/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

So dead it's embarrassing

How long did it take everyone to beat the Trial of the Sword?
I still haven't beaten the middle trials yet.

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>thread ends up dying anyway even when I was posting at 4am to keep it alive

I'm posting more than I'm taking screenshots. Going to have to step it up.

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/lozg/ was fun while it lasted.

We'll have to start up again when the second DLC comes out.

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>>181621748
I haven't started it yet, but I'm debating with myself whether to start another master mode run on my Switch when I'm away from Cemu for two weeks, or whether I should continue with my 200 hours normal mode Switch profile and do the trial on that as a way of prepping me for doing it on master mode when I return.

I've heard of a few people having difficulties, but I've yet to experience just how hard it is myself. I think I'm going to be mighty pissed off if Cemu crashes while I'm near the end of set. Maybe I should just start another master mode run on my Switch, and reserve Cemu strictly for screenshot purposes. I seem to be getting more crashes as of late ever since I updated to 1.3.0 with the new DLC.

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>>181621748
maybe 3 or so hours, had to do almost the entire final trials twice over. I did a lot of treasure hunting beforehand

>>181621748
About 2 and a half hours, though I did kind of cheat by eating food with buffs before going in

>>181624708
I forgot to heal myself every time I went into the trials, ended up starting off with only half my hearts

>>181624174
But I just got here

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I don't think we're going to make it too a hundred posts this time

>>181621748
2, 2 and a half hours at most, Normal mode only
Started Master Quest but I don't think I want to do this, shit's crazy hard

Daily reminder that Hylia is a false god.

I know you can't register the Lord of the Mountain, but can you leave her at your house stable for example and she'll still be there?

>>181628743
Why would you ever think that was a possibility?

>>181628743
it disappears when you dismount

>>181628841
idk, small brain

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>>181627998
We'll make it, anon. We'll make it

>>181629676
it's funnier to to think that's Mipha's armor she's wearing

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Holy fucking SHIT

this game does not hold up.

>>181629898
I found the graphics entertaining the last time I played it.
dinner plate faces

>>181629998
The graphics are fine, it's the framerate, gameplay, and above all CAMERA which make me want to rend out my optical cords.

Was anyone else hella disappointed with the new dlc armor sets? I love the look of both tingle and phantoms, and would chose them over shiekah/barbarian even if they were just straight up copies. You can't even upgrade these shits though, yo! All they are, as it stands, is a sexy inventory spot filler. I'm never going to use tingles over sheikahs since it lacks the stealth, and I'll never use phantoms over barbarian since it lacks the charge set bonus (also a lack of defense on both). Plus, majoras mask has absolutely nothing going for it other than looking sweet as shit, and midnas hat isn't as good as just rocking the ancient set.
It was hella fun collecting all the new armor prices, but now that i have I'm a sad panda. :(

>>181630701
It's neat stuff to use even if it isn't optimal. Midna's helmet works better than the base diamond circlet and is immediately available. Tingle's set is not that worthwhile compared to the dark set though, no matter how funny it is to run around as fucking Tingle and kick ass

>>181630701
I would have preferred if they made an effort to keep it from being memey. As it is it reminds me of those God-awful costumes in Bayonetta. I'd deliberately avoid wearing them, even if they were better than what I had.

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How would you respond to this, /lozg/?

>>181631351
with a shrug

>>181631351
He does speak.

Also by God that is a bad drawing.

Has the Master Sword gotten longer or is it just me? It seems a bit long to be a one handed weapon

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>the floating platforms are affected by the korok leaf

>>181631351
>talking about it out of the blue
>not over dinner
this artist is just wrong

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2nd DLC better add some way to track which recipes you've made; something like Super Paper Mario. I remember looking at the guide's food page and thinking there's no way I've made all those things, but I've no motivation to because there will be nothing in any menu proving that I did make it, and all you really need is fried wild greens. Make an NPC give you rewards for completion percentages or something.

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What's the first non-sexual thing you would do with Zelda after bringing her back to Kakariko?

>>181632036
Is there any way to change their elevation without popping the balloons?

>>181632782
Take her to see the inside of a shrine

Then the sexual things would begin

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>>181632648
I've been meaning to ask if anyone's saved a recipe guide. I still can't figure out stew

>>181632969
>taking her inside of a combat shrine to bone her

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>>181633163
What better place?

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come on then

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>>181633062

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>>181633408
oh, thanks.
I am not very good at cooking

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I want to fug the fish

>>181633408
So goron spice is just an ingredient, it doesn't add a secondary effect ever?

