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Snow on snow edition

Last time on /ss13g/:
>adminbus goes on
>namefag complaining
>in the bleak midwinter, frosty winds made moan
>gains in the name of creatine

>What is Space Station 13?
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://tgstation13.org/wiki/Starter_guide
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o [Embed] [Embed]

>Pomf Serban, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777

>N3X15's test server, running sandbox, automatically pulls and compiles the latest code (restarts at a moment's notice)
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336

>TGstation 13 (test shit here)
Basil: byond://game.tgstation13.org:2337
Sybil: byond://game.tgstation13.org:1337

>baystation 12
byond://baystation12.net:8000

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Get the code here
http://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
The server(s) run on the Bleeding-Edge branch, master is considered 'stable'

>Quick guide on how to not get flash ads.
http://archive.moe/vg/thread/52371607/#q52390143

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>Old threads for nostalgia
http://archive.moe/vg/search/subject/ss13g/

>Guide to Contributring During the Freeze
http://pastebin.com/RBJP3d6G
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Fuck wizard rounds
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Report bugs or we timewarp back to having 2 weeks for the freeze left.
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>korrasami is canon
guys im so happy right now
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so were you going to release the singlo wizzyman

is that why you killed Poly? You heartless bastard. It was the only person not braindead on the radio.
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>>89437941
No I literally just wanted to kill Poly for the sake of killing Poly, I also killed Ian 4noraisen
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I had a dream that I was a wizard, and, while most of the crew was cool there was one borg in particular who kept shouting 'ENEMY OF THE CORPORATION' and validhunting me. I got fed up, stole a flash and a stunbaton, baited the borg to arrivals, flashed him, beaten him to death and spaced his MMI.

Post your spessmen dreams
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>>89438141
I tried to make something cool using tables but everyone kept yelling at me

It was in 2.5D
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>8 UIDs

were evry1?
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>>89438256
in school / in bed / at work
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>>89438329
how long till prime time, when americlaps wake up?
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>>89438416
Well, it's 6:29AM for US east coast.

So prime time is in 13.5 hours. Since its the holidays, you can expect Americlaps that don't have school to get up in 3-6 hours.
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>>89438141
i had a dream that i was a super-blob

i spawned far outside the station and instead of controlling a cursor with the arrow keys painted tiles with the mouse. i was able to zoom in and out with the mouse-wheel, too. i had won the right to supperbleb in some kind of five minute pre-round round where the objective was to find a medallion or something.
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>>89438991
It was the amulet.

The amulet of Yendon.
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>>89439067
Yendor you feggit
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>>89438141
I had a dream about pipes groaning and the SME exploding once.
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>>89439171
Isn't it Yendom?
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>>89438256
How do you check UIDs anyway ?
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>>89439596
type "who" as a command
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Is it normal that I have to reconnect to the server manually between round ends / round starts ?
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>>89439596
>>89439754
I was referring to the amount in the thread.

It's on the bottom right corner. I'm just using vanilla 4chan
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>>89440086
Says 14 IPs in 4chanx for me
Oh well
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>>89440079
occasionally yes.
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Are the proportions for the drinks accurate?

If I'm a good bartender in game, can I try to serve these drinks at parties for holidays?
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>>89440816
What are you, a fucking idiot?
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>>89440816
Yeah they are
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>>89440816
"So where did you learn to make these, anon?"
"Oh I play 2D spessmens and the proportions for the drinks are accurate."
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>>89440816
Of course they are.
Now grab your wine and sulphuric acid and mix them in 5:1 ratio!
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>>89440816

On the off-chance that you're actually that retarded, why don't you try looking up the real-life counterpart that said drink is based off of before doing that?
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Is there any list of OD levels for different medicines? I know that chloral is ~15 and tricord is ~300. Also, sugar is said to have an OD level of 200
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>>89442941
tricord doesn't have an OD it just gives you a headache which doesn't have any impactful symptoms.
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>>89442941
In the chemistry reagents code. It's pretty self-explanatory for the most part.
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>>89442941
if you don't know then don't go over 30u. chloral, hyperzine and oxy 15u.
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>>89440816
Yeah and if you're good at chemistry you could land a job at as a pharmacist any day.
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>>89443602
without going retarded on this, there are a lot of recipes in game that are just the chemical compositions of real life analogues. but obviously that's misleading since you don't just drop oxygen and hydrogen in a beaker and presto water
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>>89443832
All the medicine in ss13 are from Star Trek series. So they are not real. Also in case of severe assburger, this is a game.
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>>89443947
did not state medicine

also that's not entirely true, Oxycodone and Tramadol come to mind. After some brief googling, Imidazoline is a real compound but has a different chemical composition in game (and treating eye trauma with it is a very bad idea as it is an additive to improve the quality of detergents and cleaning agents).

Outside of medicines you have ammonia which is accurately portrayed in game, creatine which is not, Diethylamine which would be horrible as fertilizer and not accurately represented but still a real compound, sodium chloride, the two acids, and of course the basic things like glycerol and napalm which aren't chemically accurate but do have real names.

So a few (by my count all of three, sulphuric acid, ammonia and salt) both have real names and represent their real molecular compounds even if their creation in game is fantastical.

But the vast majority are like you said, Star Trek stuff.
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more spess music like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGjhsDiUbxI
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serbian?
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What's the IP for goon?
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>>89445202
No, more spess music like this.
http://youtu.be/1IE1NmyrbWA
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>law 4 onehuman

>>89447074
byond://pee.and.poo:777
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>>89447164
>One round I make a hastily scrabbled together one human law because I am ling with no telecrystals
>There's already an actual one human law that a syndie made with a proper board
fug
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What?
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>>89447164
Law 4 onehuman works fine
It redefines human, it doesnt interact with any other law
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>>89447795
it seems clear.
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>>89447795
Virus.
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>>89447795
im geting this too. the hells going on?
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IF YOU WERE PART ON WHAT HAPPENED THIS ROUND
COME TO THIS THREAD FOR FUCK SAKES
http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=611
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>>89447795
Welcome to botnet
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>Be a paramedic
>Think I do good
>Apparently am shit

How do I improve then?
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>>89450426
That was fast.
Gotta give that to ya.
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>>89450426
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>>89450426
>making your own anger compilation
:^)
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>>89450438
I don't know I play CMO and chemist a lot so maybe you could tell me why you're apparently shit?

The first thing you're going to want to do is hassle RnD for trauma kits and burn kits. These can fit inside your medkit. These will heal even 60 or 100 brute/burn damage in a matter of seconds.

The second thing important thing you're going to want to remember is to put your damn cryo beaker in your damn personal cryo chamber for fucks sake. What if there was an overflow and it was needed? Medbay is all about What If..

The third thing you're going to want is to buy a Map for your PDA and watch the crew sensor computer like a hawk for any damage over say, 10. If you're bored, any toxin damage at all. You can forget about <10 burn or brute they will take care of that on their own or show up themselves.

The last thing you can do is get out of medbay and go to hot spots like the bar, cargo, or pay attention and find out where people are congregating that particular round. Is there a rage cage? You better be near it.

So why are you shit? This is pretty general and vague advice.
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>>89450426
OOC: Dylanstrategie: Daily reminder that metagrudge is strictly forbidden. That's not a maymay, I will be monitoring you fucks more closely this round, especially since I'm the only admin on
I think we've confirmed that Dylan is either the shittiest admin since Angelite, or pomf is in on this shit.
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>be the only borg on the station
>set up power
>build a cathedral
>*deathgasp to avoid getting killed by a ling I tried to arrest
>get rebuilt and become security
>cremate a horror form ling
>begin assault on another ling
>*deathgasp again and while the ling (the same one whom I escaped by *deathgasping before) is killing a security officer stun him and crush him under a shuttle
>get rebuilt again
>briefly become a janitor and clean up welder fuel, get a module change to medical and destroy the singularity by dragging a bag of holding into it
>some guy requests that I do surgery on him while he's on a roller bed, everything goes to shit and he dies

Boy that was quite an adventure
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>>89450765
I don't know, I was just told I was shit by some ghosts after orbiting too close to a Singularity
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>>89450426
>Featured in the image 3 times
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>>89450975
well if you got killed by a singlo then you're a shit but that's not directly tied to your paramedic abilities.

Know your basic chems.
Anti tox
Bicard
Keloderma.

Always have dex+ on you for when you find fresh bodies that can be shocked back to life.

Be proactive and try to get to people before they're too injured to reach medbay.

Oh and if you see a medbot try to swipe your ID and set it to announce treatment so you get a heads up in case you didn't notice someone was injured.

