Complaining About Meta Edition
NEW COMIC:
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/doomfist-masquerade
Animated: https://reader.madefire.com/work/OVERWTACH-DOOMFISTMASQUERADE/read
>Doomfist will become live on 7/27:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBaWAxeHcw0 [Embed]
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>Latest PC patch notes
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Live: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc
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https://worldcup.playoverwatch.com
>Previous thread: >>183222532
Need healing
Mystery Heroes > 6v6 Lockout Elimination > 3v3 Lockout Elimination >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literally all other gamemodes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> competitive
here cums t.racer xD
Comic sucks. It's just more Doomfist cockstroking. Here he is bossing Reaper. Here he is being so smart. Here he is going ape and beating up some skinny white men. Here he is throwing a skinny white man over a balcony saying his time is over.
Akande talks a lot of shit to The Reaper but don't ever make any kind of physically threatening statements or moves.
Zarya! Ready for Booty!
No homo but these two should get together
Well, I guess it's time to abandon Symmetra. I hit the rank threshold where every game has tons of Winstons, Reapers, and Zaryas.
D.va maining, here I come.
I WANT A REINHARDT TITTYPAD
Do these people have anything better to do than post porn? Actually play the game?
Are the Shadow Step changes going through with the Doomfist patch?
>enemy has a T500 on their team
>Lv.43 Soldier main
>using kb&m
How can someone's life be so damn empty that they not only have to cheat in a game, but also make another account. Like what's the point of having another account? To make it to T500? You already did once it's not that special the second time, fucking fag.
I should just quit this game and sell my PS4 and save for a PC. At least people can't so freely cheat there
How big is Tracer's penis?
>>183254128
>playing on ps4
>>183254128
>At least people can't so freely cheat there
Hahahahahahahaha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJkzjpbfdZk
>>183253673
>mystery heroes
>ever being a mystery
>>183253694
The Reaper is BBC's bitch.
No homo.
>>183254187
M8 you got the full picture of that? Reverse doesn't give shit.
>>183254385
>>183254468
Oh, she's nude.
Welp.
Thanks anyways man.
>>183254131
Smaller than Widow's.
Me on bottom
>>183254128
>T500 on ps4
Something like low silver on pc i'd wager.
>>183254587
Doomfist is ravaging you man, you should have fought widowmaker.
>>183254128
how can you tell hes using kb&mouse
>>183254664
They are keyboard mousing, all of them, so probably no. I'm in plat and I met a lot of "grand-master on PC" people heading up with their smurf friends.
>>183254278
Yeah but at least the shallow threat of a ban exists. There's nothing stopping someone from using kb&m on console
forced losses are real
>>183254286
Mystery Heroes is really fun up until the enemy rolls 4 tanks and 2 healers.
>>183254796
Killcam. You quickly learn the difference between what a 100% console sensitivity and a mouse looks like.
>>183254968
or you get 4 mercies and a junkrat
>>183253694
>leader makes it out of jail after some time
>said leader has to assert dominance to show who is true alpha male
>has to make a point by showing who he does fw
>doesnt physically punish reaper because he's actually a use to talon
>this is a suprise
>friend is pressuring me to do placements
>do them, knowing s5 is by far the worst meta and worst for shitty games
>get a GrandMaster S:76 boosting an account on my team, he goes 33-0 on first round
>still lose because widow one trick plays like shit
>heal most games
>get tired of playing lucio/mercy, go zen(my best character)
>instantly win my two zenyatta games
>2-8 final score
>2987 placement
>scared to play because I want to hit 3k without losing my next game
>>183253517
You know? That's an honest assessment.
I don't care what people are up to in their spare time. It's none of my business and while I don't have the highest opinion of shit I don't like, it's completely fair that others do like that shit. Sure. Whatever. Your porn is your porn and my porn is my porn. But when some small segment of the community begins to have a serious impact on the direction of the game because of porn shit and shipping? When our lore can't be anything conclusive, when we lose 400+ pages of lore because it might impede some crackshippers homo fantasy?
That's just stupid and fucked up and it's not going to engender any warm feelings to that segment of the community. I can't understand why this is an issue for this game.
You have me reconsidering my position if it's completely the crackshippers fault or if the devs of this game are equally retarded and to blame for listening to these stupid shits and trying to make everyone feel validated.
>>183253450
Yeah. I guess I need a drink.
So who's actually viable and who's garbage? It seems to me certain character are not very good/picked at all? What's the overall balance to someone high up? I just got back into the game and only noticing a handful being picked vs the whole pool.
>>183255062
Being a super villain sounds like hard business. You'd think a self-proclaimed superior human wouldn't bother with meaninglessly difficult avenues of life. Soldier doesn't even have to try to be a leader, no matte how hard he fucks up his general behavior just kind of sells him as a hero, even when he doesn't want it. And he's got friends who love him. So he doesn't have to be looking over his back and assert dominance all the time. Being a villain sounds like a default inferior position if you ask me.
>>183255393
d.va winston soldier genji tracer lucio zen ana sombra
Well that wasn't so hard
>>183255585
I knew you could do it anon
>>183255457
76 nor his 'friends' dont have to worry about launching a 'war' in hopes of a new world order. Akande is a leader of a group filled with people who would gladly take his place, so he has to show he is the better man. DF is used to being organized and has a dream to shape the world in what he believes is best. All 76 has to do is just hang back and hope to sort whatever beef he has with Reyes.
>>183255062
i think the reapers more powerful in canon than we been shown
losing to winston aint a burial anymore
I dipped under 2500 again because I normally solo Q fill (aka normally heal or tank with bad heals) and the people at this rank are all awful
I had 4 medals as zen on KOTH
then lost 2 super hard with hanzo only shitters
I'm going insane
when i play well i lose, when i feel useless and a liability, i win
i got better and now have lost over 400 sr
>>183255807
Is this the new OTP?
>>183256015
Are you sure it's not you? You can't blame the team entirely.
>>183256106
I actually only do good with good teamwork, If my team does good i'll do better, if i do shitty my team does shitty.
This seaosn i was bronze while last season i was mid gold
why am i suspended for 7 minutes??? i didnt do anything?
>>183256157
Classic big tall powerful quiet handsome top with short energetic loud happy cute bottom. It's the Gravitation of Overwatch.
How many of youplay on console.
Just wonderin.
>>183256219
I know i should be able to solo carry but i'm not that good and this game with the way it's made if you have just one bad teammate it's gonna weigh you down bad.
Fareeha!
>>183256412
I play on pc, my aim is just as bad as a console player's though,
>>183254128
Reminder that this player allegedly doesn't not use KB+M.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vs2T16dMYc&t=149s
>>183256412
i am diamond on ps4 and low gold(and falling rapidly) on pc
my accuracy on ps4 is 5% higher with s76 and my overall final blows to deaths is like 2.50 whereas on pc its somewhere negative lmao
>>183256180
>4golds as zen and stuck with hanzo mains that can't hit a shot
I'm pretty sure it's not me
>>183254278
>Be aimbotter
>Pick Zarya
For what purpose? S76 or Mcmeme would be an infinitely better choice
>>183253673
competitive > 3v3 > 6v6 elimination > shit > other gamemodes
>>183256406
So Lucio/Doomfist is like every bad yaoi ever?
It's like I never left 2006.
No wonder why you fags always complain about Pharah and Roadhog being OP, you all play on fucking console
>>183256694
You now realize that it's the straight pairings that are so rare and "left field".
So let me get this straight Doomfist essentially outranks reaper and in the comic Doomfist basically tells reaper that they fucked up in russia and it was Sombra that saved their ass and its people like Sombra that he is happy to have as a part of Talon.
Its like wherever gabriel goes he is a cuckboy
>>183256935
so wait does the tube get shoved in her ass or her vagina?
>>183256412
Diamond on Bone.
>>183256983
That's funny considering that Sombra basically hijacked the mission for her own hidden agenda so not only is Reaper a cuck but apparently Doomfist too.
>yfwOVERTIME
Angela is a smart and kind doctor and a great role model for young people!
I admire her a great deal!
Why do so many people want Tracer to cheat on her girlfriend?
>>183256935
this, what the fuck is going on...i mean, they actually consider kb+m on console cheating, even though it sucks on console
>>183257124
Doomfist stated that Sombras actions and her self agenda thing is something worth being proud of in a enterprising talon start-up which basically shows he didnt get a shit about Gabriel wire-tapping on Sombra's actions..
Sombra was under Gabriel's command at the time. Its also worth noting that in the same conversation that doomfist jabbed out how gabriel is still fucking up by having not killed soldier and ana yet
>>183257262
i dont think their parents would appreciate the kind of videos you did to support your medical school expenses
>>183257351
And here I thought that the average owg player were silver shitters
but they're sub bronze (=cosnole) shitters ad the one on PC keep playing quick play and mystery heroes
why is this general so full of casuals
>>183257351
because you react faster with kb+m while everyone else is handicapped with controller movement
>>183254891
lmfao, nah, there were so many known aimbotters in season 4 that never got banned.
and honestly, there's nothing stopping you from getting a kb+m. it's not even that expensive compared to paying however much a week/month for an aimbot program
I don't think she'd have much of an issue with that. The Swiss education system is pretty robust.
>>183257685
its not actually that she HAD to, but because she wanted to..
>>183257192
Just one shot, better make it count.
Is sombra good? Is tracer better or worse?
>>183257735
Quite the inaccurate picture. Reaper's suppose to be the white girl in the picture.
>>183256949
>you now realize
I have friends who are raging fujos. I basically expect gay ships at this point.
>>183257936
>I have friends who are raging fujos.
>>183257843
Hacked health kits are handy. Otherwise no not really.
Tracer is better by like a billion times.
Who else immediately fell in love with this character?
Do you think he could be a fleshed out "Ivon" concept that leaked earlier, what with the red suit or all?
Personally, he screams Vampire to me, especially with the hair/goatee and red and black color scheme.
>>183258027
you do realize the rest of the overwatch (((community))) are either raging fujos or bitter lesbians
>>183258091
I've said this before, a support that's ult gives his team health steal would be lit.
>>183257843
Hacked HP kit + winston/dva abusing it = infinite EMPs
Other than that, getting hacks off on mercy/tanks is satisfying but usually too unreliable. DPS output is shit unless you have godlike tracking.
>>183258091
>its mondatta transferred to a new body
it was me zenyatta, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
>>183257192
>>183258027I've known them for a long time and most of our other interests align pretty well. Basically they're fine as long as politics or shipping don't come up.
>>183257192
>>183257192
>the first month i played this game
>overtime
>minutes on minutes of people contesting
>99% each for both teams
>everyone screaming in voice chat
>everyone typing on all chat
>everyone having the time of their lives
where did the good times go?
>>183258470
I'm more surprised when there isn't overtime, it happens just about every game
>>183256983
>Doomfist essentially outranks reaper
No, they both sit on the council. Reaper does act like his subordinate though
>>183258147>Gaze into the anus
>>183256541
That looks like controller aim to me. They rely heavily on moving to aim and most shots are someone walking into their crosshair.
Also keep in mind that a montage of clips of individual kills can make anyone look incredible. You don't see the 500 misses, just the shots that hit.
>>183257262
I dunno she was a bit cold in the uprising comic.
>>183258607
doomfist is the mace windu to reaper's qui gon jinn
Here comes T.Racer!
I can't even play this game anymore, I just fap to Pharmercy cuteshit.
>>183258091
He's awesome and I really hope we get him as a hero
>>183258730
She was cold because they were beating around the bush about helping or not and she got tired of their shit and wanted to go help.
>>183257192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChCp9knOnII
>Tfw salty about Doomfist. At
least his ingame model.
He actually looked pretty bad and imposing in the anime intro for him.
How did they manage to make a character named DOOMFIST look like they lack a personality entirely. I'm not even a butthurt Terry Crews fag, he probably couldn't pull off a Nigerian accent very well.
