/owg/ - Overwatch General

Someone post the Uwah. I need Uwah

>sombra and genji

What the fuck is this

Just went 38-2 with Pharah on 3 rounds of Nepal lads. Let's have a positive thread

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>>180518770
You wah.

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>>180518506
I mean she's really weak in this meta, unfortunately. Still my favorite character

Is anyone else lagging the fuck out right now?

also
>d.va could ult and buy us the precious seconds for our team to get back on point after respawn so enemy team doesnt win point
>beg her in voice comm to just ult that we are on our way
>"the point is lost why should i waste my ult?" ~ d.va

Dipshit there was no sense in saving that ult if you literally could have bought us a few seconds to get back on point because enemy mercy already blew her ult and we had 2 additional ults ready to be used and it would have been game right there.


Also with the conversation from last thread. Fuck Ster I fucking want jerma so start making videos for his main youtube channel again

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>>180518770

>>180518897
>/owg/
>positive

Should've just let last thread die and never made a new one. You're all losers.

>instapick McCree
>team goes apeshit the second the enemy pharah kills our support
>meanwhile our 2nd dps is junkrat

McCree, Hanzo, Widow. The 3 characters that gather all the blame.

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HAMMOND WHEN

>>180518978
Ster is best boy 10/10 relatable gamer <3

>mods delete parchy posting
>dont delete diseased faggot spam
Makes you think

>>180518908
>>180518770
I want to stick my dick in that Uwah

>>180519059
But id legit go gay for jerma

>>180519102
They delete whatever gets reported enough senpai

>>180519102
It is a wonder why they havent deleted you yet.

>>180518771
>Genji with a sickle
He's being a better reaper than Reaper is what.

>>180518908
I want higher quality Uwah

>>180519147
Jerma's magic trick stream was incredible desu

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can i still play if i rebuy?

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I would like to see more of Team Talon.

>>180519168
The gay spam gets mass reported but stays

>>180519221
>paying 40 dollars to circumvent a ban
nah

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this wasn't inteded?
>it took them 9 months to fix this bug

>>180519221
Hi Dafran.

>>180519298
>gay spam gets reported but stays
>people often say that mods are gay

Hmm or maybe its just a coincidence

I'm sad and suicidal (double S) someone make up a fake hero leak to make me happy.

>>180519059
Ster is an annoying little bitch boy

>>180519221
Just don't play comp it's not worth it

>>180519298
Good, that means they're doing their job.

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>>180519216

>>180519221
How do you get banned in this game?

>>180519505
I think you meant *cute boy

>>180519653
And you wonder why people hate fags

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Pharah is best Imouto.

>>180519221
How do you even get banned? I've been a torb main for the past 3 seasons and also I'm salty as fuck and constantly teabag people when I kill them yet I havent been banned.

>>180519704
no

>>180519734
Stay triggered

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>>180519454
I know Kaplan's hairdresser and he said that the next hero would look something like pic related

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The fuck is up with qp? Since the moment i hit lvl25 i went to competetive exclusively because i wanted to """normal""" matches with teamwork and so on so i skipped playing qp entirely.

I hit diamond not a long ago with playing heals exclusively so i decided to train my aim further on being a better dps so i went to do some quickmemes with a mix of bot aim training and tracking training with tracer. But holy fuck qp is hard its a new level of retarded players and a mix of everything i couldnt have imagined.

Players have laggy aim yet they manage to hit headshots randomly forcing my recall 24/7, mccrees flashing onto the location i was a moment ago hitting me and making my character die on a different location. Forced meta comps in every enemy team with winstons and dvas shitting on dps with pocket healers. I had a 5stack exclusively hunting me down with dva/winston and pocket heals and then saying "Haha diamond cuck". Is this a new kind of fucking fetish? Am i being bad by losing to these gold or unranked players ? Im confused as fuck.

My aim has gotten significantly better where i reach 50% acc with tracer and 65%+ with mccree but still i never imagined that qp would be this fucked up.

>>180519890
Keep digging

>>180519814
Leaving too many matches. Getting banned because of reports is impossible.

>>180519982
You too

>>180520046
>too dumb to understand
Ill spell it out for you, you homos are digging your own graves.

>dva loses dm
>m2 is a rocket launcher similar to pharah
>no reload
Would you accept this?

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Have you ever actively thrown due to tilt?

>playing Ana
>2cp anubis defense
>enemy captures both points
>attack
>faggot sym main gets in argument with Zarya on team after Zarya types "gg we have sym on team" in game chat
>capture first point
>dumb bitch puts teleporter from second point spawn all the way back to first point spawn and starts waving and sitting with enemy team
>we lose
>At the defeat screen they start arguing again and Zarya says something along the lines of "not much you can do when you have the worst player in ranked on your team"
>queue up again
>Eichenwalde
>my luck would have it I get both of these guys on my team
>they start arguing again they go sym and orisa, Zarya from prev game stole Sym
>type "you're both garbage manchildren and I hope neither of you rank up" in team chat, mute everyone, hide chat, instalock Genji and actively feed (I'm awful at Genji and only play him because imo he's the most fun character)

>>180520175
Whatever you got to tell yourself kiddo

>>180520175
Not that anon but nothing you're saying is impressive, amusing, engaging, entertaining, or otherwise worthwhile in any way. Kindly please stop wasting bandwidth with this textual garbage.

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Are eggs food or ingredients?

>>180519965
>50% acc with tracer and 65%+ with mccree

Nice try faggot.

>>180520175
you sound like a bigger faggot than actual homos literally the white noise you hear in the background that wears you down all the time.

>>180520365
Stop abusing the moderation system to push homosexuality.
You have a board go there.

>>180520271
No that's retarded.

>>180520296
No, that'd be retarded.