>>181633787
the fish wanted to fug you too

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mipha a shit

>>181634145
Preach sister, preach

>>181629676
Sauce?

>>181634145
don't be a lowsy winner, Zelda

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>>181633992
Well that's good

>>181634927
But she couldn't
because she died.

What are the best general elixr ingredients excluding star fragments/dragon parts?

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>>181635136
I can fug the ghost

>>181630073
What are you playing it on? Go play the 3DS version.

What order did you guys do the Divine Beasts?

Trying to get the Master Sword before I tackle any of them in Master Mode

>>181635343
You can't, because it's passed on

>>181635550
Medoh, Ruta, Rudania, Naboris.

>>181635550
Ruta, Rudania, Naboirs, Medoh
next time it'll be Medoh, Rudania, Ruta, Naboris

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Lin-el or Lionel?

>>181630923
Does her helmet work better than the full anceitn set though? I haven't checked and all the other dlc items can't even be upgraded.
>>181631213
All they really have going for tennis that they look cool. Haven't completed bayonetta 1 or 2 so I can't speak for those games specifically. But I can imagine the point you're trying to.make and ad it stands the most "memey" of doc content in botw is majoras mask and midnas hat. I like majoras, but I won't ever use it, since it's usefulness is equivelant to the hylian hood. Which sucks for endgame.

>>181635550
Best order is Medoh for the sake of using Ravioli to cheat on other puzzles, Rudania because you're already north and fuck the Goron questline, Ruta for Zora armor and sweet fishfu and Naboris for the only good boss fight in the game

>>181636601
Lie-nel

>>181636601
Lie-nel

Also, nominating wolf link for shittiest amiibo. Don't know exactly what any other amiibo give you, but if If its even just a once a "real" day reward of items it's better than the garbage that is wolf link.
If someone knows some way to make wolf link great please enlighten me!

>>181632782
Leave her there.

>>181636601
Boe-koe-blin or Buh-cob-blin?
Mobe-lin or Mob-lin>
hinox or hinox?

>>181636601
Lie-nel if you're a yank. Everyone else I've heard says Lin-el.

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>>181632782
Marry her

Can't do sexual stuff without marriage first

>>181637042
I say Buh-co-blin
Mob-lin
Hee-nox

>>181637242
High-nox

>>181633163
does that shrine's combat guardian respawn with a blood moon?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, BLOOD MOON?

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>>181635608
But I can still hug the Trident while she talks to me

>>181638541
Her spirit has passed on and the trident has mysteriously been thrown away

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>>181638674
>Implying Link would let anyone touch the last memento's of his only friends

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>>181633884
Duration only.

>>181639195
Link has new friends.

He doesn't have to mourn forever over some stinky dead fish

When should I take on the Trial of the Sword in Master Mode?

>>181640216
When you get the sword.

>>181640437
I have 13 hearts and I keep dying

>>181636601
Lynel Richie.

>>181635136
S-she'll come back as a robot like Fiora, right?

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>>181641676
>Not wanting a ghost waifu

>>181641676
She'll possess Kodah for mutually beneficial Link fucking sessions

>>181629676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=webSEai0TSI

>>181633369
Where is this place? I don't think I ever found it.

>>181638541
Link can just buy a six foot plush.

>>181646186
Travel north inside that big ravine with the windmills.

>I Mipha had lived, she would be taller than Sidon by now.

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>>181646658
Feels bad man

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
▲ ▲
▲ ▲

>>181646489
Okay, I'll take a look, thanks.

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Going from Cemu to the Switch (portable mode) hasn't felt that bad in terms of picture quality, but now I feel like I've lost a sense of scale with the landscape and my eyes are straining. I hope I can get used to this again.

Started another master mode run on the Switch despite already starting one on Cemu. I looked into the future and saw myself getting extremely pissed at the game crashing when near the end of the trials, so perhaps it's for the best.

WHY DOES THE HERO THAT BANISHED GANON TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO LOOK LIKE GANON

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>>181646658
She would have stopped at 6 foot

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I wish more jomon designs got into the game desu, that master sword room looks interesting as fuck.

>>181630073


funny you should mention the only things that have not aged of the game, in fact those things are exactly what made dark souls popular, fucking irony

>>181649484
>6 foot
You mean plush size.

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>>181649408
Ganondorf did nothing wrong. He used to be the real hero.

>>181649484
Rutella didn't.