Seriously though. They could have at least furrowed his brow a bit more or give him a more intense default expression.I'm starting to believe the conspiracy theory that Jeff wanted to make the black evil character not that evil looking to appease certain groups.
>>183257270
Because her girlfriend is like a cardboard cutout and not nearly as attractive as Amélie.
>>183258237
>their fight is basically a ball throwing contest
>>183258735
So, Mcree will kill Doomfist in a moment of confusion and align with Maximillien/Council Joker to save Mercy from dying?
>>183257270
Because they're still ass-blasted that the girlfriend isn't a character they chose.
>>183259086
yes but did anyone tell you the story of Strike Commander Morrison the wise?
>>183258091
where did you get his name from?
>>183256448
Is my wife!
>>183259086
Nah. McREE would just end up joining.
so i guess no one in OWverse is alarmed that there exists a sect of robots with fucking magic powers
>>183259086
Wouldn't Ana, Pharah, or Sombra work better than Mercy?
>>183257270
i get pharmercy
i get ana-rein
both are still stupid but i get the logic.
what i dont get is mccree and hanzo
what the fuck do they even do with each other? they dont work as a combo, they dont have anything that ties them together. no theme. no lore. not even any unique voice lines that set them apart from everyone else
WHY
>>183256448
>>183259178
>tfw know some chick irl that looks like a full-figured version of pharah
>>183259210
Well he ultimately does and becomes a super cyborg that's bros with Maximillien. He also later kills Soldier 76.
>>183259291
None of them are like Padme
>>183259409
Post pics pls.
>>183258987
How do you go from this. . .
>>183259496
Realistically, neither is Mercy.
>>183259347
They're loner old dudes and that means they want to fuck
>>183259549
I dont creepshot famalam but if i get a dinner date ill gibi pics on my twitter for my followers to see
>>183259347
Same reason Pharah/Mercy took off. Attractive people slapped together while everything else gets filled by headcanon.
>>183259585
. . .to this
hes gonna voice the omnic isnt he
>>183259585
>>183259676
By wanking yourself and busting nut after nut.
>>183259854
Terry crews prolly was a bitch ass nigga was wanted too much money just to spew out a few voice lines. Also another probable theory is all the overwatch rule34 scared him away from playing the game because he literally has no self control when it comes to his left hand and his dick
>>183259676
>White colour scheme
>Golden gauntlet
>Literally the colour scheme of a good guy
Should have been pic related for the initial skin
>>183259854
He voices Doomfistnot Ogande
Found some more Doomfist concept art
>>183260170
his name is bubbles but his knuckles say cobra
>>183260146
Why not just have him dress up as Kony for better effect.
I get unreasonably angry when Chu posts something unrelated to overwatch
>>183257192
>playing Total Mayhem
>game enters overtime
>next 10 minutes is just all 12 players using abilities constantly on top of the payload
>>183260378
>Chu not doing his jobyet again
>Layton on mobile
Not sure which I am more furious about
>>183260407
>playing total mayhem
>>183260539
>Not enjoying a total mindless shitstorm once in a while
You need to relax your butthole, Anon.
>>183253673No Limits> Mystery Heroes > 6v6 Lockout Elimination > 3v3 Lockout Elimination >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literally all other gamemodes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> competitive
>>183260372
Even then, camo green is a better villain colour scheme than literally white and gold
>>183260503
we just got a new comic
>>183257192
>Lucio pushes me away at the last second as i try to get on point
>it was only lucio there
>>183260539
its so fucking cancerous, it always just devolves to tryhards playing the same zarya/lucio/winston and making games retardedly long
bring back unlimited heroes jeff that was the closest to the old play for funsies QP
>>183257192
>>183260579
It's boring once both teams have winston + zarya + lucio
and its boring if only 1 team has team because its a 1 way stomp
>>183260407
>>183260579
>play Total Mayhem
>pick Sombra
>ult
>win
Total Mayhem is the mode Sombra was MADE for
>Can't decrease weapon size
why is this game so shit?
>>183260596
>takes literally months to write a comic in which nothing substantial to the plot happens
you got a weird definition of doing your job
>>183260697
>2017
>still no proper windowed mode
jesus fucking christ blizzard
>>183260637
yea finally she's DOOMED
>>183260539
It's hilarious, especially if you know which characters can do what.
Winstons bubble on a 3 second cooldown means that you can basically just constantly have a bubble shield wherever you go. On payload attack you can literally just stand on the payload and spam bubble off cooldown. Then when they enter your safe space, you tickle them, and wait three years while they try to bring down your 1000 HP. And then when you're finally at 100 or less, you ult to instantly get 2000 HP.
>>183260637
>>183260767
Still ridiculously forced and unfunny.
>>183259347
Honestly, it would've been Genji/Hanzo if they weren't biological brothers. Guaranteed.
McHanzo kinda makes sense if you only look at their personalities. Playful low-tier criminal and depressed prodigy that lost his wealth and family. It would work in a story that still hasn't even decided why Hanzo is actually part of the cast.
>>183260990
You just jelly that Tracer got BIG BLACK BOWL first.
>>183261318
That's not why I'm calling it forced and unfunny.
>>183261502
post funny then
Mei!
>>183261318
HAHAHA SO FUNNY
Post best crusader
>>183261502
>>183261947
>dat steaming mercymain
>>183261958
I can't. He died in the Battle of Eichenwalde.
>>183262070
I know, but I'll put aside posting his protege to post the true best crusader.
You have passed the test anon, good taste.
>>183262065
so this is what autistic man children find funny
Literal >HAHA BLACK MEN AND WHITE WOMEN GETITIT????? :D
>>183261958
>Bonjure
>>183262180
>>183262195
welcome to nu pol """humor'""""
Holy shit I hate Genji. Fuck his bullshit reflect that lasts an entire lifetime and cannot be shot around. Then he just dashes and cuts out half my health even if I did manage to bait him. And if he hasn't killed you within the first 4 seconds of fighting, he just retreats and comes back again. He's not hard to hit, he just is hard to kill.
>>183262290
i have it on very good authority that the next gay character has been decided and its doomfist.
look out reaper!
>losing to a 6 DPS team of meme picks like Torb and Sym because everyone on your team except you refuses to change off the high skill floor heroes like Hanzo, Genji and Tracer that mean they're constantly dying while getting upset about "cheese"
>>183262393
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
>>183262302
>nu pol
Is there anything more cancerous on this earth holy shit
>>183262195
>totally not triggered. the post
The actual fun is in those screeches you manage to spill over some old porn meme.
>>183262363
>Fuck his bullshit reflect that lasts an entire lifetime
Are you talking about Deflect or Pharah's flying?
>>183262492
I invite others to contribute, can never have enough german man.
>>183262518
>Someone points out your sperging child humor
>I WAS TOTALLY LAUGHING AT THE WAY YOU WOULD RESPOND HAHA
Not him but I can't tell if you are serious when you typed that reply or if im getting baited
First time in my 400 hours of Overwatch I'm being told to switch off Reinhardt in comp.
Fuck dive meta. It is unfun to play and especially to play againts
>>183262363
>Bait the reflect
>Shoot him in the face
Granted a good Genji is a slippery son of a bitch and that can be hard sometimes.
>>183262627
>told to switch off Reinhardt in comp.
Why I don't play comp anymore desu, complete clusterfuck of which team is more retarded
>BIOTIC grenade
>can affect omnics
Mind explaining yourselves, overbabs?
>>183262761
its a video game
>>183262395
The next gay character will be symmetra. She will come out of her closet as a ftm trans as well and will date a qt br grill that is studying to leave the slums
>>183262708
This old dog still bites hard.
>M2 shuriken needs aim
>>183262834
Just like scout's shotgun!
>>183262625
>some arrogant cunt says
>"uwaah dat child meme humor is not funny"
>on a meme board
As I said, you post something funny or all you can do is answer to cliches with even more cliches?
stfu then
How can anyone possibly have fun with playing Reinhardt? You spend most of your time holding M2 and occasionally press E.
>>183262964
who are you talking to
>>183262195
>people getting triggered by regular shitposting
people tell of legends of when 4chan tricked tumblr into invading and then decimated tumblr back. everyone thought 4chan won.
but no, 4chan lost.
this site is now teeming with people who label any regular shitposting and bantz with idiotic goback2/pol/ or some weak shit like that. most affected is /co/. is bascially too far gone now.
4chan went in big and flash with high damage nukes, but in the end tumblr won with slow working cancer DoT
>>183263048
sounds like you're playing him poorly
i've had great reinhardts on my teams that know when to engage and back away, gets damage in and protects their team
you just need a bit of cooperation
>>183263178
>Projecting: The post
>>183263048
I do it for the High Impact German On German Violence
>>183263048
>moving the frontline right next the enemy so your team does high damage with no falloff while they hit your barrier
>hitting some low hp schmuck with your E
>hitting someone with your shift
>hitting a lot of people with your Q
>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE
>making the enemy team really nervous to approach you because you splatter their asses
>moving forward to shield someone who would otherwise die
But above all else
>dueling another good reinhardt
>dodging his E while hitting yours
>dodging his shift while hitting him by predicting where he'll impact
>baiting his shatter and outplaying him with yours
Seeing him ult and get nothing, makes my god damn dick harder than diamonds
>>183263291
4chan.org/co/catalog
take a visit
>guy instapicks Sombra on KOTH
>refuses to change
>sniperfaggot also refuses to change off Widow/Hanzo
>have to basically beg our solo healer (I'm tank) to not change off when they get mad
>we manage to win one round thanks to our Genji doing well
>Sombra assumes it was due to her
>gets upset when we lose 3-1 because "lol low diamond dont know how to play with EMP"
Why don't people just play normally?
>>183263452
>"lol low diamond dont know how to play with EMP"
so why would you play sombra in low diamond
what a dumb guy
>>183263419
Look I know tumblr shit is all over this damn place but it honestly looks like they're just talking about comics.
>>183263419
No one even knows what you are talking about anymore
>>183263334
>nanoboosting rein
>ever
>>183263570
>now your rein has more damage, speed and health but STILL CANT HIT ANYONE
>>183263570
Yeah normally I call Ana's retarded for doing it but if you follow it after a good shatter it really mops things up.
>>183263618
>speed
Anon... I...
>>183263419
>>183263178
>Retard actually think there's some kind of ebin rivalry between 4chan - Reddit/Tumblr
Just stay on /pol/ or /r9k/ or whatever new coolkids club there is faggot.
>>183263618
>nanoboost
>speed
>>183263658
>>183263671
dammit i just listed buffs and automatically added speed
>>183263048
Well that's why you're not having fun. You swing that hammer at any fuckboy that get's near you. It's usually the zippy little shits that'll die in two hits or the spooky guy. This is grossly simplified mind. There's a knack to it you learn as you play.
You either like being a giant armored walking shield equipped with a giant hammer to bat people with and a jetbooster to tackle and pin mother fuckers who dare to stand in your way, or you don't.
>>183263618
Nanoboost should be speed + damage not damage + defense
>>183263761
>trying to wack that genji that keeps dancing on your helmet
from one rein to another, how the hell do you do it? Feels like he's always above him FOV, even when I'm looking straight up. Doesn't help that the rest of the enemy team uses it as an opportunity to ff the shit out of me
>>183263853
Reins hammer arc hitbox lasts ages, you just have to look over a large area during the swing animation and you'll cleave a huge are
Think of Reins hammer like winstons tesla cannon but with significantly higher dps but lower range
>overwatch isn't a moba
who actually believes this
>>183264076
Who cares what you call it
>>183264065
When PTR goes live it'll be easier because you won't have to be looking at genji at the lastframe of your swing. I just wish we could smash his deflect.
