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> News
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayo vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August.
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) - The Inkbrush is out now!
- New update patching exploit and tweaking special costs: http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/p/897
> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
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> FAQ
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> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
>S2 New weapon stats
-https://imgur.com/a/NFzgv
>S2 Headgear
-http://imgur.com/a/9w8lx
>S2 Shirts
-http://imgur.com/a/gUexS
>S2 Shoes
-http://imgur.com/a/Cq7La
> Resources
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> Discord
- Nope.
> Wiki
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> User Stats
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> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
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> list of FC:
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13560042
As determined by previous polls, out of the remaining two voted weapons, which weapon do you consider to be the biggest crutch in Splatoon 2, /ink/?
Previous results:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13552055/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13546026/r
GIVE ME THE FUCKING BRUSH
What do the salmon run shirts do
is the salmon run rotation good?
Drawanon here
Post woomys and I'll draw them
W H Y
>new dualies in one hour
>be the one with the splatling
>Steelheads show up
>can't get to them
>wiped
>>184167118
>people are actually voting for the aeromeme
you guys need to play literally any mode that isnt turf wars
aerosprays are completely worthless there
why can't i give my inkling titties
>>184167356
>willingly wanting to be useless to the team
Why?
>moray towers
time to jack off until the update hits
How do I Inkbrush?
>Keep getting stuck with idiots that go to the ends of the lanes during low tide
>>184167369
Posted last thread but I'm posting it again
Replaced the shoes with punk boots but they haven't arrived yet, Murch is a slow bastard
>>184167369
What is the strat for the mothership round?
I've only seen it once and wasn't exactly sure what to do.
>>184167392
blaster can deal with steelheads pretty well if they can reach them
the inkbrush has literally nothing going for it
literally nothing
>>184167369
>>184167671
Those eyelashes look awful on Pearl.
>tfw get to overachiever and fail to win once
Some overachiever I am
>>184167506
Because nintendo are enforcing patrician taste
DFC>Cowtits
I got the first bonus
16k gold
That was nice
But fuck this stopping here
Imagine being Marina in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Pearl, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tiny body and horrific gremlin monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my idol character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old fan in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Marina and not only sit in that chair while Pearl flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her fivehead and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PEARL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking troll face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of woomies and octolings and later alleged inkling rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Octarian HQ. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then Judd calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single inkling in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Marina. You're not going to lose your future singing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>184167369
please
>>184167369
Any over achievers wanna team up?
SW-1336 6766 3112
I need Profreshionals
1418-5835-8201
>>184167369
Having no amiibo to do cute poses is suffering. I really gotta find one somewhere that isn't online.
>>184167369
Intentionally made schoolgirl woomy because I want to see a 2D schoolgirl woomy
SHALL
>>184167087
>Not updating news with new weapon
nice one
>>184167516
>Won the game due to superior brush ability
Is the rope store open in your area
>>184167885
>>184167359
It's just a 3-star shirt. The main ability is randomly decided when you pick it up.
They also have a chance to have one to three sub-abilities already on them, which you can just swap for ability chunks if you don't want it.
>>184167369
Pls make her smoke a cigarette backwards and try to be cool. Like a wannabe parisian
>started off just awful and one lose away from demoting
>Win enough to get back to the starting point
I want to count my blessings and get out of dodge but that siren song of the super bonus...
>>184167369
please
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THE BLASTER IN SR?
>>184167516
I'd rather the cancer that doesn't know how to use the other weapons get it than someone who could actually be filling a more important role better.
Can someone who speaks moonrunes tell me why the Dual Squelcher is picture here as well as the dualies?
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/890861058230853637?s=09
>>184167369
Hope I'm not too lateor too ugly ;-;
>>184168498
When you dodge-roll, the two halves become one again for a second while you shoot
>>184168421
Use airburst dummy
the inkbrush is so fucking useless it's slow at even getting the elevators up
>>184167369
>>184168421
You shoot the bosses. Direct hits from it fuckin murder everything, so dishing out sustained damage is paramount.
>>184168498
Seriously anon? It's the same gun. They split apart.
>>184168568
Hahahahah ya garbage
>>184168498
The Dual Squelchers was split in half and became the new Dualie Squelchers.
The gif you are seeing is when you do a roll and shoot afterward - it combines and becomes the dual squelcher for that animation.
>>184168032
Your fault for not making the thread before OP when the last thread was 50 posts past bump limit.
>>184167087
POST REWARDS /INK/
PART 1/2
>>184167087
post squidbagging
Purchased a Switch with Splatoon, will I regret it?
>>184168670
PART 2/2
>>184168546
>>184168637
Oh, I see
Thanks anons!
>>184168005
added
>>184168649
Maybe because I wasn't here when the new thread was being made.
>>184168007
Just make your own
how do glowflies work? does them being attracted to you do anything or is it just pretty lights?
>will have to play Splatoon 1 until this Sunday
Fuck, tomorrow is gonna be a long day
>>184168741
Fuck no you won't
>>184168861
Enemies only swarm you.
>>184168861
it makes the salmons attracted to you read the manual just stay back
>Rank down
>Go all the way down to 40/99 points
No fuck this. Fuck this I am so done.
>>184168861
all salmonids change target to you
>>184168861
the one with the flies is the one that gets rushed by salmonid
>>184168774
Opened a room
Where is everyone? Circle jerking in Discord?
what is the best ability for the grizzco shirt?
>>184145773
>>184145773
>people shitting on 4
B-but I picked that one because it's the only one that has a tailand because it's cute;_;If they had a ponytail option, I would have picked that one instead.
>>184167476
>>184168865
I've been tempted to boot up the old Wii U to read all the sad Miiverse posts. I saw a few before 2 came out. My favorite was a dude assblasted because 2 wasn't on the Wii U. All I specifically remember was his post said "Seriously Nintendo?"
>>184168670
What do the X's on the Spec Up and Respawn Up mean?
>wiping on go-getter
I SWEAR TO SHIT ITS MY TEAM
>>184168865
Am I missing something? What's happening tomorrow
>>184168670
Out of curiosity, what do those colored balls in the top right corner represent?
>>184169274
my other extra rewards see
>>184168761
>>184168714
Ok
>>184169258
its the last day anon won't have splatoon 2.
>>184169258
Nothing, really. I'm saying that I won't have Splatoon 2 and my Switch until Sunday.
>>184169020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbI0cMyyw_M
>>184167874
Its really funny you stole a /tv/ meme. It's great. Please spam it in more threads.
>>184167369
Pls anon
How much better is the superbonus compared to regular bonuses? I mean, I got a double coin ticket, which is nice and all, but I'd really rather a shit ton of ability tickets or coins.
>>184168714
There's this posted by a previous OP also
>get deranked to overachiever
>first game is a mothership round 1
>splatling and blaster fuck around doing nothing at the egg basket while me and the roller try desperately to swat crates out the sky
>only needed 8 eggs and got 3
>>184169453
It's random.
Fuck!
Inkbrush is the SR surprise MVP
>>184168670
>>184168761
Don't have two. What do those ability tickets do?
Shawn made a new room.
Also looking for one more person.
1418-5835-8201
>>184169660
Who's surprised? CALL THE MEDIC I NEED TO REVIVE
Ranked been pretty sweaty today on my end.
>>184167739
If you can get some height, the brush can take down Steelheads with the right mashing. It can take down anything actually, as long as you get in range.
>finally get to sit down for a little bit of semen run
>get a phone call and have to leave the house
PLEASE IM OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND JUST LET ME HAVE THIS
>>184169898
Salmon Run is literally garbage this time around anon
>get a shoreline invasion on wave 3
>Easy game, I think.