>>181649484
I thought they were fucking.
Shit, since she's a red color Zora, that makes her the Malon and Medli of this game.

>>181652028
No she's the Ruto/Saria

Paya is the Malon

>>181652217
But Paya likes Link. Malon only likes horses.

>>181630073
(the 3DS version is the definitive version now)

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>>181652232

>>181652419
Paya is a human character that is ultimately irrelevant, like Malon

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>>181652003
She was a big fish.

>The horse fairy has the Lonlon sense of humor.

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>>181652028
Nah senpai, Mipha is Saria

>>181652961
Suspicious that she is the only zora with hair and a need to wear clothing. Gotta be some hylean genes in her.

>>181652232
hated fighting puppet ganon but it was a good boss fight

>>181649408
Perhaps for the same reason that Renaissance art makes Jesus look like a white guy. Maybe the Gerudo made the 10k tapestry.

>>181648328
What you probably need most, is some way to sync your save files between the two.

>>181652639
I think I can tell what arm he used to masturbate with

>>181632782
I would run her a bath, that's century old mud she had all over her

>>181652961
>when you realize her hair and dress is her flesh

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>>181646658
>Your 12 foot fish wife will never marry you then bridal carry you to the loveshack by East Reservoir for fish snu snu

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>>181655909
If that's still the same mud from 100 years ago Zelda's body must really have been frozen in time or something, would explain her not aging

>>181656546
I think she became incorporeal seeing as how Ganon literally ate her but that didn't effect her

>>181656268
She wouldn't have been that huge back at the time of the happening, it would have taken years to get that big.

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>>181654763
I wish. But Cemu is of course a Wii U emulator and my other device is a Switch, so even if you could transfer saves at least then I still wouldn't be able to do it, I think.

I probably wouldn't have started a new master mode run on the Switch if it weren't for my abject fear of Cemu crashing during the last room of the last set. Crashing seems worse since updating, and it's mainly when selecting runes that aren't bombs. i.e. the ones that have that red/blue/yellow effect over the environment depending on whether you select magnesis, cryonis or stasis. Pretty sure it has something to do with that effect that's drawn over the land that causes Cemu to crash. I suppose I would have a better chance if I didn't use runes, but the only other times Cemu has crashes was in malice infected areas mainly. Haven't experienced any major crashing other than the two things I've mentioned.

I just don't want to get pissed off at inconvenient crashing, since I'm predicting doing the trials on master mode will be difficult. I can still run around in Cemu and take my screenshots still. I've just got to get used to the Switch again. A bit difficult when one is 5K with high res shadows and the other is 900p with nothing else. Still looks nice on the smaller screen, but my eyes are straining. It's a massive world condensed into a small display when compared to my monitor.

>>181656092
It's pretty common for women to grow their own hair Anon.
I am unconvinced about her clothing.

>>181629898
Well, I mean, it's 19 years old.

>>181656928
Do the cutscenes render at 4k+?

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>>181658078
When I saw the one when you first activated the plateau tower it didn't look very nice, yet other scenes look sharper to me. I have a couple of screenshots still from some early scenes. Will take some more eventually.

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>>181657871
>You couldn't protect that smile
What sort of hero are you

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>>181658594
A bit too dark this one.

>>181658872
A cross-dressing hero it would seem.

>>181658872
Not a very good job seeing as you had two jobs and you failed one totally and the other one took you a hundred years to complete

>>181658872
It's not Links fault, some royal chick was hogging his slate and his valuable prep time.

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>>181658872
He was busy, there are only so many smiles one man can protect

>>181659772
>fails to protect Zelda's smile
Good job Link

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>>181659994
Zelda protected his smile instead. And Link protects her smile in the end

>No Zelda x Riju content
>No Link x Riju x Zelda polyamory content

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>>181659772
I wanted a memory that showed exactly what actually killed you but that one was still good.
Sorry Zelda

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>>181658898

>>181660257
There's one fanfic where Riju rapes Zelda in front of Link but that's it

>>181660236
He still failed

>>181660384
That doesn't count.

>>181660384
it's not a very good one either

Do blights/ganon also delay their lasers on master mode?

>>181660897
I doubt if there is any difference other than hit points.

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>>181660469
He failed once but succeeded in the end

>>181661046
he still failed. He only succeeded thanks to Zelda's fortitude

>>181661213
So they protected each other's smiles

Holy fucking shit fuck these two silver lizalfos in the first trial. I have to git gud.

