/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

first for plasmafriends

last for no plasmemes allowed

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This is now a Carbon-Free area

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>>184180079
>those knots

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>>184180079

>>184180863
>>184180079
>>184180575
>I use knots every single time
It's delicious.

>>184180912
I love taking the knot too :3

>>184180863
Fuck
That's morbidly beautiful

>tfw work tomorrow
>just want to spess
see you tomorrow night, then

>tfw feelings of wanting to spess
>got hitched and have a new job along with exercise
>no real time for spess
it's been fun

>>184181361
>>184182592
>tfw got back into spess, tons of fun
>don't really want to play anymore, want to play other games
I guess I'm not really back into spess...

who should I waifu?

>>184183868
me

>>184183868
MoMMIs are dandere and guaranteed pure

>>184183868
a cat

>>184180575
Knots are best

I'm tired of doing engineering jobs and am not very robust. Is paramedic a fun job? I need something new.

>>184185927
paramedic is for antagging since you got a chem dispenser and maint access


otherwise it's just staring at the cmc and telling the borgs to retrieve corpses. Though you can play telesci rescue sometimes

>>184185927
Paramedic is boring
You're not a real doctor and you lack access to retrieve corpses (and borgs or telescience do it better anyway)
If you want to medbay, go chemist or doctor

Reminder that you will never top the worst shitposter on this general
Shin

>>184185927
Don't listen to the other two spoilsports. Paramedic is fun and exciting, and it gives you an excuse to wander maint and the outside of the station looking for dead people to help. And you're also fully in your rights to ask robotics for an Oddy.
And you get your own bitchin' hardsuit and like, the only set of webbing on the entire station, plus internal bleeding foam things.
It's fun as fuck and it's where I started med, too.

>>184185927
Be sure to ask for all general access. It's your job to save people after all.

>>184185927
paramed is like a midway point between chaoticgoodtide and actual doctor
as much responsibility as you want to take on, and you might actually have the tools needed to do your job sometimes

>>184186307
t. shin

>>184186786
closing the game is the last thing you want to do when shit goes sideways, family

>>184187143
I didn't know what else to do, although in hindsight I vaguely remember an option to make myself go braindead.

>>184186786
Nobody gives a flying fucking shit. Listen to basic commands, do your best, and ask for help if you need guidance or assistance and you're already better than 80% of the server even if you're a clueless retard at what you're doing

Needless to say, reread the fucking wiki ahead of time though

>>184187238
It was something I didn't know how to do, I've read it over now and know the basics but idk I was barely getting a hang of the controls when it happened.

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Plauges still here in discord you fucking faggots!

>>184188723
Then just ask anyone. Eventually someone will help. In the future, if you haven't played in a while and don't remember shit you should have reread the fucking wiki in the first place. It's not like anything in the rounds matter anyway. If you aren't attacking people or blowing up the place nobody gives a shit

where find more music for instruments

Who are the 5 biggest powergaming shitters on the server

>>184189935
me
you
my alt
your alt
sawbones

Please help how do I change hands? Everyone is just memeing me in this game and won't help

>>184189604
other servers' wikis.

>>184190081
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Surgery#Limb_Replacement_Surgery

>>184186338
Biofoam and webbing are really nice. I'm still not sure exactly what biofoam is or does, but anything that stops internal bleeding is cool

>>184190081
click on the other hand or do crtl+x

still having shitty crashproblems, seems to be when Dream Seeker.exe launches, and consequent crashes are 'cause I have to force terminate it before it even lets the login screen pop up.

is this win10 retardation or what the fuck

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>be cultist miner
>pretty easy so far, converting some fools on the mining station
>got a base on the vox outpost and ship
>try to bait the atmos tech to be converted
>fuck up and stun myself
>atmos tech gives pity on me
>he just ties me up and leaves
>free myself go back to the ship
>after getting suited up, go back to the station
>try to convert the virologist, but come back and the ship is gone
>drag the fucker into space, until the CE finds me
>have a duel with the CE, but acid foam wins in the end
>be ghost
>the cult are just jerking off in the ship
>the atmos tech has to do everything with no book
>in the end, cult get stomped for being idiots
At least I wasn't the most unrobust fucker on there, normally I'm not bad with cult but somethings wrong when I accidentally stun myself.

>ZAS kills entire cult
fucking hilarious

>>184190081
middle mouse button

>>184190226
>control+x
wew

What the fuck was that round
>virus making people shit organs
>engineer tries to space chaplain and spaces himself instead

>>184190092
proof?

>>184190336
>Be cultist miner
>Don't store books
>Don't tell people where to go for spare books if they want to use them
>Survivors shit out of luck
Who's the real idjit?

>>184190525
http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/index.php/Songs
for example

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>Cult on track
>Artificer kills 6 cultists and spaces them
>Proceeds to vent and then space literally everything in the cultist's mobile base
>All weapons, talismans, runes, armor, bombs, corpses and a guy on a rolling desk chair shoot into deep space at mach 4 never to be seen again
>Two half dead retards left without even a scrap of paper

>be a cultist
>do nothing

I had a comfy time as Chaplain Chef cooking brains, you guys didnt even use yours.

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I found out something that round:
If you get too irradiated, there's a small chance of becoming uncloneable. The cloner will say you have no valid genetic data. This has resulted in medbay staff getting stumped a few times and I also didn't know about it until now. I haven't even heard of it except from people complaining that it had happened

>play game for 3 hours
>nothing happens
>don't even see the cult

>>184190630
Did you guys at least ahelp it?

>>184190705
this is why "try a brain transplant" is standard procedure.

>>184190726
They were fucking around on the salvage ship a lot of them.