>get the brush
>total of four Steelheads spawn
>blaster and splatling guy dead on the other side of a map
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>184169979
I haven't been able to Run since last weekend, I have zero moneys to buy fresh gear
>>184159502
The drawanon who drew this please draw my squid. Your art is adorable
>>184169660
Splatling should be if anyone knew how to use the damn thing.
No one, randoms, fucking gets that it has such long range.
>>184170012
run and save them it's your only job
Damn the inkbrush runs out of ink so so fast
I miss Spawning Grounds.
>>184170035
Same here. Fucking west coast.
>>184167671
>hair/tentacles colour-coordinated with the outfits
>yeah let's only swap the hair style/colour
why
>win first round of salmon run with current set at profreshional
>>184170210
A degree in tumblr art only gets you so far. Most are calarts washouts and only made it to basic background coloring which is why everything always looks like shit
did they buff the maw's radius or something? fucker's fucking impossible to get out of now
Can soneone give me SR tips?
Like roles you have with what weapon
Or which bosses to focus first and just general tips
man the resolution goes to SHIT in the story mode hud. I want good shots of Marie damn it
>team leaves me to defend the egg basket from the mothership with a fucking roller
>spam "this way" but they still don't come
>barely make the quota because of egg theft
please
>It's another aerospray doing nothing in ranked
You're fucking A rank how are you so useless
So have all the S-rank players moved on from the C and B ranks yet, or are those ranks still littered with tryhards at the moment?
>>184170596
Get good you worthless sack of shit.
What am I supposed to do at the mothership bit? I only saw it approach at the very end and we couldn't kill it in time.
>Time up on the first round
The fuck were you guys? Did you all ignore the stingers on the beach for shits and giggles?
Good job lads. We did it.
>literally cannot get past halfway into go getter
what the fucking cunt do
90% of the people in profresional at this point only got there because quad shooters carried them. Give it a few hours and they will be dragged down to their real rank
>>184170836
shoot the little flying guys before they drop their cargo
keep an eye on the mothership and POUND IT if it gets close
>>184170553
>poeacher calling egg theft
What nerve
>closest I've come to victory in SR has been with a team of only three
Jora, MooBear... You guys are legends.
>>184170836
When Grizz says "Don't let those slimy Salmonids near my eggs!" you need to get to the basket as soon as possible
Literally drop everything to get there, and hold out at the basket until the mothership arrives, and then focus fire on that
>really rough start and debated quitting
>kept going anyways
>starting to get a steady stream of wins
>close to maxing out Profreshional now
>>184170809
Rude
>>184167369
Hope you can get to mine as well.
>>184170836
Read the manual nigger
>griller wave
>with these weapons
>>184171005
I just ranked up into profreshional. I kinda want to rank back down.
>>184171330
Lol no you aren't max is over 400%
>high tide
>glowflies
>issued splatling
>feel like a god damn mother fucking god
>>184171450
>game forces you to go through tutorials for the bosses
>doesn't bother to cover gushers and motherships so everyone is asking about them
they need a part 3 of the tutorial
I'm sorry we lost the first round, please let me play again and prove I'm not shit....
>Make twitter account just so I can post pictures from my switch
>"We noticed automated behavior from your twitter account. Give us your phone number! :)
FUCK. OFF.
I think I'll just start throwing my ranked matches to get back down to see. B rank is not fun at all.
>>184171745
Grizz tells you there's more shit you dont know about
The manual goes over all the different events
I did it
FUCK THE BLASTER
Can't fight bosses with it
It slows you down
Takes two shot just for one fucking chum it's so fucking bad in this mode.
>here everyone demoting in this and last general
>profreshional
do I just find an /ink/ party or risk demoting with randoms?
>>184172060
Congrats, it scales up to 300%, you're 1/3 there
>>184172060
welcome to hell
like
>>184172060
That's not max.
>>184168865
Almost the same bro, my Switch will take another 5 days until it finally comes to me with Zelda, Splat2 and my dear yellow joy cons.
Can't fucking wait for Mayo vs Ketchup
>Goldie hunt wave 1
>Wave 3 11/11 high tide double Maws
I'M ONLY AN OVERACHIEVER GIVE ME A BREAK
>>184172148
You're doing it wrong shitter.
>>184172259
Maws are easy to deal with tho
>>184172259
At least maws dont even put out any ink. Or if they do, its a tiny amount. Literally the easiest boss.
>>184167369
Hope I'm not too late.
>>184172060
impressive, people actually scoring up despite this wepn selection
>>184172259
>Goldie wave
>Drops tons of eggs, probably enough to meet the quota
>Teammate REACTIVATES ALL THE FUCKING GUSHERS IMMEDIATELY
COLLECT THE FUCKING EGGS FIRST YOU FUCK NUGGETS YOU'RE JUST ENSURING WE GET FUCKING OVERRUN AND LOSE THEM
>>184169335
You motherfuckerI love you
Of course the time I finally decide to get into Salmon Run the weapon selection is awful
>no way to skip off the hook
>there's only like 5 unique conversations before they start rotating
>high tide steel eels
>high tide goldie hunt
>grillers
>>>>>>>>>>with this fucking weapon selection
This game is gonna give me a fucking aneurysm
can people please spam help when you're dead so i can tell when somebody has died
there is basically no indicator except the thing at the top and that doesn't say much
>Maws plus Steelhead
>you're the Splatling and your teammates are on the other end of the shore
>>184171509
Look on the bright side anon, it's impossible to rank down now
>this Salmon Run loadout
Ah... so this is what Salmon Run hard mode is like...
The pro controller feels so much better for this game than the joycon controller. Wish it had the clicky ABXY buttons though.
>>184171108
those eggs belong to grizzco!!!
>not good enough to carry myself out of C-
>stuck getting shit for partners who don't get any fucking kills at all
Man fuck this game.
>hightide
>glowflies
>inkbrush
send help
>>184172318
Okay, how do I do it right then fucker?
>wave 1 is a glowfly wave
>you have the heavy splatling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z43-yYGQwSo
>>184172759
maws is one bomb and steelheads ARE your splatling targets this round
TWIN DRILLDO TIME
DUALIES ARE LIVE, BOYOS
SPLATFEST HERE
>>184172148
>Can't fight bosses with it
what the hell are you doing? it can even deal with steelheads if you're close enough, and it three shots stingers
>The Sheldon of condiments
holy kek
>>184172939
Not that guy, but have you tried aiming?
DUALIES ARE HERE
>ketchup runs through marinas veins
Gross.
SPLATFEST NUMBER 1
>the Sheldon of condiments
I dislike Marina but she is spot fucking on with how awful Mayo is
alright anons who /teamketchup/ here
It's mayo time
who team cumming inside pearl?
>I'd rather lick Crusty Sean's grease trap!
You know what to do, drawfags.
>>184172359
>>184172428
Maws is like the one in the car, they're more support for the horde than an actual boss. If you're getting overrun or don't have mobility she can definitely fuck you up.
>>184167087
Just played my first octobrush match, holy shit this thing is as absolutely brainless as everybody here says, I love it.
Only team ketchup can (You) this post
>>184173157
Eat your tomato jam with your nuggies faggot.
>I mean, I like him and all, but slow down, crabman!
MARINA IS A THOT
>>184173196
Me!
But I have to side with Ketchup this time, sorry Pearl
>>184173265
RED REPORTING
Now off the hook comes on when the maps change
I just came to show off my image and leave.
Post yfw you're not a a filthy mayofag.
>mfw I just want to vote for whatever team will win for sure so I can get more snails
Fuck this, what is most likely to win? mayo and ketchup are too common to know what the moronic masses prefer
>>184151461
>>184159963
>>184152315
2nd request from the lewd thread
warning: i can't draw perspective or shoeshttp://imgur.com/KWQczuI
>>184173265
Red Squid reporting in
>keep losing within a few eggs of round 3
>retain Profreshional rank every time
>start losing at round 2
>lose 70 percent of the bar and go back to Overachiever
Welp, I'm done with this till Sunday.
