/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

first for r.i.p aimtux

>>179017714
second for lol

weapons expert is pretty fun!

dropped a 25 bomb while winning 16-2 using a whole bunch of different weapons

>>179019830
i dropped an 30 bomb and lost 14-16

>>179019830
I can't wait to play weapons expert, I'm a gungame god. Wingman was too ez.

>>179017804
Suck it faggot cheaters.

The day of the vac rope is upon you. I can't wait to comb my recent players and friends lists.

DED GAME??????????????

>>179022190
SEETHING

fuck me dude, i wish i lived up north so i didn't have to play with south americans

like holy shit

>>179023934
you still get shitskinned south americans up north my dude

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>>179024197
WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN I GO TO ESCAPE SHIT PLAYERS? CANADA?

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>>179024525
get some friends

how delayed was the aimtux ban
I haven't used it in months, there's nothing on my profile but I don't feel like booting into linux to check

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>Day 2 of smurf life begins
>What maps will I play today?
>Maybe some office? who knows..

>>179024525
Straya.
We still get shit players, but at least most of them are white and speak english.

>>179025647
>non-prime LE 'smurf'
For what purpose? Globals derank their mains to LEM anyway so they don't have to play against cheaters.

>>179025740
>straya
>shit internet
there is no escape
kill me

>>179025986
Internet is fine if you live in a rich area, it's almost as good as base-level US internet.

t. 125 down, lmao 2.75 up.

>>179025952
Chill n shitting all over people who arnt smurfing

>>179025740
>but at least most of them are white
every time i queue up for mm i always get asians

>>179026120
You're likely just a cheater though. What's the point of shitting on people with software that plays for you?

>>179026178
Matchmaker picker anon. It's great.

damn my dudes 2 rank s games going on

Superconductor gloves or just save up for a Bowie sapphire?

>liking the bowie

>>179026534
he's not only a cheater, but a bloody shite one at that.

>>179028492
Oh, I meant cuntsman
I used to have a Bowie

Weapons expert must not take your matchmaking rank into account at all. Holy fuck these games are easy.

>>179030432
It's a casual gamemode, and smurfing is at all time low because people would rather level up their main for drops.

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>brought the pass when it came out
>wow war game modes are fun as hell
>even stop playing comp for a couple of days
>lots of work this week, spent sometime not playing
>get back
>no war games
>2v2 shit
I WANT MY FLYING SCOUTSMAN BACK

operation isnt profitable FUCK

>>179017804
What happened to aimtux?

>>179032134
Got detected

>>179032041

I made $8 off of it.

>>179032272
how

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>>179032174

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>>179032420
Go private baby

I need help finishing the missions pls Ill give you a kiss or something

this weeks mission is nice
>tfw shitting on silvers who force buy every round and then have no weapons to buy when they actually get some money

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Guys, help me name my knife.

>>179033838
Name them used butt plugs

>>179033838
1v1 on Rust kid

>>179033889
Too generic, I'm trying to get something that will make my team burst a lung while they spec me

Thinking nutella doughnut or something

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>>179034025
Eu main dome now

>>179034037
>>179033838
Shit Punchers
Crusty Demons
Blood is the best lube
Anal Smorgasbord

>>179034037
but you'll always be the one spectating them anon

>>179034773
Not now mum, I'm clutching

>>179034737
Butt Plugs | Bowel Coat
Butt Plugs | Fuccboi Special

>>179035073
Knife OP here, how about

Bad Dragon | Bowel Coat
Or
Butt Plugs | Anal Devastation

>It's another "valve takes gamemode ideas that were around in 1.6 and then turns them into complete dogshit and proceeds to add it to the new operation" episode

how many times are they going to rerun this episode?

what the fuck

weapons expert is basically competitive ?

the fuck is this shit

wheres the fun modes

>>179038346
i dunno my man, double exp from bo30 mode lets me grind my smurfs to prime level easily

>>179035543
Or Butt Plugs taste sensation/ chocolate delight

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who has a more attractive family, gares or hiko?

weapon expert is fucking garbage
how am i supposed to play if i cant buy deagle every round
fucking valve shitters

>>179035543
Thought up a few more
Turd Cutters
Elbows Deep
Pudding Punchers.

I like bowel coat as well.

What would make you cunts have a chuckle?

>weapon expert presented in a way that suggests that people are supposed to communicate like "hey man can you buy me x, i cant buy it anymore, i can buy you y"
>in reality its just bunch of silver trash force buying every round and not having any weapons all game

So valve fucked up yet again and now all guardian lobbies say "undefined" instead of listing which mission people want to do

LMAO