/owg/ Overwatch General

only more waifus can save this game

>>184336397
I want to bully Mercy until she cries!

>>184336397
reminder that the next hero is not hammond, it is a shimada sister spider girl tank sniper that can burst heal its allies

>still playing overwatch

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This game is gonna die if it doesn't get a delicious twink in the span of 6 months

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What's the point of the Numbani map is Doomfist has his gauntlet now?

>le game is dying even if there is no statistics to prove so

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I want an season 1 oldschool server now Blizzard balancing is retarded.

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>girlfriend forcing me to play OW

reminder that throwing and trolling is the only way to truely enjoy the game

>>184336887
Be a good little healslut for her, anon

>>184336850
>wanting hook 1.0 back
I'm actually ok with this

how much money would they make if there was a "sexy swimsuit" pack for $4.99

each skin would be very lewd, and of course the tumblr portion of the fanbase would riot

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>>184336913
I picked a lot of Roadhog yesterday and every other game people were convinced that I was just trolling even when I was gold medals at times.

Anyway I'm even more skeptical of people getting banned for "no reason" since it would have happened for me based on the people I managed to get angry.

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Why the fuck does every game I play today have someone disconnecting?

>>184337206
>and of course the tumblr portion of the fanbase would riot
That would mean devs included you twat.

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I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD

>>184337337
they would be forced to put such content out by a frustrated and panicky activision

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>>184336649
It becomes a warzone with nuOverwatch fighting Doomfist & Friends?

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>>184337273

We need a fucking scoreboard so people can finally realise that Pro Metas aren't the only thing in existence and off-meta heroes work.

Also to show people if it's their own fault for losing, or their team's fault.

I always thought weekend kids was a meme but it's actually real. First time in months I have had time to play on weekend and every match is filled with 4. graders who breath in the mic and yell all the time

>>184337583
>have 3 golds
>get flamed anyway out of pure speculation
not having a scoreboard is pretty retarded, but I guess all those tanks and healers never get flamed because of it so that's nice

>>184336546
You know the only other Shimada they'll ever add is a time-traveling half breed as Genji and Mercy's kid.

>>184337769
>not being a neet that only plays from 12pm to 6am

it's like you don't want to enjoy the game

>>184337903
I'm more than okay with this

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>>184336614

>>184336491
Give me tiddymonster

>>184337583
>23:6
>As fucking Buck
Damn son, how?

>>184337814
>hanamura
>first minute of round
>no one can stay alive near choke because our reinhardt fucking sucks and keeps charging in instead of putting up shield so we can shoot behind
>"omfg i got gold elims are you guys like retarded or something how the fuck do i have gold elims as a fucking tank omfg elo hell always putting me in retard teams" ~ Reinhardt

medals instead of scoreboard was a fucking mistake

>>184338039
So seeing as how Widowmaker didn't take any damage fighting tracer, was blizzard foreshadowing that doomfist would be able to instantly 1 shot Squishies in the trailer years ago

It's no secret this game is in trouble. If it wasn't do you think they would have rushed Doomfist out like this? They know.

>>184338436
>doomfist
>primary means of attack is a fucking gun

WHY?

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When is doomfist going to be playable in ranked?

>>184338325

They could have at least made it so you don't see medals until the end of the game.

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>>184338283

>>184338283
Zarya's a tiddymonster. Well, more monster than tiddy, really.

>>184338286

Jump the backline. They have to burn through 2.7k hp in 4 seconds + whatever recovery heals you for else you jump away.

Avoid the frontline and anyone that flies like the plague.

>>184338479

The gun is pretty much just to finish people off.

>>184336614
The twink would be the killing blow to the game.

Is there a VG Overwatch Discord or anything like that?

>>184338717
no. don't ask again.

>zenyatta is 20 years old

what in the embracing iris

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>>184336491
>only more waifus can save this game
Adding more waifus won't make a game better.

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Can I play rein again or is he still not meta

>>184338667
Which is fucking stupid considering overwatch is a game where you spam attacks 24/7 and doomfist cant do shit half the time because his main attacks are on such long fucking cooldowns

Like couldnt they at least made the pistol his melee fire and have his mouse 1 be him swinging his gauntlet in melee range like rein does with his hammer? Their fucking though process on his design is beyond me? Like why even have a fucking ptr for?

>>184338891

PTR is basically just so people can beta test for them while receiving nothing in return.

>>184338783
Reminder he's also a weak piece of scrap since his abilities are gameplay only

>>184338891
he has a 4 second CD on his oneshot ability, that's pretty okay with me

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Is it true that all zenyatta players are bros?

>>184338783
20 years in commission. Doesn't mean his mind is 20.

>>184338809
That's where you're wrong kiddo

>>184338869
You can play Reinhardt, he's just still not meta.

>>184339047

No. Some are assholes. I've come to realize long ago that in any game with healers, healers are passive aggressive dumb shots half the time regardless of what healer they play

>>184339047
If by "bro", you mean someone that doesn't complain, then yes as far as I know.

>>184338783
the one and only true twink hero

>>184339039
his one shot ability is easy to avoid because its or at least damage through a bit before dieing.

When reinhardt charges in and gets a kill he can quickly pull up shield or at the very least start swinging. Doomfist charges in you have uppercut and that groundpound thing and all the while youll be getting shot at so his whole kit feels like a onrails sorta gameplay

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

>>184339196
healers wouldn't be passive aggressive if dps players weren't brainless idiots on literal every game that has healers.

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>>184337936
NEET master race checking in

>>184339360
That's why people play Zenyatta. You don't have to depend of teammates to do damage when you can just shit in them with your orbs and balls.

>>184339329
You meant to type Hanzo, not Genji.