>>184173383
>Tell them the good news!
Marina is pregnant?!
>>184173324
>best feelz
We Eurobros gotta stick with mayo, the ONLY right choice, right?
Leave the ketchup do US faggots who put that even on their fucking steaks
>Using inkbrush
>Teammate needs help
>Roll over a group of chum with breaking a sweet
So this is the power of the inkbrush.
>>184173481 I still can't tell if Calamity Ganon or Dj Octavio was more epic.
>>184172572
Where are they broadcasting to? I don't see a huge screen on the lobby tower.
Alright let's draw some kids.
You guys can watch if ya want.
Bring your own music.
/mtbin
on picarto
Oh boy time for every match to be nothing but the new weapon
I still can't believe we're getting a cum vs blood splatfest
>team can't mash through this fast enough
Get the fuck off the screen shit npc
>>184173530
Eww, no. This is Splatfest, not Frenchfest
>>184173530
Ketchup on steaks is a meme. We just say people do that to freak out foreigners.
>>184172939
Don't aim directly at them. Aim so it explodes next to them.
>>184173530
Only bitches and faggots like swallowing sticky white shit.
>>184173546
Inkbrush can't one shot chum while rolling
>>184173619
>Cum
>Yellow
I think you better get that checked
>>184173706
Small fry it can though
>>184173383
Fantastic work anon
Now draw a woomy getting a bonus from Papa Grizzthe bonus is cum
>>184173619Bukkake VS Guro
>>184173265
Red Leader standing by
>>184173530
Philadelphia puts ketchup on mashed potatoes, when cream and brown gravy go so much better. Fucking degenerates
t. Texas
>>184173781
>Mayo
>Yellow
>Not White
What's Pakistan like?
Wait.
They announced the splatfest but it's not til next week?
>>184173265 (you)
https://youtu.be/wAM6kq36z6U
Goo tubers BTFO!
>tfw i actually like mayo more than ketchup in most cases
>tfw i am all about marine and pearl is mediocre
torn
>>184173383
Not bad, i can see what you were going for here, but heres some tips. Its fine if your cant draw hands and feet very well, since for sketches , a general blob in the shape of a hand with some lines indicating fingers will do in a pinch, but i cant excuse the lack of detail in the face. The face, for something like this, is the money maker. Generally you're head is too blobby, the lack of inkling eyes, and more defined hair makes it seem like this is just some random kid marie decided to molest, and not the inkling it was based on. 6/10 anon i KNOW you can do better
>>184173781
WHAT THE FUCK
why is mayo yellow
fuck off nintendo
Woomy!
>>184173941
Check the slatfest colors nigger. Unless you're colorblind.
>>184173951
is this your first time playing
>>184173383
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/891117529707405312
Japan got the same theme too.
Each region will have separate results.
we cumfest now
>>184173976
I've seen that gif before, what is it from
>>184173265
Marie/Marinafag reporting in
that's not very E10+ of you, marina
Murch says he'll scrub your splatfee tee for only 2000 g
>>184172559
>You motherfucker I love you
What? All I did was post a webm of somebody squidbagging, I didn't do anything.
Here's another.
>NA still doesn't get white ink
Why do we keep letting them get away with this?
How do the new dualies feel Woomyfags?
>>184174030
Yes.
I, like a lot of people, never bought a shitty PiiU
>>184173265
On the destined night, we all take the weapon of destruction and paint the town RED.
>>184173976
https://youtu.be/cjp-Gyo5tNM
Ketchup tastes better on fish than mayo
If you're not in Team Mayo, off yourself.
These duelie squelchers seems pretty neato.
>>184167516
To make faggots like you angry.
>>184167087
>OP didn't bother updating the news
A faggot like always
>>184174135
zankuro
>>184174156
S-somebody for gods sake draw marina licking a greased up trap RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>Turf War for some fun and money
>Entire enemy team is wielding new weapon and berets
>>184173383
As the person who requested the Marie lewd, thank you
>>184171386
>mfw when I see landing marker only to know whole enemy team runs splashdown
>>184174156
>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it somehow feels warm in your mouth!
>>184173976
Always pick based on theme alone anon
Don't tell anyone else though.
Ad Splatfest, still slighly mad its not Mustard vs Ketchup, cause thats more often seen as competing duo. Mayo its kinda off
YOU CAN WEAR THE SPLATFEST TEE IN MULTIPLAYER
I got the shirt, is there any point to playing salmon run besides that? The rewards seem lackluster compared to just climbing the ranks and getting lots of cash and experience.
>>184174358
TIME TO FARM CHUNKS
>>184174387
More shirts to find the perfect main slot
>>184174387
>cash
>experience
>the tee
>tickets for sean
>>184174382
Just like the first game. They give you a week to level it up.
>>184174387
Not really, especially with the weapons making it such a slog.
>>184174240
>PiiU
Fuck off /v/
>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it still somehow feels warm in your mouth!
NoA's just fucking with us now aren't they
>>184174240
well splatoon 1 was better so sucks to be you
>>184174358
Looks like this will be designer intended "right" way to get chunks
You people weren't kidding about the weapons in this rotation. There goes the superbonus.
>>184173265h-heimen blood reporting in
>>184172526
I actually like this weapon selection.
Heavy Splatling has awesome range and burst
Splatroller and ink brush are great for both mowing down hordes and saving lives at the same time Blaster .....Look they can't all be winners ok?
>>184174521
post splatfest dialogue for us /noswitchyet/ here pls i wanna be involved
>mfw someone actually chose mayo
>>184174572
>>184174358
so wait do you grind it out then scrub it off to be lots of chunks?
doesnt that 2k number go up as more abilities are added to the shirt?
So apparently Murch scrubs splatfest tees for super cheap, about 2000 per scrub. So I guess farm your chunks now.
>best weapon is released
>nobody discusses it
Am of disappoint.
>>184174735
>best
eh
due to the split reticle its effective range isnt much higher than the actual dualies
although the roll is pretty good
Where the fuck is the Splatfest thing
>>184174735
Splatfest announcement overshadowed it
>>184174470
>>184174475
Ignore these, it's a load of shit.
Play SR until you get the bonus for the day or shirt for the month and that's the height of things you get from it. Ranked and honestly turf war play are a better way to spend your time.
>>184174358
2000 to wipe all 3 slots?
is this the new chunk meta?
>>184174475
But as I said, it seems all of those could be consistently gotten through just playing the normal modes. Why would I grind salmon run for the chance of getting a ticket, experience, or money, when I could just play a mode that gives me guaranteed experience and money?
>>184174470
I was considering that. My shirt was quick respawn which sucks. I think I'd take nearly anything else.
>>184174735
Its super broken, super good range and very slippery. Will get nerfed to the ground.
>>184174735
FUCK I FORGOT
I'm gonna be playing all night, baby
Wait, so I can wear this splatfest tee in normal games?
>>184174358
>>184174703
And this is what I get for not reading the thread, my b yall.
>high tide grillers
>post up at the end of the map with splatling
>take out every single griller before it gets halfway to my teammates
>even took out the one gunning for me on my own
Mix mayo and ketchup together and you end up with the superior condiment.
>New Weapon comes out
>My team is still 3 aerofags
How? In the first game, the lobbies would always just be 8 of the new weapon.
They are a high enough level where they would unlock it and still have tons of money to spend.
Dual Squelchers feel pretty good desu
>>184167668
>>184174617
Yes, still its more dependand on team work, you actuallly need people who will fullfil the roles you mentioned correctly, then it works, otherwise it falls apart faster (than usual)
Wait, so what's the downside to the dualie squelchers?
