/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

DED GAME WHY MAKE GENERAL

>guardian undefined

fucking kek valve

this game desperately needs waifus so there is something to shitpost about

Sometimes when I spray a rifle the gun chokes up and misses a bullet or two. What's happening there? Is that the broke af game or the broke af servers?

>>179050225
pretty much.
Anyone know what Panorama is? HTML5 UI? Have they implemented it yet?

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>>179049973
Wew lads, it's done

Ded

>>179049973
WTF the stock is above his shoulder, no recoil control IRL for Mr CreamY

>>179059870
Doesn't look like he got any 1 taps

>weapons expert:bait an play for picks
wargames cant come back soon enough

holy shit this is the deadest general for a huge game I've ever seen what happened

>>179063723
because its a normalfag chad game and the sort of degenerate faggot who would browse /vg/ is more likely to be a weebshit playing japanese games or a neet playing mmos
plus the average age of csgo playerbase is like 14

>>179063958
also the esport side of things has been steadily dying

>>179063958
it's also because in the old days the posts were like 75% between three-four people who posted all the time and they all left

>>179066131
general died when skin betting died

>>179063723
Strayans are sleeping
Except me

Burgers are neets, so they are sleeping too. They'll wake up sometime near 3pm in burger time.

>>179050825
you need to get laid and stop being such a bitter virgin

>>179066587
>I'm the only aussie awake

course you are mate

>the entire enemy team instnaly headshots everyone
>look up their profiles
>they are 5 man stack

how
fucking
wpic

>>179066412
but it didnt die you can still bet and i even used to bet right after gambling ban on couple of sites like csgofast and csgopolygon

Lekr0 is wasted on godsent

WHY THE FUCK is this shitty game mode ONLY INFERNO
FUCKING WHY

Reminder to promote our lovely general on /v/ when a csgo thread is made.

>>179071407
fuck off

>>179071486
no u

>faze losing to godsent

lmao #2 team in the world hahahaha

I need a bf to play with im so bored and lonely

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I escaped the vac wave GGGGGGGGGGG

>>179075391
Too many people escaped the vac wave. I'm just glad the linux crowd are screwed over, since they were even cocky enough to buy skins for accounts they were cheating on.

You'll get yours, faggot.

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>>179076378
To slow

>>179076619
With source 2 it'll get to the point where you're buying accounts for the benefit of playing with them for a few weeks until you get banned, as it was in CS:S, with the added bonus of accounts being 3x as expensive. No prime 4 u.

nip with s1mple with and flamie doesn't look that bad

>>179077008
I buy csgo codes £3.50 n level myself not the biggest loss in the world

>>179080291
buy a gym membership fatso

>>179080426
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING PWND

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>>179080426
Only people who are to autistic to know how to exercise on their own waste £30 a month on a gym membership

>>179080683
Only people with no understanding of progressive overload exercise theory would pretend to exercise by doing a few pullups in a park a few times a week.

>>179082021
retarded fat faggot

Weapons expert is seriously the most retarded shit they have pulled in a long time

>Ghost Gaming
what are these guys even doing in ECS

I used to be GNM before valve dropped some MM patch about a year ago, lost all interest in ranking because of it, and dropped down to silver, now I want to get back to ranking, but I can't find a way out of silver, I'm good at aiming/spraying and know some nade spots by memory, but I just can't seem to get out, I oscillate between s3 and sem but no nova for me.

How do I go back up?

>>179082274
>Call out someone for being retarded and likely not exercising at all
>Y-you're f-fat

Ok, friend. Enjoy 'saving money' and 'exercising' in your room.

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>>179083328
>NOT AIMTUX THO
>THAT SHIT DETECTED

>>179083328
Learn how to carry. Watch war owl. Hold angles, learn pop flashes. Don't miss easy kills.

My smurf is GN2 and I only use the revolver, bizon or taser.

>>179083824
I'm not the one you were speaking to previously, I actually do have free weight in my room, I can do almost everything a gym can provide me

>>179084092
Ok, I guess you have an oly barbell and a power rack, right?