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>shoot genji before he deflects
>deflects it anyway
Genji is so fucking stupid

>>184338486
a week from release

>>184339047
No, I main Zenyatta and I'm huge cancer

>>184339360

Exhibit A

>>184339585
>shoot person next to genji
>he reflects anyways

The hitbox of that shit is xbox huge.

at what rank do these fucking retards actually start shooting mercy?

>>184340176
never

>>184339472
100% why I play him

>>184340176
Top500

>>184340176
Masters

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>>184339537
GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

>>184339585
Mercy pistol does a surprising amount of damage, right?

>>184340573
I wasn't playing as mercy, but yeah it does

>>184340176
I've been going up in rank since Gold and I'm always hunting down the Mercys.

>>184340741
>doing your job in comp

get banned son

>crouch behind cover
>doomfist's charge kills me even though there's no way he could've touched me
FIX THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!

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>be me
>nigh instalock Ana because I see the instalocking Genji and Soldier
>play the game, hardcore that shit
>its the 59% accuracy game
>basically have Ult up half the time because Roadhog is an ult battery for me too
>Gold healing
>end of match, cards
>get the Nano assists card
>Mercy gets the healing card
>Mercy gets congratulations from the team and the card
>Turns out it was a chick who wasn't even paying attention half the game
>mfw

Is her nerf coming with Junkrat and Roadhog's ''''buffs'''' or what?

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>>184339047
No hero is truly safe from having bad people playing them, some are more obvious than others for reasons.

I play a lot of zenyatta because I can aid in multiple ways while not being a passive healbot about it because you're gifted with stronk damage, most zens i've noticed are the same way: they do their job and have their fun of the action too by helping wear down the enemies, so there's less frustration on the job aside from when cheeky flankers try to pin you but you have the tools to fend them off too. People usually say i'm a good zenyatta and am pretty positive while doing the job, but that's just word of mouth so take it with a pinch of salt.

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watch out best hero coming through

>>184340836
You first, my child.

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>>184340221
>>184340269
>>184340505

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I WANT A TORBJORN BUTTPAD

>>184340997
it's not coming any time soon
Jeff's wife is a mercy main

>>184340571
I missed your posts

>>184340997
>having gold healing as ana

>>184341039
ooo she doin it

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>>184341112

>>184340919
>see DF charging up his punch down the side of the payload
>walk to the side of the payload, obviously out of reach
>die
wat

Also
>be Orisa, tank
>instakilled by scatter
>'I think the game is in a pretty good state of balance right now'-Jeff Kaplan

>>184341112
>that bulge
Rein was a lucky man until Torb got succed in by that thot

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>>184341112
>wanting the inferior buttpad

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>>184341130
>mfw

>>184341161
And?

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Here comes T.Racer.

Ded game

>>184340997
Supposedly she couldn't spawnrez anymore while in the PTR you Austrian phoneposter.

>>184341130
Oh come the fuck on. Guessing Jeff is a Winston/Lucio main, leaning towards Winston because Lucio now kinda takes skill.
Am I right? Because that would just unmake my day.

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>>184341482
>Here comes T.Racer.
Whether she wants to or not

>>184341554
reinhardt

Jeff was a mistake.
We have a dude in charge who thinks people want less content and who balances around his wife's main being played at the low Plat level.

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>>184341686
stop tthat!

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>still no official trans hero

NERF HANZO'S GEOMETRY! DO IT NOW!!!
Seriously though, how is his scatter ability acceptable but hog's one shot combo wasn't?

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>>184341804
>still no official trans hero

>>184341686
Why did I know this shit was gonna start popping up after he comes out. Fucking cucks.
Maybe Blizzard conscientiously chose not to release him so the mindless fanbase can ship other pairs, bar dinduXgirl or gay dindubullXguy

>>184341804
Waiting for that so I can finally drop this game.

>>184341764
Wasn't that Chu that was the Reinhardt main?

>>184341909
I'd love it if D.va was a confirmed trans tbqh

>>184342072
and?

>>184342162
And gay

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>>184341804
>wanting a trans hero
Unless you mean transforming hero, then I'd agree. Although I'm more than happy with HENSHIN.

>>184342053
i dont think chu even plays the game

>>184341871
because hanzo maynes would quit the game. his broken op nigger arrow is only reason anyone would ever pick him. blizzard thinks throwhog is okay because he is shitty and useless but has more armour

>>184340919
>be McCree on Hanamura
>kiting DF around rock, shooting him and then hiding behind cover
>he prepares fist
>charges goes OVER the fucking rock
I'm still shaken by this. One time as Pharah I was pinned by Rein while I was flying. Somehow he charged at just the right angle on some stairs to become airborn.

>>184342256
>Unless you mean transforming hero

Bastion?

>>184342257
He does but you can watch footage of him just getting abused by Kaplan on Rein even though Kaplan is mid plat at best.

>Hanamura comp
>Zarya 4 golds
>"Zarya switch, 4 golds don't mean anything"
>Mfw outdamaging 76 and pharah
>No one does anything with my gravitons
>Get blamed for defeat

There are many times where golds don't mean a whole lot, but having four is saying something.

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>>184341686
I mean, it's only natural.
Doomfist is known to be THE most hung guy in Talon, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantual thickness. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Tracers pussy.
They would spend hours and hours on foreplay, getting her wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Doomfist barely able to force it past the knob, and Tracer moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would orgasm within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix. The orgasm would be powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Doomfists throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

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>>184342162
Thats it, shes my main so it would make her more relatable and enjoyable

>>184342256
Doesn't Bastion transform?

>>184342257
No, he does play. He's a Reinhardt main.

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>>184342162
The he bullies her about how much smaller her cock is compared to Tracer's. The size of a pinkie finger.

>>184342392

Do you have any idea how homophobic Korea is?

>>184342361
>>184342394
Then we got our trans hero. We're done here.