>>183263853
It used to be easier than it is now on live. They fixed Reinhardt on the PTR. He can reliably get his damage out again. As a stopgap before then it helps if you set Rein's sensitivity fairly high so you can turn quickly while swinging your hammer. This'll fuck with your Firestrike aim though if you play on lower sensitivity.
Has the hilarious and somewhat useful side-effect of being able to spazz out with your shield. Make sure you set it for Reinhardt specifically though. You don't want to fuck up your other heroes sensitivity.
>new comic
geez thanks blizzard that's exactly what i wanted, to read some turbo nerd medium about a fucking video game that i'd rather PLAY if you fuckers fixed it
it feels like a slap in the face honestly
>oh the game is in a terrible state feeling stale as fuck? ranked is completely borked and even 4100+ SR games are full of griefers and trolling? here, have a comic!
fuck you
>playing a casual game competitively
wtf?
>>183264690
>ow babbs love to talk about hero mechanical diversity in a game designed from the ground up to limit individual mechanical diversity
>>183264690
>doing anything
>being anything
wtf????
>sleepdart Doomfist who won't leave me the fuck alone
>Zen immediately wakes him up so I get killed
He didn't even charge his orbs or anything, nor did he put discord on him. I hate retards who fire at anything.
JUST
i will never understand how people can find playing symmetra interesting
>friendly dva uses ult
>enemies trying to hide behind payload
>bump them to open space
>triple kill
>tfw you post the wrong version of your shitty shitpost
What is Zenyatta helping Orisa with, guys?
I befriended this guy on the PTR but he's the instalock Doomfist or rage "XD LULULUL IT'S ONLY QP" type and it's annoying as fuck.
>>183265737
unfriend immediately. you will never have good games with this person
>>183265236
>tfw live servers finally get the smug as fuck D.Va voice lines for eating ults on the 27th
Can't wait
>>183265684
Freeing her mind.
>>183265854
nerf dm
>>183265737
>friend a guy who sent me a friend request
>talk for a bit
>check his profile
>he's a sniper main
I immediately regret
>>183265854
Do you ever post about anything that isn't D.Va? Are you even good at this game?
>Teamed up with instalocking Widow, Sombra, Bastion mains
That's okay, i didnt want to win anyway.
>>183266287
I bet he does all his Sombra posting under "Anonymous".
>>183265737
Maybe it's been some weird luck but I get friend requests from guys that are decent, don't throw and try to wing, or rage andMercy mains that aren't bitches.
guys i discovered something interesting
basically i noticed that if i hold the tab screen open my fps drops from the stable 154 i have it capped as to around 120-130
but if i put OW process priority to high from task manager it doesn't happen
also feels like the game runs bit smoother in general at same fps
>>183266484
>Mercy mains that aren't bitches
>water that's not wet
>climb from 1700 to 2800
>start getting about 15-20 sr a game
What the fuck, I play all supports except for mercy.
I'm plat at 2622 sr with five stars. Is that embarrassing?
Also looking for a mercy main to duo
my battle id is Turin#1836
>>183265686
Nice.
>when that cancerous asshole that threw on your team is on the other team next game
>when you know he only play's hanzo/genji
Get ready for some hot monkey dick you fucking weeb
>>183266779
Asking for a Mercy to pocket you is embarrassing
>>183266779
>that sr
embarrassing
>with five stars
embarrassing
>looking for mercy main to duo
very embarrassing
>Turin
sounds like some nerdy ass fantasy shit name bet it's from LotR or something like that, very embarrassing
>>183266838
>that trolling fucker is on the enemy team
>yes!
>....but now he plays for real??
>>183255213
Just do it you massive faggot
>>183267045
>....but now he plays for real??
And you beat him anyway.
Feels good man.
>>183266643
I know, it's fucking weird. Two that friended me actually took turns being Mercy without bitching and we were on a win streak until we had to split up.By the way, there is non-wet water.
>>183266779
It's easy as fuck to level up in this game, so I don't see why it's embarrassing.
why is there no queue for just skirmish?
>when you're screwing around and your whole team comp is dumb garbage but the enemy team is going full tryhard so you all go your mains and mop the floor with them next round
SENSIBLE MINOR BUFFS
>Orisa
>- HALT now does 20 damage to every enemy colliding together with the graviton (0 damage to 1 enemy being pulled, 40 damage to 2 enemies being pulled, 120 to 6)
Now she has an alternative source of damage to built ult from and can do more than just 15 damage when pulling an enemy around the corner to get hit by 3-4 of her slow bullets. Pulling 3 people together would essentially deal enough damage to grant her 10% ult, helping her and supercharger keep the ult economy of her team going.
>Symmetra
>- Shields from Generator decrease by 30HP/s when leaving range for more than 5 seconds instead of instantaneously being gone
>- Outline of enemies getting beamed by turrets are now visible to Symmetra
This helps Shield Generator not to be such a constricting buff that you readily can't tell when you're going to lose the resource of the extra 75HP instantly during a fight. Also being able to know enemy locations and identities helps to push Sym's utility up more.
>Torb
>- Health is now 150 HP/ 50 Armor
>- Level 1 sentry deals knockback
>- Molten Core allows you to upgrade and heal in 1 strike
The increased Armor healthpool helps to compensate for his massive headshot hitbox and makes him more bulky to chip damage and the knockback on the lv1 makes it so the weak turret isn't completely useless with its 14DPS and tiny healthpool. Also Molten core is no longer situationally advantageous for only having a level 2 out. You still have to put time and effort into upgrading it to level 3, but its not a useless effort
>Junkrat
>- Decrease airlag when concussion jumping by 35%
>- Trap's location is now outlined to allies. Also visible to allies through walls within 20 meter
>- Trapped enemies outlines are now shown to user and allies
Now Junkrat can probably get air mobility without his parabolic movement being gimped after reaching the crest of the arc. Also traps give a team element to them
>Bastion
>- Reduce spread on Primary and Sentry by 10%
>2CP
>enemy team takes the second point with a minute left
>we do it in over time
>we manage to force the draw
It shouldn't, but it feels good to know that we took that win from them.
>>183266287
>Do you ever post about anything that isn't D.Va?
Sometimes. But I talk about D.Va a lot because I really like her. She's one of my favourite things about one of my favourite games.
>Are you even good at this game?
I think I'm okay at some aspects but not "good". My aim is awful especially.
>>183267658
the fact that you change your ideas each time you post this is kind of impressive anon.
>>183267617
Do you have that image in higher res?
>>183267617
>when this happened to me
>how it felt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udKNPnfHP1c
>>183253694
So BLM cockstroking
>People want Defense Matrix nerfed
Where was this complaint during s3 when D.Va was top tier?
>>183267738
I get feedback, the things that stick I stick, the things that I get pointed out where there needs change based on reasoning I change.
I just put descriptions now because so many people ask questions without context like what Orisa needs damage on Halt or why Torb needs more armor.
>>183267658
A sensible minor buff like that wont fix bastion. Instead he needs more defensive options
>Repair mode moved completely to right click
>New ability on E: Emergency Shield Matrix
>12 second cooldown
>Grants 270 degree shield (your back is exposed) around bastion
>Blocks 500 damage (1000 if used in sentry or tank mode)
>Cooldown doesnt start until shield breaks or expires
>Lasts 8 seconds
On top of that give him some fucking spread buffs to the turret like you suggested, they fucked it up so bad in the "rework"
>>183268036
hmm............................................really gets the noggin joggin..............................
>>183268036
Too busy shooting like retards in triple tank meta.
>pulling off a cheeky backcap as Tracer while your team feeds tactically to distract the enemy team
>>183255273
>if the devs of this game are equally retarded
Have you considered the devs are gay/female/bisex/pandakin themselves ?
>>183268117
Hey man fuck you pandas are great
>>183268198
No they aren't.
>>183257735
>Blizzard instead of Brazzers
10/10, would open again
>>183268305
>>183268198
Go back to your General Noel Vermillion.
>>183262195
>so this is what autistic
You can just throw in random buzzwords to disqualify something. Nor do you know what autism is.
>>183268117
Not Chu or Jeff, at least.
>>183268324
There's some guy out there, maybe Timothy Lavin, who really fucking hates pandas. He wrote like 10 articles with titles like "All Pandas Must Die."
My sentiments are not that strong, but pandas are shit.
>>183267746
Yeah sure I bumped all my stuff up to 3200x1800 Epic and retook it. Not really much better, its just a menu screenshot.
I wanna fuck Widowmaker
>>183268036
Roadhog kept her in check.
>>183268036
uh
everywhere
who WASNT complaining about dva in s3
its not the communitys fault that blizzard nerfed the wrong aspect of the character and called it fine
>>183268608
I want Widow to choke the life out of me while I cum on her feet
i'm going for the toblesty!
>old comp team dumped me out of the blue
>no reason, just blocked and unfriended by all of them
>been soloQ winston ever since
>encounter them at late night matchmaking where diamond fight grandmasters
>my team is kinda dump and these guys are coordinated as shit
>channel my inner rein fury to rile up my team to win
>grasp a win by the skin of our teeth and some pretty cheesy strats involving a nanoboosted bastion and a grav
>rub it all in their faces>never que again at 5am so I don't have to get my smug ass destroyed
Revenge is sweet
Has Michael Chu made an official statement on Pharah's crush on Reinhardt yet?
There are way too many lines in the game about her obsession with him for it not to be a thing.
>>183268619
Back in season 3 Defense matrix still fucked Hog's shooting.
>>183258470
people have figured out what works and what doesn't so its clear who is better than who
>>183268036
But Dva got nerfed hard in s3. She used to have FIVE HUNDRED ARMOUR
>>183268619
No he didnt. Can we stop pretending that Roadhog was some kind of high impact meta defining hero? Triple tank was rein zarya dva, roadhog has always been a beefy dps that worked well against shit times and stopped being relevant the higher you climbed the ladder
>>183268938
Pharah's a giant Overwatch fangirl and Reinhardt was her hero.She doesn't say anything to Winston or Genji but I'll bet it'll be some sort of fangasm with those two.
>>183269016
What is hook
>>183269130
Winston and Genji didnt represent want Pharah admired the most.
Justice and honour
Genji was an enforcer/agent and Winston was a scientist
>>183269154
Pretty useless when he can't shoot after.
>>183269231
Pretty useful when she can't DM for a solid second, letting your team attack her.
>>183267658
>Shields from Generator decrease by 30HP/s when leaving range for more than 5 seconds instead of instantaneously being gone
How am I supposed to find it and destroy, she can place it near the spawn room so everyone will get shields wherever they be
>>183268938
I want to see a reunion between at least some of the old Overwatch members, with Pharah there as well.
Too bad Chu is trying his hardest to go as slow as fucking possible with the storytelling.
>>183269217
She tries showing off her armor to Torbjorn and fangasms at McCree's shooting. Those have nothing to do with honor or justice.
>>183268608
>>183268696
I want to organize Angela's research notes for her!
I want to perform the menial tasks around the lab that my simple bachelor's degree qualifies me for!
So she can have some time to relax!
After a long hard day at the hectic hospital or the mentally draining research lab, I want to cook a nice meal for her and give her a back rub!
very hardt
>three black characters
>ones a musicfag like most hoodblacks but he's positive as fuck
>ones a hulking guy with bad posture and anger issues but he's an awkward scientist
>ones literally been to prison for commiting crimes and loves to fight/kill people but he's also seen to be reasonable most the time
Why can't blizzard make a realistic black character? They were so close with DF but his actual personality is basically that of a white guys
>>183269349
Torbjorn and Reinhardt met up on Christmas, Genji and Mercy keep in contact by letters, and Tracer and Winston are up to their antics.
>>183268938
Anon Reinhardt is more than twice her age.
>>183269507
>gorilla=black
hummm
>>183268537
Thank you kindly!
>>183269395
You're a good soul, anon
>>183255585
Welcome to above average. In a few matches you will wish you never made it.