It's got a longer range than the splattershot, a solid kit, great mobility, AND the dodge roll. Plus it looks fucking sick.
>>184174909
You didn't play 1? Disgusting!
>>184175013
Those eyes made me chuckle
>>184175013
THIS MOTHERFUCKER
That there's a good picture.
>>184175060
yes
>It's a "Goldie wave where none of your teammates know what to do" episode.
>>184175013
>inkling that ate too many memes and splated into maximum over-smug
>Hate Ketchup
>Hate Marina more
I will my idol, even if it means eating a whole jar of mayo
>>184173706
Two hits are you need
>>184174687
seems to be fixed price, which makes it great because all the other normal gear is 20k
WHY THE FUCK DOE SR KEEP RUNNING WHEN THERE'S A DISCONNECT
FUCK OFF NINTENDO
>>184175013
Thanks anon
So the general consensus is ketchup? I don't like both, I just want snails.
>>184175276
It scales down in difficulty but you have to get to the next wave I believe. I'll take it over automatic loss.
>>184175178
YOU GAVE ME AN INKBRUSH GRIZZ. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP UP?
>>184175365
I'm picking based on my favorite color.
I actually liked mayonnaise (not as much as ketchup, mind you) and Marina just ruined that shit for me.
Guys I made it!
>>184175365
Most kids will probably choose ketchup, so keep that in mind
I would choose mayo for snails but I actually despise mayo so much that I'm going against my judgement and going Ketchup
>>184175431
Good job.
Now enjoy going up and down between 20 and 50 points in professional and never reaching and even higher pay grade.
>>184175431
Congratz, welcome to high (noon) tide hell
>>184174156
I tried..
S H E L D O N
O F
C O N D I M E N T S
What lv do I need for new dualies?
>>184175559
THIS is your idol, marinafags
>>184175431
Welcome to hell.
>>184175365
Ketchup will definitely be the popular pick thanks to octogirl. The question really is which side will have better players and whether mayo will win in both team and solo categories.
I want to lick Marina's grease trap so fucking bad
>>184175559
>Those panties
I don't even like Marina but holy fuck
you guys should go mayo cause it's white like cum lol
Holy shit I just had the best run of Salmon Run ever. Profreshional, have the best team ever, 23+ eggs a round. Our 4th drops out on the last round and we end it with everyone dead but the quota filled.
I don't feel strongly about ketchup but I absolutely can't stand mayonnaise.
Reminder that vegan mayo is superior to regular mayo in both taste and health benefits
>>184175726
What da fuck xd Hahaha!
>>184175726
>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it somehow feels warm in your mouth!
>>184175559
this is why I went team mayo, fuck marinafags
>>184175750
Reminder that any other condiment is superior to any kind of mayonnaise in both taste and not causing nausea
Pearl confirmed for cum guzzling slut
>>184175726
>>184172179
>999
I can only imagine how horrifying those waves must be.
So I just saw the new weapon, is dual squelcher officially dead? Was my go to in 1.
>>184175013
My dude, can you do my squid please?
>>184175854
Oh your poor little underdog waifu who isn't even the fucking underdog anymore.
>>184175559
Marina fans ladies and gentlemen.
How's my team spirit?
>fucking Louis Theroux in a miiverse post
Or whatever the fuck it's called now. I thought 1 was the meme king but holy fuck.
>>184167680
>>184175958
I think I read the difficulty only scales up to 300%, but that could be a load of shit.
>>184176096
I cant handle how cute all these squids are
Tfw I had just scrubbed several pieces of gear earlier today
>>184176086
wonderful! keep it up mayobro
request from yesterday , still taking requests if anyone wants them
>>184176096
thanks dude , he looks really cute!
>like mayo more than ketchup
>like Marina more than Pearl
WHAT DO I DO
>>184173383
Went Team Mayo to battle the Ketchup menace. You fags should do the same.
>start some league battles with friends hoping for some all new dualies action
>nobody else is using them
>>184175060
It has like half the fire rate dude.
>>184176225
You pick the subject of the topic you like you little shit.
>>184176225
dickfags must hang
You have 10 seconds to figure out a better splatfest than fucking mayo vs ketchup.
>>184176369
shota vs loli
>>184176369
Tits vs Ass
>>184176369
me vs your mum
>>184176369
loli vesus christmas cake
>>184176369
Pokemon vs Digimonand digimon wins
>>184176369
Cake vs Pie
>>184176369
Skateboard vs Rollerskates
>>184176369
Deez nuts versus The mail
>>184176369
Meat vs Sweets
>>184175013
Anon pls my squid.
>>184176369
imouto vs onee-chan
>>184176429
correct.
>>184176369
Pirates vs. Ninjas
:^)
>>184176369
Woomy vs Spaghetti
>>184176217
>>184175013
Cutie
>>184176369
Britney vs Christina
>Salmon Run
>Hope the Splatling isn't a shitter and can carry the team, the loadout
>>184176714
>War flashbacks
Fuck
>>184176836
didnt i already draw him?
>>184175559
Wrong end, bud
>>184176369
Friends vs Enemies
>>184176919
Pls draw her my good nigga
>>184176369
Up vs down
NERF THE JET DUALIES NOW
At this rate of drawfagging we'll need to make a Squids of /ink/ image.
>>184176714
splat one
>>184176217
I don't usually ask for requests but I'll bite.
I wish I could find a cute pair of glasses, though - the half-rim ones look way too close to problem glasses.Also I think I'm following you on Twitter if you were the drawfriend I followed last night. I'm not mixing people up, am I?
>first two rounds with /ink/
>lose both and they all scatter
>ride with random through derank hell down to go-getter from profresional (was at 110 when i stopped last round and started this round at 40?)
>climb back to where I should be in the first place
I was really looking forward to this weapon rotation but Christ this has been a hell of a ride. Can't wait for more of the same tomorrow
I'm not fucking touching sr without a 4 stack ever again
join up we can all cry into eachothers arms about this weapon rotation
Who here
W H I T E I N K
H
I
T
E
I
N
K
>>184176738
>Delicious chocolate woomy
>>184177069
>Not picking the edgelord team and painting the battleground with blood from your p90
>>184177069
I want Marina to gargle my white ink before she licks my grease trap
>>184177069
I'm mayo but it seems to be yellow ink because nintendo a shit
>>184173265
I don't even like Marina, but I fucking hate mayo.
>>184176369
My favorite.
>>184177181
dont lie, i know you eat mayoby the bucket full
>>184177058
>1 person drops
>3 man team
>Brush, Roller, Blaster
>Final wave
>pick ketchup
>all of the miiverse posts I've seen so far are pro-mayo
oh no
24 hours of Mayo
What the fuck I spent all this time wondering why there's no ammo meter, literally just figured out that the ink pack on their back IS the ammo meter
>>184177186
He's not wrong
>>184176760
Thanks anon!
>>184177170
>Even when it's cold from the fridge, it somehow feels warm in your mouth!
>While reverse engineering the API that SplatNet uses internally to deliver Splatfest information, I found this image. The stage ID is 9999 and the English localization calls it "Shifty Station".
>I'm not even sure if this stage is used or will ever be used. It's obviously used as a placeholder at the moment, but what's up with Marina's icon? Why is a bunch of what appears to be (single player spoilers) takoyaki from the final boss there?
>Meme idol gets meme ink
Your sexual energy... is nothing ... compared to MEME ENERGYcaptcha FAKKY HOTEL
>>184176369
Good guys vs Bad guys
>>184177191 THIS
>>184176369
>no one said Off the Hook vs Squid Sisters yet
look into your hearts
So wait, what we do with the Splatfest Tee? Can someone describe it to me, I'm retarded.
