/srg/ - speedrunning general

What we snacking on for SGDQ, gents? Nothing too high in fat, I hope!

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>>181595898
you know back in the day did you ever see things going this way

I guess the nails and diapers were a sign

>>181596000
Clint is next
Its always after your WR gets topped

carci <3 <3

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HornedAnime

>>181596070
>Clint
>WR
lol..........

what is it about castlevania games that is so damn comfy?

>Replaying Red faction: Guerilla
>With C H E A P B E E R
>Finishing that Donkey Kong run
>In the summer heat
>Trying to ignore /v/ shitposting
Who COMFY here?

>>181596274
>what is OOT

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>>181596484
Oops pic related :)

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>>181596643
>The reply on /v/

Remember when our long deceased friend Cosmo speedran this game.

>>181596164
now this is a post i can get behind

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HornedEyenime

>>181597076
Lel'n

>>181596496
what IS OOT really? solved, but what else?

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>>181596981
ey going to have to ask you stop naming the dead

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I miss old adrian

HOLY SHIT COSMO IS HAVING A BREAKDOWN WHILE CASTLEVANIA 64 IS HAPPENING. WATCH BOTH STREAMS ITS AMAZING

>>181597372
how is oot solved?
they're still finding new things fairly frequently

>>181597704
another one?

>>181597704
this could have been
>>>HIM
but
>>>HE
fucking blew it

>>181597704
narci has a breakdown every fucking day

stream just die for anyone else?

DED STREM

>WE HAVE A HU
>WE HAVE A HUNDRE
>WE HAVE A HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOL
why do they do this shit

>serious time
>keeps talking
I mean, I'm glad it's not just silence, but lol?

>>181598148
nothing will stop this man from speaking, especially not the announcer.

>>181598034
They should just talk over him.

>>181598148
He said that earlier during the maze lmao.
>I'll need to be quiet to focus
>talks the whole time

>>181598148
>serious time
>no one is even in the room to make noise

>>181597704
>wearing a choker
why am i not surprised

>>181597819
Who the fuck consciously chooses to be named for Narcissus, the literal mythical ideal of self-satisfaction?

>>181598254
Someone who read the harry potter books.

Any of you ever been to a GDQ? What the actual fuck is the point?

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>>181598336
Literally no reason
You're better off being at AX right now if you're into the orgies and cosplay

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>>181598254
And the etymological origin of the word "narcissism".

>>181598336
you don't get to appreciate the smell at home.

>>181595898
This game > LoS2 unironically

>>181598336
Speedrunners don't give a fuck about the runs, it's just to meet and fuck people you flirt with all year on discord

>>181598221
No, they should separate the donation reader and couch in such a way they won't even know they're talking over each other

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>OKAY AN AUDIO QUE HERE I NEED SILENCE
>KEEPS
>FUCKING
>TALKING

Hey faggots, I haven't watched SGDQ until now, what did I miss?
Any good runs? Any cringe?

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>>181598491
>wanting to fuck not even slightly feminine looking ladyboys, neckbeards and landwhales

>>181598674
sonic colors was alright. DK64 was WAH-tier annoying

>>181598674
Nope just a bunch of well adjusted people doing what they love.

>>181598757
I have a thing for skinny nerd guys so I'd be fine

>has to interrupt himself to call time

>>181595898
Thats it i am gonna run this shitty game
it looks fun

>>181598768
Thanks, gonna check them out.

>>181598831
All for a great cause too. Kick cancer's butt with no frontiers or something and save the animals! Greetings from Germany.

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>de_gay

>guy about to show the camera something
>camera goes back to the let's player

Guy got BTFO

>>181599008
Agreed. It looks like a shit ton of fun

>>181598893
R-r u gril? Do you like the bbc

why doe schedule say carrie but is the stream saying henry?

Wait what, they're doing this again?

>>181599321
it's a bonus incentive they almost forgot about

>>181599321
>>181599327
henry was an incentive.

I'm digging it, I run henry myself and it's nice to see it in a GDQ. carcinogen is asking good questions too, i'm glad he's there.

