/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

>>181550325
>shit OP
mongoloids need to stop making threads

>Embed Embed
>waifuop

kys but unironically

>>181550463
you need to stop breathing so..

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>>181550325
The Queen to the throne of my heart!

>>181550463
Fucking this. Neck yourself, OP.

>>181550537
kill yourself mouthbreather

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So in Dickplo how do I get common girls to work in my brothel?

so when installing dickplomacy do I just d&d the WSE folder into the dickplo folder or do I d&d the contents of WSE into dickplo?
sorry for being retarded I just wanna get this thing working properly

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what a tragic story

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>>181550696
you drop the contents into the main warband folder, where the .exe is. try reading the readme next time bucko

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rhodoks are white and based

>>181550612
the only thing here being killed is your boipucci, cumlover

>>181550668
raid village
part of refugees will appear
bonk them in the head
pull them by their hair to your brothel
badda bing badda boom

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I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>>181550668
Find some villager grills and then beat them over the head with a club caveman style.


>>181550696
MountbladeWarband/Modules/WSE.whateverthefuckversion

>>181550838
the readme doesn't say much in the way of installation in the version I got from the OP
lots of "if you get this error, do X Y Z" but doesn't answer my autismo level questions
you don't have to bully me with your smug anime grills q_q

>>181550668
take them as prisoners

>>181550869
dumb /v/edditor

>>181550868
As white as the Irish and as based as the Welsh.

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>>181550868
The age of Rhodok bullying is over. Now WE will be the bully .

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>>181551021
stop being so bulliable then faggot

>>181551140
yet far more white and far more based than the most prominent elected representative of the e*nglish which happens to be a sunni poopskin

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>>181551317
this

>>181551071
dumb /v/irgin

>>181551195
the only bull you will see is the swadian one fucking your wife(female) right into the shithole

Is it true that Julius Caesar and Augustus were Turks?

>>181551001
Something something dynasty warriors?

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>>181551480
>swadcuck talkin' shit

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>>181551140
watch out kiddo
>>181551387
PART
AND
PARCEL

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>>181551559

I like the Welsh. I like their culture and think they have a fascinating history. Please don't bully me.

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>rhodok posting

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>>181551850
hmm

>>181552461
But she gets fucked into submission a few pages later.

Why did they have to introduce his cousin? She don't even got nice titties like Saxon waifu.

>>181551505
>Julius Caesar
>gens Julia
>(supposedly) decended from Aeneas of troy, which is currently thought to be a city in the westernmost area of Asia minor.
assuming this origin story is true, Aeneas would certainly be hellenic.
Non ethnic greek turks are decended from a different part of the world, (some evidence suggests the scythians being the originators of the Oghuz turkic people.) and didn't migrate to the hellenic half of the anatolia until long after western Rome kicked the bucket.

But disregarding all of that, the iulias tribe was in rome before even the end of the Roman Kings. so almost certainly Julius Ceasar and his nephew Augustus were thoroughly of the Latin ethnicity.

>>181552771
Nah, they were true Turkish heroes. And since Augustus was a turk and the founder of the Roman Empire, then the Ottoman Empire and now Turkey are the true successors of Rome.

>>181551001
Inviting the enemy general to a tea party until the sun gets low enough to blind his troops when?

>>181552603
name?

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fuck welsh

>>181551065
>>181551000
But who do I talk to to give these girls to? I have both refugees as prisoners but also peasant women and the woman in the bath house has no interest in the girls...

>>181552990
House of Tudor best house.

>>181553034
Have you enabled the adult content?

>>181553034
I'm having trouble where I can't open a brothel even when I talk to the GM
I also can't get it so characters are nude if they aren't wearing any gear

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>>181552883
i'd laugh if it wasn't for the fact that i'm sure some turkroach actually believed this

>>181553632
did you read the readme and set it up properly

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>>181553275
>>181553632
Fuck, Just found out there was a third option of
"consensual and non-consensual" it works now thank you

Guys is there some place on internet where i can see all weapons and armors for warband with pictures?
trying to make vanilla troop trees more consistent and need it to see how weapons/armor looks so they match
I remember some mods having option to look at all weapons/armors in game but forget which it was

>>181553743
yes, some of it is working (such as the new scenes and using the rus models) but I can't get the brothels or nudity to work for some fucking reason

>>181553857
the m&b wiki

you can look at all the equipment with the cheat menu in game

>>181553857
run the game with cheatmenu on and look through while windowed

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>>181553994
>>181553743
wait fuck me I see what I was doing wrong
had to go into camp menu derp derp derp

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>>181554027
>m&b wiki
>>181554039
Thanks for help.
Anyway its just me or armor and helmets stats are pretty insensible in vanilla with zero consistency?