>>180520416
its pretty easy to hit shitters

>>180520371
in what kind of universe do you live in that it can't be both?

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Does anyone have the variant of the first panel that has Reaper edited in?

>>180520371
Both.

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>Attack Hanamura
>someone instapicks Symmetra
>nobody gets triggered
>mouseover in social
>10+ hours in Competitive
>act as pocket heals
>win with 6 minutes left

Did Blizzard reset stats or something? I'm getting Career Bests every match.

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>>180520271
>remove the tank aspect of dva, a tank
Why are dps manbabies so mad that a tank counters them and their ult isn't a free team wipe button?

>>180520271

If you take away D.Va's DM she's shit. DM is also where almost all her utility and skill ceiling is, to be honest. I think she's fine. If you had to nerf D.Va maybe just make her level of DM visible to the enemy team as a gauge over her head while she uses it? Or make her ult charge slightly slower to compensate or make it so when she ults she's out of her mech longer before she can call another one down? Something like that, to weaken her elsewhere.

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>>180520271
>>m2 is a rocket launcher similar to pharah
How about no?

>>180520470
>Stop abusing the moderation system
Who said anything about the moderation system.
>You have a board go there.
After you:
>>>/pol/

>>180520470
If you have a problem with the site's moderation that's literally all on you. Maybe send Hiromoot an email?

>>180520607
People have figured out you hysterical homos keep mass reporting normal posts.
Leave /lgbt/ is for faggots not /owg/

>>180520503
>tfw thought I had it but can't find it

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Why are Japs so slow to make high quality OW doujins?

>>180520693
>Literal tinfoil hat paranoi

>>180520693
>People have figured out you hysterical homos keep mass reporting normal posts.
Is this another pizzagate thing where you say something stupid but sincerely believe it

why does hanzo always have ult

>>180520693
>Honestly whining about pointless UWAAH posting getting deleted
Fuck off
Homos can fuck off too, but you're not somehow better than them

>>180520470
What a fucking tool

>>180520795
This thread is the most times ive been banned for literally nothing since 4chan first went online.
Thats unusual.
Some people are fucking up this thread obsessively. I say more controversial shit on the actual official forums and never get banned.

>>180518897
KEK

>>180520554
Anyone?

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>>180521059
Care to post some of those "nothing" bans? I'll post one of mine to get us started.

>>180520917
Simple arithmetic ensures constant charge gains

>>180520554
I think they did. I tried to check how many hours I had on my main and it only said 2. Last time I checked it was 15.

>>180520554
Comp stats seem to reset every season. But now they are fresh (also) because they just changed the way the averages are calculated.

>>180521059
So you pick a random ass scapegoat to bitch endlessly about? Wow, amazing problem solving skills.

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>complaining about homos
>in a game with literal homos

wew

>>180521059
>boo hoo mods actually do their job here boo hoo hoo
why don't you go back to where you don't get banned so much

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>tfw spam group up in chat
>team wipe
>team rages when you switch to extra dps
What good is an AoE heal if you're no where near the healer?

>>180521213
I don't even know what you two are talking about, but are You seriously posting a bad from 3 years ago?

>>180521279
>scapegoat
Im not the only one that notices the homo spam. Why can r76 fag be allowed to take over threads but if you post sonething too heterosexual or too game relevant its deleted.

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>just came back after a few months and seen all the new changes.
>most supersized by lack of waifu posts here killing the threads.

good job all around guys.

>>180521196
Hello they are both straight and don't exist

I hope you find someone irl that will like you despite all the shit posting you do on American Anime Anonymous foruns

>>180519965
QP is for people that understand when you play, you're not fighting the enemy and your own team.

>>180521441
Okay confirmation bias goggles, whatever you say.

>>180521415
I'm calling him out on what he said, because I don't believe he's been banned for "nothing" and no I'm not implying that I got banned for nothing, I just found it funny

>>180521357
>implying they do their job
They literally let this site become known as a wife swapping website

who is pharah's dad

>>180521761
Some random guy they made an Injun because people were upset about her skins.

>>180521761

Some injun man who isn't in the game, because Blizz hates fun.

>everyone on the enemy team leaves
>decide to just sit down on spawn
>suddenly the message warning me about inactivity
>before I even have time to touch any key I get immediately kicked
>no rejoin button
>I lost 15 SR

I was laughing so hard at how shitty this was that I wasn't even that mad.
What the actual fuck blizzard.

Why does this game queue me with diamonds in qp when I'm only gold? Is the game telling me to git fuckin gud?

>guy swaps off from Lucio
>"sorry I'm just worthless as a healer I can't do it"
How the FUCK is playing Lucio hard? All you have to do is skate around near the team like a coked up nigger shooting people with M1 with your AoE heal on

>>180521886
Because QP doesn't give a fuck. I'm diamond and get matched with top 500s.

>>180521591
listen nobody cares what you think

Finally decided to finish my placements today. After 7 minutes of looking for a game, my dad walks in and asks to use the computer. I start to hold to leave the search but it's too late - already joined. Press F to pay respects to my search times and my XP and my placement rank

pharah is LITERALLY fucking op, holy shit

>>180521886
QP uses a separate matchmaking system. I don't know how it works exactly but I get anything from silver to diamond in QP even though I'm only a goldshitter.

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>>180521591
this site has been accused of being/doing everything, it changes all the time according to whoever is writing the article.

the reality is that its fully of autists releasing their frustrations, being oddly creative and jerking off.

>>180521930
I die a lot

>>180522012
you have to be 18 to post here

What if they gave Pharah 100 armor and deleted Mercy from the game?

>>180521886
Just QPd against a prestiged gold portrait. I am level 36 and a guy on my team was level 7 (Hanzo)

>>180521292
fuck off matt

>>180522118
I'm 22, just because we're poor doesn't mean I'm underage

>>180522191
literally who?

