/ss13g/ - spesswomen on a spess station

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the call that saved /vg/station

Silicons > Waifus > "Husbandos"

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>>175321790
yeah desu that is true
i often drink when i play and so have an attention span of a 12 yearold
thanks for being patient with me when you were QM
>>175321687
i know how to fammalam

Green haired Devil?

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Every thread until I get more

>>175322336
Hey what you got against husbandos?
You some kinda homo?

Vox looking for human bf come to dorms next round handsome men only please

Anyone else noticed Niggly's been a bit of a cock lately in the discord? Wont talk much to me anymore and he seems mad with power really
Sad, didn't think he'd end up so shity

>>175322742
They're all interchangable.

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

>>175322258
Can you Bogpill me senpai? Just need a quick rundown.

>>175322883
If I use a boston accent will you love me then?

How do I become the best waifu?

>>175323654
That would make you slightly more novel, yes.

>>175323770
be good at the game instead of some attention whoring faggot(male)

>>175324146
So continue doing what I have been, got it.
>tfw senpai rarely notices me

I always think about the AI as a force of nature that goes from 0 to 100 in an instant but whenever I play it I pull the breaks really hard to not ruin other people's fun.
I wonder, should I got full ham more often?

>>175324871
full ham how so? full potent ham?

Double agent traitors is the best mode, upboat if you agree

>>175324997
I mean full on validhunt if my laws allow to.

>>175325147
It sucks when they both go loud roundstart, or one goes loud and outs his enemy
I once had a lowpop round where one went loud, and when he got caught, he outed his target. When we caught them both, we had them fight to the death in perma to fight for the right to live in perma

Double agent traitors is the worst, it takes the antags and pits them against one another. Something that tends to make game modes terrible because its less non-antag interaction.

Is it wrong I want Renovama's headban lifted just so he'll fuck up again and get permad instead?

What are some neat gimmicks I can do as assistant?

>>175325632
Actually assist departments.

>>175325759
lets say in this scenario that all the other departments are well staffed and require no assistance.

>>175322827
Okay sawbones

>>175325828
Kill everyone in a department and take over all its duties by yourself

>makes peacekeeper borgs secborgs
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14762
>magbites
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14761
>adds power creep
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14760
>ports TG flag underwear
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14757
>Adds the old ones
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14749
>arcane golems can used upgraded spells
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14747

>>175325915
I shouldn't have to say this, but we're also assuming that you are not the antag.

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>>175322258

>>175326148
Hang yourself IRL.

>>175325632
Obtain carp pheromones, be a fisherman.

>>175326283
If I hang myself it's going to be due to degenerate reasons, not ss13.

>>175326386
See, this is along the lines of what I was looking for. Thank you

>>175325632
secure radical steve at 12:05 on box and start your ghetto vodka store

You are stuck in an elevator for 5 hours and get to choose one waifu or one husbando for company, who do you choose?

>>175330479
Me, myself, and I.

>>175330479
random namers because i rather die than being with those who people define as "waifus" and because i don't know much of the husbandos and i imagine them being creeps IRL

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>>175330479
i would choose nevill then we can both hang ourselves 15 seconds in

>>175322336
Silicons > Carbons > Shit > waifuposters > waifus

>its a singuloose round

>>175330479
rapy mc doctor

A singularity can rip attached objects from you

That sounds increadibly painful

>Captain bullies the chef and takes his ID before he gets the opportunity to make food (probably a newer player)
>nonantag
and here I thought you were a traitor doing a subtle gimmick

>>175331818
You're a big girl

>>175330479

Borer chan

>>175331851
>see captain being a nigger
>get polyacid
>steal his lasergun from his office which i think he didn't even touched the whole shift
>dressed as a magician after killing Boi for being a fucking shitter
>"hey cap, want to see a tric"
>"yES"
>make gun dissapears
>he stuns me and the clown trips while stomping me
>cuff and disposal him
>suicide out of fulfillment
good round

>open door
>closes instantly, trying to door crush me
>no one is around
>functions perfectly fine afterwards
>AI not rogue

what, made me paranoid

>>175331980
>steal his lasergun from his office which i think he didn't even touched the whole shift
Captain was being a Tyrant, yes, but according to Goldsteel during Renovamaa's ban request:
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3716&p=19490&hilit=captain%27s+laser#p19487
>2. The captain's antique laser gun is considered an item to protect, not an item to carry. Leave it alone.
But yeah, Captain was being a tyrant. Instead of uploading NT, he uploaded a 4th law which allowed him to designate anyone he wanted as a non human.

>nevil tried to get himself unbanned
>everyone says he needs more time away for his sanity
top lel

>>175332237
being a fourth law could you justify n2oing him to stop him identifying nonhuman out of humans

>>175332237
i called captain out on being a retard when he got cloned for drunkenly running into the singulo field. His response was "Oh yeah?" and he tazed me and ran off in defeat

>>175332529
Interesting. Because he's basically "transforming" humans into non-humans via command. Well, I look at it this way: If someone cloned a human and made them into a vox for whatever reason, and said they would continue to do so, I probably wouldn't intervene as an AI, because the hams are not potent enough. Fire the chef. That's the best comparison I can think of, but I also don't play AI.

