>SNAP SNAP SNAP
me!
FUTUUUUUURE
BUBBLE BUDDY
>>19465463
lel
HORRIBLE BODY ODOR
At least I'm safe inside my mind
>For doing nothing long than anyone else ... Patrick this awards for you!
>So what are you gonna do now?
>I'm gonna protect my title!
FUUUTUUUUUUUURRRRE
Technique?
Technique?
Technique Technique Technique!
>>19474644
>not any of the alien-related quotes
But Patrick there's already a seaweed monster man living in Bikini Bottom!
>>19466206
Corsola's cute
Boo boo keys
>If only I could join you there in the air. Floating free without a care. I wish I could fly. And see things with a different eye.
>I would fly so very high and touch the sky.
>And never have to ask why it is that I can't fly
;_;
It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.
“Isn’t this great? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!”
>>19466184
i dun get it
>>19474757
>I'm flying! I'm flying!
>He's flying! He's flying!
>He's really really flying!
>They laughed, they scoffed,
>Before I had liftoff.
>But, now he's flying!
>He's flying high in the sky!
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request
New thread?
>>19475003
Over here
>>19476463
>>19470355
sides>not mienshao
>>19474591
lol
the amount of clever in this thread astonishes me