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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Antisphere, and Payday 3

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AWOOO! edition

Previous day >>180008278

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png (embed)

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg (embed)

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png (embed)

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt (embed)

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A (embed)

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
https://pastebin.com/tygApnyc (embed)

>Weapon Skin Previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
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First for

REMOVE SUMMER
REMOVE REDDIT
REMOVE STEAM FORUMS
REMOVE DISCORD
REMOVE ERPFAGS
REMOVE SCALIES
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2nd for mayhem is hard :ccc
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>>180406351
Way to reveal your F2P, friend.
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>>180406510
>go_bank_in_a_nutshell.jpg
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>>180406351
sounds boring
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>>180407159
Its the steam forums discordwith even more reddit bullshit and dev dicksucking
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>>180407654
I was a day 1 vet. All these kids... they'll never know...
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Reminder that if you don't play with
Assault Overhaul
Full Speed Swarm
Then you're a casual
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>>180407159
Overkill made a discord for steam forums, so is pretty much >>180407268

>>180408026
t. pic related
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>>180408176
You're not wrong.

Also sentry builds are OP and the goliath 12g is viable
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>>180407772
>those days when level 31 or something around that was the limit in the beta servers
>all those resets before release
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>>180410206
>the days when acing faster lockpicking not only cost you around 600k in money but also 12 skillpoints to get 33% increased speed
y'know what some things can stay in the past
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>>180411561
LUCKY
CHARM
ACED
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don't answer that pager unless you have smooth talker
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Remove fall damage mod when
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>>180415201
just ace cat burglar dude
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>>180415560
I wish I could.
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>>180416179
>simon was still at overkill
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get gude
get hoxhude
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My face when I main me Bonnie lass and a Sydney joins.
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>you unlock heavier armors gradually and have to start with a two-piece-suit no matter what
seriously who thought that was a good idea
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>>180416646
>using shithud
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>>180418020

Holdover from when dodge/hp regen builds didnt exist and you always wore the heaviest armor you could.
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>>180416646
>>180418425
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/HoxHud#announcements
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>>180418825
>needing a hud
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>>180418825
oh great, they're just doing what wolfhud + a decap mod already does
why can't they just fuck off
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What's the most efficient loud heist to farm solo? Is it mallcrasher?
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>>180419756
What do you want
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>>180419756
for cards just do jewelery store, for xp / cash just do hoxabilly breakdance
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>>180419756
>farm
>solo
>efficient
>loud
These words do not belong together
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>>180420480
>not Ukrainian Job with C4

Literally takes 30 seconds per heist
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Why would you ever use Armor over a dodge build, goys?
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>>180422621
jew store also takes 30 seconds retard
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>>180422758
I don't like RNGesus determining my fate
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>>180423131
>not doing jew store in 14 seconds
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>>180423876
>Not just turning your bazillion offshore into cards through offshore payday while you sleep
Offshore money isn't good for anything else
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>>180424497
I noticed that sometimes offshore payday drops me ultimate edition mods (im f2p). Is there a range of ultimate items or can I too meme everybody with CAR dmr kit once I flip enough cards?
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>>180424658
Go and check what you own from the bundle you retard
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>>180424658
There were some old free mod packs such as butchers mod pack, dunno if it was changed to ultimate edition pack
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>>180424658
remember to join the official group for some free shit
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>>180424904
>>180425086

I don't own dlc AT ALL but have ultimate items from offsshore. Proof is pic related
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>>180425394
>I don't own dlc AT ALL
There is your answer
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>>180425394
Yeap pretty sure that's an butcher mod pack item
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>>180425981
No, that tells me literally nothing as to what dlc items I can obtain and which I cant, just that I can obtain some dlc.

How is it that anime posters are so consistently retarded?
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Call me a noob but why the fuck is mayhem+ so hard
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>>180426806
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/The_Butcher_Mod_Pack_2

Go be stupid somewhere else, Polymer Flashlight is part of Butcher pack 2 and that one is FREE, you cant just go and get randomly a "DMR kit" from a payday, also its attached to an achievement
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>>180422758
>dodge
It's shit
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>>180426895
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/Risk_Level
tldr enemies have more health deal more damage and there some extra objectives
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Is there a BLT mod that does this pre-planning profiles already?
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kick the shitters
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>>180429332
>not teaching them
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>>180420480
For cards, do some fucking crime sprees.
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what music do you listen to when playing? I listen to Government Plates on repeat
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>>180430478
I listen to the song of the fucking heist
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>>180430478
to the music of the game and a podcast if playing alone
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What's harder in your opinion?
Overkill 145+ or Gimmick Down/Deathwish
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I like a girl on steam, but we only really have one game that we both play... Payday 2, but shes losing interest in playing it but I still want to play with her so how do I renew her liking it and keep it fresh and interesting?
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>>180431942
lmao
t..beta orbiter
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>>180431942
dont play stealth play fun heist like hotline miami and try to make her not play with the same guns.
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when the cops start pouring in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzTTa3wau9w
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>>180433281
I try to get her to use different guns... also she refuses to do stealth, shes always Bonnie with the Ricter mask, Heavy Armor, Light Machine Gun, MPK, with Grenades and Medkits.
She says every other gun is like using the Klobb, whatever that means.
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>>180437421
>the Klobb
IIRC it was a super shitty gun from Golden-eye.
she's basically saying any gun other than LMG's feel like shit.
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>>180431942
>>180437421

Nice blog fag
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>>180437764
Is there anything I can suggest for her to try?
Its to the point where she sometimes just, won't play with me.
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>>180438472
How about you just stop being a little bitch
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>>180416646
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>>180418709
2013 was a different time.
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>>180438472
nigga stop asking her everyday if you want her to play with you, your are going to get her burnout also do you really dont have left 4 dead 2 that shit is fun with friends
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>2017,
>the valkyrie is still inferior to the fucking AMCAR
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>>180438792
I played that with her a little bit but I can tell she gets bored of it fairly fast. Payday I can squeeze a heist out of her, but she always rushes through it, then moves onto Serious Sam or Quake or something.
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Reminder to use unseen strike to get crits with armor
https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16616
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>>180439396
>https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=16616
Link is dead
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>>180426895
Payday 3 should have attack dogs.
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>>180443334
it wont because people will complain about the game supporting animal cruelty, even though it's a game about killing people.
in their minds, only animals deserve human rights
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>>180339004
>>180349053
What's good, heisters? New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Build A Raft Of Shields (any_25_shield_kills)
- Nothing Out Of The Ordinary (slakt_2)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket's Night Out (daily_night_out)
Brought to you by Jacket.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>180443334
>muh killing animals complains
We can't have that even though it would add something interesting.
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>>180444519
It'd be like a cloaker, jumping on top of and pinning you, but you can free yourself by some QTE or spamming melee.
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>>180444683
>Literally COD.
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>>180443334
>>180443650
>>180444519
>>180444683
>>180444761
We already have CoD-style dogs. Stop asking for them.
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>>180438998
just buy serious sam you skinflint its fun and a steam sale is coming up
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Reminder that you will never ever ever ever be solarpletex
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>>180445268
why would i want to be someone with 1000 hours in bordelands 2
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Is the game still worth playing? Haven't played this game since the big bank heist and was thinking about coming back to it.
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>>180445818
Yes
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Is the game still worth playing? Haven't played this game since the search for kento event and was thinking about coming back to it.
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>>180445268
>not being SP already
/pdg/2casual
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>>180445818
well you are going to need to grind some exp for the perkdecks but yeah its still fun
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>>180445913
best comf-coop

Your pub experience may vary somewhat though, what with the influx of F2P. Take it as an opportunity to teach newshitters some old tricks from the days of old!

>captcha
>sitting for 2 minutes and trying to "mark all the cars" on images with no cars
I never asked for gookmoot
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>>180446000
>perkdecks
Never heard of it, is that something "new" they added to the game?
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>>180446191
Themed passive bonuses unlocked by spending points gained from experience.

Fully unlock one deck before starting another.
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>>180446191
They were added a long time back, some time after you left.

Like >>180446362 said they give passive bonuses to either you or your team.
Eg one deck gives you damage resist when in close quarters with multiple enemies, and melee striking them will heal you on a cooldown. Another one grants your team a small damage resist as long as you deal constant damage.
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>>180445268
I heard she was an Asian girl.
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>>180446673
>>180446362
Kk thanks for the info. Will check it out later tonight and see if I'll upgrade to the ultimate edition.
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>>180446858
UE price will likely drop during summer sale tho
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>>180446858
No worries, hope you have fun.

Only shit I can think of telling you without droning on for ages:

Kill the fucking Enemy Medics. They fully heal an enemy when you land a 'killing' shot. They prioritize healing other specials, including other Medics.

The meta melee weapons are either Electric Brass Knucles / Buzzer Taser(Stuns all enemies except Dozer) , the Ice Pick (Shit ton damage with certain skills, can one hit kills a dozer), or the Kunai (High poison DoT) All of those are DLC items however, save for the knuckles, they are community items.

