/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>doctor puts me in cloner
>realize he's from an enemy metaclub
>immediately ghost out of body so he can't bring me back

Anyone non-meta here?

>Saronsen breaks the round before it even begins
Why is this shitter who keeps lewding in OOC still around?

Fucking remove Saronsen already

Discord link where?

deadmin sarosen now

Yclat is a fag

fucking admins

>>184268932
Usually. The situation is key, you know? If it's an obvious murder victim I might hide and PDA sec or the AI. Corpses getting ignored in plain view tends to make a bystander effect cascade and nobody gets helped.

HOW MANY TIMES DOES IT TAKE BEFORE YOU REALIZE HE'S A SHITTER NUKE?

>saronsen causes a revolution round to end in less than 10 minutes

god bless

VG is the best with random name and random apperances.
No static fag waifu fuck husbando shit defense squads to come to your aid.
Just you, your wits, and the competition.

Can't get more puritan than that.

Deadmin saronsen pls

Saronsen needs less abilities or fucking removed.

Atleast know what the fuck the things you use do before fucking up everything.

>the logs that round
It's clear who the shitmin is out of the ones who were online

>>184270538
What did he do? Its always fun to laugh at admin fuck ups.

>>184270596
summoned mister clean and it broke the server

>>184270596
summoned nar sie before the round started making it so the shuttle was docked at roundstart

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>All those simultaneous deadmin requests on the forum for Saronsen

hhmmm

REVS NEXT ROUND
[17:17:46]ADMIN: MOD: Saronsen/(Donna Mccune) : i guess we're forcing revs next round
CHECK THE LOGS
SARONSEN ALREADY RUINING THE GAME WITH META

this is a dumb mistake, but what has saronsen actually done that's bad? he didn't ban leonid
remove ketchup before removing saronsen

>>184270698
DO IT

[17:17:29]ADMIN: PM: ArthurDentist/(Hailee Mathews)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): well the joke was that nothing was supposed to happen
[17:17:36]ADMIN: PM: ArthurDentist/(Hailee Mathews)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): no matter what anyone voted
[17:17:43]ADMIN: PM: ArthurDentist/(Hailee Mathews)->Ch0c0latem00se/(Russel Kepplinger): but then >saronsen happened weew

Shots fired

>>184270792
i forgot to deadmin when i was deathsquaded

and gibbed solarious

>gets told not to bus
>does it anyway

DEADMIN

Make your static with this and post it in the thread!
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

>>184271104
By an experianced admin who's been around for way longer than him too
Hmm........

>>184271157
>make your static so I can metagrudge circlejerkers

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>>184271157
>pomf bows to Shiggypiggy
>In contact with aliens
>possesses autistic-like abilities
>controls /vg/ with an iron but fair fist
>owns waifus & drugs globally
>direct descendant of the Genghis Khan blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Shiggygrad will be be the first city)
>owns 99% ofDNAediting research facilities on Earth
>first designer babies will in all likelihood be Shiggypiggy babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented erotic role-playing with him
>he owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>you likely have Shiggybots inside you right now
>the Shiggypiggy is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>he learned fluent English and Kamasutra in under a week
>nation states entrust their waifu reserves with the Pig. There’s no waifus in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Shiggypiggy
>is about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>in reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet, but I suspect he wants to fuck your waifu.
Pic related is the anime-ized face of your new overlord.

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jesus avada

>>184270514
>Just you, your wits, and the competition.
>the competition.
Yuck.

this is why i vote deff

All the nuke ops had the same last name... were they metagaming?

>>184273657
yeah, you should file a ban request

>>184273728
I'm new I think my stupidity can be excused

questions:
where did two sec hardsuits in armory disappear to
why was the detective dressed in pajamas and wearing a balaclava

>>184273657
I'll look into it

remove weighted vote for fucks sake

>>184273776
When the round starts the op leader selects a last name for the whole team, they then get to try to blend in as Aaron Niggerdicks

question
do MoMMI bots care if opening a door allows someone without access to slip through?

>>184274074
No, but in the event someone is clearly trying to get in, its best to go in via the pipe network instead to avoid interaction.

>>184274074
if you open a door its open, if a carbon slips while you go, who cares, don't impede or facilitate and you are fine.

>>184274074
MoMMIs should use pipes, those who don't should be toolboxed to death

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I think we should finally get around to removing layered pipes.

>>184270792
>he didn't ban leonid
>Banning someone who metagamed, twice, is a bad thing
Should we just give mentally deficient people a free pass on everything? Just literally let them do whatever they want?

>>184274714
How do you think Sawbones got admin?