>>184341804
Widow is transracial

>>184341770
I think he is just using it as an excuse to stop releasing content
>it's not our fault we are pushing out less content
>you just want less!

One hero, one map and 2 relatively small events every 3-4 months is frankly attrocious. The only way it could be excusable is if they are planning on long term additions, which in the way they have handled balance and eSports, isn't going too well. The fact that 2 slots in every team should be one of four heros, and another 2 slots in a team can be one of fifteen heros shows the state of play Overwatch is in at the moment.
In my honest opinion, Sombra should have been made as a support and Doomfist should have been made as a tank, with no DPS until there is at least more than 3 primary healers and 3 secondary healers.

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>>184342369
Your numbers are scarily reflective

Why do people want a trans hero?

We already have plenty of heroes with mental ilnesses?

>>184342367
>KOTH
>80+ energy all game
>no one killing Pharah
>losing 0-2
>switch to Soldier
>victory
I don't know why this upset me so much.

the fuck does the number you see when you press E as Doomfist indicate?

>>184342434
What's your obsession with girl dicks

>>184342653

Yeah they have bungled it. Everyone wants 2-2-2 and there's 1 must-pick healer and 1 that people call throw granny, so you get to choose between one of two healers who have been in the game since launch. After A YEAR AND A HALF.

Fuck Jeff honestly. The game should have like five new heroes and six new maps by now. There should be an event every month. They should have permanent Horde type modes like Uprising released every 3 months to fill in some of the story of the game and give people something to do besides scream at their team in one of three retard infested game modes. Every arcade mode should be permanent because they should be able to figure out how to add 2 fucking pages to that screen or make the icons smaller so you don't just get fucked out of Total Mayhem for 2 weeks at a time because they feel like it.

Fuck them.

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>>184343112
As stupid as it would be I'm still concerned that they'd do it. I can already see the /pol/ raids in this general if it happened.

>>184343226
amount of damage

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>love to tout your 30 billion accounts
>won't even let you choose a specific map or mode

So is Jeff afraid to see how much people hate 2cp when that's actually his favorite mode?

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>>184343298

>>184342485
>SKorea, Blizz's best chance at appealing to the eSports fans over there

>Lets make him a gamer
>Good idea Larry, that'll appeal to their demographic
>Send it to the art and design team, as long they keep it relatable to the eSports scene, we'll be set.
>How could they fuck this up?

>Yeah, Mr Chu we want a Korean gamer relatable to the Korean eSports scene
>No Mr Chu, girls are notoriously shit at games,
>No Mr Chu, nobody actually talks in gamerspeak
>No Mr Chu, eating Doritos is not a common thing to do in eSports
>No Mr Chu, giant robots are a thing of the past. Kids find them boring now.

>Jeff comes in
>Slaps Chu's ass. Chu moans a bit.
>This girl looks really cute. Put her in.

>B-But Mr Kaplan, she will only serve to alienate the people we are trying to appeal!

>Shut it Arnold. If you don't do as I say I'll get Chu to make your main gay.
>I main Tracer, Mr Kaplan. If you made the games' mascot gay, it would alienate a large chunk of the fandom and prevent possible user made content.

One year later.

>>184343860
>No Mr Chu, giant robots are a thing of the past. Kids find them boring now.
>implying giant robots aren't cool as fuck

>>184344214

Kids don't think giant robots are cool anymore, anon. Most of the people who watch robutt animu are 30+ year old mecha nerds.

t. /m/

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>>184343849
based hideyoshi

>>184343638
why does it differ slightly? why does it show the number when i dont even damage anyone?

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>>184343638
it increases depending on distance traveled?

>throw granny

ugh makes me mad....I actually think Mercy makes OTHER PLAYERS shittier. they expect all healers to fly to them and pump healjuice directly into their assholes. Stop trying to facefuck everything you morons, back off and find a healthpack or a healer. RARGH tilted just thinking about it.

>stun and headshot kangfist before he can oneshot me
>1 second later I'm teleported to a wall and I'm dead and he's alive

really gets the noggin joggin

>>184344689

Mercy DOES make other players shittier because they have no sense of self preservation anymore due to muh epik res.

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My only positive win rate heroes are tanks yet I want to DPS and Ana.

>be in a koth game
>we're losing hard
>'server closed due to an unexpected error'
>suddenly hollywood defense
what the actual fuck? has this happened to anyone else?

>>184343381
At the fidelity of Doomfists release, and assuming they have upwards of 3 heros in internal testing at one time, they really have no excuse for not doing more.
Maps, I can understand because bar Oasis and the 4 Elim maps, shit takes a long fucking time. Eichenwalde was huge and Horizon had quite a lot of minor details.
Events just need to be staggered more. There's Halloween, Christmas and Chong New Year all at once, then a gap of about 2-3 months between each event.
And I do agree that there should be some kind of permanent Hoarde mode. One Hoarde every 6 months is barely anything, especially if it is the literal fan fave mode. So CTF gets a pass, but hoarde doesn't? Come on.
Story is what you get if you hire a lazy college arts student who doesn't play the game and enthuses in shipping and winking more than building an actual plot. Didn't he cancel a whole megacomic just before it was about to be released, post print, because he changed his mind about the story. If there is one person I hate more than Jeff, its Chu. Goodman seems to be one of the only decent guys on the team, shame he is basically silent. Probably him being the one who stops Jeff's dumb ideas from getting on the PTR.

I tried rank for the first time with muh bro. What the hell. My much better mate got bronze after his first 10 but I got into golds.
What gives? Is It becuase he kept switching characters and I only ever tanked?
D.va is solid

>>184343774
>Actually thinking Play vs AI is a valid point to bring up on the strain of the games matchmaking
Hard is basically Easy mode anyways, with Easy being below_tutorial_difficulty mode

>>184344910

Maps would be forgivable if the game had launched with more maps. But it didn't, so they should have really focused on putting out more maps. Hell, didn't 3v3 Elim launch with 1 map? I don't know because I didn't play it but didn't it have one map and then it took them months to add 3 more maps to it? That's totally fucked.