>>181599360
why the fuck is there a 43min bonus thing

>>181599405
Yeah, his questions are really informative. The runner doesn't need an excuse to talk more, but this seems like a pretty good run.

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bring back this color scheme tbqh

>>181599445
it's 15 minutes. 43 was his main time.
>>181599575
Yeah he's always been a good commentator, I miss when he speedran more, he doesn't do much anymore.

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Welp. I'll tune into the marathon tomorrow.

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HERNIATED!

>>181599740
bring back 2013 gdq over this tbqh

>>181600036
it never left, friend

>>181600093
It got banned by the mods

>>181600170
it lives on, in mirrored_'s heart

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>>181600170

>>181600278
tfw saw a shadbase emote in chat

but it said the channel was "--hidden--", don't think it was an ffz emote

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Finally a not completely shit game

>>181600336
castlevania is based

tacos! xD when's the night in the woods speedrun!?

WAH

>>181600170
https://twitter.com/pacgamer/status/881868445247262721
>average gdq mod

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>>181600018

>>181600471
Imagine being an orbiter for protomagicalgirl

what are the odds of them actually reaching 5m bits? I mean that's 5 million dollars isn't it? Seems a bit retarded of a goal, majoras mask isn't even that far away.

>>181600584
protomagicalgirl(boy)

>>181600170
>>181600471
>i care about the twitch chat
kys my man

>>181600620
we got an anonymous donation of 1000000 bits with no comment!

>>181600620
It's 500 thousand dollars, I think

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>>181600584
more of a "kindred spirit"

>>181600620
depends on how obvious the donation laundering is

they can shake off suspicion by laundering with bits

>>181600620
a bit is 1 cent

a nice patriot on the couch

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>this run

>>181600847
>wearing American flag colors instead of Rainbow flag colors
Poor guy is so banned.

Hey, /srg/. Anything interesting happening in speedrunning?

>>181600876
comfy couch, comfy game, comfy soundtrack, comfy voice, comfy timeslot

>>181600945
no, never

>>181600945
Trannies attempting a takeover as per usual

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND

I'm here because I got drunk playing the dgq drinking game last night and got banned from /v/ for dumping MILF pictures in the thread

I'm always impressed that in spite of the hundreds of thousands of dollars in profit Mike has hoarded for himself, the stream has been consistently shit every single year.

>>181600957
>comfy
oh good something so boring it'll put me to sleep. I was just about to lay down.

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>>181601197
Same, but i was banned for feetposting

>>181601197
Don't feel left out. I'm the webm making faggot and I got banned from /v/ for talking negatively about MSF.

>>181600876

>mfw I loved that show and the clown waifu also voiced Claire in resident evil 2

How can 1 clown waifu be so based?

>>181601325
I had no idea that was the same person

JSRF still looks really good

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>>181601647
Novel art direction helped it stay unique despite aging graphics.

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>>181601695

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>This amazing game
>This fantastic soundtrack
>This comfy voice

What the fuck is happening?

>>181601418

yup, definitely my first childhood waifu and she still looks fiiiine

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>>181601827
this never fails to crack me the fuck up

>>181601317
>>181601295

At least it's not an all-board b& this time, r-right bros...?

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>>181601876

Who /half comfy/ here?

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>>181601993

haha the "ironically" obnoxious as fuck character on the sofa haha

haha

>>181601969
I'm not too worked up. I'll just be posting my webms here instead of /v/.

They just said some racist things. BANNED

what was fat boys problem during mirrors edge? how come he looks so evil and mean and being rude

>>181602361
>fat
banned

Why are sport games the worst speed games?

>>181602361
he knows the categories are arbitrary

>>181602516
>he doesn't speedrun nfl blitz

>>181602578
Would get jiggy with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

How many Graffiti Souls do you need to beat Future? I thought they were a collectible.

The guy said nipponese, fucking racist piece of shit.