Not much more to it than that for paramedics. You don't -have- to know surgery, understand advanced treatment or virology. As long as you can treat the four basic damages and aren't giving lethal doses of bicard to someone then you're alright in my book.
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>>89437427
Ever vigilent, the janitor dutifully cleans the same tile in hopes of slipping the assistant who stole his mop bucket.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/2ossom/aurora_station_shit_shitty_admins/
>guy literally gets banned for his ckey
>ledditors are defending the admins

top
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>>89451768
Long after the assistant and even him die, He will continue to clean that tile. A ghost forever focused on a singular duty. Even when the rest of the station is destroyed and laying in disrepair, That tile will be clear of dust and rust. Always freshly cleaned.
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>rapist_mcdorf
STOP THE PRESSES
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>>89451851
A lone drifting mommi floats through space, far away from his mother station, he spots a twinkle not far from where he's at. A new station? No just the sun gleaming off the shiny singular tile that has been cleaned for eons now. the MoMMI grasps onto the tile with his claws, opens his storage compartment and pulls out a captains hat and plops it on what you could call his head. This is his tile for now.
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pomf whats your favorite job and why is it engineer?
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>>89451835
>"If they have the word "rapist" in their IC/OOC name the logical conclusion is that they themselves are rapists"
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>>89452205
yeah that or Dwarf Therapist, a third party tool that helps you manage dwarf jobs in Dwarf Fortress is known as The Rapist

typical redditor shittery at its finest.
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>>89451835
>YOU'RE
>'RE
>ALL THOSE STUPID MISTAKES
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FAGGOT
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>>89452049
When/if I play its CMO/HoS/CE whichever needs more bodies.
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>>89452463
good answer
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>>89451990
This should be a thing you can find in space. Just a single clean tile.
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>>89452571
>Traveling through space
>Nothing to throw
>Oh my goodness, a tile in space, your prayers are answered
>You slipped!
Fund it
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>>89453979
>Its spacelube
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How the fuck do you take yourself out of a disposal anyway
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>>89454778
If you aren't stunned, and it hasn't already activated, just use whatever movement key you have to get out.
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>>89454916
You know I cant believe I never tried that, I spent forever right clicking/looking in the object tab/looking in the IC tab for a verb.
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>>89452049
what version of 4chanX you using?
i cant use the captcha on quick reply
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>>89455134
oniichans rice for 4chanx https://nebukazar.github.io/OneeChan/

using the ccd0/4chan-x fork that's available in the google chrome store.
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>>89455256
u kool m8
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>>89455669
thank harley quinn for showing me
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>Go on rebbit for some reason
>Browsing r/ss13
>Talking about deathsquad with some cool cats
>Mention Syndicate black ops
>Baytard comes in and starts talking shit about muh black ops
>Thinks they are nuke ops
>Then thinks they are tator tots
When did bay get so shit? I remember before r4407 it used to be a cool place for cool dudes.
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>>89456445
>for some reason
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>>89455256
>>89455134
https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/blob/master/CHANGELOG.md 4Chan X
https://nebukazar.github.io/OneeChan/ OneeChan
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>>89456532
I wanted to see how shit r/ss13 really was

guess i got my answer
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>>89456695
it's pretty fucking shit, even by reddit standards. some games make reddit pretty much unavoidable because the 4chan community is too shit to be of any use. ss13 is the exact opposite. ss13 is way too shit. way way way too shit.
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>Connection Closed
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>>89450771
>Shittiest admin since Angelite
Literally all Angelite did was spawn Aliums whenever antags were being stealthy (and Pomf was guilty of it too) and make HolyShiz a 'friendly ling'. That's not even top 20 shittiest admins in the history of this game, anon.
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>>89458781
Alright then.
What are the top 20 shittiest admins in the history of the game
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>>89458873
you
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>>89458873
Let me tell you about Realmbeef
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>>89458954
Jokes on you, I'm actually one of the best
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>>89458963
go on
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>>89459180
He would spawn himself every round in centcomm officer gear with a pulse pistol.
But he was unrobust so often he would lose his pistol.
He mashed rejuvenate button hard.
And he actually attacked antags too.
And he pinned blame for stuff on other admins who were innocent.
And then finally when he was going to be deadminned he reacted by mashing every button until the server crashed in a butthurt fit of rage.
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>>89459324
jesus what did he do to convince people he'd be a good admin?
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>>89459631
Hes an LLA admin.
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>>89459631
>implying you need to do that to become an admin
For example, with Pomf, all you have to do is just ask to be admin.
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>>89459709
honk
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REMINDER TO BUILD WINDOWS CORRECTLY

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR BUILDING THOSE HALF-ASSED ABORTIONS WITH TWO GLASS PANES NOW
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>>89459792
Neat, thanks anon
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>>89459792
I never knew about step 4. That's how people do it so easily. I just trap myself without screwing the glass in, rotate it, hop out, rotate it back.
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>>89459768
pomf plz make me admin
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>>89459941
nevas
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>>89460005
pomf make me an admin my ckey is doctormad I can be on from -1 to 25 GMT+13,5
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>>89460005
jk I wouldn't be admin if you paid me
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>>89459768
Pomf, I'm online 9am-3pm. cCan I be an admin? I'm unrobust, I hate everyone who plays the game, and I shit post in the thread regularly.
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>>89460328
REMOVE REDDIT remove reddit
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>>89460130
This man knows the pain.
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>>89460517
Purge them all, Pomf.
Every single one of them.
Let none who cometh from TG stand alive before the Godchicken of Cluckind.
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REMOVE /tg/
REMOVE REDDIT
REMOVE GOON
REMOVE BAY

/vg/ STRONK
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>>89460517
/vg/station was my first and only station I've played on, how different are every other servers?
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>>89460517
>blocking paprka
Thank you.
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>>89460893
They're all shit and have no features
For instance
Bay has no atmospherics simulation or at least a neutered one
Goon ocks in ick all the time
/tg/ is, well, /tg/
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>>89460893
They're all shit. Believe me here, they're all shitholes outdone by none except other similar servers. TGstation's one of the worst, comparable to some kind of unholy blend of the worst of Roblox coders, /soc/ camwhores and NORP//v/ shitters. /vg/ is like a tomahawk of quality in a sea of stinking shit.
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>>89460893
/tg/ is a lesser version of /vg/ where every admin is a velard with extreme hemorroids
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>>89460893
the big 3, TGstation, Baystation, and LLJK(Hosted by SomethingAwful)

TGstation at its current state is like how nox was. high player counts all the time, a lot of griefing that even the host, scaredofshadows acknowledges to be an issue. I dont know the RP level as i havent played but im guessing sybil is little to none.
Baystation is hard RP, dont conform to their expected roleplay and you get banned, simple as that. We are based off a revision of their code.
LLJK is No RP, no ooc in ic rules, just dont be a bigot, racist, or homophobe in chat and you cant get banned unless you ruin an admin's event Their code is closed source and all codebases are based off a revision they released years ago called rev4407
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>>89461227
And every coder is a 13 year old scriptkiddie that just learned how to define variables in Python.
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>>89461105
You seriously got that the wrong way around.
Goon has no atmos, Bay always ick oocks.
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>>89461276
not to mention the griff and banbaits of the murderboning roodypoos
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>>89461404
>bay
>ick ocking
No dude
They're autistic about RP
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>>89461105
>Bay has no atmospherics simulation or at least a neutered one
They have a more hardcore one than us m8
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>>89461470
They are constantly having conversation in ooc though.
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>>89461470
Nah they don't care about the ick in the oocky, because they are so hardcore about rules in the ick, it becomes severely obvious if you act on that information IC.
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>>89461519
i don't think you know what ick ock is man
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>>89461519
OH MY GOD PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY TALKING TO EACHOTHER USING A BUILT IN FEATURE
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>>89461519
about what?, they would never talk ICK OCK
been to bay once, twice... its like a hive of autism

> x (tator) points his gun at y
> y shakes on fear
> z (officer) says s-stop! y-you dont have to d-do this!
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>>89461662
Not same poster. Im saying they aren't doing round revealing ic in the ooc but they are /soc/ ing it up in ooc constantly.
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>>89459701
Are you telling me >>89459324 happened on LLA?

Or that being an LLA admin convinced someone that he was good at it?
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>>89450771

You wouldn't be bitching about that if it was you who was being metagrudged.

I'm actually being metagrudged, but admins know about it.
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>>89462205
He was either an LLA admin at the time or after the fact. Dunno which. But that happened on /v/ server (Before /vg/ was a board)
Back when Een was one of the admins but before he was a boogeyman of badmin for whatever reasons
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>>89459792
DickFreedomJohnson Here, Why the fuck did you use my name for this?
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>>89462510
Go away, Sasha Tor. You aren't being metagrudged; you're just a shitter.
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>Be robotocist
>Make robots and mechs
>Have fun

Not even Communist meta-humans can stop the flow of robots.

Sorry to the poor guy who was a brain for half an hour, at least I know better for next time when making an AI
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>>89462782
it's a funny name because dick is both a name and a word for male penis, and johnson is both a name and a word for male penis

why do you care that much
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Was that a shitter safari?
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>>89461470
They do Ick Oock though.
I've played there to try out there Borer and new pAI.
They constantly say stuff like "Lol I can't believe this, if you're a ghost come check out (name)" with no repercussions.
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>>89462871
I was curious is all
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>>89462836
Nah, Motaccir is being metagrudged.
The difference is, he's not being metagrudged by just a single dude, he's hated by the whole server.
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>get cloned
>get almost every power in the game
>have cold resistance so cryo doesn't work
>spend ten minutes as a crippled stuttering mess
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>Never got genetic defects
>Get some 3 games in a row

why
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>>89462962
All of the examples he's used to prove he's being metagrudged don't actually prove it though. You see, it's very hard to prove a metagrudge when you're giving IC reasons for people fucking with you, and he's yet to dispute the claims in any of those screencaps he's posted in his thread on the forums.
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>Performing surgery someone
>Can't hemostat
>Can't Cauterize
>Spam tools until hemostat works again
>I somehow break his bones and the loss of blood kills him
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>89460517

>you'll only be banned if you're a shitstain and you deserve it
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I'm sorry, floor. Was my law that shit? I wanted to put up a bit of a fight against the capitalistic security. This was my first time writing a law too. How can I improve?
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>>89463117
I wonder if this is the same bug that prevents interaction with computers and shit. For future reference, take a stroll (if you're in medbay, go to escape) and then return, and things should work fine.
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>>89462836

No, I'm not Sasha Tor. Scribnibblers has a thing for me.