>>184190790
Only recently relevant, though. It didn't take long to find by just searching for "M_NOCLONE" on GitHub but I don't blame them for getting confused when someone loses all his DNA while still alive

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>>184190336
>be atmos tech
>just want to have a quiet round
>it's actually pretty quiet most of the time, so that's nice
>like an hour or two in get called down to fix a breach on the mining station
>open door, go in, and walk past locker
>arby pops out of it and immediately stunpapers himself
>sigh heavily and tie him up, tell him i feel bad for him so i'll just leave him there
>run off to take the science shuttle back after fixing the breach because fuck that
>scientist cults me anyway
>i'm way too fucking tired for this shit so just tell him to call me when they need me and fuck off to atmos
>pretty surprised that the cult hasn't been caught all this time
>oh, it's because they're all dead
>eventually, after spaghetti-ing harder than arby did, have target cuffed
>the cultist who actually has a book fucks off, eventually PDA him to come back
>we don't have anyone else to help sac him
>sigh, grab the target, and unbuckle them
>oh, wait, i didn't grab them
>why did i do that?
>detective proceeds to notice us, we proceed to fuck up magnificently and both get tasecuffed by him
>just ask the security officer to shoot me and spare me the embarrassment
>they do it
god bless that round

>>184190841
there are TONS of things that make a body unclonable that are fixed by head transplant.

>>184190842
You were just tired. I could feel it.
try again tomorrow.

>>184190945
Checking every file with it here, not seeing TONS of things. Lots of rad_tick has a small chance of it, Create Antagonist button raiders have it, ling succ has it, and of course the darkrevive artifact effect's shadow race has it
Snakeman also has it, but snakeman isn't obtainable

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who here reemember

>>184191610
Give me a quick rundown on this fella that looks hilarious.

>>184191610
he was legitimately a shitter though

>>184190768
It wasn't intentional. He blocked in the nitrogen gas miner on the vox station, to act as defense and alarm if anyone broke through cult walls to investigate. He announced for everyone to keep magboots on if they were around there, but instead they apparently put their tele runes RIGHT by the gas miner, then tore open the walls without magboots and went flying and dying
Just as he fixed it another cultist came in with a handtele opened a portal to the shuttle they were using and slamjammed the living fuck out of everyone with portal ZAS
someone opened shuttle door to try and vent the air and EVERYONE and EVERYTHING went flying out into deep space

>>184191807
ban notes:
>Joined as Asshole Retard-Fuckface the HoP denying the station of one since he got lynched and had his things stolen by cultists. by Konater (Eternal Admin) on Thu, April 17th of 2014

>Blew up captain's quarters trying to put the nuke disk in a backpack bomb, seemingly unintentionally. by BurnZeZ (Ogre) on Thu, May 22nd of 2014

>Warned for making a hull breach in the primary hallway for no reason by Konater (Eternal Admin) on Mon, June 2nd of 2014

>Went too far as security when messing with a "euphoric atheist" guy, and batonned him and tossed him into a wormhole. Ban him hard if he tries something like this again. He seems genuinely repentant, so he was merely warned. by Velard Amakar (Game Admin On Probation) on Sun, June 29th of 2014

>[05:44:55]EMOTE: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep : Maxime Patton begins jacking off. Was warned for this, ban him the next time he does it again. by Fiskap (Trial Admin) on Fri, August 1st of 2014

>Pretends to be retarded. Alot by Dekret (Based Chickenheadmin) on Thu, September 11th of 2014

>Straightjacket + muzzled a guy in medbay instead of using proper jail cells, causing him to go catatonic. by Mustardtiger (Fruity Vegetomato) on Fri, March 6th of 2015


[08:27:17]OOC: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep : help cult killed me
[08:27:24]OOC: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep : oops wrong chat ;)
[08:30:53]OOC: Maxime Patton/SeantheSheep : (ca)n peop(l)e stop this ioc in ooc p(l)ease, (the)re(s) no need for it, s(hut) up. iressponsib(lle)

>>184191610
High Voltage

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Someone take the plaugefag back, he already polluted the paradiscord.

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>>184191807

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>>184193245
I feel lied too.
I joined expecting some supreme autism and he's not even on the active users list.

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>>184190336
>>184192350
>Xenoarch
>Miner actually stops to talk when he sees me working, first sign something is terribly wrong
>Oh no miner-san is standing too close to me, I wonder where this could be heading
>Cult
>Give them a katana, go dig some more
>Find a gun, mask, and communications stones, grab paper from science and bring everything to vox outpost base
>The outpost is busted up for some reason, and all the canisters are in a fucked up conga line of ZAS pressure because the artificer made a trap
>Whatever, go to ship base, start making talismans because still very new to cult, but at least I know one useful thing
>No one wants any of the stuff I found
>Someone opens the airlocks, everything gets spaced, including half the cult
>It keeps happening
>Part of the ship becomes a pressure trap for some reason
>Run out of hyperzine, afraid to turn off magboots in case someone opens the airlocks a fifth time
>Most of the travel runes go back to the outpost pressure trap
>Artificer keeps telling us to do something but I don't know how to even get back safely
>Contemplate suicide
>Artificer gets frustrated and leaves out the airlock
>Finally find the rune back to the roid after the shuttle is called due to completely unrelated issues
>Kill a basilisk with a pickaxe and lots of meds
>Board shuttle like nothing ever happened

What I learned today: Communication and planning are key to successfully ending the universe. At least it was a funny series of failures.

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>>184193637
That's because he was banned by neca the nigger.

yo is no one on vg or something? did the server address secretly change?

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>>184193964
yes, you're not invited to the new server.

>>184194103
yes i am.
i'm VIP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkicwSeXw0

Why are tg healing patches so broken?

>>184193245
Did you know that plaugestalker started his autistic rampage against dizor and yahir because they said no when asked to draw him free fat porn.

The original reason why he came here was because rin the bin came here and he had an autistic obsession with wanting to fuck them. Stupid faggot still thinks dizor is the one that posted his degenerate shit in the thread.