>>181602516
Sports games aren't goal orientated with a beginning and end

the tony hawk speedruns were pretty nice and always at 3am too.

happy birthday srg

holy fuck this jsr couch/runner could not be more fucking monotonous

im gay

>>181603342
it's triggering the shit out of /v/ so that's fine in my book

>>181602690
40

Kinda sad they aren't explaining tricks and decisions because this couch guy wont close his mouth

take a drink every time they remind you who the composer is

>here's $ 50 even though I have no job
>good luck finding another job
lel. This couch reminds me of the /srg/ spergs. Skeleton shill and all them.

KKona

>>181595898
osrs best game

>>181603586
Well Naganuma is actually famous. Dick-riding is to be expected from these nobodies.

>>181603586
>they
Isn't it just the one guy?

>>181604064
He's not that famous

>>181595898
>this run
its like i am in 2013 , feels good

>>181603551
Thanks.
>an hour into the run
>just now explaining why he uses Gum

This run is the speedrun equivalent of your son coming out as gay

Just woke up, why the hell is leddit upset now?

>>181604496
Guy on the couch is very autistic. And not in the 'Bluegrass curious about the game' way.

>>181604483
What a strange attempt at humor

>>181604325
Yeah, it sucks. I used to run this, so its extra shitty since I know this is the kind of game that can have running commentary the whole way through with the amount of shit you need to explain to people that haven't played before

>>181604483

He came out as browsing /v/ so he's getting there.

sgdq is libcuck shill shit

it's been the same for years

I can't believe it's been 4 years since i started watching this shit

it's gotten so bad over the years

if you even bother speaking the truth in chat you will get banned

gdq staff and supporters are fascists who support degeneracy like fat acceptance

fat is objectively bad and unhealthy, anyone who think fat is okay is objectively bad for society

gdq doesn't believe in democracy

>>181605003
>bringing up fascism and democracy like GDQ is a country

>>181605025
>implying it is not

>>181605003
you've got to eat big to stream big.

>>181605025
gdq is obviously anti-american

>>181605096
dot net

anyone get banned from this SGDQ yet?

>>181605169
hopefully everyone

one more of these degenerate events and i think I might off myself

>>181605231
Bet you wont, pussy

Everyone, couch and runner, look depressed as fuck. They're like "what am I doing with my life?" right now.

>>181605270
if there are enough trannies and fat people at agdq 2018, I probably will

>>181605169
there has been surprisingly little drama. just protomagicalman stirring up shit for no reason from what I've seen.

>>181605306
Nah you're just a thin skinned coward like protomagicalgirl

>>181605352
sad there is no drama surrounding the rampant social degeneracy of a event of this caliber

>>181605352
the whole danSexy thing?

I heard rumors that Half wasn't too happy with her either

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>>181605352

You mean this?

>>181605427
yup.

Is blechy there? And if so, what's runs is he on the couch for?

>>181605426
Source?

>>181605427
man, wouldn't it suck if that was he hands and not 'boob's

tfw only literal whos this entire event
we need to go back

>>181605519
just overheard while walking through the hotel

>>181605521
They look like hands. If he come out and said they are hands protomagicalfaggot would get so owned lmao

>>181605521
i honestly thought they were hands until now. it's not like the emotes are high quality images anyway.

>>181605548
Every big speedrunner is either not attending or got banned already. They're big because they're fun, and fun isn't allowed in the event, only sob stories.

>>181605607
>>181605613
They are. Dude used to wear a red wig.

>>181605607
>>181605613

i honestly thing they are hands. Just how they look like

WIFE'S SON

>my wife's son
again? come on.

>my wife's son and I love this game

how do these get read?

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>>181605427

But the FUCKER knows exactly what he's doing!

>>181605640
Why has no one tweeted this at this drama causing tranny?

my wife's son again hahaha

>>181605727
>dantriggered is literally a chameleon looking like it's slightly perturbed

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>>181605736
No one cares enough.

>>181605727
Why is this freak so hostile? How did he even get a spot at GDQ? Do they not see this shit?

>>181605727
that fucker is literally sending a fate squad to protomagicalboy's house with his emotes. clearly violating the gdq harassment policy

>>181605427
What's the point of being a tranny if you're also a lesbian and you don't even try to pass as female?
Has to be genuine mental illness, right?