>>181661358
Is that the one where you spawn on a bridge and the lizalfos have already noticed you? Not really sure what they expect you to do with that one.

>>181661542
You can prevent them from noticing you by using Stasis on the blue Lizalfos that's about to alert them. Then you can snipe him with fire arrows. After that I tried pulling one of the silver lizalfos but accidently knocked him into the water and from there everything went to shit.

>>181661252
Link didn't do very well

>>181661542
>>181661358
On the bridge one, I fell in the water and then climbed back up a post. They had followed me into the water, but didn't know how to climb back up a post, so I had some time to claim the central platform while they figured out the ramp.

>>181661542
I beat that floor by knocking them into the water and then using the lightning rod from an earlier floor on them. Still took a fuck ton of damage, it's definitely the most difficult floor in the beginning trials.

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>>181661774
The evidence speaks for itself

>>181661542
>>181661679
I immediately dropped into the water before they could see me, then swam to the middle and hopped on the ladder but got seen before I could sneak strike

>>181662109
I have to go kill Ganon just so I can see her smile again

>Your true love will never sew her white scale into your armor, so that she will always be with you and protect you from harm.

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TELL ME ABOUT GANON

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>>181662641
He's a big guy

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>>181662715
>tfw Lego brought back Bionicle for like 2 months only to kill it off again

>>181662936
Stop living in the past, Anon

Does high level defense food stack with max upgraded armor?
I only found out info for attack foods only

>>181664214
Yes.

>>181664549
And yet the Guardian resist buffs are useless on Ancient Armour when you upgrade it enough. I guess they didn't want people stacking Guardian resist, high level defence and max upgraded armour. I thought the minimum damage from a Guardian laser was 3 1/2 hearts anyway.

With enough buffs it would eventually get to where you took a quarter heart damage regardless of the type of attack and who it was from. I thought there was a general defence cap somewhere for some reason.

I'm already thinking ahead to the master sword trials under hard mode, and there's absolutely no way I'd be able to make it through
My mind immediately goes to the room with the 6 decayed guardians, all they have to do is keep faking out with their laser and then link is dead

>>181665148
I didn't even bother trying parries on normal mode. Decayed guardians don't have enough health to risk getting sniped like that. Save it for the guardians that matter.

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>>181665148
I don't even know what I'm in for for 99% of it. Haven't seen any videos. Haven't done it on normal mode.

Only reason I started another hard mode run on the Switch was because I didn't want to get that far and Cemu crashes on me at the last second.

This is going to be fun.

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>>181665148
Get between a G and a wall, so it's a one-on-one fight.
When he starts to build, shoot him in the eye to stun him.
Whack at him while he is stunned.

>>181665148

>>181640216 and >>181641164 here, I decided that it was a good idea to take a break for the day.

I guess I'm taking tips

>>181665148
I wonder if I'll be able to do it but in all probability I'll get tired of hard mode and just go back to doing a normal playthrough again anyway

>>181666202
I loved that room. When I was done with it there were no more trees for cover

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>>181668217
I also cleared most of the trees in the trials.

>>181668478
>eating lumber
the fuck is wrong with you?

>>181668567
The fiber is good for you.

>>181668567
If you have ever eaten at Taco Bell, you should know that 75% of the "meat" was actually sawdust.

>>181668763
I don't eat at Taco Bell

>>181660236
Sauce?

>>181668879
Suuure you don't.

Time to do the trial, what could pawssibly go wrong

>>181669101
You could eternally humiliate yourself in front of Fi and the monks

>>181669101
You could realise that you're not actually as good at fighting Lizalfos as you thought you were.

>>181669101
Fi is still dead

>>181670331
I said wrong

>>181670331
only on the outside

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What was this fucking room for? Was it a training ground for the Hero? Why are the monks sitting in it in contemplation while it's buried under Hyrule Castle?
When they were building the huge fuck off castle did they not notice the giant fucking dungeon they were building it on top of?

>>181671826
The answer to all you questions is just "because".

>>181671826
because

>>181672065
it's just not good enough

>52 arrows in the trial already
I think I may be using these things less than most people do

>>181672245
I had 167 at my peak

>>181671826
Built by the same craftsmen at the same time.

>>181672329
I had a ton, until I got to the snow zone. In the snow zone I hoarded my spicy food by equipping a flame weapon, and hoarded my flame weapon by depending on arrows when bombs weren't cutting it.