>>181555026
>zero consistency
Welcome to mountain blade

>>181555026
>armor and helmets stats are pretty insensible in vanilla with zero consistency?
yes

>>181555215
>>181555307
Huh.
Nobody even fix it? it will be time consuming but there must be some autist who did it already(so I do not need to do it)?

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>>181556535
>but there must be some autist who did it already

>>181556834
that is for 1257
nobody did it for vanilla or diplomacy?

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man, this will be one massive throwdown, a shame that almost all of the troops are mine, I will have to do a lot of recruiting after this battle

so this custom trouptree and ingividual units stuff is not included in dickplo? is it mergeble?

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>>181554357

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW OR BE PREPARED TO BE ANNEXED BY THE IMPERIUM ROMANUM OF TOTAL WAR

>>181558732
total warhammer*

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>>181558829

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>>181557334
and the first round is over, not too shabby

>>181558276
not yet, custom troop tree anon is """"working"""" on it. expect 1 month or so

For Dickplomacy, what are the status effects if you choose "A fleeting memory" when asked about your father?

>>181558276
probably never because dickplomacy is a fucking mess source-wise

>>181551480
>the only bull you will see is the swadian one fucking your wife(female) right into the shithole
In Spain and spic countries someone who gets cucked is the bull. Enjoy your closet cuckoldry swadian faggot!

>>181555026
>m&b wiki

What about it?

>>181559585
source?

>>181559523
It really is. The guy didn't even put fucking comments to mark where he made changes, which is modding 101.

>>181559585
te voy a poner los cuernos, pendejo
>>181559942
in Spanish-speaking countries, the phrase literally translates to "putting the horns on you"
the person wearing the horns is the one getting cucked
it's one of the big reasons people think Star vs. The Forces of Evil is thinly veiled cuckold porn

>>181557094
i did for the MP mod, i've been fucking around with a SP thing but i probably won't finish it

>>181559816
Thanks for suggestion. Its very helpful.
Redesigning Sarranids into all yellow and orange.
Their low(I&II) tier units are shield and sword one with yellow padded armor and turbans.
III tier are Horse archer(former vet footman) and sword and bowman.
Both can be upgraded into foot bowman horse archer also into melee cavalry and bowman into heavy infantry.

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>>181560193
i've already made revised troop trees for native if you want some inspiration

>>181560070
>spanish
It's from latin, you uncultured swine.

>>181559942
What >>181560070 said, its not referring completely to the bull but to the horns
>>181560070
puto

>>181560358
I said Spanish-speaking countries you fuckwit

>>181560350
looks like shit

>>181560070
Very interesting

>>181560480
you said that last time

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>>181558732
>rhodoks (the mostly italian inspired faction) are more roman than the germanoboo swads
no.

>>181560452
Are you trying to imply spanish is the only latin language on earth?

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>>181560528
stop posting your shitty OC every thread

>>181560358
In slavlad too.
Its "adding somebody horns" and the guy who is NTRed is "horned one"

>>181560718
no I'm saying it's how they say "you're a cuck" in Spanish-speaking countries since neither the Italians, French, or Portuguese use that idiomatic phrase
jesus you're stupid, it's probably because you're a mestizo

>>181560814
>implying italian, french and portoguese are the only latin languages
For the record, you're wrong as well.

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>>181560742
Stop being a swadcuck

>>181561017
wow you ARE retarded

>>181561076
Or perhaps you are, since I'm from one of those countries and we do, in fact, use the same idiom.

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>>181560775
Huh, so vaegirs and rhodoks both can confirm swadians are cucks. Theres no way swadcucks can refute this

>>181561863
you would say that too if you got a great lance up the ass every night from superior swadian knights

What's the fastest you've seen a faction get eliminated before?

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>>181562107
What good's a lance if ya horse is DED

>>181562213
Khergits got wiped between the Vaegirs and the Sarranids by day 100 for me.

So I just downloaded the new 3.0 update of Sayazn and I'm having this weird bug where there are desert-like patterns on the ground and I can't move onto them, which effectively blocks me off from half of my faction's area.

Has anyone had a similar thing happen to them?