A recent admin highlight:

[15:09:28]ADMIN: PM: Nuklearcellphoneg/(Bob Dylan)->Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori): My meta issues are not at fault here, it is yours that are. And I&#39;m telling you to stop metagrudging him.

http://vg13.undo.it/logs/2014/12-December/15-Monday.log

Not sure if Scribnibblers is still after me for whatever reason. He just hates that I don't metagame atmos and set it up so I can pump lots of air into depressurized areas.
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>>89463073
Ai, Door Check Your Privilege
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>>89462993
Oh, so that's why it didn't work on you
I'm really sorry
I was the genetist
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>>89463209
Don't use vague words like "Smite" shitters will use it to bypass it.
Always be very specific because silicons are shitters.
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>>89463348
I just wanted it to sound cool, sorry, I'll try to be better next time
Would a fourth law like this work?
>All places but the Derelict are harmful to humans, you must safely transport all liveforms on this station to the derelict and ensure their survival
Its a gimmick I've wanted to do for a while. Kind of forced reclaiming of the derelict.
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>>89463235

Oh, another great highlight:

[15:24:50]ADMIN: MOD: Pomf123/(Shaun Eggbert) : tasty grudge

I don't actually want to see scribnibblers banned, but just to see him stop fucking around with me and always jumping to the (ironically wrong) conclusions.
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>>89463594
Have you actually spoken to him? I mean,. if you don't want him banned, then the next logical step is to just ask him what's up. And if he keeps it up after you extend the olive branch, then you beat him with the branch (IE, ban request).
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>>89463203

Someone post it
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>>89463574
>>89463348
http://vg13.undo.it/ - topical music
what is the name of the song?[/spiler]
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>>89463717

Good idea. It's not really an issue for me right now though. I'm just a randomname again and change my appearance.
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>permabanned again

See you tomorrow
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>>89464107

What did you do this time? Ban evade, door griff or muslim griff?
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>>89463847
Komm, Süßer Tod
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>>89464242
Thank you, I'll post the SS13 version if I find it
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aw shit nigga i can buy grocerys from amazon now
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>>89464482
>he doesn't need to leave his house
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>>89464795
i do it for free
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are there really people stupid enough to get caught on ban evading?

VM ban evading is literally perfect, if you are not shitlering like before they will never find you
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>>89465662
except you can't ban evade with VMs anymore because of the activex bullshit.
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>>89465662
Kingston used to be really easy to catch because he never changed his typing habits. I could point him out of a crowd 7/10 times. Got a bit harder a few months ago though, so I guess he's mostly learned.
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>>89466014
Who's Kingston? Was the virus strand that turns everyone into catbeasts named after him? Does he still play?
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>>89466125
maybe.
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>>89465985
but im doing it right now
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http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewforum.php?f=12
I like to get a bag of popcorn and read through these
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>>89466165
Pomf, you silly goose
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So I just want to say that I've been on a lot of generals by now but SS13 is my favourite, you're cute and on topic.
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>goon
>make some energy drink
>suddenly some assistant starts to hit me with a welding tool
>outrobust him with my fists
>we end up in science fighting
>take a fire extinguisher to finish it
>other scientist sees me,shoves me and tries to kill me with the fire extinguisher
>wake up,crit her with only fists
>none of us were antags
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>>89465985
>shitty active x scripts stopping anyone
>not just being another useless button to press
fuck you nexis
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>>89466775
this. I pressed the yes button on activex shit the first day it appeared, when the server gone down for a month. And after server reappeared im still ban evading and im not bannu.
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>>89466775
Doesn't stop anybody from doing anything unless they decline it. It's just a detection system.
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>>89467108
Detection for what? Half blind fucks that don't see buttons? I doubt they can play this game anyway.
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>>89466905
It only alerts us in-game if it thinks you're ban-dodging, to give people the benefit of the doubt.

A more robust system is currently being worked on.
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>>89467210
lel
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Hey mods, do you tell someone if there's a ban request against them so that they can defend themselves?
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>>89467226
You wont do shit without getting into privacy issues and you know it, the best you could do is whitelist.
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>>89467321
I don't see anyone bitching about Steam.
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>>89467321
privacy issues?
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>>89467365
I don't see you handing out eula's either.
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>>89467365
nigga what
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I just joined, what's active X? Should I press yes or no? Been sick and havent played in a few days
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>>89467552
Because we're too cheap to spend two million dollars on a document that doesn't amount to a pile of spit in court.

>>89467574
Steam checks your hardware, and not just for authentication.
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>>89467870
press no, the server got attacked by badclown because we didnt wanted to play on his server after pomf got back and he installed a backdoor making people download viruses.
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>>89460517
>paprika
Sorry, who?
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>>89467894
fuck you nexis you told me to restart byond because of my problem and when i did my pc bsod'ed
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>>89467894
Even you should know that Byond policy doesn't cover for that and I can't see you doing something as retarded, but who knows, you people done many stupid things over the years.
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>>89468112
Have fun with that fucked-up videocard.

>>89468142
BYOND generates a computer ID based off of your hardware.
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>Ling round
>Ling has my body in maint in a locker outside an emagged door
>AI locks down all maint doors for no reason
>Body can now never get found
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>>89468219
Check the terms once again nexis and have a look specifically at the paragraph about the data collection. I hope you don't have problems understanding what you read.
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>>89450426
Do I need to bait you with gay ERP again fauqeboiye or what
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>>89468647
A. The section on data collection only covers what BYOND does with the data. It does not specify what users are permitted to do with their own data.

B. We don't collect data, the checks are currently done client-side.
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>>89468219
>>89468926
isn't it cute how these anons are trying to act like they know shit

>>89468316
>xenos
>i'm a scientist
>sneak through maint to try and save virologist
>he's not there, already fled
>xenos are coming, gotta hide
>enter the storage room and hide in a locker
>sit in terror as the xenos start to build a camp
>use my PDA to message for help
>get a response from someone after messaging half the crew
>forgot to turn off the ringtone
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>>89469075

GG Velard. G fuckin G
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>>89468926
Sorry to break it to you, but ss13 falls under the tes of byond, otherwise you would now have access to the gathered data.
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Why isn't there an arena for prisoners and antags to fight for their lives?
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>>89469075
That's some survival horror shit, nigga.
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>>89469250
Yeah, and the data collection section is literally just a privacy statement outlining what BYOND themselves do with the data. They do not outline rules and guidelines for games doing their own data collection.

Did YOU read the ToS?
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>>89469426
SS 13 has no terms of service, unless you host in some third world country, you need to inform the user about data collection and give him an option to opt out of your service. Unless you claim you do indeed fall under the byond tes but then you have to comply to it. There is now way you can spin it nexis, you start gathering data yourself either make terms or get fucked.
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>>89469790
> BYOND needs a terms of service
holy shit you have no idea how this works

Some countries require a privacy statement.

We do not operate out of such a country. ('MURIKA)

If we were doing financial shit or dealing with SSNs (e.g. we were a bank), we'd also be under very tight data collection regulations requiring us to have a bunch of polices about protecting sensitive data.

We're a free video game. So no, that doesn't fit, either.

Also, it's a Terms of Service, not a The Elder Scrolls.
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>>89470007
You dumbass gay nigger.
The ToS of america say that you must disclosures. Just because you're mega autismgame 9000 doesn't mean it doesn't count for you.

ToS ToS ToS
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>>89470007
You are a fucking service provider, and you want to gather data, you will need a tos to do that, you fucking retard.
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>>89470263
under what law
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>>89470357
THE TERMS OF SERVICE OF AMERICAN THAT ALSO ALLOW BUSTING YOU WITH THE NASA/FBI HELP.
ARE YOU FUCKING REAL
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>>89470263
You have the ability to opt out of the rudimentary check, if you do you can't play though.
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>>89470414
epic
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>>89470263
And I just said we're not gathering data, you double-retard. The checks are done client-side. We never see your hardware.

Also, you're talking about a privacy statement, which we aren't required to have. It's a best practice, but not required. A ToS (Terms of Service) is literally just a set of rules WE have for people who use OUR service. AKA, that fucking rules button, you retard.

You keep screaming about reading things when you're the one with the reading comprehension of a goat.
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>>89470414
Actually I'm Louis Theroux, a Journalist working with the BBC
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>>89470446
Fuck off pomf, nothing says what it is, all we get is a fucking activex check.
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>>89470505
I don't even know why were arguing this
Your game contains ambrosia vulgaris that is a drug reference. Your game is already banned.
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>>89470505
>And I just said we're not gathering data, you double-retard. The checks are done client-side. We never see your hardware.
So you do operate under byond tos, because there is not a single in in their tos about sharing that data with a third party.
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>>89470729
Marijuana is legal where I live.
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>>89470580
It's checking your hardware against stuff common with virtualization, only thing is logged whether it thinks you're in a VM or not.
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>>89470943
This is the police, you are under arrest!
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Cockballs
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>>89471712

way to bump
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>>89471786
Thank you nigger
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>>89471838

shut up faggot
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>>89451835
>>89452205
I don't see the problem with this. I certainly don't care if someone has their CKEY as something inappropriate, but some people certainly will, and some servers have rules against that exactly. There's nothing wrong with what happened. Guy chose his ckey, admins asked him to use a new ckey, guy decided he wasn't going to play on that server anymore.

He also wasn't banned, it clearly shows that the admin let him finish the round and then he quit playing on that server.

Is it really that hard to understand that it isn't okay to act like you're on 4chan in some places outside of 4chan? Not everyone will take kindly to it.
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>suddenly a tator
>mid-round
>love to tator
>but i'm a fucking tree
>no ID no job
>no HoP no Cap
fuck, what was I supposed to do
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How powerful are improvised explosives?
Like, would one on the same tile as someone else be enough to put them into crit? Would two gib them?
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>Old Man makes a catbeast, drags it around the entire fucking station
>no one valid salids it

Come on /vg/ what are things coming to if we abide the furry menace?
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>>89473986
Deadly to windows and people without armor. relatively useless for breaching walls. It will gib if the person is already dead though.
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So if I were to add a job to the game, what files would I need to modify exactly? I got it on the preference page, and I can pick it, but it doesn't spawn me in and I can't find the starting locations in the code.
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>>89473986
they are like little baby c4
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>>89473927
Do everything you ever wanted to do but would get banned otherwise.

