/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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First for spiky waifu.

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Colonizing begin

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>>181331783

I want to tongue Ashley's asshole!

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Sara's ass - the best ass.

>>181331978
Too lewd for this board.

>>181331740
Best race and face, and personality.

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>>181331898
Me too.

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>>181331740

>>181332172
>tfw you'll never tongue punch Ashley's shitbox while stroking her sloppy wet cock

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I wonder what happened to that anon, who claimed that Garrus´Squad on Omega was a Gang like the others.

Did I convince him ? Did he just quit ? Is he doin more research to field some new arguments with citations ?

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>>181331740
Everything for a spiky girlfirend

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I killed Mass Effect

>>181332583
Ugly motherfucker

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>>181332583
Jaal's feet are for amputation.

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>>181332583

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See, I get the appeal of playing as a younger person. Closer to your age, you see them grow as people more, you see them take shape into a mature soldier, or whatever.
But I still prefer older characters. Experienced characters that still grow and change over the course of the game.

Having a character as young as Ryder (22 years old) almost feels a bit like a young-adult book. Shepard being 29/31 makes him feel like a proper adult who's fully come into his own, while still being capable of changing.
Snake even more so, he's 39 in Peace Walker and 49 goddamn years old in MGS5. Running around as a fit as hell middle aged man was awesome.

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I knew you guys missed Jaal

>>181334280
Jaal will die along with Andromeda, and nothing of value will be lost.

>>181334381
That's fine with me.

I like it when waifus wear other waifus' clothes.

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>>181332583
No, they did.

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>>181335136

Dumbass.

showering noises
>snake: Shouldn't you take your mask off?
>kaz: Ah. So that's why it was so dark in here.
>snake: Aaah.
>kaz: Boss? It's you, Snake?
>snake: So it's finished, huh?
>kaz: Hm?
>snake: This room.
>kaz: Ah, sauna?
>snake: It's so not like you...
kaz: Hmm?
>snake: Isn't it a bit too... extravagant? To have a sauna in our Mother Base?
Well, you were the one who approved it?
>snake: I changed my mind while I was on a mission. Isn't it a bit too costy?
>kaz: We talked about this before, right? It should be pretty economical if we use recycled water and think about our electricity expenses.
And we have some turian soliders , I think it might boost their morale a bit.
>Wanna use some soap?
>snake: Nope!
>kaz: This sauna is quite popular. You wait till it gets hot, then you pour water, which creates steam. It's like one of 'em Finnish saunas! 20 people can get in.
>snake: Aah.
>kaz: Snake?
>snake: Kaz. I heard someone got injured here.
>kaz: Hmm? Oh, that was barely a bruise...
>snake: And he was recovering from it for a month? Who was it?
>kaz: Armadillo.
snake:You were here when it happened?
>kaz: Aaaah. Yeah. He suddenly slipped. Probably on soap.
>snake: Slipped. That guy, huh. The one who has a posture of a tank, huh. Slipped.
>kaz: Yeah. He was so heavy that when he fell, the geth could of picked it up.
>snake: Huuuh.
>kaz: Maybe he just felt dizzy. He was in a sauna, after all.
>snake: Sauna, huh.
>kaz: Boss.
>snake: Kaz.
>kaz: Boss?
>snake: Is there anything you want to tell me?
>kaz: Ah, yeah. Snake... you going inside?
>snake: Will you show me around?
>kaz: Just look at this steam.
>snake:There... there's an injury on the inside of your thigh.
>kaz: W-what are you looking at.
>snake:At you, at your whole body. Well... Besides that part you're hiding with that towel.
>Kaz, so...
>kaz: So! What do you think about this sauna, isn't it something?
>snake: Yeah. It's quite refreshing, compared to that dry recycled air.

>>181335325
I hate all of them.

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>>181335325
Isn't the Indian guy on the team a raging racist?

>>181335136
I like it when miranda gets her ass destroyed by KROGAN COCK

>>181335769
Shame that never happens

>>181335343
>snake:So... Kaz.
>kaz: Yeah, what?
snake:What's with these leaves?
>kaz: Vihta. Tied up leaves from a earth tree.
>snake:Vihta.
>kaz: i read online that You use it to strike your body. It stimulates the blood circulation. Revigorates you.
>snake: Huuuh. Let me try it.
>kaz: Sure thing.
>snake: Give me it.
>kaz: Here.
SMACK
>snake: Huuh. This is nice.
>kaz: Geez, you use so much strength, Snake.
>snake: So, Kaz. Show me your back.
>kaz: ... Huh? My back?
>snake: Yeah. Stand up and turn around.
>kaz: W-Why? W-What, Snake?
>snake: Take off your towel.
>kaz: S-Snake? Where are you touching me?
>snake: You even have scars on your ass. As if someone clawed at it...
>kaz: I-Isn't this enough?
>snake: No. Show me more. Turn around.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: Turn around.
>snake: Huuuh.
>kaz: Snake.
>snake: Kaz. Are you popular?
>kaz: ... I suppose so.
Ooooh.
Ah, Snake? Where are you touching me?
>snake: Kaz. That.
>Ah, oh...
SMACK the leavers smacked against boss again
>Hey, do you remember?
>kaz: Eh?
>snake: That time, when just we met. You asked me how many women I had in MSF.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: Or was it, how many women I had that you could make yours?
>kaz: Ah, aaah.
>snake: It's been six months. So, how many new girls have you had since then?
>kaz: Hmmm... Somewhere around... this?
>snake: THAT MANY!?
>kaz: Ah, uh...
>snake: How come you had so many of them despite leading a life like ours?
>snake: Kaz. I'm not going to control everyone's love affairs. You're free to choose. The responsibility is also in your hands.
>kaz: Just what I'd expect from you, Boss-
>snake: However. I also believe it's important that no one sets a bad example when it comes to their duties and intentions. Do you understand?
>kaz:Hah, I see you're getting a bit red, maybe I should go-
Kaz. You, as a deputy commander, should be more sensible.