>>181562213
vaegirs day 60 on my first serious playthrough. i then assumed that they were the weakest, but in reality they were just really unlucky, with swadia, nords and khergits sieging them non-stop while not having any other wars to worry about.

>>181562737
Download the hotfix. that came out a few hours ago.

>>181550325
vanillafag here.
best fantasy mods in your opinion? ideally with some magic in?

>>181562931
Phantasy Calradia has the best implemented magic that i know of. It's just been deader than disco for years.

Warsword Conquest takes place in the Warhammer Fantasy setting, and gets updates every couple of years. but has no actual magic that i know of.

>>181562931
with magic:

Chronicles of Might & Magic
Phantasy Calradia

without magic:

The Last Days

>>181562807
I downloaded the 3.0 version from the talewords forum post, but I don't see a hotfix anywhere. Would you mind linking it?

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>>181562792
>i then assumed that they were the weakest, but in reality they were just really unlucky
they really hard the weakest

>>181563252
>>181562807
Nevermind, just found it :)

Thanks for the help friendo.

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>>181563252
https://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,291695.915.html

>>181560350
>Rhodok Horseman
Instantly shit.

Is Sayazn fun?

>>181564583
they're too OP otherwise

>Is Sayazn fun?
it requires you to have the ability to have fun, for starters.

It costs nothing to download it and give it a try.

>>181564614
the battles are
you can crank the battlesize up to like 600 because firearms choke the engine less than melee blobs

>>181564583
they're in multiplayer so its canon :^)

>>181564761
more to do with the lack of formationAI, that does have a performance impact

>>181564891
sayazn has moto's formation AI + jacob's rout AI and square formation AI

Whatever happened to the Amazon mod?

>>181565000
it does? i thought it didn't have anything aside from WFAS formations
i didn't see any keys anyway

>>181565024
who cares

>>181565024
bunch of faggots demanded traps and shotas, this led to shitpost wars, and he basically stopped delivering updates.

>>181565060
I asked, so I care.

>>181565151
What a shame it ended like that.

>>181565151
he literally posted a few threads ago
>>180930023

>>181565024
it's in development

>>181564663
there is no reason for rhodok horsemen to exist
they live in hills and piles of manure
rhodok pigrider might make sense, or a rhodok scout as a light cav as one of the lvl10 end units as the only cav unit at a stretch

>>181565902
>people who live in hills never use horses
dumb meme

>>181566301
well the rhodoks dont

>>181566365
>give them cav
>now they do

>>181566365
http://mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Rhodok_Horseman

>>181566449
are you actually trying to use that as an argument

>>181566301
not for combat
dragoons would be a real stretch, so scouts are the only thing that really make sense

>>181565902
what are jinetes

>>181566854
spanish spearchuckers from ~250 years after warband
whats your point

>>181566498
you said they don't use cavalry
>>181566593
why wouldn't they
they don't just fight in hills

>>181567280
light cavalry that chuck spears used in hilly Iberia(not mention that this sort of cavalry were know and used from ancient times here)

>>181567298
and they dont use cavalry, MP doesnt have anything to do with SP

MP factions literally only have all 3 types for balance, like when they added khergit infantry to the game

>>181567467
>they don't use cavalry
>have a cavalry unit
you're really making me think here

>>181550325
I'm bored and have gone through the usual mods.

What's good, probably haven't played, and is POLISHED?

>>181568048
>POLISHED?
>anything to do with warband
>polished
also, what's the "usual mods"

Gotta know how much you played, cause otherwise i'd just say go look through ModDB

>>181567578
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MP
brain on overdrive

>>181568262
it's in the game so it's canon kiddo

Playing with Dickplomacy for the first time gents (Played Native exclusively), what am I in for?

>>181567445
>here
they were used like horse archers anyway, nothing like lancers

>>181568340
>it's in the game
barely
why cant i recruit rhodok horsemen and khergit infantry in sp?

>>181568629
because native is badly balanced

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>>181568673

>>181568808
>shitposting instead of working
has there ever been anybody worse at their job than ginge

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>>181568526
Dicks.

>>181568191

>Perisno
>1429
>1257
>POOP
>16th Century
>Silverstag
>Warsword
>Swedish Mayo
>Cozur's Cock
>Sands of Faith
>Europe in Flames
>Hispania

Has anyone bothered to tell mod anon that flails and all the other weapons using the same weird animation are completely useless? In his verion of 1257ad I bought what looked like a shortened voulge and my guy ended up sipining it for 10 seconds before actually triggering the strike animation. A waste of good florins.