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>>175332561
Hot damn! I kind of wish it got worse so I could forceably have demoted him, but that would mean more people getting fucked up by him.

>>175332508
I have no idea who this guy is, but I think it's kind of a cop out to say that because it falls into the trap of "If you are banned, you are insane and not capable of rational thought, therefore there's no point in seriously discussing this."

The issue with this statement is this: Let's say you're banned and you appeal, and someone makes this claim against you, citing your appeal as evidence of your insanity. You then back your position up with evidence, or are insistent that you'll improve. Then they use the fact that you spent the time to formulate a drawn out post with evidence or your insistence as proof that you are mentally ill and unhealthily attached to the community.

So regardless of circumstance or whether they actually are actually mentally ill, I think it's a cop out.

>>175333465
This is 4chan, We're all mad here.

>>175333673
exactly

>>175333465
I was around when nevil played. He was incredibly robust and knew quite a few of the game's mechanics by heart. He was the ultimate greytider really. Thing is he played the game a lot. A. LOT. He also had several meta-friends he would play the game with. God forbid he got antag; the station would be blown to smithereens in no time. He hardly ever played anything other than assistant.
The server is actually better without him imo. No matter what role I was if I saw him I'd steer clear because he was either RPing with his friends in the bar or out murderboning.

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>Make a character with dark skin and an afro
>Pick detective
>throw on a leather jacket
>play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFvRvSxsW-I

>>175332185
Door timing can be toggled, so can door safety for door crushing. Not every door that closes behind you is set to crush, somethings its just so its faster.
I was the AI and I never touched any of the safety settings because asimov.

Ask me metaclub related questions and I will try to provide an answer.

>>175334508
yea, I know all that. I heard there was a rogue mommi also.

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>>175334758

>>175335171
i wonder how many hits I have in the admin channel
I know of at least 2 admins that dislike me

>>175335076
yeah, some retard thought that having the singularity and SME up at the same time was an impossibility so he went against his laws and attempted to dismantle the station by way of taking apart the particle accelerator.

>>175335768
what the fugg?

>>175334215
Nevil also played lots of librarian
i've stumbled across some of his uploads in the library

*Honks*

>>175335959
he uploaded a lot of obscure magazines and comics like heavy metal and weekly world news

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post screenies

what ever happened to Railfist and his Doomstation? is he still working on it?

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>>175336438

from yesterday

>>175337424
How the heck do you double narsie? Have two groups summoning at the same time?

>>175335171
People on reddit actually call pjb an obnoxious retard.

It's almost like he's the problem.

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>>175337424
Gee Bill! How come your mom lets you have two Nar-sies?

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>>175337424
LOL2NARSIE

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>>175330479
Rail Kingston

>>175337607
yup

>get antag
>can't think of anything interesting to do

how do I solve this?

>>175337424
I was in that round. Two groups summoned at the same time, what are the odds. I was in one of them. Good round

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made OC while inside the clown

>>175335768
>taking apart a PA is station dismantling
>setting up a singulo when the shard had been running all shift because "didnt no SME wuz runnin"
Dick you are heavy on the damage control buddy.

>the clown is given a honk mech which he promptly gets destroyed
>they build him a second one

>start of the shift captain sounds like a happy and somewhat naive guy, at least over the radio
>massacre happens and the warden goes off to find him
>the shuttle that the captain called is suddenly recalled and the captain gets on the radio
>he acts completely serious compared to how he sounded at the start of round
>warden's body disappears
>see captain in the brig later with a sec backpack on instead of a captain's backpack
>he's carrying one of the shotguns in his suit that the warden used to genocide sec earlier
>full powergamer gear on
>acting suspicious as fuck
>turns out the warden really did take the captain's identity
>he kills the HoS and starts shooting stuff on the shuttle
WAKE UP SHEEPLE WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SIGNS

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>>175337620
Even reddit hates the kid? Man, that's saying something. You think he'd figure it out at some point. Personally, I'd be offended if I were him. Like the only reason I haven't been kicked to the curb, the only reason anyone defends me at all, is because I can code a few basic things? They "deal with me" so they can take my work? That's just insulting.

>>175339142
>it is also destroyed

>>175339201
I wouldn't have killed the HoS if you didn't fill his head with nonsense that was totally true.

>>175339246
>clown is promptly murdered to death

>>175339275
Wish you would've unlocked the taser case for my Gygax so I would've arrested you on the shuttle

>>175339319
that's why I didn't do it desu

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Hey, big props to the clown for not holding that whole mess against me. This is definitely a round I'll remember.

Just how many borers were in this game? I think we set a borer record

>>175339448
At least five at the peak.