>>184177380
Marina true final boss route DLC confirmed
>>184177453
That's not a splatfest, that's a massacre
>>184177480
You wear it for the duration of the event then give it back when it's over.
>>184177480
Wear it in all of your games for the next week and keep scrubbing it whenever you cap it
We lose them after the splatfest
>>184177480
You must wear it when the splatfest starts, no excpetions. For now, you can wear it and unlock its sub abilities.
o shit
>>184177246
WHOSE SPLATFEST IS IT
>>184177045
>>184176217
Yep, you are. I literally just refreshed and saw the avatar pop up.Your stuff is adorable and I hope the cute stuff brightens up your day! Had I ever learned to art I'd have done a draw for you as well since you're putting in a ton of work.
>>184176707
>ass and tits
>not tits and ass
This artist fucked up so badly
PLEASE STOP BRINGING AEROSPRAYS INTO RANKED
I'mma post both of my squids sets and theres NOTHING you can do about it.No bully, left squid is my favorite set.
>>184177721
Yeah
>Callie has the ass
>Marie has the tits
>They always play for the team the other one likes
>>184177186
he's not wrong, but I'd pick excrutiating slow bisection execution if pearl picked it too
>>184177380
>Marina confirmed for evil
>>184176217
Holy carp, my inkling got drawn twice
>>184177380
>playable octolings with their own single player mode
Screencap this post.
>>184177309
Wish the turtleneck had ninja squid. I just want to be Oswald Mosley but a cute woomy
>>184167908
Alrighty Kids, I'm gonna go play some splatfest.
I'll be back again.
<3 love ya
>>184177624
what a bargain
>>184177559
>>184177591
>>184177623
So I grind it before the Splatfest starts? Hope it's worth it.
>>184177624
Do you get the chunks?
>>184178018
Wow that is adorable.
You're the best anon
>>184176919
Oh its you? The artstyle is so different. If you can, do one in that style
>>184178041
I'm assuming yes otherwise this is pointless
I love remixing the lobby music, makes especially long waits fun.
>It's a "your team wildly overextends while winning and ends up losing" episode
>>184178165
>Spamming the direction buttons with pitch turned all the way up
It is pretty entertaining
>>184178041
Just tried it after unlocking one ability, you get the chunks. Go crazy.
>>184178165 I love to repeatedly press down for no reason.
>>184178018
Do mine when you have time bud
>>184178116
>>184176919
Also would like to follow your stuff on twitter. It's quite good!
>>184178332
>AH AH
>>184178237
I've had 6 matches like that in the last hour.
>>184177380
I already fucking told you guys this shit
Babylon the great, the mother of prostitutes and of the abominations of the Earth.
Inkopolis Tower shall fall
What if we lose, ketchupbros?
>>184178505
Thinking like that is only going to ensure it. The first step to winning the war is believing you can.
>>184178505
Then we lost to prancing lala homo men that like to gulp white liquid.
>>184177787
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM
ALSO DON'T EXPECT ME TO SUPER JUMP TO YOUR POSITION WHEN IT'S IMMEDIATELY CAMPED BY TWO PEOPLE ON THE OTHER TEAM
FUCK YOU I'M WAKING TO THE CONTROL POINT.
holy fuck this game is infuriating. why is tower control so fucking bad bros? why won't my team stop dying to bombs?
>>184178505 Mass suicide?
>>184178505
>Ketchup losing to frog condiments
>>184176217
Could you draw my spaghetti (left) looking tired? With bags under his eyes, maybe.
>32k from the super bonus
>>184178625
as a homo man whos also a ketchup bro i dont think thats gonna be the issue
>it's another "mom left us at bestbuy" picture
>>184178683
because they dont have bomb defense up
I don't know about these squelchers, man
>>184178769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0
>mayo
>ketchup
These are both disgusting, I guess I have to go with the one that can be used to make cake since thats the only way one of them is edible.
>dropped from profreshional to overachiever
Learn from my mistake and don't get greedy for rewards.
>>184178814
Is that so.
>>184178924
>cakefags come back for revenge in the form of mayo
like pottery
>>184178505
Then I get snails anyway. I don't feel too attached to this one.
>>184178165
Minigames were more fun, though.
I joined Marina so I could throw any games against mayo because the asspain will be amazing if Marina loses with a 90% popular vote.
At what rank do Splatling users learn they can deflect the Drizzler missile and instagib the Steelhead?
>>184178830 I hate those people.
Should I be scrubbing the shirt after every ability or after getting all three?
>>184179062
>throwing when snails are literally the only options to increase slots now
I mean I guess if you don't care that much go for it.
>>184178769
>special saver and cold blooded ability chunks from the superbonus
why
>>184179108
I thought it was funny the first time I saw it and gave them a fresh now it's just fucking old.
>>184179085
any weapon can deflect the drizzler missile.
>>184179178
idk honestly, considering 2000g is pocket change
>>184178505
>If I win I get extra snails
>If I lose Pearl gets a win
I'm set either way
>>184179218
Good luck doing it with the brush.
>>184179062
>The extremely unpopular candidate ends up winning despite getting fewer votes because of an archaic system
Hmmmmmmmmm...really makes u think
>>184179204
losing 6 snails will be worth it and 95% of the matches are going to be ketchup vs ketchup so that's the time to grind out splatfest ranks.
>>184176217
Please, and thank you!
>>184173383
>>184155946
>>184158282
3rd request!
probably my last one for the night- thanks squiddoshttp://imgur.com/1HsmB3p
>>184179323
>fewer votes
Which team is your choice, anon?
>>184179323
Reality TV Star vs. Corporate Crony splatfest WHEN?
>>184179432
>team mayo
>>184179473 Right
>Bringing a spalttershot to turf war
I'd punch you in real life if I ever met you
I need to go to sleep this is too much. Japan uses puss as a condiment?? I think Jess is on to something
>>184179432
You're a true hero. Please come back tomorrow
>>184179432
WEW
I had the steelhead request, Good job anon!
>>184179492
>Russian puppet vs Corporate Crony
Fixed
Why is it mayo and not mustard
>tfw work from 3PM - 11PM on Saturdays
I'm going to miss every Splatfest aren't I? At best I'll get to play for 3-4 hours
>>184173984
sh shit, i've been caught
im sorry, and you're right. ill heed your advice next time senpai
Anybody want a drawfagthat can't draw?
>>184177624
20k to scrub regular gear is way too much considering you need 10-30 tokens for 1 ability
>>184179739
Because disgusting euros drowning their fries in mayo and eating royales with cheese
>>184179917
draw one of those little salmonids doing a cute thing. That should be good practice. Remeber to take long strokes, draw general constructive shapes first and then refine them on another layer
>>184179917
Draw Callie and write "dumb squid" by it.
ok seriously why is this splatfest not ketchup vs mustard
or hell ketchup vs ranch dressing
mayo is shit and even people who like it probably prefer ketchup
You only get one ability chunk per sub scrubbed right? So there's no reason to level up all three abilities?
>>184180016
>euros drowning their fries in mayo
And they call us uncivilized
>>184179725
Marina isn't a Russian puppet though. Pearl might be since frizz is a bear tho
The Dualie Squelchers are incredible
>>184180205
You get 1 chunk per slot. 3 max.
>>184180205
scrub cost is the same so it's more money efficient to scrub once all slots are filled.
>tfw chose mayo even though I know ketchup marinafags will probably win
Do you miss out on shit if you lose the splatfest? I never really played splatoon 1 much so don't know.
>>184180215
Chips, anon.
>>184180305
But it takes more time to get the later slots, so it's more time efficient to scrub after you get the first slot
>>184180305
At the same time, the second and third slot require a lot more points to unlock.