>>181335769

I want to see Miranda's asshole gape!

>kaz: What's with that...
>snake: Gazelle asked me for some advice. Right after she got back from a mission. She wanted to talk. Ain't she a pretty girl?
>kaz: Well, yeah.
>snake: Did you do it with her?
>kaz: She said so?
>snake: By the way. Gazelle said she saw you with Swan. So pretty and yet she works with us, what a waste...
>kaz: Well, as long as she is--
>snake: You went here with her.
>kaz: Huh?
>snake: You took a shower with her here, huh. You two. Alone.
>kaz: W-Well...
snake smacks kaz with the bundle of leaves
>Huuurts!
>snake: So how was it. I've heard everything. Soap play, huh.
smack
>kaz: Soap play-
>snake: Tell me!
>kaz: I'm sorry, it was so suddenly-
>snake: So suddenly? Armadillo saw you two. And Swan was his girlfriend.
smack
>And was he surprised! That Armadillo, who was so proud of his tank-like balance...
smack
>... fell down, huh... So hard, the geth could pick it up!
>Vihta!
>Two-timing!
>What happened to chivarly! You're setting bad example, what the hell are you doing?
>kaz: Snake...
>snake: And to think I even have to lecture you on this!
he kicks kaz causing him to crash into some boxes
>kaz: I was just stupid that time!
>snake: Oh really? I know they weren't the only ones you slept with. So, who else was it? Dolphin? Elephant? Do you want me to crush you for all this!?
>kaz: I didn't do anything with them!
kaz lunges back at snake with a punch
>snake: You bastard! This time, I'll mince you!
snake strikes back with his own
>Won't let you do that!
him and kaz crash through the wall and into the rest of the communal showers, continuing to throw punches at each other
>You damn pervert!
>kaz: Wait!
snake tosses kaz across the room and into some equipment of some kind
>Don't you move from where you're...
>kaz: Boss, calm down... When it comes to animals, I-
>snake: Too bad this is a space faring society, huh?

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Bioware had the opportunity to make something decent with the MEA setting by allowing the player to choose how they approach the colonization of Heleus. Of course, this idea implies giving colonialist options and showing different outcomes if Ryder isn't friendly to the Angara and doesn't settle near them. I think this would have been a better use of the budget than, say, a space battle with Kett forces which doesn't fit in at all, or filling planets with meaningless sidequests.

They should have let us do actual exploration and decide where to build our new settlements. We should have been able to decide who to recruit for Ryder's squad, which aliens to befriend and what to do about the Remnant technology. That is what I expected to play after seeing the promotional material, not a regular shooter with vengeful conflicts against evil genestealers, with an overpowered personal AI at your side that solves all problems with ease.

>>181335501
He was only a animator or writer. He got fired a while back.

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Megafauna when?

>snake:Waaah!
snake slips on some soap allowing kaz to escape
>Wait!
>Snake kiiick!
it connects with kaz's back causing them to both fly out of the showers and into one of the common rooms.
as they lay snake was able to get him into a hold
>kaz: W-W-Waiiit, my neck...
>snake: Do you feel hot? Doesn't it feel good? This wind...
>kaz: You're... so hot... I can feel it on my back...
>snake: Kaz, think about it seriously. It's either women, or us.
>kaz:... Can't I have both?
>snake: You bastard!
kaz begins to beat up snake
>kaz: What's... wrong... with being... popular!
both their fists collide with each others face
>snake: That was a good punch. But that's not enough to beat me.
>kaz: Impressive as always, Boss...
>snake: What have you got there?
>kaz: Heehee.
>snake: warp Recovery System? What are you going to do with it?
>kaz: How about flying away, hm, Boss?
snake grabs and throws kaz into a pile of boxes
>snake: Apologize to everyone. And be more careful next time.
>kaz: Uh...
>snake: You'll be the one to clean up our sauna. For a whole year.
>kaz: Yeah.
>snake:Great.
>Eh.
>Hey, you all. What are you looking at?
>Get back to what you were doing.
end

>>181338362
when the oxygen levels of the planet rise

>>181338479

Just as homoerotic as in the the game. I like it.