Their priorities are in the toilet with OW, the game needs help and instead they're just pouring money into that OW League sinkhole.

>>184344214
>Kids
Lern 2 reed

>>184344335
/m/ eh? How you doing in the 4cc?

>>184345173
Don't worry he'll get out of bronze into gold in 15 games if he's actually good

>>184345482
>How you doing in the 4cc?

Dunno, I don't care about 4cc. But /m/ is in a shit state, basically kept alive by shitposting and talking about stuff that is barely /m/ if /m/ at all like toku and Symphogear.

>>184344497

I miss that animuu

hideyoshi is best girl

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You can replace scatter arrow with one ability. What do you choose?

>>184344817
Serves you right.

>>184345440
I will say that the owls are important at this point. They fuck those up and all possible eSports are fucked. I just hope they allow teams to add content, such as the custom guns speculation.
Who am I kidding, chances are the teams will release more character content in one patch than Blizz have all year, thus showing how slow the Blizz team are. That'll never happen

>>184345780
widows hook

>>184345780
reins shield

>>184345780
Planted or Withdraw, from Sha lin. Both are good.

>>184345780
Winstons leap

>>184345780

I'd keep it the same and just make the cooldown identical to Sonic Arrow and make it so Scatter Arrow only "arms" after 25m, until then it's just a regular arrow and if it hits the floor you get nothing.

>>184345632
>implying best gril not Muttsurini

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What do you eat when you play overwatch?

>>184345780
If it was a hanzo main speaking

Deflect

>>184346238
My girlfriends penis

>>184346000
>Character with wall climb
>Giving them hook

I'd prefer a shield zap arrow that either disables shields temporarily or does big damage to shields over a few seconds. Alternatively a single piercing arrow that ignores shields and matrix purely to fuck winston and Dva.

>>184345780
I simply remove it. Hanzo niggers deserve nothing.

>>184345817

This game really is in a bad state, isn't it?

>>184345780
None. Torb survives with no real abilities, Mercy does fine with just one.
Toons don't autistically NEED 2-3 abilities, it just artificially increases their skillfloor and skillcap slightly whilst making the game harder to balance as a whole. Its like oldGenji, where a character has so many abilities, it could literally be split in 2 heroes. Sombra could be split into a H4X hero and a sneaky peaky assassino character and that would be just fine. But no, now we have some weird Frankenstein of a hero becasue artificial skillcap.

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>>184345440
>that OW League sinkhole

Reminder that Kotick said they spent $500 million on "infrastructure" for OWL. Gonna be funny if when it fails since even current pros don't seem to think very highly of it.

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>>184346238
I have just eaten 2 kinds of small-sized cheese pizza, 2 bowls of fries and I am currently eating 2 warm pieces of apple-pie while emptying a fine bottle of orange lemonade.

>>184345780
an ana grenade that looks like a sake bottle

>>184346238
Food

>>184346356
Oxymoron, moron

>>184346413
Let us pray they don't continue the trend and fuck up the OWLs permanently in some way.
At least the lootbox change was nice, albeit long overdue.

>>184346204
Scatter is actually pretty shit at doing what it's supposed to do. It's so much better as a shotgun arrow rather than a room clearing arrow.

I'd half the damage on each sub arrow but allow each sub arrow to split into two more sub arows when they hit a wall. That way shotgunning it at people's feet is shit but lobbing it in a room turns it into a shitstorm blender.

>>184346238
I don't, I just drink water or coffee.

>>184346612
>Is a fat fuck
>Posts a fat fuck

checks out

>>184346612
mmmmmmm

I was gonna go to McDonalds but I'm out of gas and now I'm lying on the bathroom floor replying to you

Can't get up

>>184346470
>Torb survives

Torb has been in the gutter since launch. I don't think he was really viable once.

>>184345780
A homing missile doing 400 damage

Still not as op I'm certain

Can someone throw me some good tank or support streamers?

>>184346238
>eating or drinking anything while on your computer

Why? Do you want to make a mess? Disgusting.

>>184347008
This is by far his best season, he's one of the best anti-dive champs

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>>184346413
Delet this, Blizzard says the game is the healthiest it has ever been.

>>184345780
boxing glove arrow

>>184346472
>halfway through SKorea vs Sweden in the finals
>lights cut out
>place is plunged into darkness

>'quick, someone sort it out for a few seconds'
>feeble little Chu is pushed on stage

ooh-ohhh god no, Sombra whats happening

>gunshot fired at him
>nicks him in the heart, leaving him to a long, arduous death
>still better writing than OW

>>184347030
besides cum my bedsheets have brownie and pizza stains

>>184347110
I think I saw him once in an invite tournament but his usage is in the dumpster and his pro pick rate is usually never above 0%. It depends on how daddy kap wants to look at it but I think he warrants a buff.

>>184347136

The world cup was basically dive vs. dive mirror matches over and over again with only nipnongs trying anything different.

>>184346364
>a single piercing arrow that ignores shields and matrix purely to fuck winston and Dva.
You just described his ult. But "short circuit arrow" is a good idea.

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What kind of Hero-Archetype (gameplay-wise) are we currently missing in this game and could/should be added?

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>>184346726
>oxymoron
Hol up now

>>184347136
>do free to play weekend
>lots of ppl make new accounts
>gook and chink coffee shops that allow you to play overwatch for free

GUYS GUYS 30 BILLION ACCOUNTS

>>184347331

A wizard.