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>>180521442
I could always make some posts wondering about what Widowmaker's next skin will be or about how I hope there's no stupid redemption arc anytime soon if that would make you feel more at home.

>>180521374
>play Zen
>solo healing, 4dps + DVa
>losing
>switch to 76
>win
Stuff like this really makes my brain work

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>tfw coming back to this general after doing other things for an hour

>>180522307
>poor
>owns a computer decent enough to run a year old game
You don't know the definition of poor, my man.

>>180521761
John Redcorn

>>180522370

You've basically posted the best skin she'll ever have.

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>>180522023
>mfw Pharah is a skill check
Is looking up and shooting hard?

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>>180522307
your 22? go get a job and buy your own comp then move the fuck out!

>>180522307
why haven't you stopped eating avocado toast for brunch and pulled yourself up by your bootstraps yet anon?

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>>180522481
I really like it but I'm always up for her getting new shit. But she already got something last Summer Games so I doubt she'll get anything this time around.

>>180522486
>see some gold level gameplay
>they actually stop and stand still to shoot at pharah

It was really bizarre

>>180522372
Stuff like that really chafes my chaps.

I hate this moonbase alpha map.
It's boring to defend.
Shit to attack.
All these extra halls added to it but you don't even use em like space

>>180522435
are you retarded? my 7 year old pc that cost me 400€ back then can run this game

just cause 720p 45 fps isn't good enough for you doesn't mean it doesn't run on shit pc's

>>180522575
>>180522491
I have a job but I am living at home to save on rent

>>180520271
>let's take away a tank character's only tanking ability!

are you dumb? why is it so hard for you to destroy dva's mech first before ulting?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Talon, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Overwatch, and I have over 300 confirmed solo kills. I am trained in anti-gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Talon organisation. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mexican girls and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Talon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the moon, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, lesbo.

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>>180522486
>tfw pharmercy has had a hard counter since release but if you even think about picking her too hard everyone starts sperging out

>>180520271
The idea is to nerf DM, not straight up remove it.

Doing an experiment

Placed 3500, rose to 4500 last season as 76 + flex

Only playing Mercy now.

2 wins 5 losses

I expect to win only 1 more.

What will I place?

>>180523028
>not calling pharmacy the pigeons

>>180522486
>look up to shoot pharah
>get raped by the rest of the team
wow it's almost like there are 5 other people helping to protect her

>>180523120
And you have five other people on your team.

>>180522764
The low grav area is an amazing flank route. It looks to far out of the way but if your team flanks right you can use it to get behind the enemy team.

>>180523040
DM doesn't need a nerf

Are there any skins so good they're better than the default designs?

nothing is ever my fault i'd be top 500 if it werent for all these shitter teams keeping me in silver

>>180523325
Yes it does

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>hey daddyo

>>180523332
Yeti
Arguably Talon
Cruiser dva
Cyborg genji
Bastions dunebuggy

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why did warframe copy overwatch ???

>>180523445
Does she only say that in the cruiser skin?

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>>180523028
this is why so many masochist players main mercy.

>please tell me how fucking worthless and stupid i am when im just trying my very best <3

>>180523635
It would have looked better in a dark colour variant.

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>>180523635
I love how "alien" the Warframe designs are. Usually everything is very large and bulky, even in scifi games that are set very far into the future. But in Warframe everything is very sleek and organic looking.

I don't even like the game that much, but the aesthetics are killer.

>>180520271
Ok but only if S76 and McCree both lose their primary weapon and replace them with flimsy pool noodles.

>>180523413
No it doesn't

>>180523654
Yes. She says a lot of new stuff in that skin was well worth it.

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>>180523635
why dont you list every other game with a vaguely similar hat.

>>180523224
>play a hitscan
>pharah and the two tanks immediately run to rape you
>you die because you only have 200 hp
>the rest of your team also has to stop their second dps and their healers from saving the team and rezzing
>looking up literally blinds you to the xy axis because the fov in this game is trash
WOW, FAIR

>>180523864
It does

>>180523837
I hope they start adding more unusual scifi skins to overwatch.

tell me /owg/ why i should play d.va

>>180523931
in addition to this, neither 76 nor mcree do enough dps to stop pharmacy because she will be healed, they are too mobile and then you get murdered by damage boosted rockets. The ONLY character that can stop this is widow who gets raped by d.va and winston
There is NO counter to pharmacy except praying that they misplay

>>180524027
but father 69's press Q to win is enought to stop the fanfaction relation........

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>>180524016
Enrage people with your M2. Also own some spergs as a qt korean gamer girl.

So I have been testing out the new Hog for the past day and I don't understand why "hog mains" are bitching so much. He still puts out a shitload of damage, easily able to pressure squishies at midrange with his M2. If he gets a good hit on you with his M2 with a crit it'll take you down to 50 health. He can still oneshot 200HP heroes even without the melee at the end if he hits a crit and has a large chance of oneshotting them even without a crit if he walks forward for a split second after the hook and before the shot, then just adds the melee on. The increased fire rate gives him a lot of pressure, he can two shot squishies by himself easily and focus down people with his team.

He is still an incredibly dangerous character, it's just that now you have a chance to survive being hooked by this self-healing 600 HP tank whereas before if you were in his line of sight you just died unless there was a barrier in front of you. He can still punish solo flankers too, because unless they're Reaper they're not going to be beating Hog 1v1 if they get hooked.

There is no fucking problem with new Hog, I genuinely don't understand all the crying.

>>180524220
Because they're shitters that rely on a crutch to get kills.

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>>180523989
It would be interesting, but I doubt they will. The general vibe OW has going for is a sort of retro romantisism. There's telephones, arcades and newspapers - lots of stuff that probably wouldn't exist in the future.