>>181335501
>>181338252
He was just a code monkey, and worked on the gameplay of all things. He was released shortly after the game was.

>>181338362
Eiroch, manta, and the yevara.

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>>181338479
Japan was a mistake

Andromeda isnt getting Single-Player DLC.
Dead franchise.

>>181343756
You say that every thread

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I want to play grab-ass with Ashley.

>>181344795
How do you play?

>>181344842

You take turns chasing the other person, then try to squeeze their butt.
Or just squeeze her butt while she's trying to do her work.

Waifu succ?
>https://rigidsfm.tumblr.com/image/162298929388

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>>181345707
Why does SFM always have magnum dongs?

>>181346308

Well, I mean, would you like to see 6 inchers?
Same thing with regular porn. You could say the same thing about tits and ass.

>>181346590
I find porn with average people hotter than without.
Preferable homemade and with obvious affection between the two.

>>181346953

Oh, yeah, I vastly prefer some good amature porn than the typical "Fuck my pussy!" repeated a dozen times.
While he's inside her ass.

>and with obvious affection between the two

Hoh, baby jingo!

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>replacing Vetra with Sid
Absolutely madman

I'm freezing. I need a cute alien chick to cuddle with under a blanket nude.

>>181347956

They made really great leather textures for Andromeda.

>>181348034

I sure do hope you're bringing socks. Thigh-high socks.

>>181332397
I'm still here.

Sorry I stopped, I just decided I didn't want another drag-out Internet debate that goes on for a day considering I had 2 more of those going on non-anon forums, and wasn't in the mood for those either.

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>>181346953
>>181347116
> prefers average ppl over pornstar
> not into magnum dongs
> wants affection between the two

whew anons, next thing you say is that you´re into consensual handholding

>>181334016
Ezio in Assassin's Creed 2 was only 19 years old early in the game. Early 20s for most of it. It worked well enough, and the time skip at the end brought him to early 40s, where he stayed in Brotherhood. Another time skip later and he's in his early 50s for Revelation. Maybe future games will do something similar with Ryder.

>>181348973
oh...okay.

just say when you´re into the mood again... I can wait. I actually enjoyed that

>>181348885
No.
Feet exposed under the covers, toes playing with hers.

>browsing for fics
>mtf sara and ftm scott
>also a highschool au
How do people write this shit unironically.

>>181350209
>>mtf sara
>ftm scott

You had me excited, but then crushed that excitement.

How's jack's romance in me3

>>181350881

A slap and a kiss, with some words at the end.

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>>181350209
>ftm scott

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Consider following:
Femshep bestshep
Liara best waifu
Femshep x Liara best romance

>>181353281
Liara is only good for Javik.

>>181353364
Javik is only interested in jack

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>>181353281
I totally agree, femshep is bestshep

> however you misspelled Garrus

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Pathfinder humanity deserves.

>>181354283
The asari are so ugly

>>181354202
Sorry sweety, but Garrus and Tali are canon.

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>>181354482
Ummm, try again sweetie.

>>181354398
At least Lexi has a big ass and a sexy voice.

>>181353281
Liara is for Feron only

>>181354673
>space gypsies

>>181354963
>hot space gypsy engineer
>not waifu material

>>181355169
>you and tali shared a wonderful night
>you wake up dreading the idea that nether you or tali could be coming back
>you look around to notice that tali is no where to be seen
>you put on your clothes only to find your chit missing

>>181355474
>le ebil thief tali maymay

>>181355169
>hot
wew

>>181355687
what do you think gypsies do

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Miranda...

>>181355754
Mate, I live in a country with hundreds of thousands of gypsies. I've talked with many in person, and Tali's personality is nothing like them.

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>>181354482
>it´s canon
I knew she didn´t only want the right turning chocolate

> why cant i have a right turning partner ?

>>181356263
If only she looked like that in-game

>tfw no shotgun-slinging engineer gf with a nice accent and a rocket-shooting drone sidekick

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>>181356263

I want to KISS Miranda while holding her latex-covered waist!

>>181356885
>w**st h*lding
Christ, anon.

>>181357874

Even worse, she has her hands on my ch**ks.

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>Lego

>>181358760
RIP

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>>181358760
Beautiful.

>>181356718
I wonder if there's a lewd-mode in the suit, where it tightens up around the tits and crotch, to accentuate the features there.

>>181360489
That would serve no purpose for them

>>181360929
Maybe it's an aftermarket program that modifies the suit's wound compression function to tighten up just a little around certain areas.

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>>181358760
He knew what he sighed up for

>>181361928
Even as the months pass and Anromeda's flaws look slightly less severe, Default Sara never stops being fucking revoltingly ugly.

>>181362414
Nothing will beat PB tho. She will always be the ugliest.

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>>181362414
Delet this right now

>>181361928
Hard to convince an ugly girl with autism to stay away from sappy aliens. Both of them need a guardian to make sure nothing bad happens, though.

>>181362582
She's actually pretty cute without the stripe.