>>184274847
Admins thought it would be funny.

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Post a picture of someone who you think best resembles your static and have others guess who they are!

LOL THE FORUMS
looks like the waifu brigade is kicking up shit again

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>>184275130

>2 deadmin requests at once

How will he recover from this

>>184275941
waifus were a mistake

>Don't call me 'nigga'

LOL

SARONSEN IN FULL DAMAGE CONTROL MODE
NUKLEAR B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T

>>184277314
Nuke will do nothing, just like every other time saronsen has done something retarded

shoutouts to our boy foster putting the screws to saronsen

>>184275941
Link?

>>184278202
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3885

>>184278372
i feel like i'm missing something
how exactly is saronsen a waifu?

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>>184275130

>inb4 pain bans bitter
put me in the screencap

Is the reason why saronsen won't get punished because he is nukes furry erp partner?

>>184278662
BitterVanilla is toxic to the community and has been banned so they may focus on their mental health, please do not look into the matter further

>>184278826

>Even if it wasn't meant to happen, they asked for this.

Nuke's rapist more like

>>184278464
bitter is a staticnaming waifu, saronsen plays validbots pretty much all the time

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>>184279004
>moving from greytide to validbot
what does he even play for?

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>>184275130

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>imagine being this big of a tard

>>184279004
Are they a long term waifu?

>>184279098
>greytide

Nigga what. I played assistant maybe my first two days here back in 2015, and played Engineer and a ton of cyborg after that. Now it's pretty much just cyborgs.

>>184278372

Which is worse
>asking to not be called nigga
or
>calling them nigga any way

>>184279212
Please remember, the admin keeping Saronsen around is Nuke. The same nuke who said he bans people for no reason.

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>>184279004
>saronsen plays validbots
No, he plays gimped humans.

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>>184275130

>>184279789
>grippers in exchange for borgs being as vulnerable to atmospherics as humans
>but also on a lawset

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>>184279789
I thought his retardation in OOC was just an admin persona holleeee shit

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>>184280006
worth it

>>184279789
Jesus fucking christ how embarrassing. Deadmin soon I hope

>>184280354
One issue though anon.

Grippers are beyond dead and nothing short of bribing jknlpr will work.

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QUIT COMPLAINING THE ROUND DIDNT LAST LONG ANYWAY >=(

>>184281498
Bittervanilla pls go.

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>>184281498
just how butthurt are you?
those are 5 minutes you'll never get back.

Has saronsen ever apologized for any of his fuck ups or is he always in the "fuck you im right" attitude whenever he acts like an autist?

FREE LEONID
R
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L
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>>184281576
>>184282067
saronsen and nuke pls go

honestly

remove nuke
remove pain
make sawbones headmin

Sawbones for headmin

>>184282278
im not right

but still fuck you

>>184282747
I never said saronsen isn't a nigger.
Being an admin on an ss13 serb is the most boring job i can think of.

>>184283036
I would probably go play bay or d20 if this ever happened.

Has saronsen handled a ban that wasn't self requested yet?

>>184284480
>someone who doesnt have a dozen permabans a month is a bad thing

>>184284629
mustard pls

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>>184275130

>>184286190
Neet Weaboo? Is that you?

Static-Names should be valid.


y/n?

>>184289028
That is a terrible idea!

>>184289028
No. Static names help add to roleplay. Nobody wants to be forced into being a purple haired 255/255 nigger named Urist Stall.

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GUTTER PRIDE STATION WIDE

>someone yells changelings
>detective brings in a monkey
>we debrain and borg it
>it wasn't a ling, it just wanted to be free as a monkey
>feel terrible
>unslave it, give it special monkey laws

i hope you had fun friend. i still feel bad about the borgins

>>184289028
Static names are used by vox retards who want vore.

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>>184292212
>bullying the fuck out of the tradeband mechanic before and during the shuttle

Oh man, that felt good

>captain tells me to brig a guy 4no raisin
>let him sit in jail for 30 seconds since he broke no space law

Gutterbros for life,

Gutter genocide when? Time for ethnic cleansing.

Daily reminder to fucking kill yourself if you speak tradeband OR gutterband

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>>184292763
>>184292770
>galactic fags

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>>184292212
>>184292480
>>184292681
>>184292763
>>184292770
>>184293013
>caring about hand-me-down bay features/lore
I bet you're the brand of motherfucker that gets annoyed by people speaking with accents while using basic/galactic by going "REEE IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE A MANDRIAN/ENGLISH MIX LIKE MUH FIREFAG"

we really need to fucking create our own image instead of standing on the coattails of baylore faggotry. Even they totally remodeled this hotshit when they updated their map.