When I'm playing other games and I'm jumping off a ledge or cliff I automatically press jump again because I think I have a paraglider, so I either die or get injured. BotW has ruined other open world games for me. I love the paraglider mechanic so much.

If they ever did give Link a voice and dialogue, who do you think would be a good voice for him?

I don't know who would do it in English, but I think Noboyuki Hiyami would still be perfect for his Japanese voice.

>stasis hinoxes and shoot them in the eye
how come I've never thought of this until now

>>181673569
there will never be a voice to do him justice

>>181674035
Well, Hiyama already was Link's voice for a while, so it's not like he doesn't have experience.

>>181673569
>Hiyami
Hiyama. And yeah I agree, but I also like TP's Akira Sasanuma, so it's 50/50 for me.

>>181674004
Well I guess that is also an easy way to deal with Stalnox eyes when they pop out

>>181674004
hit them in the eye with a bomb arrow

I was catching fireflies at work the other day and I had to resist the actual temptation to eat them

>>181662617
If it make you feel any better Link probably went full Inigo Montoya when he beat the shit out of Waterblight

>I want my fish back you son of a bitch

Are there any better places to go for Dinraal parts other than that Eldin skeleton in bumfuck nowhere?

Where can I get milk in bulk? I don't want to have to hunt down Yammo every time I want some fucking stew

>>181676560
Forgotten Temple entrance.

That Korok Mask is a curse.

Has anyone beaten Ganon in Master Mode? Is there anything more to it?

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So is this why he's such a pushover?

>>181680409
Impa even calls him weak, it's kind of annoying

>>181680580
Doesn't she say he's just weakened because you revived the champions?

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I've hit that point again where I can't think of anything I really want to do besides cooking so I guess that's the end of this playthrough. It's only around 70 or so hours, based on the Hero's Path bit but there's nothing I can think of doing that's not tedious busywork

>>181681813
Bring blue fire to the lost woods.

>>181682197
why

Jeez, the final trial is a big step up in difficulty. I think I can manage, but shit.

>>181683449
Yeah once you hit the lynel it starts really kicking your ass

Hell, just these stalhorse guys are kicking my ass

>>181684891
Steal one of the stalhorse, and then you should immediately gain the advantage.

>>181684891
Bombs

So the first DLC has hit, what's the /v/erdict? I was going to wait and do hero mode, trials and all of it once the second DLC is released, but the trials look good enough to do twice.

>>181686041
It's good, if short

>>181676624
Hateno store. There's also a quest in there started at the ranch that'll net you 10 bottle

>>181686178
3 at a time is not in bulk

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So now we have a tight fitting outfit, just by his bulge how big is his meat

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>>181687789
Reaches straight to the womb.

>>181687789
Where can I find this outfit in the game?

>>181688643
Read the journal in the Outpost Ruins

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>>181688170

>>181689113
will we ever have a companion as good as Midna again?
Will we ever have a companion again?

>>181690045
Maybe the future is cooperative co-op. Granted the next 3d game will be in around 7 years, but better slowly than never.

So based on what little we know about it, what kind of drink do you think a noble pursuit is? They make it sound like a mixed drink, but all the ladies in the bar seem to be sitting around drinking plain whiskey straight from the bottle, so I don't think those are it.

>>181691228
It's definitely some kind of cocktail, but we can't figure out what it's made from since nothing is specified about it other than it's drank on the rocks.
A drink for 8 foot amazons would be pretty damn strong though, it would put Link into the bloody ground

>>181691379
Yeah, considering an entire bottle of pure whiskey is like an afternoon drink for these women, a noble pursuit would probably give Link alcohol poisoning with one serving.

>>181691228
These gals have each been milking the same one bottle for days.

>>181690281
I don't think we'll ever have a 3d cooperative.
And 7 years seems like a long time. 5 maybe.

>>181692157
>we're never really going to see how happy they are after Ganon dies
I just want to see more of that smile

>>181680409
all the bosses are. It's an easy game for children

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If this thread dies while I'm asleep I'm not making a new one this time

What the fuck? Two skywatchers AND a guardian? How are you even supposed to have enough damage left to kill them? If you fuck up parrying the lasers once you're basically done

>>181693486
Find something to jump off and bullet-time an ancient arrow into their eye.

>>181693868
I'm out of ancient arrows
I didn't realize this trial would KEEP GOING

>>181694009
Well there's a ton of weapons on the next floor although they're being wielded, so feel free to break everything you've got on the guardians.