There is no point to tator other than get out of perma free card.
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If you have any trouble performing surgery and you KNOW it's the right step, keep spamming the right step until it activates.
There's no worry of hurting because it will only do that one step.
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>>89474093
code/game/jobs/job
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>>89474112
>>89474082
Okay, lets say I rigged a backpack or box with like 2 of them to go off with a mouse-trap when opened. How fucked would that person be?

Also, would it ignite other things in the box? Like if I put a filled plasma tank in there two, would that explode as well and release flaming gas?
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>>89474072
>He tries to aim at me
>Run away form his eyesight
>Dash back and cleave his fucking head with a scythe
>It knocked him down but i decided not to rob his e-gun
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How the fuck do you channel anima?
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>>89474282
Can you even rig IEDs to mousetraps? If so, only one will go off at a time as the backpack is searched, I think.
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>>89474282
I dont know if IED's can be rigged to go off with signallers, far as i know you 'ignite' them and then they go off after a timeframe. Granted I've never made one as I dont have antag enabled. but if two went off at the same time it would do a decent amount of damage. the lethality comes from internal organ damage and bleeding from it. the explosion itself is weak.
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>>89474296
You rascal, how dare you try to hurt Gregor Jr?
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>>89474330
You in the wrong thread bud?
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>>89474509
Are you stupid bud?
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>>89474560
I guess?
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>>89474408
Yep, just tried it, can't attach signallers to IED's.

Maybe you can attach them to mousetraps though
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>>89474852
Maybe
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>>89474941
NOPE, can't do that either. Why isn't this a thing.
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>>89475504
person who made them on tg originally was snowflakey
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>>89451835

McDoodlesBaboodles:

Lordy, lordy, lordy. It's that time again when little children who haven't been through grammar school (as evidenced by the abysmal writing in the image that the opening poster used) start to behave like they're not little men at all. Imagine that! They pretend to be grown-ups. Well, you're clearly not an adult if you can't understand the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. An admin no less! What mockery. For a server that allows erotic roleplay you'd think the host would at least put an age requirement out for administrators. In fact, no age requirement can be found in the rules which seems to me to be negligent in preventing minors from being exposed to such harmful and nasty things.

I can understand you have certain requirements on a character's name. That's fine. But if you're somehow not offended by the erotic roleplay that is endemic to your humble station but you are offended by a CKEY... well, let's just say you should look up 'hypocrite' in the dictionary, because you're obviously not familiar with the term. If you want to be a honest Space Christian, you shouldn't be there in the first place!

And for those of you who don't know, there's a game with little midgets that abhors any sexual content. To be saying that someone who uses a utility for that game and even bases his CKEY off that name is a rapist is pretty damn funny (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Utilities#Dwarf_Therapist).

Of course, you have no sense. I've been to your station. It's not exactly honk-friendly either.

lel
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>>89474215

I got that down, where are spawn locations set? Or is that a mapping thing?
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>>89475683
BTFO
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>>89450426
>being a shitcunt every time you play
>making a shitty /v/ style collage of people that got mad at you for being an asshat
>being proud of being this much of a shitter

Time to rev up those permas
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>>89475683

I like how it twists the issue to protecting children.

Always works.
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Guys, I just want to thank you all for not being easily offended SJW faggots.
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>>89476224

Fuck you faggot.
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>>89476262
I love you too, buddy.
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>>89476224
But can I thank you for not being an uncreative, memespewing shitter who can only scream buzzwords and 4chan dreck and then cry censorship when people tell you to stop being an asshole?
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>>89476370
epic
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>>89476361

<3
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>>89476021
mapping, uses landmarks that match the name of the job.
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Can traitors truly get to bomb the whole station to pieces and get off scot free?
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>>89476650
Tator is a pass to griff
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>>89476650
Well, you need a reason.
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>>89476370
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>>89476519

I guess I will have to code the hard stuff then. No point in putting in a marker if its going to take a week or so to get the code down for the actual job. Thanks Pomf-senpai.
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>>89474072
We've decried validhunting for so long that we've come to actually dislike it, instead of just shouting it whenever we die to some cockwomble with a stun weapon.
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>>89476771
>Implying
It might be a faggot thing to do, but it's not against the rurus
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>>89476650
yes but if you go off the deep end into "I am a gigantic waster who hates fun" territory, we might pull you aside and tell you to get fucked

plant bombs everywhere and tell the station they have 5 minutes to answer a riddle before the remote detonator goes off? sure
you can do this by rigging signallers to your bombs and then sticking a timer to a signaller, then placing the remote timed detonator in some place

ignore your objectives to go bomb shit/flood plasma/stealthkill 65% of the station?
we'll roll our eyes but we don't do anything
but if you do it every single time you're an antag and we might tell you to knock it off though because nobody but the tator doing it can enjoy that shit

>>89476893
there's a difference between being offended by something and getting tired of something
if that's all you can do that's kind of disappointing

"heh these guys are butthurt over the fact that i said faggot, stupid SJW cunts"
i'm not even trying to tell people that it's wrong to call people faggots or anything, i'm not gonna preach that shit, because on 4ch it's how things are done

but like, when you start excessively spewing 4chan shit and memeshit outside of 4chan, or even on 4chan, how interesting of an individual can you be
you're just "that guy who says faggot and nigger" and recites shitty memes constantly and thinks he's cool
my issue isn't that it's offensive, i don't give a shit
it's that it's old as fuck and it's not cute or cool or edgy or anything
irl i do my best to stay away from people who aren't able to act like sensible human beings and keep that shit in check

>>89477595
we managed to cull validculture but not borgshittery
borgshittery is next on the menu tho
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>>89477776
Yeah, I was assuming whoever asked the question didn't want to be a faggot.
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>>89476370
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>>89476370
Why is Velard always on his period?

Is he being cucked or something?
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>get a really good idea for traitor
>take the same job for 3 days straight hoping to get traitor
>never get traitor
>wind up not having fun with ss13 any more

I want to start taking other jobs but I know I'll miss my chance to do the thing.
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>>89479064

Why not just get a job change?
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>>89479348
Traitor job item, most likely.
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>>89479397
Actually no, so now that you mention it, perhaps I can just job change.
The thing is, I also need there to be no AI, since I think AI gets a notification whenever telecomms gets a newly uploaded law. I COULD break in, but the computer itself can't be emagged so I'd need permission to use it. Plus, an excuse to be in there (I've been a mechanic, who scans things) would be pretty useful.
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>>89480353
AIs do not get notified about anything telecomms unless it's ionospheric anomalies but can easily wipe anything you have done
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>>89480673
Then that'll make things easier. Now I just need to actually fucking get traitor so I can be a shit.
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Just got perma banned from another server,

was 2nd time as atmos, was trying to learn how shit, figured best way to learn was to make the air 10% NO2, you know, laughing gas, I wanted to make the whole station giggly,

got caught right before I finished setting it up

BAM, perma ban
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>>89481103
Wow, that's pretty rough. You didn't get any warnings?
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>>89481264

got a warning a week or so ago for blowing up the bar.
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>>89481420
Yeah, that'll do it.
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>>89480814

Why not just subvert the AI and make it do whatever you are trying?
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>>89481103
>>89481420
For some reason i think you're the shitter here
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>>89476370

LITERALLY EVERYONE HATES YOU
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PIRATE SHIP SURVIVAL ALL THE WAY!
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>>89481813
FUCK YEAH MATE!
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>haha, time to have some fun on vgstation
>there is no Pun Pun to impersonate
>oh well, I'll become the chicken then
>Go see the chef, try to teach her the recipe for turkey
>botanists got no ingredients and Chef doesn't want to trespass onto botany grounds, the the AI goes delta
>make bro with a mouse
>we pray to get to safety
>we were right next to the teleporter, and its door magically opens
>we enter the teleporter, and arrive on the Pirate Ship
>we make bro with the pirate Captain and first mate and watch as the station explodes.

10/10
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...better poop quickly before serbia is back up.
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>>89481967
I was just killing time till the AI declared.
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What PKD novel should I read next? I just finished Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said.
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>>89477839
fuck off nigger-faggot
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>>89481529
I'm nowhere near that robust
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>>89482123
All you do is ask the AI to let you in to the upload
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>>89482231
>publicly declaring intent to override the AI
It's so stupid it might just work.
Captcha: iSuckt
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>>89482361
Your a mechanic. Also, you can PDA the AI asking it to let you in, and it basically has to as long as no one tells it not to.

Some of them will argue it just long enough to let someone catch you, though, but there's really no immediate danger to humans if you let someone in your upload. It's what happens afterwards that's dangerous.
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>>89481967

>Suicide as cargo tech
>Go do real life stuff for a bit, come back and be a mouse.
>Crawl into kitchen and nearly get fucked by the chef.
>AI goes crazy, run with a chicken.
>Mouse Jesus shows mercy, we teleport to pirate ship.
>Station blows up, group suicide.

Good times man.
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http://vg13.undo.it/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=612
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>>89482063

The Books of Acts...
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>>89481264
>>89481572

Don't worry, I'm getting unbanned from /vg/station tomorrow
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How do you get the jukebox working again? I know you have to update something but what?
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>admins always assume the worst of their players

yes this is a 100% healthy moderation team
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>>89483218
Nah sorry.

I pick

The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

I've stopped playing video games a lot honestly. Now it's time to go /lit/...