'Mayhem' is a new difficulty between 'Overkill' and 'Death Wish'. It can actually be much much harder than Death Wish, since although enemies are weaker, it spawns much more than DW. Also the new top difficulty 'One Down' will skullfuck you. Have fun.
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>>180406129
DAILY REMINDER TO CHECK OUT CREW MANAGEMENT, IF YOU'VE SOMEHOW MISSED IT
REINFELDS ALL AROUND
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>>180447008
Ye was planning on that.

>>180447078
K thanks for letting me know.
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>>180444915
Croakers instadown you, requiring inspiring/reviving from teammates.
Dogs will pin you and go for the throat, draining hp at a steady rate, until you manage to overpower them and free yourself.
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>>180447565
No, dogs pretty much kill you on the spot if you fail to punch them. It's a kill or be killed scenario.
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>>180447723
Lol no. First that's ehat cloakers already do and secondly dogs are a perfect fit for a "prolonged fight" situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CS1t_QtZOU
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>>180447917
Nobody cares about your movies.

I'm talking about how dogs are already implemented in video games. It's always they show up -> shoot them -> QTE to stop them if you missed -> watch a 50 second animation of dog killing you -> die.
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>>180448196
The point you're making here is
>reskinned cloaker > new enemy with differing mechanics
And you're motivating this with some console game?
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>>180447124
>REINFELDS ALL AROUND
>not nagants
>posting worst girl
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After very extensive testing I have come up with a decent Sociopath build: http://pd2tools.com/l/692f5b0ff2f536f5c03f92fa206d5011

Weapons used: Little Friend, China Puff, Katana

Q: Why CTV
A: Speed bonus is worth it over ICTV, also the extra 8 points

Q: How to deal with Dozers?
A: I tried various sidearms including SMGs and Revolvers but this build needs all the nade launchers you can get. Now I just carefully snipe them with Little Friend

Q: How to deal with specials that don't die to one grenade?
A: Little Friend DMR or shoot one grenade and finish with melee

Q: How to deal with turrets?
A: Explode the armor off and finish with DMR

Q: Optical Illusions?
A: Helps a lot because you generate a lot of threat with grenades
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Fuck you shitposter
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http://paydaythedate.tumblr.com/

Add this to OP
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>try to connect to a game
>unable to connect to host half the fucking time
>find a host I'm able to connect to
>the game just crashes in the lobby
>start the game up, go into another lobby, it crashes again
>restart my computer, I'm finally able to actually join a heist, but a weird fucking glitch made it so that it restarted on the rewards screen so we had to do it all over again
>mfw I've only been able to complete 4 online heists since installing
a-at least I was able to afford the AR-18
how do deal with this shit
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>>180449818
you can always just host your own game you know
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>>180449115
if you are going to be stupid at least be smart about it http://pd2tools.com/l/36a9fc0c14374e0034ded15108b013b7
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>>180449968
>Shock and awe aced
>No Bullseye aced
>Drill skills
>No Schockproof
>No Optical illusions
>Martial arts aced
>No Bloodthirst aced

wew try getting 100 hours first
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>>180450142
>not having drills skills withe the waves of ftp are you thick or something dude
>optical shitlusions
>bullseye aced on a melee build
you sure dont have more than fifty hours
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Not gonna reply to a shit bait, nigger
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>>180450880
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GET THE FUCK UP
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Thread is kill
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SQUEEZE THOSE TRIGGERS
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SQUEEZE THOSE NIGGERS
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how long til we get a for honor crossover heister
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>>180461909
Fuck off gage and your bad medieval shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLr1trXPakk
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For the crew management I thought loadouts meant like you can have 3 different things to switch between. I didn't know it meant you can give each bot a different perk and weapon. I thought like the one loadout would just give every bot that weapon and perk
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Beach heist when
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Anyone wanna give me a hand sometime soon doing Wind of Change? Its one of the busted achievements that dont work if the bots wear the masks.
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>>180464034
post id
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>>180464098
Gotta run out and do errands soon so imma just let it simmer for now, my man
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>>180464034
i'll help
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>>180437421
that girl is a shiter.
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STILL HASN'T BEEN FIXED
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If I wanted to jew kids out of there skins in this game
What items do you think they'd like?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=bUo1PgKksgw
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>>180464034
>>180464098
>>180464615
Aight, We'll need one more. I need souls who have Historical Masks
http://steamcommunity.com/id/malchezzar/
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>>180418825
>[link removed]
what was it?
and why would anyone use hoxhud at this point.
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>>180472307
Need 2 good boys for Wind of Change achievement. Need Gage Historical Masks
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>>180474034
U WOT
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coming back after a while, are there any good dodge builds around still or did overkill fuck it all up?
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>>180477493
yeah dodge builds are still a thing
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So no price drop during the sale even though dlc has been cheaper than the current price in past sales and you're forced into a bundle?
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>>180478398
wait until one of the flash sale or something like that?
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>>180479434
flash sales have been dead for a year or two
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>>180478398
Steam says it's 50% off, but it's still 40 dollarydoos. Hoping it gets fixed, will keep checking.
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Hey /pdg/, what's the meta right now? The ultimate edition has made me start playing again. I take it Frenzychist has been relegated to literally useless except on babby difficulties since it was so damn strong when I played, but what's used instead?
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>>180483695
ICVT+Frenzy+Anarchist
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>>180484541
Seriously?
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>>180484938
yes
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>>180484541
>>180484938
Dont forget silent killer skills for that extra 30% damage output
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>>180484938
pretty much, yup
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is maniac a good perk deck to use in a frezerker build
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>>180485695
>being retarded and not going for the extra 30% damage.
suit yourself
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>>180486031
are you a legitimately mentally retarded or just baiting?
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>>180486174
yes
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>>180486330
>cum guzzler calling anyone else a fag
lol
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>>180486634
>/v/ mongoloid calling anyone else a nigger
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>>180485001
>>180485207
>>180485225
Christ. What weapons are usually run with it? I used to run DMR kit AMR-16 with Krinkov sidearm, that still fine?
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>>180486827
Yeah that's what I use. Kill dozers in 5 shots
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>>180487351
anything dodge
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>>180487351
anything with guns
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been lurking these threads for a while and gotta say that stealth posters are pretty fucking autistic

overwhelmingly so.
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>>180487351
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Body expertise is fucking retarded. Why pick a skill that incentivivizes you to not go for headshots? Shitter skill I swear
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ARE REINFELD A BEST FOR AI CREW
OR IS THERE A MAGIC DLC OPTION I AM CLUELESS ABOUT
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>>180492450
YES THEY ARE, BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY WORK, SOME SHITTERS SAY THE MODEL 87 IS BETTER BUT IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME WHEN EQUIPPED FOR BOTS.

WHY ARE WE TYPING IN CAPS
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>>180490518
To make low accuracy LMGs less shit
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>>180493823
dont use lmg's
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>>180485752
Maniac isn't good with anything.
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>>180494074
But they're fun.
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where the fuck are the side jobs
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f2p newb here, did they really raise the price of ultimate and then put it on """sale"""? I swear it was $40 the other day when I checked.
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>>180483695
Dragons breath shotgun + Low Blow
Anarchist or Rogue Deck
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>>180496962
;)
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>>180496962
Steam Summer Sale started.

So naturally OVK's side job server is DDoS'd because they didn't want to host it on Valve's servers.
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>no sale on ultimate edition

Fuck yourself, Overjew.
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>>180497137
you know it
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>>180497137
did you see it in your account or a picture somebody posted? because it changes depending of the dlc you own
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>>180498759
the normal price if you don't own any DLC is 40 dollars, though
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>>180498029
The fags on the steam community will tell you "ultimate edition is always 75% off from what it was, I have buyer's remorse after buying it all as it came out therefore everyone else should go fuck themself"
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why do i see people using the machete all the time
also what are the best melee weapons now? is it still icepick/kunai/katana/etc?
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>>180501396
>not buzzing your friendcops to make them see the light
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>>180498940
it's 45 dollars, i think you have a another 10% this sale
>>180501396
Machete is a free katana
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>>180497168
This is correct
but its spelt dragans breath for future reference
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http://pd2tools.com/l/1445dbdfdfa87e6c54c7337bfbfad54e

Yay or nay ?
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>>180506775
if its for deathwish ovk or mayhem everything goes
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>>180506775
>iron man basic
Started there, stopped there.
Put more effort into your bait.
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>>180506775
>Combat medic aced being useless on Mayhem or harder
>Marksman basic/aced for fucking AKIMBOS literaly waste of points
You save atleast 7 points
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>>180449115
how many times are you gonna post this
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so i seem to remember a BLT mod that let you change the visual appearance of attachments to others, ie changing the M16's tactical handguard to the vietnam handguard. what was this mod called?
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>>180506775
>controller skills
>sharpshooter skills
for what purpose? they're useless fucking branches
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>>180508478
This? https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=12992
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>>180507282
Mainly crime spree, not aiming for the thousands marks though.

>>180507553
>aced Combat Medic
Well it's because i don't see any interest in shortening the deployment of two medic bags, i follow the logic that if you need it, you stay the fuck away from the fight to patch up, plus i couldn't get inspire otherwise.

>marksman aced
I needed all the accuracy i could get, yet i still need it basic if i want High Value Target, the other skills available are not that interesting.

