Stop right there, criminal scum edition
>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins (new D.Va skin, same Oni Genji skin)
Heroes of the Storm – Nexus Challenge 2.0
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
>Official Uprising event website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/
>When does the event end?
IT'S OVER BOIIIS
>Loot item checklist
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017
>Latest Comic
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
Previous thread: >>175836492
Widowmaker
>>175854767
>tfw
Fuck Blizzard and all the scrubs that work there
>change junkrats ultimate to anything but his garbage tire
>viable hero created
https://clyp.it/hgjoemvm
>>175854767
tfw your diamond game gets graced by a Zarya smurf
>>175855014
The tire needs to move at warp speed if it only has 100 health.
>>175855014
His ult is fine, it just needs a little more health.
He needs a way to fire his shots farther instead of being a close range hero like Blizzard thinks he should be.
I want to pump all my good stuff into Amari!
>>175855120
Increased projectile speed.
125 tire health. (150 was too much for shitters)
Post suffering
https://clyp.it/44wazjmc
https://clyp.it/ksz43dl2
>>175855163
>"You're powered up! Get in me!"
>>175855120
>He needs a way to fire his shots farther
Why? So he can start feeding Zarya all the way from the spawn?
>>175855014
How to actually fix Junkrat
1. Lower his splash radius
2. Lower his splash damage
3. Increase his projectile speed
There you go. Junkrat is now a skill-based hero who isn't dependent on spam and rewards direct impacts.
>>175855250
>Zarya exists so don't buff Junkrat
>>175855205
How is that suffering? They both sound pretty happy.
>>175855120
>trap is a close skill
>mine is a close skill
>passive is useless if you not in the middle of a tf
>why can't i fight across the map?
>>175855250
>nobody else ever feeds Zarya
I want this meme to end. When I play Junkrat I know well enough NOT to do that. I don't fucking spam chokes with grenades like an idiot either. Only the lowest tier Junkrats do this
So how many games with a friend do I have to play to get the d.va skin in this shitty game?
>>175855348
Shippers gonna ship, all the heroes got voice lines about fighting or being alone.
>>175855409
10. The first five can be done vs. AI but the rest need to be quick match.
>>175855348
Reaper sounds fine. He has always been an introvert. Jack sounds sad. Though Jack should be happy because he has Amari again .
>>175855250
>He's not good enough to bullseye a Zarya at fifty yards the moment her barrier ends.
>>175855334
>Faster projectile speed
>Lower damage and radius on rollers
>Higher damage and radius on directs
I like this.
>>175855371
>trap
>close skill
Basing a hero around "running in and getting killed" is a terrible idea. Junkrat is best when at higher elevations and hitting people indirectly
>Nerfing Soldier 76
>Leaving tanks and supports to still be the broken pieces of shit that they are
Blizzard is completely fucking incompetent.
>>175855409
None.
It's not worth it. The skin will become avaible from inside OW anyway and if you get it now you just show everyone you are willing to fall for jewish tricks to play one of the worst blizzard games yet.
>>175855376
It's easier for Junkrat to feed her though. Toning down Zarya in general would be a big help for him and the game itself.
>>175855376
Yeah, fine, fine, that's very good.
What did you plan to do with those longer range shots other than blindly firing into the distance giving Zarya all the time in the world to just gobble them up?
>>175855458
Shippers need to go back to tumblr where their retarded shit belongs.
>>175855475
Even the first five need to be with a friend vs AI? Thanks.
>>175855480
>tfw you'll never go on a quest for vengeance to find out what really happened to your old organization backed by your delicious brown waifu
>nerf Orisa's damage
>it was too high somehow
>Flankers and Pharah fuck her even harder
Then what the fuck is Roadhog's damage then?
Can someone please explain this shit to me.
About a month old but here's Kaplan talking about how they approach balance.
>>175855528
Zarya has been nerfed. 40 max charge per bubble and ten year cooldown on bubble is a big deal.
>>175855664
>your delicious brown waifu
Doomfist is not out yet and you already assuming Reapist? Shame.
>>175855065
>diamonds still feed Zarya
When does this meme end? Top 500?
>>175855537
Lots of things. If Junkrat outranges Zarya then it doesn't even matter if she does get charge, she'll quickly be disposed of once her barrier is down
>>175855718
It's really not as big an impact as you think. Zarya is still incredibly powerful.
Will this be able to keep a consistent 144 fps?
>>175854858
Officer voicelines:
>D.va, reporting in!
>You have the right to remain... oh.
>That was your last warning!
>You are going to get a parking ticket!
>Now authorized to use lethal force!
I'm also still laughing at the uprising lines, because she doesn't sound injured at all:
>I'm seriously injured... :(
>I'm very hurt over here! :(
>>175855789
What?
>>175855820
I'm not suggesting she isn't. Death star laser will always be insane. But there's not much else you could do to directly nerf her without making her hard to play. The bubbles have a very long cooldown for how short they last.
>>175855775
>that set
>>175855616
I agree, Chu should be fired and go back to r/asianmasculinity
>$400 processor
>$200 gpu
>absolute fucking bare minimum watt bronze psu for $40
cmon son
>>175855671
Jeff Kaplan is a cuck faggot
He has ruined any chances of this game ever being good by putting his fingers in his ears and going "LALALALA" to drown out suggestions to make this game BETTER and more skill oriented.
-Buff Offense and Defense heroes
-Nerf Tanks and Supports
-If a teammate uses an ult, for the next ten seconds if you or another ally use an ult the effectiveness of the ult is diminished, this stops scrubs from trying to steal games by stacking ults on top of each other to wipe the enemy team.
>>175855348
>They both sound pretty happy.
You know why this is funny? Any normal person hearing these lines would clearly hear sadness in them. It's normal. Neither line has any "happiness" in them.
But then, you have the immensely desperate fucks in this thread who get triggered at anything related to 76 and Reaper. The lines don't go together. Everyone got lines about being the last man standing in the brawl.
But just because these are particularly depressing, as their characters are, shippers will say otherwise because it "threatens" them. This is why normies hate you people. It's autism incarnate.
>>175855664
Feels bad man. She is an incredibly loyal waifu.
>>175855930
All Zarya needs is her DPS lowered slightly in my opinion. Even at 40 Charge she shits out damage like no one's business.
>%15 damage reduction for orisa
>just because they reduced the cd for her barrier that gets destroyed as soon as someone looks at it
>>175855839
That CPU is way overkill for that graphics card.
>>175856126
>tfw no Ana wife
>>175856143
I'd take less damage if I could shit out longer lasting barriers quicker. The bubbles have been nerfed so much as a way to limit the laser going full retard so quickly but now Zarya kinda sucks at actually shielding enemies from anything but rein charges due to their super short duration.
>>175856097
>is so retarded he calls a post that's shitting on a known shipper a shipper.
>>175855839
Yeah
>>175856304
I want a mei gf so much.
>>175854858
That D.Va isn't canon tho
>>175856304
>"Looks like I've got to science the heck out of this."
Fug so no follow up comic after Uprising?
>>175855839
Maybe, if you lower the settings, but I wouldn't bet on CONSISTENT framerate at 144.
Your CPU and GPU also seem mismatched. If you are buying everything new, why did you choose those?
>>175856513
Is there any mercy/tracer uprising stuff yet
>>175856386
If this isn't the most Reddit fucking voice line in the game I don't know what is
>>175856292
>You will never be Tracer and sneak into the female locker room and watch her shower
>>175856591
Why would Tracer have to sneak into a female locker room?
>>175856350
It's not shitting on anyone. It's just autistic. Neither of those lines are happy. The saddest thing is you believe it too.
how do I play hacker girl?
her accent is really cute
>>175856543
Lowest settings 75 render scale. Also what do you mean by mismatched?
>>175856591
Do you think Tracer schlicked to the thought of Ana giving her hands-on training.
>>175856591
>sneak into female locker room
>as a female
????
>>175856557
Mercy loves little Tracer.
>>175856557
Yeah.
>>175856386
That line was shitty In that Reddit cunt fuck faggot cakeboy movie and its shitty in Overwatch.
>>175855775
>>175855943
link pls
>Be a subpar hero
>Have your main form of attack nerfed in an attempt to shoehorn you more into a shitty Reinhardt
Just put her to sleep.
>>175856440
Overwatch saves the day but gets in trouble because they weren't supposed to be there and Emily is one of the hostages or Tracer somehow meets her during the mission. There's your follow-up story.
>>175856582
>le eppyq reddit boogeyman!
>>175855163
2lewd
>>175856674
>UNCLOAKS LOUDLY
>BEAN HERE ALL ALONG
>JAJAJA
>*FIRES LOUD SMG, GUST OF WIND STOPS HACKING ATTEMPT*
>>175856674
move around, take different paths, hack all the health kits, kill people on low health, hack tanks
>>175856440
HAVE FAITH
THERE IS STILL TIME TODAY
AND THERE IS STILL TOMORROW
HAVE FAITH
>play Rein/Winston/Dva
>no one ever follows you on your charge
Feels good when a huge function of tank heroes is unusable because no one knows how to push, huh?