Lol
https://twitter.com/Dansgaming/status/882093027602292737

>>181605873
gdq gets imaginary points awarded by themselves every time they have a tranny on stream

defending the tranny get even more points

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>>181605727

This is danTriggered

>>181605885
to get asspats and attention

https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donation/348950

how do we get rid of these trannies

>>181605873
This is why I will never accept most trans online. They are just bullies.

>>181605885
the point is that you are into other trannies and are acceptably a chaser although cause you are a tranny you aren't a chaser, just a pansexual

best way to fuck trannies without being ostracized for it is to become one yourself

JUST
END IT

JUST
END IT

JUST
END IT

JUST
END IT

https://clips dot twitch dot tv/IntelligentDirtyMacaroniThunBeast

ALL OF THIS SUFFERING WILL BE GONE

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You have not idea how fucked up you are anons. One day someone comes at event and starts shooting fat trannies.

>>181606101
We wuz important?

>>181606150
>implying anyone can attempt a high score with the armed gdq guards

>>181606101
what is the context here? i dont feel like watching the 5 minutes into the vod.

what is cosmo/narcissa upset about?

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>>181606325
>armed gdq guards
Armed to defend virginity?

>>181606421
I demand this with sound.

>>181606507
the same

>>181606386
GDQ speedruns are getting hundreds of thousands of views while Cosmo is now with barely 200 viewers, unlike the tons of viewers he would get in GDQ and his own channel before his went full retard. He was one of the top (or even the top) runner in the last GDQs he was in i believe

>>181606150
I would never, but I fully understand the sentiment. Nothing good comes out of being fat. And nothing good comes out of being trans. This is the objective truth. I don't hate fat and trans. It's just know how it really is. I will never go out and shame or insult someone for these reasons. But thinking trans and fat acceptance are somehow progressive is bullshit. These two things are purely regressive in nature. Not necessarily bad, since we are over populated anyway, but this kind of acceptance is not progressive. I believe in a true and just america, but this kind of behavior acts against that in a fascist manner that tries to tell me that I am supposed to accept that of what is clearly bad. I am the true progressive. Heterosexuality is progressive as well as a healthy diet, especially in terms of our food industry.

>>181606576
I don't know why anyone would want to watch cosmo after his mental breakdown.
Dude's fucking weird.

>>181606386
he's producing more estrogen than a pregnant teenager but he was born a man. i think that's the gist of it.

>>181606582
That's bcs you americucks are pussies. You aint fighting with it. You let it be, and now ppl being hella sure there's now 2 genders. Your fault niggers.

I saw the cosmo being a tranny a million miles away before it happened and if you didn't then you are an idiot. Narcissa/cosmo is the least degenerate tranny in the community anyway.

>>181606576
Even if he wasn't a tranny, he became boring as fuck around the time he started streaming smash 24/7. Lost most of his viewers around that time.

>>181606101
I missed something. When did Cosmo go full female?

>>181606386
cosmo is mad that going insane and abandoning his fanbase didn't get him more attention than a multimillion dollar event.

>>181606693
there are two genders, anything inbetween isn't doing anything for anyone and as a result is a worthless, pointless way of thinking

I am fighting it, clearly. I stated my point and that these behaviours are degenerate/regressive

Cosmo was the most popular streamer at the time
Gets BTFO by Based John Numbers
Gets cucked by Adrian and she leaves him
Complains of hand pain
Goes Female

>>181606823
Mostly just monumentally delusional about the world. Good thing that guy contains himself to his own small community of boot licking soylent servants.

>>181606946
I was about to type more than ofc.

>>181606851
Are you kidding me mane

What are you even doing in this general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvMWdnYYatU

Its been almost two years I think, but not sure

>>181606823
A combination between no mic/cam for months, plus artsy photoshop bullshit, barely any entertaining commentary after putting back the mic, that boring music app, and sub mode streaming

>>181607086
Do you nigger honestly think cosmo turned into full female? He looks so fucked up

Why do they interview runners of games that are coming up instead of runners who just played? Why doesn't that one guy just take a shower and trim his disgusting goatee?