>>175339576
There were 5 in one guy the other day and another 2 around the station.
I wish we could have gotten another borer in that scientist. That guy could survive eva forever and never die with the 5 of use in him

>>175339201
>See all that shit as a ghost
>Get cloned by murderer
>N-nothing out of the ordinary haha

>>175338213
Rail erps with medbay staff in deadpop hours

>>175342403
deadpop doctor here
can confirm

>>175338932
loose the singu and make the beacon the arrivals shuttle

>Started playing as clown
>Pulling some epic pranks my dudes
>Stole this guy's Proto-kinetic Accelerator
>Threw it into space
>Feels good
>Random man gives me a spray can called "hellcan"
>Set myself on fire
>Librarian drags me to medbay
>Once I'm healed I ask him is he has my stuff
>He says no as he's honking my horn then runs
>I find him later
>I set him ablaze with the hellcan
>Stomp on him while on fire
>I take my shit from his ashes
>Admin messages me asking why?
>Told him he stole from me
>Gets banned
Is this gay or not? I play SS13 on and off

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>>175343735
>prank consists of stealing items from people and spacing them
>kills people for abusing him when half of his job is being abused and having the crew laugh at him for it
Yes, its faggotry. Congratulations, you are hippie tier because you don't understand how humour works, only want to grief as a clown and kill people under the most bullshit weak reasons possible.

>>175343735
>selects the crew's living punching bag to play
>uses excessive force to retaliate against a crewmember making use of his god given right to bully clowns
>wonders why the admins send him to the gay baby jail
Nigger you're supposed to slip and loot, not burn to ashes
desu it probably should have been a temp job ban from clown, but I don't know how much of a shitter you've been in the past

>wizard buys 0 spells
>wizard goes afk

But why?

>>175346521
he had spells though

>Server is kill

>>175346552
I guess it doesn't show spells on the round end screen if he's braindead

>>175346576
might've been the cloning and the ryetalin I gave him too.

>>175346576
He bought the random spell bundle so that's probably why.

>make a mostly beneficial virus
>guy agrees to infect himself with the virus
>virus immediately cure itself and I don't get to observe the symptoms
FUCK

How big do you think the SMES would be compared to a person? I'm trying to figure out how big I should make them in my Source map.

>no admins at this time

It's been like this for a year, why don't we promote people that can actually fill this timeslot well?

>>175346689
because theres really no need to

>>175346689
too busy letting meme admins like sawbones and repeated failures like dragonbro in

>>175346737
Yeah, it's pretty comfy lowpop with no griefers
>>175346747
Some admins are good, they're either just busy or don't admin that much sadly

>>175346689
Even if we had an admin at this hour he'd just deadmin himself and be a greyshitter

>>175346747
amazing how 5 months ago everybody loved dragonbro
what happened

>>175346674
Big, atleast a meter wide and 1.7 meters high, its essentially a large cylinder housing a electro magnetic field that stores energy, cant have it be small.

>>175346840
Most people still love him, it's just a really dedicated shitposter

>>175346689
I would admin, but I don't think I could handle the autism and I'm still holding out hope that I'll get a life before too long which would prevent me from being awake at 3am

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>>175346892
Huh, guess I wasn't too far off the mark, might make it taller though

Fun fact: Gordon's model here is only 4' 6", as are most of the humans because Source for some retarded reason uses differing scales for models and the maps themselves

The One Free Manlet

>>175346604
that was it

you lose spells you gained through spellbooks when cloned

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>>175346674
I imagine them to be about this size

>(Brady Lowstetter): Is it powergaming to lock down the permabrig while I get surgery for my appendicitis - heard by 0 non-AFK admins.

>>175347994
no, because I was literally trying to escape the whole time.

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Does anyone have any spess-related tapestries?

>>175348998
i like that malf one

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>>175348998

>>175350101
What's special about 44?

https://pastebin.com/PRArUWhk

How does nuke keep getting admin?

>>175350396
he's pomfs special boy

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>>175350351
A score is 20. Threescore is 60.
It's a reference to this.

>>175350529
Clusterfack did nothing wrong

I want to make more tapestries but it's late and I can't think of any other events to parody.

>>175350396
oh god, spaghetti everywhere.
anyway, if they want to save us from the depths of memes and no RP, I don't think going individual by individual, case by case is the best course of action. Update them rules

>>175350662
Do one of that time when someone set their explosive implant to boom before someone said boombox

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>>175348998

>>175350662
>Philip Jenner says, "Space me", Philip Jenner says, "Do it pussy", Philip Jenner says, "HE AINT GOT THE CAJONES", Philip Jenner [Common] (Assistant) says, "WALTER KIFER SPACING ME", HELP: Gorgonmaia/(Philip Jenner) (?) (PP) (VV) (SM) (JMP) (CA) : Aww shit negroes, that officer just spaced me, was that valid? - This, and a page of notes is why you're getting a permaban. Appeal it on the forums.