Oh wait, it's an adjustable p.o.s. that bends if you put more than 100kg on it.

are there even 30 weapons in the game
haha valve is so stupid

>negev
>click on enemy
>spray 10 bullets
>0 hit

how
HOW DOES THAT WORK

>it's another let's make everything have a million colors everything in the scene so the enemy would be impossible to see :))))))))))))))))))))))))) episode from valve

>>179086709
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>its another vp gets invited to another LAN episode
god i fucking love these episodes my dudes
https://twitter.com/TeamVirtuspro/status/872569743328366592

>>179089774
faggot

cringe

>when the game is so shit retards have to bump it up from page 10
xd lmao

miss harvey kicked lmao!!!

harveyfag on suicide watch rn

>>179101373
well she is literally the oldest csgo ``pro'' player

>>179099095
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>>179104536
Rude

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>>179049973

>tfw no-mic fag too anxious to join random lobbies to complete this weeks operation thing

Why is valve forcing me to interact with people?

>>179086038
15 bullets, and then laser idiot
are you silver 1? or do you just not read patch notes

>>179108853
>no mic fag
dude just uninstall csgo holy fuck
i hate stupid faggots like you who join comp games, and then think you're stupid ass is perfectly fine typing in chat callouts rather than actually saying them

legit kill yourself

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>>179111152
>dude just uninstall csgo
Force me to it m8

Nothing is going to stop me from joined your matches and typing "they are rushing B lol"

lmao@u

>>179111152
Like you need callouts in valve mm lmao look at your map ahhahaha

>Start calling some guy daddy in comp
>He adds me later and starts orbiting me
wtf

>>179111887
lmfao.............................

tfw no grunge gf

>tfw no daddy to play csgo with

>tfw headshot with deagle first round on dust2 as T from base

most epic feel

>accidentally knife tm
>banned for too much team damage

10/10

>>179092116
>finalist of the last event shouldn't be invited because I'm autistic
lmao

>>179077008
>No prime 4 u
>legitimately being a data mining cuck
>falling for the mythical Source 2 meme
Sad!

>>179120262
sorry dude thought it was esea

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>>179049973
Do you guys remember when JW was /ourguy/ and "Savior of skines" before NiP paid CSGO devs to nerf KennyS and JW's aggressive AWP?

Do you guys remember how online tournaments were more frequent and basically every day you could bet skins against a tier 1 team and talk shit on /csgog/ as you watched some underdog beating them?

Do you remember the sway posts trying to make people bet on tier 1 teams with standins?

Bring back csgo lounge.

>>179122775
>he didn't look at the update notes
The panorama UI is for the source engine port.

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>>179123472
Remember that time m0e said he was going to throw on stream and then he actually did it on 90:10 odds that same day

>>179123472
Aggressive awp was kinda retarded though. Riflers had no chance of getting a kill if you can peek with full speed.

It's currently perfect as is.

c9 aren't going to qualify for the major qualifier

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RIPPPPPP AIMTUX B2 LOL CY@ NERDS

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>specifically wait until after 2am on weekdays to solo queue
>always get teams full of females and children

>>179130708
>expecting to not get kids at 2 am when it's literally summer break
got bad news for you dude

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Is Aimtux detected now or what?

>>179131352
I didn't know it was summer break. I'm a shutin NEET in my late 20s.

>>179131476

Yes it is, VAC is more aggressive server side now. Since AimTux is open source its pretty easily detected. You'll get VACd for it.

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Csgo needs to make a 1v1 ranked mode sick of boosted animals in my games

>tfw retards are buying my useless skins on op skins
Why the fuck would anyone pay for a field tested m4 decimator

>>179138225
>t. Mad your cheats couldn't make you automatically win every game

Why do you even play?

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You kids like leafy right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivy_JWdxpzY

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/872781051093016577
is he dare i say it, /ourguy/?