>>181607086
i've never seen these youtube vids, jesus christ

>>181606959
>Based John Numbers

How can someone like Numbers anally destroy someone else in such a savage manner on a live event that the victim even goes mentally disturbed

I wouldnt want to be in his bad side

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>>181607086
That's fuckin' hilarious.

How long until Cosmo commits suicide? Post estimates here

The John Numbers meme will never get old

fuckin kek

>>181607372
150 days

>>181607372
Judging from that video I'm surprised the dude is still alive.

>>181607372
three years tops

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>>181607372
The last two numbers of my post will decide the exact number of days

If dubs, wont happen.

>>181607372
When he realizes all those hormones won't magically make him look like a girl and that they're not gonna fix his life either. So, the breaking point for all trannies really

>>181607596
Hey muricans, kill em all. Don't be such pussies. Look at him, he's scared as fuck

>>181607596
96 days is too long

this game looks sick

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>>181607727
Not if the money runs out first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKOVuO7itUI

PLS COME BACK COSMO FAMALAN

THERES STILL HOPE

>>181607729
Reminds me of Tomba and I want to say Slaughterhouse.

>>181607731
>im gonna fight them
I wanna see what that figher looks like

>>181607731
wtf he actually looks mediocre in this picture

>>181607731
Was this on that streamer where he was browsing /vg/ for like an hour? I was seaching for the vod

>>181607798
I'm really digging the art direction of it, and yea his voice clips especially remind me of tomba.

The bosses look great too. Such a shame a game like this is being run so late

actual good game being run

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>this is a GDQ mod
fucking
lmao


looking at this princessproto shit is actually fucking sickening

not only is this person fucked in the head
but so many othjer people are fucking defending this shit logic
like why

>>181608152

triggered b*tch

Damn 3d effects always look so comfy in well designed 2d games.

Third day and still only at 250k? Anyone got stats to see how bad\good that is compared to previous GDQs? Should I expect the thousand dollar anonymous brigade soon?

I never heard of that game Astal, but damn that runner was so refreshing. He was actually interesting to listen to and made excellent small talk the entire run. Fucking shame that a guy like him was on at 2 am in the morning. I guess when you only got 1 pair of genitals, you can't get a good spot on SGDQ.

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CROWD B POPPIN YO

>>181608783
SGDQ has always had lower numbers compared to AGDQ. Also wait for those >>>anonymous<<< donations at the weekend which will push the total over 1m

>>181608909
True but last year they managed to edge out the failure that was AGDQ16 somehow, so I think they want to buck that trend?

>>181608909
which is a bit ironic given that prevent cancer foundation does fuck all for shit and doctors without borders saves lives, as in actually does so.

https://twitter.com/srlMilk/status/882161535723995136

>>181608909
i expect them wednesday night/thursday morning like agdq

>>181608969
gdq is shit now, ESA here I come

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>>181608968
Wait. Are you saying this picture is not worth a million dollar?

so do they just let the audience onto the main couch? That black guy was on the 2nd couch last run

>>181608969
say mexican once and suddenly you're racist

this game is adorable wtf

>>181609104
Cancer kills a shitload of people who are ignorant of it, it's not an unworthy cause

The problem with it is that it's US-only, and MSF is simply a better cause

>>181609104


I'm convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt no joke that prevent cancer foundation is literally just Uyama's money laundering foundation.

>>181608969
I mean to be fair he really was an annoying little shit

>>181609104
Be my bestie
Check my testie

All these saturn games are comfy as fuck

>>181607785
I often wish that he would just come back to actual speedrunning, create a chill stream without all the tranny circlejerking and weird nexus between LPing and pretending.

He could continue being a tranny, I don't even care, just get something done again Cosmo, snap out of this bullshit. We miss you.

>>181609104
Honestly since muricans don't have universal healthcare and are statistically ignorant, it's not that bad of a cause. I don't care about muricans though, which is why I'd never donate to the PCF.

>>181609762
To be honest most people have internet access and can find similar images for free. Also most people are poor because of poor food choices, not because they lack money. One person can eat healthy on 1.2k a year.