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>>175351430
lel

>have all my role settings to medium
>always get put into one job, even if there's another person in that job
>check manifest
>nobody doing the other jobs you had set
Why does it do this?

>>175351697
If it was a head role it's because it always rolls for heads first

>>175351697
Its a stable marriage algorithm with the jobs choosing the players and the head roles picking first going down a certain order.

>>175351710
It's a role that has no job
Mechanic

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>>175351430
>>175351567

>>175352585
noice

>>175352585
Last page ruins it, needs better wording

>>175353196
Got any suggestions?

jesus, it would have been less of a hassle to just let the mime kill the janitor in the dorms that round

>>175354356

Much autism was on display that entire round.

>>175356613
I'd a crow girl.
Corvids are the most intelligent birds.

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>>175356754

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Why does PJB even code for us if he hates us so much?

>>175356613
>>175356942
Where are the vox
That bird girl isn't ugly or jewish enough

>>175356754
That means they're smart enough to realize that you're a fucking loser.

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>>175356613
>>175356942
Is there somewhere I can find all of these together?
I really like them.

>>175357434
>>175357434
I'll tell you if you erp me

I saved them from a random thread on /v/,
there's only those 2

Thisround.mp4:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agVpq_XXRmU

>>175357060
He loves drama.

>>175357564
Not that guy but meet me next round in the dorms kiddo i'll rock your fucking world
Bring space lube if you want to survive it

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ign dolphinhole
the fuck did i do? Didn't get a message as it was between rounds.

>>175357564
>there's only those 2
YOU LIE
I found more: http://imgur.com/gallery/5IUZ3

Though it seems they're made by an anon spread solely by other anons. I haven't found any single place with all his stuff.

>>175357950
SO CUTE

Wizard rounds were a mistake

remove wizard when

>Guys gets pulse rifle and instantly goes ham on whoever he sees first

Whew laddie, you really are a cunt. Tha ttitude was bad enough, but the murderboning just kinda seals it.

>>175359460
>>175359618
what, you don't like 15 minute rounds with the hos chimping out on the shuttle with a minigun?

>>175357915
Use the forum or the discord

>>175359631
wasn't it amari ray?

>>175359631
>VG player isn't robust and has to bitch about it anonymously on the thread that no one likes

Get antag, be antag
Sorry you didn't get to suck off the bartender you little bitch

>>175359693

Yeah.

>>175359724

Point fuckin' proven.

>>175359818
I hope you didn't think the "point" of Summon Guns was to wait around until the wizard shows up to use the new gunz on him.

>>175359631
>not murderboning during summon guns
Unless it was super lowpop, you're really just making it so that the wizard dies the second he gets there and it becomes extended. You're the real asshole here.

>>175361223

It WAS lowpop though.

>>175361425
How lowpop though? Single digits or in the teens?

sorry for catbeasting you daemon, i had a power trip

>>175359818
>get free antag roll
>get free PULSE RIFLE
C'mon, it's the most obvious thing to do,

I want to die

FILL MY EYES
WITH DOUBLE WIZARD

>>175361560

https://media4.giphy.com/media/T9HgfTv4di5Ne/giphy.gif

Is there anything more cancerous than people that play low pop?
>muh comfy 3 hour rounds!
>reeeee fucking antag ruining my low pop!
>low pop players are the best players because they're my metabuddies :)))

>>175362194
this in reference to the double gunwiz rounds, or the clusterfuck double agent round earlier?

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>>175362194
I'm gonna kill you and the rest of the traitors and i'm gonna roleplay getting drunk for three hours straight while talking about my fictional family

>>175362194
There's nothing funner than High Pop AI 3 hour rounds desu

>>175362194
I enjoy the fact that we can have such wildly different rounds on the same server.

>>175362726
*dies an hour into a three hour round and begs admins to bus them back in for two hours*

>>175362194

nah, this isn't cancerous

high pop extended/vampire is most cancerous, it's should focus on team-based roles instead

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14762
god i hate pjb so muych

>>175340540
Remember to always maintain a few borer eggs in xenobio as a borer to constantly maintain BORER SUPREMACY

https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14757

the PR that saved /vg/

>>175365152
>>175365795
>PJB downvoting and not merging unanimously agreed upon changes

still has his period from pipe layers I see

>>175365152
>>175366070
Stop trying to make it personal, you guys ask why coders get all defensive, this is why coders get all defensive.

>>175365795
>PJB3005 reacted with thumbs down emoji

>>175353283
He needs to ask if it was valid

>>175366189
but it is personal
PJB has made it personal himself by throwing bitchfits after every change he doesn't like/likes getting in/not getting in
he's also outspoken against the community
if he could learn to accept what people want like everyone did with attack animations it would be fine
but he's a pissy little bitch

>>175366487

PJB is the new host, I assume?