>>184295325
Silly, galactic isn't Chinkglish now, it's literally fucking esperanto.
Chinkglish is now the human speshul snowflake language.
Also,
>not caring about lores
baka

>>184296102
I'd care about lore if it wasn't the uneaten and forgotten left overs of baystation.

>>184296330
Our lore isn't even that, /vg/ doesn't really have muh lores save for descriptions from ancient code. The poor excuse for a "lore" page is 100% /vg/, and it's shit to be honest. I just run off of Urist's shit instead, it's breddy gud, they nuked the Catbeasts out of existence and Liggers are unplayable and enemies of the humans in the lore IIRC.

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>>184293107
>wants to purge me
you better bring an army

h u m a n s
a r e
u n r o b u s t

>>184289028
static names inhibit shittery more than they promote it

>get punched in penis
>spend entire match on floor
for such a "advanced" medical system there sure is a lack of natural bodily pain reducers.

>>184289028
N. Static names are a warning that lets you know someone's a shitter. Not having your static name doesn't automajicksally fix that you're a shitter nor does it change that you still can tell who Bob Dylan is

>>184292298
You can also just open the cover, remove the cell, screwdriver, wirecut all the wires then crowbar to remove the mmi. swipe any id with Robotics access to unlock the MMI then prep a monkeyhuman to put his brain in. You can then defib him and monkey him back to let him be him

>>184299747
He had to luckshitter pretty hard to chain it. It happens

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>>184275130

>>184272184
what is that?

>dfw at work and just want to observe rounds
Where's Plapatin's potato powered pi beyond client when you need it?

Ready up for new Centcom! Most of it is still the same, don't worry.

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>>184269818
>tfw someone used the image I posted for my greentext story.


>Try atmos
>Set up air distribution according to the wiki
>Okay done
>Go fix doors
>Can't fix doors
>Botanist teaches me
>I fix some more doors
>Alien in virology
>I go in through the back and give security intel
>He kills the queen
>I fix more doors
>Build some doors
>Try to make a flamethrower
>I try to kill bees with an unlit flamethrower
>Admin pms me to tell me its unlit
>Robot punishes me for having it out
>Make another one later
>Still can't light it
>HoS asks for security to be fixed
>expect doors
>walk out atmos
>a congo line of destruction from my division all the way to the execution chamber
>I can't fix this

>>184305808
great a updated place nobody ever sees, thanks coders, this update ranks right up there with not being able to break shocked windows without insulated gloves anymore.

>>184306059
What, you can't use a glass shard anymore?

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>Sec officer
>HoS is legless for whatever fucking reason and someone loots his ID, the chef I am told
>Look into the chef and dont find it, turns out he hid it in his backroom but he wasnt an antagonist but whatever
>anyway when trying to get to the chef for the inspection ask the clown to table me in to the kitchen
>While surrounded by 3 people YOUR MUSCLES PAINFULLY TIGHTEN
>chaplain, clown and mime
>Yell that theres a fucking changeling and I was stung
>Since cant prove its any of them just inspect the chef and wait for one of them to fuck up
>Chaplain apparently tried to space rambling
>Stun cuff and drag to sec
>YOUR MUSCLES PAINFULLY TIGHTEN
>call him a moron
>find him again, beat him to death decapitate and incinerate him
>round carries on somewhat normally, HoP gives me near all access so I can at least get to places since no AI
>Later "HoP is dying in medical!"
>waltz over to check
>HOP WAKES FROM THE DEAD HIS WOUNDS MAGICALLY HEALED
>stun cuff as sec all swarms to figure out how the fuck that happened
>Mechanic runs in with the hypospray and chloral/cyanides us
>not potent enough get up in time to stun both and decaptitate them as well
>extended till a traitor is made and they get the AI to blasma
great round. Highlight was the clown incinerating some girl demanding to be the clowns wife and calling him senpai

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>>184306048
that's a cute engineer.

>>184306289
I couldn't find a bigger version of the image
has long since been deleted which is sad.

>>184306265
No.

>>184306285
>not potent enough

Nigga, I got hit with that shit and in like 5 seconds I was downed and going into crit.

Fucking crazy chemicals

POMF WILL UNBAN LEONID
p-pretty please

>>184308057
Leonid had three chances. I even shilled for him for the cat honking.
He needs to go away for a bit if he cant play correctly. Having a literal retard to point and laugh at stops being enjoyable after an onslaught of shittery.

>>184306059
Did you report that bug?