>>180524016
Dmatrix will always be op and the ultimate ultimate counter
You have a throw away tank life and boosters to brawl with people up close.
Losing your mech unlocks deadly pistol mode and becomes even more entertaining.
Also her ult is one of the best.

>>180524125
>press q
>d.va cucks you and the entire enemy team move to shoot you
>ana sleep darts you
is this bait?

>>180524340
Its quite obviously scifi already you twat.

>>180524340
They have kind of a blend of styles going on i think.

You have cyber-future things like pulse rifles and energy barriers everywhere but then you have sort of retro-future things like Bastion and Torb

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The duplicate reduction is huge for us losers that have played too much. The majority of my items for the past for months have been dupes, and I'm not exaggerating when I say the majority.

Best news

honestly id rather play an aesthetic, comfy, underpowered character than a boring one

Fuck, I want a Symmetra skin that doesn't have any feminine features or shows the stupid fucking nail polish on her non fake hand

>>180524125
if the only way to stop two heros from wreaking havoc is an ult, that's op

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>>180524506
Twat YOU, you twatter. The term "scifi" is extremely broad.

>>180524519
I count the laser cannons and colourful barriers to be retro pulp scifi also, because they don't feel at all gritty. (It would be interesting to see what the movie "Hero of my storm" looks like, because it's probably a B movie, and the world of OW is - in a way - a B movie already.)

>>180524810

Why can't you just be happy with Devi?

there needs to be more cute girl characters

too many subhuman races in this game

>>180524894
Jokes aside im shocked they havent added another proper waifu. Best we have is sombra.

>>180524948

They are at the mercy of SJWs who will bitch if they have too many waifus because it's sexualization or some bullshit, which is why they have Zarya and nigbot5000.

How do I win games?

How about a character that can walk on any surface?

>>180524894
Hammond is coming soon so we have that

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never played comp, been playing since release

I actually like comp more, you get people that wanna win and at your skill level. In quick you get godly players on the other team and retards on your team.

just got placements done, my # is 2232 which is gold

am I good enough for owg?

I hardly ever play tanks in quick because there's never a pocket healer for me but I found myself playing a lot of them in comp

>>180525224

His name is Genji.

>>180525197
Get carried while carrying

I'm starting to understand why people instalock Hanzo. Although I'm like 50x better than most of them at it.

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>>180524016
She will become your everything

>>180525259
Nah I'm talking some spiderman shit

Started to main dva because nothing beats dmatrix over a persons ult and watching them stand still because they threw their keyboard across the room.

How do I winston? I feel like I need to get good at him.

>>180525309

If you can aim he shits damage and is basically wallhack on one choke every 20 seconds and a free kill every 10. Sometimes I run with him in QP and if your team can pressure the enemy so they don't just dive on you he is lethal.

>>180524894
No, there needs to be more boys. Too many female new characters.

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ok so what will happen if i start instalocking mercy every ps4 comp match

can i really farm the sr ladder for ez purple points by picking this braindead cuckold crutch character designed exclusively for low test males and moronic women

>>180518662
Blizzard is shit at matchmaking general.

>>180525582

>be with your team
>decide whether your team engages or you engage
>somehow get in the middle of or behind the enemy, either be just running in with your deathball or diving straight in
>slap down the barrier and start dancing at the edge of it with your electro beam making all the supports shit themselves while your team pushes hard using the chaos you have created
>if there's a Widow you can basically just leap onto them and they're fucked unless they are godlike with close range instascopes
>if they have something that counters you like Reaper and you still have your jump, jump straight up or away to a new target or whatever and let your team roll over them before you run back in

He is like dive personified. You can't just leeroy in like a retard, you need team coordination, but once you get in with your team the enemy shits themselves. He also destroys Sym turrets like nothing.

Watch out for anybody with a shotgun because they will crit you in Winston's fat head. Even Torb who if you underestimate him, he will start slapping armor on himself and just shotgun you in the face, forcing you out or killing you.

>>180525582
dont miss jumps
use your ult if you're about to die in a teamfight
chase the same target as your team

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>>180525582
well the first step is making sure u have the following voicelines unlocked and hotkeyed ready for battle

>Sorry about that!
>How embarrassing!
>Did someone say peanut butter?

Real ass question here because I HOPE you fuckers are better than the actual overwatch fanbase, who fucking cares about rank?

>>180526047

Don't forget "Natural selection"

>>180526096
if ur below platinum u shouldnt be playing the game

>>180526096
i dont understand why people get so flustered over it. It's all for stickers and golden guns.

>>180526096

As long as you are not in Bronze.

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>>180525596
due to political correctness the genders must be represented equally, same as all the races among them, race-war-watch is on the modern level

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>>180525241
>12 mins

for shame

>>180526383
No.

And that's still impossible because we're lacking so many races and ethnicitys. There'd be over a hundred heroes in that case.

How exactly do we get credits now? What did they do to compensate?

>>180526096
I play competitive because i am competitive and want to get as high as i can. So yeah i care about my rank a little bit. Play to win but dont lose sleep over it

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>>180526096
Not me anymore, hit masters and felt nothing. Only reason I play comp anymore is because the queues are faster than QP and I'm not put against grandmasters.

>>180526515
>Play to win but dont lose sleep over it
I've actually awoken from nightmares where I go on a huge loss streak and lose 500 SR

>>180526509
I suggest you re-watch the video you obtuse cunt

>>180526570

Your nightmare is my reality. Went from 2500 to 1900 in one day.

Reinhardt needs a buff of some sort

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>>180526383
so when are we getting a transgender hero?
pls tell me its gonna be doomfist.

>>180526621
You climbed back up, r-right

>>180526096
I haven't even touched ranked mode since season 2

>>180526680
His hammer needs a buff. No reason why that giant ten thousand ton slab of metal should be swinging into Tracer's head and not kill her.