>>181694182
Too late, I died
Apparently, there's 3 ancient arrows each hidden in the lava and ice worlds. I guess that makes it SLIGHTLY less bullshit, but fuck. This is a HUGE difficulty spike from the previous trials.

>>181671826
I think it was just Nintendo being cheap

>>181694376
The guardians may be hp sinks, but they are predictable as hell. You just have to use strategy to murder them.

>>181694595
The turrets and walkers I can deal with. It's the flying ones I'm fucking up on, since I can't seem to actually break their propellors.

>>181694740
You basically need to slow-mo them in the eye with arrows. You can waste bomb arrows on their head, and eventually they will go down, but it's better to shoot the eye.

>>181694740
I believe you need to aim at the parts the propellers are connected to, and not the propellers themselves.

Destroying the propellers doesn't kill them, though. It just brings them to the ground.

Only 200 more Korok seeds to go. the mask has been a godsend. But I'll probably have to end up looking up the rest at some point.

2ded4me

WHEW. Finally beat the trial of the sword. I kinda wish Nintendo would keep making "start over from no equipment" dungeons like that, maybe with specific themes to them. It really shines on the game's ability to let the player be resourceful.

>>181698249
You're well on your way to more poop.

>>181701148
wew lad

>>181702803
They're seeds! SEEDS!

>>181703238
>distinct smell
Just wait until Hestu gives you his extra special "seed".

>>181691774
Animation limitations. Plus it's technically a kids game, maybe they couldn't show them actually drinking.

If anyone has very short (2 to 4 boxes dialogue few kanji like 5) Loz Japanese or German comic's send them so i can translate em'
I can translate German better than Japanese so don't expect a 100% manga translator level type stuff.

Why does everybody say that the English dub is bad when the Japanese dub is worse?

Also can you not export your Sheikah Slate pictures?

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>>181704013
If you can, I've been wondering what's going on in this pic.

How the hell do you get dogs to lead you to treasure? They never seem to do anything for me.

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>>181698249

>>181705235

feed them but some of them are absolute gluttons

>>181704828
Your sword is damaged at 90%!
recovery is advised.
it will die soon
*link screaming nooo!*
Yeah just a fi meme
sorry for not responding right away my internet got cut cause some child shot a firework at the power lines

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threads dead

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>>181707916

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>>181707916
keeping the fire going

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>>181707916

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getting tired

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I kinda wish lozg was people talking about the actual games instead of waifupozting, but without waifupozting the general would have died months ago

until the next waifu poll, /lozg/

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>>181704013
I summon you to this realm

>fairies fly away as soon as I load into the safe room level,

what the fuck? I was just standing there preparing to crouch

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>>181713740

It's a testament to how little content there is in the game and even in the DLC because it was drained so quickly

There's nothing hidden in the game and whatever could be even a little bit surprising is easily spoiled or looked up if you're stumped

Unfortunately the plot was too thin and it's muddied the timeline rather than clarifying it

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>>181714514
We already have done 2 waifu polls, Mipha won the first one and this is the results of the second

>>181716172

Urbosa and Riju were dominating that poll until Mipha and Zelda fags rolled in and then out of nowhere Paya fans appeared

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>>181704013

>>181716237
Clearly we need a husbando poll now

>>181716617

It'll end up a battle between Sidon, Kass and Link because there's no humanoid Gerudo Voe, other Hylians look and sometimes act weak barring Hudson (and Link) and the Sheikah guys don't leave much of an impression barring a single dad

Fuck man the Phantasma armour makes master mode actually good now.

That attack up is fucking needed.

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2 questions
1. Is there any limitation on tri-force wishes barring the balanced spirit/personality
2. Have the gods intervened anywhere else to the level they did pre-Wind Waker

>>181715696
I forgot that fairies spawned in those rooms and accidentally scared it away during the middle trials.
Ironically if I'd had the fairy it would have saved my run after I died in one hit.

>>181718243
That's not ironic.

>>181718681

It's like rain on your wedding day

master mode just makes me want to play normal mode

how can anyone enjoy being constricted so much by this fucking enemy regeneration is beyond me

>dude wail on this 1080 hp faggot for 3 hours or he will regen in 3 seconds lmao

what the fuck is fun about this?

>>181718951
I'd say the experience is more about choosing your battles and relying more on stealth and enviroment than raiding the castle and proceeding to annihilate everything in your path.

>>181718489
How many Shark lovebites does Link have?