>>181362582
I've said it before and I'll say it again: what the hell is wrong with her mouth?

>>181362582
don't bully our top scorer.

>>181362749
Hell no

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>>181360447
>tfw the dogs are getting hungry

Peebee plowing Liara. Holy fuck, Liara looks thick. Just look at those goddamn legs.

>>181364336

Eh.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/hnjxhz.mp4

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>Every single DLC and expansion plus a sequel are gone
>Montreal team disbanded
>Game filled with garbage and shit animations
>The worst ME game ever
>Bioware cancelled everything related to future content for andromeda and will not release anything else for the game, they are done with this failure.
>http://kotaku.com/sources-mass-effect-andromeda-will-not-get-single-pla-1796548159
>https://twitter.com/DiscoBabaloo/status/880459142896336896
BIOWARE ON DAMAGE CONTROL AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>181331565
>>181364491
>helghast won
>he really did it he won
WHY IS LIFE UNFAIR

>>181364491
Does she even touch the glass with her lips?

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>>181332172
>>181332308
I find myself oddly attracted to Ashley now.

>>181364798
i wouldnt call thesereliable sources, so far, the future is unknown.

>>181364471
Damn! Nice.

>>181364491
This sucks, after the patches the game is kind of comfy. It's shitty of EA to first mismanage the project, then redo and rush it out the door before it is done and not even own up to it afterwards. I'd like a bit of singleplayer DLC and if they're not going to make any I'd like them to say so officially instead of just trying to sweep the game under the rug.

>>181364471
>futanari
What's the appeal?

>>181365684
ASARI MATING TUBES

Good. Waxaad kala furtay fariin this.
Tani ma aha run ahaantii ciidamada Asari.
Waxay ku mashquulsan in lasugo in waxa ka hadhay ay meeraha tahay.
Oo sidaas waa inaad ka badbaaday dagaalka aan ku Thessia.
Aadan taag Waxaan u maleeyay.
Laakiin marnaba iloobin in aad fiican ma ahaa wanaagsan oo ku filan in ay i joojiyaan.
Haddaba caalamka oo dhan waxaa u dhimanayaan maxaa yeelay, waxaad u baahnaydeen xoogga inuu ku guuleysto.
Halyeeyga reer Shepard loo baahan yahay in dib-u-qoraal ah.
Waxaan rajeynayaa inaan halkaas cutubka ugu dambeeya ahay.
Waxaa dhammaanaysaa marka aad dhimato.
-KL

>>181365765
Good. You opened this message.
This is not really a military Asari.
They are busy tending to the rest of the planet.
So you survived the war in Thessia.
I thought you did not faint.
But never forget that you're not good was good enough to stop me.
Now the whole world is dying because you lack the strength to win.
Legendary Shepard needs to be re-written.
I hope I'm there for the last chapter.
It ends when you die.
-KL

>>181364798
He only wins when /meg/ dies.

Which will be never.

>>181364471
That´s not how Asari work

> you better embrace eternity

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>>181366059
>I thought you did not faint.

>>181364491
>Every single DLC and expansion plus a sequel are gone
>Bioware cancelled everything related to future content for andromeda and will not release anything else for the game, they are done with this failure.
wasn't that confirmed to be a ruse?

>>181364491
>>181364798
>>181365654
>>181366475
Since when has Kotaku ever been a reliable source?

>>181366475
The sequel is likely postphoned for a while. DLCs are uncertain.

>>181366250
>not how Asari work
anon pls

>>181366679
The most credible source is the one that agrees with you at that particular moment.

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I want a waifu with funky clothing like this.
>https://imgur.com/a/M7gi6
>that sound of the lubed latex as she runs her hands over the tight parts

>>181367535
The fuck is wrong with you

>>181367474
>tfw you written language is just a bunch of butts

>>181366679
when it fits my opinion

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>>181367910
holy shit, it's true

>>181366679
Sorry Mac, it's always been a reliable source for stuff like this. If it isn't then I'm sure you can name three examples to prove that.

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>>181367535
Waifu outfit DLC would have been something.

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so i was thinking about metal gear solid
quiet the turian
wearing a bikini that barly covers her carapace
ether that or asari or human

>>181370814

Oh, lordy, those thighs!

>>181371162

Human would be best, I think. Paz can be a super cute asari.

>>181371162
>not an elcor
das racist/speciecist

>>181371698
do we pull the Cerberus card or just say it was some mad man that turned her into what she is

>>181371807
but how would that work

>>181371890

Well, question is how similar she is to Quiet. With biotics, she still has the charge thing, for example.

>>181371162
>>181371807
>>181371890
> quiet
> not a vorcha
we wuz bludpak and sheeit

>>181371890
There's way too much of Cerberus rooted in every little bit of the franchise's lore. it makes the universe feel small and Walters look like a hack for shoehorning them into everything.