>>175366189
>spend hours coding
>make PR
>everyone approves it
>PJB doesn't
>doesn't get merged

>wasting my time coding for a dictatorship

no thanks

PJB did nothing wrong

>>175366189

>people votes for something
>coder refuses to merge it despite the majority of player wanting the feature

this is why /tg/ became TG with all the coders shitting on the community, anon

>>175366597
It's not like pomf wants anything to do with this place and probe is pjb's butt buddy so yes the two most influential cunts in the server have almost all the powers the host does
faggot

>>175352585
Kek

>>175366597
His position is more similar to head coder at the moment. Host isn't a real position here since the host is completely divorced from the day to day.

>>175366718
>defending straight up or down votes on PRs

Before you shitters ruined the github with your reddit tier upvoting and downvoting we had a little thing called compromise where people would hash out why they liked and disliked something and came to a mutual agreement.

why is the game mode secret, I wanna join

upvoted

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>>175367041
I did this for my PR, still won't be merged

>>175367041

>Before you shitters ruined the github with your reddit tier upvoting and downvoting

why did that change anyway? who the fuck decided it's was alright to add in emoshits?

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>>175367041
>compromising
If a change is bad, the change is bad, no use compromising it if its shit in any aplied way, when its something good but not perfect people will say how to adapt it but otherwise removing it entirely is perfectly fine, emojis or not.

>>175367356
and who decides if a change is bad? Let me take a wild guess here.. hrmm.. it's a tough one.. PJB? Am I right?

Was the security thing voted upon and PJB is ignoring it?

>>175367492
You mean the guy that religiously posts on reddit, is underaged, denounces the servers culture and 4chan, wanted to remove pipe layers(a feature unique to VG), gets to decide what's good and not good?

GASP

What a terrible server

Why is PJB even alive?

>>175367817
Passable diet, oxygen in the air, mostly functioning biological processes. One assumes anyway.

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>record scratch
>freeze frame
"Woah woah. You see that grey that looks like he's hit rock bottom right there? That's me, I bet you're wondering how I becane the biggest drug lord in the medbay. It all started in the summer of 86"

>>175368163
>86
>current ingame year is 2561
>yahir is like 25 in game

???

>>175367350
Github explicitly added the "reaction" system to kill discussion.

>>175368317
It's yahir from 2586

>>175368317
I can't help but giggle knowing this is either xev getting defensive over a shitpost or someone wanting to correct a bad meme

>>175368603
I'm just autistic and it annoyed me that the timeline doesn't make sense, I'm not defensive

>>175368163
Here lies
Yahir 'only I can valid' Keppelinger
He became the valid

>>175368716
Hi xev.

>>175369186
I'm NOT xevonix. Do NOT ever say that to my face again.

>>175369454

Hi xenovix~

>>175369501
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

I AM NOT HIM I AM NOT HIM I AM NOT HIM I AM NOT HIM

story from back when I was a newfag
>ling
>find yahir afk on the holodeck
>give in the succ
>disguise as him
>mingle with the crew in medbay
>act friendly towards some medbay sloot
>'Hey you're not Yahir, Yahir hates me!'
>get lynched by medbay sloot and 2 assistants

reminder that metafriends are for gabsorbing but not disguising

>>175369575
Kill yourself underage

>>175369720
If I'm underage how could I kill myself? Fucking retard

>Not being below the age of consent to help bolster your purity points
Old people, there's no room in space for you! Make way for the youth of today!

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i used to play Val oth. Got sick of the constant autism as valid hunter. But I find it funny how xev act so cliquey around greys

>>175369575

Okay xenovix!

>>175369892
You were a decent tech anon, shame you validhunted so much.

>>175369892
Plaguewalker can you seriously stop self shilling and self hating. I'm not sure if I should hate you or feel sorry for you.
>>175369856
Minimum age is 17 in ss13
Age of consent is 14

>>175369892

who do you play as now? are you finally off the wild ride of namefags?

>sneaky pen decap yahir
>light antagging, messing with sec after
>suddenly Nevill keeps asking over common "Where's Yahir?" over and over
>even though for the first 40 minutes of the round he was sitting silently in the bar
>get arrested for stealing crops from the chef
>Nevill runs into security whilst I'm being searched and says I killed yahir
>Officer beats me to death on the spot

>>175369892
Fuck off plaguewalker
>>175370031
Fuck off yclat, I'd rather have plaguewalker.

>>175370134

did you ahelp?

>>175370134
did you ban request it?

>>175370134
d i d y o u a h e l p i t

>>175370230
>>175370273
>>175370312

Happened way back in 2016 but that was the last round I had antag flags turned on for this server
Nevill's permabanned now anyway

>>175370134
holy fugg

>>175370381

Nevill pretty much permabanned himself by acting like a shitter instead of asking for a ban, he's a pretty fun guy, but he really lacks the willpower to stop playing by himself, or ask someone to ban him

the sad part is that he still shitpost on the discord despite being banned

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>>175370381
I think he was unbanned.