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>tfw someone is bitching about our team comp in arcade

>>180526695

No anon. The next day I had 4 more losses and 4 draws. I finally won one today. Now I sit at 1801.

>>180526834
You are where you belong. :^)

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>play lijiang as genji in quickplay
>we curb stomp first round, barely lose second and then proceeded to stomp round three
>all while I got 56 kills and 69 percent kill participation, a quad with my ult other pretty nice sequences
> game ends
> play of the game
> its a mercy resurrecting 3 and getting and assist
>mfw

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>be rein
>earthshatter on a slope
>game gets confused and has a 50/50 chance to stun nothing or everything in the general vicinity

>>180526797

They need to just fix the hammer because it's bugged. It doesn't really need to be stronger. What Rein needs is something like being able to cancel his charge in exchange for something, maybe increasing the cooldown on it by some number of seconds, and for the shield to slow him down less while he has it deployed. Rein's problem is that he cannot respond to dive, and he lacks the mobility to compete with dive, and on top of that all his abilities are bugged.

Just finished my 10 placements

>placed 3500 rose to 4500 season 4
>exclusively played Mercy during placements
>3 wins, 7 losses
>2340

I recorded each match. These are going on Youtube.

Why do people think Soldier alone is a counter to Pharmercy?

Sure soldier counters pharah by herself, but you can't expect 1 dps to take out both a healer and dps by themselves.

>>180527040
Okay?

>>180526990
I think a stronger hammer would help counter dive pretty well, no? Genju / Tracer or whatever hops on him and instead of tickling them with his gigantic fuck-off hammer he actually does threatening enough damage to keep them away.

>>180526690
>that one anon was right and it's gonna be Lucio

>>180527040
Did you decay from 4500, or what's the deal here?

Anyway, I might watch those matches, assuming you have a decent framerate in them.

>>180525582
>>180526047
Spamming "OH YEAH" when you barge in from a jump like you're the goddamn Koolaid guy.

>>180527040
based retard

>>180527214

But then you are encouraging retard gameplay where Reinhardt players just start slapping everything in a huge arc around him 2hitting every squishy. The game needs less retarded shit, not more.

>>180527040
Link?

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>>180521761

so can you just ride losing streaks out? because this is probably around where I usually quit comp for the season but I want to try to get into it

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>>180527249
>not having m2 bound to "HOW EMBARRASSING" and happily spamming it while chasing healers who are being ignored by their own teams

>>180527331
Well that's on the squishy's part to avoid his hammer. Isnt that the trade off the design? He's a huge slow moving target and they're super mobile pesky harassers, if they're fighting up close enough to get smacked twice by him it's their fault for being in his range.

>>180525582
Intend to save your leap for escape. You will Winston much harder when you keep your escape pocketed. Leaping in should be for solo players (widows, or someone out of place) and to push the advantage. Being up front for the initial fight is good, and getting to the crunchy supports will have their team turn tail.

>>180527445
like it matters. what does losing do to you that makes you want to quit?

>>180527482

His hammer is already threatening enough other than it being bugged. Him not being able to 2hitKO every 200 HP character he touches is not the problem. He's also not so slow when he's running at you with the hammer.

You have no idea how fucking stupid it will be if you let Reinhard 2hit 200 HP heroes by retard mashing his 180 degree hammer all over the objective.

>>180526607
He didn't say how in the video you retard. He just vaguely said "you'll get more credits" without saying the method. If it's just more credits in money chests, that doesn't really help since those are rare to get.

>>180527449
Why not both? Dive in, give 'em an Oh Yeah! then taze supports with the "How embarrassing" line.

>watching Jeff Kaplan talk about dev shit
It's honestly a fucking struggle listening to him. He sounds like he has no fucking confidence or charisma when he's talking.

>>180525582
the cooldown for your jump lasts about as long as it takes to burn through all of your ammo in one m1 hold, and if you jump straight up without hitting a roof you'll be reloaded by the time you land

also avoid anything that isn't a squishy at all times unless you're not the only one fighting it

>>180527636

boogie on their corpses for insta-leave combo

>>180527636
don't forget to hit them with a "SORRY ABOUT THAT" right before you kill them

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group
the
fuck
up

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>>180527653
well he is an accurate representation of ur post modern male

>>180527603
2 hitting might have been extreme but still i think a small buff to his damage would be good for him. Buff it from 75 to 85 so he can dish out bigger damage on the dive tanks like Winston and D.Va while giving the squishies something to worry about as well.

>>180527830
Complete with a wife's son

>>180527653
probably because he's a video game developer and not a professional presenter

>>180527805
>allowing a mercy to heal you

wow i think i'm going to be sick

>>180527653
well, goes to show that public relations / public speaking aren't usually a separate position for nothing

>>180527887
You'd think someone would have noticed it and maybe done something about it? Like maybe this; >>180527934 I'd half expected Blizzard to jump onto this shit and get someone else in.

I get all he's doing is just informing game changes and shit which isn't much because he is still just a developer, but it still fucking hurts.

>>180527653
He's real
not some PR phony designed to fluff you

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>the mercy that saves ult for the overtime or 99% lock out
>its a 4+ minute match
>"i was dead"- as you watch them pistoling a mercy and hopping in a corner
Mercy mains need to be wiped from the surface of the earth

>>180527934
but for minor things like what is covered in the developer updates i'd rather have an actual developer convey it instead of a plastic smiling pr who hasn't played a video game since her son's wii desu

though i don't know why we can't just do forum posts like the patch notes

>>180527879

That doesn't actually solve any of his problems or give him anything he needs. 10 damage on a hammer swing? It's unnecessary. He doesn't need to be more threatening at hammer range, because he is already threatening enough when he is slapping you around. What he needs is better tools to let him get where he needs to go and be more flexible.