I honestly hate how long the setup time is for these marathons. Like 10 minutes between each game

>twitch ads
Huh.
I mean they went ad-free on AGDQ a few months ago and they're going to raise at least a million here probably
Seriously though?

Is this a boy or a girl?

>>181611109
your mom said the same thing to the doctor

>twitch interaction speedrun
>rigged voting
>it's a "developer shills his game at a gdq" episode
ResidentSleeper

how many people run this "game"

>>181611390
this run is way better than that assault android cactus run from yesterday. Especially cos it's only 25 minutes.

And does anyone remember that stupid ass ALL CUTSCENES run of that spinning limo game from last year or the year before? There's been way worse shilling games than this.

>dev turns on cheats
come on now

What a fucking

Clustertruck

>>181611602
Hmm...I saw this happen in the same game in a youtube video which was pretty much set up to go viral to advertise their game.
They should skip to the next game if they're just going to turn this into another ad

I even like clustertruck as a casual game, but how is this a speed game in any way?

just woke up
what did I miss in the past 9 hours

>>181611749
Jet Set Radio with dank-ass commentary that almost got the couch guy banned even though nothing was really all that offensive
Also an Astral run that you should watch if you want genuine speedgaming worth watching

>>181611914
thank senpai will check it out if there is a boring run

>>181611914
You literally get banned from couch if you're a girl (xx) and not a girl (xy)

How long until they add a donation incentive for someone to speedrun desert bus?

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>>181611914

>Jet Set Radio banned

I watched most of that run, what did he even say?

>>181611914
>almost
he's at minimum temp banned for 1 year because of that hole punch. plus they threatened to call the cops on him because of his suicide joke. not to mention he is associated with pvtcb and cyberdemon. he has no chance.

>>181612082
that's what everyone is still trying to figure out. you can argue he was obnoxious or whatever, but really nothing he said warranted any kind of drastic action

>>181612125
you're right, guess I was too optimistic there. He's fucked. Though I don't think he wants to attend the next GDQ's anyway after that unpleasant experience

>>181612082
he made a comment that they thought was race baiting even though it was a reference to some other top runners of the game

he compounded his stupidity by making a suicide joke

the whole thing was obtrusive drunken cringe commentary, he shouldn't be warned let alone banned, but he should definitely not be allowed on the couch again

what the FUCK is this fov

this Defunct run is legit good. Its like what sonic and racing runs wished they were with constant running without stopping and no loading zones

>>181612853
it's probably not that bad in the actual game, but the tiny character doesn't really help when there is two games on screen

pretty comfy game i'll be honest

>>181605885
oh man you dont even know. People like this that have no attempt to transition are mostly doing it only to get closer to women and still see themselves as men

this is exactly what CWC has been doing, The trick is, this is not to transition at all, people who do this are just trying to abuse gayfriend closeness or being able to be in the same bathrooms as excuses to get close and casually chat up women

you think im joking but im not CWC and others like this go to every single lgbt/womens rights/mourning event and chat up every single woman there. The transition is ONLY a trick to get women a different way and not to please men. CWC has even worse denial with this and puts "LSGBT" instead of LGBT cause he still sees himself as a straight man just using any dirty trick to get pussy

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>let the white guy do all the talking
>win race
ez

>>181605727
>>181605427

What are the odds of Proto apologizing for this behavior?

None. They are the privileged class now. They just get to jump in assumptions and act as if they are true with no careful examination whatsoever, and if they're not they'll say... Nothing at fucking all.

Think about that.

We need a third my wife's son donation

>>181613170

>mfw incident has already being swept under the rug in leddit

PRIVILEGED AS FUCK.

When do they start running real games again?

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>>181614110
>real games

>>181614730
>2012
good to know he's always been a funny dude. based squid

>Non Glitchless runs

May as well watch TAS

Or more interestingly: AI sorting algorithms

Games done quick feels more and more soulless and PC each year. What is even the point anymore if you can't even make jokes.

>>181614969
why do you even post this image?