>>181569737
>and all the other weapons using the same weird animation
what

>>181569381
What about CoMM? 1866 Western Mod? The Last Days? Phantasy Calradia? Blood & Steel?

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>>181569381
Gekokujo
The Last Days of The Third Age
Rome at War
Brytenwalda
Sayazn
Nova Aetas
Calradia : Imperial Age
Phantasy Calradia
Twilight of The Sun King

>>181569812
The slings and the shortened voulge in 1257. There are probably more but those are the easiest ones to find.

Which body and face mesh option should I use from dickplomacy?

>>181570201
open morgh's and uncheck horseback_slash_polearm from the shortened voulge and thrust_musket from the scian

>>181570471
should be thrust_musket from the flail*

>>181562931
The Gathering Storm. Best magic.

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>>181570660
>A Wheel of Time
Jesus christ i've completely forgotten about this. Why is warband cursed to forever have all the good mods die.

>>181570471
Thanks, that worked just fine. And I took the opportunity to also remove all the euro-----> templar/other crusader order upgrades.
I love the fact that mod anon makes this edits but some of his choices are questionable.

>>181571685
because they're otherwise unattainable

>>181571895
I know, and as a player choice its fine, the problem is hat the AI makes use of the upgrade line too so you end up seeing lots and lots of templars and hospitaliers or whatever in all sorts of retinues in all of europe.

>>181561076
fucking idiot, huenigger here and we DO use it.

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>>181575672
>portugués
>pertinente

>Siege a castle
>Follow the advices given a few threads ago
>"Retreat cavalry and infantry and have the archers kill some troops until they run out of arrows"
>Start the attack
>They ignore my orders of retreat
>Well then just charge or something
>Archers dont use their bows
>They charge with their melee weapons
>They get slaughtered
>Some even got stuck behind the walls and did not go up the siege tower
At least I killed like 160-180 and they only killed 130. But why didnt they followed orders and why did archers charge with melee instead of ranged? Im playing 1257 btw.

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how the fuck do i install Dickplomacy? The readme a shit
som1 pls help

>>181576893
>The readme a shit
maybe if you cant read

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>>181576893
are you a literal fresh install?

You pop it into your mod folder like any other.

>>181576993
so pop both WSE and Dickplo into the module folder and run the game from the WSE loader?

>>181577361
yes but you dont have to use WSE if you dont care about what it says it uses it for in the readme

>>181550325
How do I change Dickplomacy language? Everything is in some weird Turkish shit

Is there a way to reduce cooldown for naughty stuff in Dickplomacy?

Waiting for the cooldown is annoying.

>>181552990
what comic m8?

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>>181580713
For future reference, 4chins has a google image search built in.

>>181580448
You stop denying your roach heritage

>>181580887
I did that thing, returned nothing

>>181581437
but anyway, thnaks.

>>181576828
Please respond ;_;. How do I make the archers dont go melee attacking.

Im trying to play (tweakbros) blood and steel and it keeps crashing during battles. Has anybody else had/fixed this?

>>181581717
tell them to use range weapons. it's one of the f key commands

>>181581717
It's one of features contained in that mod
I hope you enjoy it

>>181581717
use f1

>>181582214
Is it in fire orders? Theres only fire at will, use blunt, hold fire and weapons at will.

>>181576828
>>181582807
1257 Siege is kinda buggy on the archer did u download the Siege fix in pastebin?

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>playing dickplomacy
>view sex scene
>leave brothel
>leave city
>ride across the realm to do a quest
>hear faint moaning noises in the distance, it must be nothing
>get to praven, speak to King Haralus
>as the screen comes up the moaning gets louder and sounds like it's coming from right in front of me
>I can only see Haralus above the waist so I can't be sure if this is a bug or if he's slathering a bitch in butter and fucking her as we speak and I can't see it

>>181583464
>dickplomacy
well shit i need to play this mod fast

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>>181583464
>associating with the buttery jew

>>181582979
>>1257 city & lord name changer:
https://mega.co.nz/#!EsE3BDqY!17Yx-JHwp7Yq_KoPcvdBzA6KDl0yx2LmKgHTfSGRP3c
Didnt know of that, checked the pastebin and the only link is this one, is it this the fix?

>>181583962
sorry not sure didn't play 1257 in a long time but did u use the 1257 normal one or anon modded https://pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>>181584927
It was in that pastebin, since I was playing normal version I tought I had to change to that one and lose everything but I saw the fix was for normal and modded 1257. Thank you kind anon <3.