>>181372228
yeah except she's a sniper and not a vanguard
also a lot of her powers aren't even close to biotic

>>181372387
yeah i know thats why i hate it
it could be some alliance black budget shit they wanted snipers that could work solo and would be able to assassinate and extract themselves with out any suspicion. the normal infiltrator armor was to bulky so they looked else were for the answers
they turned to a human bioengineer who worked with parasites. he then used these parasites to give her the powers. some bullshit that i wished they explained in mgs5

Metal Gear Solid is basically a superhero universe, complete with the protagonist being a normal dude with a pistol who somehow takes down battleship-tossing supers on minute, and then overhead pressing 500 tons and wrestling with said battleship-tossers the next moment.

>>181373083
>then overhead pressing 500 tons

That part was fucking hilarious.

>>181373083
you mean this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM33Hr94SKw
because i wish i could do this to the angarine military

>>181372387
Don't forget that everyone knows everyone else in a galaxy of trillions. the son of Zaeed showing up in Andromeda? what a huge coincidence. that PTSD asari in the clinic on the citadel, you know who she had to kill in order to save herself? Joker's sister
I don't get why writers do these petty shit stories all the time, it happens on a whole different level in Star Wars as well.

>>181373681
>you mean this

Nah, this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZY4--lnHp4

>>181374081
oh right i forgot about that

>>181373752
Don't forget those two Cerberus scientists personally knowing Lawson, Alec somehow knowing Garrus's dad, Alec going to Liara for archeological research rather than one of the millions of actual professionals, Aria implying she knew Wrex, TIM encountering Saren as a young man, Anderson knowing Kai Leng, Conrad Verner's sister being in Andromeda, every fucking human and turian character over the age of 40 being a veteran of the tiny First Contact War/Relay 314 Incident, etc.

What are the odds?

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>>181374483
Thanks. Make sure to buy everything twice.

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you know its sad we never saw any armor like this
instead we just got ceramics

you would think that there would be more old style armor as ceramics i would guess would be harder to make

>>181376167
You mean soft body armor? That's below the ceramics.

>>181376167
> people just save the universe in combat onesies
it's been bothering me since me1

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/aka6/507997/alien-dick-dom

>>181376927
fucking aka6 can't do anything with out futa in it can he

What do we do now that andromeda is dead?

>>181377162
wait for people to make content

>>181377162
Wait til September 1 to bury it to get the official morgue label.

>>181377162
suicide pacts

>>181377162
Wait for the sequel. At least another 5 more years of waiting.

>>181377362
damn, not everyone can wait for so long

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>>181338479
10/10 its beautiful

>>181377807
slick quarian booty

>>181377689
We have our waifus to help us ease the pain.

>>181377291
This. The Mass Effect's Gate.

>>181377291
>>181378428
>>181377162
hey i made some cool aid you guys want some

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>>181377162
Simple, just watch how Bioware is killinf themselves by hiring SJW landwhales, feminist dykes and niggers in their team to fill the quota instead of real talented people, all thanks to EA too.

As for the players, just laugh at everyone who pay money for this shit on day one and still enjoy eating a big pile of steaming shit coming out of Ea and Bioware's assholes, like the usual biodrone that defend this below average Dragon Age in space with less budget.

Remember my words, Bioware is the next.

>>181378653
>As for the players, just laugh at everyone who pay money for this shit on day one and still enjoy eating a big pile of steaming shit coming out of Ea and Bioware's assholes, like the usual biodrone that defend this below average Dragon Age in space with less budget.

I still can't wrap my head around it. There was ample warning that it was going to be a horrible experience overall, but people still bought it.

>>181378586
Yes

>>181378586
yeah, but only if its the blue drank. I don't like red or purple.

>>181379039
And yet, I had a great experience. Strange.

>>181379195
>he doesn't like purple drank

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>mfw I'm trapped in the mass effect series tanks timeline

>>181379632
Everyone has the right to like or dislike things, but there is something that would never change.

Bioware fucked up ME franchise and Anthem will be the death sentence for them.

when you read all the femtur x human male fics and all thats left are saraxvetra

>>181379809
Is there waifus at least?

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>>181380112
worst feel.

>>181380151
Yeah, you see the waifus in this thread don't you?

>>181380151
Vetra might not've happened if another team had handled it.

>>181380291
>there is a parallel universe without Vetra
how lucky these people are

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Vetra is cute.

>>181380074
It could've been much more polished, and had gotten better support if it weren't for them throwing it aside for Anthem. I agree on that. If MEA gets no DLC support, I'm not even thinking about looking at any Bioware game not labelled Mass Effect.

>>181380929
Since I've heard literally no news about it besides they're dropping ME like hot potatoes to fiddle with it, what is anthem? It looks like another one of those shitty arena mobas or something

>>181380641
I guess if you put it like that, they don't have to bare the painful knowledge that they may not get anymore content of her's.

>>181381027
It's EA's attempt at getting on the LOOTSHOOT train (Division, destiny).

It's probably one reasons Andromeda got pushed to B team, so they could have the main team work on their cash cow. This is just speculation, of course.

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>>181380707

Now that Mass Effect is well and truly dead, will you finally stop making these threads and wasting server space for your retarded shit?