Ask a bronze Torb main anything
>>183256412
I do. Diamond on PS4. I use keyboard and mouse, but I couldn't track a static Hog even if my mother's life depended on it, so, yeah.
>90hr Widow main carrying their team
>counterpick to D.Va and focus them
>they swap to Pharah, I kill them again
>VICTORY
"D.Va, you mad?"
I don't understand how counterpicking = being mad.
>>183269998
You don't get the game Anon, you have to be an autist and main a character no matter what
How do I step up my Widowmaker aim??
Hard mode: I'm on xbone
>>183269998
Widowmaker players are used to being left to do their thing, especially in Quick Play, because of most peoples general refusal to counter pick meaning the Widow can just stand a mile away and take potshots forever.
This is why they're the most prone to being offended if you do counter pick them. It's why Widows get upset when you "interrupt a sniper duel" or why they say shit like "wow who plays monkey in quick play".
They're not used to people actually directly countering them like people should, so they assume anyone who does directly counter them is doing something weird or is mad at them.
>>183270123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
I'm finally back to mid-diamond after somehow spending most of season 5 down in platinum.
Do I continue to gamble my SR, or just sit pretty in mid-diamon for next season? I don't want to spend season 6 trying to claw my way out of that hell hole again
>>183270252
doesn't the next season base ranking off of your latest season high anyway?
would be dumb if it didn't because that would incentivise people to stop playing
>>183269621
yes and?
>74 hours on widow
>still only bodyshot
>>183270198
Exactly what I needed. Thank you
Why do people say Tracer is harder to hit than Genji? Tracer's movement is very predictable and easy to track, and you can guess where she will teleport back fairly easy
Genji's movement is random as fuck because of double jump/wall climb
>>183255213
wow u can stay shit or become a better player
>mfw finally win rate over 50%
>>183269395
>So she can have some time to relax!
Wow you are a true "friend", anon. Now she can "relax" with a proper man all night.
>>183270319
I've never heard that. In my experience it's always been how you ended the season.
I goofed off near the end of season 3 and ended up at about 2600. Went 5-5 the next season during placement matches. Even though I had a season high of ~3300, they placed me in low plat. I assumed it was due to my final ranking of the previous season
>>183263178
>being this autistic
>>183269662
Is there an issue, Winston?
>>183270442
I don't know where you heard that, but I've been saying that for ages. As a Zen main, I have no problem taking care of sneaky Tracers, but the double jumping Genjis really fuck me up.
>70% winrate with Zen, ~9 hrs this season.
>On average, win 19 SR with Zen
>Lose 23 SR for average loss
WTF?
So Blizzard obviously thinks I'm playing Zen "wrong" by punishing my SR, but I have a 70% winrate?
Fuck off with this performance based bullshit.
I want to fuck young Ana
>he one-tricks a situational hero
>>183269480
Nice anon. Sorry I couldn't deliver.
>>183270876
are you dishing out a lot of damage? i get 24-25sr gains when i have games where i frag a lot
>>183270876
>>183271059
Why don't you guys play Sombra and get 30-40 per win and lose only about 15-20.
>>183271358
Lies. Mercy is better for SR gain
Can Blizzard please fix the matchmaker so I don't have to see Diamonds and below in my QP?
They are obnoxious, constantly whine when they get rekt and are just overall shit at the game.
>>183269673
Nothing compared to her!
>>183270518
If she were interested, I would do my best to be a great partner for her.
But I would not be so presumptuous as to believe she would be interested in me in that way. I would be elated if she were, however.
That said, no one who causes destruction and hurts people seems like her type anon, so I don't know what you're implying.
What the fuck is wrong with hack's cooldown in Total Mayhem?
>>183271647git gud
>headshot Pharah as Mei
>they leave the game
>Defence on Lunar
>Overtime
>Enemy Winston ults and is about to stall
>He hits my bear trap and is stick right outside the point
>Game ends, we win
In this moment, I am smug
>>183271636
I wish I am, but I'm not.
>>183271836
>freeze a pharah.
>wave at her and leave her there as a random act of kindness.
>I DONT LIKE THISTANNDIN AROUND
http://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/doomfist-masquerade Doomfist is blacking Widow
How do we make 2CPfun?
>>183272875
give me an option to not have to play it in comp
>>183272859
What? How the fuck did you interpret that?
>>183272963
Its called subtext, anon. Two characters standing in the same room. Its OK not everyone would pick up on that.
>>183272963
a man and a woman standing next to each other = they're having sex. didn't you know, anon?
>it's no one wants to heal or tank game
>enemy team goes full tryhard with dive
>check all the career profiles on my team and besides me, they are all DPS mains without a single support in their top 5
>>183273197
Leave. If literally nobody else is willing to pick up the slack of the other tank/healer, they can renouncedly go fuck themselves.
>Play with controller on PC
>Somehow in top 30% for accuracy with some heroes
nani
>>183272859
New skins maybe ?
Can someone explain to me the "Only 12 heroes are viable" meme to me?
>>183272875
normalize spawn distance, add flank routes and basically just make it 2x asymmetrical koth
or mirror the maps, create a center point and turn them into 5cp
>>183273395
How big is Bastion's cock?
>>183273386
Until you realize you read the numbers upside down.
>>183273593
It says im in the top 12% for Zarya, thats good isnt it?
>>183273584
00110001 00110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110011
>>183273197
>>183273361
no you dont leave you pick a throw character and topfrag to minimize sr loss
ha-HA!
>>183273395
You actually want any of that shit? See pic related, we are probs getting suits for everyone next Anniversary anyways, so the rest are objectively shite
>>183273401
Did you mean 7 heroes are viable, with 2 more viable on their own?Winston, D.Va, Tracer Lucio, Zen Genji/S76, with Pharmercy able to operate independently on KotH only.Its a meta with no counter, and it is objectively the most stale meta to come as of yet, ever since Roadhog lost the ability to Roadhog and Reinhardt had bug fixes for bugs that didn't exist
>>183272875
Point B cant have the cap be halted with one person standing on the point vs 6. Instead it works 1 to 1.
I.e. 1 defender contests completely against 1 attacker, but reduces the cap rate of 2 attackers to just 1.
4 defenders on point reduce the cap rate of 6 attackers on point to 2 etc.
Now, when the attackers move in and win a fight, but one elusive little shit is still hanging around, the defenders cant just filter in and stall it 1 by 1 forever
Now defenders will actually have to defend and keep the enemies off the point rather than just stall forever
>>183273926
only the reaper one. The others look like shit, but who know how retarded blizz is.
>>183274052
No, because when I am literally the only one on point defending, I'm gonna be fuddled
>Maps are literally designed around Reinhardt!
>There's no way he'll ever drop out of the meta!
>>183273926
They should take skin ideas from the fanbase, some are top-tier
>>183273197
Why don't play healer yourself? Playing Mercy is piss easy after all or so they say.
>play as zen
>gold medal healing with enemy team having a mercy, silver damage done
>1-0 up
>"zen switch to mercy"
>>183274248
>What is KotH
>What is Numbani
>What is R66
>start a comp game.
>cute sounding french guy starts complaining about the widow.
>he asks me to go healer so we can have duo healers and i switch.
>upon winning the round he compliments me on my healing.
>get flustered and just type thanks in the chat.
how do i stop being so shy /owg/?
>>183274284
ffs
>>183274317
dive
dive
dive
Blackwatch Tracey.
Greetings, /owg/. Let us share some positive experiences we have had in Overwatch recently.
As always, pass into the Iris.
>>183274292
>Implying the (((progressive))) Blizzard would ever infer the glorious christian victory against the shitskins
Pic related, Roadhog has so many flavours
So what is Doomfists endgame? To turn the entire world into battle royale?
>>183273401
12 is REALLY pushing it
Played to an appropriate degree of skill, there isnt 12 viable heroes
Winston Dva Lucio Ana Tracer every team no matter what.
Thats 5
2nd dps varies from genji to 76 to very occasionally widow on koth
Thats 8
Pharah mercy gets played by certain players as a zen+dps slot combo occasionally on good pharah maps
Thats 10
Sombra gets played on defense as a 2nd support if the point supports a really good health pack location to hack
11.
Outside of that: The hero is eithee too weak to see play or gets directly countered by a meta hero, and seeing as Jeff seems to think the game is balanced, thats never gonna change
Doomfist is the closest we have to something shaking the meta up due to his strength against meta heroes. But then that might just mean the 2nd dps slot is taken by doomfist every time now, so he just pushes 76 and genji out of play, making the meta worse
>>183274307
>instalock Zen as soon as the map loads
>everyone else chooses their hero
>end up with 4DPSbabbies
>they start demanding I switch to Mercy
>>183253775
Winston is a 20 second ult battery tho
>>183274214
As you should be
>>183274417
This post is Reaper in his summer games olympic swimmer skin
>>183274463
2 comp games in a row I've had people trolling and going AFK because we lost the first round on KOTH :)
>>183273386
its almost as if this game is a casual slow ass console tier shooter where most characters barley have to aim
>>183274292
>You will never magic away a reflect
Why live?
>>183274284
DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CREATURE BURN IT WITH FIRE. If you made that, seriously kill yourself
>>183274463
Positive experiences in Overwatch what is that
>>183274660
Fuck, pic
>>183274490
To make everyone act like a hostile nigger, hopefully with a worldwide chimpout
>>183274638
Season 5 is garbage. Not touching competitive until Blizz actually had a decent punishment system.
>>183274483
>the ladle is attached to a sausage chain
Made me giggle tbhm8
>>183274490
He runs a cosmetic surgery and augmentation company, when people get hurt or disfigured through conflict, his technology makes them look better and get stronger, and then makes him more money, to invest back into the company, to research better technology to make people stronger and more beautiful
He lost his arm in the omnic crisis, and his technology made him stronger than he was before
If the world is in constant war and crisis, people will get hurt, and thus the recovery and technology will evolve them and make them stronger
So he wants humanity to evolve through conflict
Its solid logic desu. Darwinian almost
Junkertown map when?
Is Lucio a manlet?
>>183274984
Yes, he's like 5.4 or something
>>183274984
Yes
>>183274434
I love that artist and her Traceys~
>>183274975
The New Zealand/ Roadhog payload map is coming next isn't it. Finally a vertical map
>>183275097
>Junkrat is actually really tall once you realise he at headheight with the cast when hunched over
>>183275097
Pharah truly is the patricians choice for a woman.
Is gaining 700 SR in a month a good thing or I should be doing it faster?
>>183275163
Mount Maunganui was what was found in the files alongside Horizon and Utopea
For the longest time, I thought I hated the 2cp maps, along with all of the community. But recently, I just didn't find myself being frustrated at them, at all. Instead, what began to set my buttcheeks on fire was Route 66.
I can't even point the finger at what in particular is so bad in this map, maybe it's that feeling of leading a siege of a fucking castle in middle ages, where all kinds of shit is constantly falling on you from the highground and you can do very little to make it stop, maybe it's that dreaded last bit of the map with this stupid fucking corridor that isn't fun to defend and isn't fun to attack for some reason, maybe it's both and something else on top of the pile, but I just fucking hate it lately.
Every time I think about playing a character that requires any amount of effort on R66 - I stop and pick lucio, because fuck that.
Do you guys feel the same way about this map?
Or any other map?
The closest thing I've seen is hate on Oasis, and that's understandable, Oasis isn't suited for anyone, not even pharah.
But surprisingly, nobody is hating on non-2cp maps here.
>>183275097
Whoa, my view of Genji has completely changed now.
What a puny little manlet.
>>183275420
That guy was lying out of his ass and no actual files were found indicating those maps existed.
>>183275465
Hes average height in Japan at least
>>183275442
I really dislike it too. Pretty much the same with Gibraltar. I'm just glad when it's over with those two. When I really think about it I hate every map in this game besides Lijiang Tower.