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>>184193506
My fucking sides are gone, When was this and im guessing hes permabanned by now?

>>184194887
>rin the bin
>Plaage has this shit of taste
Wow

Serb?

>>184195119
Too many fucking bees is my guess.

did it just die or is my internet being retarded?

>>184195119
Ded
What a shame, this round was shaping up to be pretty damn good
Bees 3.0 broke it probably

>>184194992
stay tuned.

What we just learned; exactly 2741 (Two thousand seven hundred forty one) bees on one tile getting ZASd at the same time crashes the server.

shoulda put the fuzz on the buzz

>botanists who spam bees
>botanists who don't know that bees make plants grow faster, have longer life span and allow some plants to have bigger yields
>botanists who don't mutant plants
>botanists who don't listen to what the chef needs

If anyone plays botanist like this they need to be job banned for fucking ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>the bees are stinging the bees

>>184195239
BOtany is fuckign autistic
Its more autistic than fucking engineering
you should be ashamed

>>184195239
fuck off avada

Man, and I just infiltrated the place and was going to spam *buzz to be a MoMMI-Bee.

>>184195239
Botany has 1 purpose
spam diona
thats it

>>184195293
>Picked up a bee
>Threw it at a beehive
>Bee loyalty cascade starts
>Server slows to a crawl and stops
I regret everything

wtf is ZAS

>>184195602
>your beehive has crumbled to ruin

>>184195772
Zone Atmospheric System
its what controls "realistic" airflow in the game

>>184195772
Zionists Altering (your) Airsupply

>>184195602
>It was inevitable

>>184193640
Alright, here's how you muhfuggin cult

Is word research done? If N, do it
*Is there a cult base? If no, do it.
**Is there someone to sweatshop talismans and otherwise be base mom? If N, get one
***Are there minerals? If N, get someone on it or do it yourself then subvert and be prepared to have base mom constantly resubverting/blowing or just cut to the chase and suicide law them
****Is there a cultist in science/cargo. If no, cult/dump your gear forever and go kill them
*****Does everyone have stun revolver/eguns, teleport talismans? If no, print/ship and open them
Gather up, call in a drop comms as base mom does a final subvert and just go gank security. Bring rtables and sensor modules with switchtools to remove the implants and cult them. People can usually fight 0-3. Maybe 0-4. But past that it's pretty rough unless you all bunch up and eat it on lube or a banger.

Optional but amazing if you can. Anyone robust should be hunting easy maint grabs. Between that and getting a pAI, you can have 2 people and base mom running shop. Have the squad leader change their headset freq and have an sbr to that on the whole base team. Anyone gets downed/captured call it in and just summon cultist them back and unfuck their shit and send them back in. If you have someone who isn't dead weight, they can box up some botany gear for a nymph farm or setup a slime farm for either slime cultist commandos or cult sentient xenomophs if you already got a head id to recall lock for the long haul.

>>184195956
i love you sarah johnson

>>184195239
>Have to order bee packets
I hate it so much

I want to fuck off kolith!

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Where my ERPboys at?

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>>184198748
Pernabanned, and still waiting for north korea's ICBM to wash over me in a fire ball and san fran.

>>184199206
They'll probably hit Hawaii first.
Ready for Pearl Harbor 2?

>>184198748
Who drew that?

>>184199540
Me.

>>184198748
g-d bless vpn guy

>>184199540
horatio, in loving memory of his explosive ERP buddy

>>184195884
That would be ZAA, genius

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>cargo that round

>""Cult""" round
>spend a lot of it bullshiting with clown
>""""cultists""" beat everyone to death on the shuttle
>can't summon because its shuttle
>too stupid to know that

Fuck that dude.
Ban those people from cultist

>>184201582
In addition to not being able to summon off z1, they didn't even have 9 people

Can someone give piggy some food please? He's very hungry.

Is that validhunting assistant getting banned?

>>184201765
doubtful

>>184201765
did u ahelp it

>>184196068
I actually used to play trader sometimes just to be a comfy beekeeper

I guess now that the outpost bees are useless you can just trade for them

>>184201765
It was Sarah Johnson, so probably not.

>>184201849
Well I was only a little mad because it was my first cult round where I actually understood how to use the tome

I have all antags set to never but every time I get converted to cult I get so excited

>>184201980
slime here, not sure if you were the one who made me
you were based af

>>184202040
Nope I was a miner.

>>184201765
I hope so

>>184201582
It's not too much of their fault. They got blindsided hard and didn't really mobilize so it was pretty much just the golems and xenobio mounting an epic comeback. If they were smart enough to have had a comm circuit it would have been over as they recall spammed then golem tided what was left.

I don't think a single golem died from 3 people and two borgs shooting them.

>>184201973
Is he an admins ERP buddy or something?

>>184202276
I don't think anyone really likes him

>be HoS
>start of the round
>tell sec to not be niggers
>20 minutes into the round and everything is set up
>hear from a random bitch over command that cultists are aboard and sec comms are compromised
>trust her because HoP trusts her
>gather sec
>we get armored and weaponized
>go into code red
>secure janitor and chap
>together me and sec capture cultists and non cultists
>we raid Cargo and Medbay
>go to raid xenobio
>get taken out by a slime and my own flashbang

It was a wild ride. Sorry to everyone who wasn't a cultist who got fucked by us

What happened to delay the round end I only joined after it was over

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>assistant with all access and ablative runs in, stuns, cuffs, and makes me chug holy water
>"RANDOM HOLY WATER TEST"
>ahelp: is this guy for real?
>PM from admins: If only you knew how bad things are.
>end of round
>SarahJohnson
It all makes sense.

>>184202254
>to have had a comm circuit
this game still fucking amazes me with the amount of shit you can do god damn now I need to learn how to do that

Also that comeback would've been the coolest fucking shit if it actually happened

People weren't kidding when they said lowpop rounds are the best

>>184202303
you locked me in solitary with no food.