>>184306048
Pick up the flamer, hit pgdn or click it with the hand holding it to bring up the flamethrower menu. If there's a tank with plasma in it, cluck the Flamethrower: _________ blue unlit/lit to toggle it. Low throw percentage gives you more shots at a lower damage This is good for carp removal. Higher throw percentage does more damage per tick that a mob is actively in the flames and has an increasing chance to form a spreading plume of flames at the target area.

>>184308583
Most people probably just thought their client was glitching out or something. I don't even know where to look to find where it happened

Is there more work being done to packed station? I kinda want to remap the chapel given its barely functional in actual use.

Emilia Davidson has been arrested by NT officials and is currently being held in Nanotrasens high security prison for dangerous criminals

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=3885&start=10

MrPain: we will be handling this tonight

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the absolute madman

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>>184311395
If griefing as player is bannable, what about griefing as admin?

>>184311656
>BitterVanilla
>MRCNDonnager

Heroes of /vg/ risking bans to deadmin the worst admin since Kolith

>>184311819
you gonna get some (You)'s for including donnager

still true tho

>>184311656
huh, I figured the vpn schtick would catch on

>>184311968
No idea about Bitter, but Donnager/Solarious' reputation is at a permanent 0, the man has nothing to lose.

>sarsonsen
>pisses off two people enough to make a deadmin request in one day
>on the same day pisses off the coders as well with his nonsense

Is he /nobodysguy/?

>>184312054
But people agreed with them? Can't have 0 rep if people think you're right. Also liked in game.

Only disliked on the anonymous thread, makes you think huh?

>>184312054
all the more reason to use a VPN
better for it to come from someone with ? rep than 0 rep

>>184312302
>better for it to come from someone with ? rep than 0 rep
tell that to mustardtiger

>>184312263
you can't help but not agree with a person with 0 rep if he links definite proof/logs

also I liked donnager's detective too. i mean, one of the few people who aren't VALID SECURED CALL IT left.

>>184312263
Fuck off, Solarious.

How has the highest rep on /vg/?

Pomf?

>>184312576
me

>>184312576
Certainly not you, with your lack of proper sentence structure.

>>184312576
My WFU and I have the majority of her stocks!

>muh special snowflake detective
glad he's banned, less faggots caring more about erp than playing the game is a good thing

>>184312846
but adachi didn't get banned

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Found some space art, can I dump?

>>184312846
t. Mugumbe "Cuffed in Brig, Beat to Crit"
Mugumbe "Valid Adalid"
Mugumbe "Caught for Prosecution, More Like Grounds for Execution"

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wish I could find more male ones.

>>184313316
jacob 'if i see a traitor clown, i'm going to town' mugumble
jacob 'their honks are superb when i make them bite the curb' mugumble
jacob 'Ola, I heard you were making a cockroach farm, so I went to the liberty of assigning the detective to it' mugumble

>>184313117
Adachi is actually a good interesting character that is well roleplayed though.

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Detective shifts are comfy.

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best job

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Would really love a surgeon/nurse duo thing.

>>184313316
>>184313476
Tell me about mugumbe, is he fun?

>>184313476
Jacob "Honklocaust" Mugumble
Jacob "Beat the Clown to Brown" Mugumble
Jacob "The Honk Hanger" Mugumble
Jacob "Execution order for every Honker" Mugumble

>>184313790
>a dress for surgery

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>>184313968
I guess she's just meant to be the surgeon assistant

>>184314096
>do this in VG
>banned for ERP

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>>184314238
I hope not. I think ERP is when you start actually roleplaying smut which I think is just too much.

I think I did get bwoinked once back in 2013 for roleplaying romance with an engineer as a bartender.

>>184313548
Detective is the worst job in sec

>sit in your office or the bar for 90% of the shift
>listen to people in sec complain
>only get called to identify a bullet casing or scan some blood
>no real mysteries
>only mysteries come from changelings, vamps, or cultists

It's literally the job you pick when you want to fap to cute waifu's and watch anime and have minimal responsibilities.

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>>184314328
Whenever I see a detective I always try to look for odd things or mysteries to get him started.

I think a detective is the job where people have to actually make an effort to let you do your thing instead of just going ''we don't care about evidence'' mode.

>Make him do autopsies
>Make him figure out how deaths happened
>Make him do blood splatter analysis
>If a person is found dead have him recover the item he or she has been murdered with
>have him do his best to find out where missing people went.

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Captain

>tfw you will never capture avada and weld her bent over into a wall before stripping her and using her as a public cumdump

Tell me about AshleyGrey
Why does she want attention?