>>175856746
>be shit Hero
>get nerfed
Sounds like Blizzard alright.
why am I so much worse at mccree than soldier
like it's insane how much I miss
>enemies falling off the map scream on your radio
Is this a glitch?
>>175856831
>GUST OF WIND STOPS HACKING ATTEMPT*
Honestly I really don't understand what stops hacking, because it happens so randomly.
>>175856831
>Not removing that little mobility delay at the start and finish of cloaking
What a terrible, clunky mechanic. It's fucking stealth sprinting. Why does it feel like a gasoline scooter?
>>175856682
Your CPU is pricey but the GPU is mediocre. Obviously the latter is easier to upgrade/replace, but if that ISN'T your plan, it would IMO make more sense to get a mediocre/passable CPU and a high-end GPU.
>>175856653
>>175856698
Amari and Morrison had a no faggots in the locker room policy. If they did they would have to be zapped by the Pence-O-Tron-4070 MK2
>>175856726
What are your views onfuta?
>>175856975
25 chances to hit vs 6 chances to hit
>>175856975
because Soldier has spread, and his damage is currently pretty high so missing isn't so big a deal. with mccree if you can't aim you can't do anything. Blizzard really needs to find a way to balance these two, because they are constantly competing for the same roll on a team.
>>175856938
>tfw you play Winston and randomly find a Tracer that knows how to dive along side you
You just fucking decimate the back line and it feels amazing
>>175856993
Spread is more forgiving than perfect accuracy.
>playing PTR
>people are actually saying Orisa's damage nerf and 8-second barrier cooldown have made her far more viable than ever before
How does being able to drop it every 8 seconds fix her huge hitbox, huge headbox, lack of movement, shit damage with a projectile weapon that has huge spread, low health, small immobile barrier, and utter inability to deal with flankers? Every time I point this out all they say is "LOL fuk u!".
>>175856975
Because Soldier is for literal babies whereas McCree actually requires you to aim
>>175857002
taking damage, leaving range.
>>175857040
>>175857158https://tmblr.co/Zy2rve2IS6vx5
>>175857113
10/10
>>175857145
Being for literal babies seems to be working out for him because he's so much more versatile than McCree and is still better than him in every way.
>>175857251
Yup, just like McCree was better than Soldier in literally every way pre-buff. Soldier's versatility did not save his dogshit damage output.
What's that site that let's you see whether you have Grandmaster or Bronze aim and stuff like that?
>>175857251
Thats my point, its impossible to be bad with Soldier, thus he is for babies. If a Soldier baby plays McCree they wont hit anything and they'll die constantly
>>175857210
Much obliged.
>>175857150
So explain why so often it stops when a target is sitting still, I remain at full health, and I have to try hacking like three times, only to fail because another enemy pops around the corner and one shots my face.
I have all sorts of stories like this from playing mystery heroes, I don't take damage, I sit inside their asshole, and the hack fails for zero reason.
>>175857304
>>175857324
>-1 point of damage on soldier bullets
Will this change anything meaningfully?
>>175857040
fags
>>175857434
That's extra 1 shot to kill most characters.
>>175856682
I have an i5-6600k and a GTX 980. At high settings 100% render scale, I get 130-144fps (capped) but my CPU usage is never over 75%. You need GPU more than CPU in overwatch.
Please let there be a Junkrat legendary skin in the next event and maybe Lucio too.
>>175855839
>amd
>>175857434
Its 25 less damage per magazine, so no not really. He'll still rip through tanks like butter
>>175857434
More almost kills in situations where they would have been kills.
>>175857434
He went from unused to must pick with +3. Also, it now takes an extra shot to kill. So yes, it will be meaningful.
>>175857542
fix their voice lines reeeee
I want to cum inside d.va's mech
>>175855524
Start using junkrat and bastion
>>175855014
lrn2 positioning
If you use his ult while hidden on a platform directly above the enemy team, it's uncounterable
i will never get tired of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5HnlzcUYo
>>175857371
you're either taking damage, you're moving too far away from the target (though the hack does continue for half a second longer, kind of like Symmetra's microwave beam, or they're not in the center quarter of your screen (kind of like the ring you see when you use 76's ult) or you simply lose line of sight.
>>175856674
Hack all tanks, Genji, Tracer, Mei, Ana and Mercy. Don't bother hacking the rest. Aim your gun at people's throats and get gud at tracking. Use your passive and mobility to jump on weak targets. Never get into 1v1s. Don't play her like Tracer, Sombra can get into vertical spots that Genji, Hanzo, Widow, Winston and D.va can but faster.
>>175857713
Sorry to report but that interaction itself was actually a bug and the lines aren't meant to be played together as a whole interaction.
>>175857781
>Bastion
>The immobile turret character
>Existing
>In the same game where call of duty can sprint anywhere on the map, shoot you twice 30 meters away, and finish you with a light speed projectile rocket for a billion damage
>>175857909
he can't even get headshots on someone standing still, what the fuck.
Do you think Blizzard is ever going to do the "third hit" effect thing that Riot does with so many champs in League of Legends?
>After hitting an enemy twice, the third hit will deal a fuckton bonus damage!TF2 did this first, actually. With the third consecutive hit of the Engineer's gunslinger arm being a guaranteed crit.
>>175857828
Junkrat has a loud as fuck announcement seconds before his tire is used. It also has an absurdly loud ambient noise in case the retards on the other team didn't hear him accounce his ult. Riptire needs a rework for sure.
>>175857781
>use bastion
>implying it isn't just a giant square ult battery for S76 to peek and leftclick at
>>175858137
Only for McCree and Junkrat
>>175857434
It will make him less fun to play because no more 5 HS kill
Attack Torb is the one true path
>>175858137
If they had kept their talent system I could've seen something like that for McCree
>>175858198
They won't know exactly where it's coming from and they'll start looking around and 0.2 seconds later it explodes on their head which is not long enough to destroy the tire even with 100% accuracy
Reminder that you can enter the quake champions beta test right fucking now you fucking normiewatch shitters kys
>>175858284
>defense heroes better on attack
>offense heroes better on defense
Why is Blizzard fucking retarded
>>175855334
Nope, just allow him to charge his shots so he can fire over stuff easier, lower the cool down on his mine, and give him a faster reload.
>absolutely crushing it as McCree
>Usually 30+ kills in the average game
>60+ in longer drawn out matches
>Never in a billion hours get more than a double kill with High Noon
One day, the stars will align.
Here's how you fix riptire
It now has 600 armour 0 HP, and loses 1 damage for every armour it loses
>>175858284
Aggressive attack torb is viable in several KOTH maps tho
>>175857716
I'll cum inside Dva inside her mech.
>her teammates's faces when the mech's window fogs up and its hydraulics start rattling
>>175857917
None of those happen in any of the cases I am irritated about.
I understand the range, damage, and LOS limitations, but the great majority of my hack failures have literally no reason to happen.
>>175857713
Been out for some weeks, what lines?
Dance emotes fucking when?
Name some things that make you feel good while playing
>perfect hog alt click one shot some 200 health fool
>perfect solider helix killing someone
>blasting pharah out of the air as pharah
>>175855110
>>175855120
>keep buffing Genji's ultimate
>Dragonblade almost always turns a point and high chance of a teamwipe already
>Junkrat
>feeds healer ults
>his ult isn't worth 1/5th a healer ult
>this game
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it's shit
>>175858381
>defense heroes better on attack
This is only true for snipers.
>>175858457
well to my knowledge and testing those are the only four things in game that can stop a hack.
>>175858504
>perfect hog alt click one shot some 200 health fool
this makes me feel cheap and dirty if anything
>>175858396
High Noon needs to be fixed, its the most easily countered ult in the entire game. It also needs its name changed to High Noon and not "Deadeye" because nobody actually calls it Deadeye.
>>175858396
Sounds to me like you're a scrub who doesn't coordinate with your tanks or mei or some other CC ult so the enemies are defenseless as you high noon the whole team
>>175858492
Anon is probably talking about their keep the skies clear interaction. It's been bugged since last summer even though Chu said it was going to be fixed multiple times.
>>175858496
6 matches down in that game so far, 4 to go for #bluelivesmatter
I hate this "with a friend" requirement
>>175857128
I don't see how her damage nerf helps Orisa in anyway. My question is WHY? I can't understand how spamming her shield is in any form a buff when on live Orisa's shield cd isn't an issue. At least Rein can swing his hammer, Orisa has nothing but a peashooter to defend herself with.
>>175858284
Too bad it's only QP but it's fun when it works.
>>175854858
>nerfing Orisa's damage
My sides, did anyone have trouble avoiding her slow ass projectiles? Like literally anyone, even tanks?
>>175856821
muh dik
>>175858560
>Deleting Reaper with a 250dmg rightclick headshot after he exits wraith form
>enough salt released to cover all of Ohio's roads all winter
>>175858792
Blizzard is shit at its own game so the answer is yes
>>175858381
>>175858516
Soldier is better on defense
Hanzo was offense in beta
No idea why Widowmaker is defense. She's only played on attack (except QP where whe is played everywhere because retards are retarded)
>>175855839
Yes, your GPU is good enough to handle it, and your CPU is over the top. Overwatch doesn't need much from your GPU but relies heavily on your CPU, this isn't the case for all games so don't expect to get the same frames across all games with a lopsided build like that. Not sure why you're getting such a good CPU with that GPU but it will do the job for Overwatch at least.