Dead officers, stick together more so you don't get tsci meme'd.

>>184201980
Sorry dude, it's you guys or us and your entire dept was cult for the most part. Read the wiki

>>184202276
When you take captain and ride shop

>>184202338
>Random
We'd went through like a combined 12 cultists by then possibly more. You print an ai upload without an implant you'll get the succ in the butt I dunno what you expected.

>>184202371
Yeah, since the RD was being retarded on purpose, just printing and boxing a comms earlier was all you needed to golem tide station wide the place and there'd be nothing we could do to stop you since you could just keep throwing golems at the place until it was over.

>>184202303
Yeah I had four golems stunlocked and the flashbang fucked us.

>>184202371
If your a botanist, you can make stinging tomato's and inject the tomatos with 20 cc's of any chemical using a needle, if anyone without gloves touch the tomato they get 5 cc's of that chemical, if they eat it they get the entire chemical

blood requirment for runes removed when?

forced random names fucking when

>convinced security to lock up librarian for no reason

>>184202473
>RD was bad because they didn't have two guns on them

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>>184201980
Read the wiki and if the admins aren't busy they can spawn you in the thunderdome and give you words to research from then paper bins and shit to do it. You can also just compile and do it locally

Why the fuck does cult play so goddamn often?

>>184202338
Why is SaraJohnson still here
I don't understand
He's consistently the worst

>>184202629
>Station's in a civil war
>Not having 2 stun revolvers, 2 ar's and a box of mags
You're gonna get culted or you're gonna get implanted then killed when they don't care to deimplant you. Even from a basic leave me the fuck alone you should be dumpstering people if for no other reason than to protect your head id

>>184202660
>People only remember the bad times
O-Okay...

>>184202660
>>184202338
>Emilia banned for greytiding when all they did was disarm someone
>Sarah does this shit and doesn't even get a note

>>184202742
Everytime is bad with you, powergaming little shit

>>184202803
I-I'm sorry all the times you have medical nanobots, don't have to wait on a busy doctor for basic meds, get brought back into the round, etc. I'm truly the second coming of hitler.

>>184202784
>greytiding
what does this mean

ALSO MY WAIFU WAS BANNED?

>>184202742
>>184202473
>stations in civil war

I honestly thought it was extended until the cult killed us and started summoning in the shuttle

>>184202742
>I have to win the game, I am the protag!

>>184202742
>>184202895
Wow
It's almost like
If the only thing you do is hunt valids
The only thing you see is valids???

haven't played in years, did what i could as cult, was very ramshackle but at least the ball got rolling at least a little.

Emil was a god at the end with the golem army, gg

>>184202851
Just because you're power gaming can be beneficial doesn't change the fact you're a net negative. You're not fun. What is wrong with you


If SaraJohnson is going to be unbannable. Can we at least job ban them from all roles but borg? That we sara can be an autistic piece of shit but loses nearly all agency

>>184202851
Okay dude I'm not somebody that's familiar with the drama around here but to tell you honestly that kind of does suck the fun away.

Part of the fun at least for me is suffering and being able to tell the story of what happened there. Winning isn't the part of the game that's fun, it's the story of how you won or lost.

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When you play this game for as long as I have, you no longer see the little "avatars" people make, all you see, is Valid, or Not Valid.

>>184203108
>not seeing "boring" and "WHATASCOOP"
We've been playing different games.

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>>184203108
maybe if ur a fag LOL
been playing since u were in diapers there kiddo

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>>184202742

Of course we'll remember the bad times. You can't escape it

You should try playing security instead of acting like security

>>184203178
u got me beat by 3 years.

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>>184202742
I think you're okay, Sarah. I'd play a game or something with you

>>184202895
That means we did our job. Cultists kept getting grabbed left and right flatfooted which helped more people get deconverted and not spilling out into an open war everybody has cargo eguns and/or assault rifles turning the place into space detroit

>>184202921
>No captain
>Nobody's secured captain's shit
>HoP bless his heart isn't ready for the jihad
>HoS doesn't look like he's got the wild ride in him but later proves to do an amazing job running sec
Get the chip off your shoulder you sandy vag. Things were fucked, we were understaffed, and they were coming for us too ms. AI upload circuit. You're just as filthy.

>>184203065
If you want to be fun, get all your little nerds together in the library, have cute little pamphlets by the door, advertise little seances for a fee and otherwise stick to not breaking the NAP first. You can have fun all goddamn day. Until then, go after the other cultists doing the same shit as me first if you want to break the cycle or don't cherry pick. I don't know if you were actually there but if you want to know a story, the cult had their cover blown early and were constantly getting blindsided dropping their numbers heavily. Near the end they were mounting an amazing comeback after the adversity they'd faced in the round that only failed cause they weren't used to having to push that hard for it and recall lock. They had made 6 golems and as long as one cultist maintained xenobio or just setup shop in anywhere else with a lathe, tower caps, pumpkins, biogen, they could have just spammed an unceasing wave of golems immediately culted, armed and armored, and pushed out the door with a buckler, cult blade and strong armor. Basically the ghetto version of the old manifest ghost teleport zerg swarms of old.

>Assistant constantly fucks with sec
>nothing done about it
>assistant helps sec
>everyone is pissed off

When are we going to admit the server has an anti sec problem?

>>184203767
Yep, thats sarah. Tone down the powergay and autism a bit man, youd be a great player if you did, you are usefull as a team player but your lack of people skills ingame can sometimes be a bit excessive.

>>184203920
Around the time people start realizing that they, in fact, are the shits, not the people arresting them, or the people telling them no.

>>184203767
>If you want to be fun, get all your little nerds together in the library, have cute little pamphlets by the door, advertise little seances for a fee and otherwise stick to not breaking the NAP first. You can have fun all goddamn day.