>>184314667
>captain will never start with a leader sword like that instead of the telescopic baton

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roboticist
running out of art I think

>>184314328
That explains why the best waifus are detectives
Mallory Brooks!

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>>184314753
>Captain starts slashing people for disobedience
It would be neat if you could hit with the hilt of the sword to drop someone. And if the sword could decapitate someone on the floor in one hit.

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>tfw you will never be able to hunt down every single static name faggot and publicly flay them alive without being banned

>>184314908
>And if the sword could decapitate someone on the floor in one hit.
I think people would abuse the fuck of this until nerfs

>Attacking with hilt makes the target drop whatever they're holding, 100% disarm

I'm not against instant decapitation, but should have a timer something like the execution syringes

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>>184315128
That would make sense.
A timer on it so you can use the hilt to knock someone on their knees then get a prompt for decapitation.

>>184314747
Whom?

>>184312576
Rambling maniac
Old man Johnson
(Original) Shoe snatching Willy
The pyro guy whose name I can't remember
It might have been fuel tank Tom fuck it is too late

so what did Amelia do that ERT wanted her dead so bad?

>>184315467
She acted like an imbecile at all times. At some point she even threw a fake tank-transfer valve bomb at them, while screaming death to nanotrasen, while the station had a problem with a serial bomber and that she was a main suspect.

>>184314753
Use the chain of command in your quest to be an asshole while you're pissing off asimov silicons and breaking protocol as you step all over sec's toes

>>184315467
>stole the retard captain's ID twice
>emagged out of the brig
>threw a fake bomb at them
>kept annoying them and asking them for a new ID
Just space man things

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>Make all sorts of alcohol
>There is lots of variety
>Chad Thundercock storms in
>Breaks every single glass
>Tosses everything at me
>I lost all the drinks I made
>I try to shoot him
>Miss all shots
>Lose my shotgun
>Give up because I know he could easily ruin me
>Try to make more drinks
>He walks in and breaks every glass again
>Tries this with roboticist
>Breaks his means of production
>Gets shut down in an instant
>Yells for help as he gets borged
Bittersweet

>>184315516
>>184315543
sounds fun, good thing I let her go instead of borging her ;>

>mime spaces the clown
>mime gets spaced as well
What goes around comes around.

>>184315602
there was nothing more satisfying than watching that hippie refugee get mutilated by the roboticist
he immediately went catatonic when his brain went in the MMI

>be amelia
>find emag
>report it to the captain
>he lets me keep it for some reason
>later he tells me to go to the court room
>he wants me to testify against some guy i've never seen before in my life for a crime he won't explain
>steal the captains ID since he is being an idiot
>he lasers me AND the guy on trial to near death
>medbay fixes me
>go find the captain and take his ID again
>throw it in the bridge
>later chilling and i see the captain with a flame thrower talking about hunting me down to kill me
>concoct a genius plan
>try to disarm him then get slipped and dragged to security
>plan failed
>they let me sit in a cell for like 30 minutes while they figure out what to do with me
>they leave me alone for a minute and i take out my emag that they left in my coat and make a run for it
>my pAI bff is helping me and making hilarious quips the entire time btw
>they immediately catch me and drag me back to my cell
>i sit there for another 30 minutes
>they eventually get tired of standing around looking at me so they let me go
>'don't let me catch you for anything again or i'll borg you'
>go to robotics and tell the guy not to borg me if i get dragged in
>make a fake bomb and throw it at ERT
>they drag me to robotics
>bro lets me go
>get a fake identity from genetics and become an indentured servant to medbay
>need an ID
>harass ERT for the rest of the shift until they catch on to my gambit and arrest me

well played, boys ; ^)

>>184315713
I thought it was cute/endearing/funny at first.
But he kept coming in and destroying everything.

His suicide was satisfying.

>>184315821
you didn't even see the worst of it, he stole the guy who was being borged and his MMI (admittedly they were wrongfully borged but they had no idea of that) and kept trying to roast the roboticist with their flamethrower
it was pretty hilarious watching themselves space themselves about 5-6 times in a row trying to space the exofab boards though

>>184314515
Autopsies and shit would be cool but whenever I try to examine a body it gets taken straight to cloning

>>184316064
You can just pick up the old body after they scan and clone him though

Autopsies are rather pointless in the sense whoever gets cloned will tell you who his killer was, what he used, and what the killer ate last night in complete detail

>>184316064
You can always ask to examine the body after it has been scanned, I know I would be fine with it.