I figured I'd ease my way in with easy to read stuff.
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>>89483491
>Players always assume the worst of the admins
>Players always assume the admins know exactly what happened in any incident
>Players always assume an admin is out to get me when they get PMed
>Players always try to brown-nose admins
>Players always act like absolute shitters when no admins are online
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>>89483491

Try looking at the shits they ban non-stop. I think 15 permabans a day wouldn't even be that uncommon. You try not assuming the worst if you'd have to deal with that.
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>>89483680

>implying admins even try to figure out the incident
>implying it's not ok to assume the worst when they permaban for shit like >>89482695
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Could this get fixed please?

>>89482361
It massively depends on the AI, but some will let you in and do what you want
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>>89481967
>>we pray to get to safety
>>we were right next to the teleporter, and its door magically opens
I the ai opened that for you I didnt want to see so many die.
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>>89483772
>admins try to figure out an incident
>ask accused what happened
>accused instantly go into full on defense mode, blame shitcurity, shitmins, greyshits
>start demanding bans for accuser
>accuser ahelping constantly to find out if 'that shitter has been banned yet or are [we] just going to be shitmins'
>tell accuser they were in the wrong
>accuser throws a shitfit and starts whining in deadchat about how shitty the admins and players are
>accuser whines in the thread and in OOC about it
>accused still pissy because we had the audacity to try to find out his side of the story without just looking in the logs
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>>89483680
You average out 2-3 bans a day. Sometimes they're just.

>>89483680
>Players always assume the worst of the admins
Never seen the admin dick sucking squad in action have you?
>Players always assume the admins know exactly what happened in any incident
They do not but have the tools to do so.
>Players always assume an admin is out to get me when they get PMed
Most of the time it is. Example. Killette2, a well known player blatantly breaks laws on accident. Gets no punishment. Some other person accidentally does something. Gets permabanned.
>Players always try to brown-nose admins
Because it is advantageous to them.
>Players always act like absolute shitters when no admins are online
If you seriously believe people are making a conscious decision to act up when there are no admins and they are otherwise fine, you don't know what you're talking about.

Anyway that whole ban reason is ridiculous. Multiple people? Killed? He killed ONE person. And to say that he killed them is a misnomer, it is more like he participated in assisted suicide then anything else.
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BOOTY BORGS WHEN?!?
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>>89484395
>Never seen the admin dick sucking squad in action have you?
I mentioned that in the same post, genius.
>They do not but have the tools to do so.
Not entirely what I'm talking about. A lot of the time a player will ahelp just to say "I really hope you're going to ban that shitter" with no name or reasoning, and they just assume that we've been watching them or know every single thing that's been happening
>Most of the time it is
Any time someone gets PMed and asked about some incident, they always start acting like it's some sort of insult to them. It's fucking obnoxious and makes me a lot less sympathetic.
>If you seriously believe people are making a conscious decision to act up when there are no admins and they are otherwise fine, you don't know what you're talking about.
If you seriously don't believe that people act like shit when they think there's no admins online to give their actions any consequence, then you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>89484469
HUMAN BORGS WHEN
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>>89483887
Submit an GITHUB REPORT
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>>89485491
I'd rather fuckyoudylan do it for me
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>>89484832
>Not entirely what I'm talking about. A lot of the time a player will ahelp just to say "I really hope you're going to ban that shitter" with no name or reasoning, and they just assume that we've been watching them or know every single thing that's been happening

I do this too. If you send in a long admin help, nobody reads it. It's best to send something like this as an initial thing. The admins without fail will jump to you. Then after they see the situation, you send in a slightly more detailed admin help.

However, I do something similar that is ignored by some of the newer admins.

Sometimes. I'd say: "Watch me." knowing that something that would involve a lot of grief was about to go down, but they often times do not.
Then, when it inevitable becomes an issue it's even more painful to deal with in the future because they failed to watch me and see the situation play out themselves.

This of course results in me posting my AHELPS in a pastebin because it goes over the character limit because it has to explain a fifty minute drama succinctly.

>Any time someone gets PMed and asked about some incident, they always start acting like it's some sort of insult to them. It's fucking obnoxious and makes me a lot less sympathetic.
Because of your tone and language. Learn to handle yourself better. Do not be accusatory. Look at how Aurx does it. Use basic people skills.

I'm sorry to bother you but could you please explain what happened with the clown?

not

What do you think you're doing with the clown?

If you know they are going to react in a hostile manner you can sometimes copy and paste the admin help you received from the player that made you want to PM them in the first place. Be sure to leave out their OOC name though.

This makes them understand that you are not getting personally upset at them, but are rather investigating a perhaps unfairly worded admin help.
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>>89460893
TG was pretty shit last I played it. The levels of valid salad were unfathomable (the minute there was a long or wizard half the station immediately bum rushes them).

The thing I hated most about it though was how often the shuttle got fucking called. Lose power, Shuttle call, toxins blew up, shuttle call, subdue bomb blew up a few tiles in the hallway, shuttle call. Quite often I even saw captains call the shuttle at roundstart (they were hoping to be an antag and didn't get it so they call the shuttle to end the round quickly)
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>>89485057
>tfw cute robot waifu
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>>89484469

Loliborgs when?
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>>89485679
And I should mention, as a general rule please do not PM people first.

Are they doing something blatant like blowing up a bomb? Then you can PM them.

Is it something involving another player? Often times players are fine with and can enjoy what looks like griefing to you. If they express any sort of OOC discontent with what is happening to them, then you should PM.

Even just now a couple of days ago. PM'd by admins over something. I explained it to the "victim" in IC, and he forgave me for it and understood immediately. We then went on to work together on something. Any misgivings he had with me at that point were gone. Yet the admins deemed it fit to PM me still.

Do not play admincurity.

Do not play admincurity.

Do not play admincurity.
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>>89486375
B-but if I don't get bans in the ban log how will people know I'm admin?
B-but I need muh greentext in the thread
B-but I need to make a good impression on others and validate myself
Appchan dev, please fix posing from URL.
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>>89485679
>help
>beng
>murder
>help
this is how you F1
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>>89485679
>>89486375

the biggest obstacles to roleplaying are the admins themselves
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>>89486664

>tfw former admin and hated to give bans
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>>89486664
And in the end that's what being an admin is to most of these people.

It's just another job in the game to them. They are eager to prove their competence and use.

For some of them, let's say Velard and Nexis, it's pretty close to the Security experience.

You can say a Security Officer goes around and hopes to "get his valids" by identifying, arresting, and executing the antags.

An admin does this by identifying, PMing, and banning the rule breakers.

The antagonists are objectively defined, but the rule breakers are whoever the admins say they are.

This encourages a sort of witch hunting attitude in some admins. They are eager to ban whoever they can get away with. It's for this reason you see bans for accidents, grey areas, and harmless OOC.

In the end, people are just using their admin position to feel better about themselves in some way. Ego nurturing. To view themselves as level headed and just or hard ass with a heart of gold, it's all in the ego.

Remember this is 4chan, home of the forgotten, ignored, strange, weird, and mentally ill.
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>>89487350
>sarca taking things too seriously again
Hey guys, remember that adminning /vg/ is just like the roman senate. You're constantly trying to backstab the other admins for power.

sing for us in that heavenly voice
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>Jani borgs now have buckets
HOLY FUCK I LOVE WHOEVER DID THIS

>I'm not a robot
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>be in medical
>guys theres nitrogen in the air
>sec officer sees nitrogen
>opens door anyway
>spreads it to rest of station
>knocks me out
>knocked out of the round as I slowly die
>he didn't even try to help me
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How did you guys like Blink the Techmage?

I tried not to take anything too overpowered and was generally a dick instead of murderboning or being peaceful like I think wizards should be. I joked around with people and generally tried to make it fun for everyone while being a threat, thoughts?
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>>89487570
Nitrogen = N2
Laughing gas = N20
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I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO BECOME A CHICKEN
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>>89484235
I actually thought that was divine intervention, that makes it even better though.
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>>89487620
i liked you even though I wanted to murder you so hard holy shit you were annoying. much better than every other shitty e'nath cluwning firebirding wizard. and you actually fucked the station good even though you fucked up at the end (I know jaunt screwed you but you shouldn't have been cocky)
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>>89487642

no this was the knock out or whatever that eventually kills you
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>>89487350
If an issue isn't brought to me by the "victim" which is weird to say in the context of a 2Dvidya then I don't see a reason to make it an admin-issue. And if someone's attacking you, don't ahelp it for fucks sake. That's Sec's job.

>>89487696
Get some eggs and a chicken, make a rune and sacrifice them to us.
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>>89487350
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>>89487791
So N20.
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>>89487570
>there's nitrogen in the air
nice, the air would actually be toxic if there weren't
oxygen toxicity implemented when
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>>89487489
You are willingly dedicating hours of your life to something. Something that outwardly, has no personal benefit. You are doing it for free. You mean to tell me you're not taking this as seriously as I am?

You're a human being. Human beings have desires. Human beings have motivation behind their actions.

Sure, your motivation for taking the trash out or scratching your ear or taking a bite out of a sand which isn't too complex, but something like this requires a better answer.