>>175857020
He'd need a higher end R5 / i5(as if), getting a high-end GPU would help with other games but his GPU is perfectly fine for Overwatch at low settings.
>>175857571
No, CPU is more important. All having such a good GPU is doing for you is allowing you to maintain those frames at higher settings. If you were to put all your settings to low you wouldn't get a huge FPS boost, this is because your CPU can't handle much more than what you're getting. For low settings a better CPU will always be the better choice for more frames.
>>175857607
Stop being retarded.
>>175858301
lol no, you can kill a tire the moment it comes around the corner if you listen for it.
>>175858814
I just get sad when I get killed as badreaper by goodreaper.
>>175858792
They're fucking retards.
>Lets buff her barrier cooldown!
>Nobody struggled with keeping the barrier up, this buff is just going to exacerbate Barrierwatch and lead into some new unholy meta
>>175857434
Nope, 1 point of damage being gone means fuck all when you can still piss them out without care.
>>175858870
I wonder what the highest ranked is on the dev team. Kaplan said he's mid plat but stops playing comp after about 50 games and just goes back to QP or arcade.
>>175858504
Kills with mercy.
Pushing someone off a cliff with lucio
When the faggot on the other team gets mad at my orisa and picks orisa.
>>175859115
>new meta
No, its the same meta. Orisa is still not viable and Reinhardt is still the only tank that has a barrier worth a damn
>>175858812
>tfw you'll never make little Pharahs
>>175858729
Having a ranged weapon that can be used while a barrier is up obviously means that Orisa is overpowered. Also nobody was complaining about her barrier cooldown so why not lower it a bit while ignoring all of the problems people have been talking about since she was released.
>>175859115
Personally I wouldn't mind the damage nerf if they increased the projectile speed or made her a hitscan like she should have been in the first place.
Also, if you right click when you are reloading, it will cancel the reload. This wouldn't be a big deal but her reload speed is like 2.5 seconds and her HALT is the only way she can get someone off of her.
I guess they don't like her and want this to go back to Reinhart + 1 tank watch.
>>175859257
moar!
>>175859257
She's getting too old. Was cuter as Pharah.
>>175858430
Torb is viable on all maps at all times in all modes
>>175858775
well done, continue on the true path my son
>>175859115
Her barrier is already totally inferior to Rein's as it's immobile. Plop it down in a slightly off position and your heals/dps die.
Her damage being nerfed without a change to projectile speed or spread makes her even more garbage than she already was.
>team throws a 2-0 lead in KOTH
I can't deal with this anymore
I've gone from 2750 to almost 2000
I'm getting golds in every single game, I'm playing the objective, I feel like I'm playing the best I can personally play. But I can't win. I really don't know what else I can do.
>>175859382
Okay.
>>175859472
Pedo pls go.
>>175859491
Post boipucci
I WANT A FOLLOW UP COMIC
Mercy is a whore.
>>175859635
but the uprising comic was fucking awful
>>175859635
she built genji to be the perfect sex machine didn't she? specifically for her
is there no way to filter out king of the hill?
want to play sombra but picking her on KoTH
feels shitty.
>>175859491
heal harder, slut
Need someone to do the Nexus challenge with me so I can get the D.Va skin. Never played Heroes, don't really care, but I want the skins and shit. Anybody interested?
Name is FuzzyThunder
>>175859635
I love this canon ship almost as much as Reyes x Morrison
SOMEONE POST THE SPRAY
>>175859715
I don't play healer all the time, only out of necessity. Which is a lot because people love to instantly lock DPS heroes.
>>175859485
It does have the advantage in that she can still attack when using it. But yeah, without a buff to the projectiles shes going to be even more worthless than before.
>Can't kill flankers
>Can't kill snipers
>Can't kill tanks
Her primary weapon is basically for show at this point.
>>175859550
i'm in love
>>175859115
>Nobody struggled with keeping the barrier up
Orisa's barrier only has 900 HP, it's barely stronger than Winston's and shatters in less than two seconds. Obviously the solution was to lover its cooldown so she can plop it down more often.
But that made her much too strong, so her damage needed to go.
*picks junkrat*
>>175859820
The cutest OW girl doesn't deserve such blatant daylight rape by Jeff and Geoff.
>>175859847
Travel to saudi arabia then.
I want a comic about Reinhardt dominating a qt young twink with a daddy fetish
>>175859491
Stop playing overwatch and play a game that actually rewards individual skill like quake
Quake champions beta is going right now and there are keys everywhere
>Give Phara extra, and larger wings
>Her hitbox is expanded
Fixed. HIRE ME, BLIZZARD.
>>175859987
Just write it yourself we all know who you are self inserting as.
>>175859820
Even the forum seems to overwhelmingly agree.
>>175859820
>Can't kill flankers
>Can't kill snipers
>Can't kill tanks
Neither can Reinhardt unless he gets a pin on Zarya in a 1v1 after she uses barrier.
what a fucking shit game
>>175859928
If your barrier is being destroyed almost every time you plant it down, you're placing it terribly. Stop just fucking throwing it in the middle of the enemy team, it's for covering corners, your backline heroes etc. so your supports and yourself can open fire in safety.
Buffing her barrier was fucking retarded.
Nerfing her damage was fucking retarded.
Not touching Fortify was FUCKING. RETARDED.
>in queue: 200 players ahead of you
>>175859697
>ANGELA, do your magic
>Or no more of this cyborg dick
>>175860119
>Reinhard cant do this unless he does it
How fucking stupid are you?
Anyone have leaked anniversary cosmetics yet?
>>175859787
itkf bro
>D.Va and Mei getting new skins in the next event
That's cool.
>>175860153
So we're agreed that Orisa is a shit tank who can't perform her function at any rank and level.
>>175860119
You're a shit reinhardt if you don't know when to drop your shield and hit people. There is a point in every fight where the enemy team is disrupted, your dps have gotten one or two picks, and you're completely free to clean up because you're all spread out and your healers can keep anyone who takes damage in this time topped up. Any time you don't have gold kills and damage you're playing rein wrong.
>>175860367
JUNKRAT AND SOMBRA WHEN
>>175859820
Orisa is good for suppressive fire.
The large amount of bullet and the fact that all the maps are hallways really whittles away at the enemy.
Also its really fun to just spam a genji with bullets, he can't do the block thing because orisas movement.
>>175860075
People seem to miss the point that the PTR isn't for community feedback on proposed balance changes. They upload a build to test it's stable and working before sending it to the live servers
>>175859976
ok bye
Anyone here who doesn't even play the game anymore? I like looking at lewd pics and shitposting more then actually playing.
>>175860447
That whole scene was winston vs widowmaker.avi
>>175859787
Become a zenyatta main. He does the most damage, and he has the hardest ult-denial ult in the game. The only ult zen doesn't counter 100% is mcree or dva.
>>175860404
Compared to the other choices you have she is worthless. Roadhog has pick potential, Reinhart is Reinhart, D.Va has mobility and "extra: lives due to her passive, and Zarya is queen bitch of the wombo combo.
The only thing Orisa has going for her is her HALT and Fortify, neither is good enough to take her over another character.
>>175860075
>Not posting the thread where everybody calls Geoff a lying cunt because he said the current PTR build was "just being tested and isn't final" despite 99% of builds people complained about going through and being promptly reverted after the community was right
The OW Forum is fucking PISSED
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754527722?page=1
What golden gun should I get next?
>tfw have McCree and Hog
>don't really even play McCree
>people expect me to be good when he comes up in 1v1
>>175860561
kek. Everything else is Genji or Winston vs Winston or Rein(Armor Titan)
>>175860462
kek, you're kidding me right? Suppression only works if the enemy team fears what might happen if they step out into the line of fire. Bastion can suppress, orisa can tickle them for 20-30 damage if shes lucky.
>>175860447
Sombra is probably getting one too, she's got 5 items. Either a skin, or an emote. I'd think a skin is more likely.
>>175860689
>Actually buying those gaudy golden guns that only look good with a handful of skins
guys please leave the queue so i can log in
What would /owg/ think constitutes a legendary voice line?
What would make a legendary highlight intro?
>>175860437
>Any time you don't have gold kills and damage you're playing rein wrong.
lol no
>>175860689
Reaper
>>175860404
Pretty much and now Blizzard is making an already underused hero even worse. She even builds ult slower. Blizz devs probably stand completely still and die to her supposedly high damage gun.
>finally escape from gold
>think I'm free
>it only gets worse
>>175860075
There is literally no difference between owg and forums
I lost my first 5v6 today.
>>175860867
Gold McCree goes with every single one of his legendary skins as well as AmeriCree and Scrooge. Hog's goes well with Bajie, the shark skins, and Rudolph.
so anyone in EU able to play right now?