If i un-ace CB and put one for quick fix, and un-ace marksman, i get 5, and with shockproof (which was a skillpoint dump), i get 8, where di you think i should redistribute those ?

>>180508745
You wouldn't believe how useful converts are at taking damage and attention, while still being easy to obtain.
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>>180509196
Combat Medic is useless because on and after Mayhem it only gives 3%

Add you ditch it and still keep Inspire

Marksman Basic/Aced is completely useless because it works on weapons on SINGLE FIRE MODE, if anything take it all away and take Rifleman basic, really fucking helpful, and you get to keep High Value Aced, still having 7 points free

Shit nigga do you even fucking read
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>>180509635
>Marksman Basic/Aced is completely useless because it works on weapons on SINGLE FIRE MODE

Both smg and akimbo have the single fire mod, it still count, right ?
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>>180509931
If you are going to use that piece of shit on single fire why not take a DMR and a "heavy" SMG
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>>180510502
Stop
Replying
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>>180510502
Trying to find the best burst/damage available will still retaining a very good ammo pickup/spent ratio, singlefire is for ammo conservation.

Also you still didn't suggest where i could redistribute my whopping 8 points (or 10).
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>>180511303
To Ace Underdog or NineLives, and taking Martial artist Basic, those are always great options
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Because of training.
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What is the best way to get a metric fuckton of boost mods?
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>>180509196
>You wouldn't believe how useful converts are at taking damage and attention
you know what else is useful at taking damage? ICTV
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YOU AND I

WE'VE BEEN GOING THE DISTANCE
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>>180511472
i could get both underdog and nine lives, with basic martial arts that would leave me with 1 point, and scarvenger would be the only useful option for it.

Well i guess i got my build figured out, time to get the second infamy level, thanks m8.

>>180511756
ICTV can only do so much in crime spree, the converts on the other hand scale with the artificial difficulty modifier it seem.
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Memes
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>>180516463
PAYDAY: THE HEIST AND PAYDAY 2 GENERAL
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>>180516463
well shit this is embarrassing
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Hey you get on your feet
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>>180443870
What's good, heisters?

Sorry, no new side jobs today. =(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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how the fuck do i drive in this game. car shop is tearing me a new asshole doing this solo 4 times just to fail to drive it home in time.
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>can't see what i'm completing
>getting continental coin mission completions anyway
>apparently did the daily
what the fuck is this shit, why can't I see what the missions are
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>>180523065
>>180496962
>go to upgradable safehouse.
>go to dailys

You did! now stop being a retard.
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>>180525648
>have to go to the safehouse just to view dailys now
Wew lad, what else has changed
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>>180526341
No you idiot, IN THE UPGRADABLE SAFEHOUSE TABS, NOT *IN* THE SAFEHOUSE.
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I play payday 2 almost excluivly stealth. Does the ultimate edition add that much for stealth players?
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>>180530249
1) you are a retard, there are much better stealth games out there to you to play.
2) yes you get the following
>2 perk decks that helps you in stealth (burglar for utility and yakuza for speed)
>more variety of guns, not like that matters to much in stelf
>More heists to play.

also play the game like it's intended faggot.
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>>180531182
>general so dead that anons don't even take codes

lmao. also took EVJKN
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>>180531182
>THGGL
thanks
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>>180531759
the ultimate edition giving away almost all of the codes content made it that all the codes shitters left
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>>180531356
Hey I got the game for free I found the stealth fun even if not great. And you cant make me not play a game the way I want bully.
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>>180532061
I should tak on of the free heists you can stealth only shadow raid and murkey station are even remotely decent. Hell the random bank heists I shoot all the guards and tie up the civies then wait for the drill and bag all the gold 2mins of sneaking 1 min of executing the civs I dont have ties for 20mins of slowly draggin 12 bags of gold down the block. It could be so much better but this game is not built for stealth.
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>>180531182
I watched this general all day for this. Literally posted every time right after I launch a game.
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>>180532061
The general hate that stealth gets it's deserved for MANY reasons

>first goldfarb (ex game director, who previously just was a sound designer at DICE) pulled some bullshit out of his ass of how you will be able the stealth most heists
>Overkill not wanting to get bad rep back when they had a rep hastily made working stealth mechanics just to be a *feature*
>This is also why old heist are so different of the newer ones. old ones are about controlled crowed, and newer about actual stealth.
>later force players to play stealth behind unlocks and achievements,
>Elitist groups of stelf only "pro heisters" start, thinking that they are superior for playing a broken way in a broken game, going to every lobby asking "stelf?" and bitching to ovk to make more stelf heists

Stealth in payday is cancer, and overkill needs to put it down of it's misery.
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>>180533332
>didn't check thread for a while and redeemed the last key just minutes ago
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>>180533548
Makes sense to me.
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>>180508284
Until you ascend or until someone will improve it
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May I ask what the point of making me pay to choose what heist/difficulty I play is. I mean maybe I just wanna play onedown slaughterhouse with 2 of my friends without having to either wait around crimenet for it to pop up for 10mins or give up half the reward for fucks sake who the fuck thought that was a good idea.
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>>180534534
If you don't have enough money to buy a onedown heist, you shouldn't be playing in onedown.

But yeah, crime.net is dumb I hope it gets reworked before dropping support of the game.
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>>180534534
It's thematic and adds to the mood of the heister waiting with a police scanner to find targets.

But that mood was destroyed in every aspect of the game since launch, so yes it is stupid.
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>>180534961
I never said I didnt have enough money I mean hell it costs 1.5mil from offshore thats like 1 heist. Im just upset that you are punished for playing the heist you wanna play. The only remote reason I can think of having it is to stop people from farming the same mission or 2 which spoiler they are gonna do that no matter what.
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>>180535121
this is because back when, you HAD to wait for the contracts to come into the map with rng. like >>180535053 said but also, they wanted to make hosts special if they got a *rare* contract and make people to join his lobby.

They later got to many conplains of you you had to wait too much if you don't want to play jew store 24/7, so they added the current system.

as you can see, this is a recurring theme in this game and overkill, where something is broken, they give it a shitty "fix" so they don't get as many complains, and then leave it there and do fuck all.
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>>180535802
So they are torn between RP and function and give us neither. How nice.
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>>180486827

DMR Kit CAR-4 has twice the ammo pickup and is basically the same in every other way.

Krink is OK but the China Puff or Arbiter is better for removing shields or just wiping out big clusters of cops.

Frenzy Anarchist also works well with suit or LBV. Also works well with shotguns if you don't feel like aiming on a given heist
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>>180511843
I've been listening to that song non-stop, still can't get enough of it.
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>Muscle
>ICTV
>fully modified AUG (arguably the best primary in the game, look at stats)
>fully modified P90 or fully modified Krink as secondary

who /OG one man army build/ here?

inb4 dodgefags
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>>180538553
>fully modified AUG (arguably the best primary in the game, look at stats)
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>>180538769
Show me some stats that are better than the ones in that pic
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>>180538790
>damage 43
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>>180538790
Not on computer but check CAR and AK rifle, they offer a shit ton of mods thanks to DLC
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>>180538881
>AK rifle
like, the AK762? dude 90 ammo lmao
>CAR4
bad stats

>>180538827
>damage 43
yet can still one shot cops at overkill
Name a better rifle
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>>180539058
>overkill
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>>180538790
Clarion commando little friend car amr
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AMR-16
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Is Grinder still good?
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>>180540253
Overkill and below it's still as good as it was, Mayhem is questionable, Death Wish is a no
Just use Ex-Presidents like everyone else
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Fuck shitty ass steam I couldn't get summer trading cards yesterday because of how slow it was
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>>180508745
>useless
>is_this_negroid_earnest.png
What they are though is niche.
I'll agree that aced Combat Medic is a waste, and besides that one would have much more use out of Aggressive Reload than High Value Target.

But that whole LBV/Ana plot is making me highly fucking dubious...
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>>180531182
WHERE ARE THE COP CODES YOU SLUT
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>>180511756
>he honestly believes this
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>>180540863
>blue collar plebs not buying COP while widely available
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>>180540985
>paying anything for payday
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>game goes f2p
>safe sell prices halved
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>>180541049
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>>180541460
>being proud of paying for shit with a "fuck you" note attached to it

A fool and his money are easily parted.
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>>180540863
Not going to happen.
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>20 minutes
>2 / 3 bags cooked
>fucking up the meth

This guy is proficient with Death Wish, that's good, but fucking the meth?

nigga how
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>>180542929
I fucked up meth recently because I didnt know they changed the way Bain tells you about the meth ingredients from ages ago. But now I know
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>>180542929
>>180543193
Bain can sometimes actually fuck up
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>>180543231
This is due to latency to the host though.
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>Hoxton mains
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>>180546364
>Sydney mains
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>>180546364
Hoxton main reporting. I'm too busy vomiting to play every time I have Sydney or Bonnie on the team.
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>>180546364
why does he have dicks for hands?
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>>180546437
>playing as some angry meth junkie traitor
>not playing as a cute sheila from the best cuntry on earth
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>people join my host
>we play a really hard contract that will bring lots of XP and money
>i kick them as soon as it says "escape available"

who /devilish/ here?
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>>180546637
>cute
>sheila

i bet you think Bodhi is actually a good character too
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>>180546872
>>180546580
the only good characters are the original 4 + john wick
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>>180547040
>+ john wick
Almost had it there, anon.
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>>180533567
Nice one, Nepper.
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QUICK VOTE