>>181615064
Start watching and supporting other marathons then.

But you won't. You'll keep watching this shit every year and then cry about it on the internet like a faggot.

>>181615095
u rite nigga lmao

>>181615095
A support a bunch of other marathons that I like.
I also support SGDQ each year as getting Doctors without borders donations matters more than my feelings about how they run their event.

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NEVER
SEEN
THAT
BEFORE

>>181615367
People like this really need to be taken out back.

>>181615402
back where? :3

>>181615402
How dare people not tolerate my harassment

>>181615437
this but unironically

>>181615367
Sites need to have a set limit on how many reports you can make in one day, to shut people like this up

>>181615402
First they came for my twitter emojis, and the next thing you know they surgically removed my tongue and fingers so i couldn't type or talk

>>181615437
>I feel harassed by emojis showing support for breast cancer
you must be meming

>>181615582
LOL

>normally at home i cheat
epik

autistic conversations going on in the GDQ discord, y'all should join

>>181616003
any "girls" in there?

>>181616058
there's tons of faggots

>>181616058
girls (male) only

>>181616095
this

>squidscord
im good thanks

Holy fuck. How come chat is so slow at 100k views? I don't remember any other gdq to be this slow before.

dis poi game seems kinda legit??????

*nuts in proto*

*nuts in proto*

>>181616252
almost like everyone realizes its the same shit every year only this time with less personalities and more sjws

so what does Proto run? Any recommendations?

>>181616394
my nut

>>181616095
i'm at the hotel and there are more real women than trannys, and a surprising number of cute ones too.

>>181616269
>WW characters models with 2nd grade animations
>chaotic map design
>Some SMS enemy ripoffs as well
The only thing looking good is the overworld movement mechanic. Unfortunately hub-worlds are nowadays too dated to be considered good however. Too bad the jump mechanics are at least well done.

>>181616449
post pics

>>181616449
why are you attending a sjw conference?

>>181616532
>literal chocobo theme

wtf

>>181616449
there are literally 10x as many real women as trannys.

the tranny shit is overblown by 4chan just like everything else about GDQs lol. remember that time that that one girl slept with another man? yeah 4cvhsn is now asking if girls go to these events to gangbang, that's how exaggerated that joke went. that's how stupid the people in these thread are.

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>>181616394
> Proto
> Speedrunning

He is just there for the easy attention

>>181616532
>Too dated
For this sort of game, I don't see how
It's better than having just a menu or something to select levels from, and there's a lot of backtracking for money and items by the look of it

>>181616715
At least he got attention. I think he is kinda cute...

>>181616686
dont forget your condoms

>>181616780
headcrab...

I miss the days when it was just Withhelde and they didn't raise a fuss about anything at GDQ

>no longer #1 on twitch

ded marathon

poi boi
lol haha

didn't that proto guy say he was a lesbian
reminds me of chris chan

>>181616976
what are you talking about

>>181616686
>there are literally 10x as many real women as trannys.
There should be 1000x as many. It's still an epidemic that they're overrepresented 100 times in speedrunning.

https://twitter.com/yourmadasfuck/status/882056729726504960

>look i posted my tweet again

>>181617107
yeah i said that too >>181613030

>>181617195
>There should be 1000x as many
It's a speedrunning convention. Obviously men will be more represented than women you fucking dunce.

Can't wait for the marathon shitters to leave

>>181617416
>it a speedrunning convention so obviously it has more trannies than usual

lol

So /srg/ what are you guys speedrunning right now?

>>181617486
It also has more furries than usual. What's your point? Nerd conventions attract weirdos.

Have you ever been to anime expo? there are even more trannys there lmao.

>>181617279
they want to have their cake and eat it too
benefits that come with being trans and pretending to be a woman, whilst trying to get with girls that like the gay friend because they couldn't get with women as a man

is I am bread an actual speedrun or just a meme run

>>181617736
what's the difference

why do you speedrunning fucks have so many freaks

>>181617749
one is trying to achieve WR against competition.

other is 92.5% of the runs at this event

>>181617757
because it's literally the most autistic endeavor known to man?