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>RoadHog Damage cap is 150 with every single pellet
>Falloff damage starts are 4 FUCKING METERS, meaning any enemy more than 4 meters will not take the full blunt of the new lower cap
>8 meters away that damage cap is 100 damage (assuming all pellets are hitting on a large enough hitbox
>This falloff carries over to his alt-fire, meaning that outside of point from the explosion, it will never more than 149 damage

Its a real fucking shame when you can be 10 meters from a sombra, and your shots only do 40 damage because of falloff and the horrible spread missing most of the shot on small hitboxes.

Nerfing Hog's damage hits him 3-fold more than anyone else, even with the increase fire rate. He can't get a reliable pick on any hero except tracer point blank (and you have to press your gun against her womb), he can't probably deal enough damage to get picks on even defenseless tanks, and his damage is curbstompped by anyone with armor.

You can't even kill a rein but just putting your gun against his back and rapid firing because the armor brings that maximum damage cap down to 75! So all 5 shots would only do 475 damage. And then on top Hog's now a healing post for reapers, who heals 50HP a second firing against him, and can't even put a dent into Orisa with fortify (damage cap is only 37 per shot)

So given that Hog only does 10 more damage per shot as reaper, has a much higher falloff and spread, a slower fire rate, a long reload time, and a smaller clip size, I have to ask how Blizzard thought that this was a nerf and not a funeral.

They literally make Reaper better in every way and made roadhog lose 1v1's with Tracers, sombras, and Symmetra's because of his new weakness. And made him unable to probably even put dents in tanks anymore.

>>184347331
a kirby-like hero
a hero with no ult
a hero with multiple ults

>>184347290
I'd like to think people know he needs some small tweaks, but it boils down to two things:

people complaining about his mere existence of being a defensive hero, god forbid

and that they actually had to fucking nerf him on console, they probably think he's strong enough as is, though I wont deny armor packs and his primary are pretty good in their own rights.

>>184347701
>a hero with multiple ults

Symmetra?

>>184347317
No I mean like a regular arrow that can't be matrixed or shielded instead of a slow fucking dragon that's hard countered by walking away.

If Hanzo could crit dink a Dva every ten seconds no matter how much she matrixes it would change a lot.

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>our expertise of 26 years of making esports content

Funniest thing I've seen a Blizzard employee say in quite a while.

>>184347454
Reinhardt's a wizard.

Dumb question but how do I survive against Winston in gold as a support? Even after a guardian angel or sleep dart he just comes for me and nobody helps

>>184347542
>a tank is bad at killing tanks
wow, who would've thought

And now you know how reapers felt when fucking roadhog was a better reapers than reapers were.

>>184347008
He gets by, not he is good. That wasn't the point I was making anyways, just ignore it.

>>184347017
>Can no longer oneshot a tank
Certainly

>>184347027
Any OW tittystreamer for Mercy gameplay

>>184347302
>Lunatic Hai go newcomp Torb/Orisa/Rein/Ana
>Shredded in half a second by a standard dive
>This isn't more stale than old cheese

>>184347331
Tanks and Supports. As a tank player myself, a wallclimbing spidertank would be nice as well as a none-damage, pure-knockback Soundquake.
For supports, just another primary and secondary support. I don't know, a vampiric mechanic primary and a jump pad secondary which heals when somebody jumps in his LoS

>>184348007

Yell at your team to focus him and then if he's down to half his health you can take him down with Mercy or Ana relatively easily.

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>>184347990
He's more of a paladin

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>>184344817
have 65-70% winrate on all my dps heroes

below 30% on tanks and healers

Team complains when I carry on dps but not when I play like shit on tank or healer

Really makes you think.

>>184347708
Keep him shit on console if it need be. Anyone with triple digit brain cells can delete torb and his turret. If you want to delete people with dank right clicks with self healing elements then just go reaper. Armor is good but being down a man isn't good enough to justify +75 armor even if it has awesome uptime.

Really minor shit like a smaller hitbox, turret knockback, armor on spawning, less wacks to upgrade the turret, etc, would go a long ass way.

>>184347917
More widow and tracer animated shorts when

it's gonna be a year this august when the second to last short was released.

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>>184347990
Mei is the wizard.

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>>184348379
>more animated widowmaker

That and more stuff for Pharah are all I care about when it comes to the story desu

>>184348379
>Implying it wouldn't focus on somebody else's main who isn't Reaper
At a surface level, Reaper has had the literal most screentime, yet we still don't know why he wants to kill all Overwatch agents or obvious questions as such.
But heyhey, we needed a comic to explain that a supporting hero is gay, totally needed. Great writing guise.

>>184348339

As a Torb player the biggest thing would be making his critbox smaller and moving it out of his chest. Torb is basically useless unless he has armor on, because every bodyshot on him has a 60% chance of being a headshot, so he effectively takes double damage all the time. He needs armor just to be on the level of other 200 HP characters. It's silly as shit.

>>184347542
Yes, Blizzard is retarded.
And the completely worthless buff Geoff sees as OP shows no sign of improvement.

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>>184348697
>yfw its easier for a Widow to get a headshot than a bodyshot
>yfw it's basically impossible for a Hazno not to get a headshot

>>184348836

That buff is OP, it's just not what Hog needs and doesn't fix any of his problems. It's just a really fucking stupid and pointless buff.

>>184348695
The supporting hero is autist, not gay.

But seriously what was the purpose of symmetra comic?
>show vishkar is bad which everyone already knew about
>symmetra rambling about her autism the whole comic

>>184347331
Hero with a tether. As in, they latch on an opponent and cause DoT until the target is far enough away to break the tether.

Hero with a global ult (barring Widow)

Toon who can transform at-will (has multiple modes; assault, recon, etc)

Toon who is a chef

Toon with selective speed burst

Wizards

Roman Legionnaire brawler with a personal shield

Spear thrower. Throws spear, can activate effects on spear whether holding it or not; only one spear active at a time.