>>181719214

there's nothing to choose, the game isn't balanced anymore and you just equip majora's mask and get all chests and never combat anything

>>181719315

Either Mipha likes scars, Link gets in a stupid number of fights or he's got skin that scars really easily because at least 2 people comment on him being absolutely covered in them

>>181719340
I never said it's fair or more fun, but some people might like the shift of focus. I myself just started my MQ run and I'm getting my ass kicked, but I don't think I experienced enough to pass judgement.
It also might be fatigue from having to fill in the map and collect 120 shrines for the third fucking time

Any R34 with Payas Birthmark on her left butt cheek?

>>181719704

loads just search gelbooru or rule34

>>181719489
>Link gets in a stupid number of fights
If the memories are anything to go by, it's this.

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>>181719489
Teeth

>>181719774
>>181719771

Yeah but Mipha was his designated healer either she likes scars or he just has skin that scars so easily her magic can't counter it

>>181720026
He's saying Mipha likes it rough and her teeth give him scars when they have sex you moron

>>181720084

Yes but she could heal him afterwards which means she likes scars which is one of the points I made

>>181720026
>Scene with Mipha and Link on top of Ruta
>Link has a deep scratch on his arm
>She heals him completely leaving no scar
Checkmate atheists

>>181720180
>>181720084
>>181720026
Why do I fucking come to this general.

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>>181690045
Maybe they won't be afraid to try and make a companion work in another open world. But I don't know if they'll ever top or even match Midna outside of being hotheads and outright bringing her back. Depends what the theme and story of the next game is in. I'm interested to see how they approach things from here on out.

>>181720215

I don't know what the issue is here.
Me: I think Mipha likes scars because she doesn't heal leaving Link without them
Him: implies Mipha likes it rough
Me: So we agree she likes scars then

I see nothing frustrating about the discussion

>>181720215
Because one day Danny DeVito is going to come to this thread and post his six foot Mipha sexdoll and you don't want to miss that

>>181717668

Anyone

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>using Majora's Mask or Phantom Armour right away on Master Mode

Might as well stay on normal mode. Though the trials would be a different story at least.

>>181721002
Enjoy using up all your weapons to hit a fucking boblokin.

>>181721147
Or you could, you know, not feel as though you have to fight everything you come across.

It's about picking your battles, and eventually you'll get the better gear to take on higher tier enemies anyway. Or find inventive ways to kill enemies without having to always use weapons and keep breaking them.

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Yeah boy

>>181721405
So your alternative is to ignore half of the fucking enemies? Genius, might as well play on normal yourself. Fucking retard.

>>181722260
Holy fuck calm down. Stick on normal mode then if you want to steamroll everything right away and make it even easier, and feel as though you have to wipe out every camp you come across instead of carefully considering how you go about the world. Some people like killing everything, some people like to choose their battles with the added difficulty without nullifying it. Not everyone plays the same way as you do.

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I want to raise a family with the fish

Parrying guardians has been a pain in the hard mode with their laser fake outs. I've just made 28000 in the last half hour and I'm gonna get me as many ancient arrows as I can and I'm gonna get some payback

>>181724832
>I've just made 28000 in the last half hour
Tell me your secrets

>>181725431
Get a fire sword and some wood and a long range bow. I couldn't do the whole hour since my two phrenic bows broke

watch this vid to make the fastest amount of rupees
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I32IH0a9Dkg

>>181694376
There's more ancient arrows? I only ever found the first three they gave you.
Now I feel a little silly, that would have made things much easier

>>181703238
seeds are tree poop. Pollen is tree jizz

>>181726485
I recall getting at least 9 ancient arrows in the trials

Just turn on your sensor for the treasure chests and you will find it

>>181726613
>turn on your sensor for the treasure chests
what, like a wuss?

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I feel like Guardian turrets are a real cheapout for the Castle. I was expecting to be fighting stalkers that were clambering over the walls and ducking into the castle to clobber enemies inside there but the castle is almost devoid of proper fights.
I guess it's because the Castle was supposed to be an area that you visit multiple times in your journey and not just at the end, but that feels silly because it's the final boss area and you just duck in and out of it to grab some loot and read Zelda's diary, and grab the memory.

>>181728163
I think placing crawlers everywhere would've made it far too difficult. One crawler on its own is pathetically easy because you can abuse it too easily, but once you have two it suddenly gets a lot more challenging. Unlike towers, they can move about to cover blind spots so it's difficult to avoid fire from them.

Having them all over the place would certainly have been threatening but I don't think it'd feel particularly enjoyable to try and navigate through.