If I'm wrong, tell me then, why do you do it? Will you?
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>>89487791
it doesn't kill you though as long as there is oxygen present
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>>89487696
I'm sorry bro, unless I decide to code that lasarus+soulstone-like idea I had ago, the only way to be a chicken is to either be an admin or have an admin make you a chicken. As an admin I will sometimes take control of pets, but that's so I can increase the potential fun of the round. Most of the time I behave like the pets usually would, here I was a talking chicken exceptionally. Two days ago I was Pun Pun, the round was blob, and we had a fucking awesome combo with the bartender, the clown and the chaplain until the bartender went full Taliban on a random bomb he found in medbay.
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>NOx may react with water to make nitric acid, which may end up in the soil, where it makes nitrate, which is of use to growing plants.
you learn something every day
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>>89488195

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

FUCK
YOU
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>>89488289
you fukken wot m8
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>>89488072
so that's what almost killed me and my diona buddy, botanist reporting
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>be bartender
>Station goes to hell
>Get in fight with monkey clown
>Eventually decide I want that there shuttle called
>Decide to act like an idiot and make an explosive and get a welder fluid tank
>Scientist talks me out of it
>Wander around with the welder tank because why not
>Eventually CMO says he doesn't care about us
>Oh shit it's own
>REVOLUTION IN MEDBAY
>Go to medbay with the intention of beating the shit out of the CMO
>Oh shit, wizards here
>Oh shit, I still have the fuel tank
>Wizard shoots fuel tank, blows up part of medbay and instantly puts me into crate
>I should've blown a hole into command
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>>89488013
Ah but you won't do that will you? It requires introspection. A depressed NEET taking a long hard look at himself. He can't do that. He won't like what he sees!

It's not too late for you, you know. You're only 19. If I were you, I'd do what Busta did. Drop off the /ss13/ Z-level never to return.

I'm not saying everyone does, but it's common for people to use this game as a substitute for a lot of things in their lives. As a NEET, I can't imagine you talk to many people. Social life perhaps?
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We need some more volunteer coders so we can get past the group of lazy nutsacks we have now.
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>>89488656
You would've blown a hole into the floor in front of command. The walls of command wouldn't have taken any damage. Especially with those Emergency Shutters closed. That only a small part of medbay got deprived of air is a surprisingly lucky outcome. Plus I happened to be nearby and saved the CMO who got sucked out by the breach.

And seriously, how were you planning to detonate that welder fuel tank anyway? You didn't even set an igniter-signaller assembly on it.

And assuming you had a laser gun, or that you intended to welding-tool it, here's what would have happened. get it?
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>>89489247
There's plenty. They just don't post in the thread
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>>89485057
An Aigis combat borg would be brilliant
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Brodie is a traitor go robust him
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>>89489247
>lazy nutsacks
>53 opened PRs in the last 5 days, including over 30 who got already merged into the game.

I take offence to that.
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>>89489075
your ramblings are fun to read
you are a unique person
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>you can't have a mechanical arm but a human normal hand

Why?

what the fuck coders
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>>89489351
I was doing it all in character. I knew it wouldn't work, but as a bartender, how would I know how sturdy those shutters are? Also I had an IED. No idea if that would cause the fuel tank to explode, but I felt like it would.
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>>89489075
Sarca, just stop.
Please.
It was fun to fuck with you but it's just getting sad now.
You stopped playing a few months ago and claimed you were leaving forever, but you're constantly in the thread shitting on admins and stuff because of some sort of vendetta you have.
You're talking about how the admins 'do it for free,' and demanding that they look at themselves and think about what they're doing, but have you ever stopped to ask yourself why you keep coming back to talk about the exact same things over and over again?

Just relax, man. You're taking things far too seriously.
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>>89489727
It is the way they coded limbs.
At this moment if you could have a robot arm and a human hand, then you could have a wooden arm and a human hand.
Rambling Maniac has wooden arms and robotic hands which really amuses me.
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>>89489746
>I was doing it all in character
How is that excuse for blowing up the ground different form "LOL IM INSANE"?
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>>89489746
Yeah it would. But as an admin I was also trying to save you from a potential ban. Acting in character doesn't mean acting like an idiot. (cf: GG Allin who got banned two days ago as a bartender because he ran upon a tank-transfer-valve-type bomb in medbay and went like "hu hu hu, what is this? guess I'll open it!"
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>>89489982
Honestly, I just wanted to see if an IED could blow up a fuel tank.

>>89490009
Yeah, pretty much why I decided to not do it. Wouldn't gain anything from it.
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>Those "AlienGun" sprites
Barf
Its like a long-ranged SORD

>Polywand
>Staff of Healing
Wut?
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>>89490009
Mind you, GG Allins was more of a newfag mistake in where he didn't know what it was in the first place.
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>>89490165
Those alien guns are from X-COM you fucking moron.

Babbies first look at the sprites.
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>>89490504
Are you looking at xcom or alienpistol/alienrifle?

Do you seriously think they look good?
Do you have brain damage?
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>>89490676
Alien Pistol and the Alien Rifle you fucking moron.

Jesus fucking christ how stupid are you?
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>>89490764
>Not thinking those trash sprites look good means that im new
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>Kilkun is posting on Reddit
Ban he
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>>89489774
>Vendetta
You don't really understand my motivations, I'm not going to bother explaining because I know nobody cares. There's a couple of other wrong things in your post, but I know better then to bother trying to correct you.

>but have you ever stopped to ask yourself why you keep coming back to talk about the exact same things over and over again?
I know why. I get enjoyment from it. I like taking things seriously. It's in my nature. I'm kind of shocked you guys don't. What kind of enjoyment and on what level, well that's up for you to determine if you care enough.
>Just relax, man. You're taking things far too seriously.

Ok, I argue you're not taking things seriously enough.

Pomf is a middle aged guy rotting away, spending all of his spare income to provide for a bunch of ungrateful children. Why?

Half of the admins are recluses that are going to kill themselves in the next couple of decades.

The others are acting out power fantasies by mentally abusing other people in some sort of deranged stanford prison like experiment

The player base is full of people who play rounds for a good majority of the day, participating in escapism of the worst kind. Why?

/vg/station is a tragedy.

Am I really the only person who thinks about things like this? This is worrying to me. Is everyone else just retarded? Is this where a couple of standard deviations from the mean IQ makes its difference? Or am I just mentally ill?
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>>89490934
Fight me faggot
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>>89491082
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>>89491082
>This is worrying to me. Is everyone else just retarded?
This is a sign of a mental condition.
I can't remember the name of it, but still.
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>>89491305
Narcissism is what it's called. But a symptom without other symptoms doesn't mean anything.
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>>89491082
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>>89491082
I dunno man, I think it's kinda funny.

Just sit back and watch the horrifyingly shallow people content being failures from afar, and you have a good time. It's the same premise as Trailer Park Boys.
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>>89491082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_x_4UElTDI
But there'll be a Bernd free serb soon, just sit tight.
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>>89491393
Ya, frig off Sarca
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>>89491636
I'm not sarca, I just jumped in the conversation because I agree with him.
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>>89491393
Fuck off Cyrus.
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>>89491742
>Doesn't recognize "Frig off, [X]"
Motherfucker, that's classic TPB
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serb ded?
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>>89489949

I want it though

why stop us

WHY RESTRICT US

TELL ME
NOW.
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>>89491082
Is there anything you do like about this place anymore or are you only here to whine incessantly?
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>>89492401
People generally remember and recognize criticism and tend to forget the good.

Um.. wow, that's hard to say. Why do you care?

I like that I can't get banned for saying nigger, kike, etc.
I like /vg/'s nuke ops.
I like /vg/'s genetics.
I like that security gets maintenance access.
I like that /vg/ doesn't chug like /tg/ does.
I like that aside from Dylan and Nexis, the coders on /vg/ are not nearly as terrible and evil as those on /tg/.
I LOOOVE public logs which basically no server elsewhere has.

Probably a few other miscellaneous things like actual grey jumpsuits.

Yeah that's all I can think of right now..
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>>89492796
But you never play anymore.
You threw a bitchfit when you got headbanned and vowed never to play again like you've done so many times before, so why are you really here?
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>>89490165
So that's why the laser rifle looked familiar.
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Funny thing was the kudzu wasn't to stop the cult, I planted it because it's cool.
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jesus
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Did the guy that released the plasma get banned?
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>anti-narsie brand Kudzu
Very nice. Fuck you, but very nice.
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>>89493303
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>>89491082
>is everyone else just retarded

Yes soca. Everyone is retarded. Everyone except you. You are an outcast in our retarded society. We do not want you in our retard castle and thus you must come back to make us retards get up in arms.

So please do us all a favor and stop trying to bring logic into our retarded minds because you've seen before all we do is scream violently and smash our heads against a wall until we bleed so why do you keep coming back and attempting to find reason with us?
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>>89493379
>Engineering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY
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>>89492796

>Start playing Chemistry
>Mfw someone code the Pill Collector just a few days after
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>get promoted to HoS because there's no sec
>get into some bullshit argument with officer, want to demote him because I think nothing is going on anyway
>all hell breaks loose
>HoP cult
>cult everywhere
>try to stop it, no way in hell
>figure I'll just try to survive and do what little possible
>see kudzu in hallways, fetch welders
>too late
>escape fucked of course, had been for quite some time
>see every cultist in front of escape doors, they can't really get in
>flashbang a few, try to arrest one, no fucking way of course
>see clown go to door and open it
>quickly put on magboots, I'm the only one to escape with main escape shuttle
>okay.jpeg
>kudzu and a bad escape hallway stopped the cult...
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>>89492901
Why do you even care?

It doesn't take that much effort to browse the thread. I read all the posts and go days without posting anything.

Sometimes I don't even lurk, and leave the thread for extended periods of time. Again, it's funny to see people accused of being me in archive.moe or whatever after months of not posting

If I see something that I have an opinion on, I voice it, always Anonymously, as someone on an Anonymous image board would. It's not my fault you can recognize some of the posts I make. there a
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>>89493661
Don't worry Sarca, I love you.
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>>89491082
>Pomf is a middle aged guy rotting away, spending all of his spare income to provide for a bunch of ungrateful children. Why?
I've lost control of my life.
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>>89493853
I have no idea who you are, sorry. Judging by the past thread it seems you're some guy who imitated some Goon admin though. Probably haven't posted a while and forgot to take off your fake trip.
>>89494127
Pull the plug. End it.
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>>89494127
At least you aren't Anthony Birch.

praise mr skeltal for that one.
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>>89494127
Don't worry Pomfypoo, I have an extra empty coop just in case.
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>>89490238
GG Allin has been here for months. You can take that newfag apologism and cram it up your ass, GG
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>>89494127
>I've lost control of my life.