Portal gun

>>184349050
>toon

>>184349023
the purpose was to give me more reasons to see symmetra as a joke hero

>>184349050
>Hero with a tether. As in, they latch on an opponent and cause DoT until the target is far enough away to break the tether.
Who is Symmetra.

>Toon who can transform at-will (has multiple modes; assault, recon, etc)
Who is Bastion.

>Toon with selective speed burst
Who is Tracer, Genji and Lucio

>Roman Legionnaire brawler with a personal shield
Who is Doomfist

>Portal gun
Who is Symmetra

>>184338750
There's no rules in the OP that say don't ask about discord, what's up your ass?

>>184348697
That's my biggest complaint. Well, that and the fact that I need to wait 2 seconds after dropping a turret before hammer swings actually take effect for upgrading it.

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TFW NO LONGER THE PLAT IN THE CHAT

>>184348836
It not worthless, but needs to be built on.
>Some form or heavy Ult generation reduction passive
>Hook itself does more damage, at the expense of his gun, bringing his combo to an exact 200dmg
>Increase hook cooldown to Sonic arrow tier

Boom. Now you don't want to really shoot at the guy, but RH is still rewarded in some way for landing hooks and can move in real close with his 50% def up as his runs in. True bodytank.

>>184349338
Congrats, now you get to call people plat shitters even if you slide back below 3k

>junkrat getting buffed again
>mei and torb still underwhelming as fuck
>mei still has "cryofreeze not dispelling ana biotic grenade healing penalty" on her known bug section since ana release

What kind of skeleton team they're running that can't even have a small team of programmers for each hero or to at least per role?

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I am a Zenyatta healslut

>>184349426
feels gud

>>184349426
just had a game with a diamond back in plat who said "u were bad, at least i'm not stuck in plat"

why is gold such a shitshow?
it's not like people are amazing there, but every win is a huge fucking chore
they get discouraged so easily, no one uses the mic, and they will sit and type and fight over and over trying to see who can throw first.

it really seems like elo hell, even if you're good, if you can't keep the 12 year olds playing the game instead of throwing a tantrum, you lose every game

>>184349451
Good. I hope mei gets deleted and anyone who plays her trips and dies

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>>184348469
>>184348379
I can't wait for more animated Widowmaker.

>>184349467
I too, love balls!

>>184349403

They need to tighten his spread a little. Maybe by 10%. It's ridiculous now because you miss half the pellets against a third of the cast. They should have the hook do more damage and at that point I'd be OK with an increase to 10s CD. No more. If they're not going to buff the hook damage it needs to go back to 6s.

They should just give Roadhog a passive where he either takes 25% less damage or he takes the same damage but your ult charges much less(like say 35%) when shooting at Hog. Then Hog can actually tank by bodyblocking shit and he's not just feeding.

Anyone else notice how many teams are running 2+ healers so that they can stall and heal each other all the day long?

>>184348018
yeah but given that he is a tank that feeds the enemies ult economy rather than blocking damage, he has no use and is more a detriment than he is an asset.

With his Spread, falloff, and low damage cap, along with all the characters getting self healing and the distribution of armor on tanks, Roadhog is utterly useless, even for his positioning and CC utility, because Doomfist or Mccree do that better.

Even if Reaper is better now, or was even removed from the game, it wouldn't get rid of the fact that Road is so gimped that there is almost no 1v1 situation he can 100% win outside Zenyatta(because of his massive hitbox).

P O L L T I M E
http://www.strawpoll.me/13577143
http://www.strawpoll.me/13577143

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>>184349607
You sound upset, do you need a icicle to cool your head?

>>184349814
No. What rank are you?

>>184349594
>they get discouraged so easily
that's pretty much it, on top of "maining" some shit hero that gets dominated by D.Va (everyone)

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>>184349887
Nah :^)

>>184348836
>>184348986
>>184349403

>Hog has more survivability and more health to feed the enemy team with his massive undying hitbox now

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>>184349868
>there are answers other than no
lol

no game retains its playerbase, yeah people are bored with the meta but it's already shifting and doomfist isn't even playable in ranked yet

Why do so many people who play this game sound so gay? There's always some 20 year old guy with a lisp or a stereotypical gay voice complaining about someone being "toxic" or accusing someone of throwing or threatening to throw. They always say "like" a billion times too, like women.

Serious question.

>>184349932
I just don't get it I guess
I lost like 15 games in a row last night and dropped almost down to silver just because people on my team were drunk 16-17 year old "suh dude" bros
they would pick a person and complain, that person was usually me, and when I say something they would all chat and tell the other team to thank me for the win and go sombra/hanzo and run into the team feeding

I have never seen such a huge fucking set of tantrums in my life, and it seems impossible to climb out, even though I was diamond before the elo decay dropped me down into gold

>>184349023
I was talking more about the Cheistmas comic, but the fact you got it mixed up show how wasteful Chu has been wih company resources

List of literally useless comics:
>Tracer Christmas
>Sym Autism
>Rein being Rein
>McCree finds a purple box, proceeds to kick it out
>Junk and Hog be Junk and Hog
>Technically the Junkenstein one

Also, bar the Junkenstein one, they all have what must be intentionally shit art-so unless Chu actually takes time to create the story behind these abominations, I don't see where the time is being wasted.
ffs, some indepandant webcomic artists have done more as their side hobby. Some anon here has done a 30k+ word fanfic, yet somehow the guy who is LITERALLY PAID to do this shit can't get his act together.

Implying a story is there, doesn't actually mean a story is there.

>>184347173
It does 125 dmg on hit, knock back by 30m and deals additional 100 dmg if hit a wall

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>>184349994
>of all heroes he posts one that dies in one right click

we can be heroes just for one day

>>184350168
Is saying "like" gay? Im not a native English speaker so when I struggle to speak it I add a lot of "like"s.