>>184313546
I rarely see him play now, guess he got btfo

How would people feel about a feature where the server never shuts down and after a round if you survived you could get back onto the shuttle go to a fixed station with a new round type

>>184316374
When you code it

>>184316374
there would be seething snowflakes on deadchat so it wont get added also it'll likely lag and finally WYCI

>>184316457
im planning on coding it, but is a feature like this even wanted?

>>184316374
Meme leaks and whatever would build up afaik

>>184316374
Can't wait to make narsie board the shuttle so it spreads the cult death to a poor unexpecting station.

>>184313259
Pretty!

>>184316374
It'd break muh immersion that every round is my first shift on that new research station

>>184316374
Lore conflicts.

>>184313259
I want to rape that mime

>>184317631
You can't rape mimes though.

>>184317692
I want to mind break her

how do I become nuke's special boy like sarontenet

>>184317954
Saronsen is:
>A validhunter, notorious for doing it as borg no matter the lawset
>A shitter, both IC and OOC, both as player and as admin

So basically you have to be a REALLY bad player, but get past the shitter radar.

The quality of a security force can be measured by the quickness of Emilia getting arrested.

>5 minutes and under
Literally god tier. The admins are going to have to bus wizard xenos and lings combined to take them down

>10 mins
They aren't the best, but aren't the worst either. The HOS can still shape them up

>15
Wew, looks like we're going to have one of THOSE rounds.

>20
Half of the station is a wasteland, sec are either all dead or deserve to be. Emilia has a new note added, but no real punishment will ever take place.

>tfw emilia davidson will never sit on your face with her soft ass cheeks, squishing your nose between your cheeks before letting out a pungent fart

Why even live bros?

>>184319592
>>184319624
Literaly who?

>>184320151
Some nu-waifu trying to shill himself

Just don't reply

Epic rap battles of /vg/station

>>184322392
this is singlehandedly the worst post i have ever seen on /vg/

Quick, what's your static's catchprase?
Or whatever sentence they're keen on saying/repeating?

>>184322978
Fuck me

>>184322978
Wew lad

>>184322978
kill yourself

Don't steal the damn armory as nonantag you little cunt reeeeeeeeeee

>>184322978
anime is gay

>>184322978

Aiee!

>>184322978
screams!

>captain running around with a powered wheelchair and constant hyperzine then fucking off to "explore space"
It's like I'm really on hippie.

Lucas, it turns out that when you cut wires without gloves they -maaaaay- shock you. why are you stealing the fucking armory and don't even know that?

>>184323416
There was nothing going on for the most part

>>184323349
Are you antagonized yet
;^)

Honestly, I was trying to get one egun to unlock lockboxes, but I went a bit overboard.

>>184323439
I had both the test wires planned out, I might have accidentally used mend on one of them and though that the AI shocked it.

>>184322978
Wew

>>184323134
>You have been banned
>Reason: Expressed the desire for someone to fuck their character

>>184323529
exactly

>>184289028
Is there really anything wrong with static names?

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>Be HoS
>Get borg to bring in clown for space lube
>Tell borg to lay him down
>Threaten the clown with anal/penis inspection
>He's terrified
>I pretend i'm not gay
>I'm full on fabulous
>Teach raelyn how to be a corrupt yet fabulous security man all round
>Make the borg sing the american anthem
>Raelyn gets killed
>Catch the man who did it
>Want to banish him to space but he eventually disappears when I trust him too much
>Capture him later
>Take him to the ship
>Something happens in the shuttle
>I just chill at the heads area the borg shut off drinking martini

>>184323540
I'm antagonized as fuck. You can just blow them open. If you're lazy drag a stack down to some gibtonite and let it rip. Don't fucking thermite the armory and run off with everything that matters jesus christ dude

>>184323715
>Everything that matters
The Captain had a few automatic rifles, and the shuttle was being called. I doubt it would have mattered at that stage.

If it was earlier in the round, I guess it would be a problem, but after all the valid salads have been caught, then I doubt it could have had serious effects on the soon to leave station.

>>184323634
Fuck off Ashley

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>>184324116
will do

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>>184292298
All's well that ends well. The RD gave me a great set of laws.

>>184323976
A. Purely from principle you shouldn't be stealing the fucking armory you greytiding nigger. Leave sec the fuck alone
B. That still doesn't change the advantage of being able to slot AEG's together or just be able to recharge. Ballistics have poor window penetration and travel time leaving energy gear still very desireable. Of which he didn't have a ton of leaving them much worse than they were solely because you're a stupid toxic unrepentant maliciously greytiding shitcunt that should be euthanized
C. The shuttle was literally called specifically because -you- thermited into the armory and stripped the place
D. You didn't know if they were all caught. In fact, one wasn't. In addition, it could easily be autotraitor which would have never stopped making more

Fucking neck yourself

>>184324806
>Getting angry over a video game

Maybe it's time for your nap son, i'll be busy actually having fun.