Try thinking outside the box. Again, give him a charge cancel. Give him armor while he's charging. Let him walk forward faster while shielding so he can push more effectively. Why not give Fire Strike an AoE knockback, like Orisa's gravity ball in reverse or Pharah's concussive rocket but weaker? The hammer doesn't need any buffs besides un-bugging it.

>>180527653
that's what happens when you poop in socks during raids

>>180528109
why bother wasting the money? the developer updates aren't trying to sell the game, they're a way of saying "we haven't given up yet!" to people who already play the game

>>180527558
because it's not very fun? better to play qp and listen to music/podcasts than lose at comp and have to listen to bogans bicker the entire game

So what are the chances the Horizon map will get pulled for major revision? This shit pretty boring to fight in. Lots of dead ends and pointless side room. The low grav outside zone they kept pumping up is basically never used and very out of the way. High areas aren't limited to mobility heroes at least, but they all have an massive amounts of steps to reach these spots. We've seen a lot of extra unused space before: the space between A and B on Volskaya is usually uncontested once point A drop. No one ever uses the extra space at the start of Egypt, short of a rare opening gank. But Horizon feels very unfocused. I give kudos for the final point having several entries, including a decent rear flank. Horizon point A feels like Egypt point B, and Horizon B feels like Hanamura B with less useless low ground.

>>180528120
Isn't that the point to have a PR phony? To fluff shit up like so? To attract more people to the game to buy it?

I get it if it's just Jeff doing the dev updates but I'd expect Blizzard to get someone else in that is more charismatic for bigger events/cons. Or even talk to him and get him to improve on his public speaking. He doesn't have to go.

>>180528142
i'm still not convinced you aren't the same person bitching about mercy every few minutes

>>180527653
>>180528109
>it's a fucking struggle
>it still fucking hurts
Kinda feelin' like this is more on you than it is on him

>>180528278
Are you retarded?

>>180528313
because the dev updates aren't advertisements

trying to advertise your game by talking about recording highlights is stupid regardless of how much PR funds you waste on it

>>180528152
All those charge things sound more gimmicky to me than the benefit of a straight up damage boost. Those changes wont help him counter the prevalence of dive right now, mostly because he naturally lacks the extreme mobility of Winston and D.Va. As for moving faster with his shield up that's how its always been, right? I think that's just the design philosophy they want him to go with. He can put him an enormous wall of damage blocking in front of him at the cost of being an easier flanking target, which is why it only covers his front too.

>>180528278
The high grav area is a far flank route

>>180528439
Did you not read my post?

>I get it if it's just Jeff doing the dev updates but I'd expect Blizzard to get someone else in that is more charismatic for bigger events/cons. Or even talk to him and get him to improve on his public speaking. He doesn't have to go.

He just needs to improve himself.

>>180528263
why would you be in voice chat? i refuse to use voice chat because all it is is complaining the entire time. What could my teammates possibly say that they couldnt over chat commands?

Capture the point? No shit
Whats my ult at? Press a button to find out

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>>180528278
The only thing that could happen is some minor adjustment after months of collecting data.

what's the 321mb update about

>>180528453
So you spend an extra 20 seconds running outside, versus running the internal route that rarely has opposition. I've yet to find anyone but a Sym shield gen out there after 16~ matches.

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>americans start waking up
>thread quality decreases dramatically

really makes you think...

>>180528109
>>180528120
>>180528148
Thinking that someone higher-up probably thought "Jeff's awkwardness is gonna come off a relatable to gamers, so we don't have to hire a PR and it'll make them feel autheticity" makes me feel odd in the stomach desu

>>180528658
Its 2am in America, mate

>>180528590
Some focusing or flank-shortening would be awesome. I can't say I've seen it as an attack or defender blow out each time since I'm not usually seeing great team comps on either side while people arcade it up.

I haven't played in a while and I'm too scared to play. Will people bully me?

>>180528741
>those wired and IGN videos they had him do
it's probably working

>>180528657
No let me enlighten you. You get your team and push right up the stairs. The airlock lets people flank into the room at the top of the stairs. It also lets damaged people fall back and heal then rejoin the flank push.
Its the flank route of a flank route.

>>180528741
hiring a PR person to convey minor QoL changes seems like a waste of money desu, just have the lead dev do it in his spare time because he's the only one who actually likes the game

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> 5 man Zarya + Honzo ult combo
> Mercy wasn't in it

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>there is such a thing as a 'mercy discord'

>not just one, multiple

Did the drop rate for credit chests go up? And how much are dups and chests now?

>>180528953
I always hold onto my ult until Mercy uses hers

>>180528981
there's certainly not an /owg/ discord, that's for sure

>>180528981

What the fuck is it about D.Va and Mercy that makes women gravitate towards them so hard?

i Iike reaper

too bad he's total garbage against any offensive character with a pulse. He event gets raped a closed range my cowboy man.

>>180528853
That never seems to happen. Defenders have usually turtled to the point when a center push has started to succeed, or realize half the attackers are MIA an extra 30 seconds. So by then you already can take the normal high flank without the low-grav flank-flank and save yourself a lot of time.

>>180529130
they are cute and female...DUH

>>180529130
no requirement to aim

>>180529130
>mercy
Women like to heal in games if it is an option for god knows what reason.
>Dva
Is this a thing?

>>180529160
>never seems to happen
It does happen all the time. Thats the point. Up your game you shitter. You are still missing the point you dont say lets all push airlock lol. Thats not what you do and its your shitter logic speaking.

>>180529217
>>Dva
>Is this a thing?