>>184349201
>Doomfist
>Roman
>Has physical shield

WE

>>184350467

If you use it occasionally, no, but if you are using "like" every sentence it makes you sound like a girl.

>>184350437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkdKksI_Fhk

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>>184350357
It's almost as if he did it on purpose

>>184350294
>nesskain
>shitty art
Don't diss my boy, his only flaw is that he's french

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>>184347542
>mfw I was cornered with a roadhog as torb, and was able to endure an entire clip point blank by just getting an armor pack every time he shot me
It literally healed me the exact amount of damage he was doing because 75 is his damage cap vs. armor.
>mfw even torb counters hog now

>Playing orisa, roadhog drops off roof and in my face
>Use fortify, still have 250 health after all 5 shots point blank

Its laughable.

>>184350294
>bar the Junkenstein one
That artist also did Going Legit and Uprising if I remember correctly. And we've been over this in this general several times - while Chu is far from perfect, Jeff's the one bottlenecking content.

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>>184350294
Pharah's was pretty useless too. Hell, there's also Binary which I think everyone has simply forgotten exists.

>>184350167
Other than Zarya shitting on anything not dive, I really don't see much of a shift.

>>184350595
Shh, Tracey is sleeping.

>>184350167

What shift are you talking about? Everything is basically just Core Dive but you can swap out 1 healer for Mercy or the 2 DPS for whatever.

>leave queue
>take sip of water
>close overwatch
>lost 50-100 SR next day

cool.

>>184349905
diamond

>>184350168
>>184350467
Yes saying like is like super like gay.

This my freinds is what a tumblr player is. The silent ones that go for 'le biggg plays :DDDD' are the Reddit players.

>>184350931
banned for dodging

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>>184350595
A dead tracer is a dead tracer, even if she just blinked off the cliff while fighting you.

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>when you shoot hog and its not dinking any more

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>>184350995
Whats a 4chan player then?

>>184350780
there's a huge uptick in reinhardt play now
>>184350918
people are literally not running dive tanks anymore in some matches

>>184351219

Pretty much like a reddit player.

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>>184350898
WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>184351219
junkrat main with a victim complex

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>playing Overwatch

>>184351219
Does the same annoying shit a reddit player does but "ironically", as if it makes it any less obnoxious.

>>184351291
That's not much of a shift. That's like if you were saying Zarya being picked some more means the meta shifted.

>>184351219
Flexcucks with clovers.

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Girl popularity based on fanart amount

>d.va ~2.8k
>mercy ~1.9k
>tracer ~1.2k
>mei ~1.1k
>widow ~900
>pharah ~700
>ana ~300
>symmetra/sombra/zarya ~200

>mei catching up on poster girl
>granny more popular than skrillex, macho and autist
>d.va still best girl by far

>Europe is in ruins
>US is either in ruins or controlled by omnics (who are a metaphor for muslims)

>Middle East is the center for science
>Numbani is the richest place on Earth


What did Chu mean by this?

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>>184352012
Based Hanzbro

>>184346238
>eating while playing video games

>>184339360
DPS players the worst. They get carried by every role that's not defense and they pretend that they're actually good at the game.

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>>184352063
I'm number one!

>>184350653
>this guy
What would we do without (You)?

>>184350732
I am well aware but at least they all five us some info, albeit minimal
>Pharah
Tells us how the god programs interact with an omnic. Shame Pharah has no voicelines in game relating to the current story at all.
>Bastiorb
Tells us that they are now travelling together, like Jack and Ana. Shame no voice lines indicate this in game.
>Mono Torb
The real forgetful one, but initially told us that Torb designed most of the crisis warbots. Shame only one of his lines (A minor one with Zarya) tells us this, you'd think it'd be a core personality trait here.

But what do I know, obviously Jeff is at fault for all this and Chu deserves none of the hate he deserves wait

>>184340176
Never, and therefore her rez is broken.

>>184343860
>Dva shouldnt be a girl, because girls are bad at video games
barely true, and even if it is there's nothing hardwired into women that somehow prevents it from being possible, it's just less common

>Dva shouldn't talk in gamerspeak
It does suck that some of her characterization was sacrificed for epic meemz, but do you really hate fun that much? Can you just let her say AFK without shitting your pants?

>Dva shouldn't eat doritos
She doesn't ingame. It's a fan meme

>Kids dont like giant robots
Are you high?

>>184352470
>She doesn't ingame. It's a fan meme
Sitting emote and d.vas bags that are spread all over the place.

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>>184351027
what did he mean by this

>teams are running Lucio and either Mercy/Ana now
>so much healing you can't kill anyone
>nobody ever pays attention to the healers so enemy roflstomps us easily

This fucking game.

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>>184339360
>>184352283
>tanks would be useless without dps
>dps would be useless without support
>support would be useless without tanks or dps
>defense heroes are just useless
THIS IS A TEAM EFFORT GAME, EXCEPT DPS WANTS TO BE ASSHOLES AND SUPPORT IM LOOKING AT YOU MERCY MAINS ARE PETTY AS SHIT
tanks ftw

>>184352470
>barely true, and even if it is there's nothing hardwired into women that somehow prevents it from being possible, it's just less common

except it is true you fucking moron and there IS something wired into women's brains that make them bad at videogames and that is being a hole that shits out children

just how retarded are you holy shit lol

>>184352659
thats true, but she still barely does and it still speaks to how retarded that guy is for using innocent jokes to hold up the "chu is killing the game" meme

Why are omics and humans equal? It's explained in the recent comic that they do have computer tier intellect ("We're not allowed to play on the tables"). Why do some people love them (London chick from the short)? Sure I can buy there being peace between them but... How on Earth can humans and them co-exist?