If you're grinding with the Splatfest Tee in particular, it's quicker to just get 1 slot and scrub it.
Anyone else marina just absolutely dicked all over mayo while pearl got generally tame dialogue? Whats with this?
>>184180260
Right? I was destroying ass left and right just now. They're probably gonna get nerfed at some point since they're just too stronk.
>>184180328
Yes actually, you get less seasnails.
>>184180328
You get less rewards.
>>184180407
Marina is the new Marie
>>184180379
Frites, ánön.
>>184177624
>"Don't tell anyone else though"
>post it for all of us to see
why did you betray his request?
>>184179278
I just want snails for more slots on gear I like. I don't mind grinding chunks
>when you win the first SR of the night with randoms
jesus that was like 8 attempts
>>184179917
Absolutely yes
>>184180407
NA Marina is a bit of a cunt. We've been over this.
>two grillers on me
>team mates do nothing
WHAT THE FUCK
I chose Ketchup not because I love Marie, It's because I like ketchup.
Is drop roll a redundant ability with dualies?
Why can't we get a freshness bonus in ranked? It's honestly easier to win that.
Splatfests will only be around for literally just 2 years. BETTER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SCRUBBING WHILE YOU CAN
>>184180054
>Long strokes
>General constructive shapes
>Refine
O-ok. I understand those words individually
>>184180328
>team ketchup
>having a remote chance in hell of winning
marinafags are going to get shitstomped, don't underestimate the power of degeneracy
>>184180497
no she isn't, she is nothing more than a pretender trying to be something she isn't
Pearl was on point with shitposting Marina today, wew lad
>>184180685
Dont chicken scratch, every time you draw a line, make it one long line, if you dont like it, erase and try again
>General constructive shapes
take >>184180693
this image for example, you can see 4 general shapes here. A circle, and 3 triangles, thats what i mean. Refining just means taking those shapes and connecting them in an esthetically pleasing way
GOOD LUCK!
>>184180527
payback for spike being a shithead
>>184180381
>>184180404
But breaking squad formation every 2 games seems like a hassle. Other than that though seems nice.
>>184180593
I was once targeted by it, led it to low ground and basically took it in circles for maybe 20 seconds hoping my teammates would actually kill it. Somehow they managed to die all on their own.
>>184180887
How high do you have to be to put jam on a hot dog?
>>184180887
>implying tomatoes are vegetables
Alright /ink/ what are the most tryhard clothing sets? This is my first time playing Splatoon.
>3 flyfish
no chance with these weapons
>get an aerospray on your ranked team
>know it's an autoloss from the start
>>184181259
Facemask + anything hot topic edgy looking.
>>184181259
All swim speed + Ninja Squid
I've choosen mayonnaise because you can do alot more with it. I've seen Chopped and cut throat kitchen.
>>184181172
It tastes good you should try it
And yes I mean literal jam
>>184181248
???wats funny¿¿¿
patrician taste my friend
>>184181289
>still have to play it out
OH FUCK DAMN, THE DUAL SQUELCHERS ARE PERFECT.
I... I have no need for any other weapon. Thank you, Nintendo.
I'll never understand the b emoji meme or bone hurting juice memes.
Are they from tumblr or something?
>>184180574
Legs r hard
>>184181642
Enjoy it while you can. Can already feeling the calls for nerfs coming
>>184181809
It's perfect thank you
>>184181886
The octobrush was untouched, I doubt Nintendo will nerf a new weapon.
>>184181786
oh shit the dual squelcher is actually good?
Only took splitting them in 2 to do it :^)
>>184181786
I thought bone hurting juice was a 420chan meme
>>184180887
she's technically right but there's lots of exceptions to rules in food
>>184181465
Closest thing to jam I like on hotdogs is sweet relish
>>184177380
Would be kind of funny if it's a setup for splatoon 3.
>>184182176
>sweet berry
>not a fruit
>>184181809
Is this the start of raviolis all over again?
>>184181554
Hurry up and get to "B" anon
>I'll scrub your splatfest tee however many times for 2k
Oh baby
>>184176217
I know you got a lot of requests but I would really appreciate it!
DUALIE SQUELCHERS
ARE
A
CRUTCH
>>184182314
Ketchup is a Chinese fish sauce tho
Okay, wow. Nintendo might have fucked up on the Dualie Squelchers. I thought every set was suppose to have something "wrong" with it so that no set feels perfect, for the sake of balance.
I literally don't see any flaws with the Dualie Squelchers at all. No weapon set should feel this comfy and powerful. Holy shit.
>>184180887
Fuck that, Tomato is a vegetable.
>>184182531
>>184182562
They haven't even usurped the Octobrush as the crutch king of close range
>tfw cumming on her face would probably kill her
Why are they allergic to water
>>184182534
There's no fish in it.
>>184182531
t. shitter
>splattershot jr, the first gun you get in the game, is almost the best gun in the game
pottery
>>184181642
Same feel, finally a weapon that's clicking for me. Custom Dual Squelchers were my favorite in the first game, so if we get beakons on the Custom Dualie Squelchers and anything but Sting Ray I'll be happy forever.
it'll probably be sting ray sob
>>184182562
It has garbage hipfire accuracy.
>>184182625
It was made to use on fish you dumb fuck
>>184182602
They are the crutch king of midrange.
>>184182562
>I literally don't see any flaws with the Dualie Squelchers at all
Hard to hit things at long range without rolling, which leads to a longer TTK
Slower Close Range TTK than most close range weapons and all the other Dualies
>>184182768
Splattershot is better at midrange if you can aim
>>184182617
They can't swim due to density, but rain would be fine, as long as she isn't in a hurricane
>tfw huge Pearlfag but hate Mayo
sorry girl but I cant back you on this one
>>184182662
THIS
Yes, the ONLY thing that can ruin this weapon is giving it the Sting Ray (though I'd be miffed about the Splashdown too)
>>184182768
But that's also octobrush
God damn even if you manage to retain your paygrade you barely get anything because you struggle to meet quotas in this Salmon Run.
>>184182749
>putting ketchup on fish
Welp, that's one more thing on the list of reasons chinks are subhuman.
>So bad he has to use the Crutch KINGS
Sad!
>>184182768
>crutch king of midrange.
Rapid Blaster is the king of midrange
>>184182874
>he hates mayo
>>184182874
What do you see in that gremlin?
>>184182910
Fish and Chips with Ketchup is good.
>>184182617
I'm still going to cum on Pearl's 5head though
>>184182964
a CUTE
>>184182749
No it wasn't.
>>184182534
So the people that put in on their fish sticks aren't crazy after all?
>>184182534
>the chinese are retarded
who'd have thought
>>184182980
kys
>>184183067
i dont get the gremlin meme
is it because shes smaller than marina or
Putting anything but hot sauce or tartar sauce on fish, is absolutely disgusting.
>>184183067
>It takes 2D overly cute art to make he look acceptable
>>184183067
Anything can be made to look cute in fan art.
Are all good weapons crutches?
>>184183145
Hollandaise, anon.
>>184183131
It compliments the fish taste well, especially with a proper batter
>>184183193
Yes
>>184182632
>duel squelcher fag detected
>>184183145
>hot sauce
That's not really fair, you can technically put hot sauce on any animal and not ruin it.
>>184182519
LIGHTNING IN THE DAAAAAAARRRKK!!!
>>184182964
she grew on me
>>184183274
It'll ruin squids
>>184183149
shes cute
>currently in the middle of a fucking thunderstorm
>another one is supposed to be starting at midnight
>disconnections out the ass
Man I fucking hate summer storms, I wanna play on my mobile hotspot but I don't know how much data a single match would take up
>>184182910
>not putting ketchup on fried catfish
I mean, you put it on boring flavor fish. Not on tilapia with salt and ginger, but on fried shit
>>184183193
All weapons are crutches
>>184183145
>hot sauce on fish
Ketchup is a crutch condiment
>>184183326
You've never had Calamari with hotsauce?