>GAGE BLADE MASK
>HOCKEY HEAT MASK
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>>180548826
yes
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>>180548826
G A G E A S S P A C K
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>>180548826
Why not both ?

hockey heat is better, gage blade look too alienish.
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>punches drill
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>>180554487
>it doesn't restart
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>180556025
I
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>>180557994
Thanks my friend
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>>180525342
>>
ASHLEY WHY CAN'T I USE MY MINIGUN AND IT TELLS ME TO BUY THE ULTIMATE EDITION WHEN I HAVE ALL THE DLCS ALREADY. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>180559336
dlc unlocker
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is the heat street strat just waiting for the fade 20 times after rushing to the guy?
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>>180563407
it is if youre on OD
if youre a shitter playing on overkill, then the strat is to gitgud
>>
The only issue with the dlc unlocker is being kicked by moralfags, right? If I only play solo and with friends I'm good?
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>>180555136
>punches drill
FUCKING START COCKSUCKER
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>>180567082
If you have a setup with the stuff that you actually have the DLC for, the cheater tag is gone and nothing happens when you use it.
Later you can ask the group if they're ok with you switching to a loadout with the unlocked stuff.
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L O C K E A N D L O A D is the best soundtrack desu
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>>180572504
That aint Evil Eye
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>>180572504
>>180572875
I don't hear Breach of Security playing Anon.
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>>180572504
The build up is great, but then it drops off.
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>>180564163
well yeah i meant OD everything else is easy :^)
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>>180572504
You spelled Death Row wrong
>>
How do I jew my way around the cheater tag? I heard you can unlock attachments and put them on vanilla guns and you won't get detected, also how do I know I'm marked as cheater? I don't want to host my own games btw
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>>180576138
You dont, you are forced to host all the time
>>
>>180576138
>I don't want to host my own games btw
why not
its either host your own game if you use an unlocker or get kicked by the host unless they don't mind
>>
>>180576326
>>180576648
I live in NZ so shitters just bitch about lag and leave, was under the impression that there were certain ways to unlock dlc but avoid the cheater tag
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>>180576138
You can't know if you get tagged, having a friend tell you is ok.
Anything you don't own will flag you, except perk decks or characters I think.

I have Page 1 and 2 of regular geared and modded guns, and I use these if I want to play online. Also use a regular mask and put regular guns on your bots.

I don't like playing with other people because I only found one other capable player, they're pure shit most of the time, fucking horrible trainer-using XXV cunts or absolutely clueless suit-only level 20 fucks joining mayhem and up games.
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>>180577027
characters tag you
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>>180577247
ok, one more thing I'm uncertain of, do custom scope ... things tag you? I really like the ''Ë„''.
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>getting kicked by people after helping them with their OD on fwb.
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>>180577525
i don't know if that does
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I CANT FIND THE FUCKING LAST NUKE IN MELTDOWN IS THERE A GLITCH WHERE THEY DISAPPEAR OR SOMETHING
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>>180581696
Maybe you left a nuke unbagged
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>>180582118
Nah I double checked, we had all six nukes on the trucks, but when we went to throw them into the train, one of them wasn't there.

Might aswell add that a message popped up that said that the guy I was playing with picked up too many bags and was labeled a cheater.
>>
>>180582553
You might have run into some one using hoxhud's anti cheat, and yeah, it's completely shit.
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Is 39.9 still a headshot breakpoint for DW? Guide I'm looking at won't go below 42.5.
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>>180576027
good taste my friend
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Who has the best pager lines and why is it Sokol?
https://youtu.be/Cou33E2hlfE
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What are the best weapons to use with a silent killer build? Either Concealed or not
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>>180585503
Barney Character pack when?
>>
>>180585565

Same as the best weapons without a silent killer build: DMRs and shotguns.
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>>180585565
Cavity and Broomstock
>>
Reminder that patchett only exist to be laughed at
>>
What are some team oriented Perk decks for loud heists ? Always played with strangers so didn't really care but recently I introduced a few friends to the game and we're doing team-oriented builds where everyone has a role. At the moment we narrowed it down to gambler, crew leader and muscle and are looking for the fourth one.
>>
I COME FROM THE FUTURE

JULES AUTISM IS OUT OF BOUNDARIES, YOU WILL SEE HEISTERS USING THE PEACEMAKER With 11 bullets on it thanks to Gun Nut
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>>180590424
I run sociopath because the balls-deep tanking power is fun as hell, and it keeps my squishy weak friends made of tissue paper from being made into confetti. That said, Sicario perks apply to teammates in the smoke cloud, so if shit is really dire just drop one and pile up like puppes.
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>>180590424
Maniac is good choice to give everyone some damage reduction
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>>180585503
because Sokol is the best character
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>>180590491
i don't see anything wrong with that
>>
Guys?
>>
best weapons for the AI? I've been using MG42s + armor piercing
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>>180601001
REINFIELD ALL DAY EVERYDAY
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>>180526341
why remove it from the crime.net?
this is what i get for not playing for like 9 months
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>>180601027
why?
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>>180601291
BECAUSE YOURE GAY

REINFELD GOES ON ALL THE FIELDS
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>>180601291
Shit's bugged son, bots drop dozers in 5 shots or less no matter the dificulty
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>>180443650
fuck you it's not about "supporting animal cruelty" it's that I'd feel like shit for killing doggos.
I don't feel bad about killing cops because fuck the police.
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>>180449028
the guns don't actually have the full damage output of the chosen weapon, just rate of fire.
Reinfelds have a better ROF, and due to overkill being questionably competent, each pellet from shotguns do the full damage.

Reinfelds are probably the highest DPS for any of the crew weapons.
And with crew powers, they still pierce shields and armor.
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>>180603894
Wow, edgy, i like it. When's the next antifa rally?
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>3 reinfeld bots
>4 sentries
>2 jokers
life is good
>>
Why the fuck does this game take up 41GB now?
>>
>>180606654
Why the fuck does the sims 3 take up 90gb now?
>>
>>180585503
That's not Tony Montana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwVIAdkJSaM
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Dead
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>>180449294
>Still no update
>Still can't fuck Houston
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>>180586163
I love the Barney thing until they gave it to Shitney because she found it "RANDUMB" along with her fucking Rick roll.

Remove this fucking character,
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>GOD TIER
Chains, John Wick, Rust, Jiro
>GOOD TIER
Dragan, Sangres, Dallas, Clover, Wolf
>OKAY TIER
Sokol, Bonnie, Scarface, Jacket
>BAD TIER
Sydney, Jimmy
>FUCK OFF
Bodhi, Houston
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>>180614402
>Houston that low
Shit taste
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>>180614402
>fucking john ONE wick, "I'm a traitor meth junkie" Rust and [UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING] Jiro above any of the original 4
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>>180614869
i want nostalgiafags to leave
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Update when
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>>180614402
>TIER ONE
John Wick
>GOD TIER
Houston, Chains, Dallas, PD1 Hoxton
>GOOD TIER
Dragan, Wolf (Needs actual lines), Scarface
>OKAY TIER
Sokol, Bonnie, Jiro, PD2 Cockston
>BAD TIER
Clover, Rust
>FUCK OFF
Bodhi, Sydney, Jacket
>HAVEN'T ACTUALLY TRIED TIER
Sangres
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>>180618648
>any of the "females"
>anywhere but shit tier

The fuck is wrong with you?
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2 sentries 2 ammo or 4 sentries 1 ammo
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>>180622559
1sentry1ammo
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>>180614402
>sydney and dragan not god tier
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>>180624540
Thats how it works, they fucking suck
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>>180624732
baka
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>>180539058
>Minmaxing for Overkill

o i am laffin
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>>180618648
>>180614402
>>180547239
>>180547040
>>180546872
>>180546637
>all these people not placing john wick on top
you know that canonically, john wick could kill everyone in the payday gang and possibly crime net just because how OP he is?
>>
>>180628061
Who cares. He's asleep behind the wheel in Payday. He sounds like a person who larps as Constantine in highschool hallways.

The only characters worse than Wick are Rust just boring and Ron hated being at the studio so thats sad, Bodhi an original surfer dude character would have been better instead of the shit movie tie-in that he is. I love Josh tho and Shitney _________________________ shit ________________________. (Shitney will only be marginally better than the worse-than-cancer garbage that is h3h3)
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>>180630484
>Ron hated being at the studio so thats sad
can anyone confirm
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>>180577027
>"
I don't like playing with other people because I only found one other capable player, they're pure shit most of the time, fucking horrible trainer-using XXV cunts or absolutely clueless suit-only level 20 fucks joining mayhem and up games."