Remember to have fun when playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epyTEqE_rCk

>>184352794
>tanks would be useless without dps
>triple and quad tank meta was a thing until recently

>dipshit game
>enemy team has 1 healer, 4 dps/ winston and dva
>HURRRRRR
>get attacked from all angles constantly
>I have 2 tanks on my team, but dont have any tanks
>I have 2 healers on my team, but don have any healers
>through sheer force of rage I win

most infuriating fucking game I've ever played. Pharah needs an actual nerf, falloff damage should not apply to her while she is in the air, she should take full damage. If you are going to buff mercys healing, buff infinite floating, then you get shot for full fucking damage.

>>184352439
>The real forgetful one, but initially told us that Torb designed most of the crisis warbots. Shame only one of his lines (A minor one with Zarya) tells us this, you'd think it'd be a core personality trait here.
And the Orisa line Torbjorn has.

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>>184352012

>>184352794
This. Tanking is a role befitting of the master race

>>184352907
SJWs.

>>184352923
i fuckin love fuey dude

>>184352439
Obviously, we'd sit here with (You) scapegoating Chu like in every thread when most of the problems stem because of Jeff and his wife's kid.

>>184353018
And triple tank was the best meta we ever had, its no coincidence

>>184353018
They literally had Soldier as the DPS and Roadhog was getting picks every 6-8 seconds. The tanks themselves weren't doing the actual damage.

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overwatch for women vs overwatch for men

>>184352907
To summarize, shit writing.
Robots are robots, they follow what their AI says and highly doubt every single robot out there has self awareness like zen or bastion.

No matter how advanced a robot is they're still following their directives, the one in london is just there because he AI tells him he'll fuck the brit girl later that night with his pneumatic drill dick.

>quit playing overwatch for a while
>pick it up again because friends started playing again
>have a lot of fun actually in first few games
>suddenly enemy phamercy
>remember why I quit playing in the first place

wew

>>184352063
>basing popularity on amount of fanart on weeb sites like danbooru

kill yourself you fucking retard.

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>>184353219
>And triple tank was the best meta we ever had

>>184353506
>i'm salty my waifu doesn't have 4 digits of fanart

>>184352470
Name one female eSports player who has been in a championship team.
They simply can't play at a high level. Its the same reason why we have the mens and womens olympics, they physically cannot compete. But somehow she is the best in the world because reasons. Same way an 11yr old african kid can make her own AI and a better war machine than the old models, who also knows advanced partciale physics to mess around with a minor graviton reactor.
Answer:50% shit writing, 50% diversity points

Saying AFK is fine, because people actually say that when they go AFK. Literally saying Chu's response to any lore question is another thing entirely.

Look behind her grave victory pose. Look at her sit emote

No, kids TV nowadays seems to be all about frendship and all that gay shit. Transformers and TMNT stop airing years ago because kids got bored of it.

How do I get gud at Gengu?

I'm already listening to anime OPs.

>load into game
>2 stack of self-proclaimed girl gamers
>they say they won't join chat because they are afraid of getting flamed and sexist people
>They instalock both dps with junk and pharah
>can't hit anything
>won't swap to anything else
>we lose hard
>they claim we're sexist for asking them to change

fucking women need to just stay out of games holy shit

>>184349932
?

dva is strong as fuck

>>184353727
t. wood

>>184353621
She actually does but you're retarded if you think Danbooru and other sites like that aren't obviously biased towards the basic waifu bait like D.Va or Mercy.

Copycat hero idea from another thread

>is a squishy
>primary is an assault marksman carbine. 20 round mag. Fire rate is around that of the carbine from halo 3. First two shots are 100% accurate and spread is negligible up to close-medium range. Headshots will 3 tap a squishy at close to medium range
>1st ability fires a single hack dart not unlike ana sleep dart (cast time and all). Upon landing the shot and after a 1 second "copy" time, you gain the last ability used of whoever you "copied" the catch of which is you only get to use it for two charges (cooldown and all) and the ability copied is only very slightly shittier than the real thing due to "imperfect tech" (reduced healing for soldier biotic field, sleep dart only sleeps for 4 seconds, etc.)
>2nd ability works the same but can copy heroes primary fire for two mags worth of ammo
>alt fire removes or throws away any ability you have equipped
>ult lets you steal an enemies ultimate but leaves you completely vulnerable for the cast duration as you must lock on and scan your target for 0.8 seconds to attempt to steal an ult. You can waste your ult on an enemy that was targeted but didn't have an ult and you can die and still keep a stolen ult in your pocket.

>>184353727
that's the point, peopel in gold main junkrat, pharah, and other heroes that don't just get annoyed, but completely shut down by dva being in the game.
they pick these despite the meta dictating that basically every game is going to have a dva and a winston

>>184353206
Meet me in the middle here, 50% Jeffs direct fault, 50% Chu's incompetancy.

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>>184352159

>>184353780

What rank are you in? D.va IS strong as fuck and is basically a must pick in high ranks.

>>184353862
no
no rubick hero in overwatch
that type of hero breaks game engines and Blizzard sucks at actually coding an engine

I sure love losing x8 in a row. Would giving myself a concussion and missing work from head trama make my team smarter?

>>184353362
How old are you?

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>Doomfist rocketpunch hitbox is the size of the moon
>can oneshot you even if you're not on his screen
>even if you avoid his ult, he can still oneshot you with rocketpunch because walls are everywhere

Blizzard are so fucking shit at balancing heroes. Honestly prefer Roadhog hook over this faggot.

>>184354058
>he says while picking a hero from a game that tries it's best to copy the mechanics from an early 2000 game by Blizzard

Fuck Overtime. I fucking already did my job and defended for 2 payload points for the time they've given you. It doesn't matter if you hold them off for 10 minutes because they still get the same amount of time back as long as they reach the point. They need to make it so the time in overtime is subtracted from the time they get for the next point. Holy fuck I'm so livid.