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>this is the great Ulysses S. Grant running away from a savage

jesus christ I can't believe the South lost to this shitter

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>Trust no one, not even yourself

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>>181588646
sounds like he's about to commit Regacide

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>>181588646

>>181580887
That comic is retarded, but not surprising given it's a comic.

>>181588838
Lmao what...

>>181570012
CoMM is both good and bad

It has some fun variety, but the balance is fucked

Get as many power liches as you can have and it's gg. Magic is OP as fuck and half broken too

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>>181592797

>>181591320
It's because it's unfinished and on eternal hiatus.
It's ok as an alpha of the finished mod.

>>181583464
whats the fastest way to check if the adult content works? its not like I can just go to some npc and say oogabooga is rape time

>>181596790
you can go to an NPC and ask 'let me show you a good time'
E.G my ass has a disease and your semen is the only cure for it...

>>181596790
Hit "camp" and open "content options". First option enables or disables it.

hey custom troops anon, have you integrated upstab?

>>181598132
he will
in 10 days

Can I still get achievements if I don't play on Realistic or use Dickplomacy?

>>181599783
the only thing that disables cheevos is having cheats enabled

Haven't played in some months. Do I continue my pop save or try out that new ice and fire mod

>>181600893
just play more poop

Played Viking Conquest. Nice gameplay and features etc. But setting is fucking boring, want same graphics and stuff in Native setting.

>>181601162
>I want vikings without vikings

wew laddy

go play boringblanda then

>>181601286
if some philistine thinks the viking expansion is boring they are likely to be even less interested in the saxon migration period

>>181601286

vikings are ok, but there are nothing else, brothelbalda is the same thing buth without vikings = more boring

>>181601454
are there actually brothels or are you just speaking out your ass

>>181601568
>what is a joke
we truly ate the butterbreada

>>181601568

no brothels, only sluts

>>181601162
>But setting is fucking boring, want same graphics and stuff in Native setting.
literally a pleb

I mean there's not much vikings in VC, more about brits, gingerniggers and sheepshaggers, I don't give a fuck about their island history, I want to rape slavs, burn down the rome, rule the steppes etc. Bannerlord has the best settind.

>>181598132
I keep being reminded at work and forgetting when I get home.

>>181602836
native is literal garbage

>>181560070
"te voy a poner los cuernos"
Means "I will stab you with my horns." as in "Put my horns in you" not "On you."

The cuckold isn't "wearing" the horns, he's a bullfighter who lost the fight to the bull.

>>181603963
>he's a bullfighter who lost the fight to the bull
made me feel

>>181604025
I'd enjoy watching some spic cunt get gored tbqh

Is there anyway to become a vassal when you have very high right to rule?

>>181604069
rude

>>181604069
I meant in relation to the cuck

>>181604224
Most every time it's the bull getting fucked , I'd like to see the prancing fag get impaled

>>181604407
I read an article recently where the matador got impaled through his throat and out of his mouth, he actually survived it though, there's probably pictures if you look it up

>>181604789
Sweet will take a look, hopefully some video footage, thanks anon

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hopefully this is an option in Bannerlord dickplomacy for Aserai lords after conquering the Calradian Empire

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>having sex with prostitute in my brothel
>inbetween the sex noises are pig squeels

>>181605041
How could his son be any better looking than any other woman he could have taken? Can boys really be called "beautiful"

what's the best mod out right now?
i've been away from M&B for a while but i'm not going back to vanilla

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>>181605308
>Can boys really be called "beautiful"
yes

>>181605575
Maybe someone that's put lots of time into becoming that way, but I don't think the 14 year old son looked like that

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>>181605669
traps have existed since time immemorial

>>181605834
I really doubt a high ranking politician's son would have been one though

>>181606015
I would think that the young, not-quite fighting age son of an aristocrat would be the most likely to be soft and delicate

>>181606269
But enough to be chosen over any woman you could want?

>>181606391
maybe he was that beautiful who could say but maybe Mehmed was just a "the dick only makes it better" kind of trap fucker

>>181606667
All people who want to fuck trannies and traps do so for the fuck, there is no other reason, anyone that says otherwise is a stupid faggot who's probably in denial about his love of cock

>>181606667
The latter was what my thoughts were, I'm pretty sure Mehmed just liked boys

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>>181606782
and who could blame him!