>>183275442
Same. I find its because there is no set 'spot to hold'. Watchpoint has the obvious corners, Dorado has the chokes, but R66 is up to the imagination-which when put in a match with 5 randoms means it just aint that fun.
So I'm assuming that the grunts that each character makes as they melee is what they sound like when they grunt during sex
Who makes the hottest noises?
>>183275617
>Besides Lijang tower
Wrong answer.
>>183275687
Yeah, there's a lot of open space too, where it's not clear what exactly should you hold. And that's not a bad thing, if only you first think about how you are going to adopt that feeling. Every other map in Overwatch is a clusterfuck where even on the openest space possible you can hear soldier ulting, and in one second be in cover. Here - well, there are a lot of places where you can't do that, not unless he's ulting from a suboptimal spot. And then there are widows sniping you across the map, bastions on the last point, that stupid fucking hallway you HAVE to go through on defense on the second part - it's just a pattern of giant sightlines, followed by choke-your-arse corridors. Maybe I'm biased, I don't play a lot of mobile heroes, you tell me.
>>183275708
Rein
>Symm is 1v1'ing Winston who has a pocket Mercy
>holding primary on him for 7-8 seconds straight and he doesnt die.
>the rest of the team doesnt kill Mercy who is was right there the whole time.
Why is this allowed?
>>183275442
>now arriving atIlios
>>183275708
Mei's punching sounds are prettycute
>>183253557
there needs to be a scout sniper character to replace how people currently try to play hanzo, then they can rework hanzo
>>183276226
>>183276174
No, its the same for me. I play some of the dive heroes when I have to, but last point in particular is bad. With first and second point, there are very few flanks, first point literally having the midtunnel and the backline-but it's workable.
But 3rd point, hoooolyyyy shit. Literally a linear tunnel with 3 straight lines intersecting with each other.
I like how Jeff only posted the QP stats for each map, because it would be horribly balanced if he showed GM/T500 stats, i'll nigh guarantee
>saved a single anniversary box.
should i open it guys? or should i save it until the next event starts?
>>183276182
>not going after the Mercy before the Winston
>me ooga, team booga
>>183276335
Nepal?
>>183276247
but that should be widow
and hanzo should be focused on utility over damage since its very clear that hes never going to be capable of competing on-level with other more consistent characters unless they completely fucking break him
>>183276246
>heeyuhhh
that one always cracks me up
>Flex as the team needs me to
>Heal until one of the DPS decides to switch off and then alternate tanking and hitscan DPS
>lose anyway, oh well
>-40 SR
>win
>12 SR
>stubbornly instalock one character, leave voice chat, and never switch off
>lose
>-10 SR
>win
>36 SR
Are you motherfucking serious?
>>183276591
I know the drops are already set, but keep one from each event-for posterity
>>183276591
Loot box contents are decided when you acquire the box, not when you open it, nothing new will be there if you wait
>>183275442
the way i see 2CP as a newbie:
>oh well a welfare victory and then whoever has the best mercy wins
PL is okay for me but i see 2~3 chokepoints that can be used, and its not even on all maps so some maps are more forgiving that others, wich annoys me
the only exception is not about map, but my team
every time they trickle in or flank poorly and i end up looking at the cart with those 2~5 DPS trickling in i just know we are gonna lose. sometimes when we are defending a position i know we are gonna lose because we are not only gonna get flanked, my team cant take the flanking.
>inb4 bluhbluh carry your team
yes i do that alone and im top 500 in QP thank you for reminding me im a piece of shit for not being able to play 6 accounts at once
>>183276649
cooperating with a bad team, specially supports that are defined by who they support, is a bad move.
>>183276706
good idea anon. thanks.
>>183276335
I will never get tired of Ainsley Lucio
>>183276226
Ye, whatever, it's a decent map. Ruins doesn't have ANY dynamic though, every time I play it - barely anyone knows their place, it's like a TDM for the first minute or so, until one team wins and the other takes the battle closer to their spawn.
>KOTH
>0/99
>finally cap the point during overtime
>entire team immediately runs off the point to spawncamp
>>183276806
That's not the point though.
How often is Sty gonna make the same video over and over again?How often am I gonna give him views.
>>183277170
Why do you even watch him? Seriously, I watched a couple videos to see what he was about and he talks for like 15 minutes about some shit that he could say in 5 minutes tops and 90% of the time it's basically shit you read on 4chan including me ooga team booga stories.
>>183276809
Your welcome, it's nice to have a physical reminder of each event, as well as a quick thing to open at the start of each event when it rolls over
>>183276871
>British Lucio
>'Now how about we amp this up'
I both love and hate being British
>>183277276
I'm a creature of habits.
Hard to stop something once I started it.
Alright /owg/, post
>your overwatch waifu/husbando.
>your most played hero.
>your home country.
>>183268786
Revenge is always sweet. Whoever says it isn't is a liar.
>>183277379
>Mei
>Junkrat
>Scotland
>>183277425
Should have voted for scotexit better. Now you'll have to enjoy your trapcer.
>>183277539
>Sombra
>Lucio
>UK
That Giggles had some fucking balls
>>183277539
>Tracey
>Zenyatta
>Spain
>>183277539
Sombra
Reaper
U S A
>>183277539
>Mei
>Zenyatta
>The Netherlands
>>183253557
who's good to play on total mayhem (apart from sombra)?
>>183277539
Hana
Hana
Germany
>>183277425
>Have a 'UK' hero already
In priority order
>Ireland (Its actually its own country)
>Scots
>'Welsh'
>Actual English hero, not some uptuck lezzie girl
>>183277858
this is autistic, whoever made that image is autistic
>>183277539
>Mei
>Ana
>England
>>183278041
Feck off
>>183277539
>Pharah
>Lucio
>Netherlands
What do you think Sombras favorite Taco Bell food is?
>>183277539
>Your ovw waifu
None. They all lack personality to make a life partner. Chu is a brilliant character bio writer, but he tries to write everything like it's a bio. Doesn't work.
>Your most played hero
Ana, followed by a Zen. I love supports when they are done good.
>Your home country
Russia
>>183278041
Bugger off m8
>>183278246
Sombra is an actual Mexican so Taco Bell is probably insulting to her all around.
>>183277539
>D.Va
>Genji
>UK
>>183277590
>>183277683
>>183277693
>>183277824
>>183278094
>>183278220
>>183278371
>>183278430
Shhhhhh, the burgers are sleeping
>>183277539
Widow
Widow
Australia
>>183277539
Mercy
Lucio
UK
>>183277858
>Actual English hero
You mean a Muslim?
>>183278430
L O N D O N
>>183277539
Junk
Winston
Kansas
>>183277539
>Mei
>tied currently between Mei and Sombra
>Born UK, Living as a yank
>>183278481
Did you mean
>Weedove
>Weedove
>Oistrailia
>>183278787
>Your country
>Kansas
This is the best.
>>183278646
No, a depressingly funny, grey, sarcastic piece of shit that is drunk half their life and sleeping the other half. Extremely cynical and strongly nationalistic who hate most things, but disguises it as banter. That who we have up in the North, but who knows-maybe unaware, naive, lezzies are more common down South. Not a Londonistani hero either
>all these uk meifags.
>>183277539
>Mei
>D.Va
>England
>>183277539
D.Va
Zen
Burgerland
>>183278798
Is it better in the states? You actually see the sun over there?
Also nice Mei Fit trainer
>>183278987
>Literally 2 posts
>all these uk meifags
>>183278987
Britbongs are known to be notorious chubby chasers so it checks out
>it's the no-one but you attacks Mercy and she won't fucking die because you're not a DPS episode
>>183279067
What a terrible anatomy by this artist
>>183270693
people in game usually when i say Genji is the hardest target to aim at
>>183277539
>Mercy
>D.Va
>Singapore
>>183279337
>jump on lonely mercy as winston
>she flies away to a team mate across the map
>you stand there like a dipshit idiot
>>183253557
>sombra
should i hold onto my loot boxes for the next update? isnt there gonna be some change in the formula?
>>183277539
Mercy
Lucio
Argentina
>>183279337
You don't actually have to kill supports to win the fight, you know that? You can zone them out or just outdamage their healing with proper focus
>>183278694
You some kind of poof m8?
>>183279504
the contents of the boxes are already decided once you get the box. if you open them after the update nothing will change.
>zoning ults
>>183279475
>Playing Winston
>Oh my god Winston, do your job and dive the backline
>Why is Mercy still alive Winston?
>You. Are. Shit. Winston
>Against a Pharmercy
>>183274463
>My team protected my shield generator
>>183279337
>it's a no-one but you looks up for Pharah and can't kill her because you're not dps episode
So goys, what are you more excited for the possibility of?
>Custom weapon skins
>Diamond portraits, after Platinum portraits
>>183277539
D.Va
Lucio (D.Va soon)
England
>>183279586
Yes i'm a right bender, i'll bend you over and smash your boipucci in with the shlong
>>183277539
>Sombra or Pharah
>Zenny
>Burgerland
>>183277539
holy shit that webm triggered me
Genji is the only thing that prevents me from enjoying this game
>>183274284
Tumblr strikes again
>>183279821
My team didn't cry about me using Mei in ranked and we ended up winning. They complimented my ability to help out our team by freezing flankers and zone control.
>>183279097
Yeah, it's certainly warmer over here, but most of the people are either really nice or beyond obnoxious and proud of it. There's really no in-between.
Does anyone have the career profile pic of the Mercy only player called Skye?
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Skye-12312
>>183277539
>Reaper is love
>Symmetra
>Kazakhstan
>>183279576
>HELDEN STERBEN NICHT
>>183279920
That's a pretty stupid question, considering there's only a handful of people who have gold portraits, let alone those who a ready to get the diamond ones. I mean, a lot of streamers whose full time job it is to play this game have silver, rarely gold portraits. How fucking much would you have to play the game to get the diamond?
>>183279920
pretty sure that portrait was in the game already.
and i don't know, weapon skins seem pretty cool. i'm honestly kind of excited to see if they actually do them for the game.
>>183277539
Reinhardt
Reinhardt
Pizzapastaland
>>183279970
that's fucking gay.same desu
>>183279993
>No cynacism
I don't think I would be able to take it.
Are they so unaware they think you are actually dumb instead of just being sarcastic?
>>183279576
>EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
>>183280057
HELDEN STERBEN, you stupid cunt.
>>183279993
How many times you actually gave a shit about teleporter or shield gen in danger?
>>183279938
>forty is a brit
huh..
>>183280014
>1 month real time on Mercy
>7th percentile healing
>Literally no time on over half the roster
>Decent Lucio for the 39mins they played him
How do people like this exist?
>using torbjorn/bastion/junkrat on koth/attack
>especially attack
>>183279337
>while you reload she heals full
>>183280081
Nah mate, gold isn't the highest, the platinum portrait is higher, and some people are about to surpass it
>>183280507
Even has different boarder designs too. I suppose if you are that autistic,you deserve something unique
>>183277539
Zarya
Lucio
Burger
So Doomfist and Reaper are on the council. As is an Omnic, which is interesting.
>>183280734
>Anarchists have a council of leaders
Chulogic tm
What's the current fastest way to grind levels?
>>183280164
You're alright lad
>in teamfight
>2 of us die
>2 of the enemy die
>our mercy chooses not to rez so the push fails and we draw
I fucking hate retards who play her
>it's another Mercy rezzed 0.5678382347 seconds before you died episode
What's your favourite episode of Overwatch anon?
>playing zarya, defense
>hollywood
>we manage to hold it near the jailhouse
>go winston on attack
>we kill them
>someone decides to leave
>5v6
>someone says we wont lose too much SR for the leaver, I only lost 7 when there is a leave
>stay to game ends (probably the mistake right there)
>go from 2158 to 2135
>mfw
Pretty bullshit, I manage to climb from 1300 to where I am now. I am stuck in the 2100-2200 SR range.
