>2134
>48 generations
>still no ocotpus pokemon
>>31741577
what is an ocotpus
>2017
>7 generations
>frogposters are still dumb
>>31741584
something too lewd for even /vp/
There are real people with this height.
Holy shit lance is big
>>31741354
>Lance
I'll just fucking go to bed now...
he's a big guy
pic related asks me out on a date. what do?
>>31741328
just reject lol
I'm sure he is a nice person, but I don't think we are compatible.
>>31741331
underrated
Valentine's day is right around the corner so post em!
>>31741272
Please stop, I'm already depressed enough.
>>31741278
I need some good ideas for some Pokemon porn right. I plan on drawing my own, and also looking up some. If I get good ideas and draw some stuff, I'll post it here in the thread.
I'm just looking for species, really. Maybe there's a few Pokemon I've never thought of that have brilliant porn potential. You tell me, bro.
>>31741229
I'd like to see sylveon facefarting that glaceon desu
whatever you do, no matter what, please just do not do this >>31741238
>>31741238
Fuck you I'm looking for species of Pokemon not fucking art requests
What's a good funny/clever nickname for my absol?
>nicknaming pokemon
Gintoki
>>31741182
Glad you can read.
>Zen Headbutt
Powerful STAB move that complements Meteor Mash well
>Power-Up Punch
Dish out Fighting type damage and boost your attack to make Meteor Mash stronger
>Earthquake
Takes care of many things that resist Meteor Mash
>Thunder Punch
Good coverage to take care of bulky Water types and the like so you can spam Meteor Mash easier
What do you think?
>>31741161
>No bullet punch
Why
>>31741161
>no Meteor Mash
YOU FUCKING LIAR
>stab that complements meteor mash
>move that boosts meteor mash
>coverage for meteor mash
>move that lets you spam meteor mash
>
>no meteor mashdid i just get memed
I searched for Snorunt on GTS all I get is people asking for Apricorn ball on a level 91 or higher Eevee? What is going on? Is there like a hacker giving away apricorn balls on a level 100 Eevee for a Snorunt or something? :/
>>31740959
Its a social experiment
>>31740972
Of what exactly?
Just to clarify, I mean like, there are tens if not hundreds of people doing the same thing so I thought I need an answer
ITT: Reasons to delete /vp/ for good and once and for all.
>>31740942
The mods never come save it in its times of need until the last minute.
>>31740956
>needing mods instead of just ignoring things you don't like
>>31740961
This
Pokemon looking their best with makeup, jewelry, or other accessories.
Has /vp/ ever wronged you?
>>31740832
Yes. Yes it has. But it was for the best.
Yeah
Sono chi no sadame
>>31740883
Stop posting
Since Homer just got back and the last thread is auto-saging, here's a new thread.
CURRENT STATUS: Anons are doing mass giveaways of Blitzle. Either search for them and have a magnemite ready, or deposit a magnemite named homer and request one. Homer will presumably start the next giveaway soon, then we'll have proper variety. Read the thread!
>>31740733
>>31740733
OP has been stolen from OP edition.
The pokemon in the picture are what we are currently giving away. For one all you have to do is deposit a Blitzle in the GTS named Homer.
First. Just so you know, if Homer makes a thread, we'll probably be moving over to his. He's the one spearheading this whole giveaway.
>>31740733
Shout out to whoever traded me my blitzle.
>In second place <PLAYER NAME>, who caught a PINSIR!
>In first place, COOLTRAINER NICK, who caught a SCYTHER!
>In second place <PLAYER NAME>, who caught a SCYTHER!
>In first place, COOLTRAINER NICK, who caught a PINSIR!
Why is this allowed?
>>31740142
thats not how eggs get fertilized???
>>31740142
>when you drill the girl who rejected you until you got a mega
I heard someone won with a CATERPIE!
whats the best pokemon game to ease depression? I'm thinking either your first gen or gen II.
HGSS, GSC, Platinum.
>>31740123
PMD: Explorers of Sky :^)
>>31740139
2 genders, jimbo
Asking Mina out on a date! Watching her cutely blush and giggle before saying yes! Painting with Mina and taking her out for a walk on a starry night! Mina resting her head on your shoulder! Holding Mina's hand! Cuddling with Mina! HAVING SEX WITH MINA! MARRYING MINA!
I love Mina!
>>31739890
good taste
>>31739890
>ehhh? a date? with me? ehhhhh i guess. i don't know how much fun that would be, though...
>>31739890
Dating Mina would require smoking a ton of pot on a sofa, ordering like 6 pizzas, and that's it.
This starry beachwalk shit is fucking fantasy.