?????????????????

what the fuck?
Are you okay man? Look it's fine to have different opinions on what's fun but blowing up on the least aggressive post towards you is some next level autism.

>>184204039
I realize I am the shit, I just like to call sec shit.

>>184204463
no, not the shit. The shits.

What happens when you attempt to cult an implanted player? Assuming they're not a self request ban faggot, does the culting still simply fail or do they get deleted now?

>>184204463
>>184204039
As someone who enjoys playing sec, most players are actually terrible sec.

Theres 2 parts of sec that a good HoS/Warden/Security Officer needs to follow at all times.

1. Listen to people, sit them down, listen to their story, and understand why they were going after the bartender/clown with a butchers knife

2. Understand that Space Law, is the Law. Thats how you determine sentences based on crimes, and if the crime needs perma or execution which 90% of /vg/'s criminals need then just give them perma instead.

Almost all security officers i've encountered when not a sec officer don't do this. They never listen and they sure as don't follow space law. Their entire reason for giving sentences is, "Are you annoying or Are you a namefag?"

That being said, Detective is the best job because you don't have to follow space law, nor do you have to deal with the shittiness that is sec, plus its really amazing to name your gun Semen

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>>184203920
go loose cannon mode
minimal gear, red crimes only
indulge in a little degeneracy yourself for PR

>>184203920
the problem is the admins are mostly greytiders that ended up getting admin. This is why they like to bwoink security for just doing their job.

Saronsen hasn't even read space law in 2 years and he thinks you can't even stack different crimes in space law. That's the quality of /vg/mins

>Sec gets off scot free
>People say admins just let sec do whatever they can
>Sec gets told off
>People say admins fucking hate sec so they always side with the greyshit a la Ghlor
Is there any winning?

serb?

Serb is not dead, but serb is dying.

serb dead as shit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>184205238
The serb is not crashed just frozen, it's still displaying as up on the wiki and I restarted but nothing has changed

>>184205195
Secretly murdering greyshits in ways that make it look like they did it to themselves with their own incompetence.

A popular method I use is leaving valuable greytide loot in a pressure trap, so whoever tries to get at it is murdered by the loot.

>>184204796
I haven't looked in years and I'm not gonna look now

>>184204925
Best meme sec round is no armor, beret, hailer, bolas, taser flash, etc. hail people and shout whatever version

>>184205067
>>184205195
As a long time sec player, you don't have a problem with the admins unless you're generally ignorant of, exceeding, or carrying out space law without evidence. Which to be honest if you are you need a little nudge to knock it the fuck off.

You have to set aside the asspain and understand that every month there's a couple sec players that play it to toe the line, bully, grief, and generally just be a giant cock. The admins aren't either of you. They need to get a clear picture of what actually happened and not the biased version to make sure none of that is happening. Remember the holy prayer of code red, if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear

sneaky /sapporo13/ shill here

>>184205334
>sneaky

>>184204796
Whoops, but uh, it plays a little message saying blah blah resistant or whatever. So you'll know if you need to stox and deimplant them, kill and shard them, or just sacrifice them for a revive charge with your battle buddies

>>184205327
>unless you're generally ignorant of, exceeding, or carrying out space law without evidence.
Thats not true, following space law as it's written will get you banned. if the admins dont like you

Are we still frozen or what?

Server is OFFICIALLY display as down

The dream is dead BUT this means the dream can live again sooner

So what was up with engineering that round?
How do you "accidentally" flood plasma?

>>184205416
>>184205327
Detective is best member of security, doesnt have to follow space law and can go rogue as fuck

I'm still waiting for a light switch in the detectives room that makes the entire map in black and white

What's the most devilish thing you've done recently?

>>184205510

probably antag, considering the HoP got murdered there

>>184204796
The deleting thing is ONLY for cultbanned players. Deleting implanted people would be ridiculous and make other options like sacrificing and soul sharding pretty pointless.

>Go Trader just to fuck around with new bees
>It's a plasmaflood round so nobody's interested in buying shit
>Find unattended smashed up MoMMI nest with enough materials to make everything I desire, start printing stuff to sell like crazy
>Get a bird themed pAI buddy
>Server crashes

Classic

>>184205526
Choose gumshoe as alternative job title, you get the black and white mutation.

Also, detectives using tazer guns or stun batons instead of their trusty revolver should be jobbanned

>>184205416
The solution is to ignore the bulk of it and go after the outlaw murder hobo motherfuckers as opposed to the shithead assistant who didn't get clown that round

>>184205416
Stop memeing. When you toe the line to grief by brigging someone for a really shitty reason it gets them crawling up your asshole. While they fumbled the scientist(chemist) situation all the fighting got everyone running hot and mistakes were made all around

>>184205526
Pick gumshoe as your alt-title. Gives you the noir gene. Which is a fate worse than death

>>184205547
>Go to fill up a chem implant
>Click myself while trying to click the dish
>Thicc hot load right into my veins
>Aww yiss just as planned
>Deathgasp
>Guy runs off with all my stuff

>>184205547
>be Traitor AI
>kill objective
>look around
>see newbie Chemist
>They didn't learn to put the beaker out of chem dispenser if it isn't used
>pacid smoke them when they stand next to the dispenser
>Medbay thinks they killed themselves by incompetence, they get revived
>Complete a couple pacid-clone-pacid-clone-pacid-clone cycles
>Eventually Medbay becomes sick of their "incompetence" and brings them to Robotics for forced borging

nuke is a good guy and a good admin and a good friend
>actually added manslaughter to space law

>>184205741
more like he had no choice because pomf's word is the law

>>184205734
Wow, now that is just cruel.

>>184205741
Don't worry, if they use an illegal weapon or commit other crimes like Sparking a Manhunt or Trespass, you can easily get to 15 minutes for that permavalid

>>184205510
Pretty sure it was vampires.