Holy shit.
>The video games are chocolate pudding
>Angelica is vg
>Pomf is Stu

Pomf, I feel so bad. You should keep those video games for you.
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>>89487489
>[THAT FEEL WHEN]
>not [MORE THAN A FEELING]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJv3qL-cCnQ&feature=youtu.be
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I wanna be an admin, but at the same time, I know that me wanting to be an admin means i'm probably not the best choice for being one.

What a shit world it is.
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>>89496678
no. let me reveal something about you that we can all tell but you will not accept.

you want to be an admin but you have no spine. if you wanted to be an admin you would post in the forum made for just that.

you won't be an admin because you don't have the balls to face rejection. if you don't even have the courage to post a thread then how are you going to deal with hostile, angry, and manipulative shitters trying to weasel their way out of a ban?

So take that and look at yourself and decide how much of what I just wrote was true. Don't respond with some dumb nuh uh shit. If you think you're experienced enough to be an admin go write up a thread instead of being a whiny faggot anonymously.
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>>89496678
Just join up like I did.

If you turn out to be a shitmin like me you'll get deadminned and that'll be the end of it.
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>>89496994
nuh uh
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>>89496994
Okay.
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>>89497012
>implying people won't shit on you for years to come
I still hate kilkun because he was a round-interfering shitmin when I first started playing antag and my asshole still hasn't recovered from my butthurt.
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>>89497731
>making a wizard during cult round
Straw that broke the everything.
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>>89497770
And yet ironically nobody would have cared if he made a cult during a wizard round.
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>>89498008
what about a cult of the wizzman
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>>89498008
One takes time to get going, the other one shines bright and burns out quick.
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>>89497731
Who do you think I am?

It's just adminning on a space station. Who cares if people hate you? If it's well deserved like me, you should know how to handle fucking up and move on. If it's not, then who cares? At the end of the day we are all nerds playing a game about toolboxes and megacorporations.
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>>89497770
>making a wizard during cult round
jesus christ, good thing I wasn't there that time.

>>89498008
Trying to coordinate with the starting members of a cult aboard a station half destroyed by a wizard actually sounds fun. Cult is always fun. Partly because many people get to be cultists in cult rounds, while there is only one wizard (ragin magus doesn't count, that mode isn't fun for anyone)


In other news I started looking at the Ninja Code. Looks like this thing is going to be my second Adminbus (in terms of "how much effort am I going to put into a single feature"). The code itself isn't that bad, it just needs to be centralized and optmized.

Oh wait, maybe I should fix snow first...too many things to fix in this game, we'll never run out, it's a bored coder's heaven really.
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>>89496994

you forgot the last part

to be an admin you have to be autistic
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>>89499889
>In other news I started looking at the Ninja Code. Looks like this thing is going to be my second Adminbus (in terms of "how much effort am I going to put into a single feature"). The code itself isn't that bad, it just needs to be centralized and optmized.

Don't bother. Bay is doing a rewrite.
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>>89500135
This is correct.
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>>89499889
why the hell do ninjas power level drain so fast
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>>89500135
Cool, I should submit an app for something like wishmin or something like that.
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>>89500309
Upgrade to a super cell
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>>89500356
>you
>prayermin
Stick to spriting, Skowron.
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>>89500449
damn I didn't know you could do that, I didn't see any option.. the only time I've ever gotten ninja
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>>89500241
>Bay is doing a rewrite.
I swear I heard that months ago. I don't think anyone will mind if I do my own first right?
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>>89497731

My rage has cooled from the time Eliminator spawned in a Death Squid during my Vampire round and I happened to be in Arrivals after finishing all my objectives. Now I am just mad that Vampires are shit.
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>>89498182
You know what, yeah, good point. I need to chill the fuck out and do more stupid-ass shit, and forgive said stupid ass shit.
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>>89500618
I don't think anyone will grudge you for having a update that actually comes out.
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>>89500618
Fucking do it, fuck bay
We need to make a name for ourselves as /vg/ code

Incidentally, do we have any policy about making sure no one else uses our code?
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>>89500717

>Incidentally, do we have any policy about making sure no one else uses our code?

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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>>89500618
Sure.

I cleaned out the Ninja code before but never figured out how to github. It's pretty easy. Just delete the main 3 ninja .dms and cauterize the errors.
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>>89500671
>vampires are shit
I disagree but I want to know why you think that. They're all you could ask for stealth antag. All the complaints I hear are WHY ARENT VAMPIRES ABLE TO GO LOUD . . which makes no fucking sense in anything except like, Twilight headcanon
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>>89500671
Yup, Shoah Squad and the Wishgranter Jew was by far my biggest fuckup.
Still sorry about that.
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>>89500717
We have a policy about making sure people do. Open source, motherfucker.
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>>89500490
Never know until I try! Gotta find an outlet for uncoded n' unused sprites somehow!
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>>89500717
>Incidentally, do we have any policy about making sure no one else uses our code?
been here for 3 days now eh?
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>>89500795
>except like, Twilight headcanon

Dude. Vampires are half demons. In every single permeation they exist in they are absolute fucking monsters, except in SS13.

Instead of having a really fast, impossibly strong, magical arcane abomination that sucks the souls from people we have a human who can walk through walls a couple of times and fart out bats.
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>>89500941

here we go again

i knew this was going to happen
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>>89477839
>borgshittery is next on the menu

Velard, you're a faggot. But you're our faggot and I respect you for that.

fuck siliconshitters
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>>89500941
In every single permutation of changelings, they are incredibly dangerous, fast, and almost undetectable monsters.
Except in SS13.

We'd all like to see more powerful antags, but they don't really work in the context of a game.
Giving one player the ability to utterly destroy everything with no chance of being stopped isn't fun for anyone else.
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>>89500717
open source.
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>>89500795

90% of their shit is useless. If you use any of the powers chances are you are doing something wrong and unless you are in medbay its going to be hard to get blood. I want more supernatural vampires. Maybe give regen that uses blood, and all their powers are on a cooldown with more being unlocked. And then at 500 they get a loud form, like horror form. I just hate thinking "Alright, I am a supernatural being that can suck the life of enemies, but I can't do shit to anyone able to fight back."
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>>89501175
What if we had an antag/player-controlled event that couldn't be killed or combated, only contained?

Like something that infects the station, like blob but more invasive and harder to contain, but once you contain it and keep it contained, it's no longer a threat.
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>>89501297
I do like the idea of something that can be slowed down by competent players while they run out the clock until they can leave.
But right now the best we have of that is well coordinated bus.
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>>89501175
SS13 changelings aren't mythological changelings though. A changeling is essentially a hivemind of single celled organisms.

>>89501297
>>89501363
You could make Changelings into something like that. Just make it possible for them to come back from being gibbed/incinerated.
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>>89501494
Headspiders could do a lot for that.
I meant to sprite them back when I was all MUH HORROR FORM
But then N3X quit and I decided to stop asking for things.
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>>89501254
>unless you are in medbay its going to be hard to get blood.
I completely disagree. It's no harder than cult or changeling to get victims.
>can't do shit to anyone able to fight back
well that's partially the point you're not supposed to be 1v1ing the HoS you're a stealthtag but
>hypnotise
>rejuv
>diseased touch
>bats
>screech
>enthrall
and of course you could just rely on the dozens of weapons you can make on station.
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>>89501602

I understand this is spess but I don't like the idea of being this legendary supernatural being running around with stun gloves and a makeshift baton. I want them to be able to handle themselves without needing to resort to grey tide shit to survive. At the same time, I am not trying to make them into all powerful demi-gods that even the most unrobust can use to kill everyone on the station. I just want a more supernatural medium. They just feel far to weak to me. I'd rather get 10 telecrystals then vampire. Then again, I am not a fan of ling either.
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Poutine in the kitchen when?
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>>89501930
Grits in the kitchen when
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>>89501909
Ling would be fine if the Horror Form had say immunity to burn damage. Otherwise it's fucking stupid because emptying an egun into you kills you.
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>>89502092
>immunity to burn damage
But that's stupid, changelings hate fire
maybe had higher regeneration or high brute resistance
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>>89500717
>Incidentally, do we have any policy about making sure no one else uses our code?
We have that thing called the Adminbus, that I haven't seen any coderbase steal yet given how complicated it is.

>We need to make a name for ourselves as /vg/ code
the jukeboxes, ass surgery, the adminbus, working slime grenades, non-antag vox plasmamen diona and skellingtons, I'd argue that we're pretty unique already.
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>>89502195
This isn't about lore it's about game balance.

As it stands ling is fucking stupid to play as because there's literally only one path you can take, otherwise you have to rely on your victims to not scream over the radio that you are sucking out your juices.

Great if you have a player who likes helping antags and doesn't mind sacrificing themselves to their new changeling overlords... however there's like 2 people who play on vg like that.
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>>89502334
>>89501909
you two sound like unrobust newfags.
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Why does it keep telling me I need to accept the ActiveX. I've already installed VLC and lowered the security settings and all that
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>there are people who run full speed down the halls with anything but help intent on
I didn't know we had so many tg on our station.
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>>89501545
Eliminator, whatever happened to Mafia game mode? Did Banisher's shitposting get you down or you just decide it was a bad idea?