>sleepy pen and kill yahir
>stash him in a closet
>he spins chairs and leads nevill to the locker
>I panic and move yahir's body to a new locker
>nevill finds it with more chair spinning
>clones yahir
>yahir shouts as soon as he's cloned "HELP X IS TRAITOR"
>I get valid'd

>>175367356
Not only is this objectively not true, it's a shitty mindset that ends up leaving most people unhappy.

>>175370381
>Nevill's permabanned now anyway
not for long

>>175370695

well, summer is coming so of course he's gonna come around and get himself unbanned

just watch out for nevill and yahir metagaming it up in plain sight

>>175370548
>>175370695
He appealed and was denied, MrPain won't accept an appeal so he's banned for at least another 3 months

>>175370809
Oh, well that's even better.

There's nothing wrong with being in a skype call with your best friend and playing ss13 together to catch the antags.

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>>175371240
im going to grif u

https://youtu.be/nDJzf5jqccw
this should play in maint

There's nothing wrong with picking scabs off your scalp and eating them.

>>175371442
Why does your scalp have scabs?

>>175370087
Age on consent is 18, though.

>>175371240
I've been playing SS13 with 2 or 3 friends over voip for years and nobody has even so much as said anything to me, the trick is to at least put in a little effort not to be so fucking obvious.

>>175371689
Where does it say that

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This is xevs doing

>>175370607
Gotta c4 it mate.

Unless Nevill was actively talking to Yahir saying "which way now?" and stuff.

In which case, ding dong bannu

>>175372071
That's not his art style though, or his coloring style

>they literally made a new nsfw channel because sawbones and kolith were banned from the only other one

whats the point in banning them then

>>175372793
They were fags

unable to join right now, something wrong with the server?

>>175372793
When you escalate shit like this you have a much higher chance of being permabanned/deadminned

HONK

>>175367743
>wanted to remove pipe layers(a feature unique to VG)
That's not what the issue was, so you know.

>dragonbro kills people using admin powers

>>175374253
post to his feedback

or at least post evidence to the thread so we know you're telling the truth

>>175374201
the "issue" was that people get high numbers from engineering, which would kill so many other things rather than just the one. And he provided no alternative.

>>175374471
[10:12:48]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) jumped to Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera)
[10:12:59]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) checked antagonists.
[10:13:01]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) edited the Emergency Shuttle's timeleft to 1
[10:13:25]ADMIN: HELP: Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera): thanks for gibbing me - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.
[10:13:28]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Dragan Ivanovich) jumped to Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera)
[10:13:55]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) has created a command report: We apologize for the sudden and abrupt lurch forward in the flight plan, but we managed to find some plasma available for a short speed boost.

We hope you were keeping the landing zone clear.
[10:14:26]ADMIN: grenoire/(Grenoire) is a relatively new player, may consider watching them. AGE = 0 First seen = 0
[10:14:43]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera): You're welcome
[10:14:54]ADMIN: PM: Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): Was it really you?
[10:15:17]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera): Yes, I'll own up to it now. Guilty of putting forward the landing time by about 2 minutes
[10:15:33]ADMIN: (gageman898/) started the game as a Chief Engineer.
[10:15:46]ADMIN: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith) : Seems viral mice do not work
[10:15:48]ADMIN: PM: Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): This is the second time you killed me with admin shittery in less than a week
[10:15:59]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera): I've killed you?
[10:16:23]ADMIN: PM: Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): first time you deleted the locker I was hiding in while antag and got be killed

>>175375124
when are they gonna realise bringing dragonbro back was a dumb idea

>>175375124
Explain why Harse was just standing where the shuttle would arrive for no reason.

>>175375509
Just posting the logs, how would I know?

who is the most hated player on the server?

>>175375749
(You)

>>175375749
(You)

>>175375749
You

>>175375749
Even the ones who are hated have some friends.
It's probably hard to pick just one of them out of all the shitters who have came and gone.

>>175375124
to be fair, that doesn't look good for dragonbro. however harse is a waifu, so it's valid.

>>175350396
>[08:25:15] Pomfs Special Boy PM to-IbexiSterlinfa/(Kaflina Viyachislev): "Ur fukked now boi"
>[08:38:26] Player PM from-IbexiSterlinfa/(Kaflina Viyachislev): Well, the point of my argument is my ic character would have said it like that in my mind. I wrote it like that purposefully to show an accent or a way of speaking in this manner
>[08:40:13] Pomfs Special Boy PM to-IbexiSterlinfa/(Kaflina Viyachislev): How do you pronounce fukked?
>[08:40:35] Player PM from-IbexiSterlinfa/(Kaflina Viyachislev): I personally would pronounce it as one syllable
>[08:41:26] Pomfs Special Boy PM to-IbexiSterlinfa/(Kaflina Viyachislev): I see. And how do you pronounce ur?
>[08:41:57] Player PM from-IbexiSterlinfa/(Kaflina Viyachislev): It's like without the y, like sorta like or but with a u
>[08:58:01] Player PM from-IbexiSterlinfa/(Kaflina Viyachislev): Who is to say that people don't talk with a southern accent in this lore

u tk him to da bar partner?