>>184322978
If you wanna win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket.

>>184325035
>greyting and stealing shit
>lol i play to HAVE FUN
kys

>>184322978
That was a weird shift

>>184269818
>server takes 10min to send me a 3.7meg update
Jesus I knew /vg/ was laggy but jesus fucking christ

>>184322978
I have a family

>>184322978
>static naming
kill yourself

>>184327052
lol

>>184322978
Yep

>>184295325
>annoyed by pople speaking with accents
No I just hate people playing special snowflake/literally won't stop using the meme language when I need to actually ask them something

>>184308495
But it doesn't
Can someone just message him on byond and ask him to appeal and request to be banned from all ghost roles like diona, posiyronic brain, golem, alium, borer, etc

I want to do something illegal to Ada Young!

>>184329920
Like what?

>>184330478
headpat!

>>184329920
>>184330478
>>184330713
please don't post about me I do that myself enough as is.

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>Mara Jekto

>>184330776
understandable, I will not do that again.

Fucking mommi

>borg is on asimov
>opens doors to depressurized areas, zassing everyone
>walls off the only area in the shuttle that isn't harmful to humans
Simply epic

good round everyone

>>184330901
A mission is a mission.

>Try to IAA
>Singulo eats me first

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You've been in cryo for... quite some time.
Yes yes, I know: you would like to know, how long?

I'm afraid it's been 9 years.

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>>184330914

>medbay antag, fill medbots with 100u beakers of potassium and water
>someone comes in with minor toxin damage and tries to get himself healed with the medbots
>he gets stunned on the ground and gets his bones broken as the medbots inject him into crit with explosions

>>184330970
mommi did nothing wrong
but it is still the worst scum

>arrive on station
>that multicolored vomit """"""paint job"""""" on the floor

why

>>184329920
>>184330478
>>184330776
>it's the Ashley is back to attention whore powerhour
Just because the discord gives you tons of attention for having a girl as an avatar doesn't mean you should beg for attention here.

>>184331194
mime

That was 1000 bees
1000 bees of hard labour and toxins
that was 1000 bees of pain, sweat and tears
that was 1000 bees of unadulterated escape shuttle suffering that I was preparing to release
and last but not least, those were my 1000 bees

>>184331194
It was the mime

>>184331190
Now that's entertaining antagging

Does /vg/ have any good /u/ action?

>>184331341
No because the admins ban the slightest hint at romance on sight.

>>184331231
Ashley, the SJ's ashley is AdaYoung?

MOMMI STOLE MY HAMBURGER

>>184331341
The last couple got separated by admins and players that couldn't take it.

>>184331190
I was told to get healed on them no less.
The doctor running pretending to be too incompetent to get me cloned was entertaining.

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>cook that released 700 of my bees in the kitchen

>new to game
>start as an assistant
>use a crowbar on wiring
>get shocked
>find my way to the hospital
>doctor was about to just steal my shit but he heals me instead
>I explore more through the ship
>break open a window
>oh shit, there's space
>my body implodes
>get revived
>am retarded now
>spend my time beating my dead body with a crowbar to try and get meat
>get injected with something
>turn into a monkey
>guy tries to kill me
>escape
>start monkeying around, ringing bells as my hobby
>sec catches me and handcuffs me
>someone is able to steal me from him
>puts me in a chamber and I turn into a new human that's deaf and has seizures
>other doctor that dealt with me at the very beginning puts me in the chamber to heal me
>pops me out
>kills me and gives me to the chef to cook
>then become the borg
>don't know what I'm doing
>whisper sweet nothings into a mime's ear
>get bored on the evac trip
>jump out of the mime to try to infect others
>can't
>we all die
That was interesting.

>>184331530
you were my first test subject to the bots, i was suprised how well it actually turned out.
did the chef end up turning you into burgers after I gave your corpse away?

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>>184331457
Of course, she's said that before in the discord.
>I used to be an attention whore, but I've changed.

>>184331638
I don't think so, but I was ghosted and stopped paying attention to my corpse at that point

>tfw you managed to weasel into all the metaclub discords.

How does it feel never having the insider knowledge plebs?

>>184331231
>>184331683
all i'm doing is posting greentext
i dont have to use an image if that triggers you

could you not send your trash our way, thanks in advance

>>184331683
Not sure why her and SJ weren't both given the Sarca treatment and permentantly removed to be honest.