Yes. If they play Mercy they play either Lucio or D.Va as a secondary.

fuck mercy

>>180529217
No D.Va is not a thing because women dont play tank. Never encountered it

DAE hate le mercy??? (You) if u agree xD

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Tracer is MY WAIFU all you posers can get the fuck back

They should just give Mercy an ult besides res. The concept of a character who can just res her entire team in an FPS is so mind numbingly stupid I have no idea how it made it past the concept stage.

how to fix d.va
>defense matrix shows an indicator of its health
>defense matrix can no longer block incorporeal projectiles such as sound waves, lasers and graviton surges
>self destruct cannot be activated on a destroyed mech after d.va has been ejected
>calling a new mech does not instantly shield d.va inside its hitbox, and she can instead be hit and killed before the new mech actually lands
>likewise, you can no longer destroy her new mech before it lands
>self destruct will once again damage d.va as well, though in a reduced radius

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>mfw a Mercy main tries to play a hero that's not Mercy
Kek everytime.

>Overtime

This shit needs to go.

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>play as bastion
>enemy team focuses on me
>they start to chase me as I run away and self-repair
>they still desperately try to kill me but self-repair + healer healing me is keeping me from death
>Ana sleep darts rein in front of me
>turn to turret mode and gun down entire enemy team chasing me

God damnit. Tanking as bastion is so much fucking fun

Who else knows this feel?

>>180529398
i wish they'd give Ana a 2nd more defensive ult

>>180529447
>>self destruct cannot be activated on a destroyed mech after d.va has been ejected

Yeah, this definitely needs to be changed. It's so dumb that you can destroy her mech and not only does she not die but she can then activate the big fuck you bomb to call in another one for free.

defense matrix should reduce damage by 80%
and not block ultis

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>play 4 games of comp
>lose 4 games of comp
The worst part is that I can't even blame my team, I played really badly. Although 3 of them had this same guy who would pick weird heroes and then get really pissy when the team questions his choice. In the last game he mockingly swapped to mercy and did stuff like solo res the zen. So maybe I can blame the team a little

>>180529256
I'd love to hear about what sort of firefight you're actually seeing happen there. It's only marginally less useful than the dead-end dormitories. The only way I could see it coming up is if the push up middle on A is stalled and you want the right high ground (which you can already walk right up) but that's a massive split on the team. It's like Hanmura when 1-2 mobility classes use the balcony, except it's actually a shortcut on that map. And if you take it and get downed say, twice, you've wasted a minute moving through low action areas for Point A.

>>180529447
>defense matrix can no longer block incorporeal projectiles
Yeah, good luck explaining which are which...

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>>180528342
Or it just might be, that people in OW universally hate mercy mains who are held by the leash of their +1 on how to play and what to do, and never truly learn situational tactics

If Mercy no longer had res, what would her Q do? Lucio already has the

>>180528658
>european time keeping
1:18 over here partner, no fucking clue who wakes up at this hour

what character has the best lewds?

>>180529834
Avante Garde
Gives all teammembers +150 armor for 6 seconds, and increases their attack by 1.5 for same time

>>180529447
>defense matrix shows an indicator of its health
Why not lose the distance on the cone as it runs out? It would also stop Dvas from trying to run on fumes and build up the matrix more.

>defense matrix can no longer block incorporeal projectiles such as sound waves, lasers and graviton surges
Zarya lasers? They pierce it.

>>self destruct cannot be activated on a destroyed mech after d.va has been ejected
Agree

>>calling a new mech does not instantly shield d.va inside its hitbox,
Eh, usually her mech call saving her from one rightful death will just melt here next suit.

>>self destruct will once again damage d.va as well, though in a reduced radius
Most ults would be suicides again-

> can only play 2 or 3 heroes at masters level
> can play 15+ comfortably at diamond
> tfw tanking from 3800 to diamond so I can have fun playing this game again

I'm done with this fucking grind. Too many fucking faggots at higher ranks.

>>180529904

D.Va, or Pharah if you like middle aged women.

>>180529750
You're fucking retarded. The stairs route is one of the only flank routes accessible to everyone. This isnt up for debate.

>>180529398
>autoresurrects herself on death
>alternatively, makes allies incapable of dropping below 1 hp briefly
How do those sound? Like shit right? because those are pretty much the only options that don't overlap with sound barrier or transcendence, which the existing resurrect already competes with as a reactive option rather than proactive.
She just needs to have her ult charge gutted. All it takes is healing one tank to full and you've shot up to 40% right there. Mercy always has her ult and if it takes her longer than 30 seconds to get it again, either she, her team or the enemy dps suck ass.

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>pushing last point in dorado
>already on over time
>literally always one pesky fucker running around point for what seemed like 2 minutes
i though jeph increased the respawn time for defense

>>180529705
> 50/50
Really guardians my angel

>>180530015
>>alternatively, makes allies incapable of dropping below 1 hp briefly
This is just bad Zenyatta ult.

>>180530015

Yeah this, a good Mercy can have her ult in less than 1 minute. They need to make it charge three times slower.

>>180530073
Is the meme true? I won 9/10 of my placements and I think I've lost all 8 games since then.

>>180529768
it's pretty straightforward
>bullets, explosives, zenyatta's testicles, anything made of a physical object gets blocked
>fire strike, lucio's sound waves, symmetra's testicles(iirc they already pierce but I'm not sure), zarya's ult and rmb, anything made of energy that would not be destroyed by shooting it with bullets goes through

>>180528278
>No one ever uses the extra space at the start of Egypt
why the fuck would you fight/hold there. I'd say anubis has the most space used out of all the 2cp maps, even after point A you can push out of the temple and shoot the gate when the attacking team is respawning. same with hanamura, doesnt mean theyre not shit though

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>>180529464
>mfw they're on your team

>>180530176
Exactly. There's nothing worthwhile to change it to.
Her existing ult just needs to be toned back. Maybe have it work on a charge system so she has to build it up 5 times for that full team res.