>>181381687
/dag/ is down the hall and to the left

>>181381759
Yeah, and when their shit series dies I'll ask them the same question, faggot.

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>>181381869

>>181381178
Well it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

does anyone have a pastebin or image with all the lawyertur excerpts?

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>>181380112
>he self inserts in fanfiction

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So , are you getting a DLC guys?
Or it is true that the company stoped working on the game?

>>181382732
No one knows.

>>181376167
What about the alternates for Kaidan and James, for example, that aren't contiguous armor, but have fabric under-fatigues with piecemeal armor?

>>181382732
Nobody knows, just kotaku fear mongering.

>>181382728
no but getting a talon shoved up her snatch isn't romantic

>>181382878
Vetra has a mouth and a tongue, I doubt theres talon fisting in all vetra and sera fics. And not only a tongue, but theres a limitless possiblities I can think of right now how vetra and sera could possibly have sex/get off. It can't all just be rippin and tearin seras vaginal walls.

>>181382732
It's all been canned.
Mass Effect is dead.
If Anthem does as poorly as it looks like it will, and Dragon Age puts out it's typical shit, Bioware will finally be dead.

>ywn hunt all over the apartment for your cigarettes only to find your femtur gf hid them on top of a cabinet you couldn't reach so she can spend as many years of her life with you as possible

>>181383209
You would just go out and buy more cigarettes.

>>181382850
but that was in the milky way you would think with the outcasts not having access to industry for a bit would make them rely on soft armor. but thinking about it the maverick armor is soft armor

>>181382808
>>181382858
Everyone knows. Except you delusional biodrones. It's canned. Stop living in denial, it's sad and pathetic.

>>181383173
also im not into lesbians also lego fisting

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>>181383404

>>181383548
Yeah, we knew you're a dumb nigger. That didn't need clarification.

>>181383208
Bioware deserves death for the way they've pushed Mass Effect aside to kill it.

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>tfw still no salarian romance
Just kill me.

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>>181383778

>>181383941
And now that Mass Effect ius dead, there never will be.

>>181384168
anyone else read that one book about that kid raised on mars and they honor the dead by eating them

yeah, that was a weird book
then again, I think I read it before I was even halfway through my teens

>>181384349
Stranger in a Strange Land by Heinlein?

>>181384652
Yeah, that.

>>181384652
Now that I'm skimming through the wikipedia page, I had no idea that the book was tied to all this other syfy stuff. I was actually surprised when I figured out it was the same book. I'm gonna need to go and read that again, apparently.

>>181388389
shit i dont know if is a vorcha or one of those new species that appeared in andromeda

>>181381193
>This is just speculation
It is not, Montreal team division is gone and many members are working on other IP's.

>>181389790
90% sure it's the main bad dude

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Okay MEG is time to settle this, after how much ass sucked ME:A will Bioware learn and make Anthem at least a decent Destiny rip-off or it will finally send Bioware into the trash as many other studios owned by EA games?

>>181390128
....and he is a...?

>>181390208
cauliflower henchmen with a cape #5

I never played andromeda, I have no idea what they're called

kett or something I think?

>>181390198
garbage chute

>>181390208
Kett.

Why does this game make you kill the same 3-4 enemies (kett trooper, kett trooper with bigger gun and shields, kett trooper with bigger gun and shields who occasionally turns invisible, alien dog) for 60% of it? The Collectors felt like they had more variety and they were only present in three missions in ME2 and a DLC minigame in ME3.

Also the kett enemy types all seem like reskins of ME3's husks. With less variety and less lore excuse for why they don't have shit like armored fighting vehicles and artillery.

Chosen = Cannibals (basic trooper, pretty standard)

Anointed = Marauders (identical to the basic trooper except they can't throw grenades, have shields, and their automatic weapons are stronger in DPS)

Fiends = Brutes (large, armored, muscular creatures walking on all fours that specialize in melee and are most notable for their sync-kill)

Ascendants = Banshees (floating female leaders with a shit ton of hit points, a sync-kill, the ability to teleport, the ability to shoot a slow powerful energy blast from their hands, and a barrier that arbitrarily makes them immune to all powers).

Wraiths = Husks (melee only enemy that's a cover buster and can grab you necessitating a QTE to wrestle off)

>>181393119
It's almost like they don't know how to make a good video game.

>>181393359
C team

>>181393359
Didn't they make the MP DLC?

Enemy variety is the one thing they should know how to do.

Where is my colonization-themed Mass Effect?
I want to wipe out natives on planets and plant down Earth's flag.

why does everyone write femshep as some damsel getting scared at nightmares and the stuff

>>181353281
I like femshep, but she's not the bestshep.
Liara is mediocre waifu, but compared to what we got in ME3 and Andromeda, she's good.

>>181395596
Because people like making characters have weaknesses, like cliche ptsd crap.

>>181395563
Andromeda is the closest you will get, such activities are verbooten in today's progressive North America

>>181364108
>>181358760
Can we stop unironically posting tumblr art now?