>>181607034
I hate living this sinful life

>>181607194
it's true but once one is infected with the lust who can resist the catamite's charm?
we are doomed to sodom and gomorrah

>>181607329
Sometimes I stop mid fap and think of God staring down at me, disappointed

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>>181598132
The fuck you on about nigga, it's right here.

I just started playing Mount and Blade. Can anyone tell my why Fire and Sword gets so much shit?

>>181609471
>Can anyone tell my why Fire and Sword gets so much shit?
it doesn't really, it's largely ignored

>>181609471
it has some really neat features, but its also bland, buggy and boring

>>181609471
no player kingdom an you die at the end of one of the faction quests
good otherwise

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This Dickplomacy merge isn't go too bad so far, let's see when shit gets weird.

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>>181611241
Didn't take too long.

>>181611308
yeah its broken so use the diplo one, it runs smothly

>>181611370
It's me lad, custom troops anon. Gotta get this working.

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>take a quest from guild master
>"track down bandits"
>cant find them, noone seen them
>decide to cheat to see if its bugged
>reload to quests start
>see that no special bandits spawned
>guess its one of the standard badnits
>teleport onto, and destroy all bandits/looters/deserters in the area
>quest is still not complete

What the FUCK am i supposed to do to complete this shit?

>M-muh cheating!
Shit like this is exactly why i have it on, to "debug" broken quests, or other mechanics you are given no explanation whatsoever

>>181611549
those bandits most likely were already defeated by someone else

>tfw you're sick and can't go to work
>tfw you want to boot up some Pendor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4yOi7mDgBY

What does character eexport exactly do? Can I share my char tto another mod?

>>181611696
it makes your character editable in your documents folder. so you can go and manually edit it, i believe you are able to use it for other mods

>>181611623
now i have a bit of spare time to autismgrind, I might give poop a fair go
other than rereading the lore, what should I look out for?

>>181611864
Don't go fighting demon parties early on.

>>181611610
as i said: i reloaded to the point that im standing in the city just after accepting the quest, and then only teleported to enemies, so noone moved an inch, let alone engage in battle during my sweep operations

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>>181611549
>mfw questcucks complain in /mbg/

>>181611886
well yeah, im aware of the massive disparites between recruits and the >difficult bandits
elves a shit but im probably better off getting positive relations with them so the special snowflakes dont attack

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>>181611308
Well that was an easy fix. When I first installed Dickplo I went into the content options and replaced the old scenes with the new ones. When I then ran the module system with custom troop trees merged in, it overwrote scenes.txt with the default one but left the new scene objects so everything was fucked.

>>181612027
That takes a long time so good luck. Your best bet is to lure Jatu guys near elven parties, let them fight and then "rush" to help the elves.

>>181612042
noice.

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Lol, so this is all there is separating the default menus.txt from the adult content enabled one. Let's just leave the option available by default, you don't have to go into the camp menu and select it if you don't want to.

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Is it just me or is this an add thing for a party of Saracens to drop?

>>181612636
>50/50
seems accurate to me

maybe they were trying to lure out a spy in their group

>>181612298
Yeah I always thought it was kind of silly you had to overwrite the mod AND enable the option to get that content. I mean, if you've already gone through the trouble of downloading the mod in the first place don't you want to see the option?

>>181550325
Custom Troop Trees - Dickplomacy edition is back up.

https://www.mediafire.com/?8qbwrc98hqt8o9b

I'm not guaranteeing that it'll work as well the regular diplo version but the most glaring issue is fixed. Also, don't fucking try to play an existing save with it. Don't try to play your Dickplomacy save and don't try to play your Custom Troop Trees save either.

In the OP can we perhaps get a brief "new game required" message tacked on with the link so I don't have to repeat that?

>>181613578
cool shit, gonna give it a try n0w

>>181613578
>>181613702
don't do it
it's horse porn

>>181613949
sweet

>>181613949
Even better.

>>181613578
I want you to impregnate me

>>181613974
>>181614000
>t. khergits

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>>181606269
>not-quite fighting age son
I don't know about sand niggers, but in the Byzantine system. the upperborn son of someone who has any relation to combat would be apprenticing to a warrior by 7 or 8 sort of like a page in Europe. although, since we're talking about the son of Loukas Notaras who is the epitome of bean counters and beuracracy at the time of the fall of Constantinople. I'd doubt it would have been this way for his son.

Of course, Muslims have always been faggots and just afraid to admit it, so take it with a grain of salt.

>>181614284
The turks are especially well known for being pederasts.