You do realize F2P stuff just ended, retard?
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>>180614402
>john wick and rust above the original 4

Get the fuck outta here
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>>180618648
>TIER ONE
Bodhi
>SHIT TIER
everyone else
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>>180639106
>bodhi
>patrick swayze

Are you retarded?
>>
Did anarchist get nerfed?
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>>180639252
that is bodhi
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>>180618648
>pd1 hoxton

https://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=12589

Best mod tbqh
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>>180640083
Payday Bodhi is the recent remake, not the original
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so how do i get dlc now that you can't buy them on steam?
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>>180646591
Buy the ultimate goy edition or just use the dlc unlocker
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Is there realistically any reason to use any weapon that isn't the Little Friend?
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>>180646591
buy the ultimate pack goy
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>>180646754
CAR-4 DMR has far better ammo pick up rate and China Puff is the best grenade launcher.
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>>180646717
If you were actually ready for the good goy life, then you wouldn't even be asking.
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Is Sicario a meme? It seems somewhat gimmicky and dependent on the smokebomb, not to mention only 15%+twitch dodge when you´re not in the smoke. Not sure if the cooldown regeneration from killing is fast enough to guarantee good dodge.
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>>180648358
It's good for dodging with armor, since you take a few hits and then get increased dodge change that will also help you armor regen instantly
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>>180648358
It can be fun but it's nowhere near reliable enough with armor, so it's useless basically
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>>180648497
>>180648835
Awright, thanks lads, guess I'm sticking with rogue like everyone else. Shame since the smoke seemed useful to help teammates hold down an area or hunker down.
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>>180628061
Are you forgetting the two or three insane people that could kill half the crew in a fit of autistic rage before getting put down
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>>180650120
Just because you're a shitter doesn't mean everybody else is

git gud
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>armor safe drop
>decide to open instead of selling
>get the only armor skin i wanted
noice
>>
I haven't played this game in two years. What changed?
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>>180654559
google
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>>180654559
Nothing no longer makes sense
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>>180653406
>tfw had no armor safe drop yet
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>>180650120
>kill half the crew
>getting put down
that's the thin, wick can kill the ENTIRE crew WITHOUT getting killed
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>>180547040
Sokol and Dragan are great additions, fuck you
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>>180656763
So could any original member of the crew, fuck off and stop shilling cunt.
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What heists do I go for to get closer to 200 mil offshore?
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>>180657427
yeah, only chains can probably pull that off since he's fucking invincible, the other not so much
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>>180657627
cook off or big oil
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>>180657627
safehouse nightmare
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>>180657627
Aftershock dw
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>>180521309
What's good, heisters?

Sorry, no new side job today. =(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
>>
UPDATE WHEN
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>>180663915
How about no side jobs tomorrow? Let's go for 3 days in a row. Or maybe more?
>>
I made a mistake of going to reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/6j3hw3/psa_the_price_is_what_it_is/
https://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/6j8knv/can_anything_be_done_about_such_people/
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>>180666960
In case you didn't know, the current record is like two months without side jobs.
>>
>>180670082
>the guy with the only sensible answer on the second post gets downvoted into obscurity
fuck this website
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is stockholm symdrome any good
>>
>>180674069
no
>>
>>180674069
Clutch, basic can help on some heists to keep everyone around, like Green Bridge
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GET THE FUCK UP
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>>180674234
>tfw most newer missions have no civilian presence at all
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>>180677589
Brooklyn 10 10 doesnt have a single civ on the street, not even hidden
>>
Heister thats just a jokered Officer when?
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>>180681661
Dragan.
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>>180681661
>tfw everyone has aced confident and has an squad of swat officers doing our bidding
>>
/PDG/ HAS BEEN HELPED UP BY ANON'S BUMP
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>>180685167
Ded
>>
Update when

New "free dlcs" when
>>
post you enjoying a martini
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>>180690803
me on the right
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god I fucking hate first aid kit faggots so much
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h-here i go....
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>>180694261
Just play the fucking game
>>
>join lobby with dodge shitters
>i'm the only one with a ammo bag
>hear "here's a first aid kit xdd" over and over again
>they start jacking my ammo nbags
>start going in to pick up ammo drops
>"STOP STEALING OUR AMMO DROPS"
>have literally more kills than the top two other dudes combined
>all of a sudden gut "connection to host has been lost"
>join back in and keep playing
>get the same message. turns out they're using the mod that hides when you've kicked someone
I'm so fucking tired of this incessant bullshit right now
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>>180614402
>Clover & Bonnie above Sydney

That's all I need to know that you're a good guy with taste Anon.
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>>180694672
Put them on blacklist.
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>>180694672
I just want you to know that I am dodge shitter and I appreciate your ammo bags immensely.

Also pls eat a med bag if you're about to go down anon i have like 14 of them it's fine
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>>180546795
The rewards at the end are all spread out equally so it's not like you'll get a bigger amount after kicking everyone to be the only player. Now you just look like a silly bastard for doing it.
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>>180657627
dafuck you want 200mil offshore for?
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>>180700197
Infamy?????
>>
>>180546795
>>180698574
Crew Alive bonus gets you more money for having crew mates, kicking them only gets you less money.
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So for boosts I literally have to farm ukrainan job with c4 don't I
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>>180698574
>>180700469
you don't understand. he is kicking them for the sole purpose of being an asshole
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>>180700549
Yes
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>>180700298
dafuck you want Infamy for?
>>
>>180700581
I'm pretty sure the
>devilish
means he thinks he's getting more.
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>>180700647
Im a different guy from the one complaining, but getting up to infamy 5 is super useful for skill points.
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>>180700819
dafuck you want skill points for?
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>>180700603
thanks anon
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punk ass thread is dead
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You have three seconds to name all the twinks in this game
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>>180703537
(You)
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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song
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hitman is shit desu
not even 1.5 secs to full armor would be useful when anarchist exists
>>
Alright I haven't played in a long time is car-4 still the best? have any of the 'breakpoint' damage numbers changed? i dont want to experiment with all the new weapons I just wanna know what shit is the best for loud
>>
What's a good primary automatic if you don't have any DLC? Been using the UAR.
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>>180705084
proceed to keep customizing the UAR until it has the best stat
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>>180704952
if you upgraded to UE the car-4 can be modded to be objectively the best bullet-firing weapon with minimal skill investment

breakpoints: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988 or use the "calculator" in the OP
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IT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' MEDI!
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>>180705084
>UAR
>not the AK5
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>>180705854
That's what I thought. How about smg's? I'm using Jacket's Piece right now because I got Hotline Miami 2 during the Steam sale and it unlocked a couple of items in Payday. It's surprisingly easy maxing out stability on it.
>>
remove all crossover characters
>>
>there are people who run anything other than armorer or muscle
what the fuck dodgefags?!?!?!
>ICTV with muscle/armorer = can take a million shots
>dodgeniggers = literally RNG, one successful shot by a sniper or a dozer and you're downed like the retard you are

dodgecucks BTFO.
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>>180707026
>ever even getting hit by bullets

lmao fucking retard, learn to play
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>>180707026
>Run
Fuck off
>>
>>180707026
>willingly going slow
>>
God damn I love cloakers.
>>
>>180707026
Nobody cares about the dodge vs armour debate anymore.

OVK made it pretty obvious that suit and ICTV are both valid and also the only acceptable options.
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>>180708025
stop lying to yourself
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>>180708374
It might be because i'm new.
But I like almost everything about them.
It's fun watching them run around at mach speed and panicking one as they rush you.
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>>180708025
>alright, the safeword is "police brutality"
>>
GET THE FUCK UP
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I just got this game and I'm using hitman perk deck and the lion's roar rifle I think they are really good. Also my favorite character is bodhi
>>
double tap, triple tap, just keep tapping
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>>180713279
here's a (you)
you can have another if you come back with some better bait
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Are the F2P niggers gone?
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>>180716324
I'm right here.
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>>180716324
Please have some respect and don't post Robbie. His cancer changed to terminal and he's going to die soon.
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>>180716540
dumb toohoo poster
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>>180717017
Robbie himself has stated he likes the memes, so no, I won't stop. For him.
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>>180717017
>His cancer changed to terminal and he's going to die soon.