>>181395776
yeah but baseless ptsd like having nightmares just to have nightmares
you know if you want to make femshep have ptsd FUCKING KILL SOME ONE

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How does /meg/ feel about this character? They seemed to be setting him up to be the big bad for the sequel and I don't understand why. He was really boring and unmemorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PoQ0zTva8

>>181396006
>he

>>181396006
Primus is female

>>181396487
so does that mean you get to rape her next game

>>181396006
> behold, the cauliflower king (female)

>>181396006
I'll imprison her and then break her into being my alien gf.

>>181395861
I can always dream...

>>181396006
Did she even have a unique model?

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Time for spess

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>>181396006
Nah he just represents the Kett. The primarch was just one guy and a detachment of Kett who went off the rails. That guy is the mouthpiece of the whole galactic empire.

you think were ever going to get a nice russian squad mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU

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>>181400096
What was wrong with the last post?

yes

>>181400224
it was replaying to the old guy.png guy by accident

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>>181400314
Ah,

I want a ME version of Ashot and Yar

>>181400420
i want someone to make a mod that replaces all enemy audio with that of the bandits from stalker

outcast:anu cheeki breeki

>>181400523
fund it

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>>181383941
>tfw there never will be a salarian romance
>or a krogan romance
>tfw mass effect is dead
>feels GOOD

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>>181403748
Japan
Was
A
Mistake

>after years of subterfuge the femturfags have emerged as the dominant race

what is this... hollow feeling?

>>181403873
You weren't paying attention

>>181403873
>femturfags have emerged as the dominant race

Feels good

What did /meg/ do for 5-6 years without a new mass effect game?

>>181405973
shitpost

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Thread is kill. Post Vetra.

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>>181407567

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>>181408140
>her visor
DELETE THIS

>>181335136
I unironically want to see Kelly in Miranda's uniform

>>181409461
Who doesn't? Kelly was bangin.

>>181409380
But anon, it's for important research.

>>181335136
>every male on the Normandy wears the same standard Alliance military outfit
Makes me appreciate Gil's unique jumpsuit a bit more

It's amazing the kind of appreciation Liam has given me for black people. Like, now that I've met Liam, I really wish I'd got Jacob again, instead.

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Ashley in this skirt, with a latex bustier that shows her tummy.

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>tfw will never cuddle Vetra to sleep

suffering

>>181414145
>self inserting
Stop. Vetra is for Ryder, not you

>>181408140
subtle

>>181414678
Isn't this literally the point of an RPG.

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>>181407567

I pray one day /meg/ will be purged if this degeneracy

>>181414678
>tfw will never cuddle Turian gf to sleep.

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>>181407567

Thank you, doctor.

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>>181407567

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NOT DED YET

>>181418323
I'm going to need some source on that, anon.

>>181418323
>new content kind of arriving overall
>kind of arriving overall
>kind of
???

>>181418585
http://bsn.boards.net/thread/11766/kotaku-sources-effect-andromeda-single?page=37&scrollTo=777523

>>181418585
His ass.

>>181413974

Mass Effect needs more latex and other skintight material, and waifu outfits.

>>181370814

Something like the alternate appearences but with casual outfits.

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>>181407567

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>>181394590
>Cerberus
>having enough resources for carriers

The SR2 was bad enough.

Cora is the benefactor. Screencap this.

>>181418323
Keelah anon, that's from an EA shareholders meeting that took place two months ago. It isn't news, nor does it indicate anything about story DLC.

>>181418323
>many players found exactly what they're looking for and some players did not
Which means, whoever you are, you either have no idea what it is that people wanted out of a Mass Effect game, or you are simply spewing PR talk to save face.

>engaging fast-paced multiplayer. New multiplayer content is continued to be released
And now I am certain you have no idea what you're talking about, since nobody that is interested in Mass Effect is gonna buy the game strictly for the multilayer.

So all I am getting is that they are set on the wrong direction for the franchise and are comitted in doing so even further for the future.

This may all sound good for investors, but it shits on the consumers, yet again. I just wish we could get some normal talk for once, without NDAs and PR getting in the way.

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>>181403873
Feels spikey.

>>181420276
>he doesn't know how many people actually liked mea
>he doesn't know how popular me3mp was

>>181420276
>whoever you are
I think it was Andrew Wilson, EA CEO

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>>181419868
>>181420341

>>181420425
>he doesn't know how many people actually liked mea
Apparently, not nearly as many as EA needed, nor as much as EA wanted, or they wouldn't have this mess on their hands now, would they?

>he doesn't know how popular me3mp was
Did you jump on ME3 just because of the multiplayer? Do you play CoD MP as well? If so, then ME:A is indeed good news for you, because the franchise seems to be moving to a more MP oriented direction, as it is.

>>181420451
Since Wilson has to answer directly to shareholders, as a CEO, I'd expect him to be full od PR talk.

>>181420879
I spent ~700hours in ME3MP. And it was good as hell. But, unfortunately, MEAMP isn't as fun as ME3MP, so fuck it.