>>175860572
or junkrat
>>175861129
Seems like Battle Net died
Other games don't work too
>>175860928
A legendary highlight intro would probably feature more than one hero
>Reinhardt and Torb laughing and toasting after a hard-earned victory
>>175860928
Zenyatta's should be like a 15 minute philosophical monologue on the latest insights into the Simulated Universe hypothesis
>>175861023
elo hell applies to all ranks
>>175861229
>tfw no 1000 coin highlight intro with the original Overwatch crew
>>175860462
Suppressive fire only works when there's a reason to fear it. Bastion can do it because he's a minigun who spits out damage like a redneck spits chew. Orisa's projectiles are too slow and weak to make anyone be afraid of it unless they're sitting on her gun.
>Genji fearing Orisa ever
He's her best hard counter.
>>175861129
I couldn't get into HOTS and today's my lasty change to get DVa skin.
Fuckig hell
>>175861129
yeah jeff apparently tripped over the eu cable
Imagination is the essence of discovery.
>>175860928
>Legendary Highlight - McCree
>Everyone on the enemy team is lined up in like the victory screen but they're all holding their guns or such
>They all take a bullet to the head and the camera whips around to McCree blowing smoke off his gun
>Legendary Voice line - McCree
>Ding Ding, scoundrels!
>Legendary D.Va
>She shoots down a mob from world of warcraft or something
>She levels up and the level up sound and animation from WoW is played(if there is one, I never played)
>>175861023
Do not think diamond is any better
>>175861050
>>175861229
>Reinhardt and Zarya just striking poses at one another
how does mercy's fly work? sometime it flys far for me and sometime it fly short af
Rate
>>175861023
untill you reach master you are basically in bronze, never expect anything more than a bronze player to be on your team.
>>175861676
Pres L-shift she fly
>Player Grabbed My IP, Harassed Me IRL For Playing Hanzo...
KEK
which one of you was it
>>175861760
>being able to find someone in real life froim IP
Lying faggot
>>175861514
>Tracer and Winston doing something cute together
>Junkrat pranking Roadhog which causes Roadhog to punch him in slow motion
>>175861676
You fly to your teammate, doofus.
There's an option in her hero settings that makes her either continue flying only so long as you hold the button, or propell you to the target once you press it without you being able to interrupt it.
>>175861676
it depends on how long you hold shift
sometimes i dont hear the enemy ult at all and got rekt. is this a bug or what.
>>175861838
>>175861514
>>175861229
>Pharah is posing for the camera, looking tough and professional, then Ana comes in, gives her her helmet and kisses her on the cheek while Pharah blushes
>>175862153
you are going deaf
>>175862180
>McCree and Sombra drinking shots of tequila together
>Entire bnet is down
>Blizzard sends me this at this very moment
>>175862180
>Genji and Hanzo putting aside their past and teaming up to fight Shimada Oni Omnics
>>175862153
check your internet line, the ult voice lines goes over a different TCP/IP port, this port might be congested
Anyone else pretend they are eating Widowmakers ass when they eat something blueberry flavored???
>>175862404
I live in anonymous proxy too!
>Mercy healing people off-screen
>Drops the staff and picks up a wrench to "heal" one of the robotic heroes
EU is back
>>175861495
lol diamond is better, it's elo heaven
>victory, get 36 SR
>Defeat, lose 15 SR
does this mean I'm under ranked?
>>175862562
I had a blueberry popsicle and thought of something similar haha
Anyone else think that Blackwatch Genji is ugly?
>>175861681
prepare something for the upcoming reinhardt nerf
>>175862714
No it means you're not playing a support
>>175862714
It means you play better than your average wathever character you used in that rating.
>>175862473
>Symmetra laying down a teleporter and Reinhardt charging out of it
Please post the cutest Tracers you have.
>>175862826
Here you go
>>175862779
Yes.
He looks like he jumped off from the operation table mid-surgey and ran to the battlefield in a hurry.
It's crude and disturbing.
But I gues that is the point of the skin. In that regard, it does what it aims for I guess.
>>175862812
It actually continues to adjust points based on overall skill instead of wins or losses once placement ends?
There's new voice lines. I know Orisa has one and I heard some of the other characters saying new things during matches.
>>175862798
His ult changes are all that'll happen to him. Jeff made it clear they don't know how to nerf him
>>175860786
>>175861378
>Muh literal everything meaning
No you faggots i obviously don't mean that the people jump out of their chairs. I mean that she can fire a shitton of bullets, whittling the enemy down at any range.
>Genji hard counter
Lol
>>175862779
All of the genji skins absolutely suck. Oni is the least shit by a wide margin. Blackwatch is a pretty decent metal gear rising reference though.
>>175862826
>>175862779
it really does suck. only good uprising skins are mercy and arguably mccree for the gun.
>>175862895
No need to be so rude, anon. I said please.
>>175862779
Yeah, it was one of the skins I didn't really care about
>>175862932
Pretty sure it does. Placement wins means fucking nothing.
>when you pull a mad flank with zen
>>175862938
Make maps that aren't choke after choke.
>>175862826
>>175862662
>pick anything off meta
>dps goes autims mod
>widowmaker is here
>"pls report offmeta, how dare he deny holy 2-2-2"
>-40sr
>every diamond dps is a grandmaster stuck with a shitty healers
>elo heaven in bloom
>>175863080
>play zen
>can't hit any hero except roadhog and winston
I should just stick to playing heroes that don't have to aim
>>175862938
buff sombra by making her quite
>>175863107
puffy
>>175863080
>when you die because your healer was out there with genji
>>175862826
>>175863051
I did. The cutest Tracer is no Tracer at all.
>>175863194
Weird thing is I suck at hitscan but can do weird shit with projectile heroes.
>>175862826
>>175863080
>deal 2 or 3 final blows as zen
>someone on mic "gj team"
>>175863084
Players wouldn't be able to function in maps that aren't straight lines.
>>175859752
Yeah sure
>>175863342
It's a different skillset required. You need to think in 3D space and do SIMPLE GEOMETRY to git gud with projectile heroes like Pharah, it's less to do with twitch ability.
>>175863338
You're bad. Tracer is cute.
>>175862826YEAH
>>175863521
Guess spending all my youth playing quake paid off.
>>175863239
https://strawpoll.com/9bazarg
It's time to find out how far owg would go with her.
>>175862938
>overstatted tank
guys we don't know who/how to nerf okay? It's hard stop criticizing us!
>>175863738
Pretty much yeah
>tfw you'll never be able to hang with Quake players
https://youtu.be/cPdl5J5nw4c
ANIMATION CANCELING IS BACK ON THE MENU!
who /genji/ here?
I want to have intimate, passionate and lustful hetero sex with Tracer.
>>175863831
LITTLE BROWN GIRLS ARE THE BEST
>>175863831
>no loli anal
wtf I hate strawpoll now
So people decided that Tracer and Widowmaker were lesbian lovers because they appeared in a video together?
https://plays.tv/s/LFhof4sZu1FR
>>175863831
>Michael Chu expects me to believe Mercy passed up young Jesse McCree for a small asian runt
LMAO
>>175864013
Yep
If lucio is not black and the voice actor is not a cam whore I would main him
>>175863831
>>175864013
Yeah
>>175863907
Every fucking patch brings some tiny buff to Genji. Every. Fucking. Patch.
Even when they nerf him they give him something like with extra swing with ping issue.
>>175863897
go play QC
even if you just get killed over and over you'll develop crazy skills and carry them back to Overwatch
>>175864080
so are all fags retarded, or just the ones that play this game?
>>175863831
You missed out best hole shame on you
>>175864013
No because tracer was confirmed to love pussy and her animated short was focused on widowmaker
Guys how do you do it? How do you go on? Knowing you will N E V E R E V E R cum in officer Dva
>>175862736
>>175862689
>>175862562
>not buying Enteman's Blueberry Mini Muffins and tonguing the blueberry in the center of the muffin pretending its her nipples
Niggas, you gay?
>>175864292
VR will definitely progress in our lifetime enough to make every waifu real
>>175863907
>Shimada Bros both get unwanted buffs
>Orisa gets worse
DEFEND THIS
heh
>>175863918
ok
>>175864281
That was Widowmaker's short featuring Tracer
>>175864307
Oh fug, heading to the store now. Please don't shame me for not doing it earlier
>>175863831
>>175864092
STOP
>>175858509
>keep buffing Genji's ultimate
>all they did was fucking fix it not registering for no reason
>fixing a bug = buffing in a shitter's mind
>>175855334
>how to actually fix Junkrat
>nerf him and then compensate for the nerf, leaving him exactly where he is
/vg/ is shittier at balancing than OW forums.
>>175864092
>that unclothed version
>>175859160
>tfw i'm a Kaplan player
>>175864451
>just found it
Guess I gotta jack off now.
>>175864386
Does that Tracer have a dick?
>>175864383
Look some heroes are born to be successful
Some not
>>175854858
What event is coming up next? Summer stuff?
>tfw you thought you were being healed by lucio so you played a bit more aggressively but lucio was dead and the aura thing was coming from his corpse and not actually doing anything
>>175858381
A good defense is a good offense
A good offense is a good defense
>>175864386
Speaking of primal rage, isn't the moon a 24/7 mosh pit of angry gorillas? Are they gonna do anything with that?