Please tell me this isn't true.
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>>180717667
better send those last minute requests for him to send you a recording of robbie talking shit about you

before he dies
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>>180708025
>"I BET YOU LET YOURSELF GET BEAT UP, JUST TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY!"
>>
>>180703958
>he doesn't have Bad Motherfucker as his heist result song
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>>180706890
I think that Jacket's Piece is one of the worst weapons due to the low ammo pickup combined with low damage, but it does have an extremely high fire rate. If you actually use your primary more often than your secondary, it's usable.
>>
>>180717017
>only source on google is a literally who website
I know he's going to die eventually, but I don't believe it.
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>>180722731
>the signature ranged weapon of a melee heister is bad
color me impressed.

cunt.
>>
>>180722731
>Worst weapons

It could 4 hit kill a tan on DW with the right skills (Frenzerker + SK basic) and it has 92 accuracy and 100 stability with the right mods and has 6-11 ammo pickup. It's not the best and it's a run of the mill weapon but it's far from the worst e.g. Goliath with its crappy ammo pickup compared to IZHMA and Steakout, AMCAR due to the slow fire rate etc.
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>did you get the loot yet?
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>>180700920
Dafuck you want to play the game for?
>>
What fucking skills should I take?
>>
>>180721609
wtf happened to sam fisher
>>
>>180733626
The good ones
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>>180733626
The skill to git gud
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>>180703537
Xenos
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>>180703958
>not For the Kill
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>>180703958
>Not the sound of silence
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>>180744315
>not actual silence
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>>180747042
>deaf heister
>blind heister
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>>180747740
>the crew is forced to abide by a diversity quota

This is the only way to explain Sangres
>>
>>180750304
>implying Bain doesn't just pickup any poor sap who tried to rob anything
>>
>>180751004
That's why it's diverse
>>
>>180751004
He obviously doesn't, otherwise Chains wouldn't be the only black heister.
>>
HEY YOU, GET ON YOUR FEET
>>
In your opinion, which heister looks best with ICTV armor?
>>
>>180708146

LBV is bretty gud with Crook or Anarchist
>>
>>180758853
bonnie
>>
>2017
>still playing DLC: The Game
Why do you do this to yourselves?
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>>180765254
>implying we paid for it
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>>180751004
Well that is how Sydney joined the gang
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>>180766049
To be fair, you'd have to be one crazy fuck to try to steal from a known terrorist group.
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>>180762270
seconded, I main bonnie and Vlad helmet
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>>180758853
I hate Shitney but I like how slim it looks on her
>>
Update when
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>>180769241
it looks terrible on shitney
it doesn't even fit on her forearms, just look at that shit
why are OVK so lazy at modelling?
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why dont they just make meth 24/7
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>>180774058
Because the cops will shoot them while they're making meth.
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>>180663915
>>180666960
What's good, heisters?

Sorry, no new side jobs today. =(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>180774207
The cops will shoot them while they're doing anything
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>>180774479
>respond to side jobs bot with shitpost
>get a free (you)
i figured out how to game the system
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>>180778175
Do not disrespect me
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>>180778743
fuck off solar
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>>180776707
>taking a shit
>razormind starts playing
>oh god not again
>"Give em hell"
>//ASSAULT IN PROGRESS//
>>
>playing big bank on overkill
>dodgenigger joins
>someone tells him to equip armor
>"dodge build bro"
>ok.png
>first minute of assault in, he's already begging for FAKs and was downed once
>begs me for a FAK
>pretend not to be an english speaker and say "no hablo ingles"
>he leaves
dodgeniggers BTFO

and for the record he was literally infamous III-85
>>
i suck cocks
>>
give me the codes you slut
>>
>>180783021
Post profile

>>180783395
Retard
>>
If you're planning on playing the biglobby mod, does everyone need the mod installed to play together? Or just the host?
>>
>>180783021
>play dodge
>dont have FAKs
hes retarded
>>
>>180784004
Everyone
>>
We're the only thread with cringy, autistic devs/managers/bots?
>>
>>180784328
Who the fuck are you calling autistic you stupid chimp!?
>>
How do I get to Jacket without buying Hotline Miami or being a native shitposter?
>>
>>180788343
Go email Almir, shitpost your way because you are Australian and he will give you a code for Jacket, seriously
>>
Anybody got custom tracks like this one?
https://soundcloud.com/lemmyrodul/cashsample

I'm trying to gather a collection to make the game a bit more fresh.
>>
>>180788771
It fucking sucks
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>>180788826
Post better ones then
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>>180784004
/PDG/ BIG LOBBY WHEN
>>
>>180788508
>or being a native shitposter
I'm a shitposter but I don't live in shitpostland, I guess that he will ask me a DNI.
>>
>>180789117
Actually he is going to
>>
How come the engine is from a racing game yet the driving in Payday is pure garbage?
>>
is hitman any good
>>
>>180790629
the engine was completely stripped down when OVK got it, even the driving part was gone
the driving we have now is built by OVK, that's why it sucks dick
>>
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I NEVER WANNA HEAR SYDNEY AGAIN
>>
>>180793062
But what about her moan when she takes damage
>>
how do i make the famas, g36, and sg552 good
>>
>>180793062
Suck my cock, cloaker
>>
>>180793062
She came with anarchist so its all good
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>>180793303
>moan
that's the best part
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ON YOUR FEET
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>>180778175
>>180780742
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>>180793062
WISH NOT GRANTED
>>
Maybe a thread that needs revived every hour doesn't deserve to exist.
>>
>>180792625
Eh it's kinda far from "good", but I guess it's useable if you're not going up against anything too challenging?
>>
>>180807872
Hey believe we are better than some generals that are nothing but tripfags and non ironic shitposting
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>>180808587
Shitposting has long been disregarded and frowned upon in /pdg/.
>RATE MUH CTV BUILD! :^)
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Captain who ?
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>>180794306
Sidnay a cute! CUTE!
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>>180810058
do not bully the captain
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>>180811572
True; rocket or grenade launchers work much better.
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>>180713279
we /cm/ nao
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>>180810058
this art looks fucking terrible
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So in the harvest & trustee bank mission

who the fuck are those 2 teenagers sitting in the parking near dumpsters, that bain tells you to take them as hostages then put near the van?
>>
>>180815591
Russians.

They're supposed to be part of the fags who robbed Wick's house and shot his dog in the first movie. We grab them so that Wick can figure out which chop shop they took his car to.
>>
>>180789110
4u
>>
it's OVER
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>>180808015
What's the deal with Hitmongo really, it's designed around being an armor perk? But also around using akimbos (i.e. suit/conceal)?
It just seems kinda crap.
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Just played a round with the most bizarre player. Claims he is from the Holy Land and is lost. Used nothing but the crossbow and Great Sword melee.

Absolute riot.
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>>180822212
seems like a really chill dude
did you add him on steam?
because I'd love to have a buddy like him covering my back
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>>180783021
dodgefags are retarded
>"look at me so pro, so fast, so much kills!"
>gets downed 3 times in less than 2 minutes
>"lol wtf tasers are annoying"
>I continue to get 700kills per heist while having 150% accuracy and dying oncewhile trying to revive the downed dodgefag
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>>180822401
the worst fucking part is when they start using up all my ammo bags
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>>180822401
>bothering with dodgefags
ignore them then trade them for hostages if needed
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>>180822251
I'm not too fond of having people on steam that I don't personally know closely, I'm afraid. Unless I contact them regularly for something, eg traders.

Did let him know on his profile that he funny as fuck

>>180783021
Dodge players should always have some source of health repair. Like Hostage Taker and Ex President, Grinder or some shit. Shit, even FAKs.

>>180822497
The worst part about using a dodge build is seeing another person in MH, DW using a dodge build and its basic as fuck.

If I can use 1 sniper round or 5 SMG rounds to kill a shield, why the fuck should it take you almost your entire akimbo pistol 30 round mag to do so.

Bonus points: Dodge users that have poor ammo pickup weapons and must hunt for ammo drops, and have Ammo Contours disabled. And when they do go out there, they don't have Shockproof Basic at the very least and get shredded.
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>>180822401
>>180822497
>confirmed for not knowing shit about doge
You literally don't care about tasers with Shockproof (crap as it is).
But I'm guessing they're going down from having to do the objectives you're took slow to do? :^)
>using ammo bags with akimbos or CAR4
Here, have a (you) for your attempt at least. You seem to be needing it! :<
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>>180823310
>posted while I jack someone else's ammo bag
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>>180822837
the problem with dodge is, when you don't pick rogue or some other dodge-enhancing perk deck you'll end up with not enough dodge
now hostage-taker is not all that valuable on difficulties where dodge starts becoming the more reliable alternative to armor
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>>180823310
confirmed for overkill-babby
>get tased
>die in before you can tase the taser back
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>>180822212
He seems somewhat of a pre-infamy shitter, but at least has a good attityder and sense of humour!
>would use ghostmind to carry
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>>180823540
I suppose it is up to personal preference. Sneaky Bastard basic and Ex President deck get me to 30 dodge. That isn't awfully high, though having constant health repair via Ex Pres (50% restore) and Hostage Taker Ace helps when dodge RNG fails. Sort of a weird middle ground.

I play comfortably on MH and DW. Have fully aced Doc Bags and find at most I'll use them maybe even once per heist. Still too babby for OD though.

>>180823730
Weird because he has just short of 1k hours, and his screenshots state he has owned the game since at least January 2015.
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>>180823692
...what the fuck are you even talking about?
You do realize basic checks for proc every second, right?
>no inspire
>armorfag "superiority"
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is it just me or is mayhem harder than deathwish?
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>>180824125
It can very well be. The enemies have slightly lower health and damage output, but the number of spawns is much higher than Death Wish.

The slightly lower health and damage won't make it easier when you are overrun and pushed back by the cops.
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>>180774479
>>180778175
What's good, heisters?

Sorry, no new side jobs today. =(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>180824089
stay in the middle of a gorillion enemies on DW then for a second
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>>180824482
Implying Armor or Dodge would survive being surrounded by two dozen DW units. Armor build would get their armor worn down and then their health.
Dodge build would dodge a few times inbetween heavy hits.

All in all, they'd probably go down at the same time.
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>>180824089
>no inspire
?
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>>180824772
I'm not implying anything because I'm neither
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>>180824946
If you don't use armor or dodge, what do you use then, anon?
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>m-m-m-m-muh armour
>gets hit 4 times and dies
>wtf muh dodgefags making me go down
>better set my NGBTO to ban dodge perk decks
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>>180825030
your welcome for the ammo bag
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>>180823540
Hostage taker, especially combined with bot regen is well enough. You don't have to stand out in the open 24/7 and taking a 5-10 sec breather while waiting for armor to regen will bring you back to full.
Every doge gives you 2 secs of invulerability, which is what gives you much better sustain from incoming fire on the higher difficulties, especially OD.