I wonder if that's why they chose to conquer Greece specifically. Maybe there's something about the Aegean Sea that turns people into gay pedophiles?

>>181614760
>Maybe there's something about the Aegean Sea that turns people into gay pedophiles?
Probably the women

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>>181614854
I had a laff

>>181611549
Hot dayum. i can never get over just how roided up looking a kangaroo can be.

>>181613578
Can you make it work with MBtweak?

>>181614284
in fact, even to this day (check Iran) homosexuality is not permit, but transgenderism is ok. because for them, if you like men, you are a women, so its ok to just turn into one as much as you can.

and they are right about that portion of homosexual men who turn out that way because they were "female minded". ofc they are not right about the man who just prefer dicks and its a regular faggot with no other mind issue or anything.

>>181614854
just imaging the average middle east/muslim women compared to the europeans one or even child. you will turn into that for sure too

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>>181614854

>Custom trooptree
>Build own castle/settlement
>Troop personalities
>Dickplo

Is it possible in one mod?

dickplomacy has freelancer or I'm missing something?

>>181616657
go to a lord and find out

>>181614854
lel

>>181616531
What if
>Build castle
>Fill dungeon with prisoners
>Fuck them until theyr'e pregnant
>Raise the children
>Build a village around the castle
>Fill village with your children
>Have them fuck each other to increase the population exponentially
>use the taxes raised to build more castles and more villages
>Raise levies of your descendants and conquer all calradia
>staff all noble positions with your descendants
>????
>Profit and habsburg chins

>>181617178
>genghis habsburg

I like it

>>181617178
>when you're kids start to look like characters from the goonies
what do now anon?

>>181617178
>name player rolf
>name all children rolf
>every single significant character in calradia is now either rolf, son of rolf, or rolf, son of rolf, grandson of rolf, etc. ad infinitum

>>181617513
Rolf, Son of a shepherd

>>181551559

Hello plebbit

>>181551001
fuck, I need this now. I've been watching Three Kingdoms (2010) and I can't stop marathoning it.

>tfw no war chariots in mountain blade
>tfw no giant pavises large enough to flip a chariot
>tfw can't divert the irrigation canals around a castle into the moat and flood the city
>tfw no trident halberds

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starting my third dickplomacy run because I keep getting raped

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>>181618362
>needing to start over
>when at worst, you'll just be back where you started (with a somewhat looser anus)

>>181619001
I can't keep a character who has been shamed. He'll be among the angry drunks who crowd taverns fighting heroes now.

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A cool screenshot

Warhammer is still boring tho

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>>181615085
what i love is how uniervsally understood that hook to the jaw is

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>>181619148
>Warhammer is still boring tho
Warhammer is the least boring of all the total wars, tho.

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>play customtroop dickplo
>start as king
>go to neighbors castle
>ask him to cuck his daughter for me
>i want to marry his ugly daughter
>The king, myself.. wants to marry his daughter and this is how he responds...
shall i indict him?

>>181619639
Capture his daughter, fuck her and make him watch.

>>181619214
sauce me up

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>>181620383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GoQlvc_H3s&feature=youtu.be

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>>181619214
I for one, welcome HEMAposting

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what do you want even more than Mount and Blades: Two Bannerlords?
a new update of this Perisno blog!
>>181425724
>>181426318
1st run ever Perisno anon, 6th update:
like I said, I offer my kingdom to vassallage to the Reich, in order to marry Princess Birgit and to make a common front to reconquer and push back those anime lovers Zannfags. while doing that, I will exploit any situation to gain even more land and power, and it will be perfectly cover.

the first step is to clean and wipe out half of the former Reich territory, now Zann's land: Fresing and Reichberg cities plus 4 or 5 castles more already fall to the invasors. the Reich is fucked. on that new conquered land, A LOT of Zann patrols and armies +200 size each roam freely. I manage to pick battles with these, always 1 or 2 at a time, with my heavy armored blunt hired mercenaries + elf archers army. the fights were easy, Zann units are not that well equipped (lmaonoshield) but tedious, because they have like 15 armies roaming there. but thanks to that, Im very rich now +950k money from prisioners.

with that cleaning, the Reich nobles can start to move again. and they do it very badly: a shit Marshal decide to try to finish the Valahar Island invasion instead of reconquering Reich's initial land. after a few pointless massive skirmish battles there, we are going nowhere. I got bored and decide its time: I will reconquer Reichberg by myself, and claim it. with that crazy cash I have, I will get the very best troops you can massive own: Household Guards from your own lands. they cost 10k each, 160 wage, but stats wise are beast and you can put on them any gear (you need to have it) on them. I made my guard the ultimate destroyers: pic related.

with them at my side, autism, and a lot of patience I succed on Reichberg, and later on, on Freising. both seiges were me, with 230 army size (half ultimate guard half ellintorian archers) vs 2k+2k garrison Zanned cunts.

the Reichonquista is here motherfuckers.