>>184205942
if they use a weapon at all it's not going to be manslaughter

>>184205942
Reminder: If the crime total goes above 10 minutes, you have the choice to perma them.

If the sentence is 15 minutes or above, then you can Force Borg, Execute, Solitary, or Perma them.

>>184205942
Reminder you are the law. A criminal cannot break further laws if he has no limbs. Stox and nugget him today

>>184206382
>perma someone for stealing a flash
Gulagstation 13

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Could we make it so if you click on the lazarus capsule in your hand it'll release the mob on the spot?

Make it right click to change color, or MMB

>>184206760
Theft and possession of a weapon. 14 minutes. Possible B&E or trespassing charge as well

>>184206760
Having a flash is a 7 minute sentence.

Don't fucking steal a flash and leave the security of the station up to security if it's a problem.

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>>184179650
>he spends hours at a time roleplaying a spaceman in a game with 1990s graphics

NEEEEEEEEEEERDSSSSS

>>184206851
>>184206891
flash is a tool, not a weapon

>>184206921
Your loss

>>184206382
>drag a bleeding crit guy to medbay
>manslaughter is 10 minutes so he gets perma

>>184206891
Reminder to steal a flash. your butthole will thank you later when beep boop autoborgbot comes for you. Make spears and decorate the area with the roboheads of the fallen until they steer clear of your gay baby jail zone and eventually take the AI and leave to escape from the unstoppable monster holding the station hall

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>>184206970
Never read space law, huh? You should be an admin

>>184207035
>a robotics tool is considered weapon

no wonder your server's culture is TTT lmao

>>184207035
>Never read space law, huh? You should be an admin
Saronsen is an exception made by nuke

>>184207101
TTT would let you run around with weapons, if anything considering a flash a weapon is more like Baystation than TTT.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>184207101
anon, you're getting your shitposting all mixed up

>>184207035
It's technically a weapon in the same sense that crowbars send entire departments fleeing in incoherent terror. Anyone with a brain is immune to a flash which is the only commonly available response to a rogue borg. Even if you did get flashed you'll scream out who, where and they'll go down cause nobody disguises

>>184190230
no one?

>>184207709
install linux and run BYOND through WINE

Do you think there's copyright on Goon's sprites?

>>184207915
There's some license thing going on. I think just getting permission from who made them is enough without license fuckery being included

>>184208124
What if I wanted to use some goon sprites from the public releases?
Would that be allowed since it's open-source?

>>184208619
Uh? No idea. I missed the whole thing when it blew over but it if the public release stuff says it's kosher I guess it's okay? Find whatever license it's released under and read up on that

If I change Ada's medical records to say she was 80 would she be called Ada Old?

>>184208724
No you have to use the crew manifest to change names

>>184207841
maaaan, no man no.

>>184190230
>kb adobe flash shit
>>ain't workin'
>activex retarded shit
>>ain't workin'
>firewall/whatever permissions
>>ain't workin'

man if I actually have to restart my PC I'm going to be upset.
I just want to comf in murderhobo space.

>>184208724
If I nullspaced Ada would she be called Nada Young?

Does CM have the perfect movement speed for a mic between RP and Robustness? You can still yakkity sax, but no so fast that it discourages RP.

>>184210963
maybe, but the admins are even worse and the shooting mechanics are retarded

>>184210963
The speed is fine. If only there wasn't that unevenness that plagues most servers that aren't /vg/.

>>184210963
Still a little too slow to have good yakkety. Even then holy shit fuck other people. It gets so old getting FF'd

>>184211372
That's tickrate I think

>almost 3 hours in
>mustard still didn't spawn 50 wizards

I thought the spaceman jean was a guy all this time

So, what is the best way to antag with the shard? Bring it into a tunnel, activate it and wait for it to delaminate?

>>184213962
Place it in medbay/sec and blow the borgs.

>>184213008
Thanks, now I know my victim is bored

>>184213962
Put a welderbomb next to it if you want to delaminate fast.

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>>184213962
I've wanted to do this for quite a while but antag shakes/never get antag.

1. Acquire the following: 2 shards, 2 bags of holding, a PACMAN generator, 50 solid plasma, wire/tools, jetpack, hand teleporter and a singularity beacon.
2. Set up a space platform southwest of engineering. Place a shard on it, and another a screen northeast
3. Set up another small space platform northeast of escape. Set up the Singularity Beacon and PACMAN Generator there.
4. Make sure the singulo beacon is active, then teleport back to the southwest platform
5. Baguloth next to the bottomleftmost shard
6. Watch as a super singularity sections the station in half

I'm not sure if it's possible to survive doing a baguloth, but assume it'll kill you.

>>184214534
It will kill you. And I thought the shard doesnt effect the Singulairty unless its the full one?

>>184214740
I've tried it on test server. A stage 1 singulo eating a shard grows to a big size, probably 3 or 4? I saw it eat a second one after, and became a big golden one

>>184214740
the first shard will make the singulo level 1 a singulo level 5, the second one a super singulo

>>184214740
that's probably why he needs 2 shards
the first will make it grow to maximum

>>184214534
Bags got nerfed at some point. Just baka explosion desu now. Probably sick of all the whoops honey I loosed in rnd like we said the first time it came back

>>184214534
You'd have to look but I'm pretty sure now it just looks for and gibs you specifically instead of being able to cheese away from it anymore

>>184215068
That's only if it's done on the centcomm z level (So, shuttle transits, vault dungeons, etc.)

>>184211119
>>184211615
>>184211372

Don't you miss the RP though? I found /VG/ a year ago after playing on TG. The RP on CG is what kept me here. Not the cringey full backstory shit but the stuff that made it feel kinda like real people reacting to real situations. Now people seem less likely to comment on world ending events and more likely to run off and metagame them and shove you down if you're in their way. CM still has that thin layer of RP that I crave. Just enough interaction where You still feel like a person I. A setting rather than a player in a game.