I'm not saying ICTV is a doomed effort, but holy shit suit/doge have the better survivability on DW+, especially the use you get out of going sanic.
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>>180825030
I've seen someone who once bitched about getting downed all the time with Armor on DW. Turns out he had Muscle equipped for the extra health and HP regen when his armor fails. He forgot that it makes you jew extra cop aggro.

On the flipside one of the Dodgers on the team was fucking around with akimbo pistols out in the open and ate shit and died as well.
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>>180825124
>your
>armorfags can't even spell properly
>they expect me to take their shitty f2p perk decks seriously
>muhhhhhh ammo bags
>implying I need ammo when I can run half way round the map to collect it from dead cops
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>>180824946
>t. Hitman
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>>180825397
>Equips suit
>AYO SO HOL UP HOL UP
>Puts down first aid kit
>SO U BE SAYIN
>empties an entire ammo bag
>U BE SAYIN
>tells everyone else to not take ammo drops
>THAT WE
>puts down another first aid kit
>THAT WE IS
>depletes another ammo bag
>THAT WE IS BETTER THAN
>gets downed
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>>180824067
Sicario also does an excellent job as an "inbetween" build, with good doge. Also saves you the points on Bullseye since your armor will constantly refill anyhow.
Just make sure to not stay out in the fire longer than ~6-8 seconds and even DO won't be too much trouble.
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>>180825994
>FAKs
Anon...
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>>180826415
>here's first aid kit
>got a first aid kit here
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If you aren't successfully creating more ammo drops than it takes to refill your weapons, you aren't playing right. In moments of desperation, wasting ammo is fine, whatever. But consistently having a poorly designed loadout where even good efforts result in you relying on ammo bags is not the way to go.

Goes for any build.

The Micro Uzi smg for example can drop a DW tan in about 6 shots with the correct dodge based skills n shit. Said SMG gets 9 to 16 ammo per box. First weapon that I can remember. I'm positive there is plenty of Armor and Dodge based weapons that can do this.

Not including weapons that have very very low or no pickup of course.

>>180826314
Have never been keen on Sicario for smoking me and my team out. I have definitely seen the benefits though.

>>180826498
>Jimmy players that drop all 14 at once
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>game forces almost everything to caps
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>>180827538
Only on OD, nigger.
Even DW has spare room for some meme buildan
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is valkyria good?
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>>180828186
no
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>>180828057
Fuck are you on about? Most text is in caps regardless of difficulty
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>>180829480
>stat caps
... are you 4srs whining about text?
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>>180827538
First world problems
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>>180830438
>...
>4srs
go to reddit f2p nigger
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so

>join a public
>host has NGBTO
>"alright watev..."
>"kicked because you have the profile in private"
>actually have it in public

great, more reasons to hate this shit.
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>>180830960
Stop cheating
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>>180831128

dude, i dont have blt or asset mods in my game, and never have, over the 3 years of playing this
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Overkill stream starting soon, showcasing changes to Crime Spree.

Any active crime sprees will be aborted and destroyed when the update goes live 29/6. Overkill recommends cashing in your rewards before then.
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>>180831793
Stop being a anime faggot
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>>180832493
Holy shit that can't be real
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>>180832616
LOL it is, get fucked in the ass anime homofag
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>>180833858

>
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>>180832356
>aborted and destroyed
Well then, 1400 for nothing. Thanks overkill
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>>180834553
You can restart your crime spree from your highest one if you pay some coins goy
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>>180406129
Vlad IS an alien though
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>>180834814
>coins
I made a mistake with a mod. So got the bug on undercover where the computer wont grogress so I had to quit the game to force the others to not lose their spree. Due to I lost due to a bug made me install a mod which gave me like 17k coins when I launched the game. I completed a heist and suddenly I had 5 million coins.
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>>180835295
its okay anon, if overjew employees can cheat coins so can we
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>>180834553
Unfortunately that's just how it is. If you are not Infamy 25 yet, go Infamous and cash in. You'll hit level 100 again. IIRC starting from Crime Spree rank 0, hitting 500~600 will get you to lvl 100 again.

>>180834814
The XP accumulated is lost. If he was to pay 700 coins to restart at Rank 1400, the current XP reward would be 0. Prevents power leveling. Where people are going to get 300 coins legitimately to abuse that if it was a possibility, I don't know.

>>180835295
Shit out of luck my man. scripts can add CC but not remove them.
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>>180835295
>mods
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>>180835531
Nah, been infamy 25 since a couple of days after the infamy 2.0 release. I just wanted to see how far I could get and the thing is I just stopped progressing after 1400 due to it's not getting any harder. I die by one single shot and normal tans have like 12k health. I'm pretty much forced to use the heavy crossbow and fire chinapuff (mainly just against the captain). Enemies will just get more and more health in the end and eventually my heavy crossbow won't be enough and medics will heal faster than I can shoot.
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>>180836061
Ah shit. People who have gotten high enough that they get instagibbed tend to ECM rush. And even then they are forced into situations where 3 concealment is now 60+, there are 0 pagers, and alarm after 1 civ death. They have to reroll the heist options till they get something that is possible.


If all else fails, they typically have the 'No Crime Spree Failure on Crash' mod, which is perfectly fine as is, but abused by force closing the game.
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>>180836294
Nah, you don't even have to ecm rush to finish the heists. the AI is literally overpowered with the reinfeld right now so they will do the heists for you
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>>180836405
Would the bots even survive? I don't recall bot stats scaling with the enemy stat buffs.

As powerful reinfeld bots are, Overkill, Bulldozers clone army mutator, 3 bots with Piercing ammo, they all eventually go down if they get swarmed. I couldn't imagine them lasting against +1000% damage enemies.
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>>180836835
>would the bots even survive

A quick google and this is the result: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvhc7ItTo4
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>>180835295
Get Coin Converter or whatever it's called, then go into the lua file and change the number you get from buying one coin to -5000000 or whatever the amount is. Problem solved.

>>180835531
That's false, I helped my friend fix his 10,000 coins the way I listed above.
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>>180837374
That looks insufferable and tedious.
>>180837454
My bad. I remember a post of someone trying the same method as listed and it didn't work. Thought that was how it rolled. Guess they did something wrong.
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>>180747740
Katawa: The Heist

I'd pay money for it.
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>>180794306
What is the source on these comics
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it's a secret
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>Golden Grin casino loud
>Newbies jumping down from the 2nd floor and down themselves

Never gets old
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>>180538385
>Shooting cops around the house
>Lyrics kick in
>mfw
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for all you dumb Sydney fuckers: source on the porn is d-6m on tumblr
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So close to Infamy 2. Not sure which one to take right now.
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>>180851831
The medic bag tree
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So I haven´t played this game in 2 fucking years and apparently I have around 115 skill points at level 92. The fuck do I do? What did I miss, content/update wise?
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>>180853023
Maybe you should google this shit or something
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>>180846078
fug xDDD
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What if I liked the first safehouse better?
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So, Pocohud or Wolfhud? Do both of them show how many converted AIs you have? I really need a hud that displays it because when you have 4 people using joker it gets really confusing
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>>180856540
Wolfhud has it 100%. Not sure about poco.
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>>180822212
I like him
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>>180856420
It still exists in the files faggot
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>>180856420
Remember the good times for what they were, not what they've turned into.
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geddafugup
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>>180849027
Couldn't find it spoonfeed me more pls
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With UE out and further dlc being moot, heist creating tools when?
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So am I supposed to actually use my continental coins to upgrade the safehouse or do I just buy weapon mods with them.
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>>180862874
d-6m.tumblr.com
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>>180864629
>not taking care of your crew
And your safe house raids will be an embarassment.
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>>180865340
>spending dosh on purely cosmetic shit

My comfy couch can´t shoot people.
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Bonnie's voice so gud :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqU1jSNugzY
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>>180864794
Thanks for caring!
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>>180865876
no, but you can hide behind it
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>>180849027
>>180864794
>spoonfeeding the fags
why?
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>>180866602
>Etebari
Dallas is voiced by Simon Kerr. You couldn't take 1 second to google this shit?
>le epic microsoft jacket xd
Die in a dumpster fire.
Stop shilling your garbage here.
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>>180868701
Fuck you, cloaker
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>>180868701
Because there are only five pictures im that tumblr and they should feel bad
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When's the dark payday comic
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>>180864794
2qt
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>>180871741
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>>180865340
>ever doing that shit heist
lolno

Even Goat Simulator is better
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>bain has a beard
I thought he was clean shaven this whole time.
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>>180822212
S W I N G Y O U R S W O R D M A D M A N
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>>180871741
RIGHT