>>184331457
Tell me the story of SJ and Ashley.

>>184331946
Because SJ was a "friend" to the old-school admin circlejerk.
Meanwhile Sarca had isolated himself before being removed and then went insane.

>>184332050
You're right, and it's bad that they weren't removed because whenever either pops up again they start doing the same shit again.

>Ashley

REWIND THE TAPES AND LET ME TELL YOU A TALE
>SJ_Benster, complete faggot bans people that his "girlfriend" Ashley dislikes
>Sj is deadminned and Ashley disappears
>Sj returns years later and is erping
morena
>Morena was known to avatarfag a character called "Ashley" from warioware.
>Morena claimed to be an irl girl who's name started with a
>A year later now, morena is banned but rejoins the discord days before Ashley comes back as "Ada Young"

That should explain the basics.

>>184332309
But have they shared tit pics?

>>184332309
Morena isn't Ashley you moron.

>>184332309
Why are you desperately trying to make me in to someone else or an attention whore it's just greentexting

all SJ ever did was say I made him do things when all I ever pm'd him for was a female mime mask

him banning people for being ahelped isn't really my fault if they ''metagrudge'' and get banned for it either.

>>184332291
Nuke is a fucking retard but when it comes to SJ I feel like he burnt the bridge to adminship forever because people like senaat will object to it and he holds some sway still despite being another idiot.

>>184332547
Fuck off, if you want to play here go ahead, just don't post in the thread.

>>184332654
Fuck off, if you want to play here go ahead, just don't post in the thread.

>>184332732
Wow you're hilarious.

How do you change your job title to an alternate title?

>>184332547
You were an attention whore and still are.

>>184332778
Wow you're hilarious

This is what happens when you leave the trash out.

>>184332547
Don't forget you pretended you were dying of cystic fibrosis so people would pity you, Ashley.

>>184333036
2013 was a long time ago.
just here to post greentext and dump art

but if that's such a big deal i'll do it without an image.

>letting women into your hobby
>ever
This is what always happens.

>>184333191
Can we just do without you? We have plenty of attention needy people here already.

>>184333662
sure man if it really bothers you i'll post my greentexts in the discord instead. No problem.

>>184333237
Don't hit on me you silly boy.

>>184333781
I mean away from this community.

>>184333870
A bit excessive.

Discord link where?

If it's another fucking furry discord link I swear to pomf

>>184332415
>Morena stops posting in the discord on Wednesday
>Ashley joined on Thursday
It fits

>>184332547
>all I ever pm'd him for was a female mime mask
out side of the game or through ahelps

>>184333781
>Ashley is still here
>Omega lurks
>SJ posts sometimes

These are 3 people, that may be actually mentally ill. They can't leave the thread and have some sort of disorder where they need attention every few months or so.

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>bar is no longer part of the beach area

REEEEEEE

>>184335145
depends on the map.

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I love you regret

>set SoC to borg
>make sure to target people who look new
>get them in trouble because they're probably confused

new wizard meta confirmed

>>184335041
Omega was a dumb kid, Angelite was worse

>>184334858
both

roundstart slime when

>>184335315
Asking ooc for in game stuff
Sounds like a bannu to me

>when you accidentally say "say """say wizard absorbing me in dorms""" "

>>184334079
I will show pity on you, creature.
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>>184335537
Thanks anon!

>Been stuck for 5 days asking for an invite
>There's a perma-invite in the arrivals area
>thread is just complaints about the discord
>discord is just complaints about the thread

Guess that says enough about this community

>>184335409
and I got it and it ran out.

>tfw you will never be hitting up Ada's behind as she screams "Bwoink me sammy"

>Haunt the wizard
>The station blow ups for some reason
>I hear the EMP *woosh*
>The power in my house goes off

Kek

>>184331474
Are felicity and ashe still friends ic and ooc?

>>184333036
wtf? that actually happened?

>>184337372
yup
Sure SJ was a hormonal boy with issues but Ashley was actually a really horrible person

>>184337665
>woman joins male hobby in order to get attention and needs even more of it so she fakes something like having an illness
News at 11 "Water is wet!"

>>184337851
Not even a girl, just a guy pretending

>>184337851
/r9k/ please.

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>>184338185

>>184337665
>giving SJ an excuse

He was a scumbag, who fell for a shit waifu and got people banned, was responsible for admin requests getting denied, deadmined somebody based on a falsified complaint to pomf, and wa generally a scumbag.

He knew what he was doing but he didn't stop because he needed that e-pussy.

>>184337959
>Not even a girl
She is, I've seen the feet pics
t. Serwind