>>184215734
/VG/, not CG, and in a not I. A

Serb???

serbians?

>>184215734
Not really. As much as I like the occasional RP on CM, it's just too frustrating how bad people are. Oddly enough, that takes me out of the immersion more than stupid shit on vg like [x] is [antag] in [location], [x] is [antag] in [location], [x] is [antag] in [location], [x] is [antag] in [location], [x] is [antag] in [location], and just all the other stupid shit people do.

>>184201697
How'd you guess?
t. Shiggypiggy

>>184216951
unfiltered real human retarded behaviour, unchecked and unadulterated - the wild ride - is immersive in its own way

RIP just before the docking

Serb?

Does anyone have any idea why I can't hear anything from jukeboxes?

>>184220571
u dun it nao IC OOC potter. My MSay strike team is moving in on your IP as I type

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>when you space 'tism so hard time starts going backwards

Server is dead

>>184220632
install vlc lower ie security settings etc.

>>184220632
It's because byond is shit and uses an internet explorer addon to play jukebox sounds
There's gotta be a guide somewhere how you presumably fix it but I don't remember

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NOOO I WANTED TO SEE THE END

why is serb kill
THE AI SHOULD ONLY ABIDE BY CATS

>>184220771
I have VLC but I don't think it installed the IE plugin

What kind of shitter makes a script that does nothing but uncapitalize the first word on common channel

Cats are tasty and should be eaten

unid Announces:
test

>>184220930
ALFs that break space law are causing human harm

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>>184220930
WHY DID YOU DO THIS

>>184220832
Want me to spoil it for you?

I can still spook lights and the borg still moves

>>184220832
The wish granter just gives you autotator or gibs you.

>>184221035
There's probably a bunch of away missions and they only happen once an eclipse so yes

>>184215734

I feel like CM RP gets really stale since it's pretty much variations on the same script (and that's before we start thinking about how hard they try to enforce their meta)

doesn't help that a lot of the players are just kids who silently shoot in the general direction of the xenos before screaming out the hive's location as they're dragged there

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>>184220832
You sure?

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>mine and smelt for 5 hours straight with d-drill
>don't even get to see end results

FIX SERVER

>>184221075
It's the meatgrinder faithless maze away mission. I forget its actual name but you were about to go into a fuckhuge room of faithless with a wishgranter at the end

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>>184221175
oh my fuck

I would have got raped in there, yet i was so close
also ye

>>184221175
What's this, an away mission?

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heh..

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Whoever the borg was who convinced me to do this, I did not make it back

>Babysat the crew for five hours and all I got out of it was the knowledge my favorite borg died cold and alone
Feels bad man

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>Birds steal armory worth of stuff
>Try to sell it back
>I teleport in thanks to a telescientist and threaten with a fakebomb
>they aren't buying it
>get filled up with bullets and welded into a locker and left for dead
>telescience teleports me 5s later
>get revived
>try again
>they hit the gas and reach outpost and break their way out and get into outpost
>clown gets spaced in the process
>get teleported out and back in with a borg who nabs both
>we bring both in and I ask for the clown in trade for their freedom
>one kills itself
>the other is eventually pardoned when we find the clown and can't clone him
>gateway thing opens
>go in with CE
>he's a total bro and patches up all my wounds
>eventually reach a point where we get overrun
>he dies
>I can't revive him
>lose my sanity most of my friends are dead
>I take the guy who is mega crippled somehow and we gravity gun ourselves dead
>borg gundam is left there alone

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>be hop
>bored out of mind
>pray to god to become a cat
>makes me tajaran instead
>hide on the outpost, find a space blanket to hide my tail in
>tell god i am not amused
>god tells me to turn myself into a monkey to become a cat
>do it and turn into a farwa instead
>you must kill the mouse to complete the trial
>cant kill things, eat it with mutant powers instead
>get turned into a cat
>find a bird that does my bidding
>revives me when i kill myself
>puts in a new AI law that forces it to abide by cats.
>get eaten by the bartender disguised as the captain

cruel, cruel death.

>>184221404
Always send your favorite chickenshit carbon with your favorite borg. He'll get em home

Bees crash the server don't make bees.

Last survivor here, sorry for bailing, fat golem. You were fucked anyways, so I went back to try and fix myself up.

>>184221447
Next time, take a flatpack of medshit, comms relay, power shit, etc. Set up, back people up, do your thang.

>>184221661
thats alright, i was a useless cunt anyway.

>>184221352
>Gross abuse of power
>A real security team would never assault an innocent!
>Security is supposed to protect!
>by eloise chapelle
If only that insight came sooner

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>>184221707
I just went in like an idiot and didn't take anything and got stuck for a while.
I guess the worst part about going in there is watching a majority of people die slowly and eventually all of them were dead but me and two guys.

Me and the cripple offed ourselves.

>>184221795
it was a joke kiddo

>>184221661
>>184221869
forgot to say but if you took a surgeons switchtool in a box, you could have salvaged some of that wood to give him peg hands. You'd have to replace them all the goddamn time but it's a stopgap if you're golem swarming

>>184221795
It's ironic shitposting. Like P J B the clown

>>184221447
these birds are fucking retards that keep raiding armoury, yesterday they failed and tried to steal shard and then got rekt
they are probably metcomunicating, both have jewish meme names and are always together

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>>184221974
I was building a space pod with the intent to explore space, and I decided to step in the gateway for a moment out of curiosity. There was no way back.

>>184222096
I thought that kind of birdtide would net a jobban at least?