>>175864601
>he says while posting hanzo
torbjorn should be fucking banned from ctf
>>175864605
There will be something before then.
>>175864386
LINK SOURCE
That looks like some top tier shit
>>175864404
if you seriously don't buy those mini muffins at the store im going to be very upset.
literally the size of an aereola and the blueberry in the center actually pops out like a nipple
mix that with french asmr and you'll cum buckets
n-not that i would know or anything
>>175864724
lurk more
>>175864705
*shots scatter arrow under your legs killing you instantly
>>175863918
Cease your intentions.
>>175864832
I stopped watching overwatch r34 channels because 95% of it is barely fappable trash
>>175864728
>>175864635
>Lucio's on the other side of the wall
>Hang around the circle
>Wonder why it's not moving
>It's because he's deeeaaaddd
>>175864912
you msade the right choice.
>>175864728
*BRRAAWWPP*
>3v3
>round 5
>we kill two heroes and it's only their mercy
>im sitting around while i wait for my roadhog and mercy to clean up
>they both die to the solo mercy
>stand up
>walk to where their mercy is
>headshot
>mfw
>>175864583
no, shes plunging a banana into her puss
>>175864683
yes
>>175862814
>>175862473
>>175862180
>>175861838
>>175861514
>>175861229
Fuck, these are great.
>>175864147
High skill high reward faggot
>>175865036
>no, shes plunging a banana into her puss
no dick
G A Y
>>175864768
i read that as mix that with some french ass and you'll cum buckets
not having sex in 5yrs really fucks with your brain
>>175860928
>What would make a legendary highlight intro?
Honestly, I'm surprised they dont have achievement specific highlights. Like Say Roadhog getting Lifesaver has Roadhog body blocking shots before returning fire, or something.
>>175858381
junkrat and torbjorn aren't good anywhere
what are they saying /vg/
>>175865203
sorry
here, have this instead
you should be able to find the original
>>175862826
how long do i got to get the police dva skin?
>Every PTR match is just both teams complaining that Orisa is now both useless AND obnoxious
Well done, Blizzard. You made a hero shit and annoying at the same time.
>>175863907
Oh. That's gotta get patched real soon. Why the fuck would they buff one of Orisa's greater counter all while nerfing her ability to protect herself from him is compete ninsmes
>>175856762
>Defending leddit
>ever
>>/out/
>tfw don't notice orisa's PTR changes because she was shit to begin with
What is the /owg/ opinion on McCree? Seems like every game I'm in, my team whines for me to pick someone else, which turns into the enemy team whining that he is OP?
Apparently a Rocket Girl and Mercy are a really strong, op combo? But I seem to not have any trouble?
To me he seems really easy and strong, he does seem to take more Skill than Call of Duty man? Maybe that's why?
>>175865262
>it's been 4 years since I had sex
Time flies. My hand does a better job anyway.
>>175861229
>Zenyatta training Genji by pelting him with rocks
>Reinhardt balancing Torbjorn on his hammer
>Winston curing Tracer by electrocuting her to death
>Roadhog hooking a pig and Junkrat cooking it with an explosive
>Widowmaker splitting Hanzo's arrows by shooting them as they fly at her
http://www.strawpoll.me/12894881
>>175865770
He is good if you have good aim
Bad otherwise
Soldier is more forgiving in this aspect
>>175865534
Welcome to barrier watch. Instead of nerfing Phara we just lower cooldowns on the barriers, giving her more shit to shoot around.
Making Orisa a hitscan would fix so many problems, we would finally have a tank who is a good counter to Phara, Orisa's damage could be more easily tweaked based on range.
Instead we get these retarded six degrees of separation "fixes" that just make bad characters worse.
>>175856762
You sure showed him :)
Have some gold
and an upvote
>>175865746
I've noticed them, it's done the exact opposite of what everybody wanted Orisa to be. It's turned her into shit Reinhardt. Just constant spamming of barriers as it gets whittled down by the focus fire from the enemy Orisa
>>175865770
If you've got the aim you can do great as McCree. 76 is just easier to be effective with and he's better against barriers
>>175865893
>Winston curing Tracer by electrocuting her to death
Why is everyone so obsessed with Mike Pence and electrocuting people?
>>175865534
She's annoying on defense in chokes but absolute trash when dived or attacking
>>175865770
people always assume that if you pick a high skill hero (tracer, mccree, genji) that you are shit with them and they rather you go soldier
you have to prove them wrong or suck it up and switch
>Overwatch channels
>Find out someone datamined shit from the PTR update
>Make 10 minute video
>1 minute talks about datamines and how there's nothing concrete
>9 minutes of speculation and wants
>>175866027
Because homosexuals are obnoxious and I would rather have them dead than alive in the majority of instances regarding them.
>>175866027
it's one of the few current political jokes that doesn't trigger the underlying /pol/ on this entire website
>>175865397
>w-wait, i think i left the keys in my mech!
>shut the fuck up
>>175865770
Anything mcree can do, 76 can do better
Except kill tracer
>>175866027
I find them funny because of how ridiculous the concept. "Curing" gays thought negative reinforcement is dumb, the person is still gay, you scared them enough to not act on it
>>175866129
Edgy
>>175866027
/owg/ being full of fujoshit cows posting fag shit 24/7 doesn't help
>>175865812
wanna fuck?
>>175866027
because faggots and faggot lovers deserve to be killed.
>>175860928
>legendary voice line
>cumming noises
>>175866409
This
>>175866416
>>175866346
are you a girl(non-male[has vagina])?
>>175866416
So yes, Fareeha is pure.
>>175860928
Legendary voicelines should be amplified and very hammy.
>>175866515
>normal proportioned Roadhog
Wonder what porn scene he traced that from.
Anyone else having problems with iqdb?
>>175866585
pure and hated
>>175866527_____no___
>>175866639
>COME OUT YOU BASTARDS! I'LL FIGHT THE LOT OF YOU!
>>175866515
>fake looking cowtits on Pharah
delet
>>175866679
>hating Pharah
Literally impossible.
>>175866346
I do. What's your AIM?
>>175860928
Legendary voice line:
https://youtu.be/wkwK7Qqdig0?t=14s
>>175866685
do you know any non-male females?
asking for a friend, haha
>>175866746
I hate how she shuts down junkrat and reaper but thats just BBUUUUUUUURRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>175864973
Auschwitzed
>>175857113
>>175866785
Every fucking time
>>175866746
Stop posting cute Pharahs
b-best c-couple
a-amirite?
>>175866994
No.
Blackwatch Genji sounds angrier when he dashes.
>>175866994
Did mei cryofreeze her self 20 years into the future again
>>175866785
>HWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFEKFLJVNWEKJNVFKJWENNVKJNEKJvKJbgs khe
>Now you have my attention
>>175866785
>our rein shield breaks
>get slept
>get hooked
>our rein charges their hog away before he can one-shot me
>their rein charges in response
>get pinned
>our hog hooks their rein away just before i hit wall
>>175866945
no
>>175866785
I don't get this one thing, that video is from his own perspective, was he streaming during that and someone just clipped the whole thing? If not, why would he himself upload this?
I finally did it. I FINALLY GOT OUT ofsilver
>>175867136
He was streaming accidentally. That's why its also even funnier. He has no idea he was streaming.
>>175867194
God job and in a day or two, welcome back.
>>175867136
He apparently forgot he was streaming or accidentally hit "start stream" hotkey earlier or something
>>175867194
Gold is worse. Enjoy one tricks with over 500 hours in their character but stuck in gold so they tilt and troll all game.
>>175866994
Mercy and Hog are a better couple.
>>175867194
Down into Bronze, eh? What's it like?
>>175867129
Where were the Zenyattas to tell them violence is not the answer?
Why can't we buff all characters instead?
Why do we have to reduce the average TTK and make it more like a Moba where you spam at shields until you build ult then press Q before yhe other team to win?
>>175865440
>trapfuta.com
>trap futa
>>175867258
>>175867254
>>175859943
This.
Other owerwatch females just cannot compete against the raw sexual appeal of orisa.
>>175866945
Never.
>>175867031
Makes sense I guess. He is in 1.4 billion dead Shimadas mode
>>175866342
As opposed to the constant posting of Tracer/Widow and Pharah/Mercy lesbian shit 24/7, but I guess homosexuality is okay when it's homo shit you like, right hypocrit?
And now we have pedoshit being posted constantly as well.
>>175866785
>You were just standing there
>guy explodes
Top kek everytime
>>175866785
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT?yeah
>76: You know.. I still owe you for saving my life that one time..
>Ana: hah that one time? You mean Egypt? Or that time in Russia? Or Brazil?
BRAZIL MAP WHEN?
also is this foreshadowing when 76 gets to save Ana's life?
>>175856382
I fucking love how people somehow think that "Police" is somehow slang for evil. One of Winston's skins is him as a white-furred yeti, but is anyone complaining that it counts as white-washing?