>>184183451
Mayo is the brush of condiments
>>184183416
Aerospray needs a buff badly
>>184183082
>>184183119
They put it on fish, and it is also made of fish
>>184183371
I played 2 games of Salmon Run a few days ago on Hotspot and it used about 33 MB of data
>>184182652
That is one cute kitten
>>184183518
It really doesn't.
>>184183594
>mushroom ketchup
What an elaborate name for dung
>>184183624
here's a cuter one
>>184183371
I think it was like 10-15 MB the one time I tried it. Not terrible but not ideal for too many matches.
Which is objectively the smarter way to scrub the Splatfest shirts:
>spend 2k to scrub 1 slots at a time, most expensive but least amount of exp needed
>spend 2k to scrub 2 slots at a time, somewhat expensive and somewhat amount of exp needed
>spend 2k to scrub all 3 slots at a time, cheapest but takes the longest to do since you need the max exp
>>184183518
Fuck off no it doesn't
It's the turf inking gun that just pisses ink everywhere, that's its job. Not killing people.
What's better, ink saver, or ink recovery up?
>>184183667
i somehow never tire of this image
My only complaint with the Dualie Squelchers is that they are too big and thick for my little woomy. She handles them like a pro though.
I want to know what goes through the mind of Inkbrush mains.
>>184182964
She's really cute, anon. C'mon now
>finish todays salmon run with higher paygrade than when I started
How in the fuck did this even happen?
>>184183667
>No "Cat ear" hairstyle
I want this now
>>184183707
Scrub one at a time, you're on a time limit here and 2,000 is so cheap you'll make it back by the time you level the one chunk up again.
finna [B]um on Pearl's face desu senpai
Am I meme enough or this gen yet?
tower control is too stressful
>>184183707
I'd say at least go for two if you don't want to take the time for three. It's honestly not so bad since it relies on your personal experience so take something like a Aerospray or Jr untitled war and just rack up those points. It's up to you but just scrubbing 1 seems a bit wasteful
>>184180054
I did it, and it only took me 20minutes
>>184183874
Either
>This weapon seems like it's good, I will continue to use it
Or
>This weapon seems like it's bad, I will continue to use it
>>184183819
Woomy masturbating with Dualie Squelchers porn when?
>>184183940
the new word filters make eveyone sound like a massive weeband i love it
>>184183625
>>184183752
Yes it does, you shouldn't be a free kill if you use it.
>>184184086
Joke's on you senpai
>>184184086
>new word filters
>>184183907
After awhile you just get use to the shitty weapons and make it work.
>>184183874
I think it's fun and feels better to use than the octobrush, plus when I do really well with it no one calls me out for using a crutch or anything. I've been using it since it came out in 1, I still miss the sprinkler and injustice though.
R.I.P old god of turf coverage
>>184184086
>new
Ya'll ever take a look inside Murch's suitcase? I have. Wiggly little fellas.
>>184184214
More like have the roller protect the splatling
>>184173324
Marie's had enough people bulli her cousin and decides to shoot up the crowd
Does anyone else lurk here vicariously because they can't afford a switch?
>>184183874
>>184184160
>>184184287
fuck yall i barely use any boards nowadays and i always assumed people were using desu as a meme or something when i lurked on a few threads
>>184184160
Is that a shiny alola diglett or what?
>>184184126
It's the noob trap weapon.
>>184184362
Its an arms character
>>184184340
this but with Marina and pearl
I wanted to share my kid. I'm not very good, but It's all about fun.
Reminder to grind ability chunks this week by scrubbing your Splatfest shirt.
Only get the first slot since the other ones take longer to unlock.
>>184184362
Nah, just a character from a game that went ded in less than a month and appeared right before one of the most anticipated multiplayer games on the switch
>>184184442
>it's woo-me
Anon, you're precious
>>184184442
It looks cute, anon! And it doesn't matter if you're not very good, cause at least Turf War requires almost no skill.
>>184183874
>inkbrush mains
>mind
>>184184442
A fellow mayo bro. I'm proud of my team choice
>>184184442
Can you do my guy?
>>184183981
Pretty good anon, keep up the practice.
>Be roller
>See Steelhead
OVER HERE
OVER HERE
OVER HERE
OVER HERE
OVER HERE
>Splatling player standing around with his thumb up his ass doing anything else
I hate this weapon rotation
>>184184442
I want to squeeze it
>>184184397
Then it needs a buff.
Dualie Squelcher vs Squelcher?
How the hell do the sweatpants look more lewd than the booty shorts?
>>184184608
>>184184608
Copying other people isn't very nice anon.
>>184168535
>>184184704
It's perfectly fine as-is. It paints a lot so it's decent in Turf War if you avoid fights.
>>184184720
camel toe
>>184184720
They're not sweatpants
>>184184795
Damn >>184184608 on suicide watch
>>184184795
My shoes are better.
On my way home from the night shift - someone brief me on how good the jet dualies are.
>>184184968
New crutch king
>>184183451
I'm pretty certain that's actually sriracha sauce.
>>184184959
Thespaghettiwins here in terms of freshness.
>>184184669
You do realize as a roller you can take down the Steelhead all on your own? 2-3 quick vertical swings, down he goes. Just gotta carry sometimes.
I agree that this weapon rotation is trash, though. Instead of being fun it's a bit of a grind.
So which splatfest team do you think is going to be more popular
>>184184795Samequid
>>184184442
nice
Fuck is the point of the thermal ink ability
>>184184720
they're yogapants, not sweat pants, yoga pants are like booty pants
Bow weapon when?
>>184185168
Ketchup
>>184185316
I'm pretty sure there's a crossbow weapon.
>>184185168
ketchup because ketchup is the normie team
putting ketchup on anything other than hamburgers and hotdogs makes you a normie degenerate
>>184185238
It's effectively a weapon-based Point Sensor. Shoot a dude, know where he goes for a little bit. Unfortunately, it flat out doesn't work for some weapons I wanted to pair it with the Blaster but it doesn't work on splash damage. Kinda sucks and I figure it's better to just work on gittin gud instead.
>>184182768
>pick H3
>predict their roll
>tu-tu-tut
>they ded
>>184185252
The symbol on the Style page has those stretchy cuffs that look distinctly like sweatpant cuffs. Yogapants are basically tights and don't have those.
Are the cuffs just tucked into the shoes? Can someone with flip flops confirm?
>>184185238
long range weapons like the splatling where you might not kill them immediately if they take cover
>Watching stream.
>It's an "Aeroshitter is on one of the teams, which results in said team losing through a knockout in less than a minute" episode.
>>184185663
I do hope we get spectator mode soon.
>>184185476
It's not about splash damage. It's about distance. The enemy has to be pretty far for it to work.
>>184185659
"Oh no I wonder where the player who I was just looking at went even though I just saw him duck behind cover oh no what would I do without this ability thank god its here since I'm literally blind"
>>184179432
oh shit thanks anon!
Hydra Splatling when?
just once I ask for non retarded teammates in ranked
>>184185574
Anon what are you on about
They end right at the ankles
Will they ever get rid of the shitty map rotation shit? Let me play the map I want to fucking play.
>>184185836
What do you do then? Blindly rush behind it? Then enemy has advantage, they know precisely where you're coming from while you do not know where they are. They may be on the back of that wall, for all you know, or too far for your range to reach already. Thermal ink lets you have advantage in these situations instead- they're damaged, and you're not.
cute art. can I find these online anywhere? probably not
Is there documentation on Splatoon's save file format anywhere? I'd like to start picking apart Splatoon 2's, since the game's turning out to be surprisingly fun.