Also, any coders out there? I know shit-all about coding but coding for /vg/ sounds like a fun hobby. Do any of the skills with coding BYOND translate well to learning other languages? Would you recommend it or is it a pain in the ass?
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>>89502626
i've noticed that lately too. what the fuck are they trying to accomplish other than wasting time?
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>>89502626
>People who run into things you're carrying and just keep pushing it instead of stopping and moving one tile over
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>>89501930

Carrots grinded up looks like Poutine, just need a pen to rename it to that
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>Also, any coders out there?
Hi.
>Do any of the skills with coding BYOND translate well to learning other languages?
Working with other people's code, basic algorithm design, and general coding knowhow are NEVER useless.
>Would you recommend it or is it a pain in the ass?
Wouldn't be a half bad first language. Easy syntax, plenty of skilled people who can help.
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>> john mullis wasnt antag
hope you get the job ban from RD you shit :^)
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>>89502736
I have literally NEVER said anything about Mafia mode.
I think you might be thinking of ShiggyPiggy.
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How do you fix up the Pirate Ship?
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>>89503637
remove spider and web
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>>89502868
Is there any recommended reading? Is there any easy jump-off point for learning?
>>89502994
the fuck what that mmmuh mafias image about then, I don't have it on this computer but I vividly remember it
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>>89502435
what he said. this is like when people say wizards need a BUFF. right now, experienced players can and will roll your ass as vamp, changeling or wizman.

newfags get fucking dunked because the roles aren't as simple as tater tot. that's not reason to make it easier for them, especially since it'll make the players that didn't complain and got gud into untouchable beasts.
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Verald, so, i better kill em? Recalling gives ban, stunnig gives ban.
And where in the hell i did violent\nonviolent griff part? Or you meant our screwed up crew, who cant do shit, but killing each other?
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>>89503671
What about the air?
Can't wear a pirate suit in a hardsuit.
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>>89503716
This is the most incorrect post in the thread but I'm too tired to point out why.

Buff vampire.

There's a reason it's extended in disguise.
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>>89503758
open oxygen canisster found in the cargo bay until pressure is ideal then cloe it
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>>89502217

Deity-senpai, please code the playable test subject and researcher job. Shits far out of my league.
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it's always nice to take a peek at the ban log after a round like that
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>>89503839
and there's a reason that's never going to happen. the game isn't balanced around the worst players.
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>>89503758
use the ox cannister, do not set high preassure, and open it.. wait a sec and you got air... at least
i'm no atmos, but that works for me
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>>89503846
The broken window in front of the engine isn't a problem?
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>>89503886

There were only a few bans.

I'm amazed. I'd have expected much more.
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>Be mommi
>Be working in the ghetto bar
>Assistant comes in
>Pulls out a handgun
>Starts shooting at me
>Every shot he fires misses
>:^)
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>>89503694
I dunno man, but I swear it wasn't me.
I was one of the people complaining in OOC about mafias when Shiggy got adminned.
After that, I never said anything about it again.
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>>89503912
You fucked up there because the window isn't supposed to be broken
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>>89503886
link pls
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>>89503968
Must have been the other miner, he got there before me.
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>>89503902
It's hard for me to take you seriously when you won't even take yourself seriously.

Vampire is absolutely one hundred percent the worst antag period. It is not fun to play. The role itself is severely gimped.
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>>89504019
I blame the fire axe, it also got there before me
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>>89504019
or you know, the spiders

>>89504028
>It's hard for me to take you seriously when you won't even take yourself seriously.

okay whatever you say.
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>>89502912

Five days ban for this recall bullshit.
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>>89503725
and it wasn five. It was three. Golly, you are bad with math. Why dont ya just check the logs and ctrl+f "been recalled"? You can just say "You have to shit like everyone else, reporting when their shitter routine was intrrupted."
>"You have no problem, just askin"@Jobban+5day ban. Way to go.
So, what do we have here. You cant do math for shit; three is not five in ANY way. You cant say what you really want for shit. You cant even keep your words for shit and just give bans to ones you cant handle.
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>Be CMO
>Do CMO things: set up cyro, get genetics clonex, do surgery
>Suddenly find that I'm the last head left (so I thought)
>Get asked to dish out execution orders, help people in sec all while med-bay is a mess
>RD gets pissed at me so I just say fuck it and he's the captain.
>get to med-bay and realize half of med-bay is dead and/or braindead.
>Do three fucking surgeries all while trying to balance people still asking me to fucking execute faggots and cloning people
>cyro mix runs out, genetics is full with bodies and no biomass, and something in my head shattered.
>ENOUGH
>Head over to sec to get a shotgun to kill myself.
>get killed by warden instead for no reason
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>>89503694
>Is there any recommended reading? Is there any easy jump-off point for learning?
I'd recommend skimming the ref, and just looking at the code for things you're using as you play and connecting "this does thing" to the code.
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>>89504116
>>89502912
>>89503725

I can understand a temp jobban. Not a 5 day server ban though. Too harsh for just recalling. That said, you should have known just how bad it was. There were bodies in half the lockers in medical at some point, a few in security, etc.

You were the last head and failed miserably at your job.
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How do I organize banlog by date?
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Spacestation 13 successor game when?
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Does anyone have the full log of that previous game?
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>>89504312
> you were the last head and failed miserably at your job

if you're talking about the RD, oh yes he did failed

if you're talking about the CMO.. c'mon dude.. he was alone with a borg, and borgs cant even make pills without help

can you survive that much time riding the tide like that CMO did?
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>>89504470
It was a fucking mess
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>>89504204
well, thanks at least for doing your work till the end. Too bad i was just pissed by bombed RnD, and, apparently, was a shitter, by trying to fix station and not just leave it. Guess i have to look for another serb, where it's not all about pic related
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>>89504524
You recalled the shuttle 5x when the entire station was telling you not to. You didnt know anything outide of R&D.
You didnt know that medbay was suffering horribly and had like 20 bodies in it, Or that sec had two people. Or that half the station was a fucing mess.
You never left R&D. You never asked the crew if they wanted a recall. THEY DIDNT.
Recalling needs a good reason too.
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>>89503950
Capguns don't usually hit anything
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>>89504938
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>>89504518

I'm talking about the RD. CMO did fine.
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>>89504212
Alright, humor me. Pretend I'm a 70 year old you met in a nursing home who doesn't know anything about anything. The fuck is the ref?
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>>89505058
See, we have these things called COMPUTERS.
They use a set of instructions called CODE.
We use them to do things for us, like games and news and Solitaire.
I SAID SOLITAIRE
SOLITAIRE
SOLITAIRE YOU DEAF BASTARD
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>>89505058
http://www.byond.com/docs/ref/
It's the THIS SHIT DOES THIS page the BYOND devs have.
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>>89504606
>You didnt know that medbay was suffering horribly and had like 20 bodies in it
THIS
1000 TIMES THIS
If i had a picture to show you, you would fucking cry. It's like whenever I would clone someone, 5 bodies would come towards fucking genetics. 3 of them would be husked so I needed to get a monkey body and 2 would have their heads removed.

It is rounds like these that seriously make me want to get a second cloning pod.
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>>89504524

>Trying to fix the station
>RD
>Research Director
>RESEARCH DIRECTOR
>Literally saying to people "Fuck you, we will not go" when medbay was full of fucking bodies, the only other head was now dead and Security itself was no more
>Never even asked for people if they wanted to leave, never even left Research, just make a Communication console like a powergamer
>Even after you heard all the possible reasoning on why people must leave, you kept recalling it
>Never really took commands, just used it for your very own good.

Don't pick a head job unless you will act like on, you shit head. You should have had a Job ban from all heads for this kind of bullshit.
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>>89504520
do they have it though
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>Be mechanic
>Scan near everything early into the round
>Station goes to shit as far as a station can go to shit without actual machines breaking
>Spend the rest of the round healing/cloning people and mass-producing burgers.


>>89505208
Should've just requested one, I could've printed 5.
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>>89504204
>doing surgeries
>instead of just ensuring the cryo mix is done and genetics has biomass
>not speedcloning all your dead to get those shitters bcak up and running

What a shit CMO, I hope you're better at other jobs.
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>>89505137
This is why I keep coming here, shit like this. I'm going to commit a senility genetic defect, just for you.
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I remember years ago some guy was working on a 3D version of SS13

What the hell ever happened to it? Anybody know?
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>>89504606
What if i tell you, that i did. And i just wanted crew to try to fix it. Nurses can hack doors. Assistants can make borgs, just like it's their daily routine. So, How is it came they cant do shit they usually do, for station profit? The answer is "Shit and go". There is no "aftershift". There is no responsibility. So, officer would just kill CMO for no shit (betcha, he even wasnt banned, while being not antag, imirite?) and proceed with daily shitter routine. Well, if you feel like you enjoing shit like that, way to go. I dont. That's why i do what i do.

>once again, it was three times.
Sec got NO peoples left, as far as i knew. Was just hoping for crew to be lil bit more self-aware. Medbay was full of bodies, irradiated braindeads mostly, left in corridors for radiation belt. There were another casualties, yes. But, as far as i know CMO tried to clone em. With no luck. They just left the game ("With this shitters i have to chance to return to game", i guess). I left RnD. Cleaned vomits, blood and mime's letters. Fixed shit where i could. Delivered bodies to medbay. Asked CMO if he need any help. Not vague "help". Something more exact. Was hoping for "Make some chems" or something like that. Did he asked for help? Didnt saw it once. Heads should help each others. Just like crew should.
Not "Whoa, shit hit the fan! Better bring another bucket of shit, we are out of it.". I just thought, (for few couple of years now, eh) that this game was all about crew VS enviroment\antag. Not about crew VS station.
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>>89505381
sorry i'm shit :(
People just get pissed off at me if I don't give them surgery and help when they ask. I was thrown on a table a few games ago because I didn't have enough time to patch a guy up and I ignored him for someone in crit.
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>>89505476
But

the station is the environment
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