ABOUT

NOW
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>>180874720
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>>180874142
when the fuck are we going to get some background story on bain tho
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>>180874142
BAIN?
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>>180874915
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>>180875079
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>>180875253
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Weebs not allowed!!!
Don't convert the community of this game in CSGO community
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>>180875465
>Payday 2
>community
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>>180875407
sauce: http://karuoke.tumblr.com/tagged/payday-2
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>>180874958
So far we only know
>he founded crime.net
>his favourite colour is blue (assuming that's not a lie)

I'm betting on the self-aware AI theory.
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>>180877746
An AI wouldn't fuck up the meth instructions.
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So is he a real dentist? Why does he need that illuminatti shit from the Golden Grin?
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>>180878102
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>>180878102
I'd like to see some more heists exploring this angle.
Stelt heist in some billionaire's mansion to steal occult tomes and raids on archeological warehouses/museums to grab inexplicable artifacts...
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>>180881450
I still would like some weird medieval european castle with weird shit, kinda like wolfensteins with secret passageways and maybe some nazi gold
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>>180874958
>>180877746
And he used to be a heister, and so was his grandpa.
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>>180881450
>>180882482
>taking advantage of having Ron Perlman to make some nazi science/magic to summon lovecraftian horrors
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>>180884761
>>180882482
>>180881450
That'll be $7 please
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>>180875465
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>its the one guy who was lagging behind the entire heist gets everyone killed at the escape vehicle heist

I hate reruns.
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>>180889563
>console
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>>180891036
Solar pls go
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>>180864629
if you ever play safehouse raid, upgrading downstairs common area to level 3 gives you a FREE* medbag
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Page 10 fucktards
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>page 9
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Page 8
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DED GAEM
DED THRED
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>page 10
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It's fucking 2am calm down
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Pager 10
Stealth ruined!
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>>180911402
That's the alarm guys, it's on now.

I see you've taken a hostage. Good, that'll make them rethink their efforts.
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>best girl out of custody
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GET THE FUCK UP
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G-guys? I just dodge.
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YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY HEELS
MOVE
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Any word on when jewtube heisters become available?
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I want /pdg/ of 2014/15 to return :(
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>>180921076
But the /pdg/ of 2014/15 was shit you fucking f2p nigger
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>>180914250
We really needed those memes!!
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>>180921219
I can't imagine how anyone would want the old skills back? 25-40% of your points in worthless filler slots just to unlock the handful of skills that atually had an effect on the game? Hell naw.

I could see an argument to roll back weapon dmg/cop HP but it's no big bother, really. The game is pretty fun and comfy as is.
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>>180921219
yeah back before dodgeshit was a thing
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>>180923240
>dodge didn't exist before wankerfest
This is how you spot posers who pretend they were here in 2013-2015.

Take note kiddos. Now he's going to backtrack saying that he's not talking about dodge as it is now, or the dodge back then didn't count, or that nobody actually used dodge builds back then, and then proceed to insult myself, my mother, and anything else that I hold dear.
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>>180923487
>dodge existed in 2014
what timeline are you living in?
>>
Thinking about doing infamy.
How long would it take to get from 0 - 100?
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>>180923568
>dodge didn't existed in 2014
what timeline are you living in?
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>>180924641
I don't remember dodge being a thing back then. the entire fugitive skill tree didn't even exist
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>>180924371
8 hours? Infamy's basically what you can do after you've done other shit.
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>>180924742
>fugitive skill tree is the dodge tree
(You)
>>
For real, did Dodge exist, even in a simple form back then? Patch 44, October 27 2014 added Hoxton and the Fugitive tree which introduced a shit ton of Dodge and Concealment based skills.

Been too long to remember if Dodge gameplay existed prior, or if it was simply people unlocking stronger armor as they level up.
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>>180925141
did dodge actually exist back then? am I just going crazy here?
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>>180925332
Dodge used to exist in the ghost tree back when we still had the tier system as a high tier perk. We had 25% suit dodge and we liked it.
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>>180925561
Huh, how about that. Neat.

I'm going through the patch notes, it's crazy to see how many awful things Ovk replaced.

Black Marketeer Ace, anyone?
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*Guide to choose a heister:*
**God Tier:**
Hoxton, Sokol, Clover and Chains

**Quality Tier:**
Houston, Dallas, Dragan, Wolf and Bonnie

**Normal Tier:**
John Wick, Jacket, Rust, Scarface and Sangres

**Shit Tier:**
Bodhi, Jimmy and Jiro

**Weeb Tier:**
Sidney

Shoutout to by boy, Ilija
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>>180925865
>nigger, faggot, memer and a women in god tier
>jacket in normal tier along with the shitter force
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>>180925865
>Jimmy
>Shit Tier
>>
>be f2p shitter about to go infamous
>saved a gorillion dollars because few free weapons are interesting
>buy a shitton of masks, guns, and mods
>still 40mill remaining

Holy tits what the fuck do I do with all this money. There's only so many empty slots to unlock until you feel you've had enough.
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>>180926967
>There's only so many empty slots to unlock until you feel you've had enough.
It's not enough until you got them all.
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>>180925865
>sokol in god tier
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>>180927130
I think I'll just buy the good goy edition. They've hooked me enough to warrant not just using the DLC unlocker. Besides, VSS is my raifu anyways.
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>>180928824
s o k o l e x a l t e d
>>
>>180928824
you know it
>>
>>180928918
summer sale, no biggie
>>
Say it with me now. President Almir
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>>180926774
The character's awesome, but I'll have to agree that he has a higher-than-normal shit player ratio
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>>180926967
ALL mask slots
it's still not enough
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>>180935046
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/ovk-media/2016/11/Update125_Announcement_800x420px.gif
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>>180942329
drumpf btfo
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>>180942329
>replies with a link
>on an image board
how_to_spot_reddit.gif
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how do i get rid of the retarded card pose?
without mods if possible...
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>>180942606
>img size
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>>180942785
I've been thinking if that's a client thing, you can never see yourself holding the weapon instead of the card? Because sometimes infams in your lobby are holding weapons instead of cards.
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>>180944312
it's random, sometimes i'm posing with weapons and sometimes with a card
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>>180944312
If they have a skin equipped then it shows them holding it
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>>180944525
>>180944541
Oooh, gonna have to be a skins thing then? Never used them and I've seen nothing but my fucking card in lobbies for the last 3 years... ;___;
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>>180945146
nah, i don't equip skins they're fucking trash
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>>180945272
Huh, wonder what the deal is with (getting rid of) the card then.
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>>180618648
>WHO ARE THESE GUYS, EX HOCKEY? tier
soko
>ELDER GOD CREW
wolf,
>GOOD TIER
>jiro, jacket, chains
>OK TIER
>houston, hoxton, dallas
>I don't care tier
sangres, bodhi, scarface
>beta orbiter tier
clover, sydney
>nihhilistic and intelligent tier
wick
>this is not a christian heist tier
rust
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>>180539058
nigga overkill is the easiest real difficulty.
Normal, hard and very hard are babbys first heist tier
I can fucking solo overkill heists on stealth loadouts and builds, git gud
>>
god train heist stealth is just complete asscancer, who the fuck designed this
>>
>>180947734
get a non-boat start, clean out the sawmill area, put up a few marker mines along the train and git gud, scrub
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This general is like my life.
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>>180950905

d-ded?
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>>180926774
I can hear Jimmy putting his map from the other side of the map.
YEAH YEAH SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>180953394
CHAAAAAAINS
>>
What if we took a cloaker and put him in a Bulldozer suit
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People waifu this ugly tranny looking bitch
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this is a daily fucking reminder

storywise/canonically, Jimmy can take out the entirety of crime.net along with the captain winter's crew without breaking a sweat sine he has so many bodies and an extremely large armament

he could just keep respawning and killing until he's done, yes this is in the movie.
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>>180957557
>who would win?
>1 million Jimmys vs 1 John Wick
>Just attack at night when the dog is asleep
>>
>>180957557
The cops also try the flood as many bodies as possible strategy, what makes you think this will be any different?
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>>180961128
>all it takes is four heisters with good level and equipment to commit genocide on cops
>that means give every jimmy an ICTV and a decent gun
>cops ded
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someone please tell me why everyone in the Marioinatophat discord such a complete shitter?
>discord
>marioinatophat
i know
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>>180956835
>Ashley based-character
What do you expect?
>>
>>180961693
>discord
>marioinatophat
get out
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>>180962154
that doesn't answer my question and besides i use TS as my main VOIP
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>>180962230
Why do you think kids that watch shit jewtube memers are bad at video games?
>>
>>180962463
i honestly didn't expect reddit tier shitposting in it
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>>180962576
>watch redditor
>be surprised when other redditors watch him and spout reddit memes in redditcord
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>>180962675
I like turtles
>>
>>180962839
upboated xDDD
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>>180962839
x and d very funy
>>
where's the upvote feature on 4chan?
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>>180962839
HAHAHAHA I'M DYING XD
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>>180947734
Saw open the doors, drill the one beneath the stairs if you have to and save the keycard for the door in front of the stairs.
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>>180956835
>>180962135
>Not able to handle cute heisters
I bet you didn't even make it through that stelt
>>
new thread when
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>>180966098
>cute

Just because some fag on tumblr drew her like an anime girl doesn't mean shes not an ugly dyke.
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>>180966098
>shitney
>cute
Did you even look at >>180956835's image?
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