>>183280808
Well they appear pretty unorganized and back-stabby
>>183281282
I love the desperately spamming "Group up!" at spawn while the rest of your team tries to 1v6 like a bunch of retards episode
>>183281282
>It's a junkrat instalock episode
>>183281282
either the
>team can't take out a Torb turret despite having a Genji, Pharah, Ana and S76
or the
>our Torb is literally dinking his turret all game
Classics to be honest
>>183277539
McCree
Ana/Dva
U S A
>>183281282
>the rein abandons the team episode
>the enemy widow is actually a threat episode
>the actually good attack Torbjorn/Symmetra/Orisa episode
>the obvious reddit Lucio episode
Season 2 was quite good, I got the box set
>>183280838
y-you too
>>183278972
Is it a pun?
>>183274463
>go Mercy cuz ddin't feel like aming for a team of 5dps
>DPS actually protects me
>genji was v aggressive in keeping me alive
>mfw victory
>>183282095
mercy is basically unkillable unless she's been hacked or the enemy have a god tracer/genji
>>183282095
YOU HAVE SAVED ME ONCE AGAIN DR ZIGGLER
>>183257192
For when I'm playing healers and flankers jump on me.
Why havent we got a confirmed trans toon yet? I feel underrepresented
>>183282345
Widow is technically transracial. Makes sense why she is being shipped with the lezzie
>>183282231
Wrong. My team abandoned me (Mercy) earlier today and ignored the Winston who fried my anus.
>>183257192
>>183282345
Why isn't Mei allowed to show her breast size clearly in game? Her concept art has large breasts on a character that isn't ridiculously overweight, which is great and annoyingly rare in western games. But then in game they're hidden, even in her sprays.
It makes it seem like having large breasts is some kind of taboo, and genuinely makes me feel like people think it's wrong for some of us to have anything beyond a C cup.
>>183282569
I'll always be impressed about the ability of the overwatch playerbase to ignore a huge ass monkey leaping around.
The worst part about playing junkrat is when you get the drop on an enemy and they dont even know you're there. But you're firing at them and they dodge the grenades by accident just by casually moving left and right.
I dont think any other hero has that happen.
His projectiles are that fucking slow and dodgeable
>>183282345
Tracey is a boy(female)
>>183258271
>tfw you never hit the NOW I'M MOTIVATED zone anymore when you play videogames
how 2 cure depressed
junkrat trap is fucking op
>>183257192
The round should just end when the time runs out.
Every game should be two rounds and the team that gets the most wins.
If they both get the exact same amount then it's a draw.
>>183277539
>Mercy
>Rein
>Boston
>>183282853
may i suggest a light buzz induced by two or three beers
>>183282917
Nah, only allow Overtime once. That way for tight games you have a chance, but its not bullshit when its been Overtime 7 times in one KotH match
>>183282782
That's not how it works anon
>>183282890
How does it get Zen anyways?
>>183282890
you just suck
>>183283227
It's a guaranteed kill ability, it's stupid
Sombra's hack shouldn't be cancelled by damage, that's fucking retarded
why do niggers play comp just to throw and troll? who has time and energy to troll solo queuers? I would understand trolling streamers for attention but trolling solo queuers? really?
>>183283436
I dont understand why Sombra isnt able to translocate out of it?? Whats the science behind this BS....
>>183283220
>How does it get Zen anyways?
never thought of this before
i'm 2.2k sr and i'm new to this game, people here usually flame you if you're not doing a 2-2-2 comp, is this the meta team comp most of the time or are they just being shitters?
>>183256935
If only the ice wall were transparent, same for her cryo-freeze
>>183280357
Believe it or not a lot of Mercy mains were medic mains in TF2, the role is very enjoyable to some
>>183282782
I wish I had a BF (female) like him.
>>183283512
there r lot of things sombra should b able to do but dont
such as not being able to EMP enemies behind a wall.. meanwhile Mercy can rez through walls
Www.fast.com
Post your speed
>>183283926
nice mobile posting
>>183277539
D.va
D.va
Israel
>>183282890
Its good but not OP
You can see it and destroy it easily enough
If you know an enemy team has Junkrat then you need to look out on the ground for chokes he holds
You can still turn, shoot, use abilities and shit
And usually on the JR knows its snagged someone, so usually its only him going to control the situation unless he communicates with his team
It definitely hurts though
>People ship D.Va with Genji even though both Korea and Japan have incredibly nationalist hatred of each other
>>183283614
Its not the meta comp, but it's the most reliable comp not to fuck up. team comp really doesn't matter that much until Plat/Diamond
But for a quick list of meta comps,
>2/2/2=Reliable, vanilla flavouring
>Deathball (3/1/2)=Reliable, but requires more coordination than 2/2/2
>Triple tank, double support (1/3/2)=Usable, but very unreliable. requires a good Ana
>Quad tank, double support (0/4/2)=Unusable
>Dive (Winston/D.va/Genji or 76/Tracer/Lucio/Zen)=Unbeatable in the current meta, but requires lots of team coordination and moderate skill from all players. Unbeatable because Roadhog can't Roadhog anymore because shitters and Rein can't rein because 'bug fixes'
All of the above use Lucio, because he is literally the only character with AoE and speedboost. Being required doesn't mean he is good, especially after the radius nerf.
>>183284148
It's 2070's and both of them had to fight giant mecha godzillas.
>>183284304
but dive is 2/2/2
list of broken chracters and why
>Bastion
huge hitbox and 76 lite in recon, turret has too nuch spread, too little damage and beung inmobile is a death sentence. his ult asp transforms stunning him for 1s at the start and end
>Roadhog
feeds too much ult to the enemy team, hook breaks on stupid things. hook rein? his shield just went up. hook genji way up in the air? he dashed out of range. hook anyone? they adad through a doodad
>symmetra
completely overpowered on some 2cp, generator in front of their spawn is also stupid. otherwise is a troll pick unless silver and below.
her beam gun also stays locked for .5s-1.5s despite doing 120 dps and ignoring distance and los.
>dva
defense matrix turns off characters and can be spammed. characters like ana, hanzo, junkrat, 76 etc are simply turned off and can only quick melee. Ana cannot heal anyone inside or out of it.
defense matrix also stops ultimates, even the slow wind up projectiles with shouts, reflexively pressing it for .5s and eating mei ult and graviton
killing a character or disabling its abilities is bot a rational way to balance a skill unless other characters have as strong skills.
the ease of matrix and its recharge rate make this character broken
>pharah
not overpowered, but most characters have little chance of killing her since she flies, and drop off damage aids her survivability. you must pick a hitscan or you simply cannot reliably kill pharah
>first game of the day
>draw because our retard mercy decided to try and 1v1 hanzo instead of healing
>next game
>lose because of a shit widow
>game after
>lose because of a shit hanzo
>game after
>someone leaves
>game after
>another leaver
>game after
>another widow
>game after a zen who never once used trans or harmony orb so we lost because we were basically down one healer
>next game
>a soldier who can't aim and decides to suicide over and over again
>next game
>another hanzo
ok, how do I carry this? it's basically 5v6 every game, and god knows my team can't win a 5v5, so what do I do? how do I level the playing field? My sr regularly fluctuates between 33000 and 2400. What do I do? how do I stop this? how do I get better, what should I play
>>183277539
>Sombra
>Zen
>UK
>our Mei is trolling us with icewalls at the start of every round.
>i say fuck it you want to see who out of their mind more and chase her around the map never stopping even after too much time has passed and go completely overboard chasing her and punchimg her around the map
>we win anyway
>>183283610
Bug? Perhaps Zen is being polite? If they changed it, it isn't as if it would actually affect the meta
>>183283926
75
Shit image btw
So, how does DF know about Reapers past, but does not know about Blackwatch's existence?
And how long did it take for Reaper to sow everyone's masquerade outfits?
>>183282345
kys mentally ill
>>183284304
thanks, most of that makes sense
>>183284386
It's a very specific 2/2/2.
S76, Hanzo, Rein, Hog, Mercy, Lucio can be considered as 2/2/2, but only Winston/ D.va/ Genji or 76/ Tracer/ Lucio/ Zen specifically is considered THE Dive comp
Why can't I opt out of playing with premades?
>>183284408
>symmetra
topkek, how's wood rank these days?
>>183284304
>When you thought triple tank vs 2/2/2 vs quad tank vs dive was stale, but now it's literally dive vs dive because 3 of 6 tanks/ both the anchor tanks are unusable
>>183284885
>symmetra is shit
>unless on some 2cp
>beam doesnt break on distance los and lasts long enough to kill you
hurrrrrrrrrrr HURRRRRRRRR
HURRRRRRRRR
Hello /owg/,
This is my waifu. I know some people won't understand but I fell in love with her. Everytime I am sad I look at pictures of her and I can hear her voice in my head. "love, D.va!".
When I think of her I get this feeling in my heart, this warmth. No 3D woman could ever let me feel like this. Every night I look up to the night sky, and wish that she would be real, so I could stop hugging my dakimakura of her and instead hold her tight in my bed. In the morning she would already be up and cooking breakfast. After a few months we would get engaged and have two or three kids. Sure, we would have lots of work, and I would work maybe 2 jobs to give her the luxuary she deserves but I would do so smiling, knowing I would make her happy. Then when our children finally all moved out, we would take some time off and see the world. Paris, Venice, Naples, New York, Sydney, Jerusalem, Hong Kong and so on. I already see us at old age in our garden, drinking coffee while looking at the sunset. Who knows, maybe even Espresso.
>>183284469
git guud as tracer/gengu n carry
doesnt matter how good u can tank or how good u can heal, if DPS is shit then team is shit
prove me wrongu cant
>>183263853
Swing unpredictability while moving his ibody n a half circle forward and back but still face forward. Almost like a figure eight but then turn around to swing behind you at the end.
>>183285091
Again topkek
>>183284408
bastion on recon has a rifle better that old soldier rifle and 100 more armor. he can also regenerate everything at once
hog can kill rein 80% of all times
sym is literally a one trick. 120 DPS is only above gremlin dva and mercy pistol
dva is literally her DM. without it she would be worser that hog without a hook
pharah unsurprisingly can be zoned out by using the indoor part of the maps. who knew!
>>183285102
I'm happy for you, anon
>>183285279
>pick one of those two
>hard focused by the entire team
>just die to torb turret
you absolutely can't carry with those characters, they are only as strong as the team.
>>183285327
>pharah unsurprisingly can be zoned out by using the indoor part of the maps. who knew!
Too bad that nearly 100% of the important parts of the maps are outdoors or have very high ceilings.
>>183284408
why do you yahoos never stop bitching about defense matrix? are you so bad at video games that you can't attack her from behind or just wait for it to expire?
>>183285938
>just die to torb turret
I said git guud as tracer/genji
not medicore
>>183286149
Yes they are just bad. It's incredibly hard for them to focus D.Va for a few seconds. Please nerf
>>183285327
>better rifle, doesnt have helix
>100 more hp, twice the hitbox
>weaker healing than 76
hog can also OHK squishies with a headshot, doesnt mean he isnt providing free ult charge soaking up damage
I dont care if DM is her only skill, the skill itself is very overpowered.
symmetras beam is auto aim and auto lock, so when im on lucio and she locks onto me, I fly off away and around a corner and her beam is still ticking at me. she isnt good, but there is a reason she has a highest winrate, because of 2cp
the list isnt about whats overpowered, matrix is, its whats poor design.
>>183286220
neither tracer or genji can stop the turret, you need a d.va if the d.va can't do that, you cannot flank
>holy shit, you're a god soldier
>I want to have your babies
>carry us harder, soldier
>have 33% of team damage done
>three gold medals
>still lose
>drop back into gold
And that's when i uninstalled.
>>183286503
You sound awful
>>183284667
Anything else need clarifying? Ask away if you are genuinely confused.