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Bros please donate trash. Ill accept anything.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/_portqwerty1000

>>179063723
valve banned 1% of steam's userbase the other day

>>179140628
sent :^)

>mm
>teammates trolling/smurfing
>all buy negevs
>do dumb shit
>i'm trying to win
>they're all actually good so whatever
>they walk in front of me while awping
>repeatedly
>final round
>3 of the enemy team got kicked for TKing
>I can win this
>do a single bullet of damage to a teammate
>kicked and banned from mm for 30 minutes
fuck my life

>>179139237
upgrade contracts

>>179123959
/ouguy/ m0e is streaming right now mah dudes

>>179141909
Fair enough if you want some shitty high float bloodsport, but $12 for a shitty m4 is retarded, considering FN bloodsport is only like $80

>>179141827
You still get the win

>>179142328
the m4 decimator is a good skin

>>179142138
link senpai?

>>179142539
He's on twitch so I can't really link it easily be he's at twitch /m0e_tv

Unfortunately he's playing pubg right now, but he usually plays cs in like an hour.

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BLACKED

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im an autist and bought a shitty knife for my smurf someone give me a name for it please
bonuspoints for cute things

how many skins do you guys have bet on this comey trump match? what skin sites are offering odds on it?

>>179147674
Tekko-Chan

>>179147674
"My boyfriend bought this for me"

whats the deal with people talking about smurfs?? its like people think theres this thing called "good" and some people are naturally better than you or whatever and so its unfair for them to play with you. total load of shit, i quit this game a long time agoand i return to the same fools talking about smurfs.

if you play a lot you get better. if youre a little kid its hard to git good because your brain sucks. if you have a 5 year vet coin youre pretty much an ultra "smurf" but smurfs arent a real concern unless youre a shitter. dont even read the enemies names, dont pay attention. just play.

>>179147674
smurf is like part of meme culture. dont you have anything better to do than play with little kids and dabblers who think youre good because you check behind you and you listen for footsteps, and you use grenades and camp properly? smurfing is for attention.

>>179153695
We pretty much all have smurfs, except the anons in silver/nova on their mains.

I just boost my retarded friend now and again. He can't carry himself out of silver even if I win 3 games in a row for him. Otherwise I have no intention of playing with shitty people and steamrolled them, I do that in 1v1 servers anyway.

>>179154129
alright. it just pisses me off, i used to be eagle before the ranks changed, when i played every day.ifound the rank progression to be more grind based than skill based. i always did random ques so it was like flipping a coin,whether or not the team would be throwers or using sound or half retarded or not. it pisses me off that like every game little kids and teenagers are talking about how the other team has a smurf on it. like who gives a shit.

>>179154332
The game has degraded desu. Prime was a step in the right direction but the lack of proper VAC integration led to globals deliberately deranking and people losing to groups they really shouldn't have, like cheaters in nova being matched against dmgs and winning. Upward movement has been halted unless you're lucky enough to get proper skill based match ups again and again.

Stuff won't really be playable until the ranks get sorted. Until then, reddit babies will continue to rage and post everywhere. Smurfs being retarded in lower ranks isn't an issue if the cheaters are gone.

Why do cheaters think they are supreme/global?

My friend keeps buying new accounts and getting overwatch banned, and he gets mad when we play together that I get more kills versing difficult (Cheating) opponents.

>>179155212
you basically answered your own question

>>179155212
Cheaters must be gassed to be honest familia.

>>179160143
I ain't global though, and his accounts never last long enough for him to level up past LEM, he just says how bad it is, "a global getting carried by a DMG"

ya boi nahte is a cuck LMAO

https://twitter.com/kellysama_/status/872867817082822656

>>179164237
https://twitter.com/kellysama_/status/872579309533364227

>braggin about getting 3 kills in 15 rounds?

how do i make the same hud as the pgl stream?

>>179083328
Listen. Silvers never walk, you can hear them coming a mile off.

Also hold your angle, and don't walk around looking at the floor. Do that and you'll shit on most silvers and low golds.

SPUNJ is the best caster. Prove me wrong.

>shoot nerds
>they get mad
>all is well, etc
>watch a replay for the first time
>shots hit while aim is still completely off target
>really doesn't look like that to me while playing
>also i'm not cheating
what the fuck
do spectating teammates see it like that too, or not?

rng in a skill based game