>>184186254
No.
If you host a private lobby then you can choose both stage and mode though.
>>184186060
what if the splatling worked like that? a windup but you can keep the trigger held until you run out of ink?
>>184186239
Damn anon, do you buy every clothing item?
>>184184442
Am I to late for the drawing festivities?
>>184186383
Yes
>>184186361
We'd have a lot more Splatling mains if that were the case.
>>184186239
Must've just been the shoes I had on, but yeah, look at the bottom of the legging, there's a distinct line where the elastic part of sweatpants are.
>>184186383
You don't?
>>184186361
Ink saver and recovery would be beast
>>184186361
Each full rev uses almost half of a tank of ink so we're pretty close.
>>184186254
You want all chargers on Moray? Because that's how you get all chargers on Moray. And nothing but Moray because Moray is the best map.
>>184184608
here ya go
>>184186385
I'm doin these between games.
How do crusty sean's drinks work?
Do they use a charge every win like the food or every time a piece of gear rolls an ability?
>>184180137
Done
How do you register for the splatfest? I went into the point and couldn't see the option.
>>184186726
Damn!!
>>184186654
Please do mine draw anon
>>184186726
>>184181809
I keep forgetting to namefag
What's it gonna take to make Nintendo upload Splatoon1's BGm to S2?
The music was god tier and there's no reason not to port it over to the sequel. I really miss those fresher than fuck themes from High Tide or whatever? The piano heavy ones?
>>184186813
Its the tv screen thing a little to the left of the Lobby entrance.
>>184186726
It's perfect.
>At least two dualie squelchers on every team
Wake me up when they nerf this shit
>>184186896
>implying Nintendo can afford the royalties to Hideki Naganuma again
Profreshional room up.
1138-6992-5210
>>184186654anon im going to annihilate you if you dont post your patreon
So have we figured out the trick to the current Salmon Run? Because it seems impossible with randoms
>>184187094Same I fucking love these squids they are very cute.
>>184187021
This, was expensive as fuck, though for good reason. They probably thought they could do without
>>184187021
>implying they used hired him the first time
>>184187051
Sent
>>184187019
it doesn't feel that good though
you still need a lot of landed hits to get a kill
>>184187152
Are you retard?
>>184187051
what if i'm stuck at mid go getter, win/loss/win/loss :(
>>184187242
Psh, go play in the sandbox kid.
>>184187051
sent
>>184187021
Why would Nintendo have to pay for the music of Splatoon 1? Don't they own it?
>>184187235
>Hideki Naganuma
>splatoon
nice meme
>>184187051
Did you open it or are you just full?
Who else managed to not rank down from profreshional?
>>184186654
Can I ask for my squid as well? I already posted it in the threadand got zero (you)sbut I'll post a better picture.also post something so I can follow you,
your stuffs really good.
>>184187462
>>184187325
It's open now.
2 slots
>>184187137
Rely on splatling to carry and roller to protect the splatling
>>184187019
That's how all new releases were in Splat1. It was especially hilarious to watch entire teams of Bamboozlers flailing around, doing jack squid, or four-way seker rushes when Carbon Deco became a thing. This roll city we have now feels the same, desu.
>>184187235
Last I checked he hadn't changed his name to Toru Minegishi or Shiho Fujii.
>>184187429
Only if the composer is under contractual agreement on it. Nintendo owns the right to use it and only they can use it under contract, but they must still pay royalty when using it to the actual creator.
>>184187489
And brush to be the medic and ink.
>>184187476
Your squid looks like she has the flu
>>184187483
Yeah I guess you're full, but I never once saw it open.
>>184187578
Typically in the modern day, composers sign away the rights to music they compose for someone else's work. Crediting them is merely a formality in most cases.
Whats the point of having a 3 minute match in turf war when the only part that matters is the last 30 second?
>>184187641
I'm sitting here with 2 open slots.It's Lunari.
>>184187578
not how it works in most modern cases
>>184187675
There isn't, really.
>>184187687
Yeah you added me, but I go into Private Battle, and League, and you're not available to join.
>>184187687
It's not showing up anymoreit's Kagey
>>184187779
Salmon Run, mate.
should I wait till the 30th to slam some salmon?
>>184187638
thats a Squid (Male)
>>184187916
I know
Its still a girl to me though
>>184187916
Nice girl haircut LOL
Salmon Run suggestion: Instead of forcing us to hit the "help" button over and over, just have a massive flashing icon showing where a dead teammate is. They can't expect us to do anything without voice chat.
>>184187848
Lol you closed it right when I made it.
>>184186654
Is my woomy a cute?
How do I git gud at the turret rounds of salmon run?
>>184186361
>>184186448
It would be so much worse with a set windup.
You can currently kill someone with a very short charge if you land every hit, and that at least means that you don't auto-die if you're caught close up and you have some sort of chance. If you had set windup you'd be fucked.
I'm so shit at this game lmao
>>184187638
He does, hes got nozzlenose fever. the only cure is an actually good nozzlenose set.
>>184187952
>>184187964
I'll accept it if you think she is a pretty squid.
Which school uniform is cuter?
>>184188097
Just use Tri-Slosh/Octobrush and you won't even have to use your brain.
>>184187978
There is an icon m8
>>184187978
Yeah, and just put a big flashing arrow above you that says where all the different boss salmonids and eggs are, finding them is too hard.
>play SR for a few hours
>no reward
what a scam
>>184188163
First one for woomies
Second one for spaghettis
>>184188187
I spam octobrush
>>184188315
how bad r u?
>>184186896
Aren't some of them unlocked by using the amiibos?
>>184187021
Was he involved with Splatoon 1? Never imagined that. Splat2 OST is already fresh as fuck, but the more composers and different styles we get, the better.
>Use stingray to kill two flyfishes
>Teammates don't get the eggs
>We miss the quota
Fucking Christ I hate the lack of communication options in this game
Can someone explain the wommy/spaghetti meme please?
>>184188413
I won most a lot of the games... I have no money to show for it, though. Do I have to wait until tomorrow?
so is the gootuber just better than the splattershot
>>184188501
You go to the window outside the entrance
>>184188501
go get your bonus from the window outside salmon run you baka
>>184188537
WHAT
>>184188615
On the left of the entrance to grizzco
>>184188497
Female inklings make a sound that sounds like woomy when they're happy, male inklings have one that sounds like spaghetti
>>184188481
>Was he involved with Splatoon 1?
he wasn't
>>184188652
>>184188687
>>184187094
>>184187147
WEH! no bully
i'LL compromise. my tumbles is MTdumps.
>>184187476
Did i do the right one?
>>184188042
I like that shirt.
if you hit profeshional you should be able to choose your weapon, or at least your class of weapon
this rng is such nonsense
Help, how do I get good with the splatling? It's fun to use but I'm really only good with the N-zap
>>184188994
git
>>184188994
stay
>>184188984
>fellow wehfag
If I actually used Tumblr I'd follow you.
>>184188984
Anon please do
>>184186835
>>184188984
YEAP THANKS, have some cuties.
>>184188109
>Actually good nozzlenose set
L3D and H3 are both perfect, man. Regular L3 is unfortunate, but workable.
>>184189498
Thats the only one I have access to right now, so thats why I said it. I can't wait for the other 2.
Why is the damage radius on the splashdown so much bigger than the visual indicator?
>>184190645
Specifically to piss the rest of us off I assume.
>people failing over and over because the weapon rotation is shit
Not very generous with this salmon run, were they?
https://app.splatoon2.nintendo.net/images/stage/77f1b9058f27c0215effd00feb5c6b6623b8d5b1.png
what does it MEAN
>>184188984
i mightcryif you draw my squid