For a history lesson;
>Season 1=Deathball was meta, 2/2/2 existed. Bit of a Wild West for the first half because the entirety of Overwatch was No Limits. WLT was the true meta, a dive comp with 2 Tracers, 2 Winstons and 2 Lucios. Coin flip was still in play.
>Season 2=Deathball and 2/2/2 still existed, but Dive, Beyblade and Triple tank were invented once Ana was added and Hero restrictions were in play. Dive and Triple tank caught on, Beyblade was left a bit (See S3). Triple tank relied on ana getting her fast ult ASAP from 3 tanks, Nanoing a Rein, then using it to snowball the game ASAP
>Season 3=Triple tank rose to power, with an occasional Dive or 2/2/2. Deathball became rare. Quad tank started to rise it's head. Halfway through the season, the Beyblade comp rose to dominance, where a Nano'ed Reaper was Amped up (speed) whilst ulting. It was pretty funny when people would scream LET IT RIP in Voicecomms, but alas the speed aspect of Ana's nano was removed, destroying the comp
>Season 4=Triple Tank and Quad Tank topped the meta, with Dive taking a bit of a sideline. 2/2/2 was rare and Deathball even rarer. Nothing much happened
>Season 5 (Today)= Dive comp has ultimate supremacy. There is no current counter bar another Dive comp. This is due to the fact Roadhog, the ex-hard counter to Dive was completely snapped over Jeffs' knee for no other reason shitters couldn't deal with him. Deathball, Quad and Triple tank are also currently unviable due to the fact Ana had recieved the heavy nerfs to Nano, combined with Blizz breaking Rein because they wanted to 'fix bugs' (that didn't exist)
>>183286779
well I do fluctuate between diamond and gold soo...yeah
>>183286503
so that's what it's like being in bronze
>>183286149
are you a dva or mercy main? decent dvas just spam it for a split second, constantly. You CANNOT DO ANYTHING IN MATRIX.
imagine being constantly hacked but you cant fire your fucking gun, because sombras just flicked her RMB and every 2-3 seconds you are hacked for 1 second, but if you decide to use an ult or pressure someone to get a pick, she can hack you longer
the problem is YOU CANT DO ANYTHING, its instant, it projects outward in a cylinder, and it recharges very quickly. so quick spurts of it do nothing to her overall capacity to eat ults
>>183283610
>>183283220
>>183284502
Junkrat trap has a chain attached, it jumps at you like a chain chomp coz the radius is bigger than the trap itself
>>183286624
Cutter confirmed attention seeking faggots. Failures in life, can't even kill themselves properly.
>>183287000
It's almost like there are heroes who ignore DM.
>it's a solo zen healer episode
>>183286220
you're uh....you're aware torb is still a popular pick in grandmaster right....? specifically because he shuts down flankers?
>>183287000
*teleports behind you*
Is Lucio and Zenyatta for healers acceptable if you are playing 2/2/2? Feels like it's a bit thin on hps
>>183277539
>Sombra
>Lúcio>Chile
>>183287012
Nope, pic related. In fact, how does Zen fall of cliffs as well?
>>183287227
>torb
>popular
>1.34%
can you stop
>>183287147
and? 4 heroes which are all laughably garbage except winston, and zarya gets her ult countered by dva
>>183287440
becauseit's a videogame
>>183287153
>it's a 4 DPS shitters urging the Zen to switch to Mercy episode
>>183287359
Lucio + any other healer is very viable.
how does someone play 1,300 hours of mercy and not get fucking bored.
>Before: Support crying about not being able to have big impact to carry a game
>Now: People crying about support mercy mains getting free rides to GM
???
>>183287227
stop giving it away that ur bronze my dude
honestly just get good as Trace and Genji and you will be able to carry
dps carries the game, not healer or tanks, they r support
thats why most t500 are dps mains
>>183287541
>it is a 4 DPS mains begging zen for mercy while winston decided its best to play sombra for heals by himself
>>183287359
Lucio and Zen are secondary healers, Ana and Mercy are primary healers.
Ideally you would want one of each, with priority to the primary healers. Only on dive comps can Lucio/Zen work because Ana/Mercy get absolutely slaughtered by the Winston/Tracer/D.Va/Genji on the enemy Dive comp. Lucio/Zen are only present becasue they are the only healers that can stand a chance, with Lucio and his boop/speed and Zen with his pure damage output.
>Roadhog
M1 and M2 now have tighter spreads and less falloff damage
hook to 5 seconds cooldown
reload to 1.4
roadhog now builds ult charge from taking damage
whole hog damage falloff decreased
>>183287506
>I can't go behind her and ambush her as tracer or genji
stop trying to 1v1 her
gonna make a smurf cause Im bored as fuck
gib me a name that expresses that I hate my teammates right when I join or just something stupid in general
>>183287440
>>183287701
You can't carry in this game, that's why you're stuck in gold despite being a dps main.
Also, torb is a damn good pick, don't kid yourself
>>183287440
>>183287529I wish Zen would actually uses his legs.
>>183287994
you mean asides butt kicking?
>>183287994
He does
>>183287994
He kicks people
>>183287976
Well shit, you are right
>>183287994
Literally one emote is all that is needed. Call it 'moonwalk' or something
>>183287927
IHaveAutismPleaseBePatient
>>183287893
>1v1
shut the fuck up. Matrix is the size of a point, and isnt relevant 1v1. the relevance is your team cant fucking shoot anywhere and theirs can.
>tracer/genji
ah yes, the badly designed characters that teleport. guess what. if you learn how to play DVA, tracer jumping on your team is a non factor since you can snapshot her. then someone shoots her, probably another tracer.
genji can fan her, but wont be actually killing her.
only winston can reliably kill anyone because of his beam.
>>183275307
Yes she is.
>>183287849
Tanks are defined by their abilities, not their weapon.
>>183287927
Papa_Smurf
>implying Symm isnt a beast on payload attacks.
>not realizing that the enemy literally has no choice than to come to you
>implying Winston on every map does not =100% ult uptime
>implying Shield gen isnt refunded at every checkpoint so if it isnt destroyed you get it for the entire map
>implying super linear payload maps weren't tailor made for Symm's slow as fuck but competley unstoppable beach balls.
>>183275307
>Pharah
>Not Zarya
Keep your womanlet I'll have superior russian genes
>>183288356
>competley unstoppable beach balls
>>183277539
McCree
SombraPhilippines
>>183288112
Yes
>>183288118
>>183288121
Come on you know what I meant, in a more general sense, like for walking, running, jumping, basically the same things you uses your own legs for.
Don't get me wrong, him levitating is pretty cool, I just wish he wouldn't be levitating ALL the time.
>>183288349
>>183288349
yeah I made his abilities and weapons better. there.
>>183288547
>Don't do drugs kids:Hardcore Mode
>>183288530
i love slurping up ults as dva.
>>183288591
Would his hitbox be less retarded if he walked instead?
>>183288547
Do all girls look like Sucy in your country?
>>183288665
Are you a fellow flip or do you just read news about the country?
>>183288730
Well, if we goes by the way he attacks, I assume he'd have a pretty "fluid" way of moving around so maybe?
>>183288757
No. What made you think that?
>never get healed
>genji wow, why aren't you doing anything
hmmm
>>183288356
Shes basically a short range dps because the turrets are worthless
So, Tracer
But trades pulse bomb, fucktons of dps and mobility for 50 shields, her photon barrier and shield gen
Aka shes shit
>>183288783
Read the news Philibro.
It's good that at least one world leader is doing something, hopefully he doesn't take it too far and use it as an excuse for a dictatorship.
His history checks out though, so he seems to genuinely care more about getting drugs off your streets than absolute power. Good on you's
>>183287987
>ask for best carry hero
then
>You can't carry in this game
whatever helps u sleep at night my dude
>>183287987
The only use for torb is in 2p defense where you need to do a choke
>>183289437
>Read: Second point Hanamura and Volskaya only
>>183289030
Silly, it's ALWAYS the Genji's fault for dying!
>>183288530
>switches to primary fire
>zzzzzzzzzt..pop!
>>183289437
>using torb for the turret
>>183289623
>Implying the turret cannot be taken into consideration when you are literally designed as half a hero
>>183289139
It was sarcastic because competitive is entirely luck based
>>183289551
I like how "i need healing" is a meme, solely because mercy mains from reddit are SO BAD that they can't even do their one job and hold left click
>Make a Russian character
>hire someone who doesn't speak any Russian to voice the character
>give her loads of lines in Russian
What the fuck were they thinking?
Why do people pick tanks in comp when they are fucking terrible at tanking? If you're too scared of moving forward why would you ever play the role.
Almost none of my games are normal. In about 9 out of 10 games one or more of the following scenarios apply to either team:
-4 or more dps
-2 or more mercy mains, the second one always goes Zen
-actual thrower (walking around in front of spawn, running into enemy team without shooting)
-some kind of drama between two players, usually resulting in a thrower
-horribly mismatched premades, one actually coordinates and carries, the other one has someone with 1000 less MMR than the rest of the team (usually a little brother who has to play Mercy so he can play with his big brother)
This really doesn't feel like an actual game anymore. It's a coin flip, whoever has the more fucked up team instantly loses. It's supposed to be a team game, but it offers absolutely no tools to make a working team. Of course it's going to result in this shit. And it's only getting worse.
>>183290087
Her voice is indistinguishable than the average vodka dependent russian pleb
>>183290048
I know.
I had a really good mercy one round and they bailed me out of dying so many times.
A good healer can really make or break DPS
>tfw QP is fucking unplayable with shitter friends because the matchsmaker goes full spaghetti and it's a complete steamroll either way
>>183288214
>>183288350
these are pretty weak, I guess I could combine the two into AutismSmurf, still pretty meh
>>183290176
this, tho I don't care too much about it, might sound like as asshole but I'm a top500 player just fucking around in diamond so I can just solo enemy team. Regardless, if I was actually stuck at 3k I'd go insane.
>>183290176
>me ooga
>team booga
>>183290253
Majority of mercys are shit tier idiots who pocket the pharah
Then you get that one who zips between people and does some shooting on the side
>>183290253
As a flanker you can tell who the good mercy's are because the good ones are significantly harder to kill
>>183288356
>>not realizing that the enemy literally has no choice than to come to you
Because Soldier really wants to do that. And even if they do, you still die.
>>implying Winston on every map does not =100% ult uptime
Winston jumps and kills Sym in every single trade, even if Sym started out at full charge, and instantly shits on turrets.
>>implying Shield gen isnt refunded at every checkpoint so if it isnt destroyed you get it for the entire map
It will 100% get bombed everytime if not sought out by someone. You're forced to leave that shield gen behind so you can mindlessly shoot orbs, and then you lose it. If you say "m-muh turrets", then there's no turrets on the payload or near the choke, so you're losing a support advantage.
>>implying super linear payload maps weren't tailor made for Symm's slow as fuck but competley unstoppable beach balls.
Just move out the way.
>>183289564
>*presses shift*
Heh... G G!
>>183290048
It's because of MEMES that I can't even ask for healing, but they end up pocketing me the second I get the flankers off off them. It's too much responsibility.
>>183290176
this is accurate also its usually the gold or silver boarder player who throws and most people who play healers are shit
you get the occasional good Mercy but still
You shouldn't he allowed to play comp if you have depression.
I've come to realize that the throwers/leavers/salty fucks are all genuinely unhappy people.
>decide to just fill a comp game
>3 DPS, 2 tanks
>pick Ana
> "hey Ana can you go Mercy"
Do people actually think I'm switching to that boring ass ult bot with no satisfaction to play? Its Masters. If you want a hero on your team, play them yourself.
>>183289064
Symm is an excellent way to deal with an enemy Tracer that is wtecking your team if no one can counter her.
Tracer v Symm is a full time job even if Tracer does end up winning the 1v1.
Also:
>A non Symm main calls turrets useles
>implying every surface, every doorway and every corner isnt a weapon
>implying turrets arent used for zoning but mostly to relay information on enemy flanking positions.