>>175867482
You can't save somebody from old age
>>175867384
>Orisa will never wildly ride into your cock with an animalistic fervor
>>175867482
a normal map, at least
people tend to forget about Estádio das Rãs
>>175867494
because winstons a fucking gorilla you retardf
>>175867482
Dorado is in Brazil retard
>>175867416
All shipping shit is done by fujoshits
>>175866994
>Be Pharah main
>Afraid that artwork was Junkrat raping the most delicious of the brown girls
>It was actually Mei
Okay carry on.
>>175867762
One of the best things about being a pharah main is not really suffering the Mei PTSD everyone else gets
She's just another prey.The most dangerous meis are the ones on your team
will quake champions improve my aim in this game, if i use the same sensitivity?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12895070
PLEASE VOTE FOR THE WORST OVERWATCH HERO
THICC FOR ATTENTION GRABBING
>>175867657
He has black fur and he's a primate, which can be found in Africa. Don't underestimate the lengths people will go to get angry. They're apparently willing to think that DVa police is evil because some cops have done a bad.
Don't call me retarded. That's incredibly ableist, you spastic.
>start keeping track of whether or not I enjoyed a game, was mostly just frustrated/salty, or whether it was mixed
>do this for a few weeks
>turns out I only enjoy 56% of games
>haven't played in a few weeks since discovering this
I highly recommend doing this, it's very enlightening.
Im getting the "site cant be reached error" with iqdb anyone else having problems using it?
/hotsg/ here, stay the fuck out of our game you dumb fags.
We will be reporting any overgay player we see so they get their faggy skins removed.
>>175855526
>Jewish tricks
>costs zero dollars to play hots and obtain both skins
>will eventually cost money when released in OW because of muh sheckle boxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av7kocQfCq8
>soldier needs more nerfs
Thoughts?
>>175867494
I don't know what it's like in america, but a significant portion of australian police are known to be on criminal payrolls, dealing drugs themselves on the side, shit like that.
And then there's "good cops" who are scared as shit trying to do the best they can and they end up killing some totally random innocents
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/a-black-teen-was-shot-and-killed-by-police-near-dallas-his-death-has-just-been-ruled-a-homicide/ar-BBAznkZ?li=BBnbfcL
I'm a huge fan of judge dredd, the unrelenting justice that that character stands for, but in real life the easiest way to become a successful criminal is to join the police
>>175868081
Already got my skins HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH also your porn is nice
positioning, ult economy, aim, target priority, awareness, communication, game knowledge. What else is there that you can improve upon in this game.
>>175868189
play a better game
>>175868189
learning to accept defeat, learning to win gracefully, learn to filter toxicity, IP Flooding, and not too blow money ON FUCKING LOOTBOXES THAT GIVE YOU EVERYTHING BUT THE ITEM YOU WANT, anger management
>>175868189
shit talking your teammates
>>175868081
>game is so bad that Hotshit faggots have to come to /owg/ and bitch
Go back to your thread and shitty MOBA.
Does anyone want to post lewd D.Va with me?
>>175868189
realizing that it won't fill the tf2 void
results wiill be posted in 5 minutes, keep on voicing your opinions, fellow overwatchers!
>>175856382
Why does Tumblr have to put nigger lips on everything?
>>175868410
the world needs more pictures of D.Va getting JUNKED
>>175868081
yeah fuck off dude, the only reason why your game is still alive is because of these cross-promotions. you should be grateful that we're playing your dead game.
>>175862826
>>175868134
Man I love Stylosa, he's so moe. He's fucking stupid and normally wrong about everything, but his enthusiasm is infectious. I want to protect that smile.
>>175868134
Ladies and gentleman! Solider needs more nerfs, ladies and gentleman.
>>175868434
tf2 is shit though
>>175868410
stop right there criminal scum
>>175868450
because steven universe
>>175868081
>there's a general about that turd
>>175868482
Definitely. I would rather her get JUNKED than HOGGED.
>>175868482
>tfw I will never mindbreak D.va
>>175867750
>Mercy/Pharah and Tracer/Widow shipping constantly being pushed here
>"Hurr it's the fault of the man-lovers, they're pushing lesbian shit!"
Damn, you're an amazing retard.
>>175868537
Tf2 is probably the greatest game ever made
>>175868724
all homosexuals are gay, they're all faggots, along with anyone that supports them.
>>175868724
Only faggots don't like lesbians
>>175868134
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LET ME READ YOU PATCH NOTES I FOUND POSTED ON THE BLIZZARD FORUM LADIES ND GENTELEMEN THANK YOU FOR WATCHING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE GIVE ME ALL MY AD REVENUE MONEY
LADIES
AND
GENTLEMEN
IM BRITISH SO PEOPLE THINK IM SMART
>>175868572
These are personal pictures of MYSELF and I can do whatever I want with them!
>>175855796
it gets easier to get charge at higher SR because people actually hit targets and focus fire
>>175868796
>all homosexuals are gay
is Widowmaker a trap, futa or shemale?
ANNNNNNNNNNNNND Here are the results
>>175868796
>all homosexuals are gay
WHOA SHIT WHAT
>>175868517
>>175868536
He's right, though
1 damage reduction hardly makes a difference.
>>175863475
God bless you
>>175868789
>hat simulator and glorifed casino
>greatest game ever made
How it is even possible to have taste so shitty
>>175868796
>all homosexuals are gay, they're all faggots
Excuse me, but I say everyone in Overwatch is a faggot because it's about diversity and being equal.
>>175856591
>>175856692
Tracer was straight until she got so much gorilla dick that it made her hate penises
>>175868818
>complains about homosexuals pushing ships
>but only when it's man homo, is perfectly fine with woman homo
Hypocrite.
>>175868897
By virtue of the vote, YOU are the worst overwatch hero, I am referring to all of you guys who took part in the vote and posted in this thread, thanks for playing, see you next time
>>175868818
That's a myth straight people think about gays and lesbians. Really we're on the same side against straights, it's just that lesbians don't like to go clubbing and gays do, so there's not so much overlap
Anyways we won't rest until every Overwatch hero is canon gay
They will abandoned Detroit omnium factory map when?
>>175868134
I love him so much. Based Stylosa will be my husband one day.
>>175868896
She'swhatever you want her to be
Do you guys think Blizzard will add any more talking animal heroes?
Maybe some kind of anthropomorphic hero?
>>175869120
Who would build a robotics factory in fucking detroit
Everything inside the factory would get stolen before it was even built
Capture the Flag is the worst fucking thing I have ever played.
>>175869145I want futaWidow to pound my slutty ass
>>175869169
I'd rather have one of these
>>175868896
Based on the porn, yes.
>>175869051
Yes woman and men are not the same
Merging them doesn't have any sense
>>175868908
I wasn't criticising him just saying he's moe. I haven't watched the video.
>>175868896
She'svery cute.
>>175869145
a soul sucker...perfect
Why didn't Blizzard list the fact Mercy's res now shows in the killfeed?
>>175869192
>Implying Detroit won't just be a nuclear hole in the ground by 2050
>>175856713
I like little Tracer, post more of her
>>175869051
Yeah that's how it works, nobody likes shitdickers.
>>175868825
>IM BRITISH SO PEOPLE THINK IM SMART
Literally nobody thinks that. He's dumb as bricks but friendly and easy to listen to.
/owg/ poster power rankings:
>best
D.Va posters
>worst
Pharah posters
>okay, I guess
The rest
>>175869169
>Talon, tired of Winston constantly fucking up their missions, creates a genetically-modified Komodo dragon/human hybrid armed with a laser blade claw-weapon, frag grenade launcher, and Velocirpator-style claws on its feet that let it pounce on and gore enemies as a counter to him
>>175869463
Rudeness detected.
>>175869051
Lesbians are the most hetero thing that exists
>>175869381
>>175869463
y-you too
>>175869463
That's true brotha
>>175869051
That's because lesbians don't exist
It's just a bisexual expression of angst and rebellion
>>175869051
>men and women are exactly the same!
This is what makes you a faggot.
>>175868134
Kind of?
I think he and McCree need a rework since Soldier's effectiveness makes any other offensive hero that isn't based on retarded amounts of mobility (Read: ALL of the other offensive heroes) redundant.
He needs to be changed to accentuate some kind of utility or skill specifically instead of being able to do a little of everything.
>>175869463
>>worst
>Pharah posters
I'm convinced it's one person. Nobody likes Pharah really.
>>175869432
>nobody likes shitdickers
That's where ur wrong, buckarooni
>>175869669
I liked posting that triggered Pharah and telling people to delete their posts
>tfw ever since I started playing monkey as my 2nd character I've had so much more fun
He's the best, bullying the characters who are the biggest problem for my main is so satisfying.
>>175869595
>>175869283
>homosexuality means being attracted to the same sex
>somehow this definition is different between man-homo and woman-homo
>>175869432
So nobody likes guys who fuck women in the ass, either? Also, lesbians won't want your dick because they're not interested in men.
>>175869574
What about ugly lesbians?
They do exist
But I would consider them almost men.