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>hanging out with the cat HoP
>some guy fucking eats him
>chloral, straightjacket, and kidnap the guy and bring him to the ghetto morgue
>break both of his hands
>cut off his arm and kill his borer
>throw him into the chapel in paincrit and put his headset on so he can call for help
>go back and butcher his borer
>eat the borer's meat in front of him as lies on the ground unable to do anything
>leave as his help finally arrives
Revenge couldn't bring the cat back, but I hope he felt some sort of satisfaction in the afterlife

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>Where are you from skipper?
..Little planet called Madrigal in the outer borders, population never was more than a million. Most of us lived in the capital. Few years before I left and joined up here our government tried to declare independence, we had the food supplies and enough mineral wealth to handle ourselves pretty well alone. Union wasn't happy with that, brought their fleet over and laid siege to the planet. Never heard of orbital bombardment being called a siege, thats what the union papers said though. Barely a hundred thousand people when I left last year and joined up with nanotrasen.

Rather get shafted by the corporate dick than by the union dick, less bombings.

You?

>>184221561
You can't stop me
I'm just gonna spam a trillion bees every round from now on

>>184222838
Kys

>>184222838
I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Words can kill.

me about your waifu: that pussy tight like a hairtie

>>184223064
Bees 3 was already reverted, so make bees to your heart's content

alright, longshot. What BYOND version is 'stable' for players?

>>184224994
the latest 510 version
511 is shit dont download, I don't know why pomf even put out 511 it's just broke every game

>>184224994
>>184225808
well, that didn't help either. I'm out of ideas.

Was unbanning solarius a mistake as they've gone back to their old tricks or was their recent security ban overblown in proportions by shitposters wanting then banned again but them not really deserving it?

>>184226556
The sentence they gave was wrong, but everything else they did was fine by security procedure. Perma secban was far too heavy a sentence.

>>184226664
>ignoring the commands of admins and very clearly letting them know you're not going to listen to them
>too heavy

lmao

>>184205734
Wish to know what this chemist was thinking about all this

>>184226757
>listening to mustard the validsnigger

i was a fucking skelzor until the very end, lmao i didn't even know what was happenning

>>184227342
ROUND ISN'T OVER UNTIL THE SMELELELE

>>184226886
>not listening to four different admins all telling you to do one thing
autism

>>184227342
you gotta wait until the shuttle arrives at centcomm to post here homie

>>184222691
it was amazing birdo, thank you.

>>184227438
>>184227408
we are all dead though

sapporo

>>184227483
doesnt matter

i took a ban for gold slime coring the shuttle with 3 seconds to dock

>>184227483
you still dont post until the round is over

>>184227483
People get incredibly triggered if you don't wait till the very end before posting about the round.

If you post anything about who you were, you will get warned/banned

Slippery slope and all that

>>184227537
>>184227557
well shit

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>successfully summoned Bar bar with Ian
Eat shit Jeff.

>>184226556
He intentionally toes the line to grief people by every minute he can rules lawyer out of space law, not keep your station of retards from killing each other and let the rest come out in the wash

>Fuckers that keep moving during Nar-sie summon
>THAT FUCKER THAT RUNS OFF DURING NAR-SIE SUMMON WHILE THE 9TH CULTIST IS DYING.

>leonid comes back as diona, ock icks that the clown spaced him and is a cultist
>no one cares

Does he play clown in a metaphysical level?

>>184227954
>>184226664
>>184226556
who was in the right here?

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>>184227968
>Bartender straight up said "fuck you I'm going to go play with my engine" and had to be chased down and put in his place.
>clown I was putting on a life line with constant CPR dies when I go to pull him back.

cool.

At this point the HoS or whoever should just order three loyalty implant crates and force the chaplain to bless three tanks of holy water at roundstart.

What are you supposed to do against that kind of stealth cult? Wasn't even confirmed since we didn't find runes. If you just randomly start arresting people and searching them and its not cult you'll get bwoinked and metagrudged.

>>184228105
>At this point the HoS or whoever should just order three loyalty implant crates and force the chaplain to bless three tanks of holy water at roundstart.
Please do and tell me, what is your ckey?

>>184228180
RFultra

>>184228092
>reeee please start liking my shit gamemode reeee

>>184228049
diona captain here, i picked up a borer that was horrible at english and kept saying he "smeled" blood in the chapel, dorms, theatre and science. literally told me that the clown spaced the chaplain. there was a lot of metagaming that round.

>>184228321
that borer was leonid

>>184228317
request a cult ban if you don't want to play the game baby.

>>184228321
Oh yeah it was a borer, Secondary Voluta, my bad

>>184228317
Cult is great, you only had one job. Sit in one spot.

>>184228317
get yourself a cult ban, kid

>>184228085
Solarious. You don't perma a guy for killing the clown that just broke in to kill you with a banana esword. The clown was already crit and well on his way to death before the stun hit and you don't stand by and let the chaplain keep beating on the clown while you fuck around then whoah buddy you done kept beating him dats moidah ahm gunna perma you! X^DDD You don't put the treated clown in the same permabrig with the guy who killed the clown for trying to kill him then go oh wow the chaplain killed the clown again truly this chaplain is an absolute monster!

Security for the most part is just being a lightning rod for murder attempts and keeping people from killing each other the best they can. Not a frantic race for brig timer valids. Play something else if your goal is keeping people out of the round as much as possible over harmless shit or actively instigating and escalating shit to get longer brig timer valids

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>>184228523
>>184228579
reeeeee

>As a chemist responded to a PDA message saying "I am mute" with forcefeeding the guy lipozine. When the guy broke in and try to get ryetalyn himself poly acided the guy. Stop being shit.
>Banned from CMO but not from Chemist

>>184228693
People keep saying that didn't stun the chaplain so they could get their brig valids for murder on them but I don't think theres another brain cells there to figure that out. Like a deer in the headlights just froze up and didnt know what to do just like when a deer is on the road at night and they see a car's headlights and they are confused and they dont run as fast as they should because they're a deer in the headlights.