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>>181403873

The desire for your own spikey gf

>>181421086
>tfw Vetra will never rub her carapace against your skin

>>181421013
I understand liking the MP, it's good that the game had good MP and I am genuinely happy for you, that you had fun. Did you, however, go and buy ME3, without having played the prequels, with no prior knowledge of the combat system, just because ME3 had MP? Was MP, the selling point for ME:A for you? And do you want a completely MP experience for ME from now on? Because ME started as something entirely different than this.

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>>181420842
>tfw you will never have a sultry femtur invite herself to your home after 3 4 a.m. at your local bar
>tfw she will never uninvitedly pour herself a glass of your good stuff
>tfw you will never teasingly complain that she's taking your too shelf hooch
>tfw she will never pour you a glass and breathe (drink up) smokily in your ear
>tfw she will never slowly undress herself, staring you dead in the eyes, piece of clothing by piece per hearty gulp of your fine brown liquor
>tfw she will never lay down on your couch, pull off her top, then pour the dregs on the part of her chest carapace where it will pool up
>tfw she will will never order you to take a shot

>tfw relaxing in bed.
>femtur gf returns from the kitchen, her taloned feet clacking on the hardwood floor.
>the bed creaks as she sits down, her round ass pushing the springs to their limit.
>it's a small bed, barely fit for one human, let alone a human and his armored girlfriend.
>she yawns, flaring her mandibles wide.
>then she falls backward into the pillow next to your head.
>she greets you with a big toothy smile, she looks happy if a little tired. It's still early and the sun is still rising.
>She shifts, sliding down till her head is below yours. her long legs fall of the edge of the bed.
>she sighs contentedly as you embrace her from behind, draping your arm over her, the top of her head resting against your jaw.
>her free hand finds yours, fingers entwine.
>Her mandibles twitch just a little as your digits form a wholesome grip around each other.

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We need more Cora in dis thread

>>181422006
No we don't. We could use less Vetra as well.

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>>181422080
Vetra levels are fine.
However, Nyreen levels are disappointing

>>181421969
>tfw unsheathing your straw.
>tfw seeing her eyes widen, mouth agape in surprise as you start slurping up the contents of her neckbowl.
>tfw her continued silence annoys you.
>chew the bar-receipt into little chunks and shoot them at her with your straw.

>>181422006
she has a good butt

almost rivals miranda's

>>181422361
Yeah, she's been posted 2 times too many.

>>181421969
L-Lewd!

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>>181421550
Each, and I mean it, ME game has a completely different experience, both in combat and in story. For me the "real" sci-fi ME ended with ME1. And let's be honest, MP in ME games are very different from SP, and the only thing they have in common is a combat system. I could've talk about pros and cons of it from ME3 and MEA, but this is not what we're talking about right now. The thing is, it's not even about the game, it's about money. Of course EA is happy with MEAMP, because it brings them even more money, unlike SP. And I personally know several people who never played ME3 SP and MEA SP, but played MP only instead.
And this is not a problem of bioware, this is a problem of the whole game industry - devs are making games that bring them more money. Preorders, dlcs, booster packs, in-game items, making copy-paste games (hi ubisoft), etc. - and people are buying it. Why should they bother making a good SP-only game if they can make a SP-MP or a MP game instead and become rich?
So, to end this whole thing, the video games are dying. Slowly, but dying. And there's nothing we can do about it yet, until people will stop taking capitalistic baits or the miracle will happen.

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>>181422585
let´s see how many more we can post

>>181422904
thanks, that's actually way over the limit, No more is needed or wanted.

>>181420879
Mass Effect multiplayer is co-op horde mode, nothing like CoD, and it's fun as hell. Played the shit out of it after ME3's terrible ending. Was ME3's saving grace for me. So yes, I did get MEA with the idea that at least I'd enjoy the multiplayer.
That's not a thing you use PR talk in, for legality reasons.

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>>181422006

Sure, she's a real cutie!
>tfw no standoffs in Mass Effect
Paragon interrupt is a shot in the arm, while renegade is two to the chest and another to the head.

>>181423045
>co-op horde mode
>nothing like CoD
Have you ever heard of this weird gamemode called Nazi Zombies?

>>181423045
Is ME3 the only MP game you've ever played? Because horde mode is common as fuck. And again, I'm not berrating you for having a good time, I'm glad you got something out of both ME3 and ME:A, for your time, money and effort's sake.

>That's not a thing you use PR talk in, for legality reasons.
What exactly are you refering to here and what do you mean by this, exactly?

>>181421973
>fingers entwine.

Jesus fuck anon spoiler that shit, that's 7 different types of illegal.

>>181423134
Forgot about that mode, but that can't be the main sell of CoD, and ME's is still different than Nazi zombies.

>>181423463
When the fuck did I say horde mode is unique to ME?
The shareholders meeting.

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MEG's got me installing MGS5 again. I've also just started writing another story. Will see how lewd it actually gets.

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>>181422957
> no, more is needed

Alright, more is coming

>>181421973
Too lewd, anon, this is a blue board. Think of the children.

>>181423463
Companies have to be open to shareholders, not bend the truth, they wouldn't use public relations talk.