>>175375749
Someone who's nice to everyone, so deep down everyone hates him and won't say.

>>175376817
That'd be xevonix

>>175377036
>xevonix
>nice to everyone

stationeers

>>175368163
Are you aralgean? Or is the shitty posting style catching on?

>>175361686
>linking a gif
>on an imageboard
r u dumb m8

>>175377461
Which part?

>Kaylie Morgan is a latejoin captain
>still gets antag
IT
CAN'T
KEEP
HAPPENING

>>175375749
whoever the fuck does the babies day out thing

>>175375509
If there was two minutes left on the shuttle arriving its a pretty safe place to sit.

>>175375749
You

Yahir

>>175375124

>admins killing players just because they can.

hmmmmmm

>>175375749
Bob Dylan!!!!!!!!!!

>>175375124
Why was Harse standing there?
Why did dragonbro make the shuttle arrive faster knowing the person was there?

>>175379185
It doesn't matter why he was, Dragonbro seems to be targeting him.

[10:27:59]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Wollet/(Wollet): Hey snub
[10:28:06]ADMIN: PM: Wollet/(Wollet)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): sup fambly
[10:28:14]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Wollet/(Wollet): why ya ban evadin?
[10:28:23]ADMIN: PM: Wollet/(Wollet)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): bord on the weekend
[10:28:38]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Wollet/(Wollet): just appeal it, my man. Log off now and I won't make a note of it.
[10:28:59]ADMIN: PM: Wollet/(Wollet)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): i did appeal it got nope'd or i wouldn't
[10:29:11]ADMIN: PM: Wollet/(Wollet)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): i thought you posted in the thread?
[10:29:44]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Wollet/(Wollet): Not me. Sawbones, Kammer, and pain did
[10:30:16]ADMIN: PM: Wollet/(Wollet)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): oh aight, but yeah, got noped, you wanna ban me or let it slide and see if i shit up the server again?
[10:30:34]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Wollet/(Wollet): We're in a bit of a predicament there I'm afraid
[10:31:00]ADMIN: PM: Wollet/(Wollet)->DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith): well i wont declare ready and enter server, what you thinkin?
[10:31:04]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Urist McHammersmith)->Wollet/(Wollet): If I let it slide and let you play, that's me letting a ban evader out and about, one I know of

Tell me about dragonbro, why does he rush the shuttle?

>>175379364
>no bans
???

>>175379364
that's okay, I ban evade all the time too.

>>175379364
Between trying to protect ban evaders from the pain and this http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=36&p=19588&sid=18e43d3c7ff70ed4281305e9f926366c#p19588 I wonder how long dragonbro is going to last.

>zealtron gets shit thrown at him for repeatedly going greytide as there's nobody adminning by dragonbro
>suddenly the thread is people digging up stuff about dragonbro to get him deadminned
hmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>175379364
>this gets posted to the thread
>zealotron bans him 2 minutes later
>harse posts logs against dragonbro in his feedback 20 minutes ago

It seems to me they're hitting everything they've got against dragonbro all at once. Ignore thread shitposters, dragonbro is a good admin. they want him deadminned so xevonix can be trialmin.

>>175379908
He JUST murdered a player last round.

>>175380007
Zealotron isn't friends with xevonix any more, you'll have to find someone else to blame.

Remember when Pain told sawbones to stop causing beef with other admins
Remember when sawbones asked harse to suicide on a shuttle and blame dragonbro to further cause shit with admins?

>>175380007
Sawbones JSG and horse are all in fucking bed with eachother. It's pretty thinly veiled when these niggers are posting in his feedback page eight after eachother.

>>175380272
Remember when sawbones was permabanned for being definition of being cancer detrimental to the station?

How far we've come

>>175379364
https://pastebin.com/09JBp815

You missed the bit where dragon explained what wollet should do

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Metaclub on suicide watch?

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Please do not mess with the users in the metaclub they will all jump on your dick as a group

>dragonbro sees a ban evader
>calmly explains to them they should appeal with a recommendation from /tg/ if they want to be unbanned
>they accept and leave to go play on /tg/
>zealotron autistically screeches and bans him anyway

>>175380385
that never happened

>dragonbro metaclub defence party arrives in full force

>>175380462
That's legit great admin behavior desu. Wish more of our admins were like that instead of just jumping for the banhammer.

>>175380630
What is this a metagrudge list for ants?

>>175380727
Ban Evading is against the rules you know. He was told exactly the same thing Dragonbro said to him in his ban appeal. http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=3715

>>175380810
Revising history isn't nice

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>>175380823
>a very obvious group of metabuddies is shitposting in the thread to sway opinion and influence adminship.
>surprised when people are disturbed by this

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Remember when sawbones got banned from a porn channel and cried and begged admins to unban him?