>>181728980
That would have made it better though, rushing Hyrule Castle would have been a proper fight instead of just dodging stationary targets.
Scouts in the castle interior would have been cool too

In my original playthrough I found all but 20 or so shrines just by wandering aimlessly, but I'm being more methodical with my master mode playthrough and I'm enjoying it a lot more. I clear out all the shrines in a given area before moving on to the next, and I've been using a shrine guide for reference just to see how many shrines are in each region.

How did/do you all prefer to tackle the game?

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>>181728163

The turrets were dumb, but the area was well done, to the point where the divine beasts seemed even more lame in contrast, lousy enemy variety notwithstanding

It's like they dumped so much effort into the overworld that they forgot to make 4 out of 5 main dungeons interesting

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Stasis

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>>181724543
I think it would be much easier to do that with a non deceased Princess

>>181635550
I picked Nabooris first because I love Urbosa's design and wanted to learn more about her. I picked Ruta second because that was the only spot left after I decided my other spots. I picked Rudania third because the flame environment shit was obnoxious, but I wanted to do Medoh last because I heard Revali's Gale breaks exploring and I didn't want to tempt myself early on. Overall it seemed to me that Medoh was easiest by far. Easy boarding, easy dungeon, mostly easy boss

>>181637042
Boe-koblin (rhymes with goblin)
Moblin (rhymes with goblin)
Hee-nox
I tend to alternate between liz-AL-fos and liz-al-FOS. I've also heard LIE-zal-fos which sounds fine to me.

>>181730501
>It's like they dumped so much effort into the overworld that they forgot to make 4 out of 5 main dungeons interesting
Not to mention 100 of the 120 shrines

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>>181730150
I just rolled with everything as it came around, found about 80 shrines by myself and then used the sensor for the rest and had to look up the last 4. For the beasts I just wandered around and did them as I ended up in the towns. I still regret deleting my first playthrough because it meant more to me than I thought it did but whatever. My second playthrough didn't have the same magic because I played it too soon after the first but largely I remembered where everything was so I could do it as I came across it instead of missing out and backtracking.

For my third probably master mode playthrough I'm going to play it a lot more clinically, I'm gonna skip talking to Impa until after all the Beasts are completed, and I'm going to probably go for the Master Sword first before hitting up Medoh and making my way clockwise around the map. I might divert to the south first though to get food ingrediants in bulk and probably get to Hetsu early so I can pump up my inventory

I get a little bit confused with the age progression of the zoras in relation to Link and Mipha's relationship. It seems they were childhood friends, meaning they were both children, but Mipha seems to have aged to be about a teenager when Link is also presumably around 17. Am i just incorrect in percieving Mipha as that old maturity-wise? Is she meant to be portrayed as a young girl still?

>>181731337
The shrines and the mechanics surrounding them were a confusing choice in general.

"Hey, in order to get the mustard sword you need to do, like, 50 goddamn shrines, and most of them are stupidly easy puzzles, but we'll throw a few obtuse and unintuitive ones in to counterbalance that, as well as a few grindy combat ones that aren't difficult so much as they are overlong, sound good? Sweet, now roll this giant ball through this maze. Hey, don't flip that upside down, what are you doing?!"

>>181730501
I loved the divine beasts, even if the dungeon was too short I considered the fight up to it and the bit leading up to the fight part of the dungeon so I wasn't disappointed at all.
I loved the castle though, it's just great exploration and backstory

>>181619986
oh my goodness it actually got scanned.

https://exhentai.org/g/1083752/7ea0bef8a9/

>>181731579
She said Link ages differently or faster than her, so they might be around the same age but Link will look older and Mipha look young regardless
They were childhood friends on the sole ground that Link would have been a child, but since all his friends 100 years later still look young they were all probably children together

>>181732058
I can't do off model porn

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The only Zelda's i've played are the original Legend Of Zelda, it's sequel and LttP. I'll be getting a Wii U tomorrow to play the rest. What's the best 3D Zelda ?

Should I do the Goron, Ruto, or Gerudo divine beast first? I finished the Zora and I've completed the map for all these areas. Can I explore the castle yet at all?

>>181732872
Majora's, BotW.
OoT is great but doesn't hold up quite like Majora's. WWHD is another great choice

>>181732915
Do Rito for Ravioli's power. Save Gerudo for last because it's the best one

>>181732872
Twilight Princess still remains as one of my favorites, Breath of the Wild is obviously fantastic, Wind Waker is also good,
Just play all of them