>>180528981
Enumbre, do you have a youtube channel or something similar where you post gameplay?

>>180530405
fuck off enumbre

>>180530002
Trying to clear it up: there's a lot of pointless geometry that gives you nothing. The area from the attacker gate to point A is like an hourglass with a broad neck. The ground floor route really spreads out the attackers, the lower (attacker) left just pops them dead center of the neck of the hourglass flow, and the upper left just puts you in a killzone from the point. Then the right path is pretty well guarded for attackers to get high ground with the stairs. And then another path to the outside for... much of nothing. The space at the top of the stairs is okay for an attacker brawl, but the stairs themselves are just a killzone from the point. The stairs basically need you to be high mobility to be able to brawl from. I've seen firefights and team fights at the stairs: but never one involving the toted low-grav zone. The most I've seen is a Sym chase to her shield gen.

>attack on dorado
>get the payload past the bridge into the fountain plaza in record time because enemy team only has 4
>suddenly
>we're wiped out by a random torbjorn within seconds
>watch killcam
>nigger makes 7 out of 10 shots fired headshots
>nani the fuck
>press tab
>nigger has 3 gold stars
>level 1544
>714 hours played torbjorn

upon reaching this amount of autism, do you unlock Ultrabjorn?

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>>180530228
So Roadhog's hook would be blocked? Are Soldier's pulse ammo physical or not? What about Sombra's hacking rays? Etc.

Not only is your idea dumb, but it's already somewhat confusing what gets blocked and what doesn't.

>>180530234
Brought that up as a good exaple of useless space that doesn't curb the fight. Like Volskaya B point: somehow very few defenders are retarded enough to leave it. And Anubis A: no defenders waste their time in the broad (but 50% useless) attacker gate area unless it's a blowout defense. The useless space isn't distracting on those maps.

>>180520296
Yes, once.

>Route 66 defense.
>Be s76.
>Constantly on Pharah with a Mercy and an Ana on ground so far stuck up her ass I can't do shit.
>Tell our Ana to help me shoot the Pharah.
>Ignored because she's getting stomped by the remaining 4 people on the ground who are better than the 5 people we have.
>Try my best and counter her ults a few times with my Helix.
>Last point.
>Pharah sneaks behind while we're pushing them back way too much.
>Ult's entire team, kill her with my Helix and I'm the only one left.
>Some polak cunt starts to flame me for it telling everyone to force me to switch and saying it's a 5v6 match.
>Tilt so hard I go widow and stand in spawn since I'm not playing anyway according to him.
>Retard polak logic intensifies.
>Flame goes on for a few min while we lose the last few meters.
>The teams starts flaming him saying I'm doing good.
>Score is 3-3.
>Can't be fucked to let this guy gain SR so I throw.
>Other people in team don't seem to care that I throw they just want this polak to shut up and report him afterwards.

Honestly looking back now it was pretty funny and worth the 25 SR loss. People can be so fucking unreasonable in this game, especially the eastern european cunts.

d. va's defense matrix works by shooting a laser at something, incinerating the projectile

it shouldn't work against anything that a laser couldnt reasonably kill

>>180528278
>The low grav outside zone
Wait you mean there's actually low grav in the map? I thought it was just an arcade gimmick they released separately.
I haven't even seen anywhere to go outside. Every game has been
>go up stairs, walk past retard defenders who think they're guarding a choke
>get on point, cap effortlessly because the first point is the actual choke
>march toward second point
>if defense trickles, try to cap asap and win
>if not, gg ez defense team autowins because their spawn is less than 2 seconds away from the point while attack spawn is a good 25 seconds unless you're tracer or lucio
It's just a straight line directly to point two, and then the rest of the entire game is set in the point two room and maybe the hall leading to it if defense is retatded and offense is mentally crippled 3 year olds playing on their ataris in rural greece.
The moon is a shit ass map desu senpai tqbh

>>180530779
like what

>>180528278
This map is pretty fucking funny tbqh

>Attack.
>Go right and outside into low grav.
>Flank entire team and get some kills.
>Team pushes forward and cleans up the rest.
>Point B.
>Just rush in from different sides and cap.
>or if the defending team is somewhat competent.
>Constantly put pressure on the point until a Winston or Zarya ult pops up.

It's literally that easy and worked every time for me.

>>180530965
a very large, very heavy hook, or another energy orb/ball of plasma, or in lucio's case, sonic shockwave

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158KB, 746x1000px

>>180520296
just now
>asking our retard mercy to rez more than once in koth matches
>"if you don't die, i won't need to rez you"
>wellfuckyoutoo.amv
>literally turn into attack ana, ignoring every healing request
>"ana what the fuck heal us" (the mercy swapped to orissa)
>"if you don't take damage, you won't need healing"
>tell them i'll go back to healing if the orissa apologizes on mic
>rest of the match is 4 people shouting at the orissa and myself
>he finally caves and apologizes on mic
>make him do it 4 times (say i couldn't hear him and i had headphones off)

>>180530652
>>180530652
>So Roadhog's hook would be blocked?
Is it a projectile that would be destroyed by bullets? No? Question answered.
>Are Soldier's pulse ammo physical or not?
Yes, have you literally never played S76 in your life?
>What about Sombra's hacking rays?
Those aren't even a fucking projectile are you seriously asking if shooting little purple lines of matrix code is going go do anything?

This change would only make it more clear what is and isn't blocked.

>>180530987
The only attacks I've seen fail are the explority comps with few to no support/tanks

>>180530779
Oh it's a laser? I thought she used her guns to shoot it down with bullets.
Either way same restrictions should apply.

>>180531065
>only make it more clear
how is making extra rules for it more clear than the "anything that isn't a beam" it is now

>>180531232
because that's not actually how it currently works, and because how it currently works is broken.

>>180530652
holy shit that comic is bad