>>175380940
Yeah, so why are you doing it?

>>175380983
You do know Dragonbro was deadminned right? He can't control himself with his admin powers. He did it before and he's doing the same thing again.

>>175381147
t. sawbones

>Dragonbro is slowly becoming a worse admin than Kolith

What went wrong?

>>175381081
Remember when Surfer B him TFO

>>175381310
Nah, Kolith was godawful. Dragonbro is nowhere near his level

>>175381310
>slowly

>>175381147
I don't agree and I think that is a false narrative. I'm more inclined to agree with isaac on this issue and personally the amount of shit niggerbones continues to stir up with him still being an admin is more appalling to me.

>>175381310
they didnt admin goldsteel

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>This is dumb you're correct

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>>175380007
>xevonix trialmin
Next you'll be saying make pootismaniac a trialmin.

>>175381437
I'm curious, so we can't call admins out on being shitty because its the Sawbones boogyman?

>>175381602
>Sawbones shittalks dragonbro a few days ago
>Told "stop doing that" by mrpain
now fast forward to now
>Sawbones' friend posts a wall of logs against dragonbro
>(((somebody))) posts logs showing dragonbro didn't ban a guy instantly for ban evading
>Sawbones bans that guy minutes later (this shows that sawbones is active on the thread during all the dragonbro shitposting)

It's clear what's happening, it's thread shitposting against dragonbro by sawbones and pals.

>>175381602
We have no reliable way to anonymously file complaints against admins. It has to be done publicly. While this does help stem the tide of potential shitposting, people actively avoid being singled out for fear of getting banned themselves down the road for starting drama. I like sawbones as a person very much, but why and how the FUCK is he still an admin?

>>175381405
I'm pretty new to the server, what did he do wrong? It just seems like he made some rookie mistakes as an admin and everyone hated him.

>>175381986
Because he hasn't really done anything wrong.

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>>175381989
It was "rookie mistakes" over and over again, and he's a cunt in the discord meaning nobody likes him.

Everyone knows he only got admin because his friend Mustardtiger was the head of trialmins at the time, Mustard even stepped down right after Kolith got trialmin since his job was finished.

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>>175381989
He abused his admin powers as a trialmin and people thought he was a fag and a shitter. More people only started more openly hating him because he showed that he is just an awful person and is constantly trying to start drama and just overall NOT good for this community

why he hasn't been banned from everything already is beyond me

Have any of the older failed 3D SS13 remakes open source their graphics?

I just started working on a 3D remake with 3 other developers and 3 3D modelers, could use some placeholder models.

>>175381814

So Harse is in on it too? Is that why when he was killed by dragonbro him the first time this week, Harse went out of his way to forgive him and tell him that he wasn't gonna make a deal of it?

>>175381989
He posted the bee movie script as a ban reason and fucked up the ban page.

>>175381986
If you look at I think Solarious's ban request, Zealotron used a vpn to file it.

>>175381437
Dragonbro has consistantly made mistakes. This kind of behaviour, killing antags and players 'accidentally' or for no reason isn't new for him. Just read back through his feedback.
Turns out the last time he was forcefully deadminned wasn't the first either.
His mistakes might be 1/100, but they occur at a higher rate than other admins. Maybe it's because he's online more, but that's a conscious choice he's making. He isn't obligued to admin for hours a day, being an admin is voluntary, but he does it anyway and it leads to these mistakes.
To me, it feels like he's trying to do more thans expected of him, which would be a good thing if he could hold it down, but he doesn't.
Even last year when he would consistantly do some of the funnest adminbusses, he would undo the respect I gained for him quickly after by doing stupid shit with his admin powers.
I'm not affiliated with sawbones in any way, but Dragonbro is just a big double edged sword when it comes to being an admin.

>>175382176
One look at past issues on the forums paints a much different picture. Everything he has been involved in has been needlessly controversial.

>>175382293
So he forgived dragonbro and now he brings it up again and makes a huge deal out of it, when he wasn't even an antag this time and the round ended 3 minutes later?

Harse is friends with Zealotron, they ran an EVE: Online guild together. Harse has no reason to make a big deal out of this thing, except that it paints dragonbro in a negative light, something her friend zealotron wants.

>>175382480
Admins shouldn't randomly kill players.

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Does anyone have any pictures or anything of the shit sawbones has apparently been starting with other admins as well?

>>175382480
>her

>>175382540
I agree, but this last time seemed like an accident in an attempt to speed up a boring round and end it. Harse wasn't an antag and is half to blame for flying around in the shuttle area with a jetpack.

It's just suspicious that Harse cares about this time but didn't care about last time when dragonbro killed her in the middle of her antag round.

>>175382480

Maybe they just don't want to see a habit of them being killed over and over by an admin?