1/2

>>181620909
me throwing the sword

>>181619368
and?

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>>181622558
after the 2 great reconquered big cities, looks like the Kaiser wake up. a new marshal is appointed, and its Herzog motherfucker Oskar time! and ofc this badass dragondildo rider pull off from that retarded attempt on Valahir Island and focus on our own land. the new campaign manage to reconquer 3 castles, one of them being asigned to my wife. I helped them, gather more money, reinforce my ultimate guard units, and conquered by myself another castle and ask for my wife to own it. I want her to regain land on that Freising zone, because was initially hers and its right there with my future region.

for that dream called my own region, Im conquering Arendal again on my own hopping to exchange it for Voldeberg in the near future. again, a 2.5k garrison awaits me inside. this time was harder because on top of all the Zann units, with a lot of archers, they had Valahir infantry. they are allied. make sense cause Valahir Island was never touched by the Zann Invasion and they were being pushed hard by the Reich. its a win-win situation for the nordtards. I win, but I also lost almost all my army on the process.

the Zanns are out of the entire north shore, I manage to get 2 Reich big towns, plus another formerly Maccan one, Arendal. now its time to calm down, gain stability, make my wife regain power and stablish my final border / territories.

pic related, current situation and plans.

2/2

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>reading veluca rant about how he's the rightful king
every time

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>>181581717
>>181576828
https://my.mixtape.moe/bmargt.webm
modded modded 1257 patch ver 0.2 soon brothers.

>>181615085
>>181619214
if kangaroo used his main weapon aka. full body weight claws to the chest it wouldnt be so hot for that guy

Dickplomacy questions
>how do I fuck prisoners?
>how do I fuck qts in my band (they always refuse)
>what scenarios let me fuck?

>>181626506
>enable the adult content
>enable the adult content
>enable the adult content

Who is the best claimant and why is it Kastor?

>>181626506
>how do I fuck prisoners?
enter your camp and talk to the prisoners in cages
>how do I fuck qts in my band (they always refuse)
hit the gym, take a shower, and just B.E.E. yourself
>what scenarios let me fuck
brothel, prisoner rape, propositioning sex, I think weddings, etc.

also >>181626907

>>181626967
>I enjoy being cucked

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>>181627143
>just B.E. yourself

>>181627456
Man, this pic is fucking brilliant.

When i try to run wse for dickplomacy it says wse 4.3.3 isnt supported. Any fix?

>>181627850

nvm was to dumb to also replace the .exe

Can anyone fucking explain why Bannerlord was announced so early? It killed WB modding and decimated it's playerbase.

>>181628287
its*

>>181628287
A few reasons.
To generate hype: TaleWorlds is a small company with no marketing department, they need all they can get
For transparency purposes: TaleWorlds is a small company so they like to communicate with their community directly quite often, this means announcing new things when they start development. This also means dev diaries and stuff.
And the final reason of course is that they didn't expect for it to take this long. When Bannerlord finally comes out the engine will be technically outdated. It's a shame it's taken so long to make, but if WB has proven anything it's that if a game is good it doesn't matter how old and busted and held together by scotch tape the engine is.

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>>181628496
>TaleWorlds is a small company so they like to communicate with their community directly quite often
>often

>>181628617
relatively speaking :^)

>>181628496
What if they repeat and announce a new game 1 year after Bannerlord releases?

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>>181626129

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just got a 2mb update for warband
what was it?

>>181631890
fixed a typo, added a new art for a single button in the options menu, etc. Also support for N64 controllers.

Enjoy your broken mods. :^)

>>181632007
works for me bro

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r8 my qt lads

my goal is saucy /u/ action with Isola of Suno

>>181633481
I hope it's possible to make QTs in Bannerlord, the characters all look pretty bad in this game imo no matter what you do.

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>>181634406
>I hope it's possible to make QTs in Bannerlord
it is

>>181634783
is that ur mom

>>181603487
do it

>>181608757
not basic upstab
The upstab diplomacy package has a number of unique weapons in it.

>>181635129
fuqqq

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Which faction is more beginner friendly?