>>183290451
QP matchmaker literally doesn't give a fuck, it matches you with people based on connectivity not mmr.
Mercy is the one healer I don't know how to play. How do I hide from flankers and heal good?
>>183291494
>Sym excellent vs Tracer
Now I know you're just in silver.
>decide to finish placements last night
>get paired with amazing teammates
>everyone's on comms
>no one is shitting on each other's picks
>teammates ask what they should go
>genji actually dives in with the team
>hanzo is actually good
>mercy coordinates rezes
>dva has godlike DM and makes clutch nukes
>stayed as a team and ended up winning 3 more in a row
>actually discuss strategy on how to take the point
i-is this what fun feels like
>>183291309
>If you want a hero on your team, play them yourself
exactly
why is this concept so hard for people to grasp
>>183291614
Abuse the fuck out of her dash. It is impossible to hit that cunt while shes flying.
>>183277539
Ana
Ana
USA
>>183291702
because im a tracer main. now support me bitch.
>>183291309
fuck off, you picked support, now pick a good one. Stop picking throw granny and ruining games. Either pick mercy or pick lucio and zen for dive. Ana is NEVER useful unless you're in top 500
honestly i think you guys are being a lot nicer to mei. has all my mei posting worked? do you guys now understand that she means no harm and any damage she does cause it's the players fault?
>>183292160
I want to marry Mei and tell her how beautiful she is every day.
>>183291614
Learn when you need to hide. If you know the enemy team is gonna commit to a push and are gonna go deep, you got to hide. Your healing beam is a huge "kill me I'm over here".
why not just give everybody a self heal, sorta like what Mercy has when she takes damage
>guy picks Pharah in Total Mayhem
>chase him through the sky as Winston
>every time he thinks he's escaped I jump in and tickle him for that list bit of damage
>"monkey fucking noob hero"
Why is Winstonso hard to play
>>183292398
Yeah and how about they add a card system that allows you to adjust abilities to your liking?
>>183291494
This post made me laugh thank you anon
>>183291494
If the Tracer is winning the 1v1 or you're not at least forcing a stall on her then you're generally being useless and no one is countering her.
>A non Symm main calls turrets useles
>implying every surface, every doorway and every corner isnt a weapon
Unless people are retarded those things get sneezed to death and become worthless.
>implying turrets arent used for zoning but mostly to relay information on enemy flanking positions.
Unless you can fly you're not getting the good routes.
>>183279009
>someone saved my oc.
>>183292230
I want to love mei tenderly and make her feel like a real woman!
>>183292535
You arent picking your jumps carefully enough
>>183292230
fuck Mei
>>183292535
his kit is very limited so you actually have to think when playing him
really makes you think
>>183292709
if only we could.
>>183292554
sounds good desu, Paladins is unironically more fun than OW at this point
>>183290939
Fuug...this happened to me yesterday.
>Nepal, tied 2 to 2
>We have the point
>i wait to the side for the inevitable enemy ult and and team wipe
>they come hard
>4 out of 5 of my team dies
>heh...working as intended
>drop tp
>we take the point right back
>97...98...99
>WHOOSH...NERF THIS!!
>we all die
>gg
Hindsight being 20/20 I should have been wating for that enemy Diva at the choke instead of the point though.
>>183258091
I like him a lot too. I hope he ends up being a hero.
>>183292154
No. Enjoy your Ana.
Winston is a Mary Sue. Prove me wrong.
>>183292845
I mostly like the more open map design as opposed to OverWatch's corridors and choke points. Mal'Damba, Ash and Bombking being fun heroes is a plus.
>>183292980
Are you the same guy that said that Tracer was a mary sue about a month ago and got promptly btfo'd?
>>183292535
Winston's really for setting up. What I do is move around like a Genji would just to get ready. Once I see an opening I'll jump in and create a spot for my team to jump in and it goes from there.
You're also more reliant on your team, so don't think "solo kills". You have to jump in and set-up for your team.
>NEW HERO
>DEFENSE HERO
>REANIMATED, AUTOMATED CRUSADER ARMOUR
>WIELDS A GIANT ZWEIHANDER
>ENTIRE HEALTHBAR IS ARMOUR
>HAS AN ABILITY THAT LETS HIM TEAR ARMOUR AWAY FROM ENEMIES AND ADD IT TO HIS OWN
>GRAPPLES ENEMIES AND THROWS THEM AROUND
Thoughts?
>watch iddqd play tracer to see if I can improve
>receives constant healing
>tanks regularly help him take people down
>very rarely solo kills people
Ah, so that's the answer. A not retarded team. He has good tracking. I guess
>>183293190
No, but
>beats Reaper when he has no business doing it except the PLOT
>TWICE
>beats Doomfist after he was punched across a city, unlocks his BLOOD RAGE POWERS
>Pretty much the main character of Overwatch
He shouldn't be a joke, but he should be weaker than he is in-lore.
>>183292154
you could give up, this "ana is a throw pick" meme ain't gonna pick up
>>183293274
>>DEFENSE HERO
Waste of development time.
>>183293443
But he's not liked by everyone, isn't the center of the plot and he's a fucking awkward nerd. Hardly sue material my man.
>>183293443
>>beats Doomfist after he was punched across a city, unlocks his BLOOD RAGE POWERS
He's a gorilla. They're 15times stronger than humans and Winston was genetically engineered and is twice the size of one including muscle mass. What's mary sue is DoomFist going toe to toe with that.
Any cute streamer I can watch?
>>183277539
Widow
Reinhardt
USA
>>183277539
Tracer
Tracer
USA
>Lose a game, team blames you for the lost
>Next game you play against them
>Win
Name a better feel
>hard carry shitters
>nigger leaves
>lose the game and -37sr
>hard carry next game
>gain 7sr
>next game niggers start trolling and throwing before the match starts
>lose 31sr
nice game worth playing
>>183293460
She really is a throw pick. The skill required to play her is much higher than players in diamond and below possess. Whenever you see an ana in these games, they do very little healing, can't land sleep darts/grenades, and is always the first to die. She's even harder in this meta because of DM/Bubble.
Ana has an abysmal winrate(45% or less) in every rank except GM, where it's barely 50. The only characters with lower winrates in GM are Hanzo, Bastion, and Roadhog
>>183293460
>pick a throw hero
>it's just a meme I swear!
>>183268110
IS THAT A JOJO REFERANCE
>>183258091
>Abathur-like with only 50 health
>'Buys' care package health packs that spawn on a hero, short cooldown
>Has a minimap to see his teammates
>Can spawn a drone that speeds up cooldowns and follow a single target
>second drone spots enemies and tracks them
>Ult halfs respawn time for 30 seconds for teammates
>cannot use all these unless outside of a spawn area
I see him more as a battlefield manipulator and less as a vampiric support, but we are in need of any support really
>>183293165
I like that guy with the fire sword and bomber king
im stuck in gold please help its suffering
>>183294891
"throw pick" is a meme
Why is everybody in competitive so fucking awful
>>183294046
i'm not cute or a streamer but you can watch me if you want
>>183277539
>Mercy
>Mercy
>Germany
>>183294665
>stomp enemy team as solo q with a stack
>next round u go against them
>stomp them
really makes u think
>>183277539
>>your overwatch waifu/husbando.
Widowmaker
>>your most played hero.
Tracer
>>your home country.
America
>Have retarded Genji on my team
>Basically fucking useless all game like pretty much any Genji
>We lose
>Go into next game
>That Genji is on the enemy team
>Relieved knowing this is going to be easy
>The Genji picks Soldier this time
>Completely wipes the floor with our team
Why is life so unfair
>>183295552
anytime i've talked to a healslut support player that use emotes like :3 and shit they're always german.
how come?
>>183295376
>be low masters shitter
>play on friend's account in gold
>pick widow/mccree, not really trying
>stomp everyone so hard I get accused of being an aimbotter
>pick tracer/genji
>enemy mercy ragequits after being spawncamped 5 times in a row
>pick garbage characters I've never played(mei/hanzo/bastion/torb/junkrat)
>still hard carry, enemy team complains about "cancer"
How are people actually at this rank? I'm not even good at the game and I only lost a couple games from gold-diamond.
>>183295830
I have no idea t bh.
I also use :3 and ^^ sometimes.
Thats a german thing?
>>183295747
>trying to learn new characters on my alt
>some fag in voice chat bitches all game, despite me being at the same rank as him playing this character
>on the enemy team next game
>play my main and carry, going out of my way to spawncamp the guy who whined all game
Tell me your unpopular opinion about anything from OW.
>>183296004
maybe? that's why i was asking.
are all germans weeaboos?
>team has four DPS instapickers in Comp
>none of them have mic
>stand by my refusal to admit a defeat due the team, and try to work around the team
>agree with the other guy who didn't DPS instapick that duo heals would probably be our best shot
>we actually take the first point pretty decently, and steamroll the rest of the way after one of the DPS changes to D.Va
>win the match
Everything went alright I guess.
What is with all these DPS instapickers who refuse to communicate in low Diamond though, holy shit.
>>183296178
I want to marry mei!
>>183296178
Torb, although he has his flaws, is underrated af
>>183292980
>>183293443
You are retarded.
A "mary sue", even by your definition, is not what you would call Winston. He reactivated Overwatch, which was illegal. He doesn't see eye-to-eye with every character in the game, even those who are "good", such as Soldier: 76.
He has very little character depth besides the whole missing his "dad".
He's not a Mary Sue. A mary sue would be Rey from The Force Awakens.
new thread
>>183296372
>>183296372
>>183296372
>>183296157
I sense some projecting
>>183296178
People always bitch about pharmacy, but honestly, I've never had trouble dealing with it. To be quite frank, I think pharah is good for the game because she counters junkrat.
And I do think junkrat is supremely annoying. Not op, but annoying and I'm glad he's so frequently pushed out of the meta.
I don't think defense heroes are fun. I'm glad they're dumpster tier, I don't ever want them to be viable.
I like the dive meta, this is the most fun I've had in game since release. I also don't think the sr system is that bad. It has problems but I do believe for the most part it puts people where they're supposed to be. For the most part
>>183295062
This sounds fun. What if he had a passive 'money' counter? It would slowly go up, and with every death the enemy suffers, you would gain a large bonus in money. However, this bonus decreases the further you are away from the area of the death. So, if you're cowering just outside of spawn, you will get barely anything from the enemy hero dying. If you're near the firefight, hidden away, you gain a lot of money. M1 is just a powerful pistol that fires slowly, but does 75 damage on a bodyshot, enough for making a last stand. Another passive he could have would be a cloaking device that makes him crouch down whenever he's standing completely still- like Predator cloaking. If blizz put something like that in, I'd be VERY happy.
>>183295376
you feel it too dont youi know my problem is shit aim... so...
>>183296436
We still have 15 (You)'s until it becomes a problem, stop pushing your chubby chaser waifubait
>>183296209
I never really noticed it, so I am sorry that i can't help you.
>are all germans weeaboos?
Nah. Probably related to the fact that everyone here uses Whatsapp and similar stuff.
>>183262195
It's just a meme bro calm down
>>183295830
there's probably some complex reason explaining it but you cant ask questions about germany around here without /pol/tards blaming it on the evil muzzies
>used my ult as zen
>ride after ulting enemy gengu
>spam "how disappointing"
fckn gold
>>183296178
mercy isn't bad
>>183296178
1v1 was bad, not because of the mode itself to practice like thr other XvX but it just furthered that old "lone wolf" mentality in people. when it was an option in arcade, I noticed how many niggas tried to solo shit only to fail horribly probably because they got a lucky win and once it was gone, this mindset significantly dropped to a less absurd amount of times
But thats just me and my experience
>>183258091
Ayy Zenny baby how you been! The boys and I were getting worried that youd forgotten our little... business arrangements...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9vA7L8H4nc