Like they are close to manlets in sense that they are almost there but not quite yet
>>175869463
>>175869669
Pharah posters > S76/Reaper gayfuckfest fag posters
>>175869467
We Crash Bandicoot now
>>175869813
This is incorrect
>>175869813
thos
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY ONE FUCKING LOOTBOX FROM CAPTURE THE FLAG IF IT'S ALWAYS A DRAW
>>175869775
>it's all the same, that's why there aren't specific words to differentiate the two
This is how retarded you are.
>>175869565
>the best skin in the game is a free one that everybody has
Kind of ruined desu
>>175869467
>After Newtrilizer failed, Talon's top scientists went back to the drawing board. Realizing the Hammerhead Shark was the natural predator of the Silverback Gorilla, they genetically modified a Hammerhead, granting it sentience. They then attached robotic limbs and a laser guided rocket system onto the to the shark's body. Now,Street Shark prowls the streets, hunting Overwatch's new leader.
>nerf soldier's damage because "his damage is good so he's a must pick"
>completely ignoring the fact soldier is only considered a must pick because everyone else who fills a similar roll are just a lot more shit like mccree because of previous nerfs
>instead of buffing these shittier heroes to be more valuable they instead just nerf soldier
Mind blowing how stupid blizzard is sometimes.
>mmmh garbage tamale
what did Ana mean by this?
>>175869813
S76/Reaper fag shippers aren't even classed as posters. Just degenerates.
>>175869775
Circles are geometrical figures
Squares are geometrical figures
But circles are not squares
Fuck squares honestly
>>175869813
That goes without saying
>>175869669
I do.
>>175869813
Very wrong. So terribly wrong. /owg/ is too blind to realize they were invaded by /pol/ a while ago. They have been pushing their garbage ideologies and ruining the fun for everyone.
>>175870031
Point well made.
>>175869783
Those are abberations
But it's possibly also a defence mechanism out of being completely unwanted, like when pointless effeminate beta males who have never kissed a girl decide they look good in girls clothes and if they shave their butthole and post pictures of it on the internet they actually start to get some attention so they're a girl now
>>175868896
She is for Tracer only!
>>175869939
Use sombra
>lay down a port at spawn
>invisible run to the flag as the enemy is distracted
If you need to distract them, attack just in front of the flag, they move up, allowing you to sneak behind
>once you have the flag use your port to pop back at your spawn
this tactic works well at Lijiang very well
There is nothing more boring than straight characters
>People think S76 and Reaper are gay lovers
>Nowhere has it been officially stated by Blizzard that this is true
Fags taking Ls
>>175869960
>women being attracted to other women is different from men being attracted to men because one makes my dick hard and the other doesn't! Also two different words totally means they're entirely separate and different!
Chihuahuas and Afgan Hounds are both still dogs. Male homo and female homo are both still homosexuality.
>>175870026
https://clyp.it/ad2k5rle
What did Ana mean by that? It's in her files.
why is the bait in this general so shit
>Be Sombra
>See Pharah in the air
>Throw beacon sky high
>Teleport
>Hack her ass back to the ground
FUKKEN LMAO
>>175870216
>women being attracted to other women is different from men being attracted to men because one makes my dick hard and the other doesn't!
Oh, so you get it then. Good talk!
>>175870192
there's always a symmetra nest at the flag though
>>175870210
>Nowhere has it been officially stated by Blizzard that this is true
Oh boy. Guaranteed replies.
>>175868134
he needs stamina
>>175870216
Dog that kills its owner is not equal to dog which saves lives
It is time for purest ship
>>175870297
get behind her. hack her, kill her, and if you can destroy her turrets or pop back and destroy her turrets as she spawns, or use >Winston and barrier jump on the flag
>>175870254
You can still fly when hacked.
>>175869903
I'd kill to have Tiny Tiger, Ripper Roo, Dingodile, Komodo Joe, and Koala Kong in Overwatch.
>>175869971
>Armaggon will never be an Overwatch character
>>175870223
I don't know man I don't speak old
>>175870404
>being a faggot
fuck off with your aids bag love.
Platonic or romantic, Ana loves her little soldier!
>2017
>no trans hero
come on blizzard
best girl
>>175870210
Who are you quoting?
>>175870404
Nuh uh.
>>175870358
so like dva's defense matrix meter?
>>175870504
>not being gay
How sad for u
D.va being raped by Sombra is only good ship
>>175870483
Talon should have a Dr. Muto type character we never actually play as, rather we play as all his big dumb genetically spliced animal servants
Reminder why Overwatch sucks now
>>175869547
You know that's not the kind of little Tracer I wanted
>>175870584
https://clyp.it/h2en1n1r
>>175870554
They are the best of best pals.
>>175870763
Lucio defines meta currently, not Ana
>>175870626
no
>>175870567
>>175870715
Sombra can only beat d.va at vidya by hacks
>>175870856
>kaplan wants to drive his pick rate down
>can't even get that right
BRAVO BLIZZARD
so, which one of the heroes isasexual?
>>175870780
I have one other lewd little Tracer I'll post it for you when I get home if you want anon.
>>175870978
Lucio will never be taken down until there's someone who can do speed boosting but better
>>175870807
Yes! And Jack and Gabe are best friends too!
>>175871034
Your waifu.
>>175870856
I don't know why. Speed boost shaves at most 20 seconds off of regroup time for an 8 minute match. Everything else zen does better.
>>175871074
They sure did start that way. Sad to see what became of them.
>>175869565
Roadhog is not the only hero with a pig costume anymore?
>>175871034
Bastion
>>175871034
Bastion
>>175868724
It's almost like you're too stupid to know how to read.
>>175871146
Ewwww gay.
>>175870978
Dive is best meta anyway
>>175871117
That's why he is often used as second healer instead of Ana
>>175871209
Is this better?
>>175871215
*BRRRAAAAPPPP*
>>175869192
>niggers get so good at stealing they can steal things before they exist
Truly a horrific future.
>>175870584
I want tohug her.
>>175871215
I like when she says "shnew chin chow shoe she"
>>175871304
No
>>175871323
She could use a hugand a mother / father figure
>>175871304
I don't like lewd. This isn't fun anymore.
>>175867579
>She'll never go full omnic crazy and tell you its for your own protection, gun at your head. Pumping her hips at your sore groin
Boy it sure sucks to live right now.
>>175871372
Am, am I inside an asshole from this perspective?
>>175871372
is that sinner
>>175871431
You'll never be happy I guessAnd neither will they
>>175870618
Me
>>175870738
>four different animals to pick from in one character in each of the classes
>can switch between them like with the others
>big burly rhinoceros as a meatshield Offense
>flying bombadiere eagle as Defense
>metal-shelled armadillo as Tank
>agile wall-climbing gecko as Support
>>175870978
Just give cross fade a fucking cooldown already.
>>175867706
It's in Mexico, you fucktard. Pay attention to the flags during the loading screens.
>>175871627
This
Prevent Lucio from fucking spamming between healing and speed boosting
>>175870897
hmmmmmmm....
>>175871305
Why are you making gun noises?
>>175868134
Maybe he should be focused more on mobility, keep the helix rocket damage but nerf the gun damage.
I dunno i've never really gotten into trouble with a soldier that wasn't him being a nimble jumpy fuck making hitting him hard.
>>175871707
Lucio only makes game funnier to play
>>175868517
>Ends his videos with too-da-loo
>'Ello lovelies
He really is
>>175871707
>but m-muh dspstanky
>Code strings in ptr confirm new event
>tracer is found to get new skin
Can we kill her yet?
>>175871501
>She will never praise how hot your cock is inside of her robotic horse pussy as she mewls in delight
>>175870895
But boombox a cute
Why is the r76 anon such a giant faggot?
>>175868134
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HELLO AND WELCOME
>>175871901
Because he's from Tumblr.
>>175871901
It's certainly just a fat women
Also stop replying to her
>>175871941
DELETE
DELETE
DELEEEEEEEETE
>Orisa and Sombra get more hate than pre-rework Symmetra
Geoff and Jeff pls
>>175871707
Why
What does spamming it accomplish
What would preventing spamming it accomplish
>some guy typed pogchamp in chat
>it's a twitch emote
the cancer spreads
>>175871901
R76 fag is one of a dreaded species of subhuman, a fujo.
Don't talk to it, don't feed it. You will never reason with it so don't bother.
>>175871880
>pairing two bottoms
Do you see the problem here?
>>175872019
There is literally nothing wrong with Sombra
Git gud
Do you think that Blizzard will ever legitimately consider adding a set of "casual" skins?
>>175871941
Easy Gook
>>175872151
There's only some things wrong with orisa, as expected from a new character.
>>175871941
>reyes getting up to facefuck Morrison
>>175872069
>What does spamming it accomplish
Too much flexibility in terms of how he can cockblock your team
>What would preventing spamming it accomplish
Advertising a window of opportunity for heroes to take advantage of Lucio's inability to speed up/heal his team on the fly
>>175871941
This is canon
>>175872123
People call me pogchamp when I solo ult them
I always thought it meant play-of-game champ, ironic butthurt about my solo ult
>>175872236
There are many things wrong with Orissa
There are A LOT more things wrong with Geoff Goodman
>>175871941
>ana had to be involved for this to happen
>>175871941
Its impossible to hate S U C C.gif
But Ana76 fags let it get them mad anyway. Missing out on the fun.
>>175871851
>2017
>not playing Tracer
You're asking to be dissapointed.
>>175872290
>Too much flexibility in terms of how he can cockblock your team
What does that even mean. If lucio is on your payload just shoot him and don't miss.
I wanna see more sombra with a mustache
>>175872421
Ana is r76's fag hag
>NA hours
>fags are shitposting on cooldown
Nuke this continent pls
>tfw we didn't get to see ana punching the shit out of torbjorn
>>175871880
Amen to that.
>>175869467
That's a salamander
>>175870978
Can they fucking revert his changes already? It's god awful.
>>175872128
No. That's what makes it so pure.
>>175872685
Noice.
>>175869169
>>175869239
>no fast moving bladed omnic that can stick to and run on walls and ceilings like xenos in the AvP games
>>175872502
As long as crossfade has no cooldown or drawback, Lucio can switch between speeding up and healing allies infinitely and ALWAYS provide the best possible recovery option for his team without concerning himself with leaving himself open.
>Hero difficulty
>3 stars
Genji
Sombra
Hanzo
Mei
Zarya
Ana
Zenyatta
>2 stars
McCree
Tracer
Junkrat
Torbjorn
Widowmaker
D.Va
Orisa
Winston
Lucio
Symmetra
>1 star
Pharah
Reaper
Soldier 76
Bastion
Reinhardt
Roadhog
Mercy
Do you agree with this, /owg/?
>>175872818
You should see the full picture.
>>175872876
>Reaper
>1 star
>>175872876
>dva
>higher than 0 stars
>>175872876
>tfw ana will always be op because retards think aiming a large hitbox that can be hitscan or projectile is hard
The comfiest
>>175872818
>>175872685
This is wrong
>>175872876
Lucio should be 3 star, he has high skill ceiling
Pharah and Zen should be 2 star
>>175872818
I bet you don't even play either of those. Most faggots play mercy.
what am i doing wrong?
>>175872874
Except you never speedboost while actually in a fight because you need to be healing people
>>175873097
This always struck me as weird but it's basically the plot of Carol
>>175873178
being bad at this game
>>175865290
what ha-happen next?
>>175873178
Who do you play
>>175873178
everything
>>175872421
I don't get how Tumblr works.
>An old man and an old woman who have mutual respect for each other and are both willing to help and die for each other is somehow an unacceptable ship
>Two old men who hate and want to kill each other with not to mention the fact that one of the men was resentful for 30 years the other was better fit to be leader is somehow a progressive and better ship
>>175871941
that's gay
>>175873178
you just have motor control issues
>flankers getting in my face thinking it will make them harder to hit
>>175872876
>winston
>symmetra
>2 stars
Holding LMB sure takes some skill indeed.
>>175873237
Cate Blanchett is hot
>>175873315
JackxGabriel is canon. 76xReaper is not. They are exlovers and now bitter enemies. It's not that complicated
>>175873315
I don't get you honestly.
Who are you quoting?
Who is telling you it's unacceptable?
And at the same time, why can't a man and women be best friends with mutual respect for each other?
I won't even get into your insane interpretation of the lore because you don't even have a grip on reality either.
>>175873178
You have a defect of some kind. Being stuck in bronze doesn't always mean you're bad, it means there is something wrong with your motor skills.
>>175873574
How much do you weight?
>>175873519
Rooney Mara is cute so I guess I'm fine with MercyDva
What even is that ship called
>>175873661
I'm 88 lbs and chronically malnourished
>>175873104
I appreciate both ships desu.
>>175873136
I am clearly a Junkrat expert.
>>175873629
Reyes was resentful for the 30 years Jack was Commander. This is fact.
>>175872685
>>175873104
I completely disagree with both of you, but you're entitled to your opinions and that's okay! There's nothing wrong with liking different things!
>>175873574
Reyes was bitter at Jack for 30 years.
>two gold portrait mercy mains on my team
>both of them want to play mercy
>the one who couldn't pick mercy just picked mei and kept blocking our spawn
Should I report this? It's a grandmaster game.
Is there any point even playing a tank when you're in shit ranks and people don't know how to stay together or stay behind shields?
>>175873882
Black man jealous of the white man's success. What a surprise.
>>175873574
Your delusion =/= canon
>>175874108
REYES IS A PROUD CARIBBEAN MAN
>>175874082
The rank doesn't matter. The fact that he was griefing for not getting Mercy does
>>175872876
is genji really that hard? never played him before.
>>175873882
Honestly no. Because you have multiple interpretations from different sources. The lore is meant to be told different ways. The real story is from the parties truly involved. We know how Jack and Gabe feel now, present day. What happened in the past is still relatively a mystery.
What if it was invoked due to stress? What if there is an incident that triggered the animosity? You realize there is plenty of room for that. The problem is you have a very cut and dry perspective on the lore. You don't consider the fact its an ever changing story. You don't even take any of the foreshadowing into account either. Why?
Also
>>175874068 is right. It's not 30 it was 20. But it doesn't really matter.
>ha, i'm TRIGGERING people, such an epic rusemaster spamming my faggot pics til someone responds! i'm not a sad lonely fat fuck doing this every single day, every single thread, around the clock, for the past year, just for a shred of the attention my mother never gave me!
>>175874082
that sounds hilarious
>>175874082
>Grandmasters
>Mercy
pick one
>>175874108
>>175874096
no pick roadhog so you can kill people with hook.
play sombra and just ult when i feel like it because my team is never together
>>175873574
>Gabe mad at jack taking the commander spot for so long
>Which lead to their fight that "killed" them both
>n-no you see they are actually lovers
>>175862826
>>175873665
I don't think it has a name. I just call it D.va/Mercy. I heard AngelSong too which has a nice ring to it.
>>175874282
there are loads of total shitters that get to gm playing mercy
>>175874282
More likely than you think
>>175874239
>Enemy team has a Lv10 Bronze player with no prestige
>Is absolutely flawless with every hero he plays
>In fucking quickplay
Are people that desperate to fucking smurf?
what a cute cop!
>tfw no cross-hero skins
>>175874581
Why is Mercy a kid and part snow leopard?
>>175873942
There should be a high school harem anime where everybody is trying to get with Junkrat
>Roadhog, Junkrat's oldest friend and linebacker on the football team, decides to be honest with his feelings towards him
>Lucio, class president
>Mei, shy tsundere nerd
I don't know who else you pair with Junkrat but I like everybody fighting over a psychopathic cripple
Will we ever see Reyes face after his Reaperning? ;_;
>>175874581
This is the most weeb shit I've ever seen on this website delete yourself
>>175873797
>207 hours on Junkrat
>>175862826
>>175874418
Very cute
Hana learned well from the swiss pedo.
>>175874239
I want to fuck D.Va.
>>175874728
Junkrats fun
>>175874707
>weeb
It's Korean my friend.
>>175874649
I've seen people pair him with Symmetra a lot, and sometimes D.va. Really rarely you get him with Zarya or Mercy. If you mean who I personally ship him with, though,it's a secret!
>>175855839
Get an 7600k and an nvidia card instead.
>>175873325
source
>>175874645
Why not?
>>175874649
How about you take your ideas to Tumblr and roleplay them there instead of here.
>>175874678
I actually hope he looks exactly the same. So that he's basically immortal now. Can't die because his body regens too quickly
>>175874936
Nah
Besides this is better than Pharahposting
>>175874812
I want to fuck D.Va while she's wearing her suit.
>>175874869
I meant the content not the nip language
>>175855718
>>175855930
they could make her barriers behave like all the others, letting through beams and shit, or allow people to headshot bubbled players
>>175874759
I want more pictures of this cute little African.
new thread
>>175875129
>>175875129
>>175875129
>>175874634
pretty cool
>>175874728
>Qúe es en tarnación
wtf does that means?
>>175874869
literally what is the difference
>>175870978
>Reaper
So I imagine there's gonna be another fucking skin for that faggot Tracer next event at the cost of someone else.
Need my Junkrat skins.
Hana belongs to Lena.
>>175870978
>let make Lucio a close range support
>but also give him 2 seconds of infinite range lol
>and buff everything else too!
Well done Blizzard.
>>175873797
>>175875059
We posting Junkrat hours now? Also have 80 hours on comp with him.
>>175874231
There are different sources but the general idea is still there. Reyes was resentful Jack was Commander and not him. This is how news reporting works.
>>175864683
Winston's backstory mentions he built a rocket to get out of the moon.
Hard to do it with a bunch of gorillas just walking around. And in nowhere does it say any other Gorilla other than Winston has Primal Rage, just normal gorilla strength.
Winston probably slaughtered them all once they killed Scientist!Winston. It's where he got his Primal Rage in the first place.
>>175856746
wait, did they change something-?
>making orisa even more shit
>giving a useless "buff" to reaper who is still shit
>lucio is now even more op
>bastion was nerfed from op to useless
Why do they do this
>>175873097
Why does Mercy look so stoned?
d.vas tits are not that big
>>175856382
Koreans think Black people are the lowest rung of society. They get this perception from US military personnel in Korea